Respond only with questions.

[Littllefilly]

Would it not be worth the time?

[Fujimoto]

♫ ♪ Do you remember the tiiiiiime...? ♪ ♫

[Littllefilly]

How did you know music soothes the beast in me?

[Fyrnae]

Who's paying the piper?

[Littllefilly]

Does the piper get paid?

[reiven]

what does a piper's sex life have to do with anything?
waitaminute.... did you say paid.....?

[Littllefilly]

have you ever considered that the avatar you are using is less than approachable?
(for some)
Just a thought

[reiven]

is there a rainbow gollum av available from the My Lil Hobbit collection?

[Littllefilly]

How about a TN. walker Avatar?

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Or a Pegasus?

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how about a rainbow avatar? <smirk>

[reiven]

How about a TN. walker Avatar?

do they have one with all four legs?

[Littllefilly]

I have other leg in my new avatar? lol

[reiven]

you askin me?

[Littllefilly]

What if I was? LOL I wasn't.
night

[superflax]

Does it matter either way?

[Fyrnae]

Does anyone have a vested interest in it?

[reiven]

are you talking about a black leather biker vest, or something western with the fringes?

[Fyrnae]

Don't you consider the black leather ones to be superior?

[reiven]

i dunno; did you ever see the brown leather hippie vests with the 3" leather fringe?

[thebrainpolice]

Why are people dressing like hippies?

[reiven]

doesn't 'retro' mean it's never safe to throw anything away?

[Lunammi]

Is it safe to save everything from throwing away?

[reiven]

wouldn't that eventually be a fire hazard?

[Littllefilly]

If you mess with fire wont you get burned?

[reiven]

aren't some dangers worth the risk?

[Littllefilly]

Are you suggesting I live on the edge?

[reiven]

what's the worst that could happen?
are you worried you might fall off?

[Littllefilly]

If I fall are you going to catch me?

[reiven]

do you trust me?

[Littllefilly]

Would I be a fool if I did?

[reiven]

would that stop you?

[Littllefilly]

Wouldn't that be foolish of me?

[idoj]

Doesn't everyone play the fool, sometimes?

[Littllefilly]

Is there no exception to the rule?

[Loneliness]

Can't we make exceptions by ourselves?

[Littllefilly]

Then wouldn't we all be making our own rules?

Wouldn't you rather be out in the boat in this weather?

[reiven]

Is there no exception to the rule?

what is the main ingredient (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)?

^ or on snow skis?

[Littllefilly]

what is the main ingredient (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)?
^^^
very good :)


^ or on snow skis?

Have they invented warm snow?

[reiven]

hmmm, isn't that called water?
but anyway, aren't there mountains out west?

[Littllefilly]

It is now, but

Aren't most inventions just improvements on existing ones?

Do you have a map?

[reiven]

are you suggesting i invent a map, or maybe improve an existing one?

[thebrainpolice]

Why not just use a gps?

[reiven]

Guaranteed Parcel Service?
to deliver my map?

[Littllefilly]

I guess maps are obsolete?

[reiven]

then why would you ax me for one?

[Littllefilly]

Why wood I ask for an ax?


notice my MBTI result change?

[reiven]

feel better?

[Littllefilly]

If I said I was before I spoke to Cooper.. would I be dropping names?

[reiven]

would anyone notice if you dusted off the names, and put them back where you found them?

[Littllefilly]

would you watch the door?

[reiven]

sure; don't you have a tv?

[Littllefilly]

Are you trying to be funny or does that come natural?
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[reiven]

is that you?
and if so, why the long face?

[Littllefilly]

Oh you are funny..thats hexy.. she loves me.

You didn't hear me clicking in the background?

Who would be holding the camera?

[reiven]

You didn't hear me clicking in the background?


are you aboriginal?

[Littllefilly]

Would you believe my dog is?

[reiven]

is (s)he a cave wall artist, too?

[aok]

Is he part ape?

[reiven]

why haven't the apes evolved?
are they all perceivers and they just haven't gotten around to it yet?

[aok]

Maybe they judged it as humanity?

[Littllefilly]

What would you say if she was?

[reiven]

your dog is a perceiving ape?

[Littllefilly]

did I lose you?

[reiven]

dammit... am i gonna end up in the lost and found again?

[idoj]

Isn't that where you go to get found?

[reiven]

isn't that what churches and bars are for?

[idoj]

Aren't those places you go to get wasted?

[reiven]

don't the choirgirls all get prettier at closing time?

[Littllefilly]

anyone know how to burn a CD? No not light it on fire.

[reiven]

anyone know how to burn a GD? No not light him on fire.

what, do you have something against witty robots?

[idoj]

Don't the edges cut?

[Littllefilly]

Wow... I must be getting sick... my brain fogs .. damn it... I meant
cds and not light it on fire..damn it I am getting sick

[swizzluvin]

why do they say don't look a gift horse in the mouth?

[Midichlorianite]

Horses must have dental problems, we can ask a vet for confirmation?

[Littllefilly]

Have those horses had their teeth floated?

[reiven]

teeth floated?
does that mean the vet allowed them to make denture payments?

[venuspop]

Horses with dentures?

Isn't that preposterous, absurd, unheard of?

[Fujimoto]

Isn't that the most logical choice for toothless horses?

[Lunammi]

Is there a logical choice?

[Littllefilly]

Wouldn't this be a good time to change the subject?

[WoodsWoman]

What part does logic play in it?

[Littllefilly]

If logic does apply, should we hire it?

[reiven]

i can think of one good reason to hire logic... does it ever take a vacation?

[Littllefilly]

The fact that it needs no health benefits is another good reason, wouldn't you agree?

[reiven]

should we mandate healthcare coverage for pets?

[Moxiie]

How does one pay out logic's accrued vacation leave?

[Littllefilly]

umm
stop that .. lol dude

so you think I am a man?

[reiven]

pfft; what's next?
are you going to suggest that mr ed is female too?

[Littllefilly]

How come I knew you would drag Mr. Ed into this?

[reiven]

is she a personal friend of yours?

[Littllefilly]

how many men do you know who wear a double "D" brazier?

[reiven]

should i include guys from high school?

[aok]

I think that would be appropriate, would it not?

[venuspop]

What if the Principal finds out?

[aok]

Would Teacher get ruled by chalkboard?

[reiven]

have you seen junior's grades?

[Littllefilly]

hey dude... there is a junior you?

[Artio]

Haven't you read his blog, which is all about it?

[Littllefilly]

He has a blog?

(I just got past his avatar the other day.)

[Artio]

Could we just keep the game interesting?

[VagrantChord]

Would you like me to change the rules of he game two or three times without telling anyone?

[Artio]

Would I rather ban you or give you the ultimate wrong answer? :wideeyed: *counts to one million while waiting*

[Fyrnae]

Are you playing games with us, Bear?

[Artio]

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[Fyrnae]

Why indeed would you do such a thing?

[VagrantChord]

Wouldn't life be unbearable without games?


*insert facepalm here*

[Fyrnae]

Would games be lively without bears?

[Littllefilly]

How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?

Would it be as much as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?:p

[VagrantChord]

How can I get my wood chucked more?



*rhetorical question*

[Littllefilly]

Get another woodchuck or two?

Buy more already chucked wood?

Oh wait, you meant your wood??

do you really want an answer?
(yes I do know the meaning of rhetorical )

:cheesy:

[reiven]

why am i craving fried chicken (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) now?

[Littllefilly]

My brain doesnt work when I am sick..who is that?

[reiven]

it's me, reiven... do you remember now?

[thebrainpolice]

reiven is buckethead?

[Artio]

Aww, isn't he special?

Who else would've even considered wearing a Burberry bucket but a stylish INTP?

[Littllefilly]

Burberry buckets are in style?

what's a burberry bucket?

[GenessorDios]

Only the height of fashion, didn't you know?

[Littllefilly]

Do you think a Burberry would look good on a three legged horse?

[Artio]

Isn't it like a note on your desk saying "bang your head here"? Would I be more convincing if I demonstrated? Maybe this is the time, because I certainly am ready, am I? Who's with me?

[venuspop]

Have you ever seen a Burberry saddle?

Edit:

Is the bear asking for a demonstration?

[Littllefilly]

Would someone take my temperature? Or explain that question? I mean the question before that question
((((((((((((((Venususpopses))))))))) hers I understood.

[Artio]

Does anyone of you know how slow it is to type with iPhone? Slow is good though, isn't it, ladies?

[Littllefilly]

A man with a slow hand and a gentle touch?

[Artio]

Yes, now what is a man?

[peaceinwar]

Not someone who will come and go in a heated rush?

[Littllefilly]

Need somebody who will understand?

[peaceinwar]

you want a slow hand?

[Littllefilly]

(Sometimes)
But isn't there nothing like a heat wave, burning inside?

[venuspop]

Are you trying to tell us about this hot passionate inferno that's giving you turmoil from the inside?

[iPonder]

Who doesn't love hot passionate turmoil?

[Littllefilly]

Could you be a littlle more direct?
damn it lol

[venuspop]

If I get any more direct, wouldn't you blush to death?

[Littllefilly]

yes and no
Is there a newbie on the block?
hello newbie

[GenessorDios]

Who the hell do you think you are to stroll into this thread, still a newbie yourself, and post so many goddamn question markless statements?

[reiven]

is it still called a bullseye when there is no red paint involved?

[Litchee]

Is it me or has it suddenly gotten very cold in here ?

[venuspop]

How cold is cold?

[Artio]

Are you staring at my nipples?

[Litchee]

Would you like me to ? :flirt:

[superflax]

Would you like some orange juice instead?

[Litchee]

Do you feel that those two prospects are comparable ?

[reiven]

Are you staring at my nipples?

is there a respectful way to do that?
*feigns respectability*

[Fyrnae]

Wouldn't staring at your own suffice?

[GenessorDios]

What would you know? Do you even have nipples? Where's the proof?

[Fyrnae]

*smothers GD with her DDs*

Proof enough for ya?

[VagrantChord]

Will you smother me with your DDs? :flirt:

[Fyrnae]

Is this a dream you have?

[Fujimoto]

May I cut in line ahead of VagrantChord?

[Fyrnae]

*facepalms*

Ye Gods, what have I started?

[Fujimoto]

Don't you see all the INTJf guys lining up for a DD experience?

[iPonder]

Whats the attraction to DD's?

[Fyrnae]

If they know me at all, wouldn't they know better?

[Fujimoto]

Can it hurt to dream?

[Littllefilly]

What are you dreaming about, nice asses and dd's?

Or maybe my possum nipple muffs?

[aok]

You have possum nipple muffs?

[venuspop]

Does anyone have hippopotamus nipple muffs?

[Sprelious]

Do hippos have nipples?

[venuspop]

How else do they nurse their young?

[Sprelious]

Couldn't they use a big baby bottle?

[venuspop]

How then will they fill the big baby bottle with hippopotamus milk?

[Sprelious]

Hippolac?

[venuspop]

Are those fortified with multi-vitamins, zinc, aluminium and what-have-yous?

[Sprelious]

Wouldn't that be prudent?

[venuspop]

Aren't prudence for the uninitiated?

[Sprelious]

Would the uninitiated even know?

[venuspop]

Should we conspire to leak that information out?

[Sprelious]

Isn't conspiracy illegal?

[Litchee]

Isn't that an old cliché ?

[iPonder]

Aren't all cliche old?

[Wry Satyr]

Aren't being old and being a cliche one and the same?

[Fyrnae]

Do you speak from personal experience?

[VagrantChord]

Would your prefer that I speak from second or third hand experience?

[iPonder]

How can you really experience something second or third hand?

[reiven]

wouldn't a third hand involve at least on more person?

[iPonder]

Wouldn't one more person be fun?

[Littllefilly]

So did you miss me?
:p

[reiven]

do i know you?

[aok]

Do you Mrs. me?

[Littllefilly]

LOL.. Aww come on just admit it..I am right, right?

[aok]

If you're right, what's left?

[Littllefilly]

You don't know? I am left as well as right?

[reiven]

^^ aren't you on the left?
;D

^ is that considered ambidextrous?

[Littllefilly]

You mean when I am not on the right, right?

[aok]

I thought you were always right?

[Littllefilly]

It does appear that way,doesn't it?

[aok]

Can we take it at face value?

[Littllefilly]

Should we judge by appearance?

[aok]

If appearance changes, is that judgment reliable?

[Littllefilly]

If we rely on the fact that appearances change can there ever be a reliable judiciary?

[LizzyGirl]

Does the pope shit in the woods?

[iPonder]

Would he care enough to properly dispose of the waste, or is that a confessionable offense?

[GrnEyz]

can't the pope shit anywhere he so desires...?

doesn't he have god on his side...?

[iPonder]

Isn't the church riddled with pedophiles and does that include the pope?

[Sprelious]

Is that a lightening bolt?

[reiven]

who let the pope out into the woods without an ankle bracelet, anyway?

[GrnEyz]

was it the guy with an antenna sticking out of his head...?

[reiven]

uncle martin?

[GrnEyz]

joe slacker...?

[Fyrnae]

What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?

[GrnEyz]

three times the stall speed...?

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if she swallows how important is the speed..?

[Fyrnae]

Would you prefer she spat?

[GrnEyz]

doesn't spitting kinda kill the moment..?

[Fyrnae]

If she feels the need to spit, do you think she's going to care about that?

[iPonder]

But if you've already got yours does it matter?

[GrnEyz]

don't some simply enjoy getting a facial...?

[Fyrnae]

Is that what they're called nowadays?

[iPonder]

Are you just searching for someone who shares your fetish?

[GenessorDios]

Oh, the Arumbayas won't like that, will they?

[12357]

where did you go, robot-not-too-complicated?

[GrnEyz]

is there excitment witout fetish...?

[iPonder]

Whats your defination of fetish?

[GrnEyz]

isnt it the same for all english speaking individuals...?

[iPonder]

It could be subjective, isn't clarity better?

[Littllefilly]

How can a woman ever find clarity when man is so confused?

[Fyrnae]

Aren't we more likely to find it on our own?

[reiven]

are you about to give yourself a hand?

[Littllefilly]

Don't you mean a hoof?

[Fyrnae]

No kicking, ok?

[Littllefilly]

How could I ever kick Auntie (((Fyrnae)))?

[Fyrnae]

Well, things like that happen by accident all the time, don't they?

[Littllefilly]

Would you believe in 40 years around horses I have never been or seen anyone kicked?

[iPonder]

How is that possible?

[Littllefilly]

We have high expectations? We are careful? Our horses love us too much?

I have seen it on tv.. does that count?

[CaspianPegasus]

Does someone forget their glasses everyday while being around horses?

[reiven]

what sort of leverage would a 3 legged horse have, anyway?

[CaspianPegasus]

would it have more leverage than a horse with two legs?

[reiven]

would a horse hopping on just one leg be called pogosus ?

[IronSulfide]

Wouldn't it also need wings?

[iPonder]

Isn't it glue at that point?

[reiven]

does secretariat's pedigree = superglue?

[iPonder]

Would Secretarait be subjected to the glue factory?

[Littllefilly]

<----~Pegasuswh ~
Notice the wings?

[GenessorDios]

Is it a strong compulsion that pushes you to tell us what kind of sanitary pad you're using?

[iPonder]

Don't the commercials try to convice that they all have magical powers?

[sehnsucht]

Do they not realize that a winged cotton pillow hasn't enough magic to overcome the curse of the Joan Collins lookalike with the red gift box?

[iPonder]

Aren't gifts a double edged sword?

[Littllefilly]

wouldn't that depend on the giver?

[Sprelious]

Is it really better to give than to receive?

[Littllefilly]

If I said yes.. would you believe me?
when you give, you do receive, don't you?

[Sprelious]

Are we still talking about ... What were we talking about?

[reiven]

the curse of the Joan Collins lookalike with the red gift box
waaaa?
:laugh:

[GenessorDios]

That's the smiliest, most inquisitive cry I've ever seen; how did you do that?

[reiven]

you like?

[GenessorDios]

Like I like liking? :rolleyes:

[Sprelious]

Like?

[reiven]

is it fair to say you dislike likeing?

[Fyrnae]

What is fair?

[venuspop]

Does this fairness had anything to do with squareness?

[Fyrnae]

Does it square up?

[iPonder]

How do you get the square to fit in the round world?

[reiven]

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doesn't that work for you, too?