INTJ T-Shirt quips

[jndiii]

The "things an INTJ would never say" has been pretty fun. I realized, however, that the converse (things an INTJ would say) isn't so funny. So, how about T-shirt (or bumper sticker) quips that reflect stereotypical INTJ attitudes?

Here are a couple of ideas to start things off.

I'll try to be nicer, if you'll try to be smarter.


teIam


Feel free to browse and link in existing T-shirt ideas. You never know, some of us might actually want a t-shirt!

[coffeeholic]

I ADORE the first quote.
we should all think of ideas and create a poll to vote
good idea jndiii

[Phoenix rising]

If you can read this you're too close.

[nowt]

Either reverse lettering upon the front: 'back'
or upon the back, in in reverse lettering: 'front'
if not both.

[themuzicman]

^ -> 3c^2 + 4 = b >- sr^4 s -> oo

and how are you?

[paleoeco]

"I snark, therefore I am"

[themuzicman]

WARNING:

I don't care

[coffeeholic]

hmmmm just mind storming.....

"If you have nothing intelligent to say, then say dont say anything at all" VS (If you have nothing nice to say, dont say anything at all)

"Dont even say anything if my expression flusters you"

hmmmm.... i dont know....(keeps thinking)

[nowt]

abolish irony

[jndiii]

Here's one I found online (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[SelfMadeBum]

This look? It's called 'disgust' and it's directed at you.





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Front: What am I thinking?

Back: I'd tell you but you'd never get it.





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Caution: Brute Honesty Approaching

[AaronSheffield]

"I'm not trying to repel you with my personality, that's just a happy coincidence."

[Caillien]

I have one that says <torso> near the neck, then </torso> near the bottom hem.

I also have a custom made that says "Vescere bracis meis", much to the amusement of my Latin professor.

Back in my high school days I had one with tiny little print that read "stop staring at my chest".

[rara avis]

I like this one. Not necessarily particular to INTJs, but:
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[jndiii]

My shirt has words on it.

[nowt]

I count stars--
for a living.

[jndiii]

Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time!

[Llama]

Front: "I'm not flirting with you, I'm just thinking a lot"
Back: "No, really"

[ranwayslo]

take a look at this thread (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

Below are my contributions:


Back of shirt.
Things you should know about me:



While you're down

there reading this



be a dear and



kiss my ass!

I was going to put a slogan here

but then you would want to read it

and talk to me


<---------really wants to talk to you-------->


This :blank: is my happy face!


I once had an awkward moment

and it felt just like this

[nowt]

If I insulted you, would you understand it?

[syndatha]

"Non-relational people have feelings too!"

[nowt]

Intuit how much I care.

[Night Runner]

I'm thinking of getting this T-shirt:
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[jndiii]

I think; therefore, I punctuate.

[callmemigs]

Front: "Nice weather, you ask?"

Back: "Yeah, I hope you get struck by lightning afterwards."

[themuzicman]

I was thinking of a short that just said (both sides) GO AWAY.

But then I thought of all the ESFPs out there wanting to know why...

[Mogura]

Of course, this would be copyright infringement, but still it would be perfect for an INTJ T-Shirt:

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[intellael]

Sarcasm is a language style I've mastered.

[Mogura]

"Ask me how I'm feeling today."

(Other INTJs will get the humor.)

[SelfMadeBum]

^ Imagine the F's that will ask though...

"I provide Sarcasm as a Public Service"

[themuzicman]

If you don't want the answer, don't ask the question.

[AaronSheffield]

Stolen from Happy Bunny, but it fits:

"I'm not mean; you're just a sissy."

[nowt]

"sheep clothing"

[themuzicman]

I have an opinion. You won't like it.

[nowt]

My supercomputer can beat your supercomputer at Go.

[Stratego]

I saw this on a T-shirt once and have always loved it:

Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

[nowt]

Go put a penny on the grill.

[loosefanbelt]

My ENTJ had a shirt made up once:

"FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING PLANET"

It was catchy.

[Llama]

[Placeholder: Catchy Text]

[Hamburglar]

If I don't respond
just stop talking.

[SelfMadeBum]

Say NO to Hugs

[LaoTzu]

Sartre was talking specifically about You.

[SelfMadeBum]

Front: It's not that I don't like you...

Back: It's just that you're not that interesting...

[Caillien]

Sadly, I've had to explain my "To Err is Hunman" shirt more than I've had to explain my random Latin phrases.

[MikeAZ]

back of shirt: wait here I will be right back

[herbicidal]

I see dumb people, they're everywhere and they don't know their dumb.

[Llama]

"Thinking: | | | | | 12%"

[MikeAZ]

let’s play hide and seek, I’m it!

[Llama]

let’s play hide and seek, I’m it!

But INTPs are the perceiving ones

[MikeAZ]

I have this t-shirt (-John) an my friends get the apparent irony.

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[Doppelbock]

"Don't hate the person; hate the IQ."

[Shifter]

I have one that says "Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?"

[nowt]

Heisenbergeron.

[coffeeholic]

yesterday I saw a person with a shirt that said "I see dumb people". It made me think of this thread (vs 'i see dead people')

[SiMey]

I'm never sarcastic.

[Shifter]

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[nowt]

The internet mistyped me as INTJ and now
I've the excuse I need to be a vain, arrogant,
selfish, pretentious, ignorant cunt asshole.

[Indy]

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable we have to alter it every six months."
-Oscar Wilde

[MikeAZ]

I understand why you don’t

[CatalystAK]

Shut up, anything you say will bore me

Of course you don't understand yet, I haven't finished explaining

[nowt]

...

[daydreamer]

once in an airport i saw a fat ugly unshaven slob
wearing a tattered t-shirt that said in big print:
"it only gets better"

[Ham]

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I got this one which is quite good.

[nowt]

If you can read this, you might be human.

[SelfMadeBum]

Poke me and die.

[daydreamer]

i like the one the red-headed fair skin dude on mythbusters wears.
it's black and says, keep out of direct sunlight.

[papkan]

I came across these two today. Thought they were gold.

No I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you.

More open minds, less open mouths.





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I can only please on person per day, today is not your day.

[papkan]

Sometimes, 'the majority' only means all the fools are on the same side.

I stoppeed fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

Warning! If the help desk thinks your question is stupid, we will set you on fire.

[nowt]

Fuck off, you dumb cunt.

[paleoeco]

Don't You Feel Special.
No, I really mean that -
DON'T you feel special.

[nowt]

$25 a word.

[brntout]

Illiterate Nuisance Thinking Preposterousness
Ill Natured Thoughts Jumbled

[nowt]

Per aspera ad astra.

[jndiii]

Yes. Everything is my fault.

BEWARE MY POWER! Mwahahahah!

[Stratego]

Entropy happens.

[nowt]

Yes, I understand.

[Stratego]

Have you ever stopped to question why you must read someone's t-shirt?

[nowt]

[any random assortment of letters]

[Stratego]

I don't give a damn whether or not you give a damn about my not giving a damn.

[True Rune]

"BZZT"

[mrStevens]

I'll have to find it, but my brother once bought me a shirt that said something like, "Unable to continue downloading your line of crap" it had a picture of the Windows error window.

[nowt]

My soul is a grue.

[Roxie]

Now if only you could read my mind.

[nowt]

I may just have a short that does the simple stuff--

Name:
DOB:
Hometown:
Favorite Author/Artist/Musician:
Philosophy:
etc.





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Apatheist.


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[Nikita]

"Honk if you want to replace my rear bumper."

[nowt]

Do Not Disturb: Intuiting.

[jndiii]

I know what you're about to say. I just don't know why you'd bother saying it.

[nowt]

Evolve or Die.

[Night Runner]

tabula rasa

[jndiii]

If you could read my mind, your head would asplode.

[plotthickens]

^ ^ ^
INTJ.

So, no.

[Polar Bear INTJ]

You disgust me.

No really, you can't handle the truth.

That's a shame. [Includes a picture of Jerry Seinfeld]

[zibber]

I'm a snarky INTJ asshole

[MartinH]

Poke me and die.

This sounds like operating instructions.

[Phoenix rising]

INTJ: Being wrong isn't in our type description.

[Doppelbock]

I'm a snarky INTJ asshole
But I repeat myself.

;-)

[plotthickens]

<WARNING>
(general)

[XMark]

Definately isn't a word, you morons

[plotthickens]

I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal.

[jndiii]

Poke me and die.

This sounds like operating instructions.

No wonder ENFPs act so strangely around us ...

[zibber]

Definately isn't a word, you morons

Back:

Defiantly is, but you were looking for definitely.

You morons.


I've actually seen people misspell definitely like that. Isn't nature fascinating?

[jndiii]

Something I heard an INTJ friend of mine, who happens to have a Ph.D. in computer science say, today, w/r to his education:

"I didn't take Basket Weaving or Sanskrit. But if I did, I'd be REALLY GOOD AT IT!"

[Onigumo13]

Front - Anything you can do INTJ can do better .

Back - Intj can screw you over and do everything infinate times better than you :)

[Cooper]

If there is a God He is an INTJ
and you are His Sarcasm

[LadyInHeels]

I'm thinking of getting this T-shirt:
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so hilarious! love it

[Cooper]

Your IQ is showing

[Dolores]

I can read your mind

[Cooper]

Get off my planet, moron

[paleoeco]

Read My Shirt:
I don't care to talk to you.

[Cooper]

Do you REALLY want me to answer that?

[plotthickens]

:stare:

[Cooper]

*sneer*

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[plotthickens]

Yelp! *cower*

[Cooper]

WHAT MAGGOT?

[plotthickens]

I'm sorry, were you talking?

...hm, don't bother continuing then....

[Cooper]

And you are......?

[BobbitSneazer]

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

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You just wasted five seconds of your life reading this t-shirt. Good job.

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I don't suffer from insantiy.

I enjoy every last minute of it!

[Cooper]

Give Peace a Chance...Fuck off and Die Backwards

[sadf]

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[Cooper]

You are my favorite victim

[AnnoyingPony]

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[Dolores]

Handle with care!

[Cooper]

Touching causes Death
(painful death)

[BobbitSneazer]

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

[ErikNikolai]

Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those doing it.

Live for yourself. There's no one else more worth living for. Begging hands and bleeding hearts will only cry out for more.

Misanthropy: The natural allergic reaction had by an intelligent, thinking person when confronted by a world of tribalized, reactionary proto-humans.

[BobbitSneazer]

No, really. That's very interesting. Please go on.

[searcher]

That thing between your ears is there for a reason.

[Belle]

Some good ones...and they've already done the work...time to rest.

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[Peregrine]

I contemplate endlessly, therefore I am.

[blackbelt]

"i'd insult you, but you wouldn't understand it."

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If there is a God He is an INTJ
and you are His Sarcasm

hahahaha:laugh: I am definitely getting a shirt specially made with that on it...

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"Sarcasm; just another service I offer."

[Belle]

I just need to learn humility, then I'll be perfect.

[Minerva]

The onus is on you.

Something my brother (INTJ) always says when talking about being responsible.

[blackbelt]

Sartre was right.
Sarcasm; just another service I offer.
I'm fluent in several languages, including sarcasm.

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and my personal favorite; "I'm not saying we should kill idiots; let's just take the warning labels off everything and let things sort themselves out."