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[Phoenix rising]

Three words, one sentence.

Sachet, malevolance, seahorse

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[MissENFP]

The malevolent little boy switched a seahorse with his sister's rose sachet and placed it under her pillow.

Telescope, Mustang, Brutal

[athenian200]

Telescope, Mustang, Brutal

An observer looked through their telescope, and saw a Mustang being slaughtered by brutal poachers.

Question, Cartography, Assembly

[Phoenix rising]

It said malevolance rather than malevolent, but I'll let you off. Poor seahorse.

He looked across the fields using his telescope and in the distance he saw a mustang stomp on a prarie dog, it was brutal. Poor prarie dog.

Acme, spoon, gnome





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An observer looked through their telescope, and saw a Mustang being slaughtered by brutal poachers.

Question, Cartography, Assembly

They had all the required cartography information, the question was how the assembly of the information should take place.

Acme, spoon, gnome

[Nikita]

Wylie E. Coyote was fed up with Acme brand TNT, so he stuffed the business end of a gnome onto a spoon, coated it in arsenic, and offered Road Runner a "lollipop" instead.


"hamlet" "feces" "rigor"

[nowt]

Some actors portray Hamlet with all the rigor of day-old feces.

collate; gypsum; marsupial

[themuzicman]

He was collating the gypsum production report when a marsupial wandered into the office.

Yule tread umbrulla

[Caedus]

After the Yule Ball, with umbrella in hand, Harry tread carefully through the rain towards his dormitory.

immortal cadence sulfur

[MikeAZ]

The immortal legions of hell march though sulfur and brimstone to the cadence of whips and walling.

recreate blackness joy

[Nikita]

Only the sound of children screaming under the influence of thumbscrews has served to recreate the joy once missing in the blackness that is my heart.


polyp; sieve; careworn

[Kriega von Wulf]

Careworn, ill, and bedridden, I could amuse myself simply by extracting the pestering, slimy polyps from my nostrils and watching them ooze dry through my nearby sieve.

astronomical, civilization, bigamy

[MikeAZ]

Astronomical farming will result in a powerful F-LDS civilization built on bigamy and theocracy.

Slippery destroyed turnips

[altoid]

She fell on the slippery walkway and destroyed her knee while trying to avoid dropping her turnips.

Pedantic
blimp
insomnia

[themuzicman]

He was so pedantic about computer games that he blew up like a blimp and developed insomnia

Iridium
Illuminate
Isolate

[AaronSheffield]

We had to isolate the subject because an excessive exposure to a radioactive isotope of iridium had caused his skin to self-illuminate.

Antidisestablishmentarianism
Defenestration
Kangaroo

[themuzicman]

The defenestration of the kangaroo was considered an act of antidisestablishmentarianism

artistry
antagonist
amplify

[Latro]

In 1920, a British kangaroo, to demonstrate his opposition to antidisestablishmentarianism, defenestrated a member of the Free Church of Scotland angrily.
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(Couldn't find a way to use defenestration in the noun form, sorry.)

Scrabble, calculator, peptide

Edit: bah.

[themuzicman]

While playing scrabble, we saw Data use his calculator in a dream to cut a cellular peptide cake.

artistry
antagonist
amplify

[SeaCzar]

The antagonist used artistry to amplify his work.

tranche

zebra

telephone

[themuzicman]

When they found that the tranche that held mortgages that were guaranteed by Zebra, a telephone call was made...

gullible
guarantee
gumption

[SeaCzar]

This guy had some gumption, thinking I was gullible enough to buy a guarantee that cost more than the product. (This actually happened to me recently).


felonious

boxcar

farts

[AaronSheffield]

The defenestration of the kangaroo was considered an act of antidisestablishmentarianism

That is frighteningly close to the sentence that I had in my own mind. Back on topic:

After committing several felonious acts, the criminal attempted to hide in a boxcar; unfortunately it was full of cattle and the stench of bovine farts drove him out into the open arms of the pursuing police.

salad
Brutus
recruit

[themuzicman]

Brutus used Olive Oil to recruit Popeye to dinner, but made the mistake of serving a spinach salad.

Proper
Asteroid
umbrulla

[AaronSheffield]

Brutus used Olive Oil to recruit Popeye to dinner, but made the mistake of serving a spinach salad.

Proper
Asteroid
umbrulla

Even if you spell it, "umbrulla," an umbrella is not proper protection against an asteroid.

Termination
Administrator
Server

[themuzicman]

The Administrator of the Server set up the spelling Nazi for termination.

propensity
heuristic
megalomaniac

[callmemigs]

This is the propensity of using the heuristic solution of a megalomaniac.

rhetoric
discourse
arbitrary

[AaronSheffield]

The distinction between rhetoric and discourse is largely arbitrary.

Modules
Weekend
Flexible

[themuzicman]

We will cover all 14 modules this weekend, but the order is flexible.

rifle
hungry
update

[callmemigs]

My father is hungry for technological updates for his rifle.

disparity
idiosyncrasy
amalgam

[themuzicman]

The -- was greater when his -- was -- __

yodel
gentry
truncated

[Nikita]

The English gentry were made to yodel by strict German professors whenever they truncated their speech.


kissable; tabbed; coronary

[ranwayslo]

The bartender had a coronary when ranwayslo left to take the kissable Nikita, in her sexy tabbed, dress home for a night of fun and games, whips and chains.

parliamentary, vacillate, anachronistic

[Llama]

The parliamentrary decision was poised to vacillate, finally reaching a consensus which was rather anachronistic.

Cheese; influential; mastitis

[Nikita]

The influential doctor giving a symposium on mastitis succumbed to death upon choking on a bit of bad cheese.


liver; cyan; antidisestablishmentarianism

[Llama]

The antidisestablishmentarianism meeting started off with the chugging of cyan coloured vodka, leading to premature kidney and liver failure for all its members.

Llama; Instability; Bondage

[themuzicman]

The introduction of bondage into the llama mating ritual led to instability.

Trench
posterity
jumpingjack

[Llama]

For posterity, it should be stated that jumping into a trench to avoid a jumpingjack is a bad idea.

Burn, Razorblade, Music

[themuzicman]

Thinking he was a songbird, he heated the razorblade so it would burn him while he created his music

edict
edit
edification

[nowt]

Use of e-dictionaries to edit edicts for the edification of whomever chooses to read such legalese, is now acceptable according to the lawyers who get paid for such things.

cicada; rhysome; Ford

[themuzicman]

Rhysome began to produce intelligence patterns based upon the cicada that interpreted the movements of Ford owners.

marked
thrash
swimmingly

[Stratego]

Everything was going swimmingly on our fourth date, that is, until during the course of a heavy petting session I called out, "Thrash me, Daniel!" To which he had a very marked, very stunned reaction.

eggplant
diabolical
notorious

[SeaCzar]

The diabolical scientist was best know for his notorious and delightful eggplant stew.

Scissors

Binoculars

Poop

[Llama]

Using binoculars the man could see his wife cut poop using scissors.

Terms, Pieces, Feelings

[Reganon]

The diplomat ripped the terms of agreement to pieces because they failed to address his hurt feelings.

toe socks, teetotaler, zebra

[Xanthippe]

Predictably, the zebra preferred the alcoholic in striped toe socks to the monochromatic teetotaler.

modernity, fleas, grosgrain

[Llama]

While perfectally acceptable in antiquity to have fleas living upon your grosgrain, it is frowned upon in modernity.

Art, Clubbed, Truth.
(I'm picking these out by randomly listening to music and picking a word in their title)

[themuzicman]

The truth is this piece of art was completed using a clubbed seal

Sophisticated
Canadian
jalapeno

[ranwayslo]

I got extremely wasted drinking a "Sophisticated Canadian Jalapeno.

Or

The sophisticated canadian ate a jalapeno.

Peerage, superfluity, eroticism

[themuzicman]

The superfluity of his peerage was highlighted by their eroticism

Thoracic
Barbary
stringent

[Llama]

Eating food in Barbary, which has not been subject to stringent control, mayresult in thoracic pains.

Happiness, Lojban, add

[Nikita]

An INTJ expressed such absurd happiness by speaking in the Lojban language, that the ESFPs have claimed him to add to their collection of sparkling wonders.


kite, smite, alight

[Hamburglar]

Ben Franklin flew the kite, to smite the right, and it was alight with the proof of conductivity.

divine, flatter, strike

[Xanthippe]

When you call me, "Goddess, angel, nymph, divine," it strikes me that you are attempting to flatter me out of my convictions.

aorist, oratorio, parallax

[AaronSheffield]

I once attempted to write a grand oratorio about Pythagoras in his native Greek using only the aorist tense, but was thwarted by my inability to compose a song about the derivation of parallax calculations from his pioneering use of geometry as tool for the measurement of large distances.

rarefaction
hermetic
inversion

[Merle]

The dome's atmosphere had been thought to be hermetic but, less than a week ago, government meteorologists had begun to notice certain changes; a rarefaction of the air in the dome's upper levels had caused widespread light-headedness amongst the inhabitants of level 5 and it was now expected that a complete inversion of the atmosphere was imminent - the dome would have to be evacuated.

Sublunary
Tropism
Cabochon

[tp6626]

The fiery cabochon stretches in a display of overwhelming tropism, up into the sublunary sky.

[You need to imagine David Attenborough narrating it, against some nature filming].

Right, words, words, words. Hmm...





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Provident, pulse-width, peas.

[Nikita]

The provident programmer experimented with pulse-width modulation using peas and potatoes.


limited; unstrung; interloper

[themuzicman]

Limited in his ability to find the interloper, the detective became unstrung.

propensity
harbinger
hankering

[Merle]

Alfred, a trainee doctor, was troubled by his propensity for killing his patients and sometimes wondered if he was, in fact, a harbinger of death; such musings led to his hankering to work in a less people-focused profession.

consummate
damask
coruscating

[themuzicman]

As the consummate perfectionist, the table was set perfectly, including a damask tablecloth with a coruscating effect.

tangential
hackneyed
ytterbium

[Nikita]

The hackneyed INTJ on a blind date, tried to impress the girl with a tangential spiel on the value of ytterbium.


overture; portal; convergence

[themuzicman]

The beauty of the overture enabled a convergence that created a portal. ("Should we go through, Mr. Spock?")

sleep
sleeping
slept

[altoid]

The deep sleep he slept was only possible through the copious ingestion of sleeping pills.

turpitude
stamp
quicksand

[Nikita]

The moral turpitude stamp he earned upon conviction, thereafter made his once skyrocketing career promise seem as though its foundation was built on quicksand.


policies; delectable; timid

[AaronSheffield]

While sitting together enjoying a most delectable lunch, my friend and I discussed the many logical policies that congress were too timid to implement.

Hippopotamus
labor
Washington

[Kris]

After the entire state of Washington was decimated at the culmination of the second holy crusades, the Hippopotamus was introduced as a beast of burden, utilised in the arduous physical labor of collecting charred skeletons.

Tension; atonement; malign

[phej]

His atonement for maligning the gods relieved tension between him and the laity.

alienation; economy; model

[Merle]

The young Austrian director's re-imagining of Brecht's The Caucasian Chalk Circle, complete with strobe lighting, pounding techno music and enormous model elephants, certainly achieved the alienation effect the playwright championed but failed to convince as an allegory for our troubled economy.

etiolated
minuscule
pander

[Kris]

The tall, odorous man of particularly shady character was known for his williningness to pander to even the most vile requests from customers, the most recent involving a Peruvian donkey, a minuscule chair and several etiolated lettuces.

Monochromatic; disembowel; bigotry

[phej]

We disemboweled the cultist because of his monochromatic bigotry.

acquiesce; lumbar; radiance

[Nikita]

The additional lumbar support in the businessman's Mercedes caused such great comfort as to weaken his vigilance and to cause him to accidentally acquiesce to a rotten deal in which he lost millions of dollars, but the radiance with which his wife shone after their rendezvous in the Mercedes wiped it from his mind.


hieroglyphics; aerospace; nautilus

[phej]

The aerospace engineers didn't understand why the call letters on the shuttle were replaced with hieroglyphics denoting a nautilus.

ameliorate; commensurate; light

[Nikita]

Employees making light of the new regime were sternly reminded that the new boss's policy will ameliorate each worker's salary commensurate not with his experience or need, but with his ability and productive output.


undertaker; pimp; corn-on-the-cob

[themuzicman]

"Per instructions, the undertaker said, "The pimps bits will be replaced with corn-on-the-cob."

oracle
hydrochloric
eighty

[phej]

It will take over eighty days to dissolve the Oracle of Delphi's statue with hydrochloric acid.

Hygroscopic; anteroom; plough

[nowt]

The rusted plough in the museum's anteroom is demonstrably hygroscopic.

hypothrombinemia; gigayear; adient

[Nikita]

His adient nature is forever in conflict with his hypothrombinemia due to the risks he chooses to take, which caused his father to exclaim, "You won't last even a fraction of a gigayear if you keep this up!"


julep; magpie; veritas

[phej]

It must have been my mint julep hitting me, but I saw sitting atop Veritas a magpie.

verse; ribald; orgasm

[nowt]

There is such a verse
of content so perverse,
ones balls will detach
in orgasm without match--
says my ribald re-ball nurse.

vizsla; mola; stanhope

[Kris]

The agitated, balding man rode seated on his jet-powered Stanhope, aggressively waving a deceased common mola in his right hand as he pursued his escaping Vizsla.

dirge; indoctrination; mendacious

[themuzicman]

The mendacious indoctrination of the plebes was accompanied by a dirge.

engulf
utilize
gullet

[phej]

He utilized his gullet to engulf the slice of apple pie.

paper (v); cardiac; lease

[themuzicman]

After the cardiac arrest, he felt a new lease on life, and decided to paper his whole house.

coincide
yolk
therapy

[phej]

The yolk therapy coincides with his getting better.

botanist; scourge; chain-mail

[Nikita]

The botanist is engaged in a fantasy in which he is the scourge of the Roman Empire as he faces her armies with no protection or weapon save a chain-mail jock strap.


vector; vasectomy; kleptomania

[themuzicman]

He changed his vector which would have taken him to the stock broker's waller, as his need for a vasectomy temporarily put aside his kleptomania.

Eucharist
Incessant
hermaphrodite

[phej]

The hermaphrodite's incessant need for an hourly Eucharist was putting the priest at odds.

tort; seduce; divest

[themuzicman]

Tort liability seduced him into divesting his interest in copyright law.

Tranquil
Ghastly
Incarnation

[Nikita]

The bodhisattva was tranquil even at the thought of the ghastly incarnation of evil that sprang up before her in the form of INTJ.


paratrooper; boobs; rococo

[phej]

The paratrooper was ogling at the nubile's rococo tattoos on her boobs.

anatman; staccato; register (v)

[Nikita]

The doctrine of anatman caused preconceived notions of being to register like staccato upon the music of his well-ordered life.


jiu-jitsu; genesis; babylon

[themuzicman]

Jui-jitsu had it's genesis in bablylon..

Santa
impale
Christmas-tree (can anyone see where this is going?)

[phej]

Santa was impaled by the Christmas tree.

fifty-one; listen; kamma

[themuzicman]

Although it only has 51 members, the kamma listen to their superiors intently

ficus
carnivorous
materially

[AaronSheffield]

Despite numerous attempts to produce a genetically-modified carnivorous ficus, I was unable to produce a plant that differed materially from the common, benign, variants.

recruit
impact
narrative

[themuzicman]

The narrative so impacted the recruit that he dedicated his life to becoming a general.

Colonel
brazier
indifferent

[AaronSheffield]

The top brass were far from indifferent about the release of a video tape showing a prominent Colonel drunk and dancing in a club wearing nothing but his army briefs and a brazier.

processed
weighting
role

[themuzicman]

The role of weighting is to more accurately measure the cheese that has been processed.

Ukulele
hamstring (n)
sardonic

[CatalystAK]

The sardonic Ukulele player pulled her hamstring on stage.

Superlative
Etymology
Eventuality

[Nikita]

The notion of eventuality has a superlative etymology.


daguerreotype; floccinaucinihilipilification; ekistics

[Farion]

Many experts have determined the floccinaucinihilipilification of the daguerreotype in the book regarding ekistics as there is an identical, much higher quality photo of the settlement on the same page.

telepathy, teleportation, teleology

[Nikita]

The adventurer of the mind expressed his belief in the abilities of telepathy and teleportation from the viewpoint of teleology.


heuristics; humanism; hippopotamus

[phej]

One of the heuristics of humanism is that we should be really nice to a hippopotamus.

bond (v); majuscule; poetess

[Nikita]

The poetess, imbibing the power of her pen, exclaimed, "Bond with your henchmen, majuscule General and lead them into verse!"


gorgon; appraise (v.); fulminate

[nowt]

A nuclear explosion is as diplomatic as a gorgon appraised and fulminate.

awl; owl; counterintuitive

[Nikita]

The young hunter's decision to use an awl in a slingshot to kill the owl seemed counterintuitive to the seasoned vet.


bromide; dialectical; serendipitous

[nowt]

A dialectical argument, whether of bromide or not, is no more serendipitous than finding a thing the last place you look, if looking were thought and finding, preconceived.

swerght; ikoliniki; tdartz

[themuzicman]

The words on the page were "Swerght", "ikolinki" and "tdartz", and he realized that he was not cut out for foreign languages.

Imbibe
graded
yesterday

[Nikita]

I imbibe only that which strengthens me, therefore when the steeply graded mountain road resulted in my car careening off a cliff yesterday, I walked away unscathed.


usury; nymphomaniac; assonance

[phej]

Under the stress of her obligations, which she considered usury, the nymphomaniac's speech patterns became locked not in a stutter, but in repeated assonance.

auctioneer; brothel; croon (v)

[themuzicman]

When the auctioneer's gavel fell, he looked forward to singing for charity, but didn't know he would croon at a brothel.

Warble
unction
parse

[Merle]

Paul was determined to speak Swedish on holiday and hoped it would operate as an unction to being better received by the locals; as he attempted to parse the menu out loud, however, he realised his deranged sounding warble was having the opposite effect.

catalepsy
nous
plangent

[Cerridwyn]

The princess had been under the care of the world's greatest physicians and sorcerers for many days when suddenly she made a plangent. Her psychiatrist was of great nous and determined that she had been faking the catalepsy to get the attention of one of her nights. Alas, her ploy failed, and he has ran off with her handmaiden.

[themuzicman]

That --- ---- stole me ----- arrrr!

Pirate
Plumber
Priest

[nowt]

A pirate, a plumber and a priest walk into a gay bar.

Conestoga; Lilliputian; Jovian

[Merle]

Lucy set forth in her conestoga to greet the Lilliputian ambassador, readying herself to feel positively jovian beside him.

Camargue
blandishment
camphoraceous

[Nikita]

The apothecary of Camargue blushed at my blandishment upon being cured by his camphoraceous concoction.


heliotrope; almuce; trigon

[phej]

The primate's almuce was a heliotrope trigon.

amorous; amoral; annex

[themuzicman]

Though he considered amorous activity to be amoral, he did annex his beliefs with the idea that no on should get hurt in the process.

Hostile
Flirtatious
gregarious

[tp6626]

Though he considered amorous activity to be amoral, he did annex his beliefs with the idea that no on should get hurt in the process.

Hostile
Flirtatious
gregarious
Come in echo one... come in... flirtatious hostile acting all gregarious in sector 7.


tucked-away, inverted, osteopath

[nowt]

If you've an inverted supernumerary nipple tucked-away -anywhere-, do see an osteopathologist immediately: they pay good money to excise, season and deepfry such delicacies.

wheatgerm; juniper; thorax

[phej]

He got a mix of wheatgerm and juniper berries stuck in his thorax.

respire; odium; plantain

[Merle]

Julian's body relaxed as the plantain, the source of his intense odium, was removed from the table - he could finally respire normally again.

amice
cantaloupe
paleographic

[tp6626]

He sat enthusiastically reading his paleographic literature, not noticing that the melon, cantaloupe, that he was eating, was dripping all over his nice new amice.

That was quite difficult!

Balsam, diplomat, fission.

[phej]

Instead of blessing the diplomat with his balsam, the priest's cruet experienced fission and couldn't give the benediction.

primate; cossack; glamor

[themuzicman]

The glamor of his political career ended when he wondered whether the cossack were primates.

Utilitarian
periwinkle
uber

[nowt]

Uber-Utilitarian periwinkle is the color the Jesus freak down the street used for the sweaters to dress her dogs in-- and her pantsuit matched.

alleluia; quixotic; muon

[themuzicman]

"Alleluia," exclaimed the quixotic physicist, "I've harnessed the power of the muon!"

label (v)
harangue
uncover

[Nikita]

Seeking to uncover his true feelings for her, she launched into a deeply personal harangue, smiting his character; but this caused him to label her a harpie and sever all ties.


jurisprudence; hawthorn; asphodel

[themuzicman]

He used to describe the differences in jurisprudence of Sharia law and the West as the difference between hawthorn and asphodel.

urinate
threshold
warble

[Merle]

I moved towards the threshold of the patio to urinate and let out a little warble as I went.

mania
palanquin
pantechnicon

[tp6626]

I moved towards the threshold of the patio to urinate and let out a little warble as I went.

mania
palanquin
pantechnicon
In a delirious mania, the men watched as what seemed a gold & diamond encrusted palanquin, was delicately unloaded from the back of the pantechnicon.


reflexive, cuticle, turbulent

[themuzicman]

I jerked in a reflexive way as we hit turbulent air as I cut a cuticle.

Justify
grant (v)
Iterate

[AaronSheffield]

I am tired of having to iterate the many circumstances which justify our refusal to grant our consent to moving forward with this procedure.

summary
blueprint
bronze

[Nikita]

The thief's blueprint pinpointed the location of the bronze artifact in the museum, but he gave only a summary of its worth to his shifty cohorts.


fort; carapace; vehemence

[themuzicman]

The future of the fractured carapace that was the remains of the fort was debated with vehemence.

fortnight
Gehenna
thrust

[Merle]

Once a fortnight, Max was thrust into the bowels of Gehenna, made to swallow shards of glass in tomato ketchup and stew in a warm bath of vinegar for 6 hours as retribution for his philandering.

Intumescent
Madrigal
Simpering

[Nikita]

The intumescent conductor of the madrigal choir told the simpering alto to enhance her talent and strive to be a soprano.


vaulted; xylophonic; assuagement

[phej]

The xylophonic sounds from the vaulted room were an assuagement for the fussy infant.

rotund; pike; tinker

[Zombicide]

The rotund boy gladly gave an anal reception to the once only tantalizing pike while joyously giving a tinker to his genitals.

Massacre
America
Recovery

[themuzicman]

After the massacre of many towns in the south, America won her independence and her recovery from despotism and imperialism began.

Unilateral
consortium
mage

[AaronSheffield]

The unilateral actions of the rogue mage were so disturbing that the world consortium of magical practitioners revoked his membership unanimously.

Function
Loan
Internal

[ClydeB]

Our internal audit showed that the amortization function was off by .625 percent when calculating 15 year loans.

shenanigan
hypoglycemic
visceral

[Nikita]

The hypoglycemic Juno had a visceral reaction to orange tic tacs and said, "Enough with this shenanigan!"


hepatitis; cribbage; balmy

[themuzicman]

On a balmy Sunday over our weekly game of cribbage, he told us that he has hepatitis.

revolver
illogical
hamster

[AaronSheffield]

Trusting a hamster with your revolver is an illogical decision at best.

dainty
invoked
ethanol

[Merle]

Susan invoked the spirit of Alice as she downed the dainty vial of ethanol.

palimpsest
naptha
concubine

[Zombicide]

When we christened the sheets the passion between my concubines and I burned like a billion kiloliters of naphtha (not sure if this was the intended word or if there is some alternate spelling), leaving our previously inscribed bed sheets a palimpsest written in the searing of our eternal undying love.

Prude
Porn
Pecker

[Nikita]

Even O'Reilly the prude had a little hands-on action with his pecker watching Jenna Jameson's porn flick.


hematoma; diaphanous; codswallop

[phej]

The doctor, upon seeing that the capillary wasn't diaphanous, but filled with a hematoma, yelled, "Codswallop!"

econometric; encode; procrastinate

[Nikita]

The hacker who wanted to procrastinate doing any real work tried to devise a system for doing his homework using an econometric system, experimenting with a new way to encode data.


hardening; applause; quicksilver

[themuzicman]

As the applause began, he felt the liquid in his hand slowly hardening, and he realized it was quicksilver.

Posterior
Training
harvard

[Nikita]

While training for the rowing team at Harvard, he injured his posterior on a harshly swung paddle.


joist; offal; quintessential

[phej]

The quintessential joist was not perfect; the laborers left offal in it.

fleece; pressure; gild

[Merle]

After a number of arduous years searching, Jason felt some pressure to grab the nearest plain white fleece and gild it.

concomitance
parlous
mendicant

[AaronSheffield]

From his position on the street corner, the mendicant could only marvel at the willing concomitance of the two young firefighters as they followed their squad leader into the parlous inferno down the block.

conflagration
haiku
Visio

[nowt]

conflagration--
burning leaves
of haiku

Visio, 17th century

death
unicorn
turpentine

[themuzicman]

The death of the last unicorn was caused by huffing turpentine.

Latitude
smarmy
altitude

[limbo]

Due to her career altitude, the smarmy director could give the actress much latitude in her performance.

disingenuous
reap
bovine

[hubcap]

He was soon to learn that as the result of his disengenuous nature and bovine flatulence he would reap that which he had sown.

chocolate
chicken
suave

[Synapse]

John was quick to realize that he was not as suave as he thought; the chocolate covered chicken was a unpalatable catastrophe of a desert.

magnanimous
legerdemain
lackadaisical

[Nikita]

The magnanimous magician drew the crowd's attention with fire and lights, disguising the legerdemain before their eyes; and only the lackadaisical frat guy saw the trick because he didn't feel like looking at the light show.


judgmental
prostrating
didactic

[Synapse]

The feeble student prostrated before the highly-judgmental sensei who informed him that the exercise in which the pupil was to jump through spiked spinning poles was merely a didactic exercise and not one to injure.

punctilious
lambent
ostracize

[Nikita]

The punctilious administrator decided, in her wisdom, not to ostracize the floaty little INFP fairy with the lambent wit.

pizzeria
koala
fulcrum

[AaronSheffield]

"Fulcrum", that trendy new bar/pizzeria downtown, actually has a live koala as its mascot.

Latin
Indiana
Rapids

[Nikita]

The white rapids of Latin America brought out the Indiana Jones in the computer geek on holiday.


copper
halcyon
diatribe

[AaronSheffield]

As the metallurgy professor launched into a rambling diatribe about the many uses of copper, I retreated into my memories of the halcyon days before college.

Buffalo (animal)
Buffalo (verb)
Buffalo (place)

[Nikita]

"Don't buffalo me when I'm holding a loaded gun," said the twitchy hunter from Buffalo poised to shoot the buffalo in the wilds of Montana on his first hunting expedition.


harrowing
horrifying
hirsute

[sharpy]

The harrowing and near death experience of the man was caused by the horrifying and hirsute caveman wielding a club.

raffish
refulgent
redivivus

[Nikita]

Her redivivus form was refulgent, obscuring his vision which was previously only attuned to of the raffish in life.


carcass
complexion
accordance

[Zhen]

In accordance with the ritual, she wordlessly carried out her duty, however her downcast eyes did not fail to conceal a hue to her complexion that was not unlike the saturated sheets which wrapped the bloody carcass.

party
participatory
partial

[Athene]

You are being served for participatory non-compliance with party principles and therefore being a partial participant in the alleged incident mentioned in the preceding paragraph.

judgement
lipstick
dandelion

[Nameless]

Her boyfriend passed so much judgement on her lipstick that she squirted dandelion juice in his eye.

rabies
psychic
discordant

[nowt]

Turn up the disco of your soul, cuz there's a discordant psychic rabies sale, this Saturday only!

calluna
synecdoche
stet

[Nameless]

There had been an error in the dictionary: the world callunda was on the section containing stet-synechdoche instead of in the C section.

numbness
fancied
rodeo

[Phoenix rising]

He fancied his chances at the rodeo, but afterwards he regretted it due to long lasting numbness of his nethers.

Paradigm, pickled, prolapse

[Athene]

With the prolapse of the reigning government, there ensued an paradigm shift of such proportions that the old, pickled regime became immediately obsolete under the higher power.

Worm
Ocean
Reverential

[Nameless]

With the prolapse of the reigning government, there ensued an paradigm shift of such proportions that the old, pickled regime became immediately obsolete under the higher power.

Worm
Ocean
Reverential

The crew was referred to as reverential after embarking on a 5 year project to scour the ocean floor and finding a new species worms in the process.

teleportation (can you believe that teleportation is not in the firefox dictionary?)
grudge
pink

[Synchronicity]

The scientist had a long-standing grudge against his colleague over that teleportation accident involving his pink nightie.

juice
equivocate
reckless

[Athene]

The reckless juice-drinker tried to equivocate for not paying the child for all the lemonade he impulsively downed.

patriotic
tyranny
atmosphere

[azelismia]

the patriotic atmosphere of the little town did little to disguise the tyranny of it's mayor archibald fink.


oatmeal
typhoid
sea urchin

[Phoenix rising]

A sea urchin infected with typhoid, is no less dangerous when ingested with oatmeal.

Melancholy, nausea, spoon

[Nikita]

He stuffed a spoon down his throat to appease the nausea, but shoved it in too hard, though his formerly melancholy mood was now too immersed in pain to dwell on his ostracism.


jocularly
wraith
vagiscope

[nowt]

The wraith which haunted the vagiscope would laugh jocularly whenever the instrument were used upon those who had received plastic surgery.

tuxedo; albedo; Phaedo

[Nameless]

The wraith which haunted the vagiscope would laugh jocularly whenever the instrument were used upon those who had received plastic surgery.

tuxedo; albedo; Phaedo

While pondering about the signifance of albedo and their implications, he spilled something on the master copy of Phaedo and all he had was the tuxedo he was wearing to clean it up with.

gangster
tumbled
shocked

[Tragic Hero]

The gangster tumbled down the stairs as the shocked onlookers stood with mouths agape.

antediluvian
pettifogger
unctuous

[Nameless]

antediluvian
pettifogger
unctuous

this is why this topic goes nowhere.

[Scenery]

The old, wart-ladden pettifogger climbed aboard the strangely antediluvian-looking ship and shivered; he knew that unctuous apprentice of his was out to get him, when and where, he didn't know.

exonerated
conflagration
mousy

[Infernal]

The exonerated omen ignited a violent conflagration, and the mousy mill burst into flames at his own will...

Exigent
Myrmidon
Obstinance

[hutbug]

The exonerated omen ignited a violent conflagration, and the mousy mill burst into flames at his own will...

Exigent
Myrmidon
Obstinance

Myrmidon's army had been guilty of obstinance, and a solution to the problem was exigent.

schadenfreude
micromanaged
farsighted

[Roxie]

The micromanaged employees rebelled against the lack of proper farsighted decisions by the schadenfreude manager three levels above.

apprehension
benevolence
candlelight

[Myotis]

The eerie candlelight, glowing in the dark, emitted an aura of both apprehension and benevolence.

cathartic
curt
niggard

[Scenery]

The Doctor was always curt with anyone who called him a niggard until one day when he reached the cathartic realization that he spent less than 10% of his yearly income. Perhaps they were right after all?

manifesto
forge
shock

[Merle]

As a non-verbal Shock Manifesto, to forge a 22ft replica of your penis in 24k gold is neither original nor inspiring.

badinage
cumquat
fractionated

[Kisai]

For a fractionated hour, the children hurled cumquats from the garden at each other in badinage.

dimensional; coquettish; rutabaga.

[plotthickens]

The winter still life was bland -- even the rutabaga appeared 2-dimensional though it was posed to peak coquettishly from behind a grouping of carrots.

smorgasbord
revival
heterogenous

[Synapse]

Stashing a heterogeneous smorgasbord of canned goods in his basement, the survivalist precipitated the revival of the survivalist movement after he was one of the few in his small town to survive the Category 5 hurricane that killed 99% of his town's population.

unction
machairodont
radix

[Kisai]

"I take unction at your diorama of the fossillized tooth of the machairodont" said the curator, " It juts from the jaw at an inapproprate radix."

apostate, pie, panic

[plotthickens]

The wretched apostate, panicked at the thought that the bootprint would be forever marked on his seat, ran from the church hunched over the pie. "And stay out, Tom Thumb!"

irreverant
couth
tree

[Synapse]

"Irreverent about your apathy, hiding behind the shell of your sordid couth! Hang from the the tree predicting your macabre misfortune!" the metal singer screamed into the microphone.*

*I've been waiting forever to finally say something that sounds like it came from a metal song in this post... Thank you.

vapid
labanotation
facinorous

[NYK]

his vapidness of labinotations led me to believe that he was very deep in his facinorous way.

algorhythmic
rhetorical
concrete

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lol oops

[plotthickens]

His rhetorical exhalations had no content; indeed, they were almost algorhythmic in their repeating lack of concrete ideas. So I took a nap.

Space
Picket
Commander

[NYK]

space commanders stand in picket lines.

rudamentary
undulation
forensic

[azelismia]

space commanders stand in picket lines.

rudamentary
undulation
forensic

in his Rudimentary studies in Forensic technology he noted that the undulation of the cilia was absent in the undead subject as the undead suddenly snapped into alertness and ate his brain.


pianoforte
microbiology
stratalounger

[NYK]

first off. LOL.
as they sit in srataloungers modified by the microbiology scientists, they listen to their pianoforte sounds.

prudency
maniacal
ashes

[Myotis]

The old man licked the tip of his index finger, and spread some of the ashes on the ground right before closing the little bottle with great prudency and a maniacal smile on his face.

Blather
Glum
Ad Nauseam

[NYK]

my relentless blather ad nauseam is glum and again relentless.

penetration
ragdoll
parlament

[azelismia]

my relentless blather ad nauseam is glum and again relentless.

penetration
ragdoll
parlament


He thought that the ragdoll with the hidden camera was the perfect device for enemy penetration into the closed doors of parliament, but they noticed it right away.

(the only pictures gained were of officials playing with dolls).

mugshot
oysters
ballet slippers

[NYK]

lolz

the mugshots of the oysters with ballet slipers was most disturbing. what was more disturbing was the crime.

cannabalism
maladaptive
imperative

[Double Victory]

Though it was imperative for me to fit in with the human race, I found that my species' tendency toward solving altercations through cannibalism turned out to be rather maladaptive.

foibles
histrionic
ineffable

[Zhen]

That which was ineffable, arising from a convoluted cascade of the protagonist's foibles, manifested itself superbly in her histrionic ability.

erudition
ferlie
sorely

[Frosted]

Though she had seen life through erudition, she sorely sought for a ferlie companion.


keep
some
hour

btw I was the creator of ths game. Well, it was 2 words when I made it.

[Zyberst]

The elderly man desperately tried to keep at least some of the space station safe from zombies, but sadly he failed, and within the next hour the station was overrun and every living being was eaten.

diety tablespoon aaand... ... chimney

[Frosted]

the deity was so displeased with the progress on the new chimney that he immediately dropped his tablespoon when he saw the truck arrive with more bricks.

epic
farm
lust



edit: lol forgot table

[freeeekyyy]

I had an epic lust for the daughter of my boss at the farm where I worked.

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oops
new words

controlling
intrinsic
fanciful

[Frosted]

The fanciful whore was accompanied by her controlling husband, the same man who could see her intrinsic beauty.

apple
reprimand
course

[freeeekyyy]

I had to reprimand my son for eating an apple in the first course of dinner.

artist
flavor
keyboard

[Still Standing]

Last night at Denny's Pub, flavor-of-the-month artist Monty Riley dazzled the audience with his prowess on the keyboard.

cuticle
angel
pregnant

[Frosted]

Although the angel was an abused pregnant trailer trash wife, her cuticles were well maintained.


nail
theory
love

[freeeekyyy]

To nail the theory of love requires a deep understanding of the human heart.

compute
intitiate
jeans

[plotthickens]

Transported in the middle of dressing, she stood there in her jeans and bra and stared at the machine's whirring lights and listened to the insistant, genderless voice: "Does not compute, initiate core dump y/n?"

Fraudulent
luxuriate
fry

[Still Standing]

The defendant's fraudulent scheme was referred to as "small fry" by the judge, who had been known to luxuriate at taxpayers' expense during his 35-year career.

vomitory
cruciverbalist
widget

[lowbrass]

The scene at the courthouse today turned to that of a vomitory while accused rapist, and popular cruciverbalist, Maximilian Wordsworth, demonstrated to jurors how he utilized his delectable widget to immobilize his victims.

indubitably
somnambulist
Bocephus

[Still Standing]

Hank Williams Jr., aka Bocephus, was left in a state of shock when his one-night stand, who was indubitably a somnambulist, got up in the middle of the night and started running aimlessly outside, in her birthday suit.

objectify
nature
redundant

[plotthickens]

It is not uncommon for nature lovers to objectify the human race into an evil beyond human reckoning, which is beyond redundant and into self-derision and self-loathing.

Penny-ante
squint
loden

[Still Standing]

The elderly man, wearing a loden coat to stay warm in the unheated and dimly-lit basement, had to squint to see his opponent's hand but finally conceded that, yet again, he had lost another round of penny-ante poker.

exemplification
ergo
cousin

[plotthickens]

That bruise? My cousin punched me in the arm, the exemplification of why INTJs like me do not like family; ergo why I'm almost never at these stupid family reunion things.

Ferocious
Friendly
Friday

[Zyberst]

She was ferocious with him, he tried to futilely to be friendly, but eventually it all came to end when she got mauled by a polar bear on friday the 13th.

Interception abstract and percentile

[lowbrass]

How an interception in football changes the course of a game is abstract, but one thing we know is that teams in the upper percentile of forced turnovers usually end up with better records.

bulbous, betwixt, belligerent

[Still Standing]

Despite a bulbous nose standing out betwixt her big bulging eyes and a few broken teeth peeking through her wry smile, the bearded belligerent woman seemed quite attractive to the lonely, sex-starved soldier.

didgeridoo
funeral
paraphernalia

[Zyberst]

The funeral was held in Australia and the music was played with a didgeridoo, the autopsy stated that she had died by ingesting too much paraphernalia, it didn't state specifically what it was, she died at the young age of 3012.

[Still Standing]

Ingesting articles of equipment or accessory items? Really?

And what are your 3 words?

Let's say this:
artichoke
downhill
lavender

[plotthickens]

I watched my toes wiggling happily against the grass on the hill's downslope, lifted my face to the sun, and inhaled the heavenly aroma of stuffed picnic artichokes on the lavender-laden summer air.

[gecko]

3 words:

Pegasus
Vitriolic
youtube.com

[Still Standing]

Thank you!

Fed up with all the mocking and prejudice against flying horses, the Pegasus responded to its critics in a vitriolic video and had it posted on Youtube.com; soon enough, the winged stallion received massive support from the online volahippophile community.

chainsaw
underwear
vapor

[westcoaster]

The man in his underwear unwittingly caused his own death by starting up his chainsaw without smelling the vapor seeping into his garage from the gas main leak.

giraffe
Fannie Mae
Greece

[Cooper]

Fannie Mae rode a giraffe around Greece.

Skyjacker
Buffalo wings
Flooring

[lowbrass]

My friend, always raving about his truck and his skyjacker lift kit, thought he was being funny until, upon flooring the gas to scale a curb, his bucket of buffalo wings bounced off the seat, into the air, and dumped all of the edibles onto the floor.

floculation, diurnal, stingy

[Still Standing]

The chemistry blogosphere I frequent, though generally stingy in its posts, has been all abuzz in the past few days about how diurnal variations in the temperature of waste water can affect the coagulation/flocculation process during treatment.

defenestrate
serendipity
oxymoron

[unabridgedone]

My roommate considers blind dates to be acts of potential planned serendipity; I, however, dislike the oxymoron of her logic and wish I could defenestrate her silly, romantic notions.

cathartic
amalgamation
waddle

[Dolores]

Jonathan T. Rowles - known for his waddle and eccentric demeanour - was in favour of an amalgamation which he considered a cathartic exercise.

compassion
fork
blue

[Thirdie]

While I was eating some rabbit meat, I saw the cook opening the door to the kitchen as he went to talk to a bunch of customers. I could see another rabbit trapped in a cage, in the kitchen and couldn't help but feel compassion for it. While I'm not vegetarian, I could have put my fork back on the table out of mercy to the dead rabbit, yet my belly's call overpowered my heart's.

Inkling
Scathing
Steady

[Still Standing]

^I believe the game is "Use it in a sentence," not "Use it in a paragraph." :-P

Having to cope with yet another scathing rejection, the poor lovestruck lad hadn't the faintest inkling of what he was supposed to do to get himself a steady girlfriend.

marbles
disobedience
volcano

[Dolores]

Jayden Moore has a temper like a volcano and he definitely lost his marbles for he insists on disobedience.


caprice
toilet paper
angel

[unabridgedone]

The girl's mother was committing an act of caprice when instead of making snow angel, as she had planned, she created a devil out of glue and toilet paper.

strawberry
calculator
oscillate

[Still Standing]

Because the stupid calculator that my boss had purchased was unable to indicate if a graph could oscillate infinitely many times in a neighborhood of zero, I left the campus in a fit of rage and bought myself a strawberry sundae to cool down.

marshmallow
cushion
carburator

[Dolores]

I made myself comfortable on the couch with a cusion and a blanket, eating a marshmallow, while thinking of how to repair the carburator of my little pickup.


furtive
grammar
refrigerator

[Minerva]

While I was practicing my Spanish Grammar, I saw a furtive little mouse scurry under the refridgerator.

cryogenics
paper
lawn

[Dolores]

Listen, Chris, cryogenics is the study of the production of very low temperature and the behavior of materials at those temperatures, and - as they just said on the news it was the coldest day in winter - I thought we burn a few sheets of paper on the lawn in order to study the behavior.


justice
strawberry
drizzle

[Still Standing]

I must say, seasoning that hazelnut goat cheese salad with a drizzle of strawberry dressing actually did it justice!

whistle
caterpillar
compass