Respond only with questions.

[GrnEyz]

don't they sell more down at the corner gas station...?

rei can you make a beer run while i entertain the guests..?

[reiven]

what's fair about that? :irked:

why don't I make the beer run and you entertain the womenz?

no wait......

[Winter Sun]

If an orgy took place in the woods, and no one was there to film it, did anyone make a sound?

[Artio]

Why don't I wobble to the gas station while you guys take this outside?

*hic?*

[GenessorDios]

*ahem*

Did no one notice the fully-stocked cooler in the back, that I spent three hours and seven hundred dollars to ensure arrived ice-cold and on time for this gig?

Why don't nobody appreciate me, maw? Why is they one grape full?

[GrnEyz]

here's a 20... why don't you run along now and get a 12 pack... and take your time...?

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[reiven]

*runs yellow marker across bill*

wait a frickin minute... did you make this yourself?

[Gerard91]

Why do I have always the story that when I respond to a post I suddenly find out it wasn't the last thread page??? :stare:

[GrnEyz]

Why don't I wobble to the gas station while you guys take this outside?

*hic?*

why don't you show me more of those wobbles while rei is runnin to the store..? :devilish:

[reiven]

yeah, artio?

[Artio]

why don't you show me more of those wobbles while rei is runnin to the store..? :devilish:

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why don't you bend over?

[GrnEyz]

Why don't I bend over and show you a wiggle wobble?

where have you been all my life...?

[GenessorDios]

Did you steal that from Obi-Wan?

[GrnEyz]

are we having fun yet..?

[Artio]

Did I just wiggle wobble my innards on your shoes, GrnEyz? Oh noes - was I too drunk to even apologize?

Is there more beer in Reiven's car..? :wideeyed:

[GrnEyz]

Eh... not to worry... shoes are expendable... where's that beer...???

[GenessorDios]

You don't remember drinking it all?

Silly GrnEyz, don't you remember the party ended three weeks ago?

[GrnEyz]

*rubs eyz*

damn... doesn't it seem like yesterday...?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't amnesia fun?

Do I know you?

[GrnEyz]

where are my pantz..?

[Calica]

*wakes up in a comfy chair*
*sees drunk people, light sabers, empty beer cans, GD frozen in the big cooler*

What the heck happened here?! Hello?

*sees camera is still running*...:mellow:
*snatches video tape*

umm...well that was...fun?

[Cooper]

Who killed this thread?

[venuspop]

Would you believe me if I say it wasn't me?

[Gerard91]

So you were partying right?

[reiven]

who has the video?

[Fyrnae]

Wouldn't that be Cooper?

[GrnEyz]

could you delete that part where i fall down the stairs...?

[Gerard91]

Can I see the video?

[Cerulean]

The one of me and your mother?

[Gerard91]

What are you suggesting?

[Cooper]

Paducah?

[Fyrnae]

What's that?

[GrnEyz]

isn't it a small town lost somewhere in kentucky..?

[Fyrnae]

Have you ever been lost in Kentucky?

[Cerulean]

Dude what does mine say?

[Synapse]

What does anyone's say?

[venuspop]

Say, what are you saying?

[Gerard91]

Who are you? Where am I? What's going on?

[Fyrnae]

Don't you know?

[Gerard91]

Can you tell me what's a Paducah?

[Fyrnae]

If I could, don't you think I'd have done so already?

Did you folks know that photobucket is working again for me? Do you know what that means?

Would anyone like some breakfast?

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[reiven]

om nom nom nom
*looks up*

.......nom?

[Gerard91]

Is there anything left for me?

[reiven]

are you asking if you can wash the dishes?

who knew you were so conscientious?

[Cooper]

Dishes need washed?

[reiven]

have you ever known them to do themselves?

isn't that^ known as auto-erotica?

[venuspop]

Dishes are erotic? ~~~ :faint:

[John01]

Does that surprise you?

[Gerard91]

What exactly makes you sexually excited when watching dishes? :speechless:

[reiven]

do i really need to explain the auto-erotic reference following a 'do themselves' comment?

are we to pretend that no one else 'does themselves' here?
isn't that one of the benefits of being an introvert?

[Fyrnae]

perhaps some people enjoy playing dumb?

[venuspop]

who?

[reiven]

so you think it's an act?

[venuspop]

doing the dishes is an act?

a labour of love?

an obsession?

[reiven]

is it wrong to like the feeling of palmolive on my skin?
would ya believe i'm soaking in it now?

[venuspop]

Palmolive?

Is that why you're all skin and bones?

and would you remove that cap so I can see your hair?

[reiven]

*removes a fist full of chest hair*
will this do?

[venuspop]

are those made of recycled plastic?

[reiven]

would i be more appealing if i admitted it's virgin vinyl?

[Gerard91]

Wouldn't the vinyl look more appealing instead of you?

[Cooper]

Where is everyone?

[reiven]

helloooooo?

[datagirl]

sticky keys turned on?

[reiven]

did you know most over the counter pancake syrups are not keyboard friendly?

[John01]

What gave you a hankering for dipped keyboard?

[venuspop]

does a cat find dipped keyboard delectable?

[reiven]

does a dog find syrup-dipped cats delectable?

*fixed* :)

and can't we be sure they do?

[venuspop]

and shall we be sure they do?

*fixed* :)

Am I smelling a devious plan just around the corner?

[Fyrnae]

Do I need to secure my kittens?

[datagirl]

What about these kittens? Are they secure?
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[reiven]

should i amaze everyone, and not make kitten stew?

[venuspop]

Why don't you make mosquito stew?

[datagirl]

Do you have itty, bitty bowls?

[reiven]

or a yellow polka dot bikini?

[Fyrnae]

Will you wear it for the first time today?

[reiven]

;D

where have all the good songs gone?

[Fyrnae]

Don't you hear them playing in the elevator?

[reiven]

when we enjoy elevator music, does that denote our age?

[venuspop]

how old does this make you?

[reiven]

does that make a difference to you?

[datagirl]

isn't age relative?

[Gerard91]

Isn't the world being one big relativity?

[venuspop]

did Gates say that?

[Gerard91]

how do you like my tarot card of the week?
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(from lotus tarot site)

[Fyrnae]

Are you about to travel to some better place?

[venuspop]

.. with six swords to kill some sea monsters?

[Gerard91]

Are there six swords just in case you loose your one five times?

Is this card suggesting future happiness or am I just over-critical with opinion the image doesn't represent it's meaning?

[Fyrnae]

Do you know the tarot?

[Gerard91]

Have you met Tarot personally?

[venuspop]

do you want me to interpret the card for you?

I may charge a fee, an arm and a leg and maybe more so what say you?

[Fyrnae]

Haven't I already done that for free?

[Gerard91]

What about one or all vital organs?

[Fyrnae]

Will you donate them now, or after your untimely death?

[Gerard91]

Do you think I could live with only brain working? Wouldn't that require some food serum from time to time?

[Fyrnae]

Don't you know the evil plans (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) that venuspop has?

[Gerard91]

Do you think that locking doors and windows would make me safe enough?

[Fyrnae]

Wouldn't it be best simply not to answer the door to suspicious strangers?

[Onigumo13]

And , what if it is your mother or father ?

[Artio]

Isn't that even better reason not to open the door?

[venuspop]

who will open the door to me? ~~~ *sharpens knife* ~~~

[Gerard91]

Should I escape by jumping from a window on the other side of the house?

[venuspop]

And what if I'm waiting right outside that window? ~~~ *sharpens second knife*

[Gerard91]

How good are dogs in using a knife?

[venuspop]

Good point ~~~ What if I'm a transformer dog?

[Fyrnae]

Are you saying you're a weredog?

[reiven]

Good point ~~~ What if I'm a transgendered dog?

they can do that? :stunned:

[venuspop]

So I'm cornered... :) ~~~ Can we change the subject?

[Cooper]

Transgender dog?

[venuspop]

who? You?

[Cooper]

Didn't you say you were?

[venuspop]

What's that you're holding in your left hand?

[Cooper]

My stick? Didn't anyone tell you it's for animal control?

[venuspop]

You handled animals at a circus?

[Cooper]

Don't you remember the tricks you did?

[venuspop]

Is that the one where I flicked someone off a certain hill ~~~ all by myself?

[Fyrnae]

Don't you know I have video footage?

[GenessorDios]

Why don't you get with the times and switch to video handage?

[reiven]

why is it so easy to believe the words video and handage go together for you?

[Fyrnae]

Aren't you the expert on that subject?

[reiven]

have you ever heard the expression
it takes one to be one (?)

wait, is that the way it goes......?

[Fyrnae]

Isn't the expression 'it takes one to know one?'

[venuspop]

So you two are soul mates?

[Fyrnae]

Where did you get that ludicrous idea?

[venuspop]

why did you change your avatar? (Prefers the previous one)

[MortalWombat]

Why didn't you?

[Fyrnae]

Can't I change my avatar as it amuses me to do so?

[MortalWombat]

Does it really?

[Fyrnae]

Does what really?

[venuspop]

Does it really amuse you to change your avatar every now and then?

How do I remember you if you keep changing?

[MortalWombat]

Why so I keep getting snaked?

[venuspop]

why are you this close to that cat thingy?

[MortalWombat]

Why not?

[venuspop]

won't it make mincemeat out of you?

[MortalWombat]

What if I do so to him first?

[venuspop]

isn't he a little too large for you to handle?

[Fyrnae]

Am I really that hard to remember since almost all of my avatars are of the 'Deer Woman' theme?

[MortalWombat]

Does bigger necessarily equate to stronger or smarter?

[venuspop]

Am I really that hard to remember since almost all of my avatars are of the 'Deer Woman' theme?

What's the story behind the Deer Avatar theme?

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Does bigger necessarily equate to stronger or smarter?

Good Point. Does this mean I'm stronger and smarter than you?

[MortalWombat]

How would one test that assessment?

[venuspop]

is there a comprehensive test we can all take?

[MortalWombat]

Do you really think a test could accurately measure the content of one's worth?

[venuspop]

can you think of anything better?

[GenessorDios]

How about a toenail fungus banana split?

[MortalWombat]

Does that just sound lovely?

[Fyrnae]

Would you understand if I told you it was a matter of totemic discovery?

[venuspop]

does that have anything to do with totem poles?

[MortalWombat]

What doesn't, in some round about way?

[Fyrnae]

exacty how 'round about' are we talking?

[GenessorDios]

I told someone I could reach around about two, why does that make me gay?

[Fyrnae]

if it did, would you be that bothered?

[Gerard91]

Isn't that someones feeling not the outer pressure that makes him/her possibly gay?

[venuspop]

who's gay?

[Gerard91]

Is that a quote from scary movie?

[Fyrnae]

Does anyone really care if someone is gay or not?

[Gerard91]

More or less than Paraguay minority?

[GenessorDios]

Why can't I go to Dise when I die? Why do I have to be stuck with all those cripples?

[MortalWombat]

Why not go to the beach?

[Gerard91]

What about mountains?

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[MortalWombat]

Doesn't that place look so peaceful?

[Fyrnae]

Doesn't it also look rather cold?

[GenessorDios]

Wow, what a coincidence there's an uncannily-similar rock formation growing downwards into the lake; isn't nature just full of surprises?

[Fyrnae]

Are you 6?

[GenessorDios]

Does that symbol mean An Elder God?

[MortalWombat]

Would it be yes or a no, if it did?

[Fyrnae]

Why would I divulge such a thing if it were so?

[GenessorDios]

Is it really you not wishing to divulge said information, or are those tentacles giving your brain strict orders?

[Gerard91]

What tentacles?

[GenessorDios]

When you feel good, are endolphins released in your body?

[GrnEyz]

Is that what caused you to have three rows of teeth...?

[GenessorDios]

What? Who told you I'm the prince of dentistry? Why can't some people keep secrets?

[venuspop]

With three rows of teeth, does it mean you talk three times as much as anyone?

[GenessorDios]

.
.
.?

[venuspop]

With three rows of teeth, does it mean you talk three times as fast as anyone, in fact so fast that I only get to see the dots at the end?

[Gerard91]

Is it more or less than the standard of talking for dogs?

[venuspop]

Can a fish bark?

[GenessorDios]

What key would you prefer?

*brandishes whip and glares menacingly at clownfish*

[reiven]

can you do something in a minor key...Dm perhaps?

[GenessorDios]

Why don't I give it a go?

*whuppah*

Could this be any harder?

[reiven]

no mining tools?
not even the helmet with the little light on the front?

[Gerard91]

What about a flashlight?

[reiven]

what would you do with it?

[Gerard91]

Turn it ON?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't it not battery-operated? Also, how would it help?

....

Oh wait, flashlight?

[Gerard91]

Where are the batteries?

[venuspop]

flash-light?

[Gerard91]

Yes, what about it?

[venuspop]

do you have any blubber at all?

[GenessorDios]

Didn't Nuk-fluk-chuck-buck take all of it?

[reiven]

nfcb?
is that a secret code or some-such?

national federation of cobbled bots?

[Gerard91]

bots? do you think about this one?

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[GenessorDios]

Why does she love to cause so much pain?

[reiven]

is it because you paid extra?

[GenessorDios]

If I don't, won't the extra sue me?

[reiven]

you still have legal aid on retainer right?
after that thing with.... well, you know?

[GenessorDios]

No, I have never sexually assaulted a well; what must I do to quash that rumor?!

[Gerard91]

Maybe you should participate in action of destroying wells in Africa?

[GrnEyz]

what were the last words bin laden spoke..?

honey, could you get the door..?

[reiven]

did you hear that bin laden was met at the pearly gates by madison, jefferson, patric henry and many of their brethren?

bin ladin asked, "72 Virginians??????"

[GrnEyz]

Did I hear you say we're having 40 Navy Seals for dinner...?

[GenessorDios]

Are those the laser-mounted ones? Or is that exclusive to dolphins?

[venuspop]

Are we excluding the dolphins from the laser?

[reiven]

is that your whiskers showing?

[GenessorDios]

Are you referring to face whiskers or butt whiskers or egg whiskers?

[reiven]

aren't egg whiskers just the bestest?

[GenessorDios]

Doesn't the hairy omelet deappetize you?

[reiven]

if you end up with pubes in your teeth, does it really matter where they come from?

[venuspop]

dogs have pubes?

[GenessorDios]

Where else would they go to have a beere?

[reiven]

should dogs have to wait till they are 3 to have beere?

[venuspop]

wouldn't you call that canine discrimination?

[GenessorDios]

Why would you pick such an unusual name for your pet?

[venuspop]

Can you propose a usual name for my pet?

[reiven]

phideaux?

[venuspop]

Hmmm ~~~ Is that usual enough?

[GenessorDios]

Oi?

[venuspop]

Would you answer to Oi?

[Gerard91]

Do I need to answer "Oi" even if it's not rhetorical question?

[GrnEyz]

does a bobcat defecate near a forest stream...?

[Cooper]

Wouldn't that be a "no"?

[Gerard91]

Do we have to hear stories about this?

[venuspop]

Do you have any blubber?

[GenessorDios]

Yes, plenty, but do you have to be so mean about it?

:(

[venuspop]

So you're blubber operated instead of battery?

[BellaBianca]

You really do like to rub it in, do you?

[GenessorDios]

With what kind of oil?

[GrnEyz]

whale oil..?

[GenessorDios]

Whale oil bee among key sunk hole?

[GrnEyz]

Whale oil bee among key sunk hole?

bee among whale oil sunk key hole...?

[reiven]

^^ the resemblance is uncanny, isn't it?

[venuspop]

are you griping about my blubber again?

[GenessorDios]

Is that what flubber is made of? Flying blubber?

[venuspop]

shhh.... are you trying to wake up the neighbours?

[reiven]

are you talking to GDs nephew?

[venuspop]

Nephews?

Aren't those his toes I'm talking to?

[GenessorDios]

What, these?

*hurriedly jams bloody toes onto foot cup*

Why of course they're mine, why do you ask?

[venuspop]

You chewed on them again, didn't you?

[GenessorDios]

How could I not when someone spread blubber all over them?

[Gerard91]

What about blubber on fire?

[datagirl]

Doesn't blubber only ignite when methane is present?

[GenessorDios]

So you need to carry a fire extinguisher when eating a burrito?

[reiven]

isn't a burrito the pack animal that you ride into the grand canyon?

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wouldn't you then have to walk back out?

[datagirl]

walk backwards? out of the grand canyon?

[discontinuous]

How far can I ride a fainting goat before becoming overwhelmed by its failure?

[venuspop]

Goats have blubber too?

[Gerard91]

what about deers?

[venuspop]

What happened to the poor fish?

It was the blubber, wasn't it?

[Gerard91]

Isn't cake better than blubber? And yes the cake is a lie, it's only an image, don't try to eat your computer screen.

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[venuspop]

Does the strawberries represent your age?

[reiven]

^^ aren't they equally nutritious?

[venuspop]

Have you eaten one before?