Let's Spread Rumors

[GrnEyz]

Invented a bong that is good to the last puff...

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[Onigumo13]

^Envious , and wishes that he had this idea in the first place :)

[IotaNull]

^ trains kittens as expert assassins.

[Onigumo13]

^Smells like an old goat , and uses air refresher to mask his scent .

[swizzluvin]

is mad cause mickey mouse fired him

[Cooper]

still lives with Mom and Dad

[Fyrnae]

^ did away with his parents so he doesn't have to. I hear C-4 was involved.

[datagirl]

^sees everything as black and white

[GrnEyz]

^burns multiple candles at both ends

[Fyrnae]

^ will yearn for real UK beer for the rest of his life.

[GrnEyz]

^has yet to try Pabst Blue Ribbon

[Fyrnae]

^ will be shipping me some because he doesn't want me to be deprived

[GrnEyz]

^thinks I would deliver but fear driving on the wrong side of the road

[Fyrnae]

^ has never driven on any particular side of the road. He's all over the place.

[GrnEyz]

^has never been on a real racetrack and secretly desires to do so

[Fyrnae]

^Secretly desires to go On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[GrnEyz]

^enjoys riding bareback

[Onigumo13]

^enjoys riding bareback

^Gets excited from the illegal cockfights , which are arranged in his backyard every Saturday and sponsored by Mexicana emigrants & Co. TM :)

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[Fyrnae]

^ provides the cocks.

[Onigumo13]

^Introduced me to a Britain's most finest cock dealer :cool:

[Fyrnae]

^ knows all the cocks in the UK

[Onigumo13]

^Main president of the Cocks"R"Us cockfighting foundation ;)

[Fyrnae]

^ regularly disguises himself as a cock in order to compete

[Onigumo13]

^Has her own private legions of cock soldiers , plans to take over England :)

[Fyrnae]

^ is the head of the cock regiment

[Onigumo13]

^Legions code name is Cock le grande general ;)

[swizzluvin]

^ has fake teeth

[Fyrnae]

^ has no teeth

[swizzluvin]

^ likes old men ;)

[Fyrnae]

^ has this perception, which is why he's been stalking me all evening.

[swizzluvin]

^ eats babies

[GrnEyz]

^skirt chaser

[swizzluvin]

^ helped me take candy from a baby
which reminds .thanks man

[Onigumo13]

^ Is an oompa loompa in disguise :)

[Wapiti]

^Bought a monkey just to spank it.

[Onigumo13]

^ Is incapable of differentiating a cat from a monkey :rolleyes:

[MassHysteria]

^Wears unflatteringly bright lipstick.

[Onigumo13]

^Wears unflatteringly bright lipstick.

^ Whoots a lot :rolleyes:

[Cooper]

likes the smell of his own farts

[Onigumo13]

^ Always argues with a goat when drunk , starts kissing the goat during the stage of the hangover :)

[Fyrnae]

^ likes to dress up as a goat and catch Cooper unawares

[Cooper]

sleeps with eyes open

[MassHysteria]

^Gets really confused with iPods.

[Cooper]

doesn't understand old school tech

[Fyrnae]

^ is generally confused

[Onigumo13]

^ Drinks tee with me in the wonderland ;)

[MassHysteria]

^^Had the CD player taken out of her new car in exchange for an 8-track

[Fyrnae]

^ refuses to buy music in any other form

[MassHysteria]

^Was impressed by my vinyl collection.

[Seriously]

^^tone deaf but unfortunately doesn't know it.

[Onigumo13]

^^Had the CD player taken out of her new car in exchange for an 8-track

^ Has been tarred , sadly never feathered properly :rolleyes:

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[Fyrnae]

The above is an actual photo of ^ in his wilder days.

[Cooper]

smells like chicken

[Fyrnae]

^ tastes like chicken

[MassHysteria]

^Tap-danced on a landmine.

[Onigumo13]

^ A vivid bird watcher , and the stalker :)

[Fyrnae]

^ lived for practical jokes until one day one he played one on the wrong shark.

[MassHysteria]

^Is twitterpated.

[Fyrnae]

^ is constipated

[MassHysteria]

^Her great-grandmother was a lady of ill repute, I dare say. Such a pity. Poor dear. But she can't be trusted. Bad blood, you know. *sips julep*

[Seriously]

ran over an owl with her car today

[Cooper]

raisin hater

[Seriously]

serves pigeon for thanksgiving

[MassHysteria]

Fries up squab-kabob and lies about where she found it.

[Onigumo13]

^ Adores consuming winged rats of the city :)

[GenessorDios]

^'s self-published recipe book contains only home delivery phone numbers.

[Onigumo13]

^ Is actually a low budget trash can lame bot named Regina :)

[GenessorDios]

^ has so many cavities, his mouth looks like a minefield.

[Onigumo13]

^ has so many cavities, his mouth looks like a minefield.

^ Constructors accidentally attached a dildo instead of his right arm , so now he lamebotishly harassing a computers keyboard and being naughty with a mouse lol :)

[MassHysteria]

^Can't bench press a can of soup.

[Onigumo13]

^ Uses the lame bots body to prepare her soup :)

[swizzluvin]

^ likes to sniff coke

[Onigumo13]

^ Does the same thing , only with his ass .

[datagirl]

^likes to sniff diet coke

[GenessorDios]

Several times a day, ^ sneezes wetly into a jar.

On an unrelated note, she owns a very successful one-woman lemonade stand.

[swizzluvin]

^ can pick up dirty channels on his antenna in mexico

[GenessorDios]

(What would be the other reasons to have an antenna?)

^ started a roach roaster house but went bankrupt from sampling his own product too much.

[Cooper]

wants to be a muffler when he grows up

[Onigumo13]

Works in the adult film industry :)

[MassHysteria]

Is the #1 consumer of the adult film industry's output.

[Onigumo13]

Works for the blond population of an adult film industry :rolleyes:

[Cooper]

stashes mice in the cookie jar

[Onigumo13]

Makes Mr. Hyde look like a nice guy :)

[EmmaKynikos]

still a virgin

[MassHysteria]

^Definitely not still a virgin.

[Cooper]

hand batters and fries worms

[MassHysteria]

^Can spend an hour and a half watching the fish bob up and down on his screen saver.

[Cooper]

Has all of the Jerry Springer show recorded

[Onigumo13]

^^ Always requires a certain dosage of an epic blond attention , in order to start shining and sparkling again :rolleyes:

[MassHysteria]

^^Is trying to talk his fiance into a platinum weave, collagen lips, implants, and brain damage, using whatever the hell this is (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) as a model.

[Cooper]

missing a few tail feathers

[Fyrnae]

^ has lost a few marbles

[Onigumo13]

Has lost all of her collection of marbles to other kids , even the cats eye :)

[Fyrnae]

^ will now never locate his missing eye

[Onigumo13]

^Her motto is "What Fyrnie wants , Fyrnie gets" and she gets a smile from a guy with a bipolar disorder :)

[Fyrnae]

{{{Oni}}}

^ hates huggles

[Onigumo13]

^Knows that it is true by 110% ;)

[Fyrnae]

^ runs around stealing dentures from the elderly to complete his cheshire cat costume

[Onigumo13]

^Tries to confuse the Cheshire Cat , with her Deer elf like fairy dust powers :)

[Fyrnae]

^ regularly purchases his faerie dust fix from me.

[Onigumo13]

Knows that faerie dust makes me feel labeled

[reiven]

^ created this avatar based off a photograph of his own teeth.

[Onigumo13]

^ created this avatar based off a photograph of his own teeth.

Is actually Tom Jones in a Gollum disguise ;)

[swizzluvin]

^ had a part in the mick vick scandel dog hater

[Onigumo13]

^ had a part in the mick vick scandel dog hater

^ Silly as a dog :)

[Fyrnae]

^ is actually a dog

[GrnEyz]

^constantly drives on the wrong side of the road.

[Eye on Earth]

^Got whipped on a road once.

[GrnEyz]

^wants to pilot my Z06...

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[Eye on Earth]

^ Rented the car from Avis.

[GrnEyz]

^doesn't know me very well...

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[Eye on Earth]

^ This is his girlfriend's car.

[Fyrnae]

Although ^^ possesses many 'toys for the boys,' I heard it was to make up for his porcelain doll collection.

[GrnEyz]

hey who told ya..?

^wants to take a ride on the wild side around Daytona Intl Speedway

[Fyrnae]

^ wants me to get carsick

[GrnEyz]

^doesn't know most of my friends won't ride with me anymore.

[Fyrnae]

^didn't mean to let that slip.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Forgot to state a rumor, not a fact.

[Fyrnae]

^ wants my trebuchet for his very own.

[Cooper]

batteries not included

[Eye on Earth]

^ Has man toy envy.

[Cooper]

swims with sharks

[Eye on Earth]

Swims with cats.

[Minerva]

Wishes he had a cat.

[Fyrnae]

^ regularly engages in cat fights.

[Onigumo13]

^Referee at illegal deer fighting championship :)

[Artio]

^ Wears too tight pants intentionally, and that's what causes the blueness.

[Cooper]

dazed and confused

[Mikk]

^ Posts in all threads to get a high "posts per day" ratio.

[Cooper]

crashes weddings just to get in the photos

[teri]

secretly dresses in pink and listens to pop music

[Mikk]

dresses in pink and listens to pop music

[GrnEyz]

called me last night (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[Winklepicker]

Wears a lightening rod headset at night in case of thunderstorms.

[Fyrnae]

^ watches episodes of The Three Stooges 24/7

[Cooper]

is an episode of the Three Stooges

[Fyrnae]

^ looks like the love child of all Three Stooges

[Cooper]

drinks out of puddles

[Fyrnae]

Drinks out of his FB's bowls. Says it reminds him of his childhood in the basement kennel.

[jonnyb]

Wears knitted sweaters made from yarn spun from cat fur.

[GenessorDios]

^ has an uncanny ability to make people go off on tange....hey look, a bunny!

[MassHysteria]

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[GenessorDios]

^ had a laser cannon surgically mounted onto her arm but was disappointed to find that she had to carry two 12V batteries everywhere just to kill people, so she had it removed.

[jonnyb]

Has frequently clogged plumbing.

[Fyrnae]

^ poster boy for Movicol due to this very problem.

[MassHysteria]

^Only experiences good moods when the weather is bad.

[Fyrnae]

^ only happy when it rains (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[MassHysteria]

^Has been in a constant state of euphoria since moving to England, then.

[Fyrnae]

^ has been in a constant state of euphoria since I passed her a doobie.

*passes another one*

[GenessorDios]

Axillary odor eaters in shirts are the best thing to happen to ^.

Well, not really, but....

yes.

[Fyrnae]

^ can spin like a top on his antenna

[GenessorDios]

^ thinks synergy refers to the effort expended during fornication.

[MassHysteria]

^Likes to be nibbled.

[Fyrnae]

^nibbler

[MassHysteria]

^biter

[Fyrnae]

^ likes to be bit.

[MassHysteria]

^caught me with that one

[GenessorDios]

^ always wears a helmet to a salad bar. According to her, that glass cover over the counter is made of headmagnets.

[Fyrnae]

Magnets in ^'s head have long erased his hard drive.

[MassHysteria]

Magnets in ^'s head allow her to always find the North Pole.

[GenessorDios]

Timing is everything! That's why ^ performs all activities strictly in fifteen minute multiples.

[MassHysteria]

^Was the topper of our Miller Lite can pyramid this summer.

[Artio]

^ Had a minor accident when couriering post to Hogwarts. Some muggles needed reseting afterwards.

[WoodsWoman]

^carefully curled her fingers in that avatar so you can't see the three inch claws.

[Cooper]

forces raccoons at gunpoint to make snow angels

[datagirl]

^collects kitten taxidermy

[Fyrnae]

^ eats the discarded parts

[Eye on Earth]

Still trying to figure out how to put her sexy on.

<< Waves at Minerva!

[GenessorDios]

Candy stripers beware! ^'s extreme sweet tooth has netted him four cannibalism convictions thus far.

[Fyrnae]

^ doesn't want anyone else to get any if he's not going to.

[datagirl]

^volunteers as candy stripper at local hospital

[Fyrnae]

^ is my protege.

[GenessorDios]

^ likes to put on a black helmet and go into kiddie pools with floating aids on. She breathes heavily and calls herself Darth Wader.

[Fyrnae]

:faint:

< just died groaning

[ESFP]

Fyrnae made a 2011 calendar with 'December: Doom Month' at the end.
The rest of the calendar features space alien porn.

[Fyrnae]

^ only joined the INTJf to taunt us.

[datagirl]

^actually ESFJ

[Fyrnae]

^ projects her shadow side on to everyone.

[GenessorDios]

^ harnessed the power of bulimics by converting the energy of their projectile vomiting with turbines and using that energy to feed other bulimics on their break, thus perpetuating the cycle. It's a pointless perpetual motion machine, but boy is it cool. The best part is, the more people that watch it, the more energy is produced.

[Cooper]

really is dazed and confused

[Fyrnae]

^ made him that way in a secret laboratory experiment.

[Cooper]

is a secret experiment

[Fyrnae]

Did the same to me

[Cooper]

wants to sing "Barbie Girl" at the Royal Wedding

[Fyrnae]

wants a Barbie blow-up doll for Xmas

[Cooper]

has several

[Fyrnae]

^ rents one a week from me

[Cooper]

collects owl vomit

[Steel]

On hot summer days, ^ is known to play the guy who can't hear con. He rides his bicycle in the parking lot of a lemonade stand owned by an old foreign woman, harassing her by riding in circles making loud noises and pretending not to hear, until she gives him a free lemonade to get lost.

[Cooper]

smells like dirty socks

[GenessorDios]

^'s job is to transport rudders by truck. He stuffs socks into his pants when he gets bored.

That's right, he's a ruddertrucking socktucker.

[newday]

^likes to play Custer's Revenge

[Steel]

The best part is, nobody caught onto you that time you disconnected your brake lights on the road so the car in your rearview mirror would rearend you. How much did you get for that case, "Neckbrace" Pat?

[Fyrnae]

^ is invisible in real life, & is ever so tired of being bumped into.

[datagirl]

^accidentally set the garage on fire while frying turkey (video on youtube)

[Eye on Earth]

^Purposely put Rudolph in the garage first, before the fire.

[Steel]

^ The other day he was at Kmart... He staged an accident in the suitcase aisle.

[Eye on Earth]

^Was following me at Kmart because he is a secret spy.

[reiven]

EoE is actually a prepubescent girl living in south philly.

[GenessorDios]

^'s penchant for quickie hooker sex led him to invent a suit made entirely out of sliding doors.

[WoodsWoman]

GD's last name is WD-40

[datagirl]

^WW's favorite personal hygiene product

[Cooper]

bit a department store Santa's ear...

[Fyrnae]

^ has a collection of severed ears.

[MortalWombat]

^ favorite food is candied ear

[Fyrnae]

^ makes them for me

[MortalWombat]

^ Doesn't tip :irked:

[Fyrnae]

^ gets a good exchange rate

[MortalWombat]

^ has stinky feet

[Fyrnae]

^ likes to collect my used socks.

[Eye on Earth]

Has a whole room full of socks (and Reckful lives there).

[Fyrnae]

^ sends me socks on a regular basis to keep Reckful happy

[Eye on Earth]

^ Kisses the deliveryman every time he shows up with socks.

[Fyrnae]

^ knows that heaven is warm, dry socks. (especially when it's -5 C)

[MassHysteria]

^Has aroused my sympathy in reporting that it's only ~20/25 degrees where she is.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Wants some nesting material but won't tell anybody.

[reiven]

^^ cropped the intj bird from the most recent INTP poster in the mbti poster thread

^ wears aqua velva

[MassHysteria]

^He is not the pheasant plucker. He's the pheasant plucker's son. But he'll still be a-plucking pheasants, 'til the pheasant plucker comes.

[reiven]

^ worked as a dental assistant to dr jack kevorkian

[MassHysteria]

^Sells seashells by the seashore

[Eye on Earth]

^Wears a string bikini under her feathers.

[escapist11]

^^ is the member of Backstreet Boys that got kicked out before they got famous

[reiven]

^ compulsively collects circles and half circles.
no kidding, check her av.

[EmmaKynikos]

invented 'mr steamy'

[reiven]

^. 2004 and 2006 northeastern handball champion.
don't ask her about 2005 :(

[EmmaKynikos]

watched so many 'murder she wrote' episodes, can recite all 12 seasons verbatim

[reiven]

agatha christie dresses up like ^ for halloween

[isaenator]

Out from the sewers to get your money, RUN!!

[EmmaKynikos]

models as a plastic blow-up doll

[reiven]

^ owns two of them, one well worn.

[EmmaKynikos]

helped me

[isaenator]

Has an extra just in case ^ and some fuzzy handcuffs just for fun

[EmmaKynikos]

fantasizes that i'm using the handcuffs on her

[reiven]

^fantasizes me watching

[EmmaKynikos]

keeps reading my diary

[MortalWombat]

^ eats out of the trashcan.

[EmmaKynikos]

is such a snob, considers leftovers as eating out of the trashcan

[MortalWombat]

Emma holds her nose so high, she'd drown if it rained.

[reiven]

morty has no big toes...zero, neither foot.
she waddles

[MortalWombat]

reiven is wall-eyed.
that's why he makes so many typo's. he thinks it's the right letter....

[EmmaKynikos]

is such a bad speller, thinks people are inept typists

[reiven]

morty has a distinct, brown mushy-peach scent about her.
emma got lice when she had her hair braided in jamaca

[MortalWombat]

^ has halitosis

[Cooper]

waits an elf for Christmas

[phoboser]

gave Wyatt 'erp.

[reiven]

^ is wyatt erps lil brother, ferked.

[phoboser]

ferked Wyatt's 'erps sideways.

[Eye on Earth]

Wyatt's 'erps did him standing up.

[Fyrnae]

^ is a dirty old man in training

[Eye on Earth]

^ Is training me to be like Cooper.