Would you date the person above you?

[Bobert]

Would you date the person above you? Well?

Yes. No. Maybe's...ok.

Comments - sure!

[Amphorian]

Maybe, but probably just for a little while and that's just because I enjoy Bobert's humor.

[CaptainA]

I would love to date Amphorian for at least a while. There are a couple of places on her travel list I haven't been to yet, so maybe we could go together.

[Bobert]

Let's try to keep this thread hypothetical. :)

Oh, and No, captainA.
:)

[GrnEyz]

Going out w Bobert would be cool... as long as we had a couple of cute ENFJ females.

[CuriousOne]

I'm in haha

[JohnDoe]

I'd love to participate in this thread but it would be hard for me to ever say no I don't want to date the person above me in concrete writing where they can read it... it would be like passing harsh judgment or something :P

[Synchronicity]

That's fine, John, I'll do it instead.

No.

[GrnEyz]

I'd go out w Synch, Amph, and Curious.... if Synch promised not to bring the pipe.

[CuriousOne]

That's fine, John, I'll do it instead.

No.

lol

[The Maelstrom]

Sure... so long as she not crazy... *reads all old posts

[CuriousOne]

<-- not crazy, but may drive you crazy lol

[The Maelstrom]

awww right ENFP...

[CuriousOne]

awww right ENFP...

:charming:

[ssrprotege]

I am not so sure. :P

[CuriousOne]

well, we have linguistics in common lol

[runoverazebra]

As the person above me is female, I would have to go with no.

[GrnEyz]

OK zebra... I'll pick you up at 7... we'll go to Sonny's Marina, have a couple of drinks and listen to some live music...

[AnotherNormal]

No but he loves to fish.

[Elfrun]

So you claim to be normal eh? Sounds promising, I'll need proof of that though... :suspicious:

[PHS Philip]

Ignoring age? Sure, crazy is fun!

[Ender]

Seeing as you're male, no. :p

[ssrprotege]

Ender? I don't think so.

I think Elfrun is going to be fun. But then there is age difference.
Yeah, also my SJ-ish side as well. :rolleyes:

[reb]

ssrprotege is nice, but i don't date. nothing personal, ssr.

[Cthulhu]

Reb, I might be convinced to play bridge with you but I think your Y chromosome precludes me from being interested in dating.

[Synchronicity]

Well, ok, but no kinky stuff.

[Rho1334]

No...and again no

[PeterIMC]

Who wants to be above me anyway? :)

[ssrprotege]

ssrprotege is nice, but i don't date. nothing personal, ssr.

lol. No worries. I don't date, either. I intend to remain single for my life. ;)

Um, yeah, and PeterIMC? I guess my Y chromosome makes me say "no."

[Elfrun]

There's now two people in here who have suggested that Y chromosomes are bad, I have to say it's making me wonder if there's something defective with those who have them and maybe I too should be vigilant in avoiding carriers for fear of ‘catching’ something *worry*

[Rho1334]

elf...fun as a barrel of monkeys...i dont think there is a guy here who would say no.

[ssrprotege]

There's now two people in here who have suggested that Y chromosomes are bad, I have to say it's making me wonder if there's something defective with those who have them and maybe I too should be vigilant in avoiding carriers for fear of ‘catching’ something *worry*

Uh, I am not homosexual. That's all. :thinking:

[PeterIMC]

There's now two people in here who have suggested that Y chromosomes are bad, I have to say it's making me wonder if there's something defective with those who have them and maybe I too should be vigilant in avoiding carriers for fear of ‘catching’ something *worry*

The Y's only real defect is that it just wants the X so badly. The things it makes its owners do just to get to the X,... it's amazing. And the X's are just telling its owners: "No! not that one,.. No,. not that one. Are you nuts??? RUN!!!,.. hey there's one,.. maybe. or maybe not. Ask another X owner,.. What she said? Really? She's nuts. Ask another X owner."

[True Rune]

Next up : Would you cast a curse spell on the poster above you?
Oh, nah. Facial hair is a turn off. :P

[The Maelstrom]

Y already has an X and yet he keeps wanting more... hmmm genetics, lol

I find it intriguing how most of the females have managed to AVOID answering the question at hand and that NO ONE'S CALLED THEM ON IT.... until now.

And no, I'm sorry Peter/True Rune, (whoever the hell ends up up there before I finish typing!), there's...just no chemistry...yeah that's it...

[JohnDoe]

Y already has an X and yet he keeps wanting more... hmmm genetics, lol

I find it intriguing how most of the females have managed AVOID answering the question at hand and that NO ONE'S CALLED THEM ON IT.... until now.

And no, I'm sorry Peter, there's...just no chemistry...yeah that's it...

I noticed that very early on in the thread. ;) Need to turn on the Fe man.

[The Maelstrom]

did you call them on it?

[JohnDoe]

did you call them on it?

:lipsrsealed:

[PeterIMC]

Who wants to be above me anyway? :)

Guys, no need to reply! And the rest of you, my wife is above me and she's the only one I want there,.. :)

[True Rune]

Yes I would cast a curse spell on him, for he has rejected us all. D:

[DanteFalling]

John Doe, in a heatbeat. Also your avatar is excruciatingly sexy.
PeterIMC: I don't date the married.
The Maelstrom: I find you interesting and "fun." I think I would date you, non-exclusively for entertainment outings.
TrueRune: if I'm correct, I believe you're a few years younger than me, and I don't attempt dating those not interested, so likely: no. Also, I've seemed to be in a long line or younger males recently IRL. I'll try to mix it up.
Elfrun: I'm seeing an ENTP IRL, so I'll try to keep to that for a bit. I've "dated" women but never had sex with one, so if you could handle the no-touchy, I could be down for something intriguing.
ssrprotege: you want to remain single but are non-homosexual. Are you asexual, my mind wonders. Even so, I'd still enjoy a wrestling match, a Star Trek marathon, or lots of food.

I am now tired of expressing and am in search of chocolate milk. BRB

[ptrout]

Maybe, only cause I don't know a thing about you. (Be a robot, be a robot, please be a robot)

Hmmm seems like 9000:1 ratio of XX to XY in here.

[DanteFalling]

ptrout: sure.
Your uniqueness shall be added to our own.

:P

[Synchronicity]

Don't really know Dante, but she's female, a west coaster, INTJ, and probably a lot of other good things. Worth a shot, I say.

[Amphorian]

Sure, I'd go for Synch just so I can smoke his pipe. ;D

[JohnDoe]

Maybe :P

[The Maelstrom]

Only platonically, and he's buying the drinks.

[Elfrun]

I find it intriguing how most of the females have managed to AVOID answering the question at hand and that NO ONE'S CALLED THEM ON IT.... until now.

T'is my official INTJf occupation to ensure that I do not answer things in accordance with the OP. Sorry, it's my job :dozey:

Elfrun: I'm seeing an ENTP IRL, so I'll try to keep to that for a bit. I've "dated" women but never had sex with one, so if you could handle the no-touchy, I could be down for something intriguing.

Woohooo! *ties hands behind back* I'M READY!

Maybe :P

He's INFJ, what can I say? *drools*

[JohnDoe]

He's INFJ, what can I say? *drools*

We are impossible to resist ;)

[The Maelstrom]

I concur

[DanteFalling]

Yes. I find that analysis correct, JohnDoe.

[True Rune]

22, for the record. I don't know enough for an answer, but I imagine it'd be interesting.
..I would not curse you either.

[JTG1984]

True Rune: no we dont have anything in common.

[Amphorian]

Yes, I would. x3

[Rho1334]

i'd give it a try, why not

[ssrprotege]

Amphorian won't be too bad, as long as she doesn't do brutal things. :scared:

[JohnDoe]

Amphorian won't be too bad, as long as she doesn't do brutal things. :scared:

I could live with brutal things.

[ssrprotege]

I could live with brutal things.

Uh, such as putting Skittles under one's eyelid?

[Amphorian]

Uh, such as putting Skittles under one's eyelid?

Ssr would be so fun to date. x3

[ptrout]

Only if brutal things are done. Glutton for punishment.

The fun part is getting the skittles back out, taste the rainbow.

[reb]

ssrprotege,

NOW, i AM crushed...you don't date, but you'd let Amphorian put skittles under your eyelids. i'm not homosexual, either, but SKITTLES??? is that the 's' in 'S&M'? JohnDoe, i might understand going for skittles under eyelids....but...well, jeez.

this is too scary...and Elfrun is tying hands behind back? this thread is getting kinky.....

[Elfrun]

Oh, sorry. I can tie your hands behind your back if it's better :undecided:

[GrnEyz]

I'd go out w Elf in a heartbeat... as long as she leaves the Az at the house.. ;o)

[runoverazebra]

I'd go out with GrnEyz purely for fun and only if we went canoeing.

[paleoeco]

Zebra's cool and I'd totally go out for drinks and dinner with her...

as for a date, I'll let you know as soon as he posts. :-)

[dalidaisy]

This thread is funny. I'd go out with Grn Eyz if he'd let me drive his car. My daddy was a race car driver & I have a need for speed...

EDIT: Geez, I'm slow.

Paleoeco: You seem like you'd be a hell of a lot of fun. I think our brains are wired similarly.

runoverazebra: Yes, because you are so stinkin' cute...

[Seriously]

Hell yea! Who wouldn't want to date dalidaisy??? Seriously.

[dalidaisy]

Oh, Seriously, you know I'd date you in heartbeat, you sexy thing! ;)

[schwartzie]

yeah... seriously! Dalidaisy, of course.

[dalidaisy]

:flirt: Oh, Swartzie, you know I was totally enamored of your old avatar & was prepared to be bitten. Oh and your way with words make me swoon...

[Valielen]

Would definitely go out with dalidaisy. Some adventure type of date though.

[GrnEyz]

This thread is funny. I'd go out with Grn Eyz if he'd let me drive his car. My daddy was a race car driver & I have a need for speed...

EDIT: Geez, I'm slow.

Paleoeco: You seem like you'd be a hell of a lot of fun. I think our brains are wired similarly.

runoverazebra: Yes, because you are so stinkin' cute...

You've got a date but you have to pass the driving and flexibility tests first...





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I'd go out with GrnEyz purely for fun and only if we went canoeing.

Yes... we'll go canoeing... but passing the paddling test is mandatory...

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[dalidaisy]

You've got a date but you have to pass the driving and flexibility tests first...

No problem! Wait... What do I need to be flexible for????

[Synchronicity]

A little old for me, but probably yes. Would help me get some much-needed excitement in my life.

[Rho1334]

dalidaisy, again another women any guy on this forum would jump at the chance to date...i konw i would be thats just becuase she is nicer than she lets on

[GrnEyz]

No problem! Wait... What do I need to be flexible for????


Ahem... well... we'll discuss that at a later date... ;o)


Actually... it is a street legal race car... and as such... is difficult to get in and out of...

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[dalidaisy]

Who are you calling nice? Pfft!

(As long as we realize this is all hypothetical, I'll play along...)

I'd date you too, Rho, but not because you are "nice". I think we could get dressed up & go make some trouble. You seem like a good type for that...





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A little old for me, but probably yes. Would help me get some much-needed excitement in my life.

As long as you're game for anything, I'd take you, too. And, um, who you calling old?

[Rho1334]

Who are you calling nice? Pfft!

(As long as we realize this is all hypothetical, I'll play along...)

I'd date you too, Rho, but not because you are "nice". I think we could get dressed up & go make some trouble. You seem like a good type for that...







Trouble? Me? Hell yes...I'll grab the eggs, you get the toilet paper or better yet lets scare people in public:evil:

[Synchronicity]

And, um, who you calling old?

You. Got a problem with that?

[dalidaisy]

You. Got a problem with that?

No, not really. Just baiting you. Although, it is strange to be called old. I knew it would happen one day, but I guess you can never really be prepared. If it helps, most people say I don't look as old as I am...

[JohnDoe]

Ahem... well... we'll discuss that at a later date... ;o)


Actually... it is a street legal race car... and as such... is difficult to get in and out of...

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I'd love to drive that car.

[dalidaisy]

Actually... it is a street legal race car... and as such... is difficult to get in and out of...

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I'm 6ft tall, but fairly flexible. Could I still drive it?

[GrnEyz]

I'm 6ft tall, but fairly flexible. Could I still drive it?

Well you can definately get in and out of it (I'm 6' 0" also)... but the jury is still out on whether or not you can drive it. The clutch is very stiff and the back end breaks loose easily... you have to feather the trottle coming out of a turn or risk losing it.

[dalidaisy]

Well you can definately get in and out of it (I'm 6' 0" also)... but the jury is still out on whether or not you can drive it. The clutch is very stiff and the back end breaks loose easily... you have to feather the trottle coming out of a turn or risk losing it.

Sounds like a challenge I'm up for. When's our date?

[Autoptic]

No, obviously incompatible. If I didn't know that, I wonder if I'd be friend-zoned and when I'd be made of aware of it. I would prefer just quick rejection, of course.

Edit: Don't mind me. 'Just cleaning it up.

[GrnEyz]

Sounds like a challenge I'm up for. When's our date?

Well let's see.... I've got tennis tonite and Sat morn at 10:30 and leaving for Road Atlanta Sun morn at 11:00. That leaves Wed, Thur, Fri, or Sat afternoon...

[dalidaisy]

Well let's see.... I've got tennis tonite and Sat morn at 10:30 and leaving for Road Atlanta Sun morn at 11:00. That leaves Wed, Thur, Fri, or Sat afternoon...

ATo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Too bad I'll be in Canada on another date (with my favorite INTJ)... However, I do like the openness of your schedule. Must be nice...

Did I see that you are in TN?

[GrnEyz]

ATo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Too bad I'll be in Canada on another date (with my favorite INTJ)... However, I do like the openness of your schedule. Must be nice...

Did I see that you are in TN?

That is correct... Johnson City...

[The Maelstrom]

I'm 6ft tall, but fairly flexible. Could I still drive it?

Not often I'd get a chance to go out with a girl I don't have to look down at to make eye contact... hurts my damn neck.

[paleoeco]

yes

[The Maelstrom]

*blushes

[Bobert]

Maelstrom? Heck ya. He looks like he'd attract more chicks. I don't mind being "the ugly one". :laugh:

[Seriously]

Ah I could have some fun with this one.

~evil chuckle~

[The Maelstrom]

Is she single?

[Rho1334]

I'd bring maelstrom along just fun but seriously on the other hand is a hell why not! I'm game.

[JTG1984]

Rho1334 that would be a no, however I do appreciate his interest in music.

[Wapiti]

I don't think so. Too into his shoes for me. :)

[Seriously]

Sure cause I like his equipment. :D

[Wapiti]

I guess, possibly. That tilted head thing has me worried though.

[The Maelstrom]

Sure, he seems to be a great guy to get to know.

[runoverazebra]

Possibly, but there would have to be less pink.

EDIT:

I'm too slow.

Sure, I think I would go out with Maelstrom.

[dalidaisy]

Wapiti: Hells yea! I'll be expecting a ride. You come here & we'll ride the dragon...

[Wapiti]

OK, I'm on the way. Have the strawberry pie ready.

[The Maelstrom]

*feels abandoned *sniff

[llBradll]

If I were a woman I'd probably give TM a chance.

[runoverazebra]

I think I'd give Brad a chance.

[llBradll]

same

[ssrprotege]

ssrprotege,

NOW, i AM crushed...you don't date, but you'd let Amphorian put skittles under your eyelids. i'm not homosexual, either, but SKITTLES??? is that the 's' in 'S&M'? JohnDoe, i might understand going for skittles under eyelids....but...well, jeez.

this is too scary...and Elfrun is tying hands behind back? this thread is getting kinky.....

Hey, hey, hey, I have never said I will let her put skittles under my eyelids! Eh :yuck:

[dalidaisy]

*feels abandoned *sniff

You can come have stawberry pie with us. I don't mind dating 2 men at once...

[The Maelstrom]

hahaha! love it!

hmmmm... ya know I'm pretty sure we both live in the same city... come to Halifax instead ;)

[ptrout]

You can come have stawberry pie with us. I don't mind dating 2 men at once...

Bros before hoes man
Bros before hoes........

She is just trying to tear your man love apart. :p

[dalidaisy]

Bros before hoes man
Bros before hoes........

She is just trying to tear your man love apart. :p

Hey! Who you calling a ho???

You can have your man love. I'll just tag along & watch...

[The Maelstrom]

And here I thought most women weren't into that kind of thing.

[dalidaisy]

And here I thought most women weren't into that kind of thing.

Do I seem like most women to you?

[llBradll]

dal is the classic woman stereotype

[The Maelstrom]

we talking Victorian style here? *imagination runs wild..

[llBradll]

we talking Victorian style here? *imagination runs wild..
You hit it right on there.

[dalidaisy]

What the hell, Brad, I'll take you, too...

Me, the stereotypical woman? Ok! Hehe...

[paleoeco]

wait a min! there's man-love and I'm not involved?!

*pouts*

[ptrout]

wait a min! there's man-love and I'm not involved?!

*pouts*

Lol...Trying to figure out what degree love polynomial this is now.

[Elfrun]

Use of the phrase ‘bros before hoes’ is an automatic no, it’s in the rules.

Seems most of the fella's around here have been quickly snapped up by other fella's :undecided:

[The Maelstrom]

I know! What the hell!?

[dogwoodlover]

No. Our jawlines would be much too powerful if combined.


I'd date Elfrun though... I like ENTPs.

[Quite8the8bell]

Nope. If that's you in your avatar and you're drinking beer.. well, uh, never.

[JTG1984]

maybe...

[dalidaisy]

The ISFJ part is a little scary, but you seem like like a laid-back, ultra-cool, California dude. I'd give it a try, but only if I get to come to you. I'm dying to see the west coast...

[DurrRuhRurr]

Yeah, she might be fun to hang out with for a night.

[runoverazebra]

The f portion of his type scares me little, but he seems cool. I'd give it a shot.

[loosefanbelt]

NO.

But for a girlie day out with pedicures and margaritas - sounds good!

[The Maelstrom]

*is contemplating what the first part of her handle may actually indicate... and wondering if that's really such a big deal to him... Ok, but no heavy petting until the xth date (TBA).

[Elfrun]

My answer is contingent on what number the 'x' relates to and if the 'th' is really supposed to read 'st'... :suspicious:

[The Maelstrom]

I suppose her sense of humor makes up for her indecision...

[Elfrun]

I know an awesome ‘lil vegetarian restaurant, my treat, can you get to Oz?

[dalidaisy]

I'll go, Elfrun. You make me giggle...

[The Maelstrom]

If you give me some of your medication, possibly.

[Synchronicity]

How could I resist that stubble?

[Seriously]

The pipe. You had me with the pipe.

[dalidaisy]

Seriosly, he's too young, you dirty old woman! Come, sit by me & watch all these men I've collected throughout the day with their man-love...

[Seriously]

I eat babies. Keeps me young. Lets share a few dal. Tender man babies. Yum.

Seriously.

[Elfrun]

The baby eating makes me a tad uncomfortable :uneasy:

I'll go, Elfrun. You make me giggle...

Wooohoo! I can make it to the airport in 40 minutes, see you soon :love:

[Rho1334]

Hell I'd date all 3 of ya...though not simultaniously

[schwartzie]

all three ... you mean elfrun in all her alt personas, right...



I'd date rho, but only virtually. a couple fast processors, and all'd be good....

[Rho1334]

all three ... you mean elfrun in all her alt personas, right...



I'd date rho, but only virtually. a couple fast processors, and all'd be good....

three i guess I really should have said six...kidding

Only virtually, how disappointing...i am such a romantic in person. And to answer the question, yes i would date schwartzie, why not?

[The Maelstrom]

Only virtually, how disappointing...i am such a romantic in person.
You're an INTJ and you can't be romantic virtually!? :O

[ptrout]

Use of the phrase ‘bros before hoes’ is an automatic no, it’s in the rules.

Seems most of the fella's around here have been quickly snapped up by other fella's :undecided:

Nobody watches family guy ?

Elf runs to turn on the sarcasm detector.

[Elfrun]

Nobody watches family guy ?

Elf runs to turn on the sarcasm detector.

What can I say, I get a sick enjoyment out of annoying people and one of the most fun-like ways (for me, not others) is responding to a joke with seriousness. It's annoying isn't it. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

[ptrout]

Good hit or a nice recovery. :smartass:
A well honed skill.

[Elfrun]

Good hit or a nice recovery. :smartass:
A well honed skill.

*point to the ENTP under name* I'm nothing if not a smartass :dozey:

Kay, I'll go with; Yuppers, as long as I can tease and annoy you for fun.

[JTG1984]

I dont know Elfrun, you might be a little to much for me. I can hardly keep up with your posts on here!

[The Maelstrom]

Yuppers, as long as I can tease and annoy you for fun.
Ditto to Elfrun

[Nemesis]

I'd do the lot of ya!

[Elfrun]

He’s probably some form of delicious jail bait but for now I’m pleading ignorance and jumping the masked man... *a-hem* I mean, iunno, like maybe 'n stuff :cool:

I dont know Elfrun, you might be a little to much for me. I can hardly keep up with your posts on here!

Aww. If it's any consolation ISFJs have an ability to bring about feelings of inadequacy, cause you're like, so different and well, a hell of a lot more socially acceptable then me :)

Ditto to Elfrun

w00t!

[Harmony]

Hmmm an ENTP and an ENFP.... That could be trouble... Sure why not. =P

[dalidaisy]

I'd totally date Kym. She reminds me of my ESFP best friend & I tolerate her well. I think we could have some fun...

[Harmony]

Heck yah... I can just see the trail of heart break we'd leave on the guys. Being a brunette I do love having a blonde at my side. Nothing like a good contrast. ;)

[GrnEyz]

Let's all pile into my deckboat... cruise to Hideaway Cove.... drink tequila till our clothes fall off... and go skinny dippin...

[Elfrun]

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I’m in!

[paleoeco]

To paraphrase Joe Nichols...

Tequila makes our clothes fall off...

Count me in!

[GrnEyz]

We could make it an annual event... I've got a 4 BR 3 BA home on a TVA lake with two docks, 3 boat slips w electric lifts and large balconies, all on an acre lot with plenty of room for camping. We could call it the INTJ Summer Retreat or something of that nature. Since I'm in the county we could even have a bonfire...

[Rho1334]

You're an INTJ and you can't be romantic virtually!? :O

Of course I can...but i much prefer to see her reaction to it then to read it.

Lets see who was the last girl to post....Oh Kym!....Hell yes she is the awesomest person on here so hell yes with grapes and gravy!

[Elfrun]

I think he just called me a boy... so, erm... turn gay for me? :)

[Rho1334]

I think he just called me a boy... so, erm... turn gay for me? :)

no i didnt but i have already said I would date you twice so you got skipped. But for that ever elusive Elfy ego I'll say it again...yes i'd date ya.

[Harmony]

LoL, sure I would date Rho. It totally goes against my I'm never dating someone more than a year younger than me... but he's proved he's mature. ;)

[JTG1984]

only if she danced her ass off. ;)

[Quite8the8bell]

Maybe a date or two...

[True Rune]

Am I paying? :P

[The Maelstrom]

I'll date the next sensible, attractive female to post if she's willing to be my sugar mommy.

[ptrout]

hmm so what are dates with ENxx like ?

Is it a fun filled hour of the INxx trying to endure the attempts by the ENxx to break them down and get a smile or a rise ?

[Elfrun]

hmm so what are dates with ENxx like ?

Is it a fun filled hour of the INxx trying to endure the attempts by the ENxx to break them down and get a smile or a rise ?

Firstly the P means there's a chance they'd be late, not out of disrespect or lack of interest, just cause, well, time is so irrelevant and there are so many dang distractions along the way.

Once there, small talk would be awkward until the ENxx found a topic they enjoyed and that you were passionate about, then I'm not sure about Kym's ENFPness but as an ENTP I'd try to get you jabbering by showing interest and asking questions about your passion.

As for the 'endure' part, babe, you'd have no choice but to smile and laugh! Getting a rise out of you is all dependant of your sense of humour though, I wouldn't poke those who couldn't take it with a grin and poke back.

But why-oh-why is there a one hour time limit? Didn't you see the part where I say time is irrelevant?!?

[GrnEyz]

hmm so what are dates with ENxx like ?

Is it a fun filled hour of the INxx trying to endure the attempts by the ENxx to break them down and get a smile or a rise ?

I dated two ENFJ's back to back (not literally)... and I must say the relationships worked very well. They talked... I listened... I commented... they were impressed. What I found was they brought up subjects that I actually had an interest in... so I didn't have to pretend to be listening.

BTW... I have already stated that Elf would make a fine date.. and I wouldn't even limit it to just an hour... ;)

[ptrout]

Firstly the P means there's a chance they'd be late, not out of disrespect or lack of interest, just cause, well, time is so irrelevant and there are so many dang distractions along the way.

Once there, small talk would be awkward until the ENxx found a topic they enjoyed and that you were passionate about, then I'm not sure about Kym's ENFPness but as an ENTP I'd try to get you jabbering by showing interest and asking questions about your passion.

As for the 'endure' part, babe, you'd have no choice but to smile and laugh! Getting a rise out of you is all dependant of your sense of humour though, I wouldn't poke those who couldn't take it with a grin and poke back.

But why-oh-why is there a one hour time limit? Didn't you see the part where I say time is irrelevant?!?

This actually sound exactly the cure for what ails an INTJ.

And the whole while the I would be enduring/enjoying the conversation and picking up on things like you say humour and possibly grey and theatre.

The hour limit, we are INTJ, everything's been planned, scouted, and exits, plan of extraction tabled. So if things go well, the phone call an hour into it, would be answered, oh its not a big deal, to if going bad, emergency at the office, sorry have to run.

But yeah, half the fun sometimes is getting the other person to crack a smile and laugh.

Do ENxx like to learn ? Usually I become animated and really into something, but I am showing or teaching someone something. If you could show me or teach me something and visa versa, that would be a fun time, if not a bit geeky.

[Elfrun]

This actually sound exactly the cure for what ails an INTJ.

And the whole while the I would be enduring/enjoying the conversation and picking up on things like you say humour and possibly grey and theatre.

The hour limit, we are INTJ, everything's been planned, scouted, and exits, plan of extraction tabled. So if things go well, the phone call an hour into it, would be answered, oh its not a big deal, to if going bad, emergency at the office, sorry have to run.

But yeah, half the fun sometimes is getting the other person to crack a smile and laugh.

And all that is why INTJs make me snigger ;D a tad anal but somewhat endearing :loveeyes:

Do ENxx like to learn ? Usually I become animated and really into something, but I am showing or teaching someone something. If you could show me or teach me something and visa versa, that would be a fun time, if not a bit geeky.

Oh my lord YES!

[JoeyDude]

I know it's been a while since I visited this forum but I wouldn't mind shooting the breeze with schwartzie seeing she's a motorcycle fan plus an ENTP or two.

[NoStoneUnturned]

i'd do elfrun's avitar

[Cocoa]

Hmmm not sure about "dude"... I mean if dude is used too often in a sentence it becomes akin to "no like seriously" and "so like... whatever!!" which annoy me greatly.

Cool motorcycle tho so I might consider......maybe....

[The Maelstrom]

Sure, as long as she adds some sugar and soy milk to the mix.

[Mogura]

I'm koo-koo for Cocoa's puffs...

[Rho1334]

Cocoa sure why not, she would keep my head on straight...

[JoeyDude]

Cool motorcycle tho so I might consider......maybe....

In order for me to consider that please answer the following question: Do you have your own helmet and jacket?

[Synchronicity]

I do. *Growls*

[Elfrun]

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[Synchronicity]

Well, I was doing it for the guy with the sexy, sexy bike, but I could be convinced to do it again for you.

[Elfrun]

I have a *cough*un*cough* sexy, sexy bike, does that help?

[Rho1334]

Hell if I were Synchronicity i'd just growl for her...

[Synchronicity]

Now, now, growling is earned, not given. Besides, if I do it too much my throat gets sore. Nevertheless... a bike is a bike. *Growlllll* :mellow:

[ptrout]

i'd do elfrun's avitar

Yes something very eye catching about the "V" line on her avatar's neck.

[Rho1334]

Now, now, growling is earned, not given. Besides, if I do it too much my throat gets sore. Nevertheless... a bike is a bike. *Growlllll* :mellow:
A nice girl like elf...i'd give freely...but of course I can sing death metal so te troat is no problem.

[JoeyDude]

Speaking of growl, my bike's sound one of the things that makes it famous. Just imagine, if you are lucky enough to win a date from me, this could be you in the back: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

[Wapiti]

Hell ya, I'll date anything with a motorcycle. You have a wig, right?

[SelfInflected]

Sure, I love the sense of humor. One thing, though: if you don't have a vagina, you're going to have to get one.

[Elfrun]

^ seems I may meet your criteria, we should talk!

Now, now, growling is earned, not given. Besides, if I do it too much my throat gets sore. Nevertheless... a bike is a bike. *Growlllll* :mellow:

All bikes are created equal but some are more equal than others. Not quite as equal (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[Charly]

perhaps, it depends on whether she agrees to wear glasses for me.

[Elfrun]

But of course;

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Soooo, do they get you hawt for me? *hopes*

[Cocoa]

Sure, as long as she adds some sugar and soy milk to the mix.

Sorry, but I don't do soya milk. Don't trust soy. How about rice milk instead? :)

Elfrun, is nice but... the clown thing just scares me!! *hides in the closet*.

[Synchronicity]

^ seems I may meet your criteria, we should talk!



All bikes are created equal but some are more equal than others. Not quite as equal (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

Not as bad as I thought. Nice color, Japanese, looks to be in good condition, cosmetic damage notwithstanding. Not the kind of crotch rocket I'd buy, but I'd still take it for a spin :lovestruck:

[pure potential]

Speaking of growl, my bike's sound one of the things that makes it famous. Just imagine, if you are lucky enough to win a date from me, this could be you in the back: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Nice! Honda's are great style. That pipe sounds great too, what kind is it? I read the bit about Hungary production, but the mfgr's name wasn't shared.

[JoeyDude]

what kind is it?

It's a Vance & Hines stainless steel exhaust. It's not exactly like the one in the video, it just sounds very similar plus the pipe is on the side unlike in the video.

[The Maelstrom]

Sorry, but I don't do soya milk. Don't trust soy. How about rice milk instead? :)
I suppose... if there's more than enough cocoa and sugar

[Liason]

Sure. as long as there are promises of rum punch.

[Synchronicity]

I'd say yes. Misanthropy is a big turn-on.

[paleoeco]

yes...he must leave the pipe at home, though. He can wear the hat and trenchcoat, however.

[Rho1334]

seems like a cool enough guy...i'd give it a try...maybe

[Seriously]

Yes. We would both wear black and go dancing at an underground club.

[Elfrun]

So tell me lovely lady, what are your thoughts on gender realignment surgery? *hopes*

[Seriously]

Gender realignment surgery isn't necessary my dear Elfrun, I don't mind girls. Possibly some type of species realignment might be in order though...*ponders* No no I can accept you elf and all.

[Elfrun]

I wasn't offering to chang... eh, nevermind... WOOHOO! *stares into Seriously’s eyes* You are now carrying my baby!

[Seriously]

They told me dating would lead to babies. I just didn't expect it to happen so quickly.

[Elfrun]

I have mighty stare-impregnating powers! You never stood a chance.

[Wapiti]

I would but I'm afraid I'll get pregnant.

[GrnEyz]

Absolutely... seems kinky enough.. (oops.. was a min too late..!)

[Wapiti]

Yes, and now you're pregnant.

[Elfrun]

*squity eyes at Wapiti and GrnEyz* You are both now carrying a litter of my offspring! I shall be neglectful and treat you poorly but you shall want me even more because of this!

[GrnEyz]

You'll reconsider once you realize the high quality of the litter.

[Elfrun]

I'm a deadbeat impregnator. I'll send $5 per offspring each birthday with a scrawly note addressing them as Huey, Dewy and Louie cause of their webbed-feet, but you won't get a cent more out of me!

[GrnEyz]

Fine... when the kids reach age 6 they're going to work... and not just any job.. I'll see to it that all 6 of them become outrageously successful. They'll collectively make 10 million per year... and you won't get a cent... :p

[Elfrun]

You dream big. This is good. You shall have many litters!

[Cincinnatus]

Somehow, Elf, dating you would seem like a sitcom. Either that, or you'd be the Tigger to my Eeyore.

In the pub:
Elf: (Bouncing around) Hey hey hey hey! There are some people! (tackles the first person) Hey! How ya doing? Pleasure to meet you! I'm an elf! Or a pixie, if that suits your fancy.
Me: *facepalm*
Elf: :springs back into the seat: That was fun! Let's do it again!

[GrnEyz]

What an awesome hump day..!! :thumbsup:

[Wapiti]

I think this thread has a venereal disease.

[GrnEyz]

So it would seem... wapititus...

[Wapiti]

Some of you should also demand a paternity test.

[Synchronicity]

I'd be all over that.

[Elfrun]

Some of you should also demand a paternity test.

No need, they're all mine, I am that mighty *flexes*

[Liason]

Sure. but only if they buy. I hate chivalry, but it'as advantages are so convenient

[GrnEyz]

How could you possibly ignore our beautiful children...???

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[llBradll]

Sure. but only if they buy. I hate chivalry, but it'as advantages are so convenient
So chivalry is paying for somebody because of their gender? I've been doing it all wrong then...

[Elfrun]

I'd pounce on that *pounces*

Sure. but only if they buy. I hate chivalry, but it'as advantages are so convenient

They? If you're talking to me I promise I only have one personality (most of the time) :)

[Synchronicity]

Sure. but only if they buy. I hate chivalry, but it'as advantages are so convenient

And if you were talking to me, no deal. It's Dutch or nothing.

[llBradll]

I'm not sure whether theres is actually a connection between being dutch and paying, but I'm dutch and I have a hard time losing money.

[GrnEyz]

Elf's have similar qualities... tough on the outside... but tender on the inside....

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[JohnDoe]

Is that seriously elf porn?

[Synchronicity]

Elf's have similar qualities... tough on the outside... but tender on the inside....

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*Looks left*

*Looks right*

*Clicks "Save as..."*

Nobody saw anything!

[GrnEyz]

It's just an image from photobucket... no need to sound the alarm... they police that sort of thing...

[runoverazebra]

Elf's have similar qualities... tough on the outside... but tender on the inside....

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Does she have any male elf friends for me?

[llBradll]

^ I really hope that she's older than she looks. I'm probably younger than all of you and it bugs me to see that.

[GrnEyz]

Just for you ROZ.....

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GrnEyz added to this post, 1 minutes and 56 seconds later...

^ I really hope that she's older than she looks. I'm probably younger than all of you and it bugs me to see that.


Surely U jest..

[runoverazebra]

Just for you ROZ.....

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There's something about the pointy ears... ;) I think I might be willing to date anyone this thread that would wear pointy ears.

[JohnDoe]

^ I really hope that she's older than she looks. I'm probably younger than all of you and it bugs me to see that.

Meh CGI and art stuff that looks that young kindof freaks me out too... even if it is fake. EVEN IF you justify it by saying that elves look younger!

[GrnEyz]

Meh CGI and art stuff that looks that young kindof freaks me out too... even if it is fake. EVEN IF you justify it by saying that elves look younger!

It's art... get a grip...

[JohnDoe]

It's art... get a grip...

photorealistic art is close enough to real for me.

[GrnEyz]

photorealistic art is close enough to real for me.

Relax JD... pour yourself a short one... focus on your immediate challenges... step back and view the big picture...

[JohnDoe]

Relax JD... pour yourself a short one... focus on your immediate challenges... step back and view the big picture...

Vodka!

[reb]

in a word, no. GrnEyz is already well known to be looking for a date...i cannot deal with desperation. pointy ears or not.

[GrnEyz]

in a word, no. GrnEyz is already well known to be looking for a date...i cannot deal with desperation. pointy ears or not.

FYI.... I already have dates lined up... how about yourself..?

[JohnDoe]

FYI.... I already have dates lined up... how about yourself..?

And the plot thickens.

[JTG1984]

What is going on in here!? That blonde Japanese elf doesnt do it for me, and JohnDoe doesnt do it for me either so NO.

[paleoeco]

hmm...maybe. the SF thing kinda scares me though.

[GrnEyz]

What is going on in here!? That blonde Japanese elf doesnt do it for me, and JohnDoe doesnt do it for me either so NO.

Imagine yourself on a Carribbean Island... toes in the sand.... Pina Colada in your hand... staring out at the ocean... cool breeze in your hair.... waves lapping at your feet....

[reb]

FYI.... I already have dates lined up... how about yourself..?


sure, a whole list of them...the 4th, the 5th, the 6th, etc., ad infinitum. then there's July... some of them may stand me up, though. been there, done that.

[Seriously]

Looks to be already all dated up so I guess there is no room at the inn for me.