Let's Spread Rumors

[GrnEyz]

desires to take a walk on the gutter side

[Cooper]

walks the gutter at night looking for lost minds

[GrnEyz]

minds the gutter while consuming exotic concoctions

[jonnyb]

^Pissed off that Bicycle didn't put his picture on one of the king suits in their recent edition of poker cards.

[Cooper]

is the Joker on said card decks

[datagirl]

^Joker's henchman

[envirodude]

also known as "Angelique"

[datagirl]

sometimes "forgets" to sort his recyclables

[GenessorDios]

As a a kid, ^ was obsessed with becoming a doctor. Her mother bought her a toy thermometer and for months after that, her cat had a sore butthole.

[MortalWombat]

^ thinks that thing on top of his head is a probe. That's why his face is like that... he has seen unpleasant things.

[GenessorDios]

^ is such a lousy serial killer; that picture is of her on the way to the store to buy a scope for her axe.

[jonnyb]

^Rumor has it that GD's nuts have coarse threads whilst his bolt is fine threaded.

[GrnEyz]

^ couldn't find his ass with both hands and a roadmap

[jonnyb]

^Helped me out with his special flashlight hand thingy. Thanks again GE.

[Eye on Earth]

Can't take his hands off his own butt now.

[jonnyb]

^Can't take hands off my butt either.

Happy full moon night!

[Eye on Earth]

They call him Baby Wolf the Brave. The gun is just a toy. It's his teeth you need to worry about.

[GenessorDios]

^ is only howling because his girlfriend just broke up with him. Otherwise, he's a very gentle werewolf. He's the only one that hunts with chloroform.

[envirodude]

Tears up whenever he hears "Over the Rainbow"

[GenessorDios]

^ once punched a hole in a wall to impress a girl, but little does he know that the wall's plotting its revenge....

[WoodsWoman]

^Still lives with his mother.

[jonnyb]

^ claims to have a criminal record because she has some original Johnny Cash vinyl with all his prison songs on it.

[WoodsWoman]

^was an extra in spaghetti westerns. Never did get the girl.

[jonnyb]

^In said westerns too, but they had to cut many of her shoots out as they tried to maintain a PG-13 rating or less.

[GrnEyz]

has trouble aiming his beer after a case or so...

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[jonnyb]

Haha, ^ has same problem after 1 or 2 12 ouncers. Lightweight!

[GrnEyz]

frequently has falling spells...

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[WoodsWoman]

^faints at the sight of blood.

[Eye on Earth]

^faints at the sight of wood.

[jonnyb]

Faints at the sight of lunar eclipses.

[Cooper]

faints at the sight of gout feet...or was that goat feet?

[jonnyb]

^Too good for fainting. He simply just dies and then returns the next night.

[Cooper]

ah...jonnyb? This is the rumors thread, not the truth thread.

Wants to be a ballet dancer

[jonnyb]

^Sells tutus on the ballet dancer black market and even does his own demonstrations.

[GenessorDios]

^ salivates at the thought of someone salivating over his dead body.

[jonnyb]

^Has an illicit magazine subscription to Salvage Yard Quarterly that he has delivered to his residence in discrete packages.

[Cooper]

wants to join the circus and be the poddle trainer clown

[WoodsWoman]

^is one of "Smiley's Men".

[jonnyb]

^Got pneumonia shortly after taking that picture.

[MortalWombat]

^ was trekking through the woods, on his way to bury the evidence.

[jonnyb]

I had no choice, I would have meet the business and of ^'s axe if I put up protest.

[MortalWombat]

^ has to wear those glasses 24/7, due to the death stare getting 'out of hand'.

[WoodsWoman]

Wears a red dress to hide the stains.

[swizzluvin]

^ is actually a man

[GrnEyz]

got a bit part in werewolves of london

[swizzluvin]

^ molest babies

you freak

[jonnyb]

^Often dresses up like a baby and sticks himself in a carriage having high hopes.....

[WoodsWoman]

What you can't see in his avatar is that he's wearing a pink tutu.

[jonnyb]

^Got the rain dance messed up and made it snow.

[Wapiti]

^Doesn't know how to make yellow snow!

[jonnyb]

^ Is upset WW didn't do the Sun Dance instead of the attempted rain dance.

[GenessorDios]

Anti-^ organizations have popped up all over the globe after he appeared in the background of a news report.

[jonnyb]

^Siphons oil from diesel trucks at night.

[GenessorDios]

Many a night has ^ spent crying over the lack of sodium in his diet.

[jonnyb]

^ Has a secret plan to cover the planet with Marigolds.

[Artio]

^Sent me a parrot. :suspicious:

[MortalWombat]

^ only wears her very best when bear-riding :p

[GenessorDios]

^ only kills while listening to concertos. The only victim to escape has her iPod batteries to thank.

[jonnyb]

As a young lad, ^'s parents told him to be leery of other robots made out of aluminum and that he should only play with ferrous friends.

[GenessorDios]

^ has not washed his hair in so long that he was able to fashion into its current hat-like shape with ease.

[jonnyb]

^Once played with a brass plated counterpart. When his parents found out, well........ the story is just too harsh, but has everything to do with why ^'s teeth are wired the way that they are.

[datagirl]

^Likes to pin up one side of his hat and talk like an Aussie (g'day mate!)

[jonnyb]

^Didn't get her two front teeth for X-mess and now regularly writes Santa death threats.

[Cooper]

outgrew his coffin

[Eye on Earth]

^^She didn't get her two front teeth for X-Mass because you were too drunk to get some from the graveyard.

Dammit - snaked by the best.

^Saw johnnyb on his way to the graveyard and gave him a bottle of whiskey.

[jonnyb]

^Missed out on getting his two front teeth pulled because of my....um, distraction.

[Eye on Earth]

^Has his hat on backward.

[GenessorDios]

^ applied for a job as a crash test dummy but was rejected for being underqualified.

[Eye on Earth]

^Was selected as the crash-test test car.

[GenessorDios]

^ loves going to archaeological sites, taking off his clothes and rubbing his naked body on uncovered bones. It's the world's first recorded case of paleophilia.

[Eye on Earth]

GD does the same thing with cars. But, he has a little trouble with gas tank flow valves trapping his antenna.

[GenessorDios]

^ just cut his first album yesterday. His mom's still pissed because he used the good scissors.

[Cooper]

recycle center escapee

[WoodsWoman]

^is an extra at Disney World's haunted house.

[datagirl]

EMTs were called to the outdoor strip show when WW got stuck to her pole

[GenessorDios]

^ never fully recovered from having her heart broken. The ensuing operation was made much easier with the first ever recorded case of superglue usage.

[WoodsWoman]

^is 80% titanium.

[datagirl]

^traded in her B cups for 2 DDs

[Cooper]

want to trade hers for a beer mug

[GenessorDios]

Zombie ^ was pissed because he didn't read the label clearly enough to see slight deadification as one of the possible side effects.

[Cooper]

was once a spittoon

[GenessorDios]

^ once went to a Whole Foods and asked So you guys don't have knives here?

[Cooper]

once asked a dog food can to marry him

[GenessorDios]

^ bathes in the blood of his enemies. However, he's too chicken to actually fight them, so he breaks into their hospitals and steals their blood samples.

[reiven]

GD had a domino obsession when he was a wee bot. he and two friends used just over 440,000 dominoes in a design that was about 30 meters wide (in places) and almost a mile long.

his mom scrap booked the picture from the local paper

[GenessorDios]

^ has beautiful white teeth thanks to his daily regimen of brushing.

He only buys brushes with the finest bristles and white paint with the least amount of lead.

[Artio]

^ Lost an essential screw a long time ago.

It was never found.

[WoodsWoman]

Artio found it and taunts GD with this knowledge.

[GettingBetter]

WW stole it and uses it for secret midnight rituals.

[WoodsWoman]

GB owns stock in a glass foundry.

[Cooper]

I heard Woody burns raccoons at the stake...

[GenessorDios]

When in Scotland, ^ went to a gathering at a friend's house and was laughing for 45 minutes at a speaker before realizing it was a wake.

[datagirl]

^once had a quickie with a Roomba

[Eye on Earth]

^Went to the quickie mart once, but wasn't satisfied.

[jkatra]

^Went to the quickie mart 20 times, and was completely satisfied.

[Fyrnae]

^ owns the quickie mart in question

[Eye on Earth]

^Visited the quickie mart for 19 days. Redefined the term quickie.

[Fyrnae]

^ is too young to know that anything worth doing is worth doing over and over again.

[GenessorDios]

^ is desperate to make her post count match her actual age. Keep going Fyrnae, you're almost there!

[WoodsWoman]

^failed math in first grade.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Never went to first grade.

[datagirl]

^EoE was expelled on the first day of first grade because he kept chasing the pretty girls around the playground while making motorcycle noises. When the teacher tried to restrain him, he pretended to burn out and said "Come and get me, motherf**kers!" (but without the *'s)

[Fyrnae]

This is the last known picture of ^, because on the first day of first grade she hooked herself into the school's computer network and never returned. Eventually they had to store her (and the network) in the basement.

[Eye on Earth]

^ This is a local police department's artist's rendering of what Fyrnae actually looks like.

[Fyrnae]

This ^ has been EoE in disguise all along. I predict he will shapeshift again.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Laughs every time she hears the words juicy fruit.

[DesiGIJatt]

^is hoping for a zombie apocalypse and aims to have an arsenal ready.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Wants to join Savagelight's zombie rebellion.

[datagirl]

^zombie weasel

[Cooper]

does not understand math

[Eye on Earth]

^ Hid behind the tree outside the classroom during English period. Some say he was smoking, but the truth is that he was hiding because he thought phonics was a disease.

[Dung]

^ Just been hit in the back of the head by a bum's beer can.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Really hates it when hookers tell him he could make good money.

[GenessorDios]

^ is so out of touch. His DIY Crucifixion kit stopped selling over two thousand years ago, yet he insists it's coming back into fashion soon.

[Dung]

Is not waterproof (but think it is)

[datagirl]

^not wearing anything under his tutu

[Eye on Earth]

^ Has to go pee (again).

[Fyrnae]

^ has just been discombobulated

[Dung]

Was spotted in a poppy field.

[Fyrnae]

^ was the evil overseer of the field hands

[Dung]

Fyrnae is squatting in trains.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Squats on train tracks.

[Minerva]

Tied his ex-girlfriend to train tracks when she left him.

[Dung]

^ Wanna be a stellar peacock

[jkatra]

^ Still thinks compact discs are cool

[GenessorDios]

^'s mascara is streaked because he can't decide whether to feast on or fuck that deer and it's killing him inside.

[Fyrnae]

^ needs to get his visual interface upgraded.

[MassHysteria]

^Is suspiciously evasive of the local police.

[Fyrnae]

^ let me hide the evidence at her house.

[MassHysteria]

^Hid the evidence in my brownie mix.

[Fyrnae]

^ forgot it was in there and made the brownies.

[GettingBetter]

^ brought brownies to work to share.


^ Still thinks compact discs are cool

You mean, they aren't!

[Fyrnae]

^ demanded a brownie to take home for...research purposes. Yeah.

[MassHysteria]

^Pulled the brownies fresh from the oven and added a scoop of vanilla ice cream and a cinnamon rum sauce. Trying to get me high, drunk AND fat.

[Fyrnae]

^ knows I hate being alone in this.

[MassHysteria]

^Can't help but yawn when she reads the word yawn and starts thinking about yawning.

[Dung]

Don't like having other pets around.

[GettingBetter]

^ likes chasing buses during his lunch hour.

[jkatra]

^ likes chasing people during his lunch hour.

[Fyrnae]

^, unlike ^^, is actually fast enough to catch them.

[GenessorDios]

For far too long, humanity has suffered under the oppressive rule of eyes.

Do we need them?
Are they transmitting sensitive information without our knowledge?
Why don't they grow in size as we age?

We don't know the answers to these questions and we likely never will.

To prevent our extinction by an invading alien species, come on down to Fyrnie's Gougers & Co, where you can pick from spoons, pencils, razor blades and myriad other tools to rid yourself of these (possibly) meddlesome spheres for good! Bring down your own tool and ^ will use it for no(t much of an) extra charge!

Fyrnie's Gougers & Co: Where believing is not seeing

[Fyrnae]

:laugh:

^ is a preferred customer. He has his removed and then gets new ones implanted so he can enjoy the process over and over again.

[GenessorDios]

^ doesn't understand why so many of her female counterparts are vehemently against the practice of non-con, sensual sex.

[Fyrnae]

Transference, GD? Everyone knows that you get off to rape fantasies.

[GenessorDios]

^ once punched a famous athlete so hard in the arm that he had to get his name changed to Lance Armweak.

[Fyrnae]

^ had to have his entire body replaced with metal after our last encounter.

[datagirl]

^has a large collection of bot porn

[GenessorDios]

That shower is way too cold for ^.

[WoodsWoman]

^saved a bit of popcorn from every movie he ever went to a movie theater to see his entire life.

[reiven]

^ does a mean Cher impersonation
she sounds just like sonny, though.

[Wry Satyr]

^secretly has all of the Sonny and Cher TV show episodes on BETA tapes and alternates between crying nostalgicly and becoming aroused by that 3-some fantasy.

[Fyrnae]

^ offered to tie reiven up to an old oak tree with a yellow ribbon whilst wearing a fake moustache in an effort to facilitate this.

[datagirl]

^was glad when Tony Orlando dumped Dawn

[jonnyb]

Although ^ carries herself quite elegantly in high society, she does throw temper tantrums like a two year old on a regular basis behind the scenes.

[reiven]

jonny doesn't know a skill saw from a tack hammer.

[MortalWombat]

^ can't roll his R's.

[jonnyb]

^ Keeps hoping for a big screen remake of Stephen King's 'Misery' so that she can try out for it and perhaps get some additional use out of her axe.

[Dung]

Fear mosquitoes.

[WoodsWoman]

^has issues with body odor.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Has problems with little forest animals chewing on her toes while she sleeps.

[Artio]

^ Aww, today EoE is cute as a high-fiving, all fuzzy, pink-nosed, brand new mammal.

[GenessorDios]

When in college, ^ was unable to have sex with anyone not taking the same subjects as her. To this day, she regrets not fulfilling her fantasy of inter-course intercourse.

[Artio]

You're making this too easy for me, and I don't mind to K.I.S.S.:

^ When in college, was unable to have sex.

[GenessorDios]

When her real estate agent told her over the phone that the master bedroom was amazing, ^ said You have a whole room just for self-pleasure?

[reiven]

^ has posted a $2,500 (US) bounty on craigs list for a digitally remastered HeeHaw, season 4.

[GenessorDios]

^'s two cents' worth is only worth one.

[reiven]

^'s two cents' worth is only worth one, meeeelyun, dollars.

^ thinks the concept of dr. evil was stolen from him in a dream

[Eye on Earth]

^ hides in Cooper's house and moves things when Cooper isn't looking.

[Fyrnae]

^ smuggled reiven in

[Eye on Earth]

^ Smuggled me in!

[Fyrnae]

^ is delusional

[Eye on Earth]

^ is missing the Super Bowl.

[GenessorDios]

^ suffered a heart attack while being apprehended by the police for carjacking. It was reportedly the first case of Cadillac arrest.

[WoodsWoman]

^loves that story as his grandfather was that Cadillac.

[lamplighter]

^Lives in the city, real name CityWoman

[Cooper]

is a gas lamp

[lamplighter]

SLANDEROUS LIES!

I do however, know for fact Cooper stands at that corner to sell black market gummy bears.

[Cooper]

thats because Lamplighter suppies said black market gummy bears

[MassHysteria]

Nobody buys the black market gummy bears because they are licorice flavored :yuck:

[Cooper]

loves that flavor

[lamplighter]

No nobody buys the black market gummy bears, because you don't keep me supplied with tears of orphans like you promised, and I keep having to substitute baby seal tears. I keep telling you that they're too salty!

[Cooper]

only says he said that

[lamplighter]

Increases the weight of the product using formaldehyde to increase his profits.

[Dung]

Is not very clear or particularly bright.

[lamplighter]

Carries around a toy gun.

[WoodsWoman]

^keeps said lamp under a bushel.

[Cooper]

runs naked through the woods

[Fyrnae]

^ films it and sends me the raw footage for editing

[Cooper]

loves deep fried Twinkies

[Fyrnae]

^ likes to make me hurl

[Eye on Earth]

^ Prefers stale twinkies instead.

[GenessorDios]

After he was no longer able to withstand the excruciating pain in his genitals, ^ threw the needles aside and exclaimed That's the last time I'll ever try crotcheting!

[Loud Silence]

when I messaged GenessorDios this morning..his messenger status was set as "away" and said: FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

[Aezur]

She has been dating that weird guy from the ET movie, the one that kept pointing his finger up saying something like "et go home"...

[Fyrnae]

^ is about to become the latest victim game thread regular.

[lamplighter]

^Kills political rivals by feeding them to sharks with lasers on their heads.

[EmmaKynikos]

Is often seen dancing the macarena during full moons

[Fyrnae]

^'s mum told her that if she kept posing with that sword, her arm would stick like that.

[EmmaKynikos]

stole harry potter's invisibility cloak

[Eye on Earth]

^ Stole Zena's dress.

[EmmaKynikos]

stole zena's dress from me

[Eye on Earth]

^ Wearing one of Dung's extra dresses.

[lamplighter]

^Has a rubber ducky fetish

[Eye on Earth]

^ Has a rubber fetish.

[EmmaKynikos]

used a rubber but still got aids

[lamplighter]

^gave him the HIV

^ Has a rubber fetish.

This thread is to spread rumors not facts

[EmmaKynikos]

acts out the woods scene from deliverance every other saturday

[lamplighter]

^Costars with me in that scene, also plays the banjo music soundtrack.

[EmmaKynikos]

prefers playing ned beatty

[lamplighter]

^prefers playing the part of Betty Page in her movie remakes

[EmmaKynikos]

pitched a tent when he saw his mom naked for the first time

[lamplighter]

^Turned on her high beams when she saw Dick Cheney the first time.

[EmmaKynikos]

hasn't had a stiff thought in months

[lamplighter]

Doesn't ever wear a bra.

[EmmaKynikos]

wears a bra all the time. silk panties, too

[lamplighter]

Doesn't shave anything, claims that it feels good to let things grow out how they want.

[GenessorDios]

When ^ heard a tv infomercial host say Don't touch that dial!, his inability to disobey instructions led him to lock the remote in a glass box. The same channel has been on for two years now.

[lamplighter]

^watches that home shopping channel I got it stuck on religiously.

[GenessorDios]

^ was out walking one day and his feet kept going in the wrong direction. That's the last time I wear Hash Puppies! he swore.

[Fyrnae]

^ eats corned beef hash every day without fail.

[Cooper]

Favorite color is flamingo pink and favorite word is 'cute'.

[Fyrnae]

^ was actually speaking for himself.

[Cooper]

hates cats

[Fyrnae]

^ dances around naked when he thinks no one is looking. I have the footage from my hidden camera.

[Aezur]

smokes joints with grass because can't afford weed

[Fyrnae]

^ has a grow in his attic & they're coming to raid him as he reads this.

[EmmaKynikos]

is really brazilian

[Aezur]

is really obnoxious

[Fyrnae]

^ had a Brazilian once

[HLanda]

someone, quick! tell me something about her ^

[Fyrnae]

^ is about to be the next victim game thread regular

[HLanda]

Deja Vu

[GrnEyz]

buys hats at big lots.

[Fyrnae]

^ would rather be naked than let anything he didn't pay far too much for touch his skin.

[GrnEyz]

runs naked through dense forests.

[Fyrnae]

^ thinks this is good sport

[Eye on Earth]

^Runs naked through the forest because she is horny and the deer look good.

[Wapiti]

^Thinks a "blow fish" is something sexual in nature.

[Fyrnae]

^^ dresses in a deer costume on weekends in the hopes of getting lucky.

^ owns a blowfish for this purpose.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Chases Wapiti on weekends. Oh wait...maybe that is a fact?

[Fyrnae]

^ is obsessed by the mystery of what I do when I'm not here.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Follows me around.

[HLanda]

^Doesn't want to be followed around

[GenessorDios]

Ten reasons why ^ can't walk for shit:

#1: This little piggy developed toenail cancer.
#2: This little piggy was affected by the adjacent chemotherapy and grew an extra nostril, ironically blocking the functioning two.
#3: This little piggy was Jewish and killed himself due to self-hatred.
#4: This little piggy has Iraq war-induced PTSD and sits at home hugging its knees.
#5: This little piggy wanted to be the guy, but he didn't dodge the apple in time and it crushed him.
#6: This little piggy perpetrated insurance fraud and was decapitated before entering life imprisonment.
#7: This little piggy jumped off a cliff but forgot that this time, it was hell's turn to freeze over.
#8: This little piggy built a beautifully intricate birdhouse but filled it with army men and was admitted to a mental institution.
#9: This little piggy spent so much time navel gazing over his poor management decisions that he atrophied to nothing.
#10: This little piggy suffers from an existential crisis after having been forcibly separated from his sole in a boating accident.

[Cooper]

His hinges are "rusty" *wink wink*.....well, thats what I heard.

[lamplighter]

^Doesn't wear shoes anywhere despite the Victorian garb.

[datagirl]

^ has a Bourbon street yard ornament in front of his house

[Fyrnae]

^ licks it clean regularly

[Cooper]

lives under a tree...

[Fyrnae]

^ lives in the basement in a secret room, the upstairs of his house is just for show.