Three Word Story Game

[Winston]

Three word story is a game in which a story is built by multiple people, who use three words each turn. An example game goes as follows:

Starter: A fat man...

Next: ... walked into a...

Next: ... car and it...

Next: ... was very painful...

I'll start the game off:

I never thought...

[Stratego]

I would see

[Winston]

a Tyrannosaurus Rex.


Alright that was pretty bad let's start a new one the old fashion way.



Once upon a time...

[Stratego]

a young woman

[Cincinnatus]

wished to be

[Stratego]

larger than life.

[Cincinnatus]

So, she went

[Shifter]

to the magic

[Caedus]

potions shop. When

[Winston]

she got there,

[Synapse]

a manipulative witch

[Caedus]

gave the woman

[Stratego]

the wrong ingrediants

[Synapse]

so that she

[Stratego]

would brew the

[Aaron Burr]

love potion. This

[Stratego]

became the source

[Caedus]

of misery and

[Stratego]

the desire for

[Synapse]

infatuation and understanding

[Stratego]

that grew greater

[Caedus]

in her heart

[dalidaisy]

until it was

[Shorgenfunkel]

all-consuming and

(do hyphens count as one or two words?)

[ptrout]

slowly drove her

[dalidaisy]

to find solace

[Dolores]

And then she

[Synapse]

finally realized that

This is getting pretty moralistic, wow.

[Stratego]

shortcuts, didn't exist

[Caedus]

so the woman

[Kele-De]

explored her conscience

[Quite8the8bell]

and found her

[Nightwish bob]

potion, then destroyed...

[Quite8the8bell]

little by little

[Nightwish bob]

every part of

[DifficultBastrd]

her that was

[Synchronicity]

visible to the

[DifficultBastrd]

kind people that

[Kele-De]

were then gleefully

[Shifter]

ignorant of all

[Nightwish bob]

other people that

[JonD]

had unaccomplishable dreams.

(the full story, for those like me who hate to scroll...)

Once upon a time... a young woman wished to be larger than life. So, she went to the magic potions shop. When she got there, a manipulative witch gave the woman the wrong ingredients so that she would brew the love potion. This became the source of misery and the desire for infatuation and understanding that grew greater in her heart until it was all-consuming and slowly drove her to find solace. And then she finally realized that shortcuts didn't exist so the woman explored her conscience and found her potion, then destroyed... little by little every part of her that was visible to the kind people that were then gleefully ignorant of all other people that had unaccomplishable dreams.

[NamShub]

She then started

[Nikita]

a new religion

[Night Runner]

for tax purposes

[Bluesea]

and total escapism

[Nikita]

but that didn't

[Weirdo87]

Three word sentences. Or less. Brevity is king.

[Sunshine]

No it's not.

[True Rune]

Just die already.

[Wapiti]

Yes it is!

[Weirdo87]

Just die already.

Depressed much?

[searcher]

Depressed much?

Damn. Caught me out. :(

[unibrow]

Steven Seagal Movies

A Dangerous Man
Driven to Kill
Against the Dark
The Onion Movie
Flight of Fury
Mercenary for Justice
Today You Die
Into the Sun
Out of Reach
Half Past Dead
Fire Down Below
The Glimmer Man
Under Siege 2
On Deadly Ground
Out for Justice
Marked for Death
Hard to Kill
Above the Law

[Monte314]

O!

[rahdam]

Your "O" face. Show it.

[Still Standing]

Ouch.

[unibrow]

sucks!

[Weirdo87]

Steven Seagal Movies.

A Dangerous Man.
Driven to Kill.
Against the Dark.
The Onion Movie.
Flight of Fury.
Mercenary for Justice.
Today You Die.
Into the Sun.
Out of Reach.
Half Past Dead.
Fire Down Below.
The Glimmer Man.
Under Siege 2.
On Deadly Ground.
Out for Justice.
Marked for Death.
Hard to Kill.
Above the Law.

Forgot the periods. Otherwise not sentences.

[Arkeph]

Notice: no adjectives. Exception: movie titles.

What of contractions? Two words, right?

[IAMwh0am1]

who am i?

[Weirdo87]

who am i?

You aren't.

[AliTree]

damn straight, hoe.

[IAMwh0am1]

damn straight, hoe.

thats awesome

[AngryGroceries]

I think that. Sentences like these. Do not count.

[Still Standing]

No, they don't.

[IAMwh0am1]

Clever Angery Groceries

[Weirdo87]

Clever Angery Groceries.

But still delicious. Eat them.


I like pie.

[Still Standing]

Calamari is awesome. Sushi also. I want some. Now.

[IAMwh0am1]

i love to eat crab right out of the bag...

food from the sea...! its good for u!

anyone health concious?

[Weirdo87]

Mmmm... calamari. Wiggly. Crunchy.

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i love to eat crab right out of the bag...

food from the sea...! its good for u!

anyone health concious?

AAAHHHHHH! BLASTPHEMY! Non-staccato sentences! They cannot exist!

[Arkeph]

Three-word haikus!

I love mayonnaise.
Sweet homogeneity.
Tuna salad time!

[Still Standing]

I like this. Concise. To the point. An ideal world.

[Weirdo87]

Short staccato poem.




Not unfathomable.
Just unfathomed.

[OwenF]

"You have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!"

"Your mom does."

[fonmaneal]

When am I?
What I am?
Who are they?
Who are you?
Who Am I?

[Weirdo87]

1. When am I?
2. What I am?
3. Who are they?
4. Who are you?
5. Who Am I?

1--Umm... now?
2--You tell me.
3--Your hallucinations.
4--Another hallucination.
5--Hell, I dunno.

[SelfMadeBum]

Of course not.

[AliTree]

bitch please.

[GrnEyz]

disrobe and wait

[Still Standing]

"You have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!"

Funny. Want the audio? Here. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. icsilicovolcanoconiosis) Even funnier.

[OwenF]

Funny. Want the audio? Here. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. icsilicovolcanoconiosis) Even funnier.

Love that voice! Lexy equals sexy.

[Liason]

Show it please.

[Still Standing]

Show it please.

What, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? Thumbnail right here. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[OwenF]

Love the hat.

[Still Standing]

Favorite words anyone? For me, discombobulation. Learned that here.

[OwenF]

I love crepuscular. I love tor. I love glissade. I love sylph. I love didgeridoo. I love sesquipedalianist. I love oink. I love limpid. I love love. I love lexicographically. I love thrice.

[Still Standing]

Sorry I asked. Nah, just kidding. I like gingerly. And Jungian. Sounds Chinese.

[OwenF]

Mandarin sounds Chinese. Tastes like oranges?

[SelfMadeBum]

Maybe cheese instead.

[OwenF]

Anyone for pizza?

[music221]

My dog farted. It smells bad. Lite the incense.

[Wapiti]

Stupid sentence ended.

[OwenF]

Cancel that pizza.

[sadf]

make it rain

[Dolores]

Leave me alone.

[OwenF]

Is it raining? I hope so. I tried hard.

[Weber]

Is it raining? I hope so. I tried hard.

Did you dance?

[Still Standing]

I cried. Does that count?

[plotthickens]

Course not. Only liddle sentences. Cuz, you know. Yeah.

[OwenF]

I danced enthusiastically. I danced . . . poorly.

[plotthickens]

But you danced! Yeay you!

[OwenF]

I am unhurt. I survived dancing. I will survive. Gloria Gaynor, right?

[plotthickens]

Um.... don't know. Sorry. Good song?

[OwenF]

For disco, yes. Faint praise damns? Perhaps it does. Perhaps it does.

[plotthickens]

Praise is good. Even faint. Need better hearing! That'll do it. Right?

[OwenF]

What was that? Lost ear trumpet. Poor old me!

[plotthickens]

Aw, poor you! Here. Is this it? *holds it up*

[SelfMadeBum]

Don't think so.

[Cooper]

Well shit.

[plotthickens]

Ummmmm...... this one?

[Cooper]

O fuck.

[plotthickens]

What? What is it? Oh no! Too big?

[Cooper]

Well shit. O fuck. I'm done. Jack!

[daydreamer]

i'm not pregnant

[OwenF]

I missed everything! Damn it all!

Still no trumpet.

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That one, no. It looks used.

[Cooper]

i'm not pregnant

Is that good? Is that bad?

[Still Standing]

Was wondering too.

[OwenF]

The Übermensch stinks. Down with him!




[Umlaut come through? I hope so.]

[Cooper]

Toilet plugged. Crap.

[OwenF]

Crap indeed. Thomas Crapper's revenge.

[Liason]

Again?

[Cooper]

Still.

[Still Standing]

Still what? Standing?

[OwenF]

Listing slightly rightward. Slightly rightly?

Anyway, still standing!

[Cooper]

Pffft.

[OwenF]

Eat at Joe's. NOT at Zaxby's.

Zaxby's is terrible.

[El Cas]

Are you serious?!

[SelfMadeBum]

Put that down.

Now.

[OwenF]

Serious about Zaxby's? All too serious.

Taste buds defective? (Mine, I mean.) Possibly, possibly so.

[Putting it down.]

Don't shoot!

[El Cas]

Why?!
Are you sure?

[OwenF]

Sauce is sweetish. Not Swedish. Swedish is good. Sweetish? Eh.

Chicken not bad. Adequately cooked. But just okay. I like parts. Bones and things. Something to nibble. Memories of childhood.

("Scenes from Childhood"? Robert Schumann's "Kinderszenen." Worth a listen!)

Am I wrong? Have I blundered?

[Still Standing]

^LOL. Wow. That's good.

[Cooper]

Later.

[OwenF]

Later and later.

[Cooper]

Now.

[Still Standing]

And yesterday. The day before. And before that. Until the start. Start of what? Everything, I guess.

[OwenF]

Start of everything? Word? Bang? Word? Bang? Word?

BOOM!

[Cooper]

Hungry. Pork chops. Cheescake.

[OwenF]

I ate chicken. I ate asparagus. But no dessert.

I like cheesecake. I have none.

I want cheesecake.

Hand it over?

[Still Standing]

Hand it over?

Question-marked orders? LOL.

Cheesecake here please!

[OwenF]

I got none. Cheesecake, I mean. Hope command worked. Yours, I mean.

Cooper is tough.

It is morning. Coffee is brewed. Birds are singing. Needs have changed.

I want rolls. Cinnamon on top.

[BuShinJu]

you'sa not'gonaa beliv'this!

[jm123]

(Male)-Suck my nuts!

(Female)-Ok I'm down.

(Male)-Watch the teeth!
--------You f'ing hoe!
--------Now that's better.
--------Ok watch out!

(Female)-Watch my eye!

(Male)- Sorry about that!

(Female)- That's ok.
-----------John was worse.

(Male)-Which John?

(Female)- Your brother.
----------He was bigger.
----------Plus much better.
---------Where's my money?

(Male)- Here's your fifty.
-------- Same time tommorow?

(Female)- Why not.

[OwenF]

Jar Jar Binks. Then some porn. Do not combine!

[Weber]

Never say never. Rule 34 lives.

[SelfMadeBum]

Not for long.

[Cooper]

Fuck off. Die backwards.

[JTG]

Why the animosity?

[Cooper]

Wrong thread. You want questions.

[Weber]

I don't. I want answers.

[OwenF]

7.2

[Cooper]

None here. Look there.

[OwenF]

7.1999999999999999999999?

[Weber]

42

[Cooper]

Post. Left. On 2.

[OwenF]

Skinman.

[plotthickens]

With WHAT toy????

[Cooper]

Skinmans toys.

[OwenF]

Ball gag, then. Very Pulp Fiction.

[Enter the gimp.]

[JTG]

Loved that movie.

[Cooper]

Huh, good tunes.

[BFrost1]

Nice top-hat.

[OwenF]

Nice fireplug, BFrost1. Beware of dogs!

[BFrost1]

Don't hit me!

[Weber]

Why not? You like it.

[OwenF]

Don't hit me!

Me? Total pussycat. All are safe.

The gloves? Oven mitts.

Somewhat awkward, though.

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Why not? You like it.

Had no idea. Interesting.

[BFrost1]

Well, I guess you could hit me. My hydrant is pretty hard; it would hurt you more... but please don't scratch my paint!

[lancelot]

Eat at Joes!

[OwenF]

Well, I guess you could hit me. My hydrant is pretty hard; it would hurt you more... but please don't scratch my paint!

RULE VIOLATION! MANY-WORDED SENTENCES! ALERT, ALERT, ALERT!

Okay, though.

What am I? A pussycat.

No. A teddy bear! With oven mitts.

Cookies, anyone?

---------- Post added 03-30-2010 at 04:49 PM ----------

Eat at Joes!

Yes. Not at Zaxby's.

[BFrost1]

RULE VIOLATION! MANY-WORDED SENTENCES! ALERT, ALERT, ALERT!

A teddy bear! With oven mitts.



VIOLATION!
They're not sentences!

We're even.

[OwenF]

Fair enough.

Intentional fragments, though...

They spell F-U-N.

[Still Standing]

Yes, they do.

[Moabrankin]

Are you sure?

[venuspop]

Sure I'm sure!