Let's Spread Rumors

[Hatsumomo1]

The rules are simple. Post a rumor about the person above you.

[tp6626]

The rules are simple. Post a rumor about the person above you.

Hatsumomo1 has a little black book for collecting rumours, with which to blackmail members in later life when they're rich and successful.

[TheLastMohican]

Tp6626 accused somebody of having a lazy eye. Scandalous!

[tp6626]

Tp6626 accused somebody of having a lazy eye. Scandalous!

Haha...:laugh: TLM told me he'd fix me up with someone on the dating thread, and he hasn't delivered yet. Tut tut...

(Is this thread supposed to be fictitious or real rumours? Bit harsh if its real ones, hehe).

[Moriarty]

tp6626 was raised by Gypsies.

[Hatsumomo1]

Haha...:laugh: TLM told me he'd fix me up with someone on the dating thread, and he hasn't delivered yet. Tut tut...

(Is this thread supposed to be fictitious or real rumours? Bit harsh if its real ones, hehe).

(Fictitious ones of course...unless you really were raised by gypsies.)

Mariarty dresses in a French maid uniform and parades up and down the sidewalk in front of their house every Tuesday night.

[tp6626]

tp6626 was raised by Gypsies.
Moriarty likes to be thought of as a New Age Traveller, but I know the truth... yes, he is my father!

[Hatsumomo1]

tp6626 wished he were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

[TheLastMohican]

(Is this thread supposed to be fictitious or real rumours? Bit harsh if its real ones, hehe).

(I think they should be semi-fictitious, with a base in truth. It's more fun that way; it's too easy to make up things randomly.)

[Moriarty]

TLM once ran an INTJf prostitution ring.

It was unsuccessful.

[TheLastMohican]

Hatsumomo is trying to hide her ENTJ-ness. Just look at her cognitive processes test results!





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Moriarty has a crush on Eratosthenes. (He even searched for him on the forum! How stalkerish is that?)

[muguly]

T.L.M. is really Bob Denver's clone and plotting to take over the world.

[Kisai]

muguly is responsible for no less than seventeen convenience store robberies.

[Hatsumomo1]

Hatsumomo is trying to hide her ENTJ-ness. Just look at her cognitive processes test results!

I'm a closet ENTJ. :cheesy:


Kisai attended one of Michael Jackson's sleepovers...and enjoyed it.

[AliTree]

kisai makes fun of fat people.

[metamagnet]

Alitree is wanted in 9 countries for clubbing baby seals
and has bad breath :blush:

[TheLastMohican]

Metamagnet never shaves. Disgusting, isn't it?

[metamagnet]

I shaved on monday thank you very much :smug:

TLM can't go facial hair and secretly wants to stroke metamagnet's with a felt brush...which he shaved on monday of course

[Algol]

A little bird told me that metamagnet swipes waiter's tips when he's leaving a restaurant!

aaaand...

I hear Monte hums ride of the valkyries to himself as he grades exams and paints them red.

[Hatsumomo1]

Algol likes to be bossed around in the bedroom.

[Kisai]

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Hatsumomo is a taxidermist of small, shaved monkeys.

[auriga vega]

Kisai dressed up as a drag queen for halloween =D

[Hatsumomo1]

Vega dressed up as kisai's pimp for halloween.

[rahdam]

Hatsumomo1 was the type to yell "It's just natural!" when she farted in grade school!

[foobar]

rahdam huffs kittens!

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[Nikita]

foobar sells cans of compressed air to children

[Jgib5328]

I heard that Nikita eats babies.

[tp6626]

Nikita spits and swallows. Like she always says "Half for you, half for me!". She pretends to be all fair by sharing, but she doesn't divide fairly. Hehe :).





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Oh you beat me to it. Damn!

jgib always speaks out of turn (funny, I just posted this elsewhere, lol).

[Nikita]

jgib's first time was with a shark


you can tell tp is english when he smiles:
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[tp6626]

you can tell tp is english when he smiles:

This one is particularly coarse, so look away now if you're easily offended!

Nikita always insists on making out with the light off, on her gynacologists advice.
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I did warn you! :laugh:

[Nikita]

LOL!!!

tp is really a woman, he showed me

[Reganon]

tp6626 eats his cereal without milk! (and apparently without teeth)

[tp6626]

LOL!!!

tp is really a woman, he showed me

tp6626 eats his cereal without milk! (and apparently without teeth)
Reganon and Nikita like to play good cop / bad cop, if you know what I mean? ;) ;)

They're ganging up on me, help!!!!!!!

[Nikita]

tp has a set of pink furry handcuffs that he's been saving for Wapiti

[tp6626]

tp has a set of pink furry handcuffs that he's been saving for Wapiti
Nikita can get sooooooo jealous sometimes! :lovestruck:

[Nikita]

tp has bugged all of the INTJf members' bedrooms and watches their nocturnal activities on closed circuit television every night

[tp6626]

tp has bugged all of the INTJf members' bedrooms and watches their nocturnal activities on closed circuit television every night

Three observations:

1. In reference to the above quote, thought these were meant to be fictitious rumours? :suspicious:
2. Just a hunch, but I bet that it's impossible to have the last word with Nikita. ;)
3. Nikita's camera is showing a big, fat, ugly bloke sitting at a computer in some dingy basement. Hmm, is all not what it at first seems? :laugh:

[Nikita]

Three observations:

1. In reference to the above quote, thought these were meant to be fictitious rumours? :suspicious:
2. Just a hunch, but I bet that it's impossible to have the last word with Nikita. ;)
3. Nikita's camera is showing a big, fat, ugly bloke sitting at a computer in some dingy basement. Hmm, is all not what it at first seems? :laugh:

1. lol
2. not impossible...
3. LOL!


tp wears a dungeons and dragons costume to the market to pick up gamers

[Jgib5328]

I heard Nikita and tp have a 'thing' for each other.

[Nikita]

jgib likes that tp doesn't even have a "thing" :p he wants a date...you game, tp?

[Jgib5328]

But Nikita does have one.

[tp6626]

"Nikita is obsessed with tp"

**Looks around suspiciously :suspicious:**
Who said that..?

Nikita, you missed jgibs post!

[Nikita]

jgib likes Nikita's big thing

[tp6626]

Oh bastard, you've corrected it already. Now I look like a 'tard.

[Jgib5328]

I heard that Nikita has a tiny thing.





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I heard that tp stands for totally pathetic.

[Nikita]

I've heard that jgib is offended by people changing their posts because he is unaware of when they require editing and it makes him feel inadequate.

[Jgib5328]

I heard that Nikita likes to throw out random rumors that have nothing to do with prior posts.

[tp6626]

I heard that Nikita likes to throw out random rumors that have nothing to do with prior posts.
I heard jgib is soon to be "sleeping with the fishes". Nikita told me all hush-hush-like.

Oops...

[Nikita]

I've heard that tp is actually right sometimes, but only on the full moon.

[Jgib5328]

I've heard that Nikita doesn't have the cajones(saw that word earlier today).

[Hatsumomo1]

Jgib tried to do a remake of the Jurassic Park movie.


Here's a clip of it.

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[Nikita]

Hatsumomo has 11 toes.

[tp6626]

Jgib tried to do a remake of the Jurassic Park movie.


Here's a clip of it.

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Off 'topic' a little, but look at this (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) clip. UK TV panel show, playing movie charades. Guess the films. Pretty hilarious.

[Nikita]

tp is an attention monger ;)

[INTJoe]

Nikita used to poop in her pants, but hasn't done so in......days.

[Nikita]

INTJoe eats his own vomit.

[Moriarty]

Nikita likes ketchup on her steak.

[Nikita]

Moriarty likes big hairy Rocky Mountain Oysters.

[Sliderule]

Nikita eats paste.

[Nikita]

Sliderule drops his gum in ant hills then picks it up and eats it.

[INTJoe]

Oh my God, that's one of the nastiest things I've read.

[Vagrant]

INTJoe isn't an INTJ at all. He's an ESFP in disguise.

[auriga vega]

Vagrant eats raw squid at midnight :yuck:

[TheLastMohican]

Auriga Vega obtained that information by illegal means.

[auriga vega]

TheLastMohican can't sleep without his old pink blanket...

[TheLastMohican]

Auriga had to make that up because she found that watching me sleep was too boring an experience to post anything interesting about while remaining honest.

[auriga vega]

TheLastMohican works in a clown suit at Six Flags.

[TheLastMohican]

Auriga's claims are starting to sound more random and desperate than Al Franken's recounts.

[INTJoe]

What The Last Mohican won't tell us is that there was, indeed, another Mohican long after him.

[auriga vega]

INTJoe died 2 years ago.
So, who is this??

[foobar]

auriga has the largest collection of Barbie dolls in the Northern hemisphere!

[MaleVolentworld]

foobar gets aroused watching the crime channel

[Nikita]

MaleVOLENTWORLD still sucks a pacifier at night, without it he can't fall asleep.

[foobar]

I heard Nikita has a beard.

She keeps it under her pillow.

[Nikita]

I hear foobar drinks his own urine.

[foobar]

ewww!

I heard Nikita knows where Carmen Sandiego is!

[Nikita]

I heard that foobar wants to join Rockapella.

[foobar]

omg, how did you know? ;)

I heard Nikita uses pepper spray for eye drops.

[hullolife]

omg, how did you know? ;)

I heard Nikita uses pepper spray for eye drops.

I heard foobar lied about meeting Brad Pitt and also forged his signature on a McDonald's napkin.

[Nikita]

I heard that hullolife dresses up like Juliet every night an reenacts the balcony scene.

[foobar]

I heard Nikita can count to infinity. And back.

[hullolife]

I heard that hullolife dresses up like Juliet every night an reenacts the balcony scene.

:stunned: how...how did you

I heard Nikita plays the automatically playing pianos at the department stores.

[Nikita]

I heard hullo built a piano from scratch and then destroyed it in a drunken rage.

[foobar]

I heard Nikita is getting married to Ronald McDonald.

[Nikita]

I heard foobar married his mother and is his own father.

[foobar]

It's because I'm Greek.

I heard Nikita sells puppies on ebay.

[Nikita]

I heard foobar is the owner of eBay and is here cessing out the INTJ market.

[foobar]

Yes, but... :shhh:

I heard Nikita has a third nipple.

[Nikita]

I heard foobar eats his toe jam.

[foobar]

I heard Nikita was raised by gorillas in the jungle.

[Nikita]

I heard that foobar gets botox injections.

[foobar]

lol :laugh:

I heard Nikita has one leg shorter than the other.

[Nikita]

I heard that foobar is so obsessed with boobs he got implants.

[foobar]

I heard Nikita suffers from a terminal case of penis envy.

[Nikita]

*wistfulness steels over for a moment*

I heard that foobar steals candy from babies.

[foobar]

It's just because it's bad for them!

I heard that Nikita is part Gollum, part bunny.

[Nikita]

(lol is it wrong that I think that sounds adorable?)

I heard that foobar has multiple personalities, one of whom is a Solid Gold dancer.

[hullolife]

I heard that foobar wore a leash as a child because his mom was scared she would lose him.

[foobar]

(to a carrot) ..my precious!

I heard hullo once attacked someone with cheese.

[Nikita]

I heard foobar likes to sniff it when hullo cuts the cheese.

[foobar]

I heard Nikita has a pet platypus.

[Nikita]

I heard foobar grills platypus burgers.

[foobar]

(actually, I know of a place where they make ostrich burgers!)

I heard Nikita has a bald spot.

[Nikita]

I heard foobar has a hairy bottom.

[foobar]

...with a bald spot. :rolleyes:

Last one, Nikita --

I heard Nikita once felled a thousand men.. with her bad breath!

[Nikita]

I heard foobar once bedded a thousand men in one night!

[Hatsumomo1]

Nikita wears fake glasses to pick up nerds.

[Nikita]

I heard Hatsumomo makes candles with her earwax.

[ssrprotege]

I heard Nikita always forgets that she's carrying a gun with no bullets. As a result, she is always beaten up by some gangs. :(

[Hatsumomo1]

ssrprotege is the leader of those gangs, and tells them to hunt Nikita down and beat her up on sight.

[ssrprotege]

But actually Hatsumono is the mastermind behind these whole chaos.

[Jgib5328]

I heard that SS is constipated.

[ssrprotege]

I heard that J. Gib. is from the Andromeda Galaxy.

[auriga vega]

I heard that ssrprotege never comes out of his house...

[Jgib5328]

I heard that that's because he's afraid of auriga.

[auriga vega]

I heard that Jgib is half shark and half human. He turns into a shark every full moon, that's why he always goes to the beach whenever the full moon is coming.

[Jgib5328]

I heard that auriga is half human half and half girl with 5 balloons in her hand, that's why she spends so much money on balloons.

[auriga vega]

I heard that when drunk, Jgib sticks his pinky finger into electric pencil sharpener to prevent himself from drunk driving.

[Jgib5328]

I heard that while sober, Auriga sticks her pinky finger into an electric pencil sharpener to prevent herself from sober driving.

[auriga vega]

I heard that Jgib tried out for American Idol a year ago, but was rejected.

[rahdam]

I heard Auriga vega tried out for American Idol a year ago. Not only was she rejected, she was deemed "good" enough to be featured in the first few episodes. Her family laughed at her and disowned her.

[auriga vega]

:embarassed:

I heard that rahdam's all time favorite TV show is Hannah Montana!!

[rahdam]

I heard that Auriga Vega IS Hannah Montana. (Shoot, that may even be a positive rumor!)

[auriga vega]

Omg, shhh!! Tha'ts two secrets already! Dang it!

I heard that rahdam harvests radioactive spiders and is going to use them to take over the world.

[rahdam]

I heard auriga vega got bit by such a spider and is now absolutely INSANE! Security should be along to sweep her away to the lunatic home soon. It was nice knowing you! (One down, 5,999,999,999 to go!)

[Hatsumomo1]

I heard rahdam ate one of the radioactive spiders for $100.

[rahdam]

I heard Hatsumomo1 was the one to pay me $100 to eat a radioactive spider. And I ALSO heard HOW she earned the $100...if you know what I mean ;)

[Nikita]

I heard that rahdam's a pimp whose women all have Herpes.

[rahdam]

I'm tryin' to spread the love!
I heard Nikita appeared on an episode of Cops.

[Nikita]

I heard rahdam was the perp I arrested on Cops.

[rahdam]

I heard Nikita was a crooked cop!

[Nikita]

I heard rahdam has a crooked - *slapping self* be good! - nose.

[INTJoe]

Nikita once swam from the coast of France to England and got paid 2,000 EU for doing so.

[Nikita]

I heard INTJoe plays fantasy football and has the game rigged so that he always wins.

[hullolife]

I heard Nikita counts her chickens before they hatch.

[Nikita]

I heard hullo hatchets chickens to up the count.

[Reganon]

Nikita has a secret underground lab where she's training radioactive space monkeys to take over the world.

[Nikita]

Reganon is the reincarnation of Julius Caesar. His plans for world domination are almost complete.

[Hatsumomo1]

Nikita fantasizes about Reganon being naked.

[Nikita]

Hatsumomo is posting naked from Reganon's bed.

[INTJoe]

I heard INTJoe plays fantasy football and has the game rigged so that he always wins.

lol. Close! My team "Nappyheaded Bros." are 11-2. But I didn't rig it!

I heard Nikita is scared of fireflies. She thinks touching them will give her an electric shock.

[Nikita]

I heard INTJoe believes that squirrels are conspiring to take over the world.

[Jgib5328]

I heard that Nikita knows too many bad pick up lines.

[Hatsumomo1]

Hatsumomo is posting naked from Reganon's bed.

And Jgib is peaking in through the window.

[Nikita]

I heard that Hatsumomo is the real life O-Ren, she has a heck of a family history!

[rahdam]

I heard Nikita is really a closet introvert!

[Nikita]

I heard rahdam has actual skeletons in his closet. ESFPs beware....

[rahdam]

I heard Nikita likes her chicken boned. (as opposed to deboned, of course)

[Nikita]

I heard rahdam's real job is inseminating chickens...and he likes it.

[rahdam]

I heard Greenpeace has put out a hit on Nikita for her inability to love animals.

[Nikita]

rahdam posed nude once for PeTA

[rahdam]

Nikita posed nude for playgirl...because HE'S a MAN!
"THAT'S A MAN, BABY!" *whips off the wig!*

[Nikita]

(LOL a lot of people seem to focus on trying to make that true, it's not!)

rahdam takes estrogen supplements

[rahdam]

("Trying to make that true" could mean SO MUCH)

Nikita wishes she had my moobs (which are the result of certain...vitamins...I take in the morning, of course!)

[Nikita]

(hahahaha)

rahdam wishes he had my stamina

[rahdam]

Nikita has never seen the inside of a gym!

[Nikita]

rahdam licks sweat off of the machines at the gym

[rahdam]

Nikita has never broken a sweat in her life...But she has broken 300 pounds! Congrats!

[Nikita]

(LOL!)

The only six pack rahdam has ever seen has Bud stamped on it.

[rahdam]

Resisting the urge to say something obvious for fear I might offend...
Nikita is a classy girl...She drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[Nikita]

the only way rahdam gets tail is by telling the ladies he gets depo provera injections, he likes 'em smert

(what is pabst blue ribbon?)

[rahdam]

PBR = shitty beer.

I heard Nikita doesn't even know what provera injections are! (I sure as hell don't)

[Nikita]

(a substitute for taking birth control pills...i think the injections are only once every 3 months)


I heard rahdam's secret ambition is to be a Go-Go Dancer.

[rahdam]

I heard Nikita is a model...a hand model.

[Nikita]

I heard that rahdam is a dildo model...of the miniature variety.

[rahdam]

I heard Nikita uses said miniature dildos.

[Nikita]

(hahaha i'll refrain from saying what i want to say to that)

I heard that rahdam watches shark porn. (Friends reference, sorry, lol)

[rahdam]

I heard Nikita has starred in said shark porn.

[Jgib5328]

I heard that rahdam and Nikita are just way too into Jgib.

[Hatsumomo1]

Jgib lives a double life. INTJ by day, Batman by night.

[dalidaisy]

Hatsumomo as an illigitimate child named Bob.

[auriga vega]

I heard that daildasy built a time machine only so she could go back to the past to make out with Albert Einstein.

[Kisai]

auriga vega's mother sews socks that smell.

[auriga vega]

Kisai's mother bought them because hers are way smellier.

[Nikita]

auriga believes that gravity is all wrong, she's being pushed down, not pulled down

[tp6626]

auriga believes that gravity is all wrong, she's being pushed down, not pulled down
Nikita doesn't even know that this is all one big Turin test. Nikita has failed, meaning 'INTJf' has passed with flying colours.

Oops, I've said too much!

[Nikita]

tp can fly like Dumbo.

[tp6626]

Nikita walks like Pinnochio.

[Kisai]

tp6626 enjoys tying up boys and smearing Vick's Vapor Rub on their private parts.

[tp6626]

tp6626 enjoys tying up boys and smearing Vick's Vapor Rub on their private parts.
Kisai likes to kid himself I enjoy it. To me its just another chore.

[TheLastMohican]

Tp6626 has two lazy eyes.

[Nikita]

TLM is only one of many mohicans; he just has a raging superiority complex.

[tp6626]

Tp6626 has two lazy eyes.
Funny thing is, is I do actually have a slightly lazy / weaker eye. Not two though, unless...

Crude again, sorry.
Unless you count my japs eye.

TLM (and anyone with over 4000 posts), has the ability to delete anybody on here. I'm not talking just from the forum, I mean real life. Best keep on his good side!

(What is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo worrying, is that Nikita is nearly a core member too!). :scared:

[Kisai]

tp6626 knows every song from Mary Poppins and sings them every day.

[Nikita]

Kisai has a Dr. Frankenstein alter ego, he's making his dream girl out of boy parts.

[TheLastMohican]

Nikita's post count isn't real; she's hacking into the admin CP to raise it artificially.

[Nikita]

TLM is raising it for me because he thinks I'm a man and has a crush on me.

[tp6626]

TLM is raising it for me because he thinks I'm a man and has a crush on me.
TP thought Nikita was a man, and now has a crush on her.





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...

Oh... wait a min (or 45 secs!)... D'oh!!!

[Nikita]

tp isn't really a yorkie, but he likes to "play" with them...

[TheLastMohican]

TLM is raising it for me because he thinks I'm a man and has a crush on me.

Nikita is prone to bouts of wishful thinking. Sad, really...

[Nikita]

TLM is posting from the warden's office of an insane asylum of which he is an inmate.

[TheLastMohican]

Nikita apparently could not come up with a good comeback, and so must change the subject.

[Nikita]

TLM gives tp lick baths.

[tp6626]

TLM gives tp lick baths.
Nikita: Liar liar, you're bum's on fire.

:p

[TheLastMohican]

TLM gives tp lick baths.

See, there she goes again. On top of that, she appears to have an (unhealthy?) obsession with man-on-man action.

[Nikita]

TLM has IBS and is currently spewing from a raging case of explosive diarrhea. he is so hard up and cannot get a date due to the aforementioned explosive diarrhea. oh the smell....

[TheLastMohican]

Nikita's "rumors" have by now lost all irony and apropos, perhaps because she herself is suffering from dehabilitating IBS...or something.

[Kisai]

TLM has made Chuck Norris his bitch.

{That is the 3rd time I tried to get Nikita and failed!!!}

[tp6626]

Kisai's posts are all really tame.

Except this one which surprised me:
tp6626 enjoys tying up boys and smearing Vick's Vapor Rub on their private parts.

Schizophrenic! :)

[TheLastMohican]

TLM has made Chuck Norris his bitch.


Kisai is jealous, oh so jealous.

Tp6626 is so boring, I can't think of anything else bad to say about him.

[Kisai]

[skips TLM to give you this message:]
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[tp6626]

TLM has a shite imagination right now.

(Admittedly I struggled also a little earlier when the tables were turned. It's sooo much easier when Nikita intersperses her comments. She's a girl, after all, and we all know that they're not as good from Syn).

[Nikita]

tp shoots bears in the forest, guts them, and mates with their innards.

[rahdam]

I heard Nikita came bangin' on the front door with a 9...she wanted her cash! Now!

[Hatsumomo1]

rahdam was dumped at a comic con.

[Kisai]

Hatsumomo kissed the boys and made them cry.

[auriga vega]

Kisai eats.... soap.

[Reganon]

Auriga Vega smokes kitty litter.

[Nikita]

Reganon smokes kitties.

[Hatsumomo1]

Nikita deals kitties.

[Kisai]

Hatsumomo obeys her kitty overlords.

[IgnoranceIsKind]

Kisai is my kitty minion.

[ScottH]

IgnoranceIsKind is the second coming, and he's not very happy about it!

[Hatsumomo1]

ScottH collects the dirt he finds under his toenails and puts it in a jar on his nightstand.

[ssrprotege]

Hatsumomo planned to assassinate both senior and junior Bush; she was arrested, but she somehow escaped the penitentiary. OK, beware of her.

[Hatsumomo1]

Hatsumomo planned to assassinate both senior and junior Bush; she was arrested, but she somehow escaped the penitentiary. OK, beware of her.

Shhhh! That was supposed to be confidential information!

ssrprotege has his bedroom ceiling decorated with little plastic glow in the dark stars. They help him fall asleep.

[Reganon]

I heard Cookie Monster is Hatsumomo's illegitimate monster-baby.

[Nikita]

I heard Reganon's username is really the name of the support group she started for fiber addicts: Regulars Anonymous.

[lancelot]

tp6626 was raised by Gypsies.

Can tp6626 play guitar and violin like a Gypsy?

[Nikita]

I heard lancelot has the attention span of a gnat and the accuracy of a drunk gorilla.

[tp6626]

Can tp6626 play guitar and violin like a Gypsy?
Of course. You do mean with no specifically designated place of abode, don't you?

Nikita has the audacity of a [insert something well known for being ironically audacious - otherwise this joke won't work]!

:p

[Nikita]

I heard that tp is a product of immaculate conception.

[ScottH]

Me too! And I heard that Nikita is his mother!

[Nikita]

I heard that ScottH has a hook for a hand due to an unfortunate accident involving a can of beans and a condom.

[lancelot]

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Of course. You do mean with no specifically designated place of abode, don't you?

Nikita has the audacity of a [insert something well known for being ironically audacious - otherwise this joke won't work]!

:p

Oh yeah, and I bet he plays as good as Stephane Grappelli on violin, and as good as Django Reinhardt on guitar.

Latcho Drom!

[tp6626]

Oh yeah, and I bet he plays as good as Stephane Grappelli on violin, and as good as Django Reinhardt on guitar
Surprisingly, I did learn to play Tears, by Django a couple of years ago. Its a bit tricky. Amazing to think he had 2 fewer fingers than me!

[Nikita]

I heard that tp and lancelot are so absorbed in each other that their families have asked when the commitment ceremony is.

[Hatsumomo1]

*wondershow many people will get this*

Nikita supports the Obama Rasengan.


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[Nikita]

hatsumomo is breeding Godzilla in her basement

[tp6626]

I heard that tp and lancelot are so absorbed in each other that their families have asked when the commitment ceremony is.
Apparently Nikita's jealousy / envy is making itself visible (again...). :rolleyes:

Don't worry, I'll come and play with you in a bit. :)

[auriga vega]

Nikita is a midget.

[Kisai]

Nikita voted for Hubert Humphery and she killed Jesus!

%(@% A DUCK!!!!!!!!

[auriga vega]

Dang it, tp6626, you beat me to it!

tp is on one of the episodes of Smack Down.

[tp6626]

Dang it, tp6626, you beat me to it!

tp is on one of the episodes of Smack Down.Auriga vega actually beats me - period.

[auriga vega]

That's because tp was trying to poison me with chlorine gas, which is illegal, even in Smack Down.

[tp6626]

That's because tp was trying to poison me with chlorine gas, which is illegal, even in Smack Down.
Auriga vega actually fell for the "does this smell like chloroform to you" chat up line... **shakes head tutting**

[auriga vega]

Because I was staring in amusement at tp's Spongebob's costume, that's why.

[tp6626]

Because I was staring in amusement at tp's Spongebob's costume, that's why.
"She" say's "amusement", but really "means" wonderment!

(Yes I've "been" reading another thread).

[auriga vega]

I "heard" tp is "a" stalker.

Ok, I think we should leave the wrong quote thing on its own thread.

[tp6626]

I "heard" tp is "a" stalker.

Ok, I think we should leave the wrong quote thing on its own thread.
You won't hear me, you'll just feel an eerie presence, hehe!





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Auriga Vega stole those balloons from a small child, and made him cry!

[auriga vega]

tp felt bad for him, so he gave the little boy 345732097 helium balloons so he'd stop crying. Unfortunately, his body was light enough to be lifted up by the balloons. He flew away somewhere, no one knows where he is now, thanks to tp. He is probably crying even harder now.

[tp6626]

tp felt bad for him, so he gave the little boy 345732097 helium balloons so he'd stop crying. Unfortunately, his body was light enough to be lifted up by the balloons. He flew away somewhere, no one knows where he is now, thanks to tp. He is probably crying even harder now.And that boy was The Last Mohican!

Auriga took his candy too, and runs classes entitled "How to steal candy from a baby".

[auriga vega]

tp runs classes entitled "How to quickly get rid of annoying crying kids".

[lancelot]

Surprisingly, I did learn to play Tears, by Django a couple of years ago. Its a bit tricky. Amazing to think he had 2 fewer fingers than me!

That's so cool! For myself I'm inspired by tchavolo schmidt, his style is more abstract!

Many consider Djando to be the father of Jazz guitar; of course he was a gypsy!

In following the guidelines of this thread, I will post the following rumor: zyz123 is the meaning to life!

[Reganon]

lancelot hates other people's kids

[Nikita]

reganon braids her armpit hair


(LOL! at the above...I can take three of you at once :flirt:)

[mayumi]

Nikita had extensive cosmetic surgery in Thailand.

[Nikita]

mayumi runs with the bulls and tramples them

[mayumi]

Even if Nikita obviously had cosmetic surgery, scars under her armpits and hairline, she still insists she's all natural.

[Nikita]

mayumi made me as her frankenstein doll because she was too afraid to come out of the closet