Guido
09-23-2007, 05:44 PM
Hello everyone, my name is Russell.
** (drone voices) **
"Hello Russell"
Today I went to the grocery store to pick up a few things. I don't make lists, cause lists are for the weak :D When I got to the cereal section, I grabbed my fruit loops which is the corner stone of any nutritious breakfast. When I got home, to my surprise... someone had destroyed the contents. That someone, was freaking Kellogg’s:
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They stuck freaking YOGURT fruit loops in my what used to be perfect cereal. And me, being in my efficient grocery rush, had made the 'ridiculous' assumption, that my fruit loops would not have been tampered with. I tried and give this the benefit of the doubt and actually try it... but oh god. Who wants to crunch on dry yogurt? Wtf was their marketing team thinking... I don't know.
Anyhow, I figure out the best way to separate the yogurt fruit loops, was to use 3 bowls; One smaller one for all the gross yogurt crap fruit loops, one big one to empty the box into, and a square one which was used to catch the good fruit loops by slowly dumping the large bowl into it, while picky out the deviants. I chose a square one as the destination bowl, because it made moving the fruit loops back into the box all that much easier.
After I was done with this (which actually only took about a minute) I had the best tasting bowl of fruit loops in the world.
That's my story :D
** (drone voices) **
"Hello Russell"
Today I went to the grocery store to pick up a few things. I don't make lists, cause lists are for the weak :D When I got to the cereal section, I grabbed my fruit loops which is the corner stone of any nutritious breakfast. When I got home, to my surprise... someone had destroyed the contents. That someone, was freaking Kellogg’s:
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
They stuck freaking YOGURT fruit loops in my what used to be perfect cereal. And me, being in my efficient grocery rush, had made the 'ridiculous' assumption, that my fruit loops would not have been tampered with. I tried and give this the benefit of the doubt and actually try it... but oh god. Who wants to crunch on dry yogurt? Wtf was their marketing team thinking... I don't know.
Anyhow, I figure out the best way to separate the yogurt fruit loops, was to use 3 bowls; One smaller one for all the gross yogurt crap fruit loops, one big one to empty the box into, and a square one which was used to catch the good fruit loops by slowly dumping the large bowl into it, while picky out the deviants. I chose a square one as the destination bowl, because it made moving the fruit loops back into the box all that much easier.
After I was done with this (which actually only took about a minute) I had the best tasting bowl of fruit loops in the world.
That's my story :D