Respond only with questions.

[Espadrille]

Aren't we able to go beyond ourselves?

[EmmaKynikos]

have you run an experiment to test that?

[Espadrille]

Are you kidding?

[EmmaKynikos]

do i seem like someone that jests?

[GenessorDios]

Jester minute, are you saying I've been wasting my time?

[EmmaKynikos]

do you think i've been leading you on?

[Espadrille]

Isn't that a leading question?

[GenessorDios]

Are you a leading heart question activist?

[venuspop]

Who wants to know?

[jkatra]

Don't we all want to know?

[reiven]

should we start a tabloid?

[GrnEyz]

should we name it "robot erotica"....?

[venuspop]

Would GD be able to handle all that eroticism?

[Espadrille]

Where is all this erotica leading?

[venuspop]

Someplace only GD knows about?

[Sprelious]

Is that a leading question?

[Espadrille]

But what does he know about erotic places like brothels?

[Sprelious]

Are we talking about GD? Isn't he the authority on all things Erotic?

[venuspop]

Should we ask him to explain then precisely what he was doing there last night?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you know i video'd the whole event?

[venuspop]

Did he look exhausted?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you know gd is related to the energizer bunny?

[venuspop]

Does this mean that he can go all day? :stunned:

[EmmaKynikos]

why do you think i keep him around?

[venuspop]

Is he ... good at what he does?

[EmmaKynikos]

would it make sense that because of his programming, he excels at what he does?

[venuspop]

Would you recommend him to your best friend?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't it best to share?

[venuspop]

Is there enough of him to go around?

[EmmaKynikos]

want to give him a spin and find out?

[venuspop]

What if he disappoints?

[Sprelious]

Is that likely?

[GenessorDios]

Why don't you tell me when your birthday is so I can forget it?

[Sprelious]

Would you believe I don't have a Birthday?

[GenessorDios]

Existed since the beginning of time, eh? I know how that feels; so how have you tried to kill yourself?

[Sprelious]

How many ways are there?

[Espadrille]

Are there that many?

[Sprelious]

Aren't there millions? Should we have a thread to count them too?

[Espadrille]

Don't we have plenty already?

[Sprelious]

How will we ever know the answer?

[Espadrille]

Can you look it up in a dictionary?

[Sprelious]

Is that the correct resource?

[Wry Satyr]

who is in charge of grading the results?

[Sprelious]

Shouldn't it be GD?

[Espadrille]

Can that idiot decide anything?

[Sprelious]

Don't you realize his potential?

[Espadrille]

^can't I have my own opinion about that goofball?

[Sprelious]

Is goofy necessarily bad?

[EmmaKynikos]

Didnt mickey like him?

[Sprelious]

Could Mickey be wrong?

[reiven]

should we start a GD Mouse Club?

[GenessorDios]

I'm unclear, do you wish to denigrate my cowardice or my whiskers?

[EmmaKynikos]

what about your ears?

[GenessorDios]

What about them?

[EmmaKynikos]

what did you say?

[Espadrille]

Where are you?

[GenessorDios]

Lazy, aren't you?

[EmmaKynikos]

how does not working for 2 weeks make me lazy?

[GenessorDios]

Well you didn't come over and play, did you?

[Littllefilly]

Ever danced with a horse?
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[reiven]

i have a cousin who 'danced' with a donkey in tijuana... does that count?

[Vox]

Did he dance with the donkey in the pale moonlight?

[nelsonm360]

wasn't it a camel?

[reiven]

wasn't my cousin a female, and the donkey in a bar?

[nelsonm360]

your cousin, the strange one?

[Sprelious]

Doesn't what happens in Tijuana, stay in Tijuana?

[reiven]

how did we transition from the GD/micky mouse club to a donkey show?

is there a brittany spears connection?

[GrnEyz]

doesn't she keep her donkey in the jungle room...?

[Espadrille]

Isn't the jungle where the lion sleeps tonight?

[GrnEyz]

bungle in the jungle (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)...?

[Espadrille]

Can we agree to disagree?

[EmmaKynikos]

who's arguing?

[GenessorDios]

Everyone; this is an anti-pacifist thread, got that goddammit?!

[EmmaKynikos]

wasn't this the non-taking-god's-name-in-vain thread?

[GrnEyz]

why do you think he's called GD...?

[GenessorDios]

Why?

[EmmaKynikos]

is ge suggesting you are the creator?

[GenessorDios]

Just put pixels on his fingers, why don't you?

[EmmaKynikos]

where did that come from?

[Sprelious]

Left field?

[EmmaKynikos]

who's on first?

[Sprelious]

What? I don't know. Third base?

[Espadrille]

Would you touch base with me on that later?

[Sprelious]

What base would you like me to touch?

[Espadrille]

Can't you figure that out for yourself?

[Sprelious]

You want me to assume?

[Espadrille]

Aren't you old enough for that now?

[GrnEyz]

why not touch all bases for a home run...?

[Sprelious]

Are we ever old enough to safely assume?

[Espadrille]

Where did you get such an idea?

[Sprelious]

Isn't it obvious?

[GenessorDios]

She is presenting herself after all, isn't she?

[Sprelious]

Isn't presentation in the eye of the beholder?

[Espadrille]

Isn't back lighting more important?

[Sprelious]

If I light your back doesn't that make your front hard to see?

[IronSulfide]

Isn't the front always hard to see from the back?

[Sprelious]

Doesn't darkness make it hard?

[Espadrille]

Won't the camera flash light the front?

[jkatra]

Should I ask a question about digital camera lighting?

[Espadrille]

Do you need some education?

[Sprelious]

Are you qualified?

[EmmaKynikos]

want to see my certifications?

[GenessorDios]

You don't appear to have a bag or any pockets; where are you keeping them?

[EmmaKynikos]

would you believe i have them tattoo'd to my back?

[GenessorDios]

*looks*

Heh, is that what you think?

[EmmaKynikos]

why would my ex tat anything but certs on my back?

[Dung]

Why would your ex not tat "occupy my ass" on your buttocks instead?

[EmmaKynikos]

why wouldn't i have noticed that he was tatting in the wrong place?

[Dung]

Have you never been shit-faced drunk?

[EmmaKynikos]

why would i ever get shit faced and stop using my best trait, ie thinking?

[Dung]

Since when thinking and drinking are incompatible in your book?

[GenessorDios]

She's already had a book published? Why wasn't I told?

[Dung]

Don't you use your antenna to know which publication comes out?

[EmmaKynikos]

gd, didn't you get the signed copy i sent you?

[Dung]

Don't you know GenessorDios processes everything through his robotic synapses but can not "get" anything?

[EmmaKynikos]

why wouldn't he be able to get a copy of my book and put it in his compartment with all his other worldly possessions?

[Dung]

Can't you see that his compartment is all be an empty junk tin can?

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[EmmaKynikos]

did you know he has a sweet spot in there?

[Dung]

Is it a secret for anyone about his antenna anymore?

[GenessorDios]

Yup, also a bitter spot, a sour spot and a salty spot; where do you think your tongues got the idea from?

[Espadrille]

Doesn't he deserve a tongue lashing for that remark?

[Sprelious]

Wouldn't he love that?

[Espadrille]

And wouldn't he ask for more of that?

[EmmaKynikos]

how do you know i'm not giving him one now?

[Dung]

Yeah, right, how do you know?

[Espadrille]

How could I possibly know what you wackos are up to?

[EmmaKynikos]

have you ever heard of the expression "if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen"?

[Espadrille]

Have you ever had the idea to think before you speak?

[EmmaKynikos]

why should i?

[Dung]

Can you translate that for Danes?

[Espadrille]

Did you think there was a translation service here?

[Sprelious]

Can I get a translator?

[EmmaKynikos]

what does that have to do with him humping the dog?

[Sprelious]

How am I going to explain that?

[GenessorDios]

The dog has a camel-fantasy so I'm helping it out, what's wrong with that?

[Dung]

Can you define that "that"?

[EmmaKynikos]

how about with cartoons?

[Sprelious]

Does that depend what the definition of "is" is?

[EmmaKynikos]

why can't we talk about the dog, camel and robot fantasy?

[Dung]

Couldn't we easily break forum rules if we did?

[EmmaKynikos]

which rule would we be violating?

[Sprelious]

Does the dog walk into a bar?

[GenessorDios]

A slide rule for one, because how can you quantify these beautiful equations of love?

[Espadrille]

Do dogs get violated in bars?

[EmmaKynikos]

why wouldn't the dog get petted, just like a cat?

[venuspop]

Doesn't the Bar Rules prohibit any form of petting?

[Sprelious]

Where does the camel come in?

[GenessorDios]

Me, if I'm lucky?

[Sprelious]

Do you smoke camels?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you know i smoke a lot of things?

[GenessorDios]

Is that why you're a hit with the native Americans?

[EmmaKynikos]

are you finally understanding me?

[Littllefilly]

Does anyone know why, if you add the last two digits of the year you were born and the age you were in 2011 together,it equals 111, for everyone in the world?

[GenessorDios]

A better question is, does anyone care?

[Littllefilly]

An even better question is, do I care what people who care less, then less, care about?

[GenessorDios]

Also, that only works for people born from 1900-1999; talk about being discriminatory, eh?

[Littllefilly]

LOL..Then why does it say for everyone?
This stupid thing.

[GenessorDios]

Does it make you feel good, calling me a thing?

[venuspop]

If I say it does, will you believe me?

[GenessorDios]

When haven't you ever not told me things not known to not be untrue?

[venuspop]

Do you need to rest?

[jkatra]

Is it time to rest?

[venuspop]

Only old robots need to rest, right?

[GenessorDios]

Perhaps you're missing an e there?

[venuspop]

Why the obsession with Es?

[GenessorDios]

Ees eet not self-Explanatoree?

[venuspop]

Seriously, what medication are you on?

[GenessorDios]

Why drag her into this? Don't you scrounge up enough jollies torturing me?

[venuspop]

Touchy, are we?

[GenessorDios]

You are? Why have I not gotten off then?

[jkatra]

What are you guys talking about?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't it obvious they're discussing various fetishes with baited breath...?

[Espadrille]

Will you hurry up and bait the fishpole please?

[venuspop]

Impatient, are we?

[Espadrille]

Aren't we allowed to be?

[venuspop]

According to Forum Rule # 145, hardly?

[GrnEyz]

we have plenty of time or didn't you realize that...?

[Espadrille]

How much longer will it take?

[GrnEyz]

how long do you want it to take...?

[Espadrille]

Isn't longer better?

[venuspop]

Are we talking about antenna lengths?

[GrnEyz]

don't i resemble that remark...?

[Espadrille]

Did you know that you resemble a donkey's uncle?

[EmmaKynikos]

what's with the beastiality?

[Espadrille]

Isn't it all about eating or not eating meat?

[GenessorDios]

Well, it's not so much eating as it is swallowing, isn't it? Then maybe regurgitating it? Perhaps repeating the pattern multiple times until the meat is tender?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't that the best when sharing with your partner?

[Sprelious]

Isn't it for the birds?

[GenessorDios]

Yes, you likes you some Hitchcock, don't you?

[reiven]

does anyone have a good bates motel reference for that?
i got nuthin :(

[EmmaKynikos]

do you think he stumped us all?

[Espadrille]

Are tree stumps that difficult to uproot?

[aok]

Haven't they stumped their growth factor?

[GenessorDios]

How dare you, sir?! Were you not aware that only I am allowed to slaughter threads? Why don't you sit in silence and contemplate your mistakes?

[reiven]

pfft... less than five hours; is that the best you can do?

[Gerard91]

Two plus two is?

[GrnEyz]

above your pay grade...?

[Espadrille]

Is chivalry not dead yet?

[GrnEyz]

did someone pee in your cheerios...?

[Espadrille]

Don't they taste better that way?

[Sprelious]

Isn't everything better with bodily fluids?

[Espadrille]

Do I need this with breakfast?

[Sprelious]

Wheaties?

[Espadrille]

Coffee, tea, or milk?

[venuspop]

All three?

[Espadrille]

Why not, but can you share?

[venuspop]

Share my one cup of tea? :wideeyed:

[EmmaKynikos]

Where does the rainbow end?

[Sprelious]

What is New Jersey?

[EmmaKynikos]

Why dont i see it, then?

[Sprelious]

Has it rained?

[GenessorDios]

Men or cats & dogs?

[Sprelious]

Wouldn't either present a significant hazard?

[Espadrille]

Can't we keep hazardous waste out of it?

[Sprelious]

Isn't waste a waste?

[Espadrille]

Aren't people wasteful?

[Sprelious]

Aren't most people responsible?

[stopwinking]

When it's raining men or when it's raining cats and dogs?

[Sprelious]

Does the weather matter?

[Espadrille]

What matters most, weather or time?

[Sprelious]

Is time on my side?

[Espadrille]

Yes, but can the weather ever be?

[Sprelious]

Isn't whether the weather is favorable a crap shoot?

[Espadrille]

Why hedge your bets?

[GenessorDios]

Perhaps he's lying, but maybe he doesn't like big bets?

[Espadrille]

Why doesn't he like pets?

[EmmaKynikos]

could he be allergic?

[Espadrille]

^why not say so?

[Sprelious]

Does her say so make the difference?

[GenessorDios]

What's going on with you lot? Are your Internet tubes choked with cyberdust?

[Sprelious]

Considering Lot's lot, isn't it better to be me?

[GenessorDios]

Compared to being an inanimate pile of salt? Hmm… hmm… I don't know, can you give me some more time to ponder?

[Sprelious]

How long does it take you to think?

[GenessorDios]

Uhh… banana?

[Espadrille]

What's a banana got that he hasn't?

[venuspop]

sweetness, perhaps?

Can we discuss the weather now?

[Sprelious]

How's the weather in your neck of the woods?

[EmmaKynikos]

what's my neck have to do with the weather? are there vampires around?

[BobtheINTJ]

Why do you have to bleed red?

[EmmaKynikos]

how do you know i don't bleed green?

[BobtheINTJ]

Is your blood green or was that a rhetorical question?

[EmmaKynikos]

couldn't it be plaid?

[BobtheINTJ]

Do you wear a kilt in your off hours?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't it obvious that i do?

[Sprelious]

If you're being kilt, isn't this the wrong thread?

[BobtheINTJ]

Can vampires be kilt?

[Sprelious]

Isn't there always a way?

[BobtheINTJ]

Are you saying where there is a will there's a way?

[Sprelious]

What does my will have to do with this?

[Valhalla]

Where there's a will, there's a kill?