Let's Spread Rumors

[Steel]

The eye just passed a fake 20 at the local quickie mart.

[Fyrnae]

^ works at the local quickie mart, selling quickies.

[Minerva]

^likes giving quickies to kids under 18.

[Fyrnae]

*that's just wrong*

^ Took over my franchise a month ago

[Minerva]

^fought me tooth and nail to keep it, but had to admit that I am better than she is! :p

[WoodsWoman]

^refuses to define 'it'.

[Minerva]

^Is trying to act all innocent and not let people know that she knows, very well, what 'it' is!

[reiven]

^ fed broccoli to that puppy to give him indigestion

[WoodsWoman]

^enjoys the smell of dog farts.

[reiven]

becoming a magazine hand model fulfilled ^'s greatest dreams.
way to work that chiffon wrist wrap, baby.

[WoodsWoman]

^loves the way I handle things.

[reiven]

in the sixth grade, WW owned a disco ball.

[MortalWombat]

reiven still does.

[Eye on Earth]

^ knows what to do with a hamster.

[GenessorDios]

^ once broke a promise and the subsequent debilitating Reneger's Regret rendered him psychologically unable to not fulfill requests from others. Now he just walks around with earplugs on all the time.

[reiven]

^ ran a friends honda 125 into a split rail fence

[GenessorDios]

Many moons ago, ^ set about systematically destroying each one. Now we have one left.

[reiven]

trig class turned out to be too much for ^. he found so many words that rhyme with trig, he couldn't concentrate on the numbers.

[MortalWombat]

reiven was always confused in algebra, he couldn't figure out what words they wanted him to spell with only x, y, and z

[reiven]

morty sells life insurance

[MortalWombat]

reiven only got ensured for 20$. enough to cover his puppies for a week or so

[reiven]

morty won second place at the county cantaloupe festival

[GenessorDios]

^ must trust to ensure to insure that tat in our sour hour for four nice mice.

[Metaphor]

GenessorDios is actually a genderless chameleon with rainbow wings stead of legs.

[GenessorDios]

When on a date, Metaphor metaphor only a minute before making her leave in disgust.

[Eye on Earth]

^Up until now I thought reiven and GenessorDios were the same person. Now I know that they are just brothers.

[GenessorDios]

^ used to have his eye on Venus until she told him to piss off. Thankfully, Gaia's more of an exhibitionist.

[Eye on Earth]

The result of one of Dr. No's experiments.

[Fyrnae]

^ assisted in the experiment

[GenessorDios]

The only reason ^ works as an obstetrician is because she heard nightly placenta masks were good for the complexion.

[Eye on Earth]

^doubles as a surfboard at the local beach.

[Fyrnae]

^ doubles as a punching bag at the local gym

[Eye on Earth]

<< sarcastically notes that ^ has an amazing sense of observation. Now pass me an icepack please.

[Fyrnae]

*passes*

^ doesn't really want that for his nose, but I'm not at liberty to tell you what he does want it for.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Knows many other uses for ice and men, but won't say what they are.

[GenessorDios]

^ sells seashells by the lakeshore because it's an underserved market.

[datagirl]

GD accidentally magnetized himself - walks around with small tools, paper clips, and kitchen utensils stuck on his body (oops, there goes another one)

[Fyrnae]

^ runs around with a large magnet of her own, degaussing her enemies' hard drives.

[Wry Satyr]

^does unspeakable things to her enemies' "hard drives."

[Fyrnae]

^ has no enemies to do unspeakable things to.

[Eye on Earth]

^Was caught playing naked in the snow last night.

[GenessorDios]

^ is so dedicated to recycling, he turned into a cannibal.

[reiven]

GD stands for Gerald Dumont, and he is french canadian.

[GenessorDios]

^ invented something once, but he was killed for it. He's fine now.

[nhillson]

^ uses the word refudiate in conversation.

[reiven]

^^ sold me the patent

^ still thinks "don't taze me bro" is funny

[GenessorDios]

^ specializes in supersonic snakeeism. His best time is 3.7 seconds.

[Eye on Earth]

Pretends to be a slot machine so old women will touch him.

[reiven]

when eoe was 13, he stepped on a broken coke bottle. his uncle mikey had been drinking, and convinced vivian (eoe's mom) that there was no reason to spend hundreds of dollars in the emergency room. he sewed eoe's foot back together right there in the kitchen.

true story.

[Fyrnae]

The hat ^ wears is only to distract you from what's going on elsewhere.

[Steel]

^Fyrnae was once in an ice cream shop and snatched someone's cell phone. It was off the table next to hers. The person left it on the table and went to the bathroom. ^ later found out she was caught on tape and coopted her friend (a worker) to give her the tape.

^^Reiven once gathered up all the other kids toys in grade school. They were wagons, trains, cowboy pistols. He resented being laughed at because he looked different. He took the toys home in a cart and lit them on fire. To this day, the kids hold it against him.

[Minerva]

^choose that name to cover up certain short soft-comings.

[datagirl]

^giggling puppy goes viral on youtube

[Steel]

^pretty stoned and enjoying a trip

[GenessorDios]

^ made a video game sequel entitled Eversummer Evenings, but it didn't catch on as much as its predecessors.

[Fyrnae]

^ a beta tester of that and many other games

[GenessorDios]

^ marketed her own version of the morning after pill, claiming a 100% success rate in preventing pregnancies. Turns out it was just cyanide.

[datagirl]

^when GD tilts sideways he picks up TV signal

[GenessorDios]

When ^ tilts sideways her nose is vertical.

[datagirl]

^wishes that he had a nose - thinking about getting one of those prosthetic things but he can't make up his mind. Decides to wear a Rudolph nose for a few weeks just to try out the new look.

[Steel]

^stole a car radio the other night. pulled it right out of the dash and wore hockey gloves to avoid cuts.

[datagirl]

^fences stolen property (BTW, got screwed on that car stereo - next time I'm going to reiven)

[GenessorDios]

^ is such a grammar nazi; she requested her doctor to perform a semicolonoscopy instead.

[datagirl]

< wondering which orifice was used for GD's colonoscopy

[GenessorDios]

^ is responsible for turning St Nick on to politics. Now he prefers to be called Senator Claus.

[MortalWombat]

GD is malicious all year so that he gets coal. He then uses said coal to fuel the fire in which he burns children's hopes and dreams.

[GenessorDios]

^ prepares for social events by practicing with flashcards of emotions in front of a mirror.

[datagirl]

^GD obtained a restraining order against a plumber who is stalking him. Plumber has a "fixture fetish".

[GenessorDios]

The special sauce in ^'s hamburgers is made from retarded children's tears.

[datagirl]

^makes fun of retarded kids

[GenessorDios]

Pancreatic cancer is a major concern for ^ because it's hard to find yet so delicious.

[datagirl]

GD experienced fatal error while flashing his firmware

[Eye on Earth]

Datagirl's software was corrupted by a virus.

[Fyrnae]

EoE spreads these viruses all over the INTJf. He won't tell by which means though.

[Eye on Earth]

Hands out viruses like they are going out of business.

[Fyrnae]

^ keeps trying to infiltrate my lab

[Eye on Earth]

^ keeps letting me in without a badge.

[MortalWombat]

^ volunteer sheriffs deputy

[GenessorDios]

^ sends her smile for half-yearly calibrations.

[Eye on Earth]

^ gets his folk music confused with jazz.

[datagirl]

^thinks that everybody is looking at him

[Eye on Earth]

^ is looking at me.

[Fyrnae]

^ hates it.

[jonnyb]

Pre dates her cheques in hopes the bank personel will think they're expired.

[Fyrnae]

^ has tried to involve me in several scams.

[jonnyb]

^Insists that she is the only one good enough for my 'jobs'.

[Fyrnae]

^ doesn't pay very well.

[datagirl]

^gives free "samples"

[Fyrnae]

...to ^ so she can pass them around.

[datagirl]

^contributing to the delinquency of a minor

[perefalc]

^promises good presents to kids who are good to him

[Eye on Earth]

^ took over sazerial's body.

[GenessorDios]

When asked if he knew where his arteries were located, ^ said I don't like drawing.

[datagirl]

^asked Santa for a customized socket wrench set (stamped with his initials)

[Cooper]

asked Santa for the Easter Bunny's phone number

[Eye on Earth]

Asked the Easter Bunny for the Great Pumpkin's personal email address.

[GenessorDios]

When ^'s boss told him he had to resort to subterfuge, he asked But won't I get dizzy?

[GrnEyz]

^has a centrifuge for a stomach to separate the big chunks.

[GenessorDios]

When ^'s friends talked about crustaceans, he instinctively winced and closed his legs together.

[Eye on Earth]

He uses magnets to excite himself.

[GrnEyz]

^thinks a zipline is an automated device on a pair of blue jeans.

[Eye on Earth]

Prefers buttons over zippers.

[GenessorDios]

^ has only recently started to dream in 1080p.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Still has to make tape backups of all his conversations.

[Cooper]

wishes to be a bat

[GenessorDios]

^ was wrongfully accused of a petty theft once. Now his wife's family calls him the outlaw in-law.

[reiven]

whereas normal kids were getting together to play dungeons and dragons, as a teen ^ and his friends (2) would get together each weekend and dress up as any three of the cast members from the honeymooners.

[GenessorDios]

^'s mission in life is to genetically engineer a strain of contagious cancer.

[reiven]

^ was the brainchild behind "house keys for the homeless". this is a program that donates key rings filled with odd keys to the homeless, so it will appear they have homes and vehicles

[MassHysteria]

^Can and has consumed upwards of 75 Little Debbie Ho Hos in one sitting.

[GenessorDios]

When ^'s friend said he needed to study by candlelight, she stuck her birkenstocks in a lamp and tried to turn it on.

[MassHysteria]

^Intentionally wears his underwear backwards because he likes the way it feels.

[GenessorDios]

^ is so goodhearted that every time she bends the truth a little, she feels liar's remorse.

[datagirl]

^jealous of the bag-less vacs

[Eye on Earth]

Always tells Santa that she wants to do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel.

[datagirl]

^breeding super race of genetically superior humans (nice avi To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[jonnyb]

^Ready to throw that little girl to Krampus.

[datagirl]

^refuses to celebrate Christmas because it glorifies Satan Claus

[chanel]

^lives a life of lies as natalie wood's long lost daughter!

[Eye on Earth]

Was on America's Top Model and won during the first week.

[Cooper]

Stands outside every night hoping to be abducted by bats flying UFOs

[RedHead8808]

has the clap!!

[GenessorDios]

^'s name is Nancy.

[Cooper]

Wants to be a Buick

[GenessorDios]

^ once sat in a train.

[reiven]

^founded a group called the GreenScouts. they don't camp out, because they think fire destoys the ozone. they don't drink water because there is only so much water and they don't want to use it up. they don't tie knots in rope, because the rope is unable to express like/dislike.

so the GreenScout meetings are basically a group homage to al gore under the almighty curly light bulb.

[Nonsuch]

like to dress up like Kathrine Hepburn

[reiven]

NotSoMuch has olfactory glads in his hands instead of his nose.
the benefit? none of us know what that wall smells like.

[Artio]

^ Can't tell the difference between sticks and benches.

[reiven]

^ tried to sell an exhibit to the smithsonian called "a study in straight lines"

it was not an inspiring work, but the lines were definitely straight.

[Eye on Earth]

^bought his hat at that exhibit.

[datagirl]

^wears a toupee

[GrnEyz]

^had to be restrained by Santa while trying to rub his leg.

(chk out the guilty grin...!)

[Cooper]

talks to goats

[GenessorDios]

^'s uncle once broke the speed limit.

[RedHead8808]

likes to dance in the nude on Sundays.

[GenessorDios]

^ sings in the shower.

[Eye on Earth]

Prefers to eat only half the worm and leave the rest in the bottle.

[GenessorDios]

^ wore jeans to an interview.

[datagirl]

^picks his nose

[jonnyb]

^Often gets the phone and 10 key layout of numbers confused.

[Winklepicker]

^Buys several pounds of chocolate at each trip to the grocery store in order to make his nightly melted scalp treatment.

[GenessorDios]

^ watches when watch watchers watch when watch washers wash watches.

[Fyrnae]

^ used to sell seashells by the seahore, but it wasn't lucrative.

[datagirl]

^likes hers with fava beans and a nice Chianti

[Eye on Earth]

^ likes hers with a prison record.

[GenessorDios]

^ had to go the hospital because he thought cleansing your soul meant drinking bleach.

[datagirl]

^developed an embarrassing oil leak

[GenessorDios]

^ is terrified that a disembodied tongue will tickle her ear through a telephone receiver.

[WoodsWoman]

^is a kleptomaniac.

[Eye on Earth]

^Thinks she is so saucy that she leaves a trail behind her!

[Nonsuch]

Taught Jessica Simpson everything she knows.

[Fyrnae]

^is holding Jessica Rabbit hostage.

[GenessorDios]

^ pioneered a line of podiums built specifically for serial killers. Unfortunately, her Hannibal Lecterns never caught on with the demographic since the police started monitoring her client list.

[Nonsuch]

Squeaks when he walks . . .

[GenessorDios]

As evidenced by the avatar, ^ took shaving of facial hair way too seriously.

[reiven]

^dresses up as dirty santa and collects money in a salivation army bucket

[Eye on Earth]

^ stole Frodo's holiday hat and Sam is pissed.

[Fyrnae]

^stole Jughead's holiday hat, but he doesn't mind.

[Eye on Earth]

Fyrnae got run over by a reindeer.

[reiven]

eoe is fourth in sucession to the austrian crown

[Eye on Earth]

^is right behind me.

[datagirl]

^waiting for Santa

[Eye on Earth]

^Already had Santa.

[datagirl]

^ate Santa's cookies

[Eye on Earth]

^Drank Santa's milk.

[datagirl]

^doped the reindeer

[jonnyb]

^secretly packs pooh into playdough cans and restocks them on toy store shelves as a prank this time of year.

[Fyrnae]

^ parties with Krampus (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[jonnyb]

^ Likes to spread truths instead of rumors.

[Fyrnae]

^ promised he wouldn't tell

[datagirl]

^on Boxing Day, likes to randomly punch people in the face

[WoodsWoman]

^stole Fyrnae's lumphammer.

[Eye on Earth]

^makes love to llamapillars.

[teri]

Well, apparently he claimed to have "had" Santa.

[jonnyb]

^Upset because EoE got to Santa first.

[Eye on Earth]

^Wants to ride my Ducati.

[WoodsWoman]

^is the proud owner of a room size humidor.

[jonnyb]

^Likes to live life on the edge by not locking the doors of public restrooms when she uses them.

[tzeqin]

^ Uses the edges between the doors in restrooms as target-practice when, erm, 'using the rest room'. Hose it!


Gosh I disgust myself. I don't even have the apparatus to perform such debauchery

[teri]

wishes she were a man

[tzeqin]

Teri wishes she were NOT really a man :)

[Eye on Earth]

Dresses like a man at weddings.

[datagirl]

^mistaken for lesbian at weddings

[Little T]

^Is a lesbian.

[Seriously]

Is the love child of Mr. T and Tracy Ullman

[Eye on Earth]

Knows why Mr. Bill says, "Oh no!"

[MortalWombat]

^ Mr. Bill.

[Eye on Earth]

^Makes clay figurines with large apendages and sells them online.

[MortalWombat]

^ just jealous because he didn't get to have my quadrapus.

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[Eye on Earth]

^Has yet to figure out that the quadrapus is not a chair.

[MortalWombat]

^is just jealous of my quadrapus.

[Eye on Earth]

^Tells everyone in town about her quadrapus and they just look at her funny. :laugh:

[jonnyb]

^^Calls her private parts weird names.

^wishes to have private parts still.

[MortalWombat]

^won't let me call my 'pus what I want to :(

[jonnyb]

^infers random mentions as condemnation.

[MortalWombat]

^nicknames his privates and talks to them in public

[Fyrnae]

^ has secret video footage

[Seriously]

is blackmailing three people on the forum.

[MortalWombat]

^ is blackmailing the rest.

[jonnyb]

^ Wrote the Postmaster General once asking if there were any special rates for blackmail.

[Seriously]

Writes buy one get one free ransom notes.

[jonnyb]

^Puts her captive's ransom on sale each 3rd Wednesday of the month.

[Seriously]

Had to buy "Kidnapping for Dummies".

[jonnyb]

^Learned firsthand how to kidnap as she was once a dummy who got kidnapped. She also wrote the book under an assumed name.

[Seriously]

got kicked out of Hell's Angels for thumb sucking.

[jonnyb]

^Got kicked out of Sunday school for other types of sucking.

[Fyrnae]

^ invited Seriously round his house to demonstrate her infraction but was refused.

[jonnyb]

Uses billiard chalk on her antlers to look pretty.

[Fyrnae]

^ lost to me at billiards and won't pay up.

[datagirl]

^likes to rack the balls

[gestalt]

^ Hams it up when she takes her cue, but only when playing the lush.

[Eye on Earth]

^Is eating a burrito.

[Cooper]

is a burrito

[Fyrnae]

^ is the filling in my next burrito

[Artio]

^ Knows how to make tasty burritos.

:suspicious:

[Fyrnae]

^ wants the recipe

[Cooper]

< is not food

[Fyrnae]

< is not sure about that and needs to try ^ out to make sure

[datagirl]

^keeps Soylent Green in her pantry

[MortalWombat]

^ Keeps Seth Green at her parties.

[Fyrnae]

^ wants to be imprisoned in a library and have pizza slid under the door at regular intervals.

[jonnyb]

^Will be waiting for said pizza so she can take a couple slices before it goes under the door.

[Eye on Earth]

^Delivering the pizza.

[Fyrnae]

^ took the phone order for the pizza

[jonnyb]

^Wastes not, wants not. Makes clothing from roadkill.

[Fyrnae]

^ stuck his head in a vise for fun.

[jonnyb]

I've tried that once...

^Got her arm stuck in a soda vending machine once while she was trying to reach up from the back way to kife a soda. She gnawed it off at her shoulder with her teeth, liked the taste, and is now known as the one armed cannibal.

[MortalWombat]

^ Was first in line to get that arm out of the soda machine.

[GrnEyz]

^disappeared shortly after this photo... cat had indigestion for a week.

[Fyrnae]

^ knows this because he took the cat home for supper.

[Synapse]

^ WoW addict.

[datagirl]

^likes to say Wow!

[Cooper]

has snow in the freezer

[EmmaKynikos]

sleeps in star wars pajamas

[MortalWombat]

^ slept with the cast of Star Wars. Chewbaca included.

[EmmaKynikos]

just discovered ekDoesStarWars.com porn website and finally gets the joke

[MortalWombat]

^has every line from the movies memorized by heart.

[Eye on Earth]

^MW, Jabba the Hut is your father.

[Cooper]

is bigfoots brother

[Eye on Earth]

^Always asks everyone their bloodtype.

[Cooper]

doesn't have a bloodtype

[Eye on Earth]

^Recognizes aliens.

[Cooper]

wants to breed with aliens

[Eye on Earth]

Wants to watch.

[Cooper]

wants me to take photos

[Eye on Earth]

^Wants a cut of the picture profits.

[Cooper]

won't give me a large enough cut to make it worth my time

[Eye on Earth]

Wants free pictures for his private collection.

[Cooper]

stole that hat from Ashley Simpson