Answer with a Movie Quote

[CatalystAK]

Ok, so I kinda just thought this up on a whim. Basically, the poster above you asks a question and you answer with a movie quote. Then, you ask a question for the next person to answer with another quote. In addition to the quote, say which movie its from.

I'll ask the first question.

How was your day today?

[daydreamer]

they made me do a drug test. - suzanne vale, postcards from the edge

do you consider yourself funny?

[CatalystAK]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?-Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

What is your favorite thing to do for fun?

[Nikita]

"I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in! ha ha ha" - Jack Torrance, The Shining


What's your plan for the day?

[limbo]

An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with V.X. poisoned gas.
-Lieutenant Shepard, The Rock


What's the best place to take a holiday?

[hubcap]

We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz.

Who's the fairest of them all?

[limbo]

I've heard rumors of your beauty. For once the gossips were right. -King Priam to Helen, Troy


What's the best way to decide an argument?

[hubcap]

Let's flip a coin. - Harvey Dent in "The Dark Knight"

Who is the best of the best?

[Nikita]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone With the Wind


How do you skin a monkey?

[aok]

"There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion." - 12 Monkeys

What is school training for?

[themuzicman]

"Take the red pill, and you'll see how far the rabbit hole goes..." (The Matrix)

What's love got to do with it?

[Autoptic]

"Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate." The Devil's Advocate

What's for diner?

[themuzicman]

"My cousin Bali will treat us well. Malt beer. Meat falling right off the bone." (Fellowship of the Ring.)

What is your favorite color?

[Samoan Corleone]

"I love goooolllld!" - Austin Powers: Goldmember

What reason do you have to be anxious?

[Nikita]

"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" (South Park Movie)


How do you determine who is right and who is wrong?

[Samoan Corleone]

"When I wake up, if the money's on the table, I'll know I have a parner. If it isn't, I'll know I don't." - The Godfather, Part II

What makes for a good night out?

[Nikita]

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - The Silence of the Lambs


What is the good of man?

[Samoan Corleone]

"Eating, drinking, forking, sorking." - Scarface

How is one to overcome adversity?

[Kisai]

“I've learned that to overcome life's obstacles you need faith, hope and, above all, a sense of humor" -Ghost World

What is best in life?

(There's only one movie's answer for this)

[Autoptic]

"...mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky. I love that." Princess Bride

Whatcha got here, that's worth living for?

If Pratchett's books were movies...

[Nikita]

"Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved." - Jules, Pulp Fiction


Who is God?

[Samoan Corleone]

"I AM THE LAW!" - Judge Dread

Where's the nearest exit?

[Nameless]

"East, towards Madison." (Jennifer's Body - not much to work with here!)

What is the meaning of life?

[Nikita]

"Sempre Viva! Live Forever!" (Death Becomes Her)


Why were skittles invented?

[hubcap]

As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza. - DieHard 2

How do I get there from here?

[Nikita]

"Uh, begin, commence, start moving..." (Rat Race)


Who are you deep down?

[Samoan Corleone]

"I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito." - Rush Hour

What advice would you give to your children?

[hubcap]

"Live long and prosper" - Star Trek

Where can I get a mongoose?

[Nikita]

"There's an old song that says: One white foot buy 'em, two white feet try 'em, three white feet be on the sly, four white feet pass 'em by." (True Grit)


Why do you want that rat bastard?

[hubcap]

Remain calm, all is well. - Animal House

How far are you willing to go?

[Nikita]

"If you died right now, I would throw myself under one of my Dad's cement trucks so I could be poured into your tomb." (Election)


Why is he worth it?

[Samoan Corleone]

"Because you're a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!" - Full Metal Jacket

What's one thing you wouldn't do for what you want?

[Nikita]

"I get claustrophobic suckin' strange dick" (Freeway)


What is the moral of the story?

[Samoan Corleone]

"If I can change, and you can change, EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE!" - Rocky IV

What's taking so long?

[Nikita]

"Without warning, I will attack you. In this way, I will keep you vigilant and alert." (The Pink Panther)


When will be the end of days?

[Samoan Corleone]

"Someday, and that day may never come..." - The Godfather

What shocks you?

[hubcap]

I don’t know, I mostly just hurt people.” - Alien Resurrection

What can we do ?

[Nikita]

"Lift her up and just kind of pull her over your way there. She ain't gonna bite you. She's deader than a goddamn doornail. Get a-hold of her and pick her up." (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)


Why will pigs eventually fly?

[hubcap]

The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves. - Terminator 2 Judgement Day

Is there anything to eat around here?

[Nikita]

"these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" (Snakes on a Plane)


Who is the law in these parts?

[hubcap]

Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy? - Tombstone

What are you doing?

[Nikita]

"Off to find the mythical clitoris!" (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)


What happens after sunset?

[hubcap]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. -- Blade Runner

What's going to happen tomorrow?

[MagicLoro]

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
- FRENCH SOLDIER (John Cleese) in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

What does your best friend look like?

[hubcap]

He looks like a dead fish - Sandlot

What's the girl next door look like?

[Samoan Corleone]

"She got a... :wideeyed: GRRREEEAT AAASSSSS, and you've got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!" - Heat

What do you look for in a friend?

[Nikita]

"Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, "You're crooked. You've always been crooked and you'll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!" said the straight tree. He said, "I'm tall and I'm straight." And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, "Cut all the straight trees." And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange." (Wristcutters: A Love Story)


How do you know when you've made an enemy?

[hubcap]

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women. - Conan the Barbarian

Who is the greatest?

[Nikita]

"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.... Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...." (Jurassic Park)


Why should you drink water?

[hubcap]

Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Water sucks. - Waterboy

What's going to happen tomorrow?

[Nemesis]

What's going to happen tomorrow?

John Connor: By the time Skynet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms; everywhere. It was software; in cyberspace. There was no system core; it could not be shutdown. The attack began at 6:18 PM, just as he said it would. Judgment Day, the day the human race was almost destroyed by the weapons they'd built to protect themselves. I should have realized it was never our destiny to stop Judgment Day, it was merely to survive it, together. The Terminator knew; he tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know; all I know is what the Terminator taught me; never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun.

-Terminator 3


What the hell is your problem?

[hubcap]

What? Do you know who I am? - Casablanca

Who are you?

[Nikita]

"I'm a mentor. I'm not a hustler. I'm a conduit, I'm a circuit. Listen... Listen to me very carefully. My whole mission on this planet right now in relation to you is to introduce you to yourself. You know that. You're a deeply sexual human being. You have major erotic power. The easiest thing, and the most selfish, would be to convince you to lend yourself to one person, even if that one person was myself. That would be suffocating to you, and ignoble of me. That's what a hustler would do, and I refuse to hustle. I'm looking to lead you down the path of Ovid and Sappho, D.H. Lawrence, Edna Saint Vincent Millay, to say nothing of the whole hip-hop revolution. It's the path of the Bible: "Seek and you shall find. Know thyself". You're so ready right now to open yourself to discover your capacity for multiple men; multiple in the sense of at least a few. Maybe not at the same time, but sequentially. And - I know I'm getting ahead of myself here and you might not want to hear this because you're at least a year away from being there - but at some point you gonna be ready to explore women. And enjoy them. They already desire you all the time; you're just oblivious to it." (When Will I Be Loved - a spectacularly dreadful movie, but I like that quote)


What's next on the agenda?

[hubcap]

Nuclear combat. Toe to toe with the Rooskies - Dr. Strangelove

Who wants to know?

[Nikita]

"It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff." (Home Alone)


Why are you doing this?

[Samoan Corleone]

"No reason. I just like doing things like that." - The Warriors

What have you done to benefit yourself over someone else lately?

[Nikita]

"I told her to keep her hands off my genitals." (EuroTrip)


What happened to the Twin Towers?

[Bankrobber]

"Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem."
- Narrator, Fight Club.

What is it like to be in love?

[Samoan Corleone]

"Well, it's really quite simple, kinda like, 'Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight...'" - Anchorman

What's happening in your neck of the woods?

[Nikita]

"Day one thousand and one. We came in close contact with a hive today. Blood tests confirm that I remain immune to both the airborne and contact strains. Canines remain immune to airborne strain only. The vaccine trials continue. I'm still unable to transfer my immunity to infected hosts. The Krippen Virus is... elegant. Just fishin' in the dark, son." (I Am Legend)


What is your definition of morality?

[Nemesis]

"Stupid is as stupid does, sir." - Forest Gump.

Can you dance?

[Bankrobber]

"Me, dance? Hey, I think I wanna have a heart attack." - Frank Lopez, Scarface,

What do you do for a living?

[Samoan Corleone]

"I'm a gangster!" - Get Rich or Die Trying, the greatest film of all time

What's your MO?

[Night Runner]

"I don't know what to say. " (Hot Fuzz)

How do you like your coffee?

[Samoan Corleone]

"Lots of cream, lots of sugar." - Pulp Fiction

What's something someone else does better than you?

[Nikita]

"I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture." (Sling Blade)


What's the weather like outside?

[Samoan Corleone]

"It will be summer all year round." - Napoleon Dynamite

What's your ideal world?

[Nikita]

"We've got our own genny, enough tea and biscuits to sink a ship. We'll be fine! As long as the loo doesn't back up again." (The Day After Tomorrow)


What did he just ask you?

[Samoan Corleone]

"Stone? George Stone? That's your name? What's your real name?" - The Untouchables

What demands are you making?

[hubcap]

You wanna get high man? - Cheech & Chong - Up In Smoke

What's next?

[Samoan Corleone]

"My career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more shit we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?! Is it possible?!" - My Cousin Vinny

What's irritating?

[Nikita]

"We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live." (South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut)


For whom will you die?

[perefalc]

"If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword... " Aragorn, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring


Where do you come from?

[Nikita]

"Could be a monkey or an orangutan." (E.T.)


Where do you want to go?

[Samoan Corleone]

"I'll tell you where I'd go: Zihuatanejo." - The Shawshank Redemption

What are you curious about?

[hubcap]

You still don't understand, Dillon, do you? Whatever it is out there, it killed Hopper, and now it wants us. - Predator

Why?

[Yardy]

Because when you're afraid, that means there's opportunity. - Loverboy

[Nikita]

"I lack the assurance of youth. I question everything." (Elizabeth I)


What happens to the world when man stops thinking?

[ReasoningMind]

"Man cannot survive except through his mind. He comes on earth unarmed. His brain is his only weapon."- The Fountainhead

What are the things you can't live without?

[Samoan Corleone]

"Schlitz. No Schlitz? Blatz. No Blatz? Improvise." - Scent of a Woman

What are some things you could do without?

[hubcap]

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn, the clean, cool chill of the holiday air . . . an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer - Clark Griswold in "Christmas Vacation"

What do you enjoy doing most?

[ReasoningMind]

"The game is tailored specifically to each participant. Think of it as a great vacation, except you don't go to it, it comes to you. " - The Game

What is your favorite food?

[Samoan Corleone]

"Lamb chops, extra rare!" - The Silence of the Lambs.

What are you going to do just before you go to sleep?

[Paradigm]

"I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife." - Hannibal Lecter, 'Hannibal (2001)'


Do you believe in world peace?

[Samoan Corleone]

"Ah... hard to imagine." - Forrest Gump

Why will next year suck?

[Paradigm]

"His mind has been corrupted by colors, sounds, and shapes!" - Edward Tattsyrup, 'The League of Gentlemen'

Why is someone trying to tell Jack that he's a dull boy, just because he puts effort into his work?

[Nikita]

"I'll admit it's unfair and sexist, but FRANKLY, ANYTHING that gets him out of the house at night is fine with me." (The Stepford Wives, 1975)


Why must you be such a killjoy?

[Paradigm]

"My insides are all wrong." - Tubbs Tattsyrup, 'The League of Gentlemen'

What really happened in 1936?

[Nikita]

"I was forced to deliver the news to a scared child who wanted nothing more than to play with other children. I had to tell this little boy that He was God's only Son, and that it meant a life of persecution and eventual crucifixion at the hands of the very people He came to enlighten and redeem. He begged me to take it back, as if I could. He begged me to make it all not true." (Dogma)


How do totalitarian regimes claim power?

[Paradigm]

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns. - Fabrizio (Angelo Infanti) in 'The Godfather'

What can we expect from our world leaders?

[hubcap]

A certain amount of corruption is inevitable. - Last Man Standing

What's the weather like?

[El Cas]

The weather out there is hot and sh***y, with continued hot and sh***y in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy weather. A pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Airman Adrian Cronauer (Good Morning Vietnam)
Can you tell me the time, please?

[hubcap]

You're gonna have to figure that out for yourself. - Forrest Gump

Who do you think you are?

[Paradigm]

You want answers? - Colonel Jessep (Jack Nicholson) 'A Few Good Men'

Who do you want to be?

[Samoan Corleone]

"Could you make me a woman?" - Mrs. Doubtfire

How will you endure punishment?

[Synchronicity]

"I don't know how long I can stand up under torture." - Col. Jack Ripper, Dr. Strangelove

What is the greatest danger facing the world today?

[Paradigm]

"I have feared that my sins would return to visit me, and the cost would be more than I could bear." - Mel Gibson playing Benjamin Martin, The Patriot (2000).


What invention will benefit man-kind the most?

[Johan]

"A liposuction clinic." [Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in Fight Club (1999)]

What's the meaning of life?

[Synchronicity]

The meaning of life? Really? You KNOW there's only one answer I can give...

"42" - Deep Thought, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Where do babies come from?

[Paradigm]

"If you piss in your pants, you only stay warm for so long." Robert Duvall playing Burt Gidisinsky 'We Own The Night'

What is the universe?

[Samoan Corleone]

"They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh, got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing." - The Lion King

Why are you lucky?

[Within]

"The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am. Unfortunately the lucky never realizes they are lucky until it's too late." - The Rabbi (Lucky Number Slevin)

Are you familiar with the schmoo?

[Johan]

"No... I'm in touch with humanity." (Patrick Bateman; American Psycho)

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

[Samoan Corleone]

"To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything. As far as Jimmy was concerned with Tommy being made, it was like we were all being made. We would now have one of our own as a member. " - Goodfellas

What will change about you before next week?