Dumb names?

[ssfanatic]

So what do you think is the dumbest name that a person could have? Like a name that when you hear it you just know that person is an idiot.

[Hoorurly]

I notice that you didn't start the list.......

[ssfanatic]

oops, it slipped me...
But id have to say Guy (ive met several people named that) or Layla.

[Hoorurly]

My sister works for a "Guy" and he's a millionaire, but every time I hear her say his name, it just sounds strange.

I'd have to say Buford. I had a dog named Buford (I didn't name him that he was already named when I got him) and he was the dumbest dog I've ever seen. So when I hear Buford, I think "dumb."

[INTJoe]

I've met someone named Swastika Gandhi and another person named Merry (yes spelled thusly) Christmas.

The two strangest I've come across.

[BadMojo]

I've seen some strange American names like: John Fisse and Ron L. Kusse.
The words "Fisse" and "Kusse" means a woman's private parts in Danish (Bit like the English word "Pussy")
So I find them slightly funny.

[karen]

I've always thought my married name is a really weird name... Kauk.. (pronounced cow-k)

[rwyatt365]

I knew some people that named their child Cuthbert

[deicruxified]

we got here three vietnamese clients:

BICH HONG
HUC PHUC
DO VAN DUC

bich is really a bitch... as a matter of fact, they're all dumbasses... we got a joke here in the office:

yo BICH! go PHUC a DUC!!

:edit: and i made some research coz i'm quite curious... PHUC in vietnamese is BLESSING lolzz

[Caramel]

Dick.

I mean, comon. I know it is short for Richard, but still.

[ShaiGar]

HOW IN THE PHUC IS DICK SHORT FOR RICHARD?
I've spent years trying to figure that out. It ISN'T. (my name is Richard)

Roquell.
Sha'quell
Most made up african american names... you know the ones that don't actually mean anything in any african language they just make them up to be different than cracker?

And those hippy freaks who name their child with the worst possible spelling. I work at a net cafe and i've seen people correct me on the name kelly many many many times. Here are a few examples on how it is "really" spelt
Keiliee
Kelliey
Kielly
Kely
Killey
Kellie

[Caramel]

HOW IN THE PHUC IS DICK SHORT FOR RICHARD?
I've spent years trying to figure that out. It ISN'T. (my name is Richard)


I've been trying to figure that out for years aswell and I have no clue. It doens't make sense.

[deicruxified]

And those hippy freaks who name their child with the worst possible spelling. I work at a net cafe and i've seen people correct me on the name kelly many many many times. Here are a few examples on how it is "really" spelt
Keiliee
Kelliey
Kielly
Kely
Killey
Kellie
hahaha

[Caramel]

Yes, name your first child 'Killey' and your second 'Killingspree'.

[amei]

Barley. I have a student named Barley, and he is definitely dumb. He has that blank, eyes glazed over look and is always going "Huh?" in class. His name makes me think of the card game Pit where you trade crops trying to collect the set.
Korean kids give themselves the most unusual English names. Throughout my year, I've had a Hook, a Triponiya, a Cooky, a girl who went from Mary to just M, a boy who went from Joey to Joes, and a kid who named himself Chunk after a character in a book who is a fat chick. I orginally vetoed the name change, but finally relented and was so glad that I did. I've also had numerous boys named June and one boy named Jade.

[BadMojo]

There's always Tiger Woods...

and...


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Btw, I think I'll name my first born Damian..

[rwyatt365]

There's always Tiger Woods...

and...


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Has anyone ever determined if Kim really Suks?

[BadMojo]

Has anyone ever determined if Kim really Suks?

Noticed the "XXX"? ;D

[rwyatt365]

Noticed the "XXX"? ;D
I guess, then, he's rather accomplished! :stunned:

[Antares]

Yes, name your first child 'Killey' and your second 'Killingspree'.

Yikes! Expect a horde of angry teenagers in a couple of years... They're not going to be pleased...

If I'm going to have children at all, I'm going to name him Alexander. If identical twins, Remus and Romulus. I know. I'm rather old-fashioned.

The dumbest name I've heard was one of my least favorite teachers. I'm not going to repeat it here.

[fynwyk32]

Here's a strange one:
Augustine Minh Thong Nguyen

No joke. He just goes by Minh, though. :)

[deicruxified]

Noticed the "XXX"? ;D

rlmaof

[ShaiGar]

Julius Tacticus Alexander Khan

[amei]

I remembered another dumb name today in class. The author of one of my textbooks is Richard Boning. I can only imagine the jokes he had to hear in middle school.

[ssfanatic]

I remembered another dumb name today in class. The author of one of my textbooks is Richard Boning. I can only imagine the jokes he had to hear in middle school.
In middle school! ha, high school is becoming more and more like middle school. People value a good laugh over education! Gosh i cant wait until i graduate. :(

[Aurelia]

Pick any name a celebrity has named their child. Audio Science. Apple. Denim. What's annoying are those who try to come up with unique spellings for their kid. Like... Xanthe.

[pavman]

we got here three vietnamese clients:

BICH HONG
HUC PHUC
DO VAN DUC

bich is really a bitch... as a matter of fact, they're all dumbasses... we got a joke here in the office:

yo BICH! go PHUC a DUC!!

:edit: and i made some research coz i'm quite curious... PHUC in vietnamese is BLESSING lolzz

PHUCING HILLARY EOUS!!!

pavman added to this post, 1 minutes and 30 seconds later...

I knew some people that named their child Cuthbert

Do they want him to get beat up?!

ROFLMAO!

[Wapiti]

we got here three vietnamese clients:

BICH HONG
HUC PHUC
DO VAN DUC

bich is really a bitch... as a matter of fact, they're all dumbasses... we got a joke here in the office:

yo BICH! go PHUC a DUC!!

:edit: and i made some research coz i'm quite curious... PHUC in vietnamese is BLESSING lolzz

I've got a HUNG LO I must communicate with at work.

[Firelie]

we got here three vietnamese clients:

BICH HONG
HUC PHUC
DO VAN DUC


I'm all for keeping your ethnicity in a name, but once I saw an application and the child's name was "Bich Ho". I couldn't stop laughing.

Let's see, what else...I have a whole list of unfortunate names somewhere.

Mr. Horniman was my favorite after Bich Ho. Crystal Spittle. Crystal Ball. Dirk Sharp (that one's funnier if you read it last name first like I did). Moxie Olive. Socrates Andrew.

[rwyatt365]

I knew a guy from grade school who's first name was "President". I guess his parents were being optimistic.

[justmeiguess]

There was a kid at school called TJ. It didn't stand for anything, it was just the two letters.

Another stupid name is Junior. I don't mean like John Smith Jnr, but people whose first name is actually that. I'm sure it's all very sweet when they're young but imagine a 40 year old man called Junior.:stunned:

[ssfanatic]

There was a kid at school called TJ. It didn't stand for anything, it was just the two letters.

Another stupid name is Junior. I don't mean like John Smith Jnr, but people whose first name is actually that. I'm sure it's all very sweet when they're young but imagine a 40 year old man called Junior.:stunned:
When i think of a guy named Junior i think of some redneck living with his really fat mom in a single wide in the middle of the woods. And living off of coons and opossums they hunt down with their dog Dougie. I got really creative with that but my mind just kept wandering :)