The chupacabra game!

[Night Runner]

Inspired by this thread (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) (tip of the hat to Mogura :toff:) and this post (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) (another tip of the hat to Aaron Sheffield :toff:).

The rules are simple: find a quote and substitute the word woman, women, female, girl, lady, et cetera with chupacabra! :sombrero:

Here are some examples - courtesy of Friedrich Nietzsche, re-mixed by Aaron Sheffield:

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants chupacabra, as the most dangerous toy.

Ah, chupacabras. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Ready, set, go!

[Seriously]

Chupacabras, you can't live with em, you can't live without em. :p

[Mader]

Chupacabras, you can't live with em, you can't shoot em. :)

[Night Runner]

“Between men and chupacabras there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.” (Oscar Wilde)

[paleoeco]

Life's a chupacabra...and then you marry one.

[Cthulhu]

"Frailty, thy name is Chupacabra." - Shakespeare

"The more underdeveloped the county, the more overdeveloped the Chupacabra." - John Kenneth Galbraith

[Nemesis]

Hell hath no fury like a chupacabra scorned.

[paleoeco]

A chupacabra needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

[Moriarty]

Wherez all the white chupacabras at??

[Aronnax]

Behind every great man is an even greater chupacabra.

[BostonIan]

A chupacabra begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

[Night Runner]

If chupacabras didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis

[azelismia]

A man can be happy with any Chupacrabra as long as he does not love her. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)
Oscar Wilde

[rara avis]

Whatever chupacabras do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton

[Nikita]

"To chupacabras, wild and free, may they be the last thing tamed by man." (it's from Designing Women, lol)

[pure potential]

"To chupacabras, wild and free, may they be the last thing tamed by man."

Cheers to that! ;)

"A chupacabra should soften but not weaken a man." Sigmund Freud

[CatalystAK]

A chupacabra can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon-Arnold Haultain

When a man talks dirty to a chupacabra, it's sexual harassment. When a chupacabra talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute-Unknown

[Night Runner]

Men are from Mars, Chupacabras are from Venus.

[Night Runner]

Ask not what the chupacabra can do for you, but what you can do for the chupacabra. JFK

The rules are simple: find a quote and substitute the word woman, women, female, girl, lady, et cetera with chupacabra!

:rolleyes:

[EL Gato]

Every chupacabras has four pets in her life: A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
- Paris Hilton?

[ClydeB]

I refuse to join any club that would have chupacabra as a member.
Chupacabra Marx

[Shifter]

Get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich, chupacabra!

[Mogura]

I APPROVE of this thread...

"All chupacabras become like their mothers. That is their tragedy." -Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

[nowt]

Oh, boy.

chupacabras - all I really want is chupacabras
And in the morning it's chupacabras
Cause in the evening it's chupacabras

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day
There was this chupacabra around the way
chupacabra liked my home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give chupacabra play
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
chupacabra's pants were tight and that's ok
If chupacabra would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay

I hope chupacabra'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked chupacabra out - chupacabra said, "No way!"
I should have probably guessed chupacabra gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard chupacabra moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen chupacabra just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

chupacabras - to do the dishes
chupacabras - to clean up my room
chupacabras - to do the laundry
chupacabras - and in the bathroom
chupacabras - that's all I really want is chupacabras
Two at a time - I want chupacabras
With new wave hairdos - I want chupacabras
I ought to whip out my - chupacabras, chupacabras,
chupacabras, chupacabras, chupacabras chupacabras!

[Mogura]

Wait! Are song lyrics allowed?

I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And chupacabras they want to have fun
Oh chupacabras just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But chupacabras they want to have fun
Oh chupacabras just want to have -

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Chupacabras - they want to have fun
Oh chupacabras just want to have fun

Some boys take a beautiful chupacabra
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh chupacabras they want to have fun
Oh chupacabras just want to have

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Chupacabras - they want to have fun
Oh chupacabras just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun....

[Shifter]

Baby Chupacabra Got Back

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' chupacabras.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total chupacabratute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a chupacabra walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans chupacabra's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh chupacabra, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average chupacabra
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
chupacabra's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
chupacabra gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your chupacabra got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
chupacabra got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
chupacabra got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my chupacabra like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul chupacabras, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
chupacabra got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, chupacabras! {Yeah!} chupacabras! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
chupacabra got back!

chupacabra got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to chupacabras, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your chupacabra rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a chupacabra, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his chupacabras are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So chupacabra, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
chupacabra got back!

- Poet and scholar; Sir Mix-a-Lot.

[nowt]

If all the chupacabras at the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised.

--Dot Parker

[Shifter]

Treat every chupacabra like a queen and every queen like a chupacabra.
- Leonid S. Sukhorukov



God made chupacabra beautiful. The devil made them clever.

- Leonid S. Sukhorukov



Chupacabra are like elephants. They are interesting to look at, but I wouldn't like to own one.

-W.C. Fields

[Night Runner]

Chupacabras are always beautiful.
-Ville Valo

A chupacabra should soften but not weaken a man.
-Sigmund Freud

[Aronnax]

I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a Chupacabra. -Anaïs Nin

[hubcap]

I want a chupacabra just like the chupacabra that married dear old dad.

[Night Runner]

"You won't regret the men you never killed, but you will regret the chupacabras you passed up."

~Bernard Cornwell

[Night Runner]

Most chupacabras are not so young as they are painted.
~Max Beerbohm

[torotech]

'Chupacabra, James Chupacabra'

'Life was like a box of Chupacabras; you never know what you're gonna get'





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'The fastest way to a chupacabras heart is through his stomach'

[realJim]

I love Mickey Mouse more than any chupacabra I've ever known.
Walt Disney

[Shifter]

Nobody puts chupacabra in a corner.

[Mogura]

"All young chupacabras begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry. They can't." -George Bernard Shaw

"Here's all you have to know about men and chupacabras: chupacabras are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason chupacabras are crazy is that men are stupid." -George Carlin

"Despite my thirty years of research into the chpacabra soul, I have not been able to answer... the great question that has never been answered: what does a chupacabra want?" -Sigmund Freud

"I am a chupacabra above everything else." Jacquelin Kennedy Onassis

[Night Runner]

"With chupacabras the heart argues, not the mind."
~Matthew Arnold

"There is such a thing as the wrong chupacabra. She makes a man a fraction.... But the right chupacabra! She multiplies a man."
~Horace Holley

[hubcap]

The Beach Boys sang: Wish they all could be California chupacabras.

[Night Runner]

As God is my witness, the more I deal with chupacabras, the more I like my cat.
~P.N.Elrod

[Mogura]

"Men and Chupacabras compliment each other with the unique traits each were given.
Chupacabras have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous.
Chupacabras wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend, after a snowy drive home. They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors.
They wear suits, jeans, and uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids into the right schools and to get their family the right health care. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
Chupacabras are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart - they know that knowledge is power, but they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
Chupacabras want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
A chupacabra can make a romantic evening unforgettable. Chupacabras come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in houses, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a chupacabra is what makes the world spin!
Chupacabras do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same for people you come in contact with.
Men.. well, men are good at lifting really heavy shit." -Unknown