Respond only with questions.

[Lunammi]

How did you know that?

[reiven]

is there anything not known by an intp?
(...other than the satisfaction of completing task?)

[Lunammi]

Are you happy with knowing everything?

[reiven]

isn't happiness subjective, and therefore irrelevant?

[Lunammi]

Does happiness really matter?

[Littllefilly]

Are you saying that all that is subjective, is irrelevant?

Isn't irrelevance subjective?

[reiven]

must logic end in a rainbow?

[Littllefilly]

How did you know I love rainbows?.... am I that obvious?

[Lunammi]

Haven't you thought about that?

[reiven]

are you asking if i'm aware ^^ is obvious?

[Lunammi]

Are you seriously asking this?

[reiven]

does that make you feel .... uncomfortable?

[Lunammi]

Why would you think like that?

[reiven]

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[Lunammi]

Why is this so impressive?

[reiven]

ESFX's are out chasing tail; can't you see how much money i save by chasing my own?

[Lunammi]

Is there something to see?

[reiven]

what's it worth to you to find out?

[Lunammi]

Do you really want to know?

[reiven]

if you aren't offering cash, do you have your credit card handy?

[Littllefilly]

Is this a two person game?

I feel like a third wheel.

[Lunammi]

Don't you think it's a secret?

[reiven]

ok... do either of you know the 3 digit code on the back of your credit card?

[Lunammi]

How many times do I have to tell you? It's a secret!

[reiven]

oh!
could you tell me the secret 3 digit code on the back of your credit card?

[Lunammi]

Would you believe me if I said that numbers are 237?

[reiven]

and the expiration date?
xx/xx/xx format, ok?

[Lunammi]

Don't you think enough is enough?

[reiven]

would an hourly rate be best, or one all-inclusive payment?
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[Lunammi]

Why don't you make your own decisions?

[reiven]

am i entitled to make my own decisions on your behalf?
am i authorized to sign for you, also?

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your avatar - is the headache getting worse?

[Lunammi]

Why can't you read my mind?

[reiven]

ummm, because it's in braille?

[Lunammi]

Is that a problem?

[reiven]

are you ok with me feeling-up your gray matter?

[Lunammi]

Do you think it would be fair?

[reiven]

that would depend on the price, now wouldn't it?

[Lunammi]

Why is there always a price?

[reiven]

would you try some if it was free?

[Lunammi]

Is that even a question?

[reiven]

depends.. :suspicious: ... are you a cop?

[peaceinwar]

Maybe..What are you trying to hide?

[Sprelious]

Is it that obvious?

[reiven]

is it just a rumor, or does it actually become a crime when you put a $ amount to the, ummm... suggested interaction?

[Fyrnae]

What about if it's a £ sign? Would that make a difference?

[reiven]

wouldn't that depend on the current exchange rate?
hmmm, would it also allow interaction with an exchange student? :wideeyed:

[Fyrnae]

Is this a fantasy you have?

[reiven]

if i say yes, i'm not limited to just one, am i?

[Fyrnae]

You've mistaken me for someone who makes policy round here, haven't you?

[GrnEyz]

just how many can you handle at once...?

[reiven]

*counts appendages* .... does a tongue count as an appendage?

[GrnEyz]

that depends... dont exchange students require a minimum length...?

[reiven]

so she was lying when she said size doesn't matter?!?

[GrnEyz]

did her lips move...?

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why educate the ignorant with the truth when a good lie is so satisfying...?

[reiven]

you think i should have lied about the length of my tongue?

isn't that a self-defeating action?

[GrnEyz]

have you considered appendage extension... isnt self mutilation all the rage these days...?

[reiven]

did gene simmons make the supertonge famous, or did the supertonge make gene simmons famous?

[GrnEyz]

don't you think anyone that can lick his eyebrows would be very popular with the ladies..?

[reiven]

so you don't think it was his bass playing that got all the womenz?

[Fyrnae]

To which base do you think his bass got him?

[reiven]

more than we could count; ever heard the story behind the song plaster caster (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)?

[iPonder]

Is it relevant to the discussion?

[reiven]

that depends on which discussion i suppose; are you referring to the one about gene simmons sexual activity?

[Fyrnae]

Won't you tell us the story?

:popcorn:

[jkatra]

Can we start talking about ponies now?

[Fyrnae]

Would you like to experience my wrath?

[reiven]

gene simmons has a horse fetish?

[peaceinwar]

does that intrigue you?

[Fujimoto]

Shouldn't Littllefilly be part of this discussion?

[Fyrnae]

Does she fancy Gene Simmons?

[Fujimoto]

Has anyone asked her yet?

[reiven]

could she be one of the nine women in the u.s. that hasn't had sex with gene simmons?

[peaceinwar]

Including me, doesn't that make 10?

[reiven]

have you ever seen a grown man naked?

*cross-thread* :laugh:

[peaceinwar]

are we talking about age or height?

[Littllefilly]

does baring his naked soul count?

[GrnEyz]

wouldn't that be a bit much for the general public...?

[Littllefilly]

Should we ask them?

[GrnEyz]

is the opinion of the cluless relevent...?

[Littllefilly]

I am pretty clueless..lol am I relevent?

[venuspop]

Who isn't?

[Sprelious]

What's the definition of clueless?

[venuspop]

Does it have anything to do with Inspector Clouseau?

[Sprelious]

Doesn't he have a Pink Panther?

[venuspop]

Didn't he switch the pink panther with a pink pony?

[Sprelious]

Is he one of them?

[venuspop]

Do you promise not to have a heart attack if I tell you the truth about him?

[Sprelious]

Could you check with my doctor?

[venuspop]

Is your doctor in the house?

[Sprelious]

Could he be in a house?

[Littllefilly]

He could if he was a house doctor right?

((VP))) cracks me up.

[Sprelious]

Maybe he's Dr. House?

[Littllefilly]

Are you suggesting he is Dr House the House Dr?

[Fyrnae]

Who wouldn't want Dr. House as their doctor?

[reiven]

any xxFx's ?

[GenessorDios]

Is that porn with a lot of emotions thrown in?

[Fyrnae]

Is that the sort of thing that gets your...attention?

[GenessorDios]

How did you know it'sI'm standing at attention?

[Fyrnae]

Have you forgotten about my psycho psychic abilities?

[GenessorDios]

Oooooh, is that what I'm feeling?

[Fyrnae]

You admit to feelings?

*prepares to revoke your INTJ card*

[Fujimoto]

Are you saying that only the emotionless are welcome?

[Fyrnae]

Don't you realise I like to make fun of our type?

[GenessorDios]

Yes, as I recall, nothing gives you such an intense pleasure as hurting my pwoor widdle feewings, isn't that right?

[Fujimoto]

So you see yourself as more of a prankster, Fyrnae?

[Littllefilly]

So is is Auntie prankster (((Frynae))) now?

[Fujimoto]

Auntie, eh?

[Littllefilly]

My first post of the day, and I have already confused someone?

[idoj]

What is the biological function of cats making biscuits?


*soothing mechanism held over from nursing as kittens... How Freudian?:P?

[GrnEyz]

wouldn't the biological function be intercourse if the offspring were referred to as biscuits..?

[idoj]

Who said biscuits were offspring?

*get a cat and watch food network for more insight.

[peaceinwar]

Anyone in the mood for breakfast?

[Littllefilly]

Do you mind if I bring pepper spray to the table?

[iPonder]

Would you use it against the annoying waitress?

[reiven]

would that improve the food?
or perhaps make the waitress more amenable?

[sehnsucht]

May I save the pepper spray for the obnoxiously loud cell phone caller in the next booth??

[reiven]

must you be so rude?
don't you think i would have been more quiet if you had just asked?

[GrnEyz]

shouldn't cell phones be outlawed... what a fucking ongoing intrusion/distraction on society...?

[reiven]

wouldn't that hurt your cash-flow?

[GrnEyz]

Eh... don't direct line telecom/internet guys hate the cell phone revolution..?

Should I bitch too much since I'm deploying direct wireless links...?

[Littllefilly]

Is there really such a thing as an Eclipse of the heart?

[iPonder]

Who sang that song?

[peaceinwar]

Wasn't it Bonnie Tyler?

[Littllefilly]

Wasn't that Toni Braxton?
I love singing that song. Yep you are right..

[Sprelious]

Are we off track again?

[Littllefilly]

It depends .. which track were we on?

[Sprelious]

Wasn't it track 86?

[Littllefilly]

Is that a street track or a dirt track? Tire selection can mean everything.

[Sprelious]

Could it be an 8 Track?

[venuspop]

Are we talking about a rail track?

[GrnEyz]

isn't running on a track addictive like crack...?

[Fyrnae]

Won't you tell us about your experience?

[peaceinwar]

Doesn't the agreement I reached with the prosecutor prevent me from doing that?

[Sprelious]

How binding can an agreement with lawyer really be?

[reiven]

that depends... did he say "trust me"?

[Sprelious]

Do lawyers really say that?

[reiven]

what do you call it when a lawyers lips are moving?

[Sprelious]

Would that be lying?

[reiven]

waitaminute... are you a barrister? :suspicious:

[Sprelious]

Is that a bad thing?

[reiven]

for those of us who don't drive an ambulance, ya mean?

[Sprelious]

Well don't average citizens LOVE Lawyers?

[reiven]

which planet did you say you were you on?

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didn't julius caesar suggest killing lawyers to improve morale in rome?

[GenessorDios]

Yes but didn't he also say I fought the law and...the law won?

[Sprelious]

Didn't they kill Julius Ceaser? Is my palnet relevant?

[reiven]

^^ (or ^ i suppose)
was that before or after marc anthony took out that term-life policy on him?

[GenessorDios]

What a snake, hard to believe he's still alive and causing grief to amply-posteriored Latina singers, eh?

[reiven]

does anyone else remember the old "oh shit" train wreck posters?

[Littllefilly]

Care to enlighten us?

[GrnEyz]

how's this...?

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[Littllefilly]

Someone forget the parking brake?

[GenessorDios]

Is that like the train version of this (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)?

[Littllefilly]

Where do I begin?

[GrnEyz]

start at the engine and work backwards...?

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[reiven]

is that what happens when you let the engineer have facial piercings?

[GrnEyz]

why didn't you tell us you already checked out the engine...?

[venuspop]

Do I have to tell you everything?

[Littllefilly]

did you see my thread on abandoned pets?
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[iPonder]

Do I have to tell you everything?

Don't you already tell everyone everything, why would this be different?

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did you see my thread on abandoned pets?
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Nice thread, but is it relevant to the conversation?

[GenessorDios]

You asshole, how did you steal my thoughts?

[Artio]

Maybe it isn't subjective, but a universal truth?

[GrnEyz]

do robots get piercings..?

[GenessorDios]

Do piercing glances count?

[GrnEyz]

I see... so now you're going to whip out the x-ray vision and salivate over the wimmins..?

[Fyrnae]

If he does, will he also be providing towels to wipe up the slobber?

[GrnEyz]

could we get a clean up on aisle 3..?

[Fujimoto]

Are you leaking oil there, GD?

[Littllefilly]

do you need someone to split your cases?

[iPonder]

Are you volunteering for that job?

[Littllefilly]

If I did the job would you promise not to pour screws in the crank case .. after I finish, cause you can't stand a women who can fix her own bike/car?

true story

[GrnEyz]

would I hav to pay you if you stroked my engine...?

[Littllefilly]

500 dollar make you hollar?

I got that from my nieces who were saying 5$ .. I said 500$ dollar rhymes better.

[GrnEyz]

How bout dinner and some live music at one of the lake bars...?

[idoj]

What's a lake bar?

[Littllefilly]

My boat ( Naut'i Girl Fannie Mae) or yours?

water bars.. wet, hot fun..lol my favorite kind of fun.

[reiven]

isn't fannie mae under water?

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isn't the best you could say about that program is 'fannie mae is a sinking ship'?

[GenessorDios]

Is it really? Do you know the old Irish saying that sometimes you say it best when you say nothing at all?

[Littllefilly]

So does that mean you make love.. out of nothing at all?

I named that boat 20 years ago.. almost like I can see into the future.
That is why she is NAUT"I

[reiven]

is that about a) masturbation,
or b) your own feeling of invisibleness?

[Littllefilly]

Would you believe I can relate to both? You think only men find things to play with in the shower?

[GenessorDios]

Pfft, in the shower, who does that anymore? Why don't you talk to me once you've done it in corporate meetings?

[reiven]

^^you have an etch-a-sketch for your shower, too?

^ did they give you a hand for your presentation?

[Littllefilly]

Is there still an etcha sketch in existence?

[reiven]

did you ask that so people wouldn't wonder if you've been in my shower?

[Littllefilly]

are you trying to be funny?

cause it is working. LOL

[reiven]

*insert 'jiggle @ laughter' joke here*
......What?

[GenessorDios]

So that's how it's gonna be, eh?

[reiven]

why do you make me feel this way?

can't a guy get an easy laugh without suffering the third degree?

[Sprelious]

So where's the bright light and the Salami?

[reiven]

no... where were YOU on the night of march 9th?

[GenessorDios]

I'm only on my first degree and you're already up to three? Do you enjoy making me feel inadequate?

[GrnEyz]

^^ Is hideaway cove a good answer or would you prefer under the boardwalk just outside of the lake bar...?

^ If you feel inadequate why don't you put your hand in a different spot...?

[GenessorDios]

How many melanomas do you think I have?

[GrnEyz]

you have a melanoma on your johnson..?

[GenessorDios]

What?! That's disgusting, how could you say that? Isn't it obvious my melanoma has a johnson?

[GrnEyz]

how long have you been cultivating this melanoma..?

[Littllefilly]

Are there barf bags available?

Can we change the subject content?

How exactly do I make you feel?

You were talking to me, right?

[peaceinwar]

What did I miss?

[GrnEyz]

how do you want to make me feel..?

[Littllefilly]

How do you want me, to want to, make you feel?

LOL I said that so many times over in my head, that does make sense, doesn't it?

Hello PW :)

[idoj]

What's a feeling vs. a hunch?

[Littllefilly]

Is the sand bar closed? If not, would you give me a double, for each hand?

[reiven]

isn't a feeling that sensation which follows being hunched?

[Fyrnae]

Is it physical or emotional?

[idoj]

Doesn't one follow the other?

[Fyrnae]

Isn't that the order for men? Get physical, then develop emotions over it, if you're going to?

[idoj]

Are feelings gender specific, now?

[gracious]

Did we forget to announce it on Twitter?

[idoj]

Would she have believed it about herself, if you did?

[reiven]

aren't all men T and all women F?
.... like, 100% each?

[Littllefilly]

Without my "F" wouldn't I be Littlletilly?

[GrnEyz]

all men are Trash and all women are Frisky...?

[reiven]

c'mon, can't we all admit that men have no feelings and women have no intellect?

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;D
why did it get so quiet all of the sudden?

[GrnEyz]

whose gonna buy that...?

[reiven]

are you selling one of the womenz?

[GrnEyz]

depends... what's your offer...?

[GenessorDios]

Eww, if I'm gonna buy one, why would I take GrnEyz's sloppy seconds?

[reiven]

wouldn't his gals be all face-pierced and whatnot?

[Littllefilly]

How can you buy and take it at the same time?

[reiven]

don't weddings cost money and take freedom?

[GenessorDios]

Well who wants to fuck a half-robot? Not I, sir, not I... but perhaps if I could have a free sampler first...?

[GrnEyz]

don't blow jobs feel better with metal...?

[Littllefilly]

would you two rather be alone?

[reiven]

how can they be together and alone?

[GenessorDios]

Aren't blowjobs with r&b better?

[Littllefilly]

Is it good to suck well, at performing a blow job?

Why do they call it a blow job?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't it common knowledge the blow jobs go better with hard rock...?

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Is it because suck jobs doesn't sound cool...?

[Littllefilly]

If you care about the music, how good could it be?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't the quality of the blow job directly associated with the experience of the blower
...?

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I have a 'meeting' to attend... can someone explain all this to miss philly...?

[idoj]

Is that what the guys do with leaf blowers(they're loud!)?

[Littllefilly]

Isn't the quantity of jobs, directly related to the quality of the blower?

Are we there yet?

[idoj]

Why does it have to come to this?

[reiven]

Aren't blowjobs with r&b better?
rhubarb and banana?
is that a flavored lube?

[idoj]

Can I go snoop now? jk... or am I? (moo ha ha ha ha;))

[Littllefilly]

Does this mean we can finally change the subject?

[reiven]

is 'snoop' an urban dictionary entry for BJ now?

[Littllefilly]

I take it that is a, no?

[reiven]

do you say that word often?

[idoj]

What do you think?

[reiven]

think?
can't you tell i'm a feeler?

[GenessorDios]

Really? How much do you charge for a suckjob?

[Littllefilly]

Didn't we already go over this? 500 dollar make you hollar?

So anyone seen a good movie lately, or even a bad movie, or perhaps you could just pretend to have seen a movie? One with no BJs?

Should I say please? With a cherry on top?

[GenessorDios]

Wasn't BJ excellent in Inglourious Basterds?

[idoj]

What a giant bundle of joy?:)

[reiven]

a cherry on top?
are we bringing virgins into this now?

[GenessorDios]

Wait what? Haven't I been here all along... I mean, eww virgins? What disgusting creatures hath thou carried into mine visage, woman?

[reiven]

this from the guy who put a hair tie on each side of his pillowcase?
really?

[Littllefilly]

I call my hair, virgin hair, does that count?

lol Did you just call me woman.. or woman?

[GenessorDios]

Well at least my pillow's not a virgin, if you know what I mean?

[reiven]

^^ you have sexual-activity conversations with your hair?

^ pfft; have you ever done your couch?