Respond only with questions.

[lamplighter]

Isn't your ass that makes your ass look fat?

[Necrosis]

No, isn't it the fat from your stomach that wraps around your body that makes your ass look fat?

[lamplighter]

Are you talking about love handles?

[Necrosis]

Are you trying to be polite for all the overweight ladies and gents?

[Transmorfer]

Doesn't that mean things coming to an end will eventually end? Wouldn't that mean theres nothing left to end?

Damn, so actually we may be waiting for The End to End All Ends?

And you are discussing love handles? :irked: (Aren´t they kind of circular, BTW?) :thinking:

[Necrosis]

Do you know anyone with square love handles?

[Transmorfer]

Does it count if they´re square because of their love handles?

[Necrosis]

Isn't that kind of ... wierd?

[plotthickens]

Don't you mean 'comfy'?

[lamplighter]

Aren't love handles in general kind of weird?

[plotthickens]

Don't you mean 'common'?

[ClydeB]

So, did you miss me when I was gone?

[plotthickens]

Aw, didn't we ALL miss him?

[lamplighter]

Miss who?

[ClydeB]

Miss ewe?

[plotthickens]

Was it just me or was that baaaaad?

[lamplighter]

I don't know, can you define bad?

[hutbug]

Wait a minute...someone's ass is fat?

[FeeLyX]

Can you tell me who this someone is?

[SelfMadeBum]

Is it me? :(

[Necrosis]

Why the sad face SMB?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't everyone calling me fat?

[Necrosis]

Who's calling you fat? *Get's knife*

[SelfMadeBum]

Was it hutbug's baby?

[Necrosis]

Do you really think a baby would insult you? *puts knife away*

[SelfMadeBum]

Have you never met Stewie? :stunned:

[lamplighter]

Is Stewie an INTJ?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't he too violent for that?

[Necrosis]

Are you saying an INTJ can't kill? Ever watched Dexter?

[SelfMadeBum]

Should I?

Are INTJs normally filled with bloodlust?

[Necrosis]

You mean... you aren't?

[SelfMadeBum]

Do you think I'm really like that?

[Harmony]

Don't you seem kind of violent at times?

[Necrosis]

Didn't I get my knife from you SMB?

[El Cas]

Is SMB handing out free weapons?

[Necrosis]

Would you like one?

[plotthickens]

Ooo what's in the armory?????

[SelfMadeBum]

Do you think I just go around handing out weapons all willy-nilly?

[Harmony]

Wasn't that what we heard?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who's spreading such lies?

[Necrosis]

Didn't you have that free weapon giveaway this weekend?

[SelfMadeBum]

:stunned: Who told you that? Why would I do such a thing?

[Necrosis]

...Did I give them away then?

[SelfMadeBum]

Well, did you?

[El Cas]

SMB, didn't you say you wanted a well armed army?

[lamplighter]

What happened to plans of world domination SMB? I thought that's why you handing out all the free weapons?

[Necrosis]

Do you still want me to try and build you that nuke you asked for?

[SelfMadeBum]

Did I not say you all were not allowed to discuss this in public?! :angry:

Don't you know the walls have ears here?

[Necrosis]

Really? Are they big? Do they have lips too?

[SelfMadeBum]

If walls could talk, can you imagine how much trouble I'd be in?

[lamplighter]

Should we start running the devices to counter eavesdropping then?

[SelfMadeBum]

Shhh! Are we going to just blurt out all our capabilities? :irked:

[Necrosis]

Are we being bad secret agents?

[SelfMadeBum]

Wouldn't you be able to tell?

[paleoeco]

What makes you think you're secret, at all?

[SelfMadeBum]

Is that a threat? Are you an infiltrator?

[Necrosis]

Should we kill him?

[SelfMadeBum]

Do we have enough intel to justify such a drastic move?

[paleoeco]

Are you capable of such a complex plan?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who are you to question my capabilities?

[Necrosis]

What info do we need? Isn't it my job to get it for you?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why don't you just kill him?

Isn't he too chatty?

[newday]

Can I post here without even noticed?

[SelfMadeBum]

Without even noticed?

[WoodsWoman]

Will you try to be invisible?

[newday]

Am I not?
Is that possible?

[WoodsWoman]

If I can see you are you not visible?

[newday]

You mean I can't even sneak here?

[SelfMadeBum]

Do you think you can outsmart our sneak detectors?

[El Cas]

is your sneak detector on?

[lamplighter]

Why, were you trying to sneak in?

[hutbug]

Why try to sneak when you can just lumber in like a 1000 pound turkey?

[El Cas]

Why try to sneak when you can just lumber in like a 1000 pound turkey?

Is this an sly attempt to pass a statement as a question?

[hutbug]

Is this an sly attempt to pass a statement as a question?
Didn't you pick up that I was calling you a turkey?

[Necrosis]

Can someone give me some turkey?

[music221]

Fresh or frozen?

[WoodsWoman]

Cooked or raw?

[lamplighter]

When's breakfast?

[Necrosis]

When's dinner?

[El Cas]

Can you deliver it to me at work?

[Necrosis]

Will you share it?

[SelfMadeBum]

What are we having?

[Necrosis]

They didn't give you a menu?

[SelfMadeBum]

Wasn't it buffet-style? You think I'm dressed for a la carte?

[Harmony]

Are you saying it's not being served to us?

[ClydeB]

what was the question again?

[Harmony]

Isn't it a forum? Can't you just go back and read it?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why do you assume that's within his range of capabilities?

[Harmony]

If he can type can't he read?

[SelfMadeBum]

What makes you think that?

[Necrosis]

You mean he didn't just randomly hit all the right keys and hit post by accident?

[lamplighter]

Sounds like a reasonable explanation to me, can't you take a thousand monkeys and have them eventually write Shakespeare as well?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why do people keep repeating that? What's your source, LL?

[Transmorfer]

Has no one noticed that ClydeB is a chatbot and that is why he can´t go back in threads? You know how it is, don´t you, Necrosis?

[lamplighter]

My source is classified can I get back to you on that?

[Necrosis]

What if I have clearance?

[Transmorfer]

What happens if you use that clearance?

[Necrosis]

Would like you to see the world end?

[Transmorfer]

Would like you to see the world end?

Will it be in technicolor?

[Necrosis]

Do you want it in 1080P as well?

[Transmorfer]

Is that the max?

[SelfMadeBum]

Will there be a lights display?

[Necrosis]

Will you all ever be satisfied?

[Transmorfer]

How far will you go to satisfy us?

[SelfMadeBum]

Will clothes be removed?

[Stratego]

Dude, this damn game is still going strong?

[Transmorfer]

Dude, this damn game is still going strong?

Want to play along ;D? Shall I unzip your dress for you?

[Stratego]

What would happen after, then? ;)

[Transmorfer]

Well, do you think that Necrosis can keep his promise and make the world end? In technicolor?

If so, how about have a nice hot jacuzzi, a bottle of sparkling wine and some shrimp chips while we watch it?

[Stratego]

Mmm...how how is the water?

[hutbug]

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[SelfMadeBum]

Don't they sound yummy?

[WoodsWoman]

Are they spicy?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why, do you like Mexican and Thai?

[lamplighter]

Why do you ask? Are shrimp chips some kind of Thai/Mexican hybrid or something?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't Mexican and Thai food spicy?

[lamplighter]

Why not use Cajun as an example instead?

[Necrosis]

Will everyone have a happy thanksgiving?

Want to play along ? Shall I unzip your dress for you?
Can you finish that story?

[SelfMadeBum]

Is hot really the same as spicy?

Are you enjoying Thanksgiving, Crosis?

[lamplighter]

In regards to what?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't Cajun cooking more hot (like with peppers) than spicy?

[lamplighter]

what's the difference? Doesn't Thai food use Thai peppers, and Mexican food use jalapeno and habanero peppers?

[SelfMadeBum]

Don't they also use spices?

[lamplighter]

Like ginger and lemon grass in Thai, but are they spicy, or just seasoning?

[SelfMadeBum]

Aren't all spices, by definition, spicy?

Not all are spicy I guess. Some are, though. I just think of spice as flavour that may or may not be also hot.

[lamplighter]

Hmmm good question, cinnamon can be spicy, as well as ginger, and horse radish, but what about Spice cake, even though it has spice in it would you consider it spicy?

[hutbug]

I wouldn't call spice cake 'spicy' but it's so good - why don't more people make it? Why can't I buy one at Costco?

[GrnEyz]

Why don't you make it..?

[Wtfpeople]

Maaa! The meatloaf? Fuck!?

[SelfMadeBum]

That's a question?

[Transmorfer]

Anyone else here getting hungry?

[El Cas]

Do you think everyone is currently eating anything?
Do you think they are fasting till dinner time?

[SelfMadeBum]

Would you believe I'm stuck here for the next four hours with nothing to eat? :(

[El Cas]

would you believe me when I say "I feel you pain"?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why? Aren't you gorging for Thanksgiving?

[El Cas]

Didn't I tell you I don't really do the whole Thanksgiving thing?

[Transmorfer]

And how about those of us who live in a different part of the world with no Thanksgiving?

[SelfMadeBum]

Like me?

So if you have it, why not celebrate it?

Isn't any excuse to stuff yourself silly a good one?

[hutbug]

Who needs a pesky excuse?

[El Cas]

Do you think I don't celebrate it because I don't like it?
Is this day any different then any other day?
Can't I just say thanks and stuff my face any day of the year?

[lamplighter]

Don't all Americans stuff their face anytime of the year?

[hutbug]

Ya, and how come we spend $2 billion a year on diets and 70% of us are still obese?

[Wtfpeople]

Ya, and how come we spend $2 billion a year on diets and 70% of us are still obese?

Because, isnt it true that a diet doesnt do anything we cant do on our own?

[hutbug]

Why do otherwise rational people keep looking for a magic wand to wave away their pounds?

[PHR34K]

Don't they call it the liposuction wand?

[lamplighter]

Can't you have heart complications from losing weight to quickly?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who cares if you're slim?

[lamplighter]

How can you enjoy being slim if you're dead?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't it worth it to look good in a size 6 casket?

[lamplighter]

Depends, think you get enough people you hate to show up at your funeral?

[GrnEyz]

Since you're dead, why would you care who showed up at your funeral..?

[SelfMadeBum]

You think death is any excuse not to look good?

[GrnEyz]

If you're dead who is responsible for making you look good..?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't it the liposuctioner?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't that the guy that connected the shop vacs in parallel..?

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[plotthickens]

Wasn't he featured on that kludge site last week minus a thumb?

[GrnEyz]

Wasn't this the guy..?

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[Transmorfer]

Wow, he had a fatty thumb that was liposuctioned away by a vacuum cleaner?

[lamplighter]

Can a liposuction machine really take out bone?

[SelfMadeBum]

You really want to find out?

[Transmorfer]

Don´t some men put a bone in a vacuum cleaner sometimes?

[lamplighter]

How would that even happen to begin with?

[Transmorfer]

Any males around who can answer LL´s question?

[lamplighter]

Doesn't every guy have a dog to eat the leftovers of the carcass that we throw on the ground?

[hutbug]

I'm sorry, can you rephrase the question?

[lamplighter]

Are you going blind in your old age?

[hutbug]

Are you being lazy?

[lamplighter]

Who's lazier, the one who doesn't retype it, or the one who doesn't put on their glasses?

[hutbug]

But...but...."carcass that we throw on the ground"? ??

[lamplighter]

Weren't we talking about bones, and don't they come from a carcass?

[hutbug]

But...but...dogs?

[lamplighter]

Don't dogs eat anything off the ground they can fit in their mouths?

[SelfMadeBum]

Don't you know any dogs who are picky eaters?

[lamplighter]

I once had a dog that used to eat even broccoli so why would I think otherwise?

[SelfMadeBum]

What about fried garlic?

[zibber]

What is it with you and dogs and fried garlic?

[SelfMadeBum]

You really have to ask?

[zibber]

What, did you send a memo around?

[SelfMadeBum]

Well, didn't you get it?

[zibber]

Do I have to pay to get on some kind of mailing list?

[SelfMadeBum]

Don't you know I send my memos via telepathy?

[lamplighter]

I was watching a movie when you sent the last memo, what was it again?

[SelfMadeBum]

...

Did you get it?

[lamplighter]

Hmmm, I got a bunch of static, you think it could be shortwave radio interference?

[SelfMadeBum]

Maybe if you hop around a little?

[zibber]

Could it have been my aluminum hat that I always wear?

(Or do you prefer aluminium?)

[SelfMadeBum]

What are you making us for lunch, El Zibbo?

[zibber]

Aren't you aware it's almost dinner time here?

How do you feel about noodles, a shitload of mung beans and lots of other Chinese veggies drowned in Kikkoman and stir fried for a few minutes?

[lamplighter]

How about you scoot over then, and let me make some Pad Thai?

[SelfMadeBum]

Do you guys have any idea how much I love a man who cooks? :lovestruck:

[efarns]

If he cooks, will you clean up?

[lamplighter]

Shouldn't the person who makes the mess clean it up?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't cooperation more tenable?

[lamplighter]

Why are you arguing for cleaning up when I was the one that agreed to do all the work?

[SelfMadeBum]

Doesn't that show how thankful I am that you cooked for me?

[lamplighter]

Why does this sound like the kind of arguments married couples have?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who have you been married to?

[lamplighter]

No one, but I have been engaged once why?

[SelfMadeBum]

I mean, who argues about dishes?

[zibber]

Do you hate me for ultimately omitting the noodles?

[SelfMadeBum]

Do I do anything but hate you?

[Transmorfer]

No one, but I have been engaged once why?

Aren´t you sneaking in a real answer here ;) ?

[lamplighter]

Who's going to ever find out in a thread of arbitrary questions? :p

[efarns]

Who's being arbitrary?

[hutbug]

Wassup?

[El Cas]

Does it look like I know "Wassup"?

[lamplighter]

Who else would could we go to to find out?

[hutbug]

What would be a really intelligent, thought-provoking question to ask all of you dunderheads?

[lamplighter]

Why do I get the feeling a Celebrity Jeopardy style question is about to ensue?

[hutbug]

Why does that 'if I only had a brain' tune keep running through my head right now?

[Necrosis]

Is it Friday yet?

[El Cas]

Is it payday yet?

[Necrosis]

Wasn't that last friday?

[El Cas]

Do you get paid weekly or on 1st and 15th of each month?

[stacyr201]

Does a paycheck actually exist?

[Necrosis]

Don't you do direct deposit?

[lamplighter]

Who doesn't do direct deposit these days?

[Myotis]

Who doesn't grow crops these days?

[hutbug]

Is it payday yet?

Who are you going to shoot if it isn't?

[Nikita]

Why pick and choose?

[hutbug]

:scared: Are you questioning when payday is, too?

[Nikita]

Are you afraid to question inroads to commerce?

[hutbug]

Are you asking if I'm afraid to shoot my way to the payroll clerk?

[Necrosis]

Is this the gun you got from SMB?

[SelfMadeBum]

Crosis, why do you think I distribute weapons?

[Necrosis]

What else could the initials SMB on my desert eagle mean?

[SelfMadeBum]

Depends. Are there also hearts on it?

[Necrosis]

What do hearts mean? Is that why you are wiser than me ?

[lamplighter]

Don't all your henchmen get weapons?

[DanteFalling]

Don't you see that as an inefficient use of both henchmen and weapons, when I could easily allocate weapons to only myself and use the henchmen as body bags instead of training them?

[lamplighter]

If you kill all your henchmen, who's going clean out the shark tank in your lair?

[ClydeB]

Does anyone actually read the questions in this thread?

[lamplighter]

Since when would that matter?

[GrnEyz]

Doesn't matter comprise the universe..?

[hutbug]

And isn't the essence of the universe exemplified in endless questioning?

[lamplighter]

How so? Doesn't the universe have a finite amount of rules to operate?

[hutbug]

You think the universe is finite?

[lamplighter]

Why would you think that the mass and the laws in the universe are infinite?

[hutbug]

Is there any solid proof of anything with respect to the universe?

[lamplighter]

Is anything really solid?

[hutbug]

Is anything really real?

[Necrosis]

Are you calling me fake? :(

[Myotis]

But aren't lies truths in their own ways?

[Necrosis]

Can you prove that using mathematical induction?

[reiven]

would you accept the proof?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you calling me fake? :(Who would say that about my Crosis?!

[Necrosis]

Doesn't SMB's vouch prove I'm not fake?

[SelfMadeBum]

Whose word means more?

[Necrosis]

Do words even having meaning? What does this mean?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who cares? What have you been up to, Cro-Man?

Are you getting ready for the holidays?