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Sprelious
10-12-2011, 12:01 PM
Should we be afraid of counting Lurkers?
Gerard91
10-12-2011, 12:02 PM
Am I boring? Are you an INTJ or maybe a lurker?
Mikko
10-12-2011, 12:04 PM
Is there a difference?
Gerard91
10-12-2011, 12:05 PM
Are you suggesting me an answer to this question?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 12:05 PM
Aren't lurkers taller?
Mikko
10-12-2011, 12:06 PM
Taller than who?
Gerard91
10-12-2011, 12:07 PM
Dr. Who?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 12:08 PM
Isn't that my dentist?
Mikko
10-12-2011, 12:08 PM
Where did he graduate?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 12:10 PM
Was it Harvard or Yale?
Mikko
10-12-2011, 12:12 PM
Why do dentists study in universities for what seems like a craftsman's work?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 12:15 PM
To learn Latin?
Mikko
10-12-2011, 12:18 PM
What use is Latin for anyone?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 12:20 PM
Isn't it doctor and preist code?
Mikko
10-12-2011, 12:21 PM
Do they talk in private, much?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 12:22 PM
Don't they have secret meetings in catacombs?
gracious
10-12-2011, 12:23 PM
How can I get invited to these meetings?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 12:26 PM
Do you know Latin?
WoodsWoman
10-12-2011, 12:32 PM
Why don't they teach it in school any more?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 12:32 PM
Isn't it dead?
Mikko
10-12-2011, 12:38 PM
Aren't there more practical languages to learn?
WoodsWoman
10-12-2011, 12:40 PM
Is it easy to find teachers?
How do you define failure?
jkatra
10-12-2011, 08:02 PM
Isn't it a form of anti-success?
Gerard91
10-13-2011, 01:51 AM
Isn't anti-success an intentional action towards failure and failure itself is not always intended?
venuspop
10-13-2011, 01:59 AM
Why do you conspire to give me a head-dy-ache by asking such a complicated question?
venuspop
10-13-2011, 04:50 AM
Is it conceivable that these things feel pain?
doesn't everything that has nerves feel pain?
gracious
10-13-2011, 09:32 AM
If it meant that you could also no longer feel pleasure, would you eliminate pain?
Artio
10-13-2011, 09:34 AM
Like comfortably numb, you mean?
gracious
10-13-2011, 09:37 AM
Do you think it would be comfortable numbness or just unqualified numbness?
jkatra
10-13-2011, 05:07 PM
Isn't all numbness just numb?
IronSulfide
10-13-2011, 05:09 PM
How can you be sure if you can't feel it?
Sprelious
10-13-2011, 05:16 PM
So it isn't possible to be comfortably numb?
Dancingqueen
10-13-2011, 06:36 PM
Isn't that a Pink Floyd tune?
venuspop
10-13-2011, 10:09 PM
If I say "Yes", does that mean I'm comfortably numb?
Daoist
10-13-2011, 11:00 PM
Why are y'all asking so many questions?
venuspop
10-13-2011, 11:10 PM
Does it bother you?
Gerard91
10-14-2011, 12:16 AM
So?
jkatra
10-14-2011, 12:50 AM
Aren't questions the beginning of wisdom?
Gerard91
10-14-2011, 03:13 AM
Do you think that it mostly depends on which questions do you ask?
IronSulfide
10-14-2011, 04:50 AM
Haven't you heard that there are no stupid questions?
venuspop
10-14-2011, 06:35 AM
Who said that?
gracious
10-14-2011, 09:57 AM
Wouldn't you think it was someone who was trying to make a stupid person feel better? Can we conclude then that it was probably NOT an INTJ?
IronSulfide
10-14-2011, 10:23 AM
Which MBTI type do you think is responsible for that catchphrase?
gracious
10-14-2011, 10:26 AM
Do you think ESFJ might be a possibility?
Sprelious
10-14-2011, 10:31 AM
ENFP?
WoodsWoman
10-14-2011, 12:01 PM
Wouldn't that be an almost sure thing?
Sprelious
10-14-2011, 12:09 PM
Why?
gracious
10-14-2011, 12:26 PM
Is it because it was actually WoodsWoman who coined that phrase and she is trying to misdirect our investigation?
Sprelious
10-14-2011, 01:03 PM
Is that true? What's she got to hide?
gracious
10-14-2011, 01:19 PM
Does she think that rifle will stop us from unearthing the truth?
Mikko
10-14-2011, 01:57 PM
Do you know who gave that rifle to a fox?
Artio
10-14-2011, 02:33 PM
Was it given? Didn't she barter it for grapes?
Mikko
10-14-2011, 02:38 PM
Why did she kill the wabbits?
Artio
10-14-2011, 02:43 PM
Maybe she finally got a wicense to shoot a fwicasseeing wabbit?
Sprelious
10-14-2011, 02:57 PM
Is the rifle loaded?
Do you have the extra box of shells?
Sprelious
10-14-2011, 03:31 PM
Was I supposed to bring those?
gracious
10-14-2011, 03:35 PM
When we have a potluck dinner, why do you always take "paper plates" as your item? Furthermore, why do you never bring them?
What if we run out of supplies?
Sprelious
10-14-2011, 03:36 PM
Could I be lazy and forgetful?
Am I hungry, upset, or angry?
Sprelious
10-14-2011, 03:44 PM
Could the answer to that question be yes? If so, should you eat someone?
Sprelious
10-14-2011, 03:51 PM
Would that be, one bite at a time?
Why don't people bite things more often?
Mikko
10-14-2011, 04:06 PM
So, you wanna be bitten?
gracious
10-14-2011, 04:29 PM
What other options are available? Can I review the entire menu before settling on an entree?
I don't know how that works, do you?
IronSulfide
10-14-2011, 07:36 PM
Might it have something to do with complementarity of courses?
yourstrulyRL
10-14-2011, 08:01 PM
what are you?
IronSulfide
10-14-2011, 08:15 PM
Who wants to know?
jkatra
10-14-2011, 09:53 PM
Everyone?
venuspop
10-14-2011, 11:02 PM
Why does everyone want to know what you are?
Fyrnae
10-15-2011, 01:19 AM
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Do they? Well if they find out, will they tell me?
venuspop
10-15-2011, 04:14 AM
How much will you give to know?
Fyrnae
10-15-2011, 04:54 AM
What is it that you want in exchange?
CyanideSoda
10-15-2011, 08:38 AM
What is the current exchange rate for the yen?
IronSulfide
10-15-2011, 09:58 AM
Planning a trip to Japan?
CyanideSoda
10-15-2011, 10:00 AM
How about a trip to the moon?
IronSulfide
10-15-2011, 10:02 AM
Is the yen legal tender there?
jkatra
10-15-2011, 10:39 AM
Shouldn't you use moon rocks?
Gerard91
10-15-2011, 11:21 AM
Do you think that moon rocks?
If the moon is made of cheese, what if we cut it?
gracious
10-15-2011, 02:00 PM
Can I have a piece of the sea of tranquility?
Mikko
10-15-2011, 02:01 PM
How can you slice sea?
gracious
10-15-2011, 02:07 PM
Would the man in the moon mind? Alternatively, could I do it with a ladle?
jkatra
10-15-2011, 02:52 PM
You own a ladle?
Mikko
10-15-2011, 02:56 PM
What the fuck is a ladle? A miss-spelt ladder? A ladder to the moon?
gracious
10-15-2011, 03:01 PM
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Do you have a better tool for serving liquids?
Mikko
10-15-2011, 03:10 PM
Did you have this in mind?
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gracious
10-15-2011, 03:17 PM
You prefer wooden spoons? Is this some kind of fetish I should know about?
jkatra
10-15-2011, 03:20 PM
Why do you want to know about it?
Mikko
10-15-2011, 03:25 PM
How do you like them apples?
gracious
10-15-2011, 03:31 PM
It's uhm... for a scientific paper I'm authoring?
jkatra
10-15-2011, 07:42 PM
You know how to write?
sixpoint8
10-15-2011, 07:46 PM
You know how to type?
Sprelious
10-15-2011, 08:44 PM
You know how to breathe?
sixpoint8
10-15-2011, 10:30 PM
Does my body know how to breathe?
Gerard91
10-16-2011, 12:12 AM
Don't you know that the body itself doesn't know anything at all? And that you breathe because the structure of your body causes this to happen?
Sprelious
10-16-2011, 04:46 AM
What were we discussing.
venuspop
10-16-2011, 04:49 AM
The Origin of Species?
Mikko
10-16-2011, 12:12 PM
Is this about to become one of those religious discussions?
Gerard91
10-16-2011, 02:19 PM
Shall we invite Richard Dawkins?
Mikko
10-16-2011, 03:07 PM
Shouldn't we also invite Charles Darwin?
jkatra
10-16-2011, 03:40 PM
Should we invite the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Sprelious
10-16-2011, 05:42 PM
Should we just invite everyone?
jkatra
10-16-2011, 07:06 PM
Who is paying for all the invitations?
Sprelious
10-16-2011, 07:11 PM
Didn't you get the short straw?
gracious
10-16-2011, 08:03 PM
Is there another gathering going on that I need to ignore?
venuspop
10-16-2011, 08:09 PM
Isn't it rude to ignore?
Sprelious
10-16-2011, 08:12 PM
Isn;t it rude to be contrary?
venuspop
10-16-2011, 08:13 PM
Are you calling me contrary? ~~~ *sharpens knives*
Sprelious
10-16-2011, 08:14 PM
Was I?
venuspop
10-16-2011, 08:15 PM
Can you make your question a little longer?
Sprelious
10-16-2011, 08:17 PM
Should I use extra words?
venuspop
10-16-2011, 08:17 PM
Can you use a few more bombastic words?
Sprelious
10-16-2011, 08:20 PM
Is brevity the soul of intelligence?
venuspop
10-16-2011, 08:29 PM
Who wants to know?
gracious
10-17-2011, 09:16 AM
Can we infer that (at minimum) Sprelious wants to know?
Gerard91
10-17-2011, 09:21 AM
Why don't you tell him what he wants to know then?
Mikko
10-17-2011, 09:23 AM
Doesn't he know it's not brevity, but succinctness?
gracious
10-17-2011, 09:25 AM
Are you showing off with your ostentatious use of the letter C?
Mikko
10-17-2011, 09:36 AM
You mean this (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)?
gracious
10-17-2011, 09:39 AM
Are you trying to tell me you're wearing a girdle?
Mikko
10-17-2011, 09:41 AM
Isn't a Scottish kilt enough?
gracious
10-17-2011, 09:46 AM
Depends - have you been overindulging in haggis?
Sprelious
10-17-2011, 12:20 PM
Depends, are you wearing depends?
gracious
10-17-2011, 02:46 PM
Would that still qualify as "full Brigadoon"?
Sprelious
10-17-2011, 03:29 PM
Are you in the military?
venuspop
10-17-2011, 10:38 PM
Gentleman, shall we sing?
Gerard91
10-17-2011, 11:16 PM
What dong do you prefer?
venuspop
10-17-2011, 11:31 PM
I don't know ... What dong can you ding? :laugh:
venuspop
10-18-2011, 05:40 AM
Can a doorbell ding a dong?
Mikko
10-18-2011, 08:35 AM
Who's this dong, and what's his ding?
Gerard91
10-18-2011, 08:40 AM
Is he related to Ping and Pong?
Mikko
10-18-2011, 08:45 AM
The doorbell or the bong?
gracious
10-18-2011, 09:02 AM
Am I in Amsterdam again?
Mikko
10-18-2011, 09:04 AM
We don't know - are you?
gracious
10-18-2011, 09:09 AM
Why am I in this red lighted window in my underwear?
Mikko
10-18-2011, 09:12 AM
Why don't you post a picture, so we can understand the situation a bit better?
gracious
10-18-2011, 09:16 AM
In the spirit of Amsterdam, shall we negotiate a price?
Gerard91
10-18-2011, 09:21 AM
Spirit of Amsterdam? Why should I buy anything?
gracious
10-18-2011, 09:24 AM
Could there be another row of windows that might suit you better?
Mikko
10-18-2011, 09:26 AM
What sorts are there?
gracious
10-18-2011, 09:33 AM
Glass or plastic?
Gerard91
10-18-2011, 09:34 AM
You're still talking about the windows, right?
Mikko
10-18-2011, 09:36 AM
Would you like to talk about OSX or Linux instead?
gracious
10-18-2011, 09:39 AM
Since I am on lunch, could we not?
Mikko
10-18-2011, 09:41 AM
Isn't talking O SX considered rude over a lunch?
gracious
10-18-2011, 09:42 AM
Sounds like something we would do then, doesn't it?
Mikko
10-18-2011, 09:47 AM
I thought INTJs were known for their tactful discussion abilities?
gracious
10-18-2011, 09:48 AM
What was that you said earlier about a bong?
Mikko
10-18-2011, 09:50 AM
Wasn't it a doorbell that said ding dong, the one related to ping pong?
gracious
10-18-2011, 09:57 AM
Should I be relieved or disappointed that I shall leave this thread in the same state in which I found it?
WoodsWoman
10-18-2011, 01:37 PM
Is that a fate worse than death?
gracious
10-18-2011, 01:40 PM
Are you telling me that the Random Murder thread is equally lame?
Mikko
10-18-2011, 01:45 PM
Would you rather join the politics threads?
gracious
10-18-2011, 01:46 PM
Do you need more than one guess?
Mikko
10-18-2011, 01:50 PM
Is there a rule against beating people on the forum?
WoodsWoman
10-18-2011, 01:54 PM
Is there a method to your madness?
Mikko
10-18-2011, 01:55 PM
Which one of my many are we talking about?
gracious
10-18-2011, 02:00 PM
Are you holding the band Madness hostage?
jkatra
10-18-2011, 03:39 PM
Are we cool even though we're not in a band?
pottersjar
10-18-2011, 03:43 PM
What do you mean, "we"?
venuspop
10-18-2011, 09:13 PM
What do you mean "What do you mean "we"?"? Isn't the answer obvious?
Sprelious
10-19-2011, 12:10 AM
Would I ask if I didn't want to know?
venuspop
10-19-2011, 12:16 AM
Why aren't you arguing important debates at the other subforums?
Sprelious
10-19-2011, 12:19 AM
There are other subforums?
venuspop
10-19-2011, 12:59 AM
Yes ... shall we head over there to argue until the cows come home?
Fyrnae
10-19-2011, 03:14 AM
What's the point? Do you enjoy flagellating a deceased equine?
venuspop
10-19-2011, 05:13 AM
Is this debatable?
Marlin
10-19-2011, 05:29 AM
Is this thing too big for my body or what?
venuspop
10-19-2011, 05:32 AM
May I see your body in order to assess it's size?
zibber
10-19-2011, 05:34 AM
Whence the apostrophe?!
venuspop
10-19-2011, 05:40 AM
Why do you look vaguely familiar?
gracious
10-19-2011, 09:43 AM
Have you wrestled Zibber before?
Gerard91
10-19-2011, 01:15 PM
Is she a good wrestler?
Sprelious
10-19-2011, 01:27 PM
Isn't she a he?
Gerard91
10-19-2011, 01:42 PM
Don't you remember that Zibber had an avatar with a girl's face in it?
WoodsWoman
10-19-2011, 02:29 PM
Did the long hair fool you?
IronSulfide
10-19-2011, 05:15 PM
So the courtship was all for nought?
pottersjar
10-19-2011, 05:20 PM
Wasn't breaking it off a better result than the honeymoon surprise?
Sprelious
10-19-2011, 07:52 PM
Couldn't we have waited to see what popped up?
Doesn't it work faster, the faster you click it?
Marlin
10-19-2011, 10:10 PM
Alex... What is clicking things really fast for $500.00 ?
venuspop
10-19-2011, 10:14 PM
Who is Alex? Aren't we talking about zibber?
Sprelious
10-19-2011, 10:36 PM
Who is Zibber? Aren't we talking about Alex?
venuspop
10-19-2011, 10:37 PM
Alex Who?
Fyrnae
10-20-2011, 08:58 AM
Smartalex?
WoodsWoman
10-20-2011, 09:08 AM
Is he active on this forum?
gracious
10-20-2011, 09:15 AM
Perhaps he was banned?
Fyrnae
10-20-2011, 09:19 AM
What was he banned for? Terrible puns?
Artio
10-20-2011, 09:20 AM
If I love terrible puns, do I have a vote against banning him?
Fyrnae
10-20-2011, 09:24 AM
Do you think this is a democracy?
pottersjar
10-20-2011, 09:27 AM
What makes up a "democracy"?
gracious
10-20-2011, 09:28 AM
Do I look like I would vote in opposition to Artio?
Fyrnae
10-20-2011, 09:30 AM
Isn't it too late in any case since you already banned Smartalex?
Sprelious
10-20-2011, 10:15 AM
Is it ever too late?
Gerard91
10-20-2011, 10:19 AM
Should we discuss philosophical questions now? How to live?
Sprelious
10-20-2011, 10:20 AM
Why?
Mikko
10-20-2011, 10:22 AM
Isn't it obvious?
Sprelious
10-20-2011, 10:23 AM
Isn't what obvious?
Mikko
10-20-2011, 10:27 AM
What isn't?
Gerard91
10-20-2011, 10:28 AM
That Mikko has 666 posts now?
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pottersjar
10-20-2011, 10:30 AM
Is he a beast?
Mikko
10-20-2011, 10:32 AM
Are you the prey?
Gerard91
10-20-2011, 11:07 AM
Should I pray to Lord already?
Mikko
10-20-2011, 11:09 AM
The Sith Lord?
Gerard91
10-20-2011, 11:10 AM
Or the landlord?
pottersjar
10-20-2011, 11:38 AM
Or the LORD of lords?
Gerard91
10-20-2011, 11:39 AM
Which one then?
Comen
10-20-2011, 11:48 AM
Is any of them worthy?
Mikko
10-20-2011, 11:49 AM
How much are they worth?
Gerard91
10-20-2011, 11:50 AM
So we have two questions now, right? How to live? Are lords worth praying for?
Sprelious
10-20-2011, 12:34 PM
Don't we have thousands if questions?
IronSulfide
10-20-2011, 01:38 PM
Shouldn't you speak for yourself?
pottersjar
10-20-2011, 01:50 PM
What do you have against ventriloquists?
gracious
10-20-2011, 02:12 PM
Could he prefer mimes?
Gerard91
10-20-2011, 02:13 PM
Don't you think it's a deviation that your belly speaks for itself? Isn't this a natural rule that belly is a slave to brain?
pottersjar
10-20-2011, 02:16 PM
How many questions do you think you get?
Gerard91
10-20-2011, 02:18 PM
As many as I can imagine? It's very easy for INFJs to make questions, isn't it?
pottersjar
10-20-2011, 02:22 PM
Not as easy as it is for them to add a question mark or the phrase "isn't it" to convert a statement into a supposed question, right?
Gerard91
10-20-2011, 02:28 PM
So you think that it wasn't a question since quotation mark isn't enough? This makes our opinions different, doesn't it? Isn't the world beautiful with people living just their own ways, for their own goals? And what's more, that these goals are not equal?
IronSulfide
10-20-2011, 03:57 PM
What was the question again?
pottersjar
10-20-2011, 04:00 PM
Have you noticed how touchy those Fs can be in the INFJ universe?
WoodsWoman
10-20-2011, 04:44 PM
But only there, right?
IronSulfide
10-20-2011, 04:45 PM
Here, there, and everywhere?
WoodsWoman
10-20-2011, 04:48 PM
Is it bad or just different?
venuspop
10-20-2011, 07:44 PM
Do I have to answer that question?
WoodsWoman
10-21-2011, 07:51 AM
How could I make you?
pottersjar
10-21-2011, 07:54 AM
Couldn't you just try and coerce him with guilt feelings?
WoodsWoman
10-21-2011, 07:56 AM
Would coercion work on an ISTJ?
pottersjar
10-21-2011, 07:58 AM
Wouldn't it be more likely to work on an ISTJ than an INTJ?
WoodsWoman
10-21-2011, 08:02 AM
Would you be a good candidate?
pottersjar
10-21-2011, 08:05 AM
Is it easier to move Mt. Rushmore or coerce an INTJ?
gracious
10-21-2011, 09:47 AM
Are you interested in buying one of these condos I have for sale?
Gerard91
10-21-2011, 11:16 AM
You want me to move to US? I live in Europe, right?
pottersjar
10-21-2011, 12:36 PM
What's so hard about the one-post one-question paradigm?
Gerard91
10-21-2011, 01:11 PM
Can you tell me?
Sprelious
10-21-2011, 07:30 PM
Can we get back to the condos?
Sprelious
10-21-2011, 10:04 PM
Should we ask Gracious?
Sprelious
10-21-2011, 10:22 PM
Do you think they'll last built on the sand?
Does it matter if they do?
pottersjar
10-21-2011, 10:25 PM
Are you being too literal about a beach condo?
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