Things an INTJ would never say

[Phoenix rising]

"You're just too logical!"

[Seriously]

"No don't tell me what you think, tell me how you FEEL"

[Phoenix rising]

"Who needs the internet, anyway?"

[music221]

"Feel free to rearrange my living room while I'm away at work."

[SelfMadeBum]

"Sit down and let's have a long involved discussion about every minuscule thing you did today".

[AaronSheffield]

"It doesn't matter whether your idea works or not, the important thing is that you tried."

[SelfMadeBum]

"Grammatical errors don't matter".

[Seriously]

"You complete me"

[music221]

"No, I'm not angry that you just wasted my time trying to tell me a pointless story."

[Phoenix rising]

"OMG, X is like, so totally gonna win big brother!"

[rara avis]

"Can't you just respect my feelings?"

[Doppelbock]

"We never talk anymore."

[LvHmBirth]

"Don't think, just do what s/he tells you to do."

[Phoenix rising]

"MBTI is a load of rubbish."

[SelfMadeBum]

"Can't you just respect my feelings?"I've said that. *bows head* :anxious:

And felt awful afterwards. Emotional manipulation is not fun, no matter what those F's say...

[music221]

"It's not important what I think."

[Phoenix rising]

"Roses are red, violets are blue, your iq's 80, but I love you."

[music221]

"Can you feel the love?"

[Kris]

"Yeah, you're right"

[SelfMadeBum]

Things another person would never say to an INTJ - "You always think you're wrong"

or - "Have some more confidence in yourself".

[jndiii]

"Why no, I didn't consider all the possibilities."

[AaronSheffield]

"Societal restrictions on behaviour are there for a reason and should always be obeyed without question."

[Phoenix rising]

"No Mr Bond... I expect you to live."

[AaronSheffield]

"Don't think, just do what s/he tells you to do."

I'm not sure about this one. There really are people who only make my life worse when they (try to) think.





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"No Mr Bond... I expect you to live."

Also:

"Explain my entire plan to you before I leave you completely unattended in an un-tested death machine? Sure, why not."

[Josephine1012]

"Yeah, you're right"

Ha! that was indeed the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the thread title.

(As generally stated by my friend: "Technically, I'm more correct than you... Yes, I'm serious!")

[jndiii]

"Let me entertain you!"

[Wapiti]

"I love talking about my feelings in big groups of people."

[AaronSheffield]

"It's not important for me to win."

[SelfMadeBum]

"Making sense is not important; what you feel is enough".

[jndiii]

"It's not important for me to win."

Actually, I say that a lot. It often isn't true, or is in an arena I don't care to compete.

However, to stay on topic, here's my next contribution:

"I should respect your opinion, because it's your opinion."

[rewhu]

"Of course you're not invading my personal space. In fact, I'd prefer it if you stepped in even closer. Four inches separating our faces gives me plenty of breathing room."

[jndiii]

"Let's elope!"

[rewhu]

"When you talk to me, you're not touching my arm nearly as much as you should be. Please keep poking my arm to accentuate every other word you say. It feels incredible!"

[music221]

"There's no need to brush your teeth, I love the smell of halitosis in my face."

[Night Runner]

"Each of us is a unique individual - just like a snowflake! - and should be listened to, respected and addressed very, very politely at all times."

[jndiii]

"There's no need to brush your teeth, I love the smell of halitosis in my face."

While it's quite true that an INTJ would never say this, neither would an ESFP, nor any other MBTI type.

Anyway, next contribution:

"Would you like fries with that?"

[Phoenix rising]

"So when we ran out of coals for the barbie I threw my books on."

[Seriously]

"Lets cuddle and watch Lifetime movies all afternoon"

[Night Runner]

"Did you see the game last night?"

[rara avis]

"Thank you so much for sharing."

(I just sat through a meeting run by an ENFJ)

[Quite8the8bell]

"Tell me all the details! I really want to know how you two are working out!"

[Kriega von Wulf]

You know, I've had a tough run... maybe some group-oriented emotional counseling will do the trick.

[music221]

"That's okay, I don't care if you sneeze all over my work area."

[coffeeholic]

"Remember to stay true to yourself and follow your heart"





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"Its always nice to make new friends!"

[music221]

"There's nothing that a huggle won't fix."

[Seriously]

"looks like somebody needs a hug!"

Dang it music beat me to it!

"turn that frown upside down"

[coffeeholic]

"you can cry on my shoulder.....oh, and here is a tissue for you"

[music221]

"It's okay to be pissed off, better than pissed on I always say."

[coffeeholic]

"you cant say something that mean to me!"

[Doppelbock]

"Group hug, everybody!"

[coffeeholic]

"why of course I will cancel my meeting to spend more loving quality time with you!"

[music221]

"How do you feel about me?"

[Therion]

"Party at my house."

[coffeeholic]

"lets go graffiti the library!"

[Therion]

"........ did I tell you what Oprah said today?"

[coffeeholic]

"everyone look at meeeee!"

[jndiii]

"Of course farts are flammable. Here, look ... *pulls out lighter* ... I'll prove (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) it to you."

[coffeeholic]

"It would be more fun if we had more people"

[NoStoneUnturned]

"I love flowers"

[coffeeholic]

"lets stick together"

[Therion]

"I don't have a plan."

[coffeeholic]

"we should invite everyone, so that no one feels left out"

[SelfMadeBum]

"Let's gossip about every single person you and I both know".

[Kisai]

"Let me repeat myself."

[Therion]

"World Domination? The idea NEVER crossed my mind.... NEVER..."

[LvHmBirth]

I'm not sure about this one. There really are people who only make my life worse when they (try to) think.

That's true, I wasn't thinking about them. I should have said, "I won't think. I'll just do what s/he said to do."

[SelfMadeBum]

"Oh, you're in charge you say... well, I guess I must respect and obey you then..."

[coffeeholic]

"world peace!"

[Phoenix rising]

"I'm applying for a job as a chat show host."

[coffeeholic]

Non-intj child begging: "Pleaseeeeee please daddy, i just gotta have a cell phone!"

[TravelnTrain]

"Oh, who needs to be early or on time? I don't mind being late!"

[AaronSheffield]

"Everyone is entitled to have an opinion; it's not important whether they have researched the topic or not."

[azelismia]

"Oh, you're in charge you say... well, I guess I must respect and obey you then..."



you've added all the necessary elements for heavy sarcasm. why would an intj not say this? ( I have basically said this before)

[coffeeholic]

"If you have nothing nice to say, dont say anything at all"

[Caedus]

"Sweetheart, I feel like we aren't spending enough time together."

[SelfMadeBum]

"I'll just start talking and see what comes out."

[Caedus]

"You complete me."

[Phoenix rising]

"You're my best friend foreveeer"

[intellael]

"I just take life as it comes."

"Small talk is the best part of a conversation."

"You think you can have your cake and eat it." (dumbest remark I have ever heard...)

"I don't mind repeating it."

"You don't have to call before stopping by."

"Give me all of the details."

"Subject and verbs don't have to match in written communication. He is still handsome."

"It doesn't matter it makes no sense."

"I will let you win."

[Josephine1012]

"ATo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. need to smile more!"

[Phoenix rising]

"We were talking for hours, I really feel like we connected."

[ElstonGunn]

"I was wrong."

[Josephine1012]

"I was wrong."

Ummm, I've heard several say: "it was my fault" But i guess there is a bit of a distinction.

[themuzicman]

yeah, if this weren't a game thread, I'd disagree. INTJs respond to clear evidence.

OTOH, we wouldn't say, "I feel like I'm wrong."

[paleoeco]

When walking into the office and heading to your desk, you see one of the other employees from the 2nd Floor, an INTJ would never say..

"Good morning. How are you today?"...

and genuinely care about the response.

[themuzicman]

"Yes, I know that A is the logical choice, but I just feel in my heart that we should go with B!"

[nowt]

Teehee.

[TravelnTrain]

I wonder how many people I should invite over for a party this weekend?

[intellael]

"Decide for me."

"It must be true because everyone believes it."

[coffeeholic]

"Your warm smile and hug always brightens my day"

[Quite8the8bell]

"I think we should have some group therapy, that will solve all of our troubles."

[coffeeholic]

"I wish Paris Hilton was my best friend"

[Phoenix rising]

"It's too quiet here, I can hear myself think."

[SelfMadeBum]

"Feel free to interrupt me no matter what I'm busy with."

[intellael]

"I have that same shirt. Let's dress alike."

"Daydreaming is silly."

"Never question authority."

[SeaCzar]

"Oh, wook at the widdle puppy. He's just soooo cute!!!"

[SelfMadeBum]

"Look, first of all let me say that I really like you, like, I think you're like, a wonderful person... you always look and smell nice, you're kind, you give very good hugs. Let me just say that. But... well, it's kinda sorta maybe not really working out in the best way between us. It's not that I think you're a bad person, cuz I feel like you're a good person with a good heart and a lot of love to give but, well I'm maybe sorta kinda not very happy in this relationship- don't cry, please don't cry. OK, look we'll work on it, come here, that's alright,, there there, we don't have to break up right now I guess. What's the rush? Shhh.... that's OK, we can give it another try... maybe it'll work out next time."

[Gaby]

I wanna go on a trip without planning, I'll just pick up a city when I get to the bus station. Ya know, I wanna figure out everything when I get there... "

[syndatha]

"Nuc-cular" instead of "nuclear" :disguise:

[Cincinnatus]

Oh, you have so much heart!

[ranwayslo]

I'm a bubbly person.;)

[Cincinnatus]

Stay sweet over the summer! :cheesy:

[Nikita]

"OMG you're SOOOO cool!!!!"

[SelfMadeBum]

"Others describe me as 'sunny'."

[AaronSheffield]

"Oh, that just gives me such a warm fuzzy!"

[Algol]

...and when he was having a lot of emotional difficulties I absolutely did not mind picking up the slack at work.

[SelfMadeBum]

"I love slackers."

[ErikNikolai]

"People who need people are the luckiest people in the world."

[themuzicman]

OMG... look at her.. I think I'm in love.

[coffeeholic]

"you should always put others first and put thier needs ahead of your own"

[Seriously]

"Help me, help you"

[coffeeholic]

"This is, like, the best like thing like that we have ever like done ya'll! We should like do this thing like evvvvvvvvvery weekend and bring like all our friends!!!"

[Phoenix rising]

"Shizzle my dizzle rizzle to the izzle, dogggg."





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"Time is money, keep on talking."

[SelfMadeBum]

ZOMG!!

[coffeeholic]

"I always eat a gallon of ice cream after my boyfriend and I have a fight,.....it makes me feel so much better"

[SelfMadeBum]

"Knowledge isn't everything."

[coffeeholic]

"why would I want to read a book? Books are for smart old people"

[SelfMadeBum]

"Ignorance is bliss."

[coffeeholic]

"Ignorance is bliss."

sometimes having ignorance does make me feel better......knowing too much about the world can be depressing.

[themuzicman]

Picasso's art just makes me fell all gushy inside

[callmemigs]

"Nice weather, isn't it?"

"I love slackers."

Definitely, I already knew it from your posts in my thread. :p

[SelfMadeBum]

"How bout dem Knicks?"

[jndiii]

"I feel your pain."

[Phoenix rising]

"I want my muuuuuuum."

[Cincinnatus]

"Turn that frown upside down!"

"I wanted to send a 'thinking of you' card, but thought I'd just stop by anyway."

[SelfMadeBum]

"Don't bother supporting it with evidence... your opinion is good enough for me."

[nowt]

Help.

[Cincinnatus]

"What's your favorite comfort food? I'll go down to the store and pick if up for you."

[themuzicman]

"Let's take this outside."

[coffeeholic]

“My wish isn't to mean everything to everyone but something to someone.”

[JonD]

"Do you have to analyze everything?"

[nowt]

Let me be the clown.

[coffeeholic]

“The best way to make children good is to make them happy”

[Phoenix rising]

"If at first you don't succeed, ask an ESFP for some help."

[Llama]

"Lets decide by flipping a coin"

[SeaCzar]

"Can you give me directions to X." (Or is this just a guy thing?)

[SelfMadeBum]

^ I guess so because I ask all the time.

[nowt]

I majored in astrology.

[intellael]

"I talk just to be talking."

"Give me my rabbit's foot.

[MikeAZ]

group hug!

[nowt]

It's too quiet.

[Nikita]

"I just need to throw a big blowout party and do a keg stand to get over this emotional roller coaster."

[Llama]

"I feel like hugging an art student"

[Nikita]

"You're my god."

[runoverazebra]

I love it when you spell 'your' as 'ur.'

[Llama]

I love it when you spell 'your' as 'ur.'

Hahaha

Every single person who talks to me using the short-hand speak, I respond to in 1337-speak, just to see them look confused at it and re-write it in a more respectful manner (I view that as disrespectful).

Over time, I've become quite proficient at that.

[SelfMadeBum]

^ Or use 2 for to, too and two.

[Cincinnatus]

"It's your favorite. Hot chocolate and whipped cream sprinkled with huggles!"

[themuzicman]

I just want to watch a Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan movie!

[Llama]

"Hey, anyone read Twilight? its really good"

[nowt]

"What's this? A self-help tape? Mind if I borrow it? I could really use it."

[TravelnTrain]

"You can never have too many friends."

"I could talk for hours and hours on the phone."

[MikeAZ]

I love reality TV

[The Fury]

"Why don't we stay up all night talking about our feelings like we use to?"

[themuzicman]

We never talk

[ranwayslo]

You are so right!

[TravelnTrain]

"Here, why don't you figure out what we'll need and plan everything. Whatever you decide is fine with me."

[Seriously]

"Lets just wing it and see how it goes"

[SelfMadeBum]

"People simply don't hug enough."

[MikeAZ]

My boss is no fun

[Hamburglar]

Feel free to drink the last of my milk and put the empty bottle back in the fridge.

[MikeAZ]

I need a good cry

[Nikita]

"Hell is the absence of other people."

[Hamburglar]

I'm gonna need a larger calling plan, my phone is off the hook!

[TravelnTrain]

I'd love to spend all my free time with you this weekend.

[scba17]

Noone ever wins an argument.

[TravelnTrain]

Stick to a budget? Stick to deadlines? Make the best use of resources? Pshaw.

[Stratego]

Screw reason!

[themuzicman]

But I like Stratego! (OK, just kidding :) )

[AaronSheffield]

"Oh, you don't write formal blueprint documents and just get oral approval to move ahead with a project? Well, I suppose nothing bad can come from that."

[scba17]

Let's just go. It's not like we can prepare for everything.

[Nikita]

"People are smart enough to figure things out for themselves."

[nowt]

Like, for sure.

[ToC]

"It's cute when you snort and laugh."

[nowt]

Not guilty-- the glove didn't fit.

[ToC]

"Turn that smile upside down!"

[SeaCzar]

"Did you see Oprah yesterday?"

[Stratego]

"I can't get enough of The View!"

[ToC]

"Did you see Oprah yesterday?"

..Fucking ESFJs and Oprah-educated America...





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"Can I get that for you?"

[Stratego]

I don't care if I win.

[ToC]

Live, love life, laugh.

[nowt]

Turn it to Romance Talk Radio.

[SelfMadeBum]

"Let's see what Brangelina or David/Victoria Beckham (insert random celebrity) are up to!"

[larkin]

well, I'm just speculating really, but two that come to mind:

He/she tried their best, and that's what matters.

no, please, continue

[coffeeholic]

"let me help you make cookies for the new neighbors so they feel welcomed by all!"

[The Fury]

Don't think, feel.

[Blse]

"Let your emotions guide your way" (INTJ response: You mean that cul-de-sac over there?)

"Listen to your heart" (INTJ response: What's "thumb, thumb, thumb" mean?)

"You think too much" (INTJ response: I wish I could say the same)

"Go with the flow" (INTJ response: You like the ocean that much, do ya?)

[Hjordis]

"I've been alone for far too long. I should call my friends so we can all hang out together. Besides, if I don't I might hurt their feelings."

"Your heart tells you that we should go with this completely illogical plan? Works for me!"

[nowt]

What do you mean, it seems like a worst-case scenario from an Ayn Rand novel?

[Samoan Corleone]

"I'll take what you're saying as credible just because you're crying."





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During sport:

"You need to get angry. Stop observing the subtlities in the opposition's gameplan to find a weakness and try to tear them to shreads instead. Lemme hear you ROAR!"

[MyWingHK]

"I was wrong."

That not true, I will say this if I was really wrong.

"I will just go with the norm"

"I will just give up"

"My work is not up to standard"

Most of us (INTJ) not preferred to say

"I know everything"

"I swear .... "

[larkin]

I don't feel the need to demand to see the background information or statistics which support your argument.

[loosefanbelt]

I love tickles.

[Phoenix rising]

I hate it when I'm right.

[TravelnTrain]

I love it when you are more accurate than I am.

[ptrout]

So after the 3rd tree just past the yellow house, turn left, then stay on the road will you hear church bells................

[larkin]

Come on, there will be tons of people there, it will be so much fun.

[annaelizabeth]

We have the most amaaaazing connection - it's like we're connected on a spiritual, emotional and physical level. And he gives the best hugs. It's like I'm not even in my body when he's touching me. I'm someplace else, in awe of his awesomeness. It's so incredibly amazing, and I've only known him since yesterday.
I hope he still has my phone number?

[callmemigs]

"Let's gossip about every single person you and I both know".

I think I can do that.



"I LOVE PARTIES!!! PARTIES!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[nowt]

Eh-oh. Uh-oh. Bibberly cheese! Big hug! Bye-Bye. Boo! Bye-bye!

[Nemesis]

"*GASP* Did you guys watch the bachelorette last night?" :wideeyed:

[Nikita]

"Reason is the most naive of all superstitions."

[annaelizabeth]

You only called me 4 times yesterday. I feel like you're pulling away. Talk to me.

[The Fury]

"It takes more effort to frown than it does to smile" (It actually takes twelve muscles to smile and only eleven to frown)

[Stratego]

Who cares about the details? It'll all sort itself out in the end.

[AaronSheffield]

"I just need someone to hold me."

[Visum]

I am so excited I almost wet my pants.

[annaelizabeth]

I am so looking forward to this party tonight. Even though I only know the hostess and no one else, who cares? There will be an entire room of strangers for me to get to know. I can't wait! *giddy with excitement!*

[AaronSheffield]

"Books are overrated."

[Phoenix rising]

"What do you mean Santa isn't real!?"

[Zombicide]

well, I'm just speculating really, but two that come to mind:

He/she tried their best, and that's what matters.

no, please, continue

No, I can easily imagine saying both of those.

[Cincinnatus]

Let's hear that Peter Cetera song one more time!

[SeaCzar]

"Honey, can we watch a chick flick tonight? I really hate of all the historical and science fiction we usually watch. I'll bring the tissues."

[Hjordis]

So after the 3rd tree just past the yellow house, turn left, then stay on the road will you hear church bells................
You're right. Instead I'd say something like: So after the vague shape on your right, a tree I think, but maybe it's a mailbox, past that one house turn left then stay on the road until you reach that place with the thing....... They would then ask to speak to somebody that isn't raving mad.

"It takes more effort to frown than it does to smile" (It actually takes twelve muscles to smile and only eleven to frown)

I always knew that was a lie! It hurts more to smile.

[TravelnTrain]

I'm all vaklempt!

[MikeAZ]

you were right, I do feel better

[annaelizabeth]

I have 14,986 friends on facebook.
Ooooh, another friend request! Gotta go!

[stroozette]

Shoe shopping? Oh goodie!

[Airius]

"I'm a simple person."

[annaelizabeth]

I want to give the world a hug! I love people so much, I could just explode inside from all of the love, and it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside just thinking about it. People are so amazing, I don't know what I would do without talking to all of my friends every day, several times a day, and texting them, and emailing them, and leaving them phone messages.......................I hardly have a minute to myself, and that's just the way I like it!

[nowt]

Fuh-fuh-fuck you, Simon Cowell-- I cah-cah-can sing!

[coffeeholic]

Shoe shopping? Oh goodie!

HEY! I love shoe shopping!:angry:

[The Psyentist]

"Being angry at stupid people is I choice I choose not to make. It makes me feel all warm and loving inside."

[AaronSheffield]

"Simon Cowell is such a jerk, I don't understand why anyone would act like that."

[llBradll]

"You've got me figured out"

[annaelizabeth]

Why do you keep talking about being efficient? For crying out loud, we've been doing it this way for years. Why change now? I can't be bothered. Please go back to work and don't bring it up again.

[SelfMadeBum]

"It doesn't make sense, but I'll do it anyway."

[TravelnTrain]

"Will it work? Dunno."

[SelfMadeBum]

"Apply the theory? Now, why would I attempt to do something like that?"

[llBradll]

"Just keep trying. It's bound to work sooner or later"

[TravelnTrain]

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

[llBradll]

"Sarcasm is going out of style"

[SelfMadeBum]

"That's OK honey, you don't have to make sense."

[callmemigs]

"I soooooo love watching American Idol!!! Adam Lambert is sooooo hot!! Eh, why did Paula Abdul have to leave? Oh wait, did you know that MJ died. That is sooooo sad!!" *Valley Girl accent*

[llBradll]

"Thank god for censoring!"

[jonnyb]

There, there. *big hug* I know exactly how you feel.

My therapist told me I am just fine.

There is no usable function for math.

Why yes Scarlet, I do give a damn.

Sure, I'd love to repeat myself.

Everyone is a winner.

I like it when you regularly check up on me.

Everybody is smart in their own way.

Id luv 2 go 2 the pty w/u 2nite.

My boss is so smart.

Let's open a big can of kiss ass.

[Nikita]

"It's pointless to question that which was asserted years ago. 'You probably shouldn't try to make [established systems] say things that [they're] not designed to say.'"

[23colts]

Life is too "complicated" I'm going to go to my "Green Day" concert so I can find somone who will control my every thought I'm tired of thinking about God and this Divine Earth.

[CatalystAK]

Don't worry if you got it right, you tried and that's what counts

Let's paint it rainbow bright with unicorns!

That guy was such a meanie, people like that need love





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Don't worry if you got it right, your tried and that's what counts

Let's paint it rainbow bright with unicorns!

That guy was such a meanie, people like that need love

[nowt]

Cynicism is Satan's work. Disney is God. Conspiracy theories are the path to enlightenment. And my ego-- it's too big.

[The Fury]

"Give love a chance"

"Oh don't worry, you're only thirty minutes late"

[callmemigs]

Bye! XOXO

Thanks a lot! XOXO

How are you? XOXO

Oh, great to see you! XOXO

Luv ya! XOXO

Miss ya! XOXO


More immature versions:

ByE-byEh!!! XoxO

TnX A LOts!!! xOxO

Oh Gr8 2 c YaHH!!! XoxO

LurVE YaHH <3 <3 <3!! XoXo

MisZs YuHhH ;(!!! xOXo

[Nikita]

In lieu of any words and to stand for his/her side of the conversation:

:lovestruck:

:lips:

:flirt:

:bow:

:love:

[Phoenix rising]

"I let you win" (sincerely.)

[nowt]

I want my mommy.

[jonnyb]

I always answer the phone with a bIg SmIlE!

[nowt]

Occam's Razor can never be too dull.

Whingeing is an artform, second only to attention whoring.

I'm bored.

[loosefanbelt]

Let's go to Chuckie Cheese!

[Nikita]

"I promise to obey."

[nowt]

I was Cleopatra in a past life.