View Full Version : Use it in a sentence
07-14-2009, 07:00 PM
One person gives two words, any words that aren't slang, and the next poster has to use them in a sentence.
Only rule, as to make it interesting, if I say use "deterrent" and "food" you can't make a sentence like: "It's easy to use the words deterrent and food in a sentence." Make real sentences.
As a side note, I'm not sure how long this game could last, I'm thinking some words might be impossible to combine in a sentence.
OK, I'll start:
07-14-2009, 07:05 PM
Carrion, a crow's meat, was laying on the road ready to be eaten.
"cold" and "spider"
07-14-2009, 07:09 PM
Cold weather can kill a spider.
07-14-2009, 07:14 PM
I spotted a rather beautiful cloud while I took out the garbage.
"flanked" and "heard"
07-14-2009, 07:33 PM
I heard the doorway is flanked by ferocious flamingos.
Caveat and mouse
07-14-2009, 08:45 PM
Before leaving for their summer vacation, the couple made a small caveat for the caretaker to watch for a mouse they saw as it can transmit fleas to their cat.
07-14-2009, 08:51 PM
Ah... he fell asleep during sex from the glut of alcohol he consumed.
rabbits and inquisition
07-14-2009, 08:55 PM
Roger Rabbit delivered a serious inquisition to Suzie Rabbit as to if he was the father of her babies.
sleep and jewels
07-15-2009, 02:33 AM
When the socialite finally succumbed to sleep, a cat burglar stole the jewels she had stored in her freezer.
(Slang version: After John surrendered to sleep, Lorena cut off his jewels. - I couldn't resist, lol.)
"harp" and "gallows"
07-15-2009, 02:42 AM
The harp player hung from the gallows. (wow!)
07-15-2009, 04:46 AM
After being injured in his orifice, he was a vegetable for the rest of his life.
07-15-2009, 04:52 AM
Everyone should be sure to duck when themuzicman is handed the INTJf flamethrower.
puddles and itchy
07-15-2009, 05:20 AM
Ever since she brushed and combed puddles, she's been all itchy.
defense and defeat
The quickest way to defeat is by having a poor defense.
shock and cumbersome
07-15-2009, 09:12 AM
It was a shock to find out the backpack was so cumbersome.
banana and toothbrush
Whenever I eat a banana, I have to use my toothbrush afterwards.
relinquish and linguini
07-15-2009, 09:26 AM
You shall relinquish custody of my linguini lunch, good sir!
Airport and telephone
07-15-2009, 09:49 AM
When I got to the airport, I realized I had forgotten me telephone
I wasn't sure what toppings were available for my ice cream, but when I saw a pickle, I was filled with excitement.
07-15-2009, 10:02 AM
To aid in wedging the obese mouse from the mousetrap we used Vaseline.
Jail and Feces
07-15-2009, 10:10 AM
The rookie jail guard was taught how to deflect feces thrown by prisioners.
Bend / Yellow
07-15-2009, 10:12 AM
The banana was yellow and had a perfect bend to it.
Wheaties / Richard Simmons
07-15-2009, 10:37 AM
Richard Simmons has a wheaties addiction.
07-15-2009, 10:52 AM
He would pontificate to the squirrels because they were the only ones who listened, and only when he brought peanuts.
07-15-2009, 11:09 AM
The beagle enjoyed a somewhat painful sexual encounter with the neighbor's oversized Great Dane.
Seven and Ocean
07-15-2009, 11:12 AM
She sailed the seven oceans... Oh.. wait...
All she wanted was power and money, but she wound up pregnant instead.
hotdog and concrete
07-15-2009, 11:26 AM
My overpriced hotdog fell on the concrete floor rendering it inedible.
dictionary and song
07-15-2009, 11:49 AM
The jesters, lovers and the poets are all stars in a grand opera, bursting into song with a great thesaurus and dictionary of magnificence.
shaking and whale
07-15-2009, 11:50 AM
I was shaking with the cool air as I watched the whale.
Defenestrated and blood
07-15-2009, 11:54 AM
I Defenestrated the body and cleaned up the blood.
From my experiences at carnival, I always thought that unicorns had a pole impaled vertically through their chest.
hamster & ice cream
07-15-2009, 03:27 PM
My sneaky hamster munched on my ice cream.
Onion and iPod
07-15-2009, 03:32 PM
I made sure to bag the onion separately from the iPod because the onion would probably burn its "i"s.
Trailor and pulse.
07-15-2009, 03:35 PM
Addie's pulse quickened slightly, when she first spotted the strange woman circling the trailer park with a hair pin en garde.
07-15-2009, 04:09 PM
I was stricken with schadenfreude when my coworker's alarm clock caused him to be late.
Book and skunk
07-15-2009, 04:20 PM
I was so happy to have found my dropped book under the crawlspace of the front porch, until I realized it was being enjoyed as a blanket by a large skunk.
07-15-2009, 05:34 PM
I'm not averse to adverse conditions when I travel. I'm an adventurer.
07-15-2009, 05:37 PM
With a charming dash of her usual aplomb, Charlotte, an ENTP, rushed through a summary of hagiography in last-minute prep for the comprehensive exam on saints.
07-15-2009, 07:30 PM
The baby - pink fiber from a small frock suggested the horrible truth that no one wanted to admit... infanticide. Of course the macabre outcome was circumvented by INTJf Man.
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while practicing kickboxing in their front yard, Charles and his son drifted over into Mom's pansies during a particularly intense maneuver.
bricks and spoons
07-15-2009, 07:51 PM
I flung some bricks with a spoon at her.
Dollar and 17:00
07-15-2009, 08:07 PM
At 17:00 hours I spent my last dollar on a lottery ticket.
grease and star
07-15-2009, 09:33 PM
How did he move up from a grease-stained mechanic to a star worth millions?!
friend and service
07-15-2009, 09:57 PM
I wasn't getting much action so my female friend did me a favor and serviced me yesterday.
balloon and exhaust
07-15-2009, 10:10 PM
Why don't you take that balloon and shove it up your exhaust?
opium and helium
07-15-2009, 10:13 PM
Opium can get you higher than a helium balloon ever can.
diverse and gulp
07-15-2009, 10:47 PM
At 711 I try to be diverse with my selection of sodas in my big gulp.
07-15-2009, 11:13 PM
Where's the words man?
07-15-2009, 11:19 PM
mall and profit
07-16-2009, 12:49 AM
A profit told me I'd find love at the mall.
Side note: this site must get restored from backups often cuz this is the second time I had to repost.
sound and blood
07-16-2009, 01:59 AM
Nothing compares to the sweet sound of blood gushing from a fatal wound, nothing save the splendor of the final breath.
"foxhole" "gogo boots"
07-16-2009, 02:07 AM
I wore gogo boots when I approached the foxhole. (Though not sure if those are words)
school and frown
07-16-2009, 04:32 AM
he looked down at the school of fish and frowned, as these were not the kind he was looking for.
her lover was so inept, he brought a rutabaga instead of the proper appliance.
solicitous and junkyard
07-16-2009, 07:17 AM
The junkyard dog was solicitous to bite all tresspassers
Listening to 'Love Potion #9', Sam began to get the feeling that the song was infinite.
chain and coffee
07-16-2009, 07:58 AM
There she sat at the counter, chain smoking and drinking coffee
07-16-2009, 09:38 AM
One will see many rocks in the country.
fuse and sour
07-16-2009, 09:41 AM
The fuse for the kitchen blew while I was away, and the milk in the refrigerator went sour.
Flashlight and camper
07-16-2009, 09:43 AM
The couple fooled around with a flashlight in the camper.
gross and moon
I was looking for the man in the moon, but saw a gross disproportioned face instead.
07-16-2009, 10:24 AM
Whenever I feel melancholy, I eat melon to feel better
07-16-2009, 10:42 AM
I opened my fridge and saw an onion alone with a cucumber.
freeze and shame
07-16-2009, 11:11 AM
I want to freeze my body due to shame.
Klavier and geometry
07-16-2009, 11:14 AM
After using much geometry, he invented a very interesting Klavier
When I found out my friend keeps a platypus in their pool, I didn't feel so bad about having a goldfish in mine.
07-16-2009, 12:20 PM
I used his clavical to remove the cleaver from his head.
07-16-2009, 02:17 PM
Dolphins cannot live in hay, how many times must I say this to you?
Blanket and fork
07-16-2009, 02:29 PM
They were under the blanket when she reached a fork in the road in their relationship
Peach and broccoli
07-16-2009, 02:32 PM
"Now," Lecter mused to himself aloud in the presence of his prey,"broccoli or a side of Peach pie?--Oh, one must not be stingy. I think you would suit both beautifully."
07-16-2009, 02:37 PM
07-16-2009, 02:52 PM
the gibbler walked into the town of frobozz and ate a lovely pork pie.
07-16-2009, 02:55 PM
The supercalifragilistioucexpialidocious secret agent bent the steel bars of his cage to free himself.
07-16-2009, 06:53 PM
As I placed some onion on my burger as I witnessed the lunar eclipse, a well known syzygy.
ion and lazy
07-16-2009, 11:35 PM
The only reason we got in this ion storm is because of our lazy pilot.
paddle and constipation
07-17-2009, 04:01 AM
You're up s**t creek without a paddle, and you have constipation...
The robot who wished to be a man wondered if he might love, or if that it was unique to men of flesh.
07-17-2009, 06:48 AM
The newest member of the oligopoly turned out to be a dud, so they had him murdered.
the strings were all floppy so the chord he strummed was rather discordant.
07-17-2009, 08:25 AM
Though his motives were dubious, he felt a sense of accomplishment in working the earth in his garden.
is it possible that a chrysalis be more beautiful than a butterfly?
07-17-2009, 08:53 AM
The beef, having been marinated and grilled to a perfect shade of pink, was salted lightly
"Jumping the shark (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)" is a phrase applied to a television show when the show becomes too corny, or veers off into absurd storylines.
07-17-2009, 09:42 AM
"My analysis is that the high wire act was far better than the circus bears."
The sweltering heat made John feel like a Polar Bear on the Equator.
07-17-2009, 09:53 AM
As I was attempting to solve the differential equation, the answer suddenly hit me with all the force of a maple tree on the noggin.
07-17-2009, 09:55 AM
While excreting urine, she used a spork to make a mess everywhere.
07-17-2009, 09:57 AM
She was as deft as a mongoose with turabian style citation, and that's not saying much.
07-17-2009, 09:58 AM
She took ownership of the komodo dragon, with the smell of madagascar in her nostrils.
07-17-2009, 11:32 AM
I filled my waterbed with water from outside and got some sandstone in it.
compact and ugly
07-17-2009, 11:45 AM
It doesn't matter how much you stare into that compact; you're still ugly.
07-17-2009, 11:49 AM
While her solo on the glockenspiel was lovely, she was too timid to be heard outside the percussion section.
07-17-2009, 01:11 PM
I knew I was suffering from dehydration when I saw a nude blonde walk out of the cornfield.
07-17-2009, 01:43 PM
The scientists unlocked the secrets of the Genesis particle, bringing happiness to humanity.
sky and despair
07-17-2009, 01:56 PM
The cold rain, falling out of the sky onto his face from steel-colored clouds, felt like despair.
Although I couldn't keep the tequila down, my friends said the eruption of vomit was magnificent.
Although Tom mostly kept himself sequestered, he could push his 'flippant button' when he found himself in the public eye.
soliloquy and keelhaul
07-17-2009, 02:42 PM
He was right in the middle of a soliloquy when they keelhauled him
She was a dainty lass, but conquered the NASCAR circuit with her skill.
objectify and running
07-17-2009, 03:13 PM
The running dialogue in this country continues to objectify women.
As Merta leaned over the gunnel, cocked her arm and jammed the harpoon in the whale, a splinter became entangled in her lace collar. Swimming had not been her intent.
stovepipe and surgery
07-17-2009, 03:43 PM
After getting stuck in the stovepipe, his shoulder required surgery.
07-17-2009, 10:46 PM
I am really freaked out about how intuitive that wacky Monte is!
07-17-2009, 11:20 PM
The exceedingly flamboyant woman was perused (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) by the town drunk.
07-18-2009, 01:05 AM
The earliest tribe of man sacrificed a hamster to the great goddess of the wheel who made their invention possible.
07-18-2009, 01:24 AM
The simpleton was sure that castration was the best payback for his neighboring farmer who stole his cattle.
Wise potato chips are often found in a grocery store atmosphere.
07-18-2009, 12:28 PM
The INTJ forum is full of people who are like me in some import ways and different enough to intrigue me.
Paladin did not go for palindromes, hence, his business card read 'Have Gun-Will Travel'.
zucchini and waterslide
ps, some of you younger folk will not get the reference, hence:
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07-18-2009, 04:14 PM
She fell off the waterslide and ended up in Mom's zucchini patch.
jelly and garage
07-18-2009, 04:37 PM
The alcoholic dropped his jelly shots on the garage floor.
When I entered the airport men's room, I had a profound realization....ANOTHER reason I don't like flying commercial jets!
coffee and chevrolet
07-18-2009, 09:51 PM
As the cops pursued my Chevrolet I sipped on my coffee thinking about a warm jail cell.
07-18-2009, 10:01 PM
The salesman’s wide smile was as false as his story about the car
07-18-2009, 10:23 PM
It was a long way to fall, breaking a bone was inevitable.
the way that bunny got her "hunny" was quite insidious.
07-19-2009, 12:02 PM
The golden sun peaked over the mountain tops and revealed the wheat sheafs left out in the field from the day before.
metal and skyscraper
07-19-2009, 06:09 PM
Skyscrapers contain metal.
07-19-2009, 06:35 PM
We discovered the essence of humanity through its cultivation and their inevitable harvest.
synthetic and tribunal
07-19-2009, 10:45 PM
Although the android driven tribunal was considered synthetic, many would agree on their moral values.
07-19-2009, 10:49 PM
It is irrational to believe all solitary people are lonely.
07-21-2009, 05:21 AM
Soldiers looking for some target practice to improve their marksmanship used a wheel of cheese set at 100 paces.
Black licorice will taint any orifice.
07-21-2009, 05:28 AM
With the aid of a hydrogen bomb, fanatics hope to level Istanbul and usher in the new era of a revived Constantinople.
An automatically minimalistic vanity might show itself as camera-shy spartan-eity.
that shade of day-glo yellow was the epitome of elegance in 80s attire.
The megamata-mata spun its brains upon a metamegamata-mata shell.
He especially admired the pulchritude of her slender artisan fingers as she deftly produced a perfectly formed miniature origami swan.
The wallet, a sentimental gift of an elephant ear, came with a cerumen seal.
07-21-2009, 07:47 AM
With much angst, he turned the ingot into an idol
Few poo like administrators do.
07-21-2009, 08:41 AM
The combination of banjo music and white lightning made images of a tesseract dance in my head.
declension "shoe leather"
If it weren't for the declension of shoe leather, we'd not have boot stew.
07-21-2009, 09:19 AM
Now that we've settled hypostasis in the trinity, pass the lemon?
07-21-2009, 09:29 AM
he wore a yarmulke which didn't match his s&m vinyl costume last halloween.
A two-toed boy loved a shoeless horse.
07-21-2009, 09:57 AM
"I love pieces play allegro" he twittered.
Only the morally bankrupt backup entrapment, don't they?
07-21-2009, 05:23 PM
The government regulations on Saffron are over 1,000 pages of dense legalese, but at least it's better than the cabbage regulations!
07-22-2009, 01:11 AM
The hillbilly sold his grandmother's Steinway piano for a bushel of hay and a donkey ride.
Simile, and the world similes with you; wry, and you catastrophe alone.
07-22-2009, 03:25 AM
I swore when I realized the stupid girl (yes, "girl," and probably on barbiturates for all I know, thank you very much) at the pie shop had given me rhubarb instead of strawberry rhubarb pie for my disillusioned mother's birthday.
Head thrown back, skin resplendent in the harmonics of tension, clavicle in profile-- so is her orgasm recalled.
Kriega von Wulf
07-22-2009, 04:27 AM
Caressing my tender median nerves over the moss, ever so soft, I realize that nature never intended for me to understand calculus.
Snow fell with the dissonant ethereality of an aural tsunami of Suomi.
07-22-2009, 09:51 AM
If ampersands were snowflakes, her paper would absolutely glisten.
07-22-2009, 06:20 PM
The senator was caught in an embarrassing scandal when a tape showcasing his glitter fetish was made with his wife.
07-22-2009, 09:30 PM
Glaring as she stood statuesque, an amazonian in feature, poison in nature.
Incarnate sadist, the koan.
07-22-2009, 09:59 PM
Navigating through the queue did they with ease, he amazed by lissome she was.
07-23-2009, 01:52 AM
Her limber form was illuminated as she danced like a gazelle across the stage.
07-23-2009, 01:59 AM
Sitting as ears to the two men was loquacious, deliberating with I's and er's, but contextual higgledy-piggledy.
Ruminate upon the moratorium of ruminations upon moratoriums, why don'cha?
07-23-2009, 06:29 AM
He thought that mentioning a few contranyms would make her sizzle with passion.
07-24-2009, 01:49 AM
In sex ed. one learns how to shoot their machinegun into a tulip.
Word one: Sexytime
Word two: Highfive
07-24-2009, 05:17 AM
After sexy-time, he high-fived her husband.
07-24-2009, 05:20 AM
He told her to rendezvous with him at the shop of the damask tailor
07-24-2009, 05:22 AM
Peculiar to the nu-Yankee dialect, "smoove groove" does not in fact, mean what you think it means.
07-24-2009, 05:27 AM
She cackled at the thought that her husband was now a cuckold
07-24-2009, 05:35 AM
Within minutes of thermonuclear detonation over the Eastern seaboard of the USA a video had been posted on Youtube with the obligatory comment - "FAIL!"
07-24-2009, 07:12 AM
One component of the ESFP is the rollicking tendency.
07-24-2009, 01:21 PM
She thought the idea of 'pocket nukes' made with Californium was whimsical at best.
07-24-2009, 01:28 PM
In the darkest, dankest corner of his very being beats the heart of a vile creature.
exfoliate and oven
I overcooked the chicken in the oven; it started to exfoliate.
07-25-2009, 08:29 PM
Raymond used rote learning to ace the Violet Assessment.
hydra and senescence
In his senescence, Hercules rambled on and on about defeating the Hydra.
07-26-2009, 01:14 PM
The church’s chorus leader fell from stage and scaring himself so badly he became a testator to protect his family.
07-27-2009, 03:58 AM
The olympian claiming to best anyone in a marathon the distance of a parsec was laughed out of the Astronomy Tower by the girl who cried, "Baloney!"
07-27-2009, 05:31 AM
While everyone on the catamaran was having fun, the INTJ sat in the corner, trying to decide whether the sequence in his head was a unigram.
07-27-2009, 06:50 PM
The menopausal soccer mom plowed her minivan right into the unicycle brigade; it was a tragic loss for novelty bike enthusiasts everywhere.
quaff and pompadour
07-27-2009, 08:27 PM
After Alice's abrupt quaff, she proceeded to vomit pompadour remains on the unsuspecting audience below her.
music and revelation
07-27-2009, 09:00 PM
I had a revelation about our consciousness after being immersed in the music of silence
07-27-2009, 09:38 PM
In an act of spite, Elizabeth and her secret lover left a puddle of love in the study.
etiquette and desolate
07-27-2009, 10:13 PM
Her lack of etiquette left her socially desolate (she was INTJ).
07-27-2009, 10:17 PM
The kindergarten class was in an uproar as the police incarcerated the teacher.
septic and caress
07-28-2009, 10:17 AM
The kindly nurse caressed the distraught septic patient.
Jar + Pigeon
07-28-2009, 06:29 PM
It didn't take long for the pigeon to suffocate in the tiny jar.
07-28-2009, 09:22 PM
I have sealed a venture capitalist in my basement until he agrees to fund my start-up company.
ostensibly + toenail
07-29-2009, 07:52 AM
His foot was amputated for gangreen, ostensibly as a result of an ingrown toenail
07-30-2009, 02:01 AM
Usings words such as "hamartology" shows a whimsical personality.
pedagogical - avaricious
07-30-2009, 07:16 AM
His pedagogical talents made him avaricious.
anthropology - fard
07-30-2009, 08:34 PM
The female anthropology student was an adept fard user.
Jesus' cheeses please us; now if only Jesus would go away.
07-30-2009, 08:50 PM
The President's jet just made it off the ground avoiding the massive earthquake, but his jet soon crashed due to a faulty aileron turnbuckle.
07-30-2009, 08:58 PM
The woman full of depth was longing for her husband to return! (Dramatic enough...wow)
cursive and blow
07-30-2009, 09:02 PM
The F on my English paper was a major blow to my motivation on study efforts on cursive writing.
Better to herd cats than hassle cowards.
07-30-2009, 09:13 PM
A kiwi cannot be harvested from a conifer.
07-31-2009, 02:20 AM
He sold his soul to the devil for a cobbler who could repair his sole.
07-31-2009, 02:53 AM
Her attempt to eat corn-on-the-cob resulted in havoc, her braces were a mess!
exemplary + failure
07-31-2009, 03:05 AM
INTJs are exemplary of emotional failure.
07-31-2009, 03:43 AM
The waif thought it a great joke to caper while stealing the jugs from the merchant.
07-31-2009, 04:16 AM
The results of the election were subject to mass rejection by the people who cried, "Recount!"
07-31-2009, 09:11 AM
In expression between lovers, a man billowing at the top of his voice about the love of his woman is near the top of the list.
07-31-2009, 10:05 AM
As she watched the billowing sails shrink into the distance, Ariadne cried out, lamenting that they had met as enemies and parted as lovers.
07-31-2009, 11:57 AM
On the long train ride, I could hardly get any sleep what from the jabbing of Winston's acerbic elbow.
07-31-2009, 12:30 PM
The widget called pleurisy.
07-31-2009, 12:47 PM
The imflammatory "Pajamatory" factory was quite exclamatory.
07-31-2009, 12:56 PM
The bo'sun's mate ordered a hamburg with cheddar cheese
07-31-2009, 07:01 PM
Judging by the newest works in the genre, it is best that ukulele music remain an historical field.
08-01-2009, 05:37 AM
Once again, -- moved up the list by --- her professor.
08-01-2009, 06:00 AM
The exasperated mom tried to explain that "they were yummy" was not a sufficient justification for eating them between meals.
08-01-2009, 02:23 PM
It's hard to be related to such a sophomoric society.
08-04-2009, 02:16 AM
The mad scientist only became cheerful when his machine succeeded in grinding whole ex-girlfriends into hamburger meat.
08-04-2009, 05:40 AM
You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest... wiiiiith... a KIPPER... and bring us kindling.
08-06-2009, 12:58 AM
The persnickety school marm considered smiling superfluous and a detriment to the thinking man's character.
I don't know how to divine the values for most logarithms, neither does my homunculus. Perhaps my homunculus's homunculus does.
08-06-2009, 05:17 AM
He though the flirting was cute, but his indignation came out when they striped down and started going at it right in the middle of the square.
He though the flirting was cute, but his indignation came out when they striped down and started going at it right in the middle of the square.
That doesn't count. Where's "couple?"
08-06-2009, 05:55 AM
He though the flirting was cute, but his indignation came out when the couple striped down and started going at it right in the middle of the square.
(it was in my head... lol)
08-06-2009, 08:31 AM
He moved hurriedly down the hallway to escape the ghastly shrieks.
The professor was a rotund, erudite snob.
The ambidextrous leper was dismayed at his diagnosis of limbic encephalitis.
08-06-2009, 08:55 AM
His furtive style resulted from the juxtaposition of his intelligence and his fun-loving nature.
He rode with power and grace, straddled atop the magnificent bovine creature, wearing nothing but a pair of captain planet underwear and a monocle.
08-06-2009, 09:17 AM
Mr. Peanut Vehemently denied his involvement with Ms. Eggplant
08-07-2009, 04:14 AM
The requirement for loving another is that you delete any semblance of yourself.
I had a row of gargantuan proportions with my family.
The textual brief reported severe safety concerns in regards to the methane pipeline running underneath the county.
She was very superstitious, she psychosomatically felt frailty during both equinoxes of the year; however, she felt great strength during the solstice days.
During the course of enacting their mutual fantasy, the couple engaged in sex whilst wearing traditional Moche garments and singing Kumbaya.
08-10-2009, 04:42 AM
The revolutionaries had a sanguine confidence in the predicted outcome of their planned insurrection.
Never kiss an angry polecat.
08-11-2009, 05:34 AM
Until racist and religious prejudice stop, harmony will elude us.
I wonder if Cossacks ate harlequin ducks?
08-12-2009, 04:42 AM
Some men choose to point to theology as an excuse to maintain a serf.
The commandant was in no mood to buttress my arguments; he let my CO demolish me.
the; a; :)
08-12-2009, 09:19 PM
A dingo ate the baby.
08-12-2009, 09:54 PM
The Tugboat docked with the port to buy some more cookies.
secular and fragmented
08-13-2009, 03:57 AM
The secular groups have been fragmented since the chosen one made an appearance.
No one really knows why, but the professor of philology tends to have unctuous students.
08-15-2009, 08:37 AM
The ability to intuit serves as a mental lozenge.
His gross incompetence made me question why my friend referred this "craftsman" to me.
08-16-2009, 12:56 AM
I will not beckon my intellect in response to such glib remarks.
I'm much more terse now --- something about discovering that my voice carries --- however, as a child I was borderline loquacious.
08-16-2009, 06:24 AM
With his invention of a new counter trans-genetic bonding device, many fundamentalist Christian societies decreed Rodglow, the leading recombinant genetisist, an anathema upon the Earth.
mollify & adulterate
08-17-2009, 05:09 AM
The long touted "organic" foods company began to adulterate its products, thereby lowering cost of production and therefore the sale price, to mollify the penny pinchers complaining about their need for organic food and the unfairness that poverty should deny them this inalienable right.
08-17-2009, 04:00 PM
The quail turned into a mist of red vapor when I shot it.
08-18-2009, 12:41 AM
Why some students seem to think that their illegible attempts at scholarly rationalization will convince anyone of anything is beyond me.
jade; vas deferens
Timmy and his love, Jade, decided that it was time for Timmy to cut his vas deferens; they have too many children.
08-18-2009, 04:42 PM
Nothing is more nostalgic than telling antique vulgar jokes.
rudimentary & hellcat
08-21-2009, 01:16 AM
The hellcat received a highly rudimentary education and over compensated by embracing wrath against the intelligentsia.
08-21-2009, 02:10 PM
Foregone is the opportunity to revive the swine; the presence of maturing magots indicate an advanced state of decomposition.
Sad & Birth
The birth was sad; the baby's mother died.
08-22-2009, 07:05 PM
My flimsy figure blows away in strong winds.
Though she's allegedly too flimsy to some, I actually find her figure most appealing, elegant even.
I can't go by your flimsy estimates, someone give me another figure...a solid one.
It figures that flimsy, double crosser would make his way back here resembling exceptional, veteran actor Steve Buscemi after that scene where he got shot in the face by that dumb dad on Fargo. Come to think of it they even have a similar figure. God, I love that movie.
Stop, there's a silhouette. Do you see the figure behind the flimsy drapery? Let's get him.
He told his gun-wielding nephew, "Are you going to take the sucker shot or not! Cock the gun and shoot!"
08-23-2009, 01:07 AM
I had better sense than to argue with the judge for he could double my fine.
syphilis & rotameter
08-27-2009, 01:50 AM
Five guys in a science-loving frat got syphilis when their experiment involving ejaculate and a rotameter got out of hand. (pun definitely intended)
08-27-2009, 10:19 PM
The hillbillies instilled a wash of bugaboo in the guy with the purty teeth as they strategically hog-tied him deep in the woods away from all undesirable spectators.
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