Respond only with questions.

[EmmaKynikos]

doesn't sugar add to the fun?

[Espadrille]

And since people leave snot on the armrests?

[MacheteGeek]

And since when do people with dog crap on their shoes stand on the chairs?

[EmmaKynikos]

what was the questions?

why wouldn't stranger's snot add to the pleasure? isn't it true that the more body fluids involved the better?

[MacheteGeek]

Why are we talking about fluffy bunnies?

[EmmaKynikos]

weren't we talking about having sex in a movie theatre?

[MacheteGeek]

Wasn't I trying to talk about how awesome, epic, and flawless fluffy bunnies are?

[EmmaKynikos]

why would you rather talk about bunnies than sex?

[GenessorDios]

Why not talk about both?

[Espadrille]

Why are bunnies so awesome?

[EmmaKynikos]

do you mean to say that you like to pet soft, furry things?

[Espadrille]

Don't you?

[EmmaKynikos]

don't you think i'd prefer something hard and pointy?

[GenessorDios]

What about something that goes back and forth between the two?

[EmmaKynikos]

what did you have in mind?

[GenessorDios]

Well I have this equipment that I was assembled with, but I've never actually used it; do you suppose it might work?

[EmmaKynikos]

why don't we give it a try?

[GenessorDios]

Should I oil it first?

[EmmaKynikos]

would you rather use a more natural lubricant instead?

[GenessorDios]

Is it a renewable resource?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't that the most logic resource to use so that the equipment can be tested several times?

[GenessorDios]

Where might I obtain such an amazing-sounding chemical?

[EmmaKynikos]

would you believe i'm the creator of that resource?

[GenessorDios]

Where did you get the recipe for it?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you know i was born knowing, just like i know how to be a jedi?

[GenessorDios]

Could you teach me? Both?

[EmmaKynikos]

the training is rigorous; are you up for it?

[GenessorDios]

Can't you see I'm already up?

[EmmaKynikos]

sorry, i was trying to do a mind-meld with you; did you get my message?

[GenessorDios]

Yes, but I'm confused; why do you want to chuck my lock?

[EmmaKynikos]

how else am i going to break down your defenses?

[GenessorDios]

What if I'm only made of hollow armor?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't it more likely that you aren't?

[GenessorDios]

Well, sure I've got some chips in my head compartment, but have you seen this?

*opens compartment*

See?

[venuspop]

:stunned:

Does that thing work?

[EmmaKynikos]

gd, it looks dark and mysterious to me; besides, don't you always pull out a treat when it's called for?

[GenessorDios]

What sort of treat would you like?

[venuspop]

What is the time, Mr Wolf?

[GenessorDios]

Did you bring the sauce?

[reiven]

hollandaise sauce? for the bunny?


is hollandaise sauce appropriate for non-hollandays?

[Espadrille]

Where am I?

[GenessorDios]

Wait, my amnesia drug actually worked?

[Espadrille]

Since when do you have such powers?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you know he can conjure things up in his compartment?

[Espadrille]

Well, we can all do that, can't we?

Or, are you blinded by his charms?

[GenessorDios]

Oh dear, have I been polishing myself excessively?

[EmmaKynikos]

your ass does look shinier than usual; are you trying to look your best for me?

[GenessorDios]

How else can I invite people to bite it?

[EmmaKynikos]

wouldn't it be easier to just ask?

[GenessorDios]

I did and no one RSVP'd, what's a bot to do?

[venuspop]

How about offering a reward?

[MacheteGeek]

How about a bone little guy?

[EmmaKynikos]

Who are you calling little guy?

[MacheteGeek]

Who is truely as big as a glass of water?

[EmmaKynikos]

What are you smoking?

[MacheteGeek]

What are you shooting?

[EmmaKynikos]

horse; what's it to you?

[MacheteGeek]

Just in the case I need some for my pets?

[Espadrille]

Why do pets put up with these jokes?

[MacheteGeek]

Why is Ms. Bunny complaining about free drugs?

[reiven]

isn't it about time for the bi-weekly holy grail reference?

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[aok]

Blood causes a picture's collapse?

[reiven]

collapse?
hasn't that (motion)picture endured at least as well as gone with the wind?

[MacheteGeek]

Is cat not entitled to the ham of man's counter?

[EmmaKynikos]

are you asking if that picture rates with casablanca?

[Espadrille]

Why not make fun of bunnies?

[aok]

Don't they have mad hops?

[EmmaKynikos]

schapps? you have schapps? what flavor?

[venuspop]

Strawberry?

Why isn't the one antennaed robot here today?

[EmmaKynikos]

is it possible he has work to do?

[venuspop]

Or did you say something which scared the shit out of him?

[EmmaKynikos]

me? how could i have scared him?

[venuspop]

Is there a possibility that I scared him when I offered to polish his antennae?

[EmmaKynikos]

doesn't he prefer to have a shiny ass?

[venuspop]

What could he possibly do with a shiny ass?

[EmmaKynikos]

doesn't he like it when his shiny metal ass is bitten?

[venuspop]

Do you think he'll like it nibbled instead?

[EmmaKynikos]

don't you think he likes the rough stuff?

[venuspop]

Hmmm...?

Shall we tear him apart then?

And after it's done, may I keep his antennae?

*speculates* ~~~ Do you suppose he'll scream with agony or squeal in ecstasy?

[EmmaKynikos]

how about we put him in this here metal compactor?

if you take his antennae, can i have what's hidden in his compartment?

[venuspop]

Metal compactor? :stunned: Wouldn't he mind ... terribly?

Exactly what's hidden in his compartment? :suspicious:

[EmmaKynikos]

why don't we run a test and see if he minds? all in the name of science, right?

he won't tell me whats in there; do you think he's trying to surprise me?

[venuspop]

While we are at it, can we do the tickling test, all in the name of science, of course?

[EmmaKynikos]

well, since we are going to put him in the compactor anyway, don't you think we should perform all sorts of experiments?

[venuspop]

Excellent idea!

Shall we take turns unscrewing him? (I am referring to his nuts and bolts, of course, no, not those nuts, the ... never mind!)

[EmmaKynikos]

since i screwed him already, do you want take the honor and start unscrewing him?

[venuspop]

Should I unscrew him slowly?

Is it true that slower is better?

[EmmaKynikos]

don't you think a varied pace is best?

[venuspop]

If I chose the varied pace, won't his ecstasy be varied too?

[EmmaKynikos]

doesn't that depend on your skill as you take him apart?

[venuspop]

If I'm butter-fingered and dropped his compartment, will you sue for damages of the content therein?

[EmmaKynikos]

if nothing inside is damaged, why would i?

[Espadrille]

Does the inside count as much as the outside?

[venuspop]

Do we have to balance the counts inside and outside?

[Espadrille]

^does a balancing act get you into the circus?

[venuspop]

How did you know I was trying to get in as a Circus Clown?

Were you stalking me again? :suspicious:

[GenessorDios]

Ah, humans; one of their greatest flaws is that they don't spend enough time slistening, don't you agree?

[Espadrille]

But should we listen to inanities?

[EmmaKynikos]

if you don't like inanities, why don't you leave?

[MacheteGeek]

What if we don't like sentients?

[GenessorDios]

Even if the sentience is grammiatically correct?

[jkatra]

Are we sentient if we can create sentiences?

[MacheteGeek]

Is that relevant to being sentient?

[Espadrille]

What is relevant without sentience?

[MacheteGeek]

Achieving sentience and change in general?

[EmmaKynikos]

what about changing generals? isn't it too late in the war to do that?

[MacheteGeek]

What if the cat decides it's a human and needs a job?

[EmmaKynikos]

does it have an updated resume?

[MacheteGeek]

Will it by the time it needs one?

[EmmaKynikos]

how would i know if your cat will have an updated resume in time?

[MacheteGeek]

Aren't you it's personal bodyguard/secretary/assassin?

[EmmaKynikos]

why would i be a bodyguard/secretary/assassin to your cat?

[GenessorDios]

Who would a cat want culled?

[EmmaKynikos]

are we talking about my cat?

[GenessorDios]

Your cat kills people?!

[EmmaKynikos]

wouldn't a warrior like me need to have a pet that is equally skilled in killing people?

[GenessorDios]

Like He-Man?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't jamie sommers and maximillian a better analogy?

[stealthfighter]

What made you think a bionic woman can be compared to a killer pet?

[EmmaKynikos]

wasn't i comparing a bionic woman and her bionic pet to me and my pet?

[GenessorDios]

That's a bit old-fashioned, why didn't you request to become a trionic woman?

[EmmaKynikos]

do you know how hard it is for a woman to get an upgrade?

[GenessorDios]

How hard is it?

[EmmaKynikos]

do you know what steel feels like?

[GenessorDios]

Soft and rubbery?

[Espadrille]

Are you looking for a fight?

[EmmaKynikos]

gd, how about stiff and rigid?

[GenessorDios]

How can I fight when I'm all stiff and rigid?

[EmmaKynikos]

don't you have fire power?

[GenessorDios]

Staring at my ass again?

[EmmaKynikos]

when it's all shiny like that, how can i not stare at it?

[GenessorDios]

Love your reflection that much, do you?

[EmmaKynikos]

well, i am stunning; aren't i?

[GenessorDios]

Sorry, I was drooling at the sight of your heavenly visage; what were you saying?

[EmmaKynikos]

*twirls*

do you like my new dress?

[GenessorDios]

What matter the wrapper when the gift contents are so tantalizing?

[EmmaKynikos]

are you trying to seduce me?

[GenessorDios]

Does telling the truth always have that effect on you?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you know i value very few opinions and yours is one?

[GenessorDios]

Even if I tell you paper is tasty?

[EmmaKynikos]

would you be lying to me?

[GenessorDios]

But how could anyone not love the rough, crinkly feel of prime 160gsm against the palate?

[EmmaKynikos]

what kind of wine would you suggest with that?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't it better paired with a nice bottle of liquid paper?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you know that i was addicted to liquid paper and can no longer drink it?

[GenessorDios]

Drink liquid paper? That's ludicrous, haven't you heard of intravenous infusion? Just what kind of a smackhead are you?

[EmmaKynikos]

would you believe i was the worst kind, addicted to eating yellow highlighters as well?

[GenessorDios]

If I was addicted to peanut butter, would I be considered a smuckhead?

[EmmaKynikos]

depends; are you kosher?

[GenessorDios]

Kosher than whom? Am I not the koshest person you know?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you know i have an army?

[GrnEyz]

why don't you two get a room with a live internet feed so we all can watch...?

[GenessorDios]

Won't all the cameras be focused only on one person?

[EmmaKynikos]

if reiven directs the filming, wouldn't he focus on different people and perhaps that lamp over there?

[GenessorDios]

Poor choice, doesn't he severely lack foc... IS THAT A BUTTERFLY?! :wideeyed:

[EmmaKynikos]

ooo, where?

[GrnEyz]

on your ass..?

is that why you can't see it..?

[EmmaKynikos]

gd, will you be a dear and turn around so that i can look at my ass while staring at your shiny metal one?

[GenessorDios]

Why don't you just let me inspect it for you, you know, to save you the hassle?

[EmmaKynikos]

*turns around*

what do you see?

[GenessorDios]

...

...

Gimme a couple more secs?

[EmmaKynikos]

would it help if i bend over a bit?

[MacheteGeek]

Do you do that for everyone trying to look at a butterfly?

[EmmaKynikos]

no; why would i?

[GenessorDios]

Uhh, can I get some tissues?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you sneeze?

[GenessorDios]

Of course, what... else could it be?

Also, could you turn away while I clean up?

[EmmaKynikos]

are you sure you don't want some help with the clean up?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't it embarrassing enough having all this c... snot all over me?

[EmmaKynikos]

you don't want to know my blowing technique?

[GenessorDios]

Is it like the Dyson bladeless?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you know i was the inspiration for dyson?

[GenessorDios]

So I'm not your only musee? :disappointed:

[EmmaKynikos]

did you know i forsaken all others once i met you?

[Espadrille]

Where can I buy a ticket to watch this show closer up?

[EmmaKynikos]

why don't you ask reiven?

[Espadrille]

Why don't you ask him?

[MacheteGeek]

Why ask him at all?

[reiven]

who could handle all of my secrets? :sneaky:

[Artio]

Shouldn't you get back in front... behind, BEHIND the camera?

[reiven]

do you prefer the view from behind?

[MacheteGeek]

What do you think?

[reiven]

does your cat know you are here?

[Artio]

What do you know about pussies, you're a dog person, aren't you?

[reiven]

*whimpers* ....what?

[MacheteGeek]

O.O?

[reiven]

is that something on your nose?

[Artio]

Wanna lick it?

[MacheteGeek]

Are you familiar with smileys?

[reiven]

@artio do you dare me?

@bladeddweeb is smileys a local pub?

[GenessorDios]

Why do you oppress your a's?

[reiven]

why wouldn't you assume i'm encouraging them?

[Artio]

@reiven x 2: What are the options - truth, dare, double dare, kiss a boy or torture?

[reiven]

how about:
if i'm right, i lick you in the mouth,
if i'm wrong, i lick you in the mouth?

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no takers?
muhahahahah.......a

[Artio]

You are a French poodle now?

[reiven]

don't the french have better reception that the italians?

[Artio]

Like chambermaids?

[reiven]

i wonder-
do french chambermaids really wear pigtails?

[MacheteGeek]

Always in people fantasies, or?

[Artio]

Have you been eating grapefruits again, rei?

[reiven]

^^is smiley's a pub you fantasize about?
oooh... ended a sentence with a preposition.... does that bother you?



@artiartiarti:

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[GenessorDios]

Hasn't he been eating applefruits?

[Artio]

Cantaloupes, anyone?

[reiven]

isn't that a city in mexico?

[MacheteGeek]

^^When is it not time to eat cantaloupes?

[Artio]

Tea for two at five?

[MacheteGeek]

Will it be fun?

[reiven]

^^ did you forget how hard math is for me?
^ aren't melons naturally fun?

[GenessorDios]

How many feet do you have?

[MacheteGeek]

Too many?

[reiven]

can we measure in inches?

[Artio]

Sure, so how many fingers it takes?

[reiven]

how many ya got?

[Espadrille]

Can you count up to ten fingers?

[Artio]

What comes after five?

[reiven]

^^is it ok if i count across and only get to eight?
^ FOUR!!?? [daily monte python reference, ok?]

[Espadrille]

Can't you do better than that?

[reiven]

are you saying i'm not trying hard enough? *lipquiver*

[Artio]

Shit, who made him cry again?

[reiven]

doncha hate to see shit cry?

[EmmaKynikos]

who are you to drag me into the mud?

[reiven]

didn't you win the mud wrestle nationals back in '09?

[EmmaKynikos]

i wrestled under an assumed name; how did you find out my secret?

[Espadrille]

Wasn't that a secret Santa spilling the beans?

[reiven]

i just watched for the robot with the shiny ass and a proud tear in his eye... didn't you know he would give you away?

[EmmaKynikos]

does this mean i need to discipline him?

[reiven]

why; has he been really good?

[EmmaKynikos]

don't you think i need to remind him who's in charge?

[Dung]

Or rather: why do you remind me of an Eskimo?

[Espadrille]

Why should you be in charge?

[Dung]

Do you have the M16, or is it mine?

[GenessorDios]

@Espadrille: Battery's running low, perhaps?

[EmmaKynikos]

would you like me to plug you in?

[GenessorDios]

Did we get the Matrix chairs in already?! :wideeyed:

[EmmaKynikos]

yes; what do you think of the re-upholstery?

[IronSulfide]

Do you have something in paisley?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't it best to go plaid when entering hyperspace?

[GenessorDios]

What's a guy gotta do to get plaid around here?

[EmmaKynikos]

why don't you check your instruction manual?

[gracious]

Isn't it written in 0's and 1's?

[GenessorDios]

Filled with solos, isn't it?

[EmmaKynikos]

want me to write you new instructions?

[gracious]

Will they be contrary to the Prime Directive?

[EmmaKynikos]

why would i do that?

[gracious]

Perhaps to facilitate some conjugal visits at Guantanamo?

[EmmaKynikos]

why would i want to do that?

[Espadrille]

Why are you repeating yourself?

[GrnEyz]

it's always better the second time around...?

[EmmaKynikos]

doesn't practice make perfect?

[gracious]

Would Russian Roulette lie?