Backronyms

[Synchronicity]

This is a game I play with a couple of my friends. Here's how it works.

The first person gives an acronym. The next person makes up their own definition for the acronym, then uses the letters in it to come up with another acronym. We keep going like this until everyone gets bored or time stops, whichever comes first.

The definitions can be anything: normal, satirical, insane, whatever. It's all about being creative. The acronyms can also be anything, so long as they're real and not just random letters.

Example:
FBI
Free Booze Incorporated.

NIC

And so forth.

Questions? No? Then let's begin. I'll start.

SCUD

[ptrout]

Space cadets under duress

KFC

[Synchronicity]

Kite Fliers' Coallition

ATI

[ClydeB]

Anonymous Tit Inspector

RHIP

[Nemesis]

Really Hot Inuit Professors

DIY

[DanteFalling]

Do Interesting Yodels

RIGD

[Nemesis]

Raccoon Ingesting Great Danes

MIA

[DanteFalling]

Myopic Intelligence Advances

DCNPI

[zibber]

Dalmations Cause Nerve Pain when Ingested

ASAP

[Nemesis]

Actively Spooning Arrogant People

DMC

[Zhen]

Drunk Man Calling
NNN

[zibber]

Never Negotiate with Norwegians

DUI

[ptrout]

Department of Underwater Ichnography

[Nemesis]

NRA

[pocohauntus]

Nostril Relieving Activity
SLV

[Nemesis]

Society for Lustful Vermin

HIV

[Zhen]

Hot Indian Vindaloo
FBC

[Nemesis]

Face Book Creeper

CIA

[Zhen]

Church In Arms
REM

[Nemesis]

Raving Emus of Montreal.

KMFDM

[Synchronicity]

Killing and Murder For Dumbass Mexicans

COBOL

[ptrout]

Central Office of Battleship Ordnance and Logistics

RADAR

[paleoeco]

Rich Asian Dumbass Anonymous Racket

AFL-CIO

[Nemesis]

Armenian Floating Lemon Chief Incontinence Officer.

NASA

[zibber]

North Argentinian Spud Assassins

KKK

[Stratego]

Kangaroo Kabuki Karaoke

FBI

[dogwoodlover]

Fat Bitching In-laws

SCUBA

[paleoeco]

Stashing Corpses Under Bridges in America

NATO

[Synchronicity]

Not Allowed To Orgasm

LASER

[dogwoodlover]

Late Apprehension of Serious Erectile Ringworms

WTO

[True Rune]

Water Turtle Obsession.

HOMES

[azelismia]

Hostile Orangutan Mafia Event Society

ERA

[True Rune]

Epistemological Reconstruction Academy

RAPPS

[azelismia]

Really Angry Aardvark Parachuting Society


REO

[Nemesis]

Rehabilitated Eunuchs Organization.

BMW

[dogwoodlover]

Bad Mothers Work (:laugh:)

FEMA

[pure potential]

Feral Environmental Managers Association

TMI

[Harmony]

Teenage Mutant Immigrants

ETA

[Quite8the8bell]

Extremely Tipsy Association

SSDF

[Nemesis]

Super Salamander Demolition Force

CSF

[Zhen]

Coffee Strike Force

NSAID

[Synchronicity]

Nobody Saw Any Illegal Documents

IMO

[pure potential]

International Muggle Opener

PTA

[Zhen]

Passionate Turnover Art
ESL

[Thirdie]

Extremely Sarcastic Llama

FUBAR

[ptrout]

Fast Ultra Bad Ass Racing

SDF-1

[Synchronicity]

Superior Destructive Force 1

USP

[fatkattykat]

Fat Bitching In-laws

SCUBA

HAHAHAHAHA

Use Some Protection

NARA

[Cthulhu]

Nihilists Against Regretting Anything

CPA

[PHS Philip]

Chili Promotion Association

SDI

[Cthulhu]

Sewage Dispensers, Incorporated

NAFTA

[Stratego]

Sewage Dispensers, Incorporated

NAFTA

For use around here:
Not Another F**king Thread About...

CIA

[Synchronicity]

Computationally Interesting Algorithms

SATA

[Thirdie]

Synchroneous Anarchist Traders Association

SOS

[Stratego]

Synchronous Orbit Statellite

DOA

[Thirdie]

Doom Over Atlantis

PAN

[pocohauntus]

Progeny And Nepotism

GNP

[Thirdie]

Grand Namibian Pineapple

CEO

[pocohauntus]

Cranial Effervescent Orgasm

SMV

[Double Victory]

Simulated Mutating Virus

SUV

[dalidaisy]

Simple Undulating Vacuum

TPW

[Double Victory]

Time/Parallel Warp

PT

[dalidaisy]

Phat Talk

BBW

[Double Victory]

Phat Talk

BBW

Bring Baby Wipes

GMC

[dalidaisy]

God Makes Cash

THC

[Thirdie]

Tremendously Hot Cookie

LSD

[Double Victory]

Legendary Skank Day

CTA

[Hjordis]

Calorie Trackers Anonymous

AI

[Sequoia]

Any Idiot.

CARDA

[Thirdie]

Cloud Army Raiding Downtown Athens

WAN

[Cthulhu]

Wookie Alert Now

SEC

[Nemesis]

Southerners Eating Cookies

JBL

[Quite8the8bell]

Julia's(me) Bombastic Legacy

KITR

[ClydeB]

Kittys In To Reality

TWAIN

[Synchronicity]

The World Always Inconveniences Nations

NATO

[WyohKnott]

Never Authorize The Orangutans

MAT

[Nemesis]

Man Against Tortoises

NORAD

[SelfInflected]

Naming Our Retarded-Ass Daughter

MCAGCC

[pocohauntus]

Maniacal Certified Ass Grabbing Canadian Creep

BBC

[SelfInflected]

Bouncing Bunny Coalition

NAMBLA

[Cthulhu]

Namibian Atheists Making Big Loud Accusations

NHL

[paleoeco]

Nice, Hot Loins

NAACP

[SelfInflected]

N-types Are Always Causing Problems

JTNP

[Cthulhu]

Jamaican Themed Nose Piercings

PLO

[Synchronicity]

Paris Lovemaking Orgy

TNT

[Stratego]

Taiwanese Neuromancer's Tamarisk

CPL

[SelfInflected]

Totally Not Thinking :)

NRBQ





SelfInflected added to this post, 5 minutes and 36 seconds later...

Taiwanese Neuromancer's Tamarisk

CPL

Oops, thought you forgot the acro...

Cranium Potatoes, Ltd.

Edit: Now I forgot:

NRBQ

[Thirdie]

Newly Released Bielorussian Quilts

FYI

[Synchronicity]

Fine Young Interns

FDR

[Hjordis]

four day rampage

ACT

[Stratego]

Armenian Cabbage Tortolini

CDC

[Cthulhu]

Christians Doing Crack

AICPA

[Synchronicity]

American-Indian Conservative Pundit Association

DOA

[ptrout]

Druids Of Antioch

QWERTY

[SelfInflected]

Quick Witted Earthling Robots Take up Yodeling

SMPTE

[Synchronicity]

So Many Potatoes To Eat!

ATM

[SelfInflected]

Anal Tote Mechanisms

AFFA

[Stratego]

Algebraic Fuctions For Amnesiacs

ASPCA

[PHS Philip]

Australian Society for the Promotion of the Culinary Arts.

SCOTUS

[SelfInflected]

Scholars Crying Out To Uneducated Societies

ASCAP

[Cthulhu]

Association of Siamese Cats Against Pornography

GIDP

[ptrout]

Great Interstate Diaper Patrol

MADD

[Cthulhu]

Muppets Against Dungeons and Dragons

RBI

[SelfInflected]

Royal Blunder Investigators


UCB

[Cthulhu]

United Cthulhu Brotherhood

IMDF

[SelfInflected]

Insider Money Disappearing Foundation


GHASP

[Thirdie]

Green Hamster Attacks Singaporean Pigs

UNESCO

[Ender]

Under Nourished Executives Secret Company Origins

UCLA

[ssrprotege]

Unknown Crappy, Lazy Assholes

IMF

[Ender]

International Moth Farmers

MPCM

[Quite8the8bell]

Mandatory Pirates Coming More

LKOOE

[Synchronicity]

Listening to Karaoke Often Obviates Emotion

PDA

[ssrprotege]

Preparatory Drilling Allowed

INTJ

[Synchronicity]

Idiotic, Neurotic, and Temperamental Jackass

ESFP

[ssrprotege]

Extremely Sexy Freaks and Pigs

HISTORY (I am doing a history assignment and feel very bored. lol)

[Synchronicity]

Hysteresis In Semi-Transient Orthogonal Recursion Y-planes. (Is it bad that typing that made me sexually aroused?)

PETA

[pocohauntus]

Pathetic Egotistical Testicular Asshole

USC

[Thirdie]

Understandable Siamese Cat

UFO

[Stratego]

Unbelievably F**king Obscene

GMAT

[pocohauntus]

Gray, Misty And Temperate

RIP

[ssrprotege]

Rigid, Inane Person

FREUD

[pocohauntus]

Fucking Ridiculous Erudite Uncouth Dick

FDIC

[Nemesis]

Flailing Dinosaurs In Coats

MDMA

[loosefanbelt]

Mystery Doughnuts with Macabre Adornments

WTF

[Synchronicity]

Wear Thongs Forever

DPRK

[SelfInflected]

Doughnut Patrol Requires K-9

UCPD

[reb]

Union Contract Police Department

NAAWP

[SelfInflected]

Naughty-Ass Aunts Wanting Penetration

GTFO

[Synchronicity]

Got To Find Out

ELCA

[Cthulhu]

Everybody Loves Cthulhu Anyway

UNESCO

[ssrprotege]

Unanimous Negation on the Emigration of the Sincere, Conscientious, and Orderly

HECATE

[SelfInflected]

Histrionic Entertainers Carrying-on And Talking Excessively

CALT

[Zhen]

Copious Amounts of Lard Thinner

NASA

[Synchronicity]

Not A Science Agency

GRUB

[SelfInflected]

Griping Republicans Under 'Bama

AFSCME

[Thirdie]

Android Factory Specialized in Cream Manufacturing and Eating

MOSFET

[SelfInflected]

More Of Something Fatty Eaten Today (this is too true)

CFAT

[ssrprotege]

Crass Faggot's Angry Tantrum

SHANA

[Quite8the8bell]

Sanity Has Always Not Approved

GINDA

[SelfInflected]

God I'll Never Drink Again

NCCAL

[ssrprotege]

No Crappy Commercials Allowed in London (ha!)

UNICEF

[Synchronicity]

Unpopular Nerds In College Envy Footballers

SPECTRE

[DurrRuhRurr]

Super-Polluted Environments Created by Totally Repentant Environmentalists

COWMASS

[Stratego]

Clearly, Objections without material associations simply suck

(a legal one for ya)

WHO

[ssrprotege]

Wow. How Objectionable!

WHAT

[paleoeco]

Wussies Honking At Transvestites

GATT

[ssrprotege]

Grumpy, Asinine, Troublesome Temper

GROSS

[Synchronicity]

Gravitational Rotation Or Sticky Shoes (two possibilities for artificial gravity)

KING

[SelfInflected]

Klingons In Naughty Getups

DILLIGAF

[Thirdie]

Darwin Island's Leaking Lot of Intensive Gossip/Antique Futilities

SNAFU

[Dolores]

Secret Non-partisan Albanian Fighting Union

BAAUT

[Synchronicity]

Best At Articulating Uncouth Tirades

DARPA

[ptrout]

Dissociative Anal Retentive Paralysis Affliction

WOT

[Dolores]

Warriors of Truth

RIOR

[SelfInflected]

Roll It Or Rocket

CAMP

[Tobias]

Catch A Mild Pneumonia

SARS

[Synchronicity]

Sing A Rap Song

OMFG

[Stratego]

Sit And Read Shit

IGA

[ptrout]

Internal Goat Agency

PIAA

[SelfInflected]

Ptrout's Innovative Acronym Anomaly

CARM

[ssrprotege]

Chronological Advancement of Recycling Machines

HORN

[Synchronicity]

Honorary Ontological Reasoning Nomination

GRU

[Dolores]

Giardias Research Unit


DIAS

[Nikita]

Deities Isolated And Sodomized


MIA

[Synchronicity]

Missionaries In Africa

LCARS

[Nikita]

Lobotomized Cartographers Arranging Road Systems


SEAR

[Dolores]

Steel Enterprises Association Russia

USSI

[Zzyber]

Universal Society of Suicidal Individuals

HARM

[Synchronicity]

Happy Anniversary, Roger Moore!

HERC

[Stratego]

Her English Received Compliments

DOMAI

[Nikita]

Directing Our Missiles At Igloos


IRS

[Dolores]

Incident Reporting System

SYS

[SelfInflected]

Synthetic Yodeling Syrup

NASCAR

[MrWho100]

Kentucky Krill Killers

PAS

[Stratego]

Pussywillows And Swallowtails

NUDIS

[Corrosive]

New Underdeveloped Democracy In Society

OMNI

[Synchronicity]

Over-hyped Movies are Never Interesting

ICBM

[MrWho100]

Involved Cats Beat Mice

DRM

[Synchronicity]

Deadly Reaming Machine

NMAP

[SelfInflected]

Nihilist Martians Antagonizing Plutonians

CRAO

[paleoeco]

Crazy Rabbits Acting Obtusely

CHOA

[Stratego]

Chubby Hamsters Overeater's Anonymous

PPCLI

[SelfInflected]

Porta Potty Charter Lines, Inc.

ARTR

[Stratego]

Arnie's Rat Tail Roast

MTFF

[SelfInflected]

Moe's Tavern Fraternity Fellow

CPSIA

[Synchronicity]

Cellular Phone Service In Asia

REM

[MrWho100]

Really Edible Mongooses

RCKBND

[SelfInflected]

Raping, Cutting, Killing, Beating New Dates

RVAP

[Quite8the8bell]

Ravaging Vaporizers Around Picknicks

JULIA

[Synapse]

Joint Unified Legionaries In Action

COBOL

[SelfInflected]

Crusty Old Bastards Offending Ladies

WASM

[Synapse]

White Apes Sodomizing Monkeys

TRAN

[SelfInflected]

Totally Racist Analogy, 'Napse :)

CRIA

[Stratego]

Completely Ridiculous Irritating A**holes.

SAAQ

[ssrprotege]

Sadistic Asshole's Annoying Queerness

ANTI

[Stratego]

Am Not TIcklelish

MPC

[Dolores]

Mature Parents Club

URE

[herbicidal]

Urine Recovery Expert

ROTFLMAO

[SelfInflected]

Regents Of The Farting Lion Majesty Alliance Organization

CROYA

[Synapse]

Crimean Regional Onion Youth Organization

FORTE

[herbicidal]

For Only Retarded Telco Employees

GMAC

[Stratego]

Great, My Anthill Collasped

OSL

[The Maelstrom]

oh shit! look!

KO

[Jonathan Brewer]

Killer Ogres


CCNA

[Synchronicity]

Cajun Cowboys of North America

FUBAR

[Synapse]

Flying Unicorn Brigade and Regalia

URIW

[SelfInflected]

Uncle Rob In Wonderland (it was the little-known sequel)


AMURT

[Winston]

Aardvarks Mind-reading Unbelievably Ruthless Teachers


SPON

[PHS Philip]

Southern Poetry Or, Newts (the musical)

ANC

[Winston]

Abridged Novel Collection


BGB

[Synapse]

Begone, B---h! (what you say to your ex-girlfriend)

COURL

[Winston]

City of Unbiased Racists Living

[SelfInflected]

Omitted On Previous Statement

EBMUD

[Winston]

Evil Bunnies Mindreading Urban Dancers

NYC

[SelfInflected]

Naysayers' Yearly Commission

PPPPPP

[Synapse]

Pavilion for Pansy-Pushing Purple and Pestilent Pandas

RTYIU

[Winston]

Rocket Taking You Into Uranus

KOH

[SelfInflected]

Kaitangata's Overgrown Hobbits

CDFA

[Winston]

Cooked Donuts For Anteaters

LOL

[SelfInflected]

Laminating Old Lunches

BBARO

[Winston]

Brown Barrels And Red Octopuses.

VCR

[pocohauntus]

Vapid Cock Roach

PVC

[Winston]

Packaging Vampire Cows


TTTTT

[Synapse]

Tottering Trinity of Trill Televangelist Taxpayers

OURFT

[SelfInflected]

On-site Urine Recapture Flush Tube

UIEP

[Synchronicity]

United International Eunuch's Party

SETA

[skycloud86]

Secular Eunuch's Trade Association


NCIS

[ssrprotege]

National Crackpot's Indomitable Society

ACID

[Synapse]

Anarchist Coalition in Denmark

ACRT

[Quite8the8bell]

Armed Cattle Roving Together

TTRLO

[Rudy]

Trained To Remove Lingering Odors

MMORPG

[skycloud86]

Massive Mammary Oglers Reuniting Pissed Gamers


INTJ?

[Rudy]

Idiotic Narcissists Terribly Jaded

INFJ

[Synchronicity]

Isomorphically Nascent Ferromagnetic Junction

SOCOM

[Rudy]

Sadomasochistic Orangutans Copulating On Mondays

NERV

[Quite8the8bell]

Naughty Elephants Riding Vehicles

BGHI

[skycloud86]

Big German Hausfrau's Itinerary


USA

[Quite8the8bell]

Unstable, Sick Americans

BERLIN

[ssrprotege]

Brother Erroneously Reported (the) Laziness of an INtj

SSR

[Quite8the8bell]

Sappy Sirynges Rioting

VVVC

[ssrprotege]

Vancouverite Woman Crying

YVR

[DifficultBastrd]

Yeti vasectomy reversal

YMCA (or if its been done BBC)

[Quite8the8bell]

Young Merchants Calming Animals

PPILUH

[skycloud86]

Polish People In Less Understanding Houses

FIREFOX

[Quite8the8bell]

Free Irrigation Running Effortlessly Forward Often.. Uhh that's all I got..

DERTHG

[MrWho100]

Deluded Earwigs Really Think He's God

HACK

[Synapse]

High Altitude Covert Koalas

RTYED

[SeaCzar]

Rural Texas Yettis with Erectile Disfunction.

ACORN

[Night Runner]

Absolutely Corny Outrageously Ridiculous Name

NASA

[themuzicman]

Astronauts Spending American's iNcome.

AAA