Respond only with questions.

[GrnEyz]

hmm.... just an unwarranted supposition...?

[Artio]

Should we ask Artio?

Why? Do Finns eat proportionally more eye of newt dishes?

Isn't she a self proclaimed witch?

Would I publicly invoke her wrath by responding to that?

Doesn't a strand of her hair go black every time she casts a spell? Don't make her a brunette, guys, ok?

What makes you think it's a she?

Whattahellisgoingoninhere?

[GenessorDios]

My, don't you have such lovely red locks? Wouldn't it be a shame if they were to somehow be depigmentized?

:scared:

[Artio]

What do I know? May I polish you and check my reflection?

[GenessorDios]

Are … are you saying I don't have a shiny metal ass?

:disappointed:

[Artio]

Well, what is that brown and red coating if it isn't caused by oxygen and moisture? Hey, at least you've got buttocks of steel, right? Right?

[GenessorDios]

Did you use to have iron hair before showering for thirty years?

[Artio]

Maybe my brain is rusting?

[GenessorDios]

If rust you must, why dust your bust? In lust do trust, is thus not just?

[reiven]

putty, she makes you?

[GrnEyz]

doesn't she use the premium polish...?

[Espadrille]

Can she afford it?

[GrnEyz]

doesn't she make it herself...?

[Espadrille]

Do you mean that she's stingy?

[GrnEyz]

doesn't she like to spread it around...?

[Espadrille]

Aren't her rates a bit high?

[GrnEyz]

do you not prefer quality over quantity...?

[Artio]

Still talking about me?

[GrnEyz]

quality never goes out of style... does it...?

[Artio]

Umm, are empty and meaningless qualities too?

[GrnEyz]

we all have our times of challenge... correct...?

won't these pass with time and planning...?

[Artio]

Would you give me a second... or couple of thousand of seconds, as I need to plan my answer before posting it?

[Espadrille]

Is there no time left for the weary?

[venuspop]

How weary are the weary?

[aok]

Are they as Leary as Timothy?

[Sprelious]

My son?

[maddhatter]

Which one?

[Sprelious]

Wouldn't that be the one that it is?

[maddhatter]

Aha, you're trying to divert my attention from your son aren't you?

[GenessorDios]

You, on the other hand, seem to be trying to draw attention to something; what is it?

[EmmaKynikos]

huh?

[maddhatter]

The weather is nice, isn't it?

[Espadrille]

Yes, but can it last?

[sehnsucht]

Does anything here last?

[Espadrille]

will it get stale by tomorrow?

[gracious]

Can I buy it at a reduced price tomorrow from the day-olds rack?

[Sprelious]

Is that really worth it?

[gracious]

No joke about my rack? You losing your touch?

[Sprelious]

When did I say your rack was a joke?

[EmmaKynikos]

why do i hear crickets?

[Sprelious]

Sleeping in the grass again?

[EmmaKynikos]

Is that the problem?

[Sprelious]

Are you green?

[Espadrille]

No, are you blue?

[WillBrazil]

Have you ever seen someone blue?

[EmmaKynikos]

does the blue man tube group count?

[GrnEyz]

are they tubeulors...?

[Espadrille]

Are they too blue to be worth noting?

[EmmaKynikos]

what are tubeulors?

[GrnEyz]

aren't they lors that play tubes...?

[Sprelious]

Aren't they ulors?

[kyle D]

Anyone else confused?

[Sprelious]

Would it help?

[WillBrazil]

Do you think it would?

[Littllefilly]

Do you feel like it would?

[Sprelious]

Do you think I feel at all?

[Littllefilly]

Your kidding right? You know I do , right?

[Wry Satyr]

Aren't you the best?

[discontinuous]

Is this a test?

[GenessorDios]

But where's the rest?

[Wry Satyr]

Haven't you guessed?

[GenessorDios]

Surely you jest?

[Wry Satyr]

What is your quest?

[owly]

Are you a pest?

[Wry Satyr]

Aren't you out west?

[GenessorDios]

Why, you impressed?

[Wry Satyr]

Are you really Jochen Hecht?

[GenessorDios]

Are you obsessed … wait, we not doing this anymore?

[Wry Satyr]

with a bit of finesse?

[GenessorDios]

Like a young lioness,
to lions a baroness,
whose merest of behests
brings their knees to their chests?

[Littllefilly]

Is this a test?

Hi ((( WS)))

[Wry Satyr]

Are you bereft?

Hi {{{LF}}}

[Sprelious]

Should we do this with zest?

[gracious]

Does it really matter what brand of soap we use?

[Sprelious]

Don't you want to be Zestfully clean?

[gracious]

What if I'm tending more toward dirty?

[Sprelious]

Don't you want to be Zestfully dirty?

[gracious]

A natural zesty enterprise?

[Sprelious]

Well?

[gracious]

What if I'm more of an Ivory girl?

[Sprelious]

Like Marilyn?

[Espadrille]

Why drag her into the conversation?

[Sprelious]

Didn't Gracious bring up Ivory?

[Espadrille]

But does she really have a zest for life?

[Sprelious]

Doesn't she have a zest for an Ivory, pure as the driven snow life?

[Espadrille]

Isn't that pure supposition?

[Sprelious]

Isn't supposition what makes the world go round?

[Wry Satyr]

wouldn't that be gravity and centripetal force?

[gracious]

What if I prefer inertia?

[Wry Satyr]

wouldn't you float away?

[GenessorDios]

What's so great about walking anyway?

[gracious]

Should we just remove your appendages and roll you down hills?

[Sprelious]

Weren't these boots made for walking?

[gracious]

Does it seem likely that they were a fashion statement?

[Sprelious]

Didn't Nancy say they were made for walking?

[gracious]

Wasn't that just when Frank wore them?

[GenessorDios]

Do you want me to be Frank with you?

[gracious]

Perhaps you should do it my way?

[Sprelious]

Should we do it in New York, New York?

[gracious]

What should I Rat Pack?

[Sprelious]

Would you rather shuffle of to Buffalo?

[GenessorDios]

By songs or albums?

[venuspop]

Would it be rude of me to ignore your question?

[GenessorDios]

Why can't you be ruder?

[venuspop]

If I were any ruder, won't you cry?

[GenessorDios]

So?

[Espadrille]

Why don't metal objects have feelings?

[venuspop]

Because they're cold, hard and unfeeling?

[Wry Satyr]

Don't you really enjoy things that are cold, hard, and unfeeling?

[Sprelious]

I could do without cold, No?

[GenessorDios]

What if yes?

[gracious]

Are we talking about ice cubes?

[Wry Satyr]

Do you do fun things with ice cubes?

[gracious]

Are tasty beverages fun?

[Sprelious]

Are tasty beverages the only thing you do?

[Wry Satyr]

Are tasty beverages the only intoxicants you do?

[Sprelious]

Isn't being intoxicated a sin?

[Wry Satyr]

Why would a non-Christian care about sin?

[thebrainpolice]

Do Satanists believe in sins?

[Wry Satyr]

Wouldn't being a Satanist mandate belief in the Christian doctrine, since there's non God/Christ without Satan?

[gracious]

You have man dates?

[GenessorDios]

What other kind is there?

[Espadrille]

Don't you serve any drinks without ice cubes?

[GenessorDios]

What a meaningless practice, why don't people just suck on ice?

[Espadrille]

Why suck ice?

[GenessorDios]

What, you think it should be melted through the eyeballs? That seems rather inefficient, does it not?

[Wry Satyr]

^^When there are such other prefered things to suck?

^or freeze up?

[Espadrille]

Does it really?

[gracious]

Is this where the phrase "Freeze or I'll shoot" came from?

[Sprelious]

Wasn't it a Mortician who coined that phrase?

[Valhalla]

Don't you mean the mortician who framed with coins?

[gracious]

Does anyone ever really frame their loved one's corpse anymore? Wouldn't more people likely opt for stuffing?

[Sprelious]

Like Trigger?

[gracious]

What was he stuffed with?

[Sprelious]

Dale Evans?

[gracious]

So it's like a Turducken?

[Sprelious]

Was Dale Evans a Duck?

[gracious]

Was Trigger a turkey or a chicken?

[Sprelious]

Wasn't Trigger a fine Stead?

[gracious]

Instead of what?

[Espadrille]

Wasn't he in fact a steed?

[gracious]

Is he a My Little Pony now?

[Espadrille]

Wasn't he more of a rocking horse?

[gracious]

He played guitar?

[Espadrille]

Wasn't it drums?

[GenessorDios]

This is frustrating; are you people sure of anything?

[gracious]

Other than death and taxes?

[GenessorDios]

You pay taxes?

[gracious]

Isn't it preferable to prison?

[IronSulfide]

Haven't you heard of that really posh prison up in Muskoka?

[GenessorDios]

So, what, a bemonocled inmate rapes you while saying Oh, my with opera music playing in the background, then you share a caviar dinner?

[discontinuous]

...is it the glasses that aren't working for you?

[Espadrille]

Did you have too much wine with dinner?

[Sprelious]

Is there such a thing?

[GenessorDios]

What if wine is the dinner?

[Sprelious]

Can I eat with you?

[GenessorDios]

What if you're the dessert?

[Espadrille]

Gawd, do we have to eat that dessert?

[EmmaKynikos]

Who are all the non members trolling around the forum?

[Valhalla]

Do you by non members mean non-INTJs or are you aiming at something less tangible?

[Sprelious]

Guests?

[EmmaKynikos]

Have you noticed that there are over 3k ppl on the site that havent subscribed?

[Sprelious]

Do you think they're ghosts?

[EmmaKynikos]

Why would anyone want to haunt us?

[Sprelious]

Could it be the quality of our establisment?

[EmmaKynikos]

Arent there finer ones?

[Sprelious]

Is this the cream of the crop?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't this just average at best?

[Sprelious]

Do others have GD?

[EmmaKynikos]

good point and where is that little slice of heaven?

[Sprelious]

60,000 check-up?

[EmmaKynikos]

was that the squeaking noise i heard?

[Sprelious]

Wasn't that from the Hamster Wheel that powers him?

[EmmaKynikos]

he comes with a hamster ,too?

[Sprelious]

Have you not seen his extensive array of attachments?

[IronSulfide]

Why can't he use conventional batteries?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if they were only for back-up?

[Sprelious]

Does he have different batteries for each direction?

[MechanicalSun]

Would he have to?

[Sprelious]

Can progress be attained if he doesn't?

[Espadrille]

Why not?

[Sprelious]

Isn't GD the key?

[Espadrille]

Where is GD now?

[Artio]

Who knows, really, who knows?

[Espadrille]

Can we ever be sure?

[Sprelious]

Can we really ever be sure?

[MechanicalSun]

we? ;)

[Sprelious]

^^ Freaky

Was it not the Royal We?

[Espadrille]

What we, white man?

[Sprelious]

Does the Royal We require an explanation?

[Espadrille]

What were we doing when we last met?

[Sprelious]

The Charleston?

[Espadrille]

Don't you know that went out with the whoopie cushion?

[Sprelious]

What?!? No more Whoopie Cushion?

[Espadrille]

Where have you been?

[Sprelious]

Do you think I should leave my cave more often?

[Artio]

No, no, no, what else could be better than a cave?

[Sprelious]

A deeper cave?

[GenessorDios]

Fan of Sprelunking, are you?

[Sprelious]

The deeper the better, right?

[GenessorDios]

Do you hear that a lot?

[MechanicalSun]

Do I hear at all?

[GenessorDios]

Hmm, maybe I can try shouting at you; do you see any dragons around?

[Artio]

Don't you know that I'll be your dragon if you growl at me, GD?

[thebrainpolice]

Aren't you a bear?

[Artio]

What if he turns on a dragon in my inner bear?

[GenessorDios]

After a while, doesn't it seem that the bears are scarier than the dragons?

[Artio]

Maybe I wanted to be very gentle, darn it?

[Wry Satyr]

What if he just turns you on?

[Artio]

Did you read the posts above, dear Wry?

[Wry Satyr]

(I did but I was snaked.)

Did you know I love to read?

[GenessorDios]

I'd never have guessed that; wouldn't you find it easier to become a food taster?

[Sprelious]

If a Dragon growls in the woods, does it make any sound?

[Artio]

It definitely smells like sarcasm over here, doesn't it? Should I report you all, you bastards?

[Wry Satyr]

If a dragon breathes in the woods, are any trees left unburned?

[GenessorDios]

What if it's saying Fo?

[Wry Satyr]

What if it's about to sneeze?

[GenessorDios]

Maybe you could block its nose and watch fire shoot out of its ass?

Hmm ... does it even have an ass?

[Wry Satyr]

would a dragon light itself on fire if that were to happen?

[GenessorDios]

Do I look like a dragon to you?

No seriously, I don't have a mirror, do I?

[Espadrille]

Doesn't he look more like a bear shitting in the woods?

[GenessorDios]

Ahh, is there not no thing more beautiful than an ursal excretion?

[Espadrille]

Can't you think of something?

[Wry Satyr]

Are you implying that he's brain dead?

[Sprelious]

What brain?

[Wry Satyr]

Ok - microchip?

[GenessorDios]

Dude, what the fuck you talking about micro? I gots me some gigachips in here, got that?

[Sprelious]

Aren't they really Potato Chips?

[Wry Satyr]

maybe they're just wood chips?

[Sprelious]

Lead based paint chips?

[Wry Satyr]

Buffalo chips?

[GenessorDios]

Sad GD is sad; mean bullies are happy?

[Wry Satyr]

Have a cookie, GD?

[Sprelious]

Do I look happy?

[Wry Satyr]

were you ever happy?

[Sprelious]

Is it even possible to be happy?

[Wry Satyr]

were you a failure to thrive child?

[Sprelious]

Should I not worry and be happy?

[Wry Satyr]

didn't that song suck?!!!

[Sprelious]

Was it better on Acid?

[Wry Satyr]

Would it be wrong to wish I knew?

[Sprelious]

Would it be wrong to actually know?

[GenessorDios]

What pH did you reach?

[Sprelious]

What?!?! Do I look like I'd know?

[Wry Satyr]

Did you know GD takes pH tests of urine samples?

[GenessorDios]

@Sprelious: You do, actually; you didn't know your tongue is blue & red?

@WrySatyr: Aren't advertisements prohibited in INTJf?

[Sprelious]

Does it test high fpr Iron?

[Wry Satyr]

Lives and dies by watching Red vs. Blue?

[GenessorDios]

Aren't you biased towards Blue?

[Wry Satyr]

Is Blue Team more successful?