Awsome Alliteration Ambitions!

[themuzicman]

Yes, it's the Alliteration game! Each successive post will use successive letters of the alphabet to create an alliteration!

(We're in the game forum, so the rules can be bent in the name of fun.)


'A'

her Ample Ass had the Ability to asphyxiate any alligator.

[Towiel]

'B'

Birds biting berries back behind the bushes.

[Nikita]

(Does it strike anyone else that the title of the thread is an example of assonance and NOT alliteration?)

C - Cutting the crap can coincidentally confuse common clods.

[ErikNikolai]

Disturbingly, darkly dreaming Dexter dearly does dangerously depraved deeds.

[themuzicman]

(Does it strike anyone else that the title of the thread is an example of assonance and NOT alliteration?)

C - Cutting the crap can coincidentally confuse common clods.

(grammar nazi :) )

Every Eel ended evangelizing by eating entrails

[Stratego]

F**ck the f**king f**kers...

Oh wait...that's neither here nor there, but a little bit of Python brightens an otherwise dull day...

Flaming flamingoes fly further for fun.

[callmemigs]

G

Going to Ghana to Gather a lot of Grass is Gross.

[ranwayslo]

H
Hied off to hide hoping hollering hooligans would run out hot headed hatred.





ranwayslo added to this post, 0 minutes and 40 seconds later...

I

Interesting inventions invited investigations.

[Llama]

Jack jokes jollily while jumping

[Latro]

(Does it strike anyone else that the title of the thread is an example of assonance and NOT alliteration?)
Yes. I was somewhat annoyed by this.

Kings kill Kabbalist kangaroo kaliphs.
(The last word seems a bit off to me, as I thought it was caliph, not kaliph, but this site (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) suggests otherwise.)
(Why a kangaroo would be a Kabbalist kaliph is beyond me. Or for that matter, how a Kabbalist could be a kaliph.)

[Nikita]

Little lymph nodes lying lustrously below living lungs will be lovingly lacerated unless lungs fall limp.

[ranwayslo]

Lonely longing Londoners look lustfully at librarians.

well damn!

Miserably missed maturation of miserable miserly thread...(thanks Nikita...too little sleep lately)

[Nikita]

Nasty nargles nipping noses never need knickerbocker nappies.

[Stratego]

Lonely longing Londoners look lustfully at librarians.

Of course. Librarians are hot. I look to myself as a prime example. *tosses hair*

Oooh, if only an odyssey of Olympian origamic orgasmic oblivion occurred nightly.

[themuzicman]

Perfectly positioned to preview possibly the perfect pickle for picking properly

[Doppelbock]

Qrap, what a quagmire! Qan't figure out enough q-words for this... I quit!

[nettneu]

Qrap, what a quagmire! Qan't figure out enough q-words for this... I quit!

Quirky, querulous queens quite quickly quarry queer, quaint quartz.

(Well, it's more fun than doing "r".)

[Shifter]

Rabid rats in rickety row-boats reluctantly raid the ruinous ruins of the reclusive red rosters. Regrettably, the rosters, resting after a raucousness night of ruphies and rapiers, race to retreat, ruing their repugnant ruler, "Rupert the Rockstar".

[ranwayslo]

Slowly standing, straining slightly Steve stood up off of the stool.

[Shifter]

A trio of tiny tykes; Timothy, Thomas and Tiffany, tactfully tease the troublesome Tinkerbell, taking turns to toss tumbling thimbles towards tanks teeming with tenacious Tibetan tigers.





Shifter added to this post, 14 minutes and 34 seconds later...

Unambiguously ugly unicorns ultimately use unimpressive unionised umpires to unload an upturned Ural.

[TravelnTrain]

Virtuous Virgo virgins voluptuously vamp vapid vixens.

[Hamburglar]

Walter Willingly wiggled without water whenever Winkey wanted.

[nettneu]

Xanthocroid xenophobes X-ray xylogenous xiphosurans.

[TravelnTrain]

Yesterday, YouTube yanked young Yolanda's yelling.

[nettneu]

Zounds! Zany zealous zoophobes zestfully zap zombie zebras.

[themuzicman]

All this Alliteration alters any animation actively!

[Hamburglar]

Brevity begets boobs.

[Shifter]

Callous country cops couldn't catch clumsy criminals carrying confiscated coca-cola cans.

[themuzicman]

Da Dirty Dasterdly Detective Directed Da Dame to Da Downtown Dojo.

[wardo]

Evil eloping entranced elephants eviscerate enlarged edficies

[paleoeco]

Facetious flowergirls fellating fellow followers for fantastic faith festival.

[wardo]

Gregarious gayful gainsayers gallantly gouge grevious grey gibbons

[paleoeco]

Harried whores hastily hump hungry hippo holes hourly, hence Henrietta heartily hated Hortense's humpteenth hole hashing.

[wardo]

Irreverent indonesian iguanas irk irritable ingenious indians imbibing inedible italian ice inside interdimensional imitation igneous infant ibis.

[Samoan Corleone]

Jubilant John Jackson jumped joyously after hearing Joel Jefferson's joke.

[Nikita]

Kissing cousins kindly kill kangaroos, collect Kazakh kites, and consume kippers with DeKuypers.

[themuzicman]

Larry the Lounge Lizard licks up lovely ladies to lay with them loverly

[wardo]

Lo! Livid loggers leading lopsided lifeboat languidly lag lazily leeward.

damn okay two "L's"

Morose meerkats mark millionth moldy macadamia munched miserly

[Samoan Corleone]

Nineteen Nigerian knights needing knives navigated, not knowing ninjas neglected gnomes nearby.

[looloo]

our own old ogre oils oprah over her ovaries

[Nikita]

Perhaps Penelope the prancing penguin poses perfectly on Peter's precipice to politely protest the appalling impropriety of people plummeting prodigiously past ports possessing planks composed of Pine.

[themuzicman]

Quick Quin Queries the Queen regarding the Quirky Quarry

[wardo]

Restless reapers rove restlessly removing rebel remnants reduced to ribbons

[Shifter]

Simon said solitary salamanders should secretly sail sixteen slightly silly ships south, stopping shortly somewhere secure, since summer storms sometimes stop silly ships sailing south. Sadly, salamanders studying sextants suddenly succumbed to scurvy, stymieing Simon's shipping solution.





Shifter added to this post, 13 minutes and 42 seconds later...

To tackle this tremendously titillating thread try thoughtfully thinking while thumbing though the thesaurus. :cheesy:

[wardo]

To tackle this tremendously titillating thread try thoughtfully thinking while thumbing though the thesaurus. :cheesy:

Very profound :loveeyes:

Unclean underwear unwaveringly undulates under unpredictable uneasiness

[themuzicman]

Vices variably vindicate violators of Vatican vermillion

[Shifter]

While waiting at Wall-mart Wally was warned; on Wednesday warbling walruses will wilfully wreck Wendy's wacky winter wonderland. Wally was worried, within one week walruses would wander westward towards the winter wonderland. Wally would war with the warbling walruses, would whack, wallop and wound walruses, one by one, whatever would ward the woefully wicked wretches back to their watery wallows.

[Nikita]

Examining the expressed X-ray for examples of extra x-men toys extracted inexorably with excited expression, the examiner ecstatically exulted his ex-nurse's ex-wife for exquisite timing.

[themuzicman]

(Should I point out that we were on 'X' and not 'E'? lol)

the Yeti yawned yearningly, as Yvette yanked the yak from the yard.

[Shifter]

A zillion zealous zionist zebras zig-zaged from the zimbabwen zinc and zipper factory to Zambia zoo, afterwards, the zonked zebras snoozed ... zzzZZZZ :sleeping:

[Samoan Corleone]

Anne ate an ample apple and anticipated an anxiety attack afterwards.

[Nikita]

Boring Bobby bit braggart Betty's belly button because boys believe bitches belong behind bars.

[Shifter]

Carnivorous carnies capture chunky corporate chimps consuming corn-dogs covered in caramel coatings.

[wardo]

Dimwitted daredevils deliberately decant dibenzothiophene down distended ducts.

[themuzicman]

Evil Emos Excitedly Excoriated Elmo Evoking Earsplitting Emotional Expression.

[Merle]

Fiendish Fenella's feline fangs flew for Fiona's fauces, flaying flesh frantically.

[Nikita]

Gargantuan Goliath got gigged by a gormless gaggle of galloping gorgons.

[themuzicman]

How Herald Hopped Haplessly Home is horribly harrowing to Him.

[Shifter]

Idiotic inuits investigate inventing imposing inflatable igloos, in case incessant Icelandic invaders initiate incremental infiltration in inconceivably impractical ikebana iguanas.

[Nikita]

Jack and Jill jumped jerkily into the jutting jaguar, justly jolly in joking about geriatric joints.

[themuzicman]

Killer Kites kindled the Knight's krafty kindness, knocking Kravellians for a loop.

[Nikita]

Luna laughingly lectured on Loser's Lurgy, while Lily limited the luciferian Lord's laudable lamentations.

[Dolores]

Miss Melinda's marvelous mother Mary met many mysterious men.

[Nikita]

Nearing night, nothing can normalize Nina's nagging notion of nuisance next to Nancy's gnawing naivete.

[Merle]

Obviously oligarchies own objects, to offer other options obviates oligopoly and omens opprobrium or obloquy.