What would you like you tombstone to say?

[Capt57]

The funniest I've seen was in a Key West cemetery in the Jewish section. It just read, "I Told You I Was Sick"

I would like mine to read two words, "How Absurd"

[MetalWounds]

Hmm...Brb :laugh:

[Indigo]

Being a recovering alcoholic, I would like mine to read " I died sober and I had a very good life". When I die, I don't won't friends to be sad. I want them to celebrate the life I've lived.

[TheConcertinist]

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived."

-Henry David Thoreau

[emaleth]

remember I was unique just like anybody else.

[Uytuun]

"The horror, the horror!"

Originally from /Heart of Darkness/ by Joseph Conrad, but entirely multi-interpretable. Just the way I like it.

[slut poacher]

why wont this bastard just die already? (hint:only the good die young)

[OneBadMother]

"Ha ha, made you look!"

[FLBareBear]

Told You Taxes Are Not Inevitable!

[xhaan]

"GTFO"

Alternately:

"It says 'R.I.P.' for a reason. GO AWAY!"

[yondyr]

"Not here, was cremated"

[Antares]

"Flowers will rot here, because no one will receive them."

[quentin]

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[Antares]

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Whoa... that is a sad poem to put on someone's headstone...

[PortInStorm]

"You just proved tomb advertising works!"

[ssfanatic]

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
~Andre Gide
Thats deep

[Blendy]

I've always liked the old-style gravestones with skulls and creepy sayings engraved on them. I particularly like this one I saw on a gravestone in Maine:

"My dear young friend, as you pass by
Remember, you were born to die.
As you are now, so once was I,
As I am now, so you will be.
Prepare for death and follow me."

[Capt57]

"You just proved tomb advertising works!"

Thank you for coming, now a word from my sponsor:

Hi folks, thanks for stopping by today. Your friend is in Hell and would love you to be here. We are offering time shares.......:cry:

[OneBadMother]

Another good one might be "404 BODY NOT FOUND".

[prometheus]

Here lies prometheus, he brought fire to the cold, and in his free time squeezed every last drop of happiness out of life.

[Blacklustre King]

“I did my damndest to live forever, look where it got me!” :laugh:

"Don't be angry I beat you here."

[PortInStorm]

re: Another good one might be "404 BODY NOT FOUND".- OneBadMother

ROFL!

[jdc127]

If you think about it, life is the tombstone of all life that has come before.

[Capt57]

If you think about it, life is the tombstone of all life that has come before.

We run our engines on the energy of the dead.

[HackerX]

All I want is an ECG machine displayed above my grave.

[quentin]

What are you looking at?

[mind_wander]

"How did you think, I got here?"(Rarity type, go out with a bang.)

[Capt57]

Get off my lawn!

[HarleyQuinn]

1: The late night TV infomercials lied.

2: This is really the grave of ____. There was a mixup.

3: The dirt gives this place a real glow. Somebody chip in for curtains!

4: Does anybody know how boring it is staring at the roof of a casket? Jerks.

5: I lost a bet. Hey, ___. Hope you're happy you won!

[Paul V]

"Thank you for everything."

Just that would make me happy (If whoever buried me actually meant it, obviously).

[Antares]

"Care to join me?"

[Doppelbock]

I don't have a trombone, and if I did, it would freak me out if it said anything at all.

Oh, TOMBSTONE!! Sorry, misread the thread title.

Hmmm, my tombstone...

Maybe just "Don't tread on me." But written in Welsh, so it will make people curious to the point of distraction and they will invest a lot of time and effort into getting it translated, just to learn it says "Don't tread on me," and I will have succeeded in pissing them off from beyond the grave. BWWAHAHAHAHA...

[Wapiti]

"Yeah, let's see if he can get out of this one."

[aude]

The perfect brain for Dr Frankenstein's experiment

[BadMojo]

Another good one might be "404 BODY NOT FOUND".
lol :laugh::thumbsup:

[Blacklustre King]

The famous Taco Hunter, may there be hot sauce in hell.

[BadMojo]

"If you read this I'm dead"

[melon]

I'd want my tombstone say "</life>." :laugh:

[prometheus]

We can't stop here. It's bat country...........................................

No more of that talk or I'll put the fucking leeches on you.

[DeadSpace]

Vacancy, apply within

[PortInStorm]

ROFL!!

[Caramel]

Another good one might be "404 BODY NOT FOUND".

500 - Internal Brain Error

[Alpha Prime]

"Buried alive", á la Houdini.

[Gonzo]

We can't stop here. It's bat country...........................................

No more of that talk or I'll put the fucking leeches on you.

Bat country indeed ;)... There is so many great quotes from that film.

But my tombstone will probably read something like: "I would rather be here than in America!"... No offense :p

[Blacklustre King]

“I knew how to die better.”

[quentin]

"Dig'em up out of the grave and kill'em again! Cause they ain't died hard enough!"

If you don't get the reference....well, here it tis on youtube....

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If you're a wee bit sensitive towards racial genocide, I suggest you skip this video. To put it mildly.

[Tokey41]

"Gentleman...Scholar...Leprechuan Hunter"

[BadMojo]

I'd actually like:

"Under these empty bottles lies a drunken bastard"

[Valentyne]

"If you can read this thank a teacher."

[spiritdetectivegirl]

"Made it" XD

[Rei]

I wasn't a failure at life... I actually died...
Dig me up iff you're a vampire, and can turn me into one too. :thumbsup:


^ that was no typo...

[drek996]

always chase smiles, for days filled with smiles are just better...and he always wished he had a wallet that said Bad Motherfucker

[iamnotspock]

Here lies Iamnotspock --
finally free of the smalltalk.





iamnotspock added to this post, 7 minutes and 16 seconds later...

Well, it was either this -- or another damned happy hour.





iamnotspock added to this post, 6 minutes and 1 seconds later...

Iamnotspock
b. 1975
d. tomorrow





iamnotspock added to this post, 1 minutes and 39 seconds later...

Hey! You're standing on my grave!





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I went to hell and all you got was this lousy tomb-stone!

[Rei]

Hey! You're standing on my grave!
...
I went to hell and all you got was this lousy tomb-stone!

I like those ones :laugh:

[Capt57]

To God or Not to God

[PRBori]

Hmmm... I actually would love to just be thrown in the middle of the sea rather than burried in land...

So I guess it would say something like:

"I'm alive... Look at the sea and you will find me"

[TheLastMohican]

"He is still alive, but has misplaced his body."

[SeaCzar]

Kindly bury me next to that gorgeous blond I knew in college that constantly engaged in small talk and was completely vacuous. Have the tombstone read as follows:

<==================
I'm with stupid.

[lordrrr]

Here lies Rowdy, the god of Nintendo.

[knitteratheart]

"step on me, and I'll tell your mom"
"Life was too boring anyways"
"... ... ... what? expecting some sort of epiphany?"

[Rei]

"Haha! You losers are still stuck here huh?"
"Waiting for y'all down unda!"

[raconteur213]

"The horror, the horror!"

Originally from /Heart of Darkness/ by Joseph Conrad, but entirely multi-interpretable. Just the way I like it.

LOL...Agree

[MeV]

She Flew Away

[Latte]

He was never really a down-to-earth guy, but we got him there eventually.

[PortInStorm]

That's great!

[Tual]

"Ding!"

[Rei]

He was never really a down-to-earth guy, but we got him there eventually.

I like this one too :thumbsup:

[JMX]

"Finally some peace and quiet!"

[Alaron251]

"Disprove to me that 3000 G's is enough to kill a man!"

[Danneh]

"Death. Well, I thought it was in style at least."

[athenian200]

This reminds me of the old "Tombstone" pizza commercials, where they'd ask "What do you want on your tombstone?"

As tempted as I am to say "sausage and mushrooms," I'll answer this question seriously.

"Try not to end up like me."

"People inevitably die, but ideas can be immortal."

"I'm sorry I can't help you anymore."

[Vogon Poet]

Don't take life so seriously. It isn't permanent ;D

[Wilderness]

Assuming I wouldn't have been cremated, I would like to be buried in a forest. One idea for my tombstone would be:

"Here in the forest,
dark and deep,
I offer you,
eternal sleep."

[catzama]

I'm hoping to be cremated and put in 7 different volcanoes, so nothing

[vampyroteuthis]

I'd like it to say nothing and pick pockets. It'll help me rest in peace if I can die knowing that I'll be financially stable.

[Tocsin]

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When I saw this cover of parade, I thought this quote would be the perfect bit of final sarcasm to put on a tombstone.

[Looksupordown]

I told you I didn't feel well!

[Phaze228]

"Congratulations, the map lead you here, I know you've traveled a long while and took on countless challenges to reach this point, but the last objective you're left with, is to reach the bottom of my grave and collect your treasure"

[kingfish]

Here lies kingfish who wanted to be made into blood and bone fertiliser and not buried and definitely didn't want a tombstone. You don't always get what you want.

[zibber]

here lies Jarno
one fine honkey

[BlackOp]

'I never liked you"

[zibber]

I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't listen

[teraczy]

I would like it to not have any grammatical errors, misspellings, incorrect word usages, or typos.

[zibber]

"he will be missed etc"

[Async]

Quis Leget Haec?

[zibber]

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in that fucking font

[Looksupordown]

She was different, and we didn't kill her for it...

[SarcasticVlad]

"I have the weirdest boner right now"

"You're next"

[Cygnus]

Dammit all, now I'm doing it too...

[YupItsMe]

Dont you have anything Better to do? Get a life before you cant!

[The Dan Keizer]

"Dan never asked to be here."

[calliscripta]

While she enjoyed the life she received, she wants to see the contract.

[Vogon Poet]

<Now THIS is a necropost.>

[Social Torture]

"I don't know what what you expect me to do with this overpriced rock. After all, I am dead and therefore have no use for these earthly things. You could have purchased a very nice rifle, a whole lot of ammunition, accessorize it, and enjoy it for a long, long time. Instead, you spent that money on a rock. I can't believe you."

[Coralaisly]

I'll most likely die doing something stupid, so probably something along the lines of:

"It was worth it."

since I am eternally stubborn and unapologetic.

[Apex]

"GTFO LOL"
"I'm behind you"
"Jesus says Hello"

[Uriel]

"According to plan..."

[DeadIdealist]

"Confusion."

[Bailalobos]

"Ausus cogitare"

[Dru]

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in that fucking font

maybe something like, "a tersus animus insquequo nex". for irony.

[eman]

"how inconvenient"

[LeanLow]

"Don't worry , it's only healthy blood coffing..." - He said ...

[Dancingqueen]

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[Dung]

No shit.

[Vermillion]

We are delusional
To go against mortality
Sill we fight, love and create
As the only creatures
In on life's grand secret
We sense the pointlessness beyond

- Dark Tranquillity

[deconspire]

Here lies someone that didn't. He lies still.

[Nietzsche]

Memento Mori.

[The Prince]

I've always wanted to die in a post coital slumber next to my lover/gf. My tombstone would read something like " once he blew his load, he blew his heart" Or something along those lines.

[Freeburgh]

"What would you like your tombstone to say?"

A talking tombstone. Huh. Novel. Solar powered so noone needs to replace batteries, I am guessing?

I think I would like my tombstone to just moan, hauntingly. If it could have some face detection equipment so it only moans when people are facing away from it, that would be ideal.

[Vermillion]

I've always wanted to die in a post coital slumber next to my lover/gf. My tombstone would read something like " once he blew his load, he blew his heart" Or something along those lines.

In other words you want your death to completely traumatize someone and scar them for life.

[Freeburgh]

In other words you want your death to completely traumatize someone and scar them for life.

I think falling asleep next to someone and passing on would not be that traumatic. Anyone who goes out doing the thing, or having just done the thing they love is a fortunate soul, imo.

If he was dying, and it was his dying wish to couple, one last time, I think his partner would feel empowered and loving, rather than traumatised.

If they died simultaneously, in the warm glow of connectedness, again, no trauma.

If he dies as she desperately tries but ultimately fails to undo the belt around his neck, then yes, this could be traumatic.

[Rat Redux]

Currently Unoccupied

[The Prince]

If he dies as she desperately tries but ultimately fails to undo the belt around his neck, then yes, this could be traumatic.

Lmao.

This guy gets it.