Respond only with questions.

[GrnEyz]

why don't we just do it the old fashioned way..?

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[EmmaKynikos]

when's the AA meeting?

[GrnEyz]

Do you have a card..?

[EmmaKynikos]

you don't know that i do?

[GrnEyz]

didn't I see you in the circle..?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you hear me testify?

[GrnEyz]

wasn't it something you made up while hallucinating..?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you slip me acid again?

[GrnEyz]

don't you perform better when under the influence..?

[EmmaKynikos]

if you keep drugging me, how would i know?

[GrnEyz]

won't there be some sort of physical evidence..?

[EmmaKynikos]

are you taping me too?

[GrnEyz]

haven't you seen them on my automated website..?

[EmmaKynikos]

is that why i keep getting those royalty checks?

[GrnEyz]

pretty sweet huh..?

[EmmaKynikos]

you mean i don't have to work 9-5 anymore?

[GrnEyz]

correct... wait till the next time... how many trips can you take in one day..?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't it best not to fry my brains and enjoy my royalties?

[GrnEyz]

why not both..? aren't memories overrated..?

[EmmaKynikos]

are the good ones worth repeating?

[GrnEyz]

do you have the resources..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if that's a work in progress?

[GrnEyz]

what other assets do you have...?

[EmmaKynikos]

what would you call a blind trust?

[GrnEyz]

would that be stepping into a pool of water with a blindfold on...?

---or---

would that be a pile of cash beyond your wildest dreams...?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i didn't want to wait another 20 yrs to have get my wildest dream?

[GrnEyz]

Can't you ask alice..? (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[EmmaKynikos]

what are those white streaks i keep seeing?

[GrnEyz]

aren't those meteorites disinegrating in the atmosphere..?

[EmmaKynikos]

whoa, dude, why are they talking to me?

[GrnEyz]

do they tire of being silent..?

[EmmaKynikos]

why did the one meteorite just bitch slap the moon?

[GrnEyz]

the moon has no manners..?

gotta krash... can you continue your quest in my absence..?

[EmmaKynikos]

how about we pick it up some other time?

[Anreader]

What time would that be?

[Cooper]

Time? What is time?

[NoGrayArea01]

What isn't time?

[GenessorDios]

What if it was left-aligned?

Anyone been snaked by 37 posts before?

[reiven]

*raises hand*

don't ya hate when you skip multiple pages?

[GenessorDios]

Well it was only one page; doesn't anyone else here use the 100 posts per page option?

Long pages for the win, who's with me? Giant Bomb fans?

[reiven]

i know who you are now... there is the black spy and the white spy from Mad Magazine; weren't you the gray spy?

[MassHysteria]

Wasn't she a tad more voluptuous?

[GenessorDios]

Should I change my theme song to Another One Bites The Dust in honor of all my wasted references?

[MassHysteria]

Isn't that a more fitting song for you than you think?

[GenessorDios]

Are you referring to my proclivity for dust consumption?

[MassHysteria]

Hm, that reminds me... what's for breakfast?

[GenessorDios]

How do you feel about bunnies?

[reiven]

the ones with big, pointy teeth?

[GenessorDios]

Again? Why can't we have the normal ones for once?

Do we always have to satisfy your fetishes?

[GrnEyz]

would that not be better than satisfying your unusual fetishes..?

[GenessorDios]

Am I seriously getting chastised by a man who built a wankhole into his own hand?

[MassHysteria]

Well isn't that a clever idea?

[GenessorDios]

Can't you tell I'm just jealous?

[MassHysteria]

Can't you find a discreet welder to do the same for you?

[GenessorDios]

How much you wanna bet I can chop my finger off with a rusty toothpick?

[MassHysteria]

That would be a neat trick, wouldn't it? Especially considering wood doesn't traditionally rust, does it?

[GenessorDios]

You silly girl, since when aren't toothpicks not made of rusted rubber?

[GrnEyz]

Have you been taking your medication..?

[datagirl]

are you missing some pills?

[GrnEyz]

I'm not... are you..?

[NoGrayArea01]

Were those yours?

[EmmaKynikos]

aren't they mine?

[NoGrayArea01]

How could they be?

[datagirl]

my pills have funny pictures on top - would you like one?

[EmmaKynikos]

can i? can i? pretty please?

[GenessorDios]

What happens to ugly pleases?

[datagirl]

oops, I left the ecsta-skittles in the car. would you like a breath mint, instead?

[venuspop]

Doesn't this sound like a statement followed by a question?

[datagirl]

are you a mod?

[GenessorDios]

Why? Are you a bus?

[GrnEyz]

Are you a machine (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)..?

[MortalWombat]

Isn't that obvious?

[GrnEyz]

could there have been a touch of sarcasm..?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't sarcasm the lowest form of wit?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't that reserved for slap stick..?

[reiven]

isn't well placed sarcasm delicious?

[datagirl]

can I have a taste?

[reiven]

well, ill placed sarcasm is worse than saying nothing, isn't it?

[Cooper]

Did you kill this thread again, Skinman?

[GenessorDios]

How's everyone doing today? :)

[Cooper]

Isn't it night?

[irini]

Is it really matter if it is night or day ? Dawn or sunset?

[Artio]

Why don't you come over here and experience the darkness?

[irini]

Why don't you come over here and experience some light?

[Artio]

What if I'm just waiting patiently for our midsummer?

[GenessorDios]

When will that be?

[GrnEyz]

following early summer..?

[Synapse]

What if I am living in winter currently?

Are you all in the southern hemisphere?

[GrnEyz]

Did I miss something or wasn't she waiting for summer..?

[GenessorDios]

Who is?

[RedHead8808]

what kind of question is that?!?

[GenessorDios]

Is there something wrong with it?

[MassHysteria]

Anyone for tennis?

[GrnEyz]

I actually played indoors today... mixed doubles some time...?

[MassHysteria]

You know, I haven't played since high school, but for some reason it sounded like fun today, eh?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't it always more fun when you win..?

[MassHysteria]

Doesn't that depend on the prize? And isn't there a valuable lesson in losing from time to time?

[GrnEyz]

doesn't the loser buy the beer..?

[MassHysteria]

Is that such a poor deal? Don't you still drink it? :p

[GrnEyz]

Doesn't one work up a major thirst while scurrying around the court..?

[icemann]

will we ever understand the duality of Mankind?

[GenessorDios]

What do you mean?

[EmmaKynikos]

what do i mean?

[reiven]

is the mean really more important than the average? what about the median?

[GenessorDios]

How could you discount the mode? You wouldn't want to make the Phrygians pay less, would you?

[NoGrayArea01]

What if I do?

[GenessorDios]

Won't you go bankrupt?

[MortalWombat]

Would he really?

[GrnEyz]

couldn't he get a title loan against his harmonica..?

[MortalWombat]

does he often play harmonica?

[GrnEyz]

he thinks he's neil young (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) ... didn't you know he tries to play the guitar and harmonica simultaneously..?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't that kind of a misnomer now that so many years have passed?

[MassHysteria]

Are you suggesting Gary Oldman spent the first ~50 years of his life lying to the world?

[GenessorDios]

Wasn't he born that way?

[Synapse]

Who wasn't born that way?

[GenessorDios]

You weren't born as a mess of threads?

[EmmaKynikos]

do you mean like the forum?

[GenessorDios]

Shall we pour rum and ignore 'em so we don't bore 'em in this forum?

[GrnEyz]

Why don't you pour and I'll consume..?

[Atmey]

Can you loan me some money so I can buy some?

[GenessorDios]

Nah, you don't seem like the trustworthy sort; how about I loan you a stick of gum instead?

[Vogue]

What flavor of gum?

[reiven]

what to my wondering eyes should appear?

[MortalWombat]

a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer?

[Fyrnae]

How is everyone's eve so far?

[Synapse]

Is yours going as planned -- currently? :evil:

[El Cas]

Can I wish everyone a Merry Christmas yet?

[datagirl]

or Happy Hanukkah?

[Fyrnae]

Who will sacrifice a bull to Mithras?

[venuspop]

Will a cow do?

[MortalWombat]

Not my cow, right? :(

[Fyrnae]

I smashed a pottery one instead; do you think it will pass muster?

[reiven]

i close my eyes for one minute, and the next thing i know it's chrimmus day... is that how it works?

[GenessorDios]

Yes I do believe that is how marijuana works, but shouldn't you know this by now?

[Fyrnae]

Isn't that how Santa's reindeer actually fly?

[WoodsWoman]

What? Isn't that common knowledge?

[zef]

Common Knowledge? Isn't the fact that The World Trade Center buildings were brought down by Dick Cheney common knowledge?

[Synapse]

Isn't a belief in conspiracy theories a sign of lower-than-average intelligence?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't the sign 'i'm with stupid' more telling?

[Artio]

Who's with you? Can I guess?

[GrnEyz]

You're not with her..?

[EmmaKynikos]

sure, why not?

[GrnEyz]

Doesn't it make a lot of sense...?

[EmmaKynikos]

do you think she knows it's her?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't that obvious..?

[EmmaKynikos]

do you think i should employ more stealth the next time?

[Artio]

Still talking about me? :wideeyed:

[GrnEyz]

Apparently a slight increase would be appropriate... no..?

[EmmaKynikos]

and perhaps another distraction?

[GrnEyz]

Aren't distractions always a good tactical move..?

[EmmaKynikos]

have you been reading sun tzu?

[GrnEyz]

no... but didn't you know I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night..?

[EmmaKynikos]

you think that's going to work on me?

[GrnEyz]

would you prefer the Hilton..?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't w more my speed?

[GrnEyz]

how bout a weekend in the carribean... all inclusive..?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you know i start a new job in a couple of days?

[GrnEyz]

How can you go to the carribean if you're working..?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't that an interesting problem to have?

[GrnEyz]

wouldn't it be wise to consider postponing your start date..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i already committed to the start date?

[GrnEyz]

Wouldn't another time work..?

[EmmaKynikos]

wouldn't that be best?

[GrnEyz]

when do you anticipate your first vacation opportunity..?

[Little T]

How about you take me to the carribean while you're waiting for her to take vacation?

[EmmaKynikos]

aren't the next long weekends mlk and then president's day?

[GrnEyz]

which of you has a valid passport..?

[EmmaKynikos]

am i that easy to replace?

[Little T]

Would two passports be a good answer?

[GrnEyz]

How could I verify that..?

[Little T]

Could you verify it when you saw me laying on the beach in the carribean?

[GrnEyz]

Have to make a run to the store... can we pick this up later..>?

[Little T]

Can we?

[Cooper]

Why not?

[MortalWombat]

Who knows?

[Little T]

Who cares?

[EmmaKynikos]

how was the carribean?

[reiven]

isn't the carribean the perfect place to dive?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you dive there?

[GrnEyz]

who cares about diving..?

aren't there better things to do..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what do you have in mind?

[Cooper]

What makes you think he has a mind?

[EmmaKynikos]

who have i been writing to all this time, then?

[GrnEyz]

what's better than a swim up pool bar...?

[EmmaKynikos]

doing it twice?

[GrnEyz]

doing what twice..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what would you like to do twice?

[GrnEyz]

do I have to select one particular thing..?

[EmmaKynikos]

are you a sampler?

[GrnEyz]

are you a buffet..?

[EmmaKynikos]

where would you begin?

[GrnEyz]

what would you recommend..?

[EmmaKynikos]

do you always go with the recommendation?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't that advisable..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what about unraveling a mystery?

[Fyrnae]

Are there any clues or evidence?

[GrnEyz]

perhaps an inspection would be in order..?

[Fyrnae]

Don't you think you would be the ideal candidate for this task?

[EmmaKynikos]

are you volunteering?

[GrnEyz]

who would be better qualified..?

[EmmaKynikos]

you're not stepping up?

[GrnEyz]

how many steps does it take..?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't a slow climb the most rewarding?

[GrnEyz]

why do I have to do the climbing..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what do you prefer?

[GrnEyz]

Depends... what is the anticipated duration of the climb..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what's your endurance level?

[GrnEyz]

Is the climb figurative or literal..?

[EmmaKynikos]

is there a difference to a poet?

[GrnEyz]

Figuratively, wouldn't it be measured in tolerance as opposed to endurance..?

[EmmaKynikos]

are you saying i'm annoying?

[GrnEyz]

why would I say something like that..?

[EmmaKynikos]

didn't you mention tolerance?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't tolerance and anticipation in the same ball park..?

[EmmaKynikos]

how do i concede a point in question form?

[GrnEyz]

would you like to get a bit more comfortable..?

[EmmaKynikos]

how do you know i'm not already?

[GrnEyz]

wouldn't that be a logical escalation..?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't getting warmer, too?

[GrnEyz]

what do you intend to do about that..?

[EmmaKynikos]

depends... is this a solo effort or do i get an assist?

[GrnEyz]

Considering the distance what else can be done..?

[EmmaKynikos]

can't you get a flight up?

[GrnEyz]

I'm turning in... can't I have a raincheck...?

[EmmaKynikos]

tomorrow's another day, isn't it?

[venuspop]

what about today?

[Synapse]

What about tomorrow?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't tomorrow new year's eve?

[MortalWombat]

doesn't it depend on your calendar?

[EmmaKynikos]

why would it?

[MortalWombat]

I dunno, maybe because the start of a new year is dependent upon which calendar you follow?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't chinese new year, jewish new year all celebrated in the gregorian year?

[MortalWombat]

I can't really verify that, seeing as I'm neither Jewish or Chinese, you know?

[zef]

How am I supposed to know that you aren't Jewish or Chinese?

[MortalWombat]

Because I just told you?

[GrnEyz]

Do Anglo Saxons have a calendar..?

[EmmaKynikos]

how else would you know it's new years eve?

[GrnEyz]

What about the fireworks..?

[EmmaKynikos]

are you setting any off this year?

[GrnEyz]

Think it would be ok to discharge a high powered rifle..?

[EmmaKynikos]

do you have a target in mind?

[GrnEyz]

wouldn't that be a good time to do it..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if you missed your target?

[GrnEyz]

chamber another round..?

don't you know my .270 is accurate to 300 yards..?

[EmmaKynikos]

would you believe i know nothing of guns?

[GrnEyz]

would you believe I know very little about mascara...?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't the difference that i would be interested in learning more about a long, hard weapon?

[GrnEyz]

wouldn't that be a bit dangerous..?

[EmmaKynikos]

do you think i should be a wallflower?

[GrnEyz]

what fun would that be..?