Respond only with questions.

[gracious]

Perhaps some B-list celebrities, retired athletes or ex-military?

[Sprelious]

How about retired circus clowns and reformed hookers

[gracious]

: )

Should there be a recruitment office set up outside the Betty Ford clinic?

[SouloftheLaurel]

Why would you set it up there?

[ness2361]

Hardly necessary to recruit brain-washed Medical Model groupies with killer insurance to check into spa for supposed 'addictions' is it?

[UnrulyR3d]

Are you all still looking for senators or Betty Ford clients?

[venuspop]

Aren't they looking for circus clowns?

[ness2361]

Can't circus clowns, pink elephants and flying pigs be found at the BF clinic?

[UnrulyR3d]

What about the senators?

[Gromit]

Are the Senators there under assumed names?

[venuspop]

I wouldn't know, would I?

[Sprelious]

What about the hookers?

[venuspop]

Why are hookers called hookers, by the way?

[Munglik]

What else should they be called?

[venuspop]

Any suggestion?

[UnrulyR3d]

Wait. Don't they already have tons of others names? Are you both trying to reinventthe wheel?

[venuspop]

Are you trying to change the subject?

[Zethariel]

Do you think it's relevant?

[venuspop]

Why are you looking so mournful?

[Zethariel]

Do I have to have a reason? Why are you so nosy?

[Sprelious]

Why so defensive? Tia only a game don't cha know?

[Zethariel]

Why would you think I'm defensive? What gave me away?

[Sprelious]

Was it the football uniform?

[Zethariel]

But wasn't the clown hat more obvious?

[Sprelious]

Are you running for office?

[Zethariel]

How can I run on a wheelchair?

[Sprelious]

Are you wheeling for office?

[Zethariel]

Are you making stuff up now?

[Sprelious]

Don't I always?

[Zethariel]

Do you really have to answer each question with a question?

[Sprelious]

Don't you think that would be the best way to avoid censure?

[Zethariel]

Who does the censure anyway?

[Sprelious]

Isn't that the omnipresent admins

[Zethariel]

So you really believe they exist?

[Sprelious]

Do we not see the evidence of their existence in the restrictions and suspensions?

[Zethariel]

Don't you think they are just a symbol that someone wrote down ages ago and now people just follow it as a local religion?

[Reddkatz]

So the admins are considered deities now?

[Gromit]

Do only the Admins who alter the text of previous posts qualify as deities?

[Synapse]

Hail?

[Sprelious]

Should we rewrite the Rosary?

[gracious]

Ring around the rosary?

[TheLastDragon]

What is it about this game that appeals so highly to the handful of us who play regularly?

[Munglik]

Its stupidity?

[Sprelious]

Could it be the fun?

[Negativezero]

Why would you say that?

[GenessorDios]

Perhaps he has question Tourette's?

[Negativezero]

Do you know how bad it is for him?

[gracious]

Are you a qualified diagnostician?

[Reddkatz]

Does he have credentials for it?

[GenessorDios]

Does it matter, really?

[venuspop]

Anyone questioning my credentials?

[GenessorDios]

Who? Is it the police? Are your credentials a murder suspect again?

[venuspop]

Shouldn't you be afraid? Very afraid? Like muahahahaha afraid?

[ness2361]

Who's Afraid of Virginia's wolf?

[venuspop]

Is she the writer?

[GenessorDios]

If she is, then who's the wronger?

[venuspop]

Aren't you always the wronger?

[GenessorDios]

Is that what your scarf tells you at night?

[venuspop]

May I congratulate you for figuring that out?

[Sprelious]

Did someone just learn something here?

[venuspop]

Where in the world is UnrulyRed?

[GenessorDios]

I don't know, perhaps we should check with UnrulyR2D2?

[TheLastDragon]

Is it really wise to consult a robot?

[GenessorDios]

Yeah, they can be quite fickle, can't they? I mean, what do you mean? Aren't they the most reliable?

[Sprelious]

Aren't they though?

[GenessorDios]

Yes and WHO DARES SAY OTHERWISE?!

*bzzt*
2 + 2 = 5
2 + 2 = 5
2 + 2 = 5
2 + 2 = 5
2 + 2 = 5

[Sprelious]

Could someone slap him Please?

[Synapse]

Aren't you capable enough?

[GenessorDios]

*bzzt*

As I was saying, who are you to claim the Miocene Epoch is disproved by the bible?

[Synapse]

Who are you to preach?

[Sprelious]

Don't we all preach?

[GenessorDios]

Yes, but don't you think it's preferable to orrange sometimes?

[Reddkatz]

Don't you mean orange? or arrange?

[TheLastDragon]

GD, have you been abusing electricity again?

[Sprelious]

Is that not to act like an orangutan?

[Reddkatz]

How did you get orangutan?

[Sprelious]

Do I get a prize?

[Reddkatz]

A Cracker Jack prize or something more substantial?

[Sprelious]

How about a banana split?

[gracious]

Are we coming up with prizes an orangutan would like? Should we just hurl feces at one another?

[Reddkatz]

Why would you do that??? :yuck:

[TheLastDragon]

Why does anyone do anything? What is it all for? Is this life just a strange illusion?

[Reddkatz]

Are we questioning the meaning of life again?

[Sprelious]

Why not?

[Reddkatz]

So are you a zombie yet?

[gracious]

What are the symptoms? If I am always looking for brains around my office then is that a sign?

[ness2361]

If you can't find your left eyeball and it's hanging from the socket is that THE sign?

[gracious]

Is there a zombie doctor in the house?

[Sprelious]

Do I need a doctor.

[gracious]

Depends... Is Woody Harrelson in the house with that kid who played Zuckerberg?

[Sprelious]

Woody? Where? Do you think I can get his autograph?

[gracious]

Can I ask him after we're finished bashing zombies?
Or should I have Simon Pegg throw LP's at them?

[Sprelious]

Can I try some LP throwing?

[ness2361]

Won't others of your generation (cough cough) help you throw 45s, LPs, cassette tapes and that mood ring you keep swearing you'll get rid of but never do?

[Synapse]

What is the point in having them beyond nostalgia?

[venuspop]

What is the point of anything anyway?

[Reddkatz]

Is the point a very sharp point?

[venuspop]

Or is it a point of no return?

[UnrulyR3d]

Did someone change their avy? Looks like a re-size.

[TheLastDragon]

Was it you that said, "How long, how long, how long to the point of know return?"

[nelsonm360]

what if it was her, whats it to you?

[TheLastDragon]

Wouldn't that be between the two of us? Who asked you to butt in? ;p

[Negativezero]

Is it in poor taste to pick up chicks at a funeral?

[Munglik]

The dead or the living ones?

[Synapse]

Zombies?

[Sprelious]

Are you guys talking about me again?

[GenessorDios]

Why, were you sneezing?

[Sprelious]

Aren't I the zombie here?

[TheLastDragon]

Wouldn't that sneeze only be applicable if he was Japanese? Wouldn't his ears burn if he is part of Western civilization?

[Sprelious]

Are we talking zombies, corpses, or sneezes?

[TheLastDragon]

I'd rather talk zombies, wouldn't you?

[gracious]

How can I possibly choose just one?

[Sprelious]

No one can eat just one, can they?

[gracious]

So consuming brains leads to eating disorders? Have you ever seen a zombie purge?

[Sprelious]

If I haven't seen it does that mean it didn't happen?

[gracious]

If two zombies mate then is the offspring also a zombie? Or do they bite it and it becomes a zombie?

[Sprelious]

If I've never seen it how would I know?

[gracious]

Can you not formulate a hypothesis using your INTJ logic?

[Sprelious]

Perhaps I could formulate an opinion using my INTJ logic?

[GenessorDios]

So you're admitting that you're a failure then?

[gracious]

Because he misspelled onion?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't that a crime punishable by death by fryelator?

[Sprelious]

Did you not know, death by fryelator is outlawed in my state

[gracious]

Can I make a nice tempura using a fryelator?

[Reddkatz]

Is Sperlious still a zombie? *hide*

[Sprelious]

What if he is?

[MasterM1nd]

What if you are? What if I'm? Brainzzz?

[Sprelious]

Could you be a Mastermind?

[ness2361]

Could you be a dominatrix?

[Sprelious]

Could you be a client?

[MasterM1nd]

What is it that you would like to have, client?

[Sprelious]

Are you female?

[MasterM1nd]

... why do I think that I don't want to know why you asked that?

[Negativezero]

what gave you the impress he'd think that?

[MasterM1nd]

logic maybe?

[ness2361]

Are you an ENFP in disguise?

[Sprelious]

Is there an ENFP in here?

[DeepThought]

If so, should we run away or get out the pitchforks?

[Sprelious]

Why would we run away?

[DeepThought]

Don't you know what they try to do to us INTJs? *shudders*

[Sprelious]

Couldn't we just use the pitchforks?

[ness2361]

Aren't I married to an ENFP who makes me shudder because he can be such a devil?

[venuspop]

Are all ENFP devilish?

[zef]

Are all generalizations discriminatory?

[venuspop]

Should the generalizations be specific?

[ness2361]

Have you ever swum in the Specific Ocean?

[reiven]

why is the specific ocean so murky?

[MasterM1nd]

What are you going to do about it?

[venuspop]

What can you do about an ocean this murky?

[Sprelious]

Couldn't demurkify it?

[venuspop]

Wouldn't that be costly?

[Sprelious]

Is monet really an issue for us?

[venuspop]

Are you volunteering to foot the bill?

[Sprelious]

Couldn't I just print up some money?

[MasterM1nd]

Don't you think you will get punished for doing so?

[venuspop]

Says who?

[nelsonm360]

who gets to decide weather he gets punished for this or not?

[MasterM1nd]

The (rich) people who don't want to lose control over the poor?

[venuspop]

They're awful bad, don't you agree?

[MasterM1nd]

Isn't good and bad, right and wrong just a matter of perspective?

[Wry Satyr]

Who is worthy of judging another's morality?

[MasterM1nd]

Isn't judging part of every group whether they are worthy or not?

[Wry Satyr]

Aren't morality laws created to pander to right-wing bible thumpers?

[MasterM1nd]

Aren't all morals made to make life for certain people easier?

[Sprelious]

Don't you think it's a bad idea to get me started?

[GenessorDios]

*removes Sprelious' spark plug*

Are you welcome?

[gracious]

Does that plug fit in your Yaris?

[GenessorDios]

Why don't you stick it right in and find out?

[gracious]

You really think I would put my hand in there?

[Alober]

Why wouldn't you?

[gracious]

Would you like to go first?

[Bobsama]

What? Who? Who's first?

[Sprelious]

Maybe you could just give it back to me?

[ness2361]

If I give you.... oh, well, my husband is on this Board, so hum, if I give you a nickel Indian head and expect you to give it back, what does that make me?

[Sprelious]

Isn't that one a little too easy?

[ness2361]

Didn't Brain Police say I was a scatter-brain?

[Sprelious]

Isn't he the pot?

[ness2361]

Aren't you Captain Obvious which makes me, well, as long as I'm not Tenille, may you call me just about anything in jest?

[TheLastDragon]

Isn't "Hold On, I'm Comin'" by Sam & Dave an awesomely soulful song? Shouldn't you go and listen to it right now!? (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[venuspop]

Is that such a good idea?

[Sprelious]

Is what a good idea?

[TheLastDragon]

What exactly is a good idea?

[Sprelious]

Is trolling a good idea?

[GenessorDios]

What's wrong with trolling? If this guy (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) can do it, why can't we?

[Sprelious]

Does not the rule say trolling is legal?

[GenessorDios]

Don't you know I eat rules for breakfast?

[Sprelious]

Shouldn't you read them instead?

[ness2361]

Did Catman Blue create Elvis' suede shoes?

[Wry Satyr]

Isn't everyone better off knowing that Elvis is a dead hypocrite?

[Sprelious]

Does it really matter?

[datagirl]

That Elvis is dead or that he was a hypocrite?

[Sprelious]

Shouldn't it be both?

[ness2361]

If Elvis wed and bred with Vampira what color would their first child's hair be?

[venuspop]

Which Elvis?

[ness2361]

Don't both Elvis' have dyed black hair, the dead and alive one?

[Sprelious]

Ello. What did that hair cost?

[Negativezero]

Why am I able to tolerate this game, yet the misunderstanding game completely irritates me?

[Alober]

Perhaps it's the same reason I only play a handful of games as well?

[TheLastDragon]

Couldn't a psychologist help you two with that?

[gracious]

What if we are a little suspicious of psychologists? Could we consult some other professional? A plumber maybe?

[TheLastDragon]

Are you suggesting you need your pipes cleaned?

[gracious]

Don't you think I get tired of doing it myself all the time?

[TheLastDragon]

Don't you know I'm open to working out an arrangement? ;p

[Sprelious]

Should I leave you two alone?

[gracious]

Shouldn't you wait until I have evaluated TLD's tool belt?

[ness2361]

Did someone say something about a plumber, a psychologist, and a tool belt: all I wanna know is Who's driving?

[gracious]

Do we know how to throw a party around here or what? Cosplay extravaganza anyone?

[Sprelious]

Did I miss the party again?

[ness2361]

Goofball, we can't have the party without you: Damn, man, THINK about it! I mean, think about it?:lovestruck:

[Thakur]

Has it really been 2 years sense I have been on this?

[ness2361]

Well, shit, Dude, you start the party?!?

[Thakur]

There is a party? Is it a pants party?

[ness2361]

No, it's an underpants party. Is strip poker one of the games we'll be playing?

[Thakur]

Would it be ok if I go first?

[GenessorDios]

Don't you always go first anyway?

[Sprelious]

Is there a first in Strip Poker? Am I palying it worng?

[Thakur]

In other words, Can I be dealer?

[Sprelious]

Do you want to cut for it?

[ness2361]

^^ Are the cards marked, and if so, in whose favor?

---------- Post added 08-22-2011 at 06:14 PM ----------

^ Let him answer my question before we get sucked into something shady? (says the Shady Lady)

[Thakur]

Would it bother you if they were?

[ness2361]

Would you believe me if I said No, keeping in mind that some women mean YES!, and the answer is therefore still No?

I confess--should go to that Thread to do this--but I think I just confused myself, again.

[Sprelious]

But, are the cards marked?

[gracious]

Sorry - did the kid say he was cut?

[Reddkatz]

Why am I so tired?

[Sprelious]

Is that the comeback kid?

[ness2361]

^^ It's Monday?

[Sprelious]

Is it Monday?

[ness2361]

Do I have Random Alz-Laughing-Heimer syndrome, or put another way, how the f--k should I know?

[Reddkatz]

Does it feel like a Monday?

[ness2361]

Shouldn't we ask Tuesday?

really bad, I know, I know...

[Sprelious]

Should weld the answer to our brain?

[ness2361]

Weld it to BrainPolice's forehead?

[AkaruiRain]

Wouldn't welding be painful?

[Thakur]

Is their something wrong with a little pain?

[venuspop]

You get pleasure out of pain?

[AkaruiRain]

You just had to bring up pleasure, didn't you?

[venuspop]

What else could I possibly bring up?

[UnrulyR3d]

Are you asking me? How would I know?

[venuspop]

You don't know? Have you googled?

[UnrulyR3d]

Does wiki count?

[Wry Satyr]

Wasn't that the name of a lame movie?

[venuspop]

What's the name of that dame in the lame movie?

[Bobsama]

Does Source Code have anything to do with an actual source code?

[Alober]

Did you really think it might?

[TheLastDragon]

If it was an open source movie, what would you change?

[gracious]

Could I narrate?

[Sprelious]

Do you sound like James Earl Jones?

[gracious]

Would you believe it if I have been told I sound like Holly Hunter? (true actually)

[Sprelious]

I love Holly Hunter. Does this mean you can narrate?

[gracious]

Who wouldn't want the voice of Elasti-girl as their narrator?