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esialb
11-27-2007, 11:29 AM
'Nuff said.

thegnat
11-27-2007, 11:30 AM
I agree. Can't say any more about that. It's just a fact.

Solaris
11-27-2007, 11:37 AM
That's clear, but what about mustard?

mustard>ketchup>mayo and then, spicy brown mustard>yellow mustard

Ijz
11-27-2007, 11:38 AM
Hi esialb, welcome to the forum.

That must be the strangest introduction line ever, claiming that Ketchup Is Greater Than Mayo. I beg to differ. Being from a dominant mayo society, I think your claim is incorrect and very inconsiderate. Obviously, everyone knows that Mayo > Ketchup, anytime, everywhere on any kind of sandwich...

BloozeGit
11-27-2007, 12:10 PM
If it ain't got chilli, it ain't no kinda sauce.

rwyatt365
11-27-2007, 02:27 PM
if (ham sandwich) then
Mayo > ketchup
else
Ketchup > mayo
endif

banzai
11-27-2007, 03:02 PM
That's clear, but what about mustard?

mustard>ketchup>mayo and then, spicy brown mustard>yellow mustard

You are correct. Mustard is from the gods... zero calories, too!

ShaiGar
11-28-2007, 01:29 AM
Honey Mustard > Mustard > HP Sauce > BBQ Sauce > Chili Sauce > Mayonnaise & BBQ Sauce Mixed > Mayonnaise > Tomato Sauce

rwyatt365
11-28-2007, 05:38 AM
Honey Mustard > Mustard > HP Sauce > BBQ Sauce > Chili Sauce > Mayonnaise & BBQ Sauce Mixed > Mayonnaise > Tomato Sauce
Sweet Chili Sauce > all

Draffut
11-28-2007, 02:45 PM
Ketchup shall always reign supreme.

GOD
11-28-2007, 02:53 PM
'Nuff said.

Tomato sauce > Ketchup

Nuff said.

OneBadMother
11-28-2007, 03:44 PM
Ketchup > mayo on fries, but mayo > ketchup on sandwiches. Mustard = mayo on sandwiches. BBQ sauce > ketchup on fries, and chicken tenders too. <_<

HackerX
11-28-2007, 04:18 PM
Mayo is acceptable on a hot chicken roll. It is also acceptable as the base for the ranch sauce I have on my foot long chicken and bacon ranch sub from subway. Nothing else.

Ketchup and/or tomato sauce are suitable for anything else.

Allie
11-28-2007, 04:22 PM
Mustard all the way!

cielo market
11-28-2007, 10:50 PM
Miracle Whip is the king of all Mayo's.

OneBadMother
11-28-2007, 11:08 PM
On a sammich? Gah!

cielo market
11-28-2007, 11:22 PM
On a sammich? Gah!

blasphemy.

rwyatt365
11-29-2007, 03:55 AM
Miracle Whip is the king of all Mayo's.
Horrors! :scared:

Solaris
11-30-2007, 07:26 AM
Miracle Whip is the king of all Mayo's.

:thumbsdown:

I'm sorry cielo, but that's just....there's no word strong enough, disgusting doesn't come close enough, and I can't think of another.

rwyatt365
11-30-2007, 07:53 AM
:thumbsdown:

I'm sorry cielo, but that's just....there's no word strong enough, disgusting doesn't come close enough, and I can't think of another.
Agreed. Miracle Whip = bastard Mayo!

Firelie
11-30-2007, 05:09 PM
Give me Best Foods/Hellman's or give me nothing.

TruorTupnm
11-30-2007, 11:31 PM
To each sandwich its proper condiment. Mayonnaise > ketchup, when it comes to a turkey sandwich, but Ketchup and mustard (never just one or the other) > mayonnaise, when it comes to a hot dog (shudders at the thought). :rolleyes: But overall: Hot sauce, brown mustard, honey mustard, mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup. sorry about that. Ketchup is too tomatoey, and therefore, nasty. *hides* Ah, I have no opinion on brand names of mayonnaise. Shouldn't you just make your own?

cielo market
11-30-2007, 11:42 PM
:thumbsdown:

I'm sorry cielo, but that's just....there's no word strong enough, disgusting doesn't come close enough, and I can't think of another.

Agreed. Miracle Whip = bastard Mayo!

bah humbug.
/eats her sandwich.

qwerty
12-01-2007, 01:13 AM
fer sure to be sure that the greatest topping of all is...*faints*

Duncan Cade
12-01-2007, 03:52 AM
Alright, so I'm the only one around preferring his sandwiches or fries without any kind of sauce?

Solaris
12-06-2007, 01:06 PM
Give me Best Foods/Hellman's or give me nothing.

High Five for that!

* Solaris added to this post, 2 minutes and 39 seconds later...

Alright, so I'm the only one around preferring his sandwiches or fries without any kind of sauce?

Depends on the kind of sandwich. Fries/fried potato products I like with or without sauce, depends on my mood.

deicruxified
12-06-2007, 01:37 PM
i eat heinz

as for mayo, i find best foods too sweet so it's lady's choice for me

Solaris
12-06-2007, 10:13 PM
i eat heinz

as for mayo, i find best foods too sweet so it's lady's choice for me

I didn't think there was anything with less sugar than Hellman's. I've never heard of Lady's Choice. Are you in the US, I forget.