Human for sale: how much are you worth?

[azelismia]

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You are worth exactly $2,344,086

[Nuzke]

You are worth exactly $2,545,084

Damn, I'm insulted. . .

:laugh:

[elsdfr]

Looks like a creative way of collecting data to me. :suspicious:

[Hanno]

2.67 mil.

Meh.

[Fryman58]

$2,434,250

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[Jeffries]

$2,712,772 so what?

[Arcani]

You are worth exactly $2,711,562

[altoid]

$2,487,090

Looks like a creative way of collecting data to me. :suspicious:

That's what I thought. It evidently didn't stop me though...:rolleyes:

[rara avis]

I think my value would be higher among specialty collectors.





rara avis added to this post, 1 minutes and 33 seconds later...

Looks like a creative way of collecting data to me. :suspicious:

That's what I thought, too, so I initiated evasive maneuvers... which ruins the game. :rolleyes:

[Nikita]

You are worth exactly $3,279,946

[azelismia]

yeah it probably is a creative way of collecting data, and it's a little spooky but who cares? what are they going to do with that data? they don't actually take any PII from you. it's anonymous.

[floramacivor]

$1,876,036

I guess I must be the bargain bin item. ;)

[PHS Philip]

Looks like a creative way of collecting data to me. :suspicious:

Look at it this way: this is an INTJ forum. That means that half of us probably found this stuff out about the other half already (what're evil masterminds for if not creating massive databases on potential rivals?). What have you got to lose? :p

[Wapiti]

You are worth exactly $2,389,850

Any bidders?

[True Rune]

You are worth exactly $1,583,040

Figures.

Lower IQ/Less confidence in ability..

[sujit]

You are worth exactly $3,155,836

[rokar]

You are worth exactly $2,017,034

[Sliderule]

You are worth exactly $2,711,080

Bullshit, mom says I'm priceless.

[Reganon]

You are worth exactly $1,966,228

[Lycurgus]

$1,766,036

I suspect that's an artificially low number due to the economic situation.... That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Also, because I've got no job... don't need one at the moment, I'm takin' me a break!

[Autoptic]

$2,611,150

[llBradll]

$2,837,092

[ClydeB]

$1,943,050

[Rudy]

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$3,146,800

I'm reasonably pleased.

And since I have zero modesty, you can all read my intimate details... *waggles eyebrows*





RudyHenkel added to this post, 5 minutes and 57 seconds later...

$2,434,250

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Wow; with your height and weight, you must be the skinniest person ever.

[LaoTzu]

$2,907,110

M'kay, where do I cash in?

[Shinqui]

A paltry $1,787,074.

[AliTree]

$2,377,442

[Antares]

I am worth $2,530,084. Just for being female.

[thiagofralves]

According to Mankiw we are worth 10 million on average, but I am worth only $2,264,846 according to this site :(.

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[elsdfr]

yeah it probably is a creative way of collecting data, and it's a little spooky but who cares? what are they going to do with that data? they don't actually take any PII from you. it's anonymous.

Sure its not directly linking personal information but they know your general location and join it with all the other people in your location and match it against age/income as compared to other places and people who came from different web sites and then they sell this information to people like Google. Sure, you might never click but you are funding an industry for free which is a process I'd rather not be apart of.

Call me paranoid or what ever else but the truth should be known and may all your online ads from now on be personal :p

Would you answer the same questions over the phone?

[dissident]

$138,487,126,827,913

[elsdfr]

I am curious as to how Nikita is worth more than a Blonde/Blue 6' male with a 7" penis though.

[Rudy]

I am curious as to how Nikita is worth more than a Blonde/Blue 6' male with a 7" penis though.

I know, right? Maybe they took points off for it being dirty blond? =D

In any case, it's probably because she has mad skillz, yo.

[elsdfr]

I didn't see the "how many posts do you average a day" question.

[Rudy]

I didn't see the "how many posts do you average a day" question.

Hmm... well, the typing ability could only boost my score, but they may subtract some for "unhealthy obsession."

[Anreader]

You are worth exactly $2,120,050

[Nuzke]

You are worth exactly $2,711,080

Bullshit, mom says I'm priceless.

:laugh::laugh:

[sagewolf]

$2,608,524. Not bad-- if only they'd asked questions like 'how much time do you spend playing video games' or 'how often have you been outside in the past month'. Those questions would have dragged me down, but, hey, what they don't know can't hurt 'em. :smartass:

[Nikita]

I didn't see the "how many posts do you average a day" question.

RudyHenkel's statistical post count is much higher than mine!

[Rudy]

RudyHenkel's statistical post count is much higher than mine!
True. And, thanks to your recent good fortune, your posts per day will be dropping for the foreseeable future. =D

[naughtysnail]

$2,143,068

HOWEVER, they made no provision for the fact I'm British. Surely that adds a couple of bucks? For the 'cute accent'?

[Rudy]

$2,143,068

HOWEVER, they made no provision for the fact I'm British. Surely that adds a couple of bucks? For the 'cute accent'?

I'd give you a bonus 50k, at least.

[naughtysnail]

I'd give you a bonus 50k, at least.

You're very sweet.

And furthermore, why do I get a big fat zero for speaking more than one language? There are, like, twenty people who speak Welsh! It's a rare gift. And they're calling me bilingual when I speak three languages, that's just not right.

Also I get nothing for not being bald, which seems illogical. I'm worth more as a bald woman? Knew I should have kept my head shaved.

[Rudy]

And furthermore, why do I get a big fat zero for speaking more than one language? There are, like, twenty people who speak Welsh! It's a rare gift. And they're calling me bilingual when I speak three languages, that's just not right.

Also I get nothing for not being bald, which seems illogical. I'm worth more as a bald woman? Knew I should have kept my head shaved.

You're exaggerating. It's more like 50 people who speak Welsh.

I'm not sure how the baldness thing works. Perhaps they subtract if you are bald, but add nothing if you are not?

[naughtysnail]

You're exaggerating. It's more like 50 people who speak Welsh.

Ahhh, I speak Southern dialect. Much much rarer.

[Hasway]

$2,709,450

But I would say about 80 trillion. Apparently, this test thinks otherwise. I get no money for speaking french??? I don't even live to France. I've never been to France(Quebec either). No, I've just been taking french for eight years...

[WyohKnott]

You are worth exactly $2,687,278.

A lot of those questions were a little weird - or rather, things that I would expect to add, didn't do anything.

Examples: I don't get any money for not being bald :( I like having hair, thankyouverymuch, and so do most people I know. Maybe it doesn't apply cause I'm female?
Nor do I get anything for not being divorced, which would be pretty weird considering my age.
I get $20,000 for having "below average" artistic ability, which I also find a little strange, but nothing for not liking porn. Huh??

Overall, it was interesting, but weird.

[Rudy]

You are worth exactly $2,687,278.

A lot of those questions were a little weird - or rather, things that I would expect to add, didn't do anything.

Examples: I don't get any money for not being bald :( I like having hair, thankyouverymuch, and so do most people I know. Maybe it doesn't apply cause I'm female?
Nor do I get anything for not being divorced, which would be pretty weird considering my age.
I get $20,000 for having "below average" artistic ability, which I also find a little strange, but nothing for not liking porn. Huh??

Overall, it was interesting, but weird.
I'm not sure, but I think some of those questions (baldness, divorce,) subtract money rather than take it away? We'll have to hear from someone who has some of those traits. All the quantities in my "value", which I posted the link to, are either positive or zero, though.





RudyHenkel added to this post, 1 minutes and 29 seconds later...

Wait, nevermind. I just checked mine and I did get value added for not being bald. It must be a male/female thing. It assumes almost all women are not bald.

[WyohKnott]

I'm not sure, but I think some of those questions (baldness, divorce,) subtract money rather than take it away? We'll have to hear from someone who has some of those traits. All the quantities in my "value", which I posted the link to, are either positive or zero, though.

Yeah, I can see how divorce might subtract; baldness, well, it seems a little weird, but I suppose that might too.

The fact that a lack of artistic ability actually added to my worth is very strange, though ;D Perhaps they think there are too many art majors in the world already?

RudyHenkel added to this post, 1 minutes and 29 seconds later...

Wait, nevermind. I just checked mine and I did get value added for not being bald. It must be a male/female thing. It assumes almost all women are not bald.

Okay, that makes sense.

I tried to do a second one, to check out some of those questions, but it wouldn't let me. *grumbles* I may try it later from a different computer.

[Rudy]

The fact that a lack of artistic ability actually added to my worth is very strange, though ;D Perhaps they think there are too many art majors in the world already?

No, compare the value of my "below average" artistic ability:

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To Azelismia's "average" artistic ability:

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The amount you get scales up with ability.

Also, it is interesting to note that the amounts listed do not actually add up to the total at the bottom. They fall quite a bit short of it.

[WyohKnott]

No, compare the value of my "below average" artistic ability:

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To Azelismia's "average" artistic ability:

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The amount you get scales up with ability.

Also, it is interesting to note that the amounts listed do not actually add up to the total at the bottom. They fall quite a bit short of it.

Oh... yeah, you're right about the artistic ability; I should've checked the other ones before. I also said "below average" for mine, although upon further reflection, I may not be that bad.

Yes, I noticed that they didn't add up, too - it makes me really wonder how the other factors contribute...

[Bobert]

You are worth exactly $1,980,088 :/

On the up side:
Your Number Correct: 23/25 You are smarter than 91.77% of the population.
Average Number Correct: 17.61/25
Percentile: 91.77%
Time Taken: 5:49

[dbpeege]

$2,688,076

[Jonathan Brewer]

$2,225,910

[ntwady]

I don't know how much my person is worth, but my cadaver is worth $4,330.

If you want to purchase my cadaver when I die let it be known that the bidding begins at $4000, no lo-balling.

[Jonathan Brewer]

How much for you living? Understand you will be used for genetic experimentation.

[qwerty123]

hmm..

$2,579,360

middle of the road I suppose

[skycloud86]

$2,242,042

[coffeeholic]

You are worth exactly $2,348,072

haha...this test is funny

[indelicate]

You are worth exactly $1,995,044

I'm practically a bargain, it seems.

[tooboku]

Hahaha!! It's funny to see how many guys are probably lying about their penis size!

[Still Standing]

$1,813,074

Even if I scored 142 on their IQ test! Pff! How insulting!

Yeah, there's lots of disease in my family, but I've never gotten anything! Geez! I'm not them! Also, there's $0 for speaking more than one language, and $0 for my line of work. As usual, this is a very biased test.

[cal]

Call me paranoid or what ever else

1st thing that came to mind for me was I wondered if some governments might cook up a way to tax this.

[Axel]

You are worth exactly $2,062,050

How nice, I'm worth something.

[Vagrant]

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You are worth exactly $2,821,450

[Theaetetus]

$2,071,656

[Cuddlefish]

You are worth exactly $2,579,670

[Gamgee]

$2,285,270

I didn't know there was an NA option for the SAT. Or I would have gone with it. So a little less than what is here.

[jm123]

You are worth exactly $3,159,680

[rad]

You are worth exactly $3,083,890

Not too shabby for a college student I suppose...

[Tahiti]

1.7million, lol...

[lioness]

$1,443,754

[INTJoe]

I'm worth $2,624,974

[sircockburn]

Looks like a creative way of collecting data to me. :suspicious:

^ That. But fooh, why should my artistic ability and weight be top-secret anyway? I am $2,754,690. Cash only.

[t3hrubikscube]

$1,632,694.

[ArtistTyrant]

You are worth exactly $3,511,190

...i consider myself worth way more than that, but would consent to give up 3 years of my life for 1/10 that amount, so meh

[Amphorian]

$2,487,090



That's what I thought. It evidently didn't stop me though...:rolleyes:

Same here. ^^;

Worth: $2,151,930

I didn't answer the zip code and another question though.








-deletes cookies from computer- I tried being a "male" and trying to get the average worth (not clicking anything). It remembered my female answers...

[cruiseingheart]

$1,342,000

Thats not true my mum told me that I'm priceless lol!

[plotthickens]

2.34 mil

[Bobsama]

$2,700,590.

[Leg]

$1,426,000

[phoboser]

It didn't ask what I'm willing to do in bed or about penile girth which is more important than length.

[Olem]

You are worth exactly $2,388,638

Hmm not sure how to respond to that...

[Raskolnikov]

I don't think I want to give away a bunch of personal information to some random website.

[GrnEyz]

$3,123,806.... I think that's a little low... :thinking:

[Tito]

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Man, I never thought I was so cheap.

[PTD]

$1,116,666. One more reason not to target me.

[CanrHoldLimes]

$2,327,050

But I gave them surrounding zip codes, birth dates and stuff like that, so guess I'll never -really- know.

[catzama]

You are worth exactly $2,859,422

[silicon212]

You are worth exactly $2,866,526

[JuxtAposE]

$3,017,974

I love how brutally honest this test is... giving to charity and doing volunteer work makes me worth less. Makes sense.

[teraczy]

Volunteer work makes you worth less? Dang.

Can't believe I did this, I did lie about the zip code. $2.34 million, anyone wanna buy me? I'm done here.

[LadySpock]

45 cents

[Exelone]

You are worth exactly $2,344,086.

[ummon]

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You are worth exactly $2,148,190

I need to graduate and get a job already.

[HarleyQuinn]

You are worth exactly $2,088,010

Well than.

[Exelone]

I don't think I want to give away a bunch of personal information to some random website.

It's totally random, you don't answer anything.

[fiestyev]

2.24 mil,

how is my above average SAT score worth nothing while my average HS GPA so important?

[Mephos]

You are worth exactly $1,972,010

I expected it to be lower, but then again, that didn't take into account the amount of time I spend on the internet, playing video games, and mental state.

[Calig]

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[catatonic]

$2,323,038

[Rain Man]

That "Am I Dumb" quiz was reminiscent of the IQ test Joe underwent in Idiocracy.

[Savagelight]

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You are worth exactly $2,344,086

According to me? More than your life. According to number crunching fools? Whatever.

[Ciarbear]

You are worth exactly $2,167,698

[John Sullivan]

$3,071,144

[Shadizar]

It's all fucked up.

The provided IQ test said I'm 146.

The provided dummy test said I'm smarter than 85.31% of the population.

Yet I'm only worth $1,719,082

...

Maybe it's a control-ability issue.

[envirodude]

If you have to ask the price, you probably can't afford me. ;)