Let's Spread Rumors

[Steel]

^currently obsolete but was initially launched by Technet with the hopes of programming a computer simulation with creativity and wit.

Big time product defect...

[reiven]

steel glued together 1462 popsicle sticks to make his last class project.
it was a giant popsicle stick.

[MortalWombat]

reiven is deathly scared of bunnies

[reiven]

mw was run out of vegas because of her three card monte skills

[Steel]

When Reiven visited a brothel out in Nevada, the hookers paid him to leave...

[MortalWombat]

^aspires to one day become a lady of the night.

[GrnEyz]

Has a training program for ladies of the nite called "wiener wrappers"

[reiven]

^ had so many skeletons in the closet, he started weighting them into the lake.

[MortalWombat]

^ likes hanging out with Grn's skeletons.

[WoodsWoman]

^raises purebred Pomeranians.

[reiven]

^ makes pumpernickel marmalade sandwiches

[GrnEyz]

^make a sub sandwich so big he took a nap in it

[WoodsWoman]

^is at a loss for words.

[reiven]

^ lost her car keys while on a rope swing at the pond.

[WoodsWoman]

^raises hybrid irises.

[Steel]

^stitches afghan quilts.

^^^GrnEyz, Reiven, and MW...You 3 newbies just got grilled like kabobs....

[WoodsWoman]

^sees no value in knowing various knots.

[MortalWombat]

^wants to be a sailor


is it weird that I still consider myself a newbie?

[reiven]

"someone needs to go elbow deep in this" said ^, when she volunteered to be a health inspector at a pork slaughterhouse.

[jonnyb]

^Has a collection of human sized sausage casings that he frequently climbs into and seals the ends.

[Valhalla]

Is really jealous of the sausage casings.

[WoodsWoman]

^doesn't have any ammunition for that gun.

[Valhalla]

Is really a HitWoman.

[reiven]

^ avoids freaky videos

[MassHysteria]

^Broke all of his teeth on rock candy but can't stop eating it.

[reiven]

^ has 27 pairs of glasses

[MassHysteria]

^Is an overaggressive driver.

[reiven]

there is a picture on the internet of ^ riding her moped with her helmet strapped on upside down.

[MassHysteria]

^Cut the picture off at the waist because he has the legs of a Vegas showgirl.

[GenessorDios]

After watching Daredevil, ^ considered making herself deaf to heighten her sense of humor.

[MassHysteria]

^Is personally responsible for every E. coli outbreak since 1982.

[GenessorDios]

It was an uncomfortably long pause before ^ finally told her boyfriend No, I've never had herpes.

[MassHysteria]

^Knew the answer even before he asked, so he should know the pause was meant to gauge his seriousness. You know there's nobody but you, Bender, baby. :flirt:

[reiven]

^ believed him when he said rei and i are just friends.

[GenessorDios]

^ still hasn't given me back the bathrobe I left.

[reiven]

^ still doesn`t believe i made a stuffed panda out of it.
named it wilbur.

[GenessorDios]

Don't ever pull a prank or jump out and scare ^ unless you have plenty of absorptive material laid out.

[Onigumo13]

^Still asks his mom to tickle him to slumber ;)

[MortalWombat]

^sleeps with a nightlight.

[Cooper]

sleeps with a nightlight and a teddy bear

[datagirl]

^sleeps in a teddy

[Cooper]

is a teddy...

[MortalWombat]

^ killed a bear with his bare hands

[GrnEyz]

^Got bare with a bear when being bare wasn't cool.

[MortalWombat]

^ furrier than a bear

[Valhalla]

Shaves cats in her spare time.

[reiven]

^ has only one outfit

[Cooper]

all his tattoos are barkwards

[GenessorDios]

It was only last night that ^ said No more molesting rats, but I just saw him walk into an experimental lab wearing only gloves and a creepy smile.

[Cooper]

feels like a bottle trapped in the body of a can

[Taste of peat]

is the secret cousin of Michael Jackson.

[GenessorDios]

Forgetfulness is a side effect that ^ has on other people because of that time that uh....

Shoot.

[WoodsWoman]

^has a green thumb, but it got rusty.

[GenessorDios]

Black spray paint was the savior of ^'s high school social life, preventing others from shouting out Rudolph!

[Onigumo13]

^Still uses Lame -X 95 ;)

[GenessorDios]

^'s teacher finally introduced to him a number other than 3000.

[WoodsWoman]

^is a teenage female with bright purple toenails.

[GenessorDios]

^ carries a whip into cabs as an incentive for the drivers to go faster.

[Onigumo13]

^Is a fan of pimp my lamebot TV show :)

[GenessorDios]

^ always brings his mom on first dates, then wonders why it never works out.

[WoodsWoman]

^doesn't understand why WD40 and duct tape don't make as good a gift for a first date as chocolate would.

[GenessorDios]

^'s OCD-ness requires her to finish any opened drink within ten seconds.

[Onigumo13]

^Adores making out with a toaster , because the dishwasher , washing machine and a refrigerator said "NO" :)

[GenessorDios]

^'s driving license was permanently revoked because he stopped at a Stop sign and refused to move until it turned green. Two women in an ambulance behind him died. They weren't even sick or injured, they just died of old age.

[jonnyb]

^If you turn his arm, sausages come out of his mouth.

[Onigumo13]

^'s driving license was permanently revoked because he stopped at a Stop sign and refused to move until it turned green. Two women in an ambulance behind him died. They weren't even sick or injured, they just died of old age.

^His secret identity , is a 150 year old Asian grandma which walks like an idiot and debates like an idiot.....but don't let that fool you nor deceive you she is an idiot ;D

"Ha ha aha ha ha , played you like a violin and cut your strings :)"

[Taste of peat]

^ looks like a half human and half cat, but he is actually a manbearpig.

[GenessorDios]

^ stole Al Gore's cape.

[reiven]

GD's ideas put him in contention for the Nobel prize. unfortunately, his grammar and punctuation (not to mention spelling) caused the committee to reject his nomination

[GenessorDios]

^ refuses to believe that his hair is thinning, even though every stroke of the comb draws blood.

[Taste of peat]

^ can't reach the top of the fridge with his tiny robotic arms, then needs a stool everytime he wants peanut butter on his slices of bread.

[reiven]

^ was part of the daredevil flying kittens parachute team in the most recent life.

[MassHysteria]

^Traded his brain for some baseball cards and shiny objects.

[reiven]

^ actual self photo, except she's brunette, latin american, rides a honda 125, and dresses only in white.
other than that, it's her.

[GenessorDios]

The only reason ^ got married is so he could carry a purse around without anyone getting suspicious.

[WoodsWoman]

^runs a mink farm.

[IotaNull]

^ is Voldemort.

[MortalWombat]

^ carries a wand around, trying to cast spells.

[reiven]

morty shaved her head into a shao lin ponytail

[GenessorDios]

^ kills fashion designers by wearing spandex in their presence.

[reiven]

^ 23 year old asian female working in a hong kong subway restaurant

[MortalWombat]

^ scoops up roadkill and places it in a cooler in his truck, saving it for dinner.

[reiven]

morty collects red crayons, 22,788 little red stubs.

[MortalWombat]

^ ate all my blue ones.

[WoodsWoman]

^is the original breeder of fainting goats.

[GenessorDios]

Even goats faint after ^ takes off her makeup.

[WoodsWoman]

^creates new looks for Barbie Doll - one every week.

[reiven]

in her lifetime, ^ has known two married couples named kenneth and barbara.

[MortalWombat]

^ has at least 300 puppets, and lines them up on his dresser so that they watch over him when he sleeps.
he doesn't find it creepy at all.

[reiven]

^ collected signatures on a petition to lower the speed limit to 7 mph to "stop the senseless slaughter of insects"

[MortalWombat]

^ favorite food: locust.

[reiven]

whenever ^ hears a locust in an off year, she digs a hole and puts them back in the ground so they can meet up with their buds the following year.

[GenessorDios]

No one has ever accused ^ of murder.

They all get murdered before they get a chance to do so....

What? No, reiven! It was just a joke! Hahaha?

[reiven]

^ disappeared unexpectedly

[jonnyb]

^Inadvertantly burns holes in his underwear through normal use.

[GenessorDios]

It's just a coincidence that lemonade is only served whenever he's drunk too much water, says ^.

[IotaNull]

^ is communicating with THEM*, hence the aerial.

*"THEM" referring to the omniscient and nonspecific group entity that seems to be responsible for many nonsense sayings as well as making many decisions on the government's behalf. "You know what they say", "They're bringing in a new law", etc etc.

[cannotseethe]

^ has a $2000 handbag.

[IotaNull]

^ prefers koalas to platypi.

[MassHysteria]

^Claims to be allergic to soap, but really just forgets to shower all the time.

[reiven]

^ loves gerbils and hamsters. i heard her say i've never seen such affectionate animals with my own ears.

[MortalWombat]

^ wishes people followed similar life styles to hamsters.
if someone touches your baby, eat it

[reiven]

comfy attire for ^ is matching hat, bag, and shoes.

[MortalWombat]

^ has never worn matching socks in his entire life.

[reiven]

in ^'s old neighborhood, she once built a great big snow man and she used a bowling ball as the head, covered in several inches of snow w/ eyes, nose hat etc.
she then bet tommy wimberly he couldn't knock the snowman's head off. he broke two fingers.

[MortalWombat]

^ ate the coal, threw the carrot in the fire

[jonnyb]

^Rallied at a 'Save the Cadavers' protest on her college's campus until she found out that it meant to better preserve the ol' stiffs. Found great disappointment for the uselessness of all the signs and slogans that she made.

[GenessorDios]

^ founded a new field of study which aimed to uncover the history of animated characters. He dubbed it Archieology.

[reiven]

when ^ was selected project manager for the ENFP for*um site design, he decided to go undercover as an intj and scope out this site.

they keep sending him emails, he isn`t responding.

[GenessorDios]

It doesn't bother ^ that lice have been sending out party invitations to his head.

[jonnyb]

^gets bad cases of rust mites.

[reiven]

the coffin that ^ constructed is truly a marvel. the parts that impressed me the most are the hydraulics, which allow you to walk into and out of the thing, and the on-board urinal, which keeps you from needing to get out in the first place.

[Fyrnae]

reiven has nothing better to do on a Saturday night.

[reiven]

fyrn owns a petrochemical distribution network set up like Amway.

[Fyrnae]

reiven is my top salesman.

[WoodsWoman]

^is heavily invested in biological terrorism. - - - At least until Monday.


{{{Fyrn}}}

[Fyrnae]

That's because on Monday, WW plans to buy out all my shares in the venture.

*lol* {{{WW}}}

[GenessorDios]

^ is only crying because her archnemesis just bought shares in all major orange hair dye producers in the world.

[reiven]

^has sworn off all advertising t shirts since he wore that bush beer t shirt. it said
if you like my mountains, you'll love my bush.

the meaning was slow to occur to him. he washed it enough the letters began to peel.

[GenessorDios]

^ sold me the shirt.

^ designed the shirt.

^ helped me understand the meaning.

^ brought me to Ununderstandaholics Anonymous meetings.

^ voted for Bush.

^ showed me how to operate a washing machine (but not a dryer, the selfish prick).

[reiven]

^ sold me the shirt.


dear god, what just happened?

^ has been kidnapped and replaced by a noob.

[GenessorDios]

^ masterminded it.

[Taste of peat]

^ has a fridge behing the door on his metal body.

[GenessorDios]

^'s hidden chest camera has proprietary auto-cleavage tracking software installed.

[reiven]

due to an unhealthy dependence on his avatar, GD is looking for a woman with a unibreast.

[GenessorDios]

^ controls the global candle market, depending on when he cleans his ears.

[Fyrnae]

^ tastes each batch to see if it's bitter enough.

[GenessorDios]

I don't know why ^ is being such a little liar; everyone knows that the true test of wax quality is determined by licking the inside of his nostril.

[MassHysteria]

^Howls at the moon just to frighten his neighbors.

[GenessorDios]

^ howls at her neighbors just to frighten the moon. She loves being able to influence the tides.

[MassHysteria]

^Talks like Tommy Wisseau after taking a pinch hit and falling off his treadmill.

[GenessorDios]

^ managed to mess this (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) video up 32 times by sneezing (2 times were intentional).

[jonnyb]

^cuts his toenails with pinking shears.

[Fyrnae]

^ Has no toenails.

[jonnyb]

^Has no feet.

[GenessorDios]

^ once stepped in a puddle and made a grown man cry.

[Fyrnae]

^spent long hours making that puddle just so. How could you do it, jonnyb?

[GenessorDios]

^'s avatar was taken just after a tryst with a tree. A treeyst, if you will.

[Fyrnae]

^ regularly barks up the wrong tree. GD, this jealousy thing has got to stop. ;)

[WoodsWoman]

^is actually in OR but keeps posting as though she's still in England.

[Fyrnae]

^ has discovered my ruse

[WoodsWoman]

^keeps honeybees and uses the honey as part of her barter system.

[Fyrnae]

^ likes a sticky situation.

[WoodsWoman]

^manages my glue factory.

[Fyrnae]

^ supplies the raw materials from her neighbour's barn.

[WoodsWoman]

^drugs them to make the process easier.

[Fyrnae]

^ guns them down when they're under the influence.

[GenessorDios]

^ desired a massive collection of pictures and videos but was too lazy to trawl through the web, so she hacked INTJf and now, all hyperlinked media is saved to her hard drive.

[Fyrnae]

^ wants me to hack his hard drive.

[reiven]

^ has posted in the "what kind of man drives me wild" thread about her robot fetishes

[GrnEyz]

^rented a robot costume for passing out candy to trick or treaters.

[reiven]

^ has a mechanical bull ride in his lake home.

[GrnEyz]

wants an invite to my Octoberfest so he can ride the bull while drinking Warsteiner.

[RedOrange823]

^Rides the bull, just not on top...

[GenessorDios]

^ set up a complex system of mirrors and two cans on a string to have a poor man's version of video conferencing.

[RedOrange823]

^reason they invented plastic surgery

[reiven]

^ photoshopped her own hand into her av picture

[GenessorDios]

^ started his own biker gang, called Heaven's Angels. They ride around on Vespas while wearing their typical biking attire, pink tutus and clown shoes. Monocles are optional.

[WoodsWoman]

^runs a line of costume shops.

[reiven]

woodswoman ran a shrimp boat in new orleans from the time she was 22. her uncles and one other man made the crew.

[MortalWombat]

^ had a fight in a black panther party.
he couldn't just sit back and watch poor jenny get slapped.

[reiven]

morty's store had the highest cleanliness rating in the whole waffle house chain for 07

[MortalWombat]

^ licked the floors clean.

[RedOrange823]

^ cut out and gave Reiven her tongue to lick it with as as symbol of her ultimate love

[reiven]

actually, the hand is normal sized. RO just has a very small head.

[MortalWombat]

^ could fly with his ears, if he learned to flap.

[RedOrange823]

^clearly has a large head, but it doesn't mean it's got anything in it. I mean just look at the exterior and it should give you a pretty good idea of what's inside. shrivelled, shaggy, discolored. poor thing

edit: meant for reiven

[reiven]

RO took her name from the two colors that make green.
i know, shhh.

[RedOrange823]

^green with envy over my awesomeness

[GenessorDios]

^ stuck a firecracker up a tied-up doll's nose, as practice.

[RedOrange823]

^placed hotdogs in the shape of a stick man so he wouldn't feel so lonely

[reiven]

^^ after installing the gatling gun on the hood, ^'s interest in the GDmobile was high enough that we thought me might actually get it on the road someday. that was three years ago.

^ wants to know what makes the franks plump up when you cook them

[GenessorDios]

^ carries a picture of David Blaine whenever going no. 2, otherwise there's no traffic.

[Fyrnae]

^ gave him the picture, with the recommendation that it had always worked for him.

[GenessorDios]

^ doesn't need a picture, just a mirror.

[Fyrnae]

^ broke all the mirrors in his house.

[MortalWombat]

^ is allergic to grass. Tries to cover it up, by the nature-esque avs.

[WoodsWoman]

^loves to crochet.

[Jon Shea]

^has a closet filled with bodies

[WoodsWoman]

^missed the bear trap outside that closet by in incredible feat of agility.

[Jet]

^used super agility potion

[RedOrange823]

^saw the yellow cheese turning to green and figured this meant it was ripe for eating

[Fyrnae]

^ prefers her cheese green, and is mounting an expedition to the moon where she heard she could acquire the best.

[reiven]

^had her picture taken while peeking through someones living room picture window.

[WoodsWoman]

^is jealous that no on took his picture when he was doing the same thing.

[GenessorDios]

^ set her avatar aflame, then wondered why it wouldn't show her porn.

[CanrHoldLimes]

^
has a fetish for inanimate objects

[Jon Shea]

^is a lemon

[Fyrnae]

^ sucks lemons

[WoodsWoman]

^wears fur most of the time.

[Slowandeasy1]

^look who is calling the kettle black.

[WoodsWoman]

:laugh:

^has caffeine in an IV drip.

[GenessorDios]

^ is gray. Also, ^ remembers the feel of battle....the clash of bone and sinew.

[reiven]

^ is pasty, and remembers the fear of battle... the clash of urine and titanium.

[Slowandeasy1]

^is blanched, and remembers the taste of battle - cordite, leather and diesel fumes

[GenessorDios]

^ wears his underwear on the outside of his pants, not to look like a superhero, but to use them as a pocket. It's mostly car keys and change in there.

[reiven]

GD opened a store to sell collector grade comic books and vintage action figures in uganda.
someone forgot the mantra location, location, location.
*shakes head*

[Slowandeasy1]

^Has to wear pretends for those long distance trips between the Cape and Dallas.

[GenessorDios]

^ got a tattoo of a Casio watch just before his promotion, now he's going to get it removed and getting a tattoo of an Omega instead.

[reiven]

SoUneasy1 invented the watergun-that-fills-the-balloon-clownhead for the carnival midways. he did a poor man's patent by mailing the idea to himself, and no, that didn't hold up in court.

[GenessorDios]

^ puts black holes inside his jack-o-lanterns so those durned kids who can't keep their hands to themselves will learn a lesson.

[reiven]

^ thinks morgan freeman is over rated.

[Fyrnae]

^ lives in constant fear of being kidnapped & used as a pinata.

[jonnyb]

^escaped pleasure island before she was fully transformed into a deer.

[reiven]

^^ believes the earth is indestructible, she only does the eco friendly schtick to have conversations at her bridge game.

^ was so skinny as a child that his mom made him eat cake.

[GenessorDios]

^ fell in love with a pinata once, spent two weeks picketing City Hall to legalize human-inanimate object civil unions.

[reiven]

^ sold me the legal representation
*smirk*

[GenessorDios]

^'s dentures aren't due to old age; he thought he'd try to impress some ladies at work by screwing in some bolts with his teeth.

[Onigumo13]

^Has been squished by a Godzilla six time times in a row , every time he reboots himself he becomes lamer than before :)

[Jon Shea]

^Exotic dessert enthusiast

[Fyrnae]

^ secret surfer dude

[Onigumo13]

^Natural deer whisperer

[Fyrnae]

^ plays doctor

[Onigumo13]

^ Executes the deer stocking procedure on the defenseless hunters like Ted Nugent , as soon as the clock strikes midnight ;)

[Fyrnae]

^ films it for posterity

[Onigumo13]

^Adores the attention of the camera :)

[Fyrnae]

^ woke up one day to discover his camera equipment had been mysteriously smashed.

[Onigumo13]

^It was the deer fairy's fault ;)

[GenessorDios]

^ is content to have four walls and a ceiling; that's why his house has a gaping hole in the ground.

[Fyrnae]

^ exiled from his home planet, GD has no true home.

[GenessorDios]

Many men have tried to shake ^, but found her surprisingly immoveable.

[Fyrnae]

^ envies the sheer tenacity of it all

[Onigumo13]

Many men have tried to shake ^, but found her surprisingly immoveable.

^Accidentally sold his parent as scrap metal ;)

[Fyrnae]

^ bought said metal and made a corregated roof for his house with it.

[GenessorDios]

^ corrugated her teeth because she misheard a commercial.

[Onigumo13]

^Extra , extra ,extra read all about it : the Japanese government hunt's Clara the lamebot , for draining the electricity of the whole Tokyo ;)

[GenessorDios]

^ reanimated the smartest zombie ever and named it, appropriately enough, Frankeinstein.

[Onigumo13]

^ reanimated the smartest zombie ever and named it, appropriately enough, Frankeinstein.

^Solid his body once , in an episode of Futurama to president Nixon :)

[CanrHoldLimes]

^Solid his body once , in an episode of Futurama to president Nixon :)

Likes to rub down in various oils and streak highways

[Fyrnae]

^ likes to help him with the oil.

[CanrHoldLimes]

^ Is what the oil is made of

[Fyrnae]

*lol*

^ actually a vegetarian

[MassHysteria]

^Is actually made of tofu.

[Fyrnae]

^ Is actually funny.

[MassHysteria]

:suspicious: ^Has never noticed before.

[Fyrnae]

:p

^ is too busy thinking of ways to kick my ass to actually notice if others are noticing.

[MassHysteria]

^Is apparently feeling better today. :nice:

[Fyrnae]

^ doesn't like that idea

[MassHysteria]

^Was pretending to be sick to get attention.

[Fyrnae]

^ knows all about the process so instructed me in the fine art of being a drama queen.

[MassHysteria]

^Didn't need any practice in faking it.

[Fyrnae]

^ doesn't know that I can now lift my lump hammer once more

[MassHysteria]

^Thinks I fear her lump hammer. Don't you know I've been told all my life my head is hard enough to stop a down-hill cattle truck?

[Fyrnae]

< believes it.

[MassHysteria]

^Made me lol :laugh:

[Fyrnae]

^ made me hurl. ;)

[MassHysteria]

Made me, uhhhhh... (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) :blush:

[Onigumo13]

^Had an epic face , epic face , jizzed in her panties ;)

[MassHysteria]

^Makes me want to dive into a swimming pool full of salt water and cheese graters just to escape the monotony.

[Fyrnae]

help me I can't breathe for laughing


It's amazing how ^ does that without the equipment.

The same, I've heard, is true of ^^.