Two Words That REALLY Should Not Be Paired

[loosefanbelt]

___ + ___ = something strange...

This is how the N works in my head sometimes...

I will start:

Delicate + Vomit

[nowt]

Optic clitoris.

[loosefanbelt]

^ wow... *cough*

mommy + fist

[nowt]

Prehensile duodenum.

Chocolate glue.

Rubik's lube.

Elegant yell.

Mississippi quiddity.

DIY lobotomy.

Baby steak.

McCulture.

Twitter twat.

[Quite8the8bell]

violent marriage

[angelmarauder]

Angel + Marauder

[nowt]

Pablo [or Salvador] Kinkade.

[loosefanbelt]

sneaky + platypus

[The Maelstrom]

concerned arsonist

[loosefanbelt]

villainous + preschool

[phej]

marxist republican

[loosefanbelt]

puffy + computer

[phej]

honest politician

[The Maelstrom]

infant sky-diving

[loosefanbelt]

swollen + hat

[nowt]

Arbitrary personality.

[Nikita]

delicious pus

[phej]

fermented beef

[nowt]

Maggot pinata.

[loosefanbelt]

sardonic + dentist

[phej]

What's wrong with a sardonic dentist? Last time he did some work in my mouth, he was "claiming" to have a shaky hand...

surprised swat-team

[nowt]

Toast masterpiece.

[loosefanbelt]

luxury + rash

[phej]

idiotic president

[loosefanbelt]

sweaty + chicken

[Nikita]

hairy tongue

[phej]

tired pilot

[Nikita]

limited mind

[nowt]

Standard hypocrisy.

[Kris]

malevolent turtle
faecal filo
heavy balloon
transparent clothes

[SelfMadeBum]

Cheese + cake

[nowt]

Uteral haggis.

[themuzicman]

Wolverine + Buckeye (a useless nut)

military intelligence

[loosefanbelt]

helpful + inmate

[nowt]

Flapjack off.

[loosefanbelt]

jiggly + diaper

[nowt]

Stripper filet.

[loosefanbelt]

gelatinous + farts

[nowt]

Ebay sores.

[loosefanbelt]

feathered + hotdogs

[Stratego]

fragrant mucus

[loosefanbelt]

diarrhea + supreme

[nowt]

Blended kitten.





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Rectal gavel.





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IOU IUD.

[loosefanbelt]

giggly + mortician

[Stratego]

tasty armpit

[nowt]

Homemade dentures.

[Stratego]

sinister cheese





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prickly underwear

[Wapiti]

cactus thong

[Stratego]

lickable corpse

[loosefanbelt]

sausage + cookies

[paleoeco]

anal + leakage

(yay for oleo)

[Stratego]

romantic flatulence

[nowt]

Catholic boil.





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Rabid vagina.

[paleoeco]

religious + terrorist

[nowt]

Tickle brick.





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Velveteen clubfoot.

[SelfMadeBum]

facetious ointment

[nowt]

Probable slaw.





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Promethean retard.

[Wapiti]

Vagina bologna

[SelfMadeBum]

INCESTUOUS LEMONADE

[nowt]

Worthwile powertrip.





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Moby Duck.





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Castrati salami.





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Bedrock kleptomania.

[SelfMadeBum]

gelatinous chicken

[nowt]

Safety fifth.

[Wapiti]

jiffy lube

[nowt]

Tree rape.

[SelfMadeBum]

pepsi colonic





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dust-bunny omelette

[nowt]

Congratulations: Icosuplets.

[SelfMadeBum]

Alligator King (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[nowt]

Spineless anaconda.

[SelfMadeBum]

gangrene enchilada

[loosefanbelt]

oozing + cat

[Wapiti]

fornication gravy

[loosefanbelt]

hamburger + massage

[Wapiti]

beef toothpaste

[Phoenix rising]

Tased testicles, burnt bollocks, penis zip

[Tocsin]

turd burrito

[loosefanbelt]

snot + buckles

[tp6626]

* Friendly Fire

* Good AIDS

* Corrective Rape

???

[phej]

purple pee

[tp6626]

* Good AIDS or Bad AIDS

* Corrective Rape

[loosefanbelt]

ticklish + uvula

[phej]

Good AIDS or Bad AIDS

You mean "Good HIV" or "Bad HIV" The immune system can be undone from many reasons besides HIV. For example, myeloma can lead to functional AIDS and one of the steps of bone marrow transplantation involves the destruction of the native immune system.

[loosefanbelt]

neurotic + huggle

[tp6626]

You mean "Good HIV" or "Bad HIV" The immune system can be undone from many reasons besides HIV. For example, myeloma can lead to functional AIDS and one of the steps of bone marrow transplantation involves the destruction of the native immune system.
Nah, good aids is the one you get from things like blood transfusions, or blood spray in a bank robbery (say), and bad aids is from fudge-nudging.

Speaking of which:

* Fudge nudging

[loosefanbelt]

fresh + neutered

[Phoenix rising]

Parachute + hole

[Quite8the8bell]

punctured baby

[loosefanbelt]

copious + backwash

[tp6626]

face stab

[Phoenix rising]

Tongue + razorblade

[loosefanbelt]

chili + condom

[Phoenix rising]

Acid + eyeball

[loosefanbelt]

odiferous + grandma

[phej]

Unfortunately grandmas can be odiferous.

fecal vomitting, and
bowel obstruction

[Snowdragon]

brillo sweater
barium enema

[Airius]

Creation Science

[Snowdragon]

ADD + OCD.

[loosefanbelt]

mascot + convention

[angelmarauder]

Kobe Bryant

[loosefanbelt]

botulism + hayride

[Kriega von Wulf]

ignorance + pleasant

[loosefanbelt]

garden + gun

[Nikita]

lonely loosefanbelt

[loosefanbelt]

pixie + Nikita

[Nikita]

(lol)


urine bath

[Brion]

Serene Explosive

[Stratego]

scrumptious wart

[rara avis]

team + work

(can't believe no one's said that one yet.)

[loosefanbelt]

luscious + dumpster

[CatalystAK]

Superlative+Disaster

[loosefanbelt]

eye + bugger

[Wapiti]

genital + thumbtack

[themuzicman]

Democrat power

[Wapiti]

flesh + blender

[loosefanbelt]

pool + poop


by merely changing one letter - the world goes amuk!

[Wapiti]

sexy clown

[loosefanbelt]

oozing + spectacle

[Phoenix rising]

Smalltalk + INTJ, sunshine + work, naked + diarrhoea, hunger + peanut, stealth + floorboard,

[Kisai]

moist + grandma

[Phoenix rising]

Micro + penis

[CatalystAK]

Butt + Phone

[Hamburglar]

pussy + puppy (change two letters - the world goes more amuk.)

p.s. pussy as in puss.

[loosefanbelt]

crotch + weasels

[CatalystAK]

Giant + Dwarf

[loosefanbelt]

popsicle + spam

[phej]

honest politician

(Ok, so those *should* be paired together, but I think that I believe that I'll se a unicorn or Santa Claus first...)

[loosefanbelt]

dimple + pimple

again, a one letter change that is soooooo wrong!

[CatalystAK]

Bad + Shrimp

[loosefanbelt]

nuclear + puddle

[Synchronicity]

sandpaper + condom

[loosefanbelt]

cheerful + tumor





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cement + babies





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superpower + cheese

[dragonsscout]

Urethral + hemorrhoids

[phej]

fellatio masticate

[Phoenix rising]

Breast + implants

[CatalystAK]

Burnt + Groin

[Synapse]

bloody lollipop

flexible knife

archaic ladder

malevolent reindeer

[loosefanbelt]

kiss + orangutan

[daydreamer]

insincere + licorice

[Hamburglar]

Canadian + Bacon

[loosefanbelt]

blood + urine

[Phoenix rising]

Forum and off. Phoenix and pissed.

[nowt]

Penis brittle.

Deja vudu.

[loosefanbelt]

crusty + mcnuggets

[nowt]

Sweet spleen.

Spleen soup.

Soup enema.

Enema mine.

Mine camper.

Camper [von] Beethoven.

Beethoven mitt.

Mitten tit.

Tit curd.

Curd syrup.

Syrup ass.

Ass green.

Green teeth.

Teeth hair.

Hair malordor.

Malordor bride.

Bride five.

Five foreskin.

Foreskin flint.

Flint, Michigan.

Michigangrene.

Gangrene eyes.

[Nikita]

holy war

[nowt]

Andy Warholy.

[loosefanbelt]

insipid + puppies

[Solaris]

tasty + liver
pregnant + sane
feelings + never
camel + toe

[loosefanbelt]

gooey + kittens

[Phoenix rising]

Hang + over :disappointed:

[dragonsscout]

Drunk + surgeon (brain surgeon if we want to specific)

[Nikita]

deflowered gamer :evil:

[loosefanbelt]

sleepy + proctologist

[nowt]

Porcupine soap.

[dragonsscout]

Shredded + genitals

[Tocsin]

moral majority

divine right

god says

[loosefanbelt]

authority + Bubba

[SelfMadeBum]

ketchup + potato chips

[phej]

ketchup + potato chips

You don't like fries and ketchup also? :confused:

[SelfMadeBum]

No, that's fine but Brad the Cad (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) insists ketchup chips are good.

Just.. ugh.

[llBradll]

what's not to like

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[Wapiti]

fist + gynecologist

[SelfMadeBum]

what's not to like

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[Wapiti]

potato + rectum

[SelfMadeBum]

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potato + rectumHey... don't knock it till you've tried it...

[loosefanbelt]

HA HEM!
Back on topic...

pickles + teacosy

[jonnyb]

penis & scissor

[aku chi]

macro + chip

salamander + strategy

insidious + happily

[jonnyb]

operation & ooops

[wardo]

efficient bureaucracy
meritocratic union
asian driver (I'm allowed because I am one)
fermenting vagina

[loosefanbelt]

twitching + donuts

[jonnyb]

Necrotic & Hooker

[nowt]

Zero tolerance.

[Zombicide]

Yiffing porn

[Nemesis]

No, that's fine but Brad the Cad (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) insists ketchup chips are good.

Just.. ugh.

Getting off topic for 1 sec. Ketchup flavoured chips are incredible!

Now, for the goods...

Narcoleptic + Surgeon

[Shirley]

Urine Milkshake.

[loosefanbelt]

temptation + marmot

[nowt]

Forest tire.

[Phoenix rising]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis + hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[loosefanbelt]

mongoose + compote

[jonnyb]

Rapist & Santa

[paleoeco]

The + Maelstrom

(I'm so digusted by his having someone else start a thread poll about him just so he can feed his already large ego...I mean, really...what kind of person is that?! /sarcasm)

[loosefanbelt]

bacon + glass

[Archaic Smile]

Since my post was lost in the shutdown....

Plausible deniability

Rectal recital

Twilight Movie

[looloo]

veins + serial killer
ants + ass
pedophile + kindergarden
tongue + rat
christmas + war
sex + theoretical

[Cthulhu]

fun + Idaho

[Phoenix rising]

Shit + sandwich.

[paleoeco]

Shit + sandwich.

This reminds me of something from George Carlin.

Shit + eating

As in: shiteating grin. Carlin did a whole sketch about how the hell that phrase got into the English language.

[loosefanbelt]

toenail + snacks

[Sir H]

Mastectomy + breast feeding

[loosefanbelt]

^ holy cow, man....

cow + kisses

[Phoenix rising]

This reminds me of something from George Carlin.

Shit + eating

As in: shiteating grin. Carlin did a whole sketch about how the hell that phrase got into the English language.

I'm not familiar with him. I know when I was growing up a younger lad was fed a shit sandwich under the illusion that it was sausage... sweetcorn sausage, novel.... mmmmm.
^ holy cow, man....

cow + kisses

Hindu + beef

[angelmarauder]

mouthful + panniculus

[Sir H]

Geology + toilet bowl





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Cucumber + chloroform





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Laxatives + casserole

[jonnyb]

hoof & mouth

[Solaris]

No + coffee.

[Phoenix rising]

Anal + prolapse

[Sir H]

Anal + prolapse

(OH LORD)

Menstrual + soft drink

[jonnyb]

elephant, pornography

[Hamburglar]

flowery + dysentery

[jonnyb]

Razor, wrist

[Sir H]

Razor, wrist

Razor + duodenum

[jonnyb]

Burning, urinating

[Sir H]

Moist + octogenarian

[Phoenix rising]

Alcoholic + surgeon

[daydreamer]

pineapple + express

[jonnyb]

Fake, people

[Phoenix rising]

Midgets + themeparks

[Cthulhu]

laxative + milkshake

[jonnyb]

wasting, alcohol

[Nikita]

acid dildo

[dragonsscout]

fun + herpes

[phej]

fun + herpes

What happens if you study herpes virus's for a living?

[loosefanbelt]

trampoline + pegleg

[Wapiti]

termites + pegleg

Biscuits + bologna

[loosefanbelt]

bologna + appetizer

[Wapiti]

bologna + jello

[Cthulhu]

tongue + pliers

[Smokex]

penis + piercing

[SelfMadeBum]

Anus + IV

[jonnyb]

Fast, Hospital

[dragonsscout]

What happens if you study herpes virus's for a living?

Well, I wouldn't call that 'fun.' Interesting or exciting maybe, but not fun.
:smart:=yes ........ :laugh:=no=;D

cute + zombie

[jonnyb]

masturbation & disposals

[Nikita]

skewered penis

[nowt]

Censorship powertrip.

[Archaic Smile]

clown felon

surprise lobotomy

quadriplegic stripper

[nowt]

Raccoon dishwasher.

[loosefanbelt]

oopsie-daisy + asbestos

[nowt]

Grandmother sybian.

[SeaCzar]

sex + scissors

[jonnyb]

inflatable + girlfriend

[daydreamer]

cupcake reacharound

[Tocsin]

succumb eyeballs ;)
(thanks chef (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.))

[jonnyb]

constipation & shart

[Nemesis]

Fecal leakage

[loosefanbelt]

monotonous + stepdancer

[zibber]

Gooey feces

[Kris]

thorny catheter

[loosefanbelt]

helpful + inmate ツ

[nowt]

Vomit straw.

[loosefanbelt]

kinky + meatloaf

[looloo]

your + mamma

[dragonsscout]

smart + dodo

[jonnyb]

female + Circumcision

[Nikita]

fecal pudding

[delilah]

retinal + labias

[loosefanbelt]

repugnant + tupperware

[jonnyb]

lovable + sociopaths

[loosefanbelt]

forum + offline

(for all of you who suffered so...)

[Wapiti]

toilet + lick

[loosefanbelt]

lick + Oprah