Let's Spread Rumors

[reiven]

^ foot fetish

[MortalWombat]

^ animal fetish

[reiven]

^ dead animal fetish

[MortalWombat]

^ mummy fetish

[MassHysteria]

^Brendan Frasier fetish

[MortalWombat]

hey, he ain't bad :sneaky:

^ Arnold Vosloo fetish

[reiven]

^ joe frasier fetish

[MortalWombat]

^ Frasier Crane fetish

[MassHysteria]

SNAKED!

^Tower crane fetish

[MortalWombat]

^ JINX

^crane fly fetish


:yuck:

[reiven]

^ lynx fetish

[MortalWombat]

^ minx fetish

[MassHysteria]

^Mink fetish

[MortalWombat]

^ monk fetish

[MassHysteria]

^Invited me over to watch an old Steve Reeves movie.

[MortalWombat]

^ still thinks he's the sexiest man alive

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dontcha just love unproportional men?

[MassHysteria]

^Just made me wince a little. I appreciate what you're going for there, matey, but it's not my thing.

[MortalWombat]

*raises glass*
good choice

^ should specify her 'thing' :laugh:

[reiven]

^ is insanely curious about mass's 'thing'

[MortalWombat]

^ is more curious

[reiven]

^ wants to share

[MortalWombat]

^ wont share his nanna shake

[MassHysteria]

^Both of you really don't need to know. :p

[reiven]

only one of us?
at a time?

[MortalWombat]

:laugh:

i have a thing for beardthings, which the fella in the picture is missing, see? :p

[reiven]

^Both of you really don't need to know. :p
since this is the rumors thread, does this mean you do want us to see your thing?

mass is from southern california.

[MortalWombat]

rei is from san fransico... he wants everyone to see his thing.

[MassHysteria]

Wombat is from Texas... her thing is bigger.

[reiven]

^^ has a thing for rainbow flags.

^ is from canadia, her thing shrivels

[MassHysteria]

^Went to bed in Denver, woke up in Vegas, has no idea how that happened.

[Cooper]

^knows exactly how that happened

[MassHysteria]

^Helped me plan the whole thing.

[Cooper]

^promised not to say a word about it

[MassHysteria]

^Saw ''The Expendables'' and liked it overall, but wished the climactic explosions lasted a little longer.

[Cooper]

makes homemade chilli with bunnies

[MassHysteria]

Asked for the recipe because the FBs would love it.

[jonnyb]

^Replaces liquid smoke seasoning with liquid shart to add that oh so special flavor.

[MassHysteria]

^Is one sick puppy, and that's why we like him.

[Cooper]

skips

[MassHysteria]

^Clicks his heels every time he hits a homer.

[Mr Mediocre]

^ Has an irresistable urge to try to look though door peepholes before she knocks

[jonnyb]

^In a cumpulsive mood to play his violin, Mr Mediocre stretched a whole cat out to replace a broken string as he was too impatient to go to the store. He was a little concerned at first but ended up liking the tortured sounds the cat made as he slid the horse hair bow back and forth over the cats belly.

[Mr Mediocre]

^ Is tone deaf and has a poor understanding of whole-cat-harmonics, which can be quite pleasant at times as long as you use enough resin on your bow.

[MortalWombat]

^ has a great understanding of whole-cat-harmonicas

[jonnyb]

^Often dreams about going to school with her clothes on. Wakes up in a breathless sweat.

[datagirl]

^hacks into mort's dreams

[MortalWombat]

^ wishes she could.

[reiven]

^ dreams of world domination

[MortalWombat]

^ dreams only of chocolate cake

[reiven]

^ goes through two bags of hershey's miniatures per day

[MortalWombat]

^ cleaned out the entire hershey's factory in one day

[reiven]

^ was my fence.
and true to the stereotype, she became a chocolate junkie

[MortalWombat]

^ believes every sterotype

[reiven]

^ bunpkin

[MortalWombat]

^ can't spell bumpkin right

[reiven]

^ has a tent set up in her living room

[MortalWombat]

^ deer and bear heads are on all his walls

[reiven]

had her pet ferret stuffed and mounted on a piece of driftwood with his favorite ball

[MortalWombat]

^ has a ferret farm, routinely cleans them out and produces fur coats

[reiven]

^draws a moral distinction in the wrongs of eating animals, but justifies her mink wrap

[MortalWombat]

^throws red paint on veterinarians

[reiven]

^ has sighted scopes from more than one bell tower.

[MortalWombat]

^ waits in the bushes of his neighbor's houses with binoculars

[reiven]

for every four spycams ^ sells through her ebay store, she gets one for use in her own projects

[MortalWombat]

^ never did put those socks by the tub back in the hamper

[reiven]

^ keeps finding other people's clothes in her hamper

[MortalWombat]

^ not a rumor

[MassHysteria]

^Is a mean old bully.

[MortalWombat]

^ likes wedgies

[MassHysteria]

^Likes swirlies

[reiven]

^ enjoys an occasional fruit cocktail bath

[MassHysteria]

^Drops large boxes of hot cocoa mix into whirlpool bath spas, then mushes two large bags of extra-puffed marshmallows together and uses them as pillows

[reiven]

^ whittles to relax

[MortalWombat]

^ is the old lady who lived in a shoe

[EmmaKynikos]

doesn't know how smelly her shoes are

[MortalWombat]

^ knows exactly how stinky hers are. Likes 'em that way.

[datagirl]

kills all insects in close proximity

[MortalWombat]

^ thinks her hat will give her better reception

[datagirl]

jealous of my hat

[Bobsama]

misses her childhood

[datagirl]

published cookbook titled "Cooking with Kitties"

[Bobsama]

feline fetish

[datagirl]

one of BS's recipes - Kitten Fetish Relish. There is also an extra chunky version.

[jonnyb]

^Making plans right now to market Kitty Fetish Relish. Ran into a roadblock when she called the Humane Society of America to 'adopt' all of their kitties nationwide. It took them a while, but the Humane Society thought something smelled fishy.

[EmmaKynikos]

when jb ice skates, he prefers to wear a body suit with skirt

[jonnyb]

^Always seems to be around when I have the urges to wear my skirts; she puts the mirrors on her ice skates and tries to look up my skirt.

[EmmaKynikos]

too often wears underwear when i'm trying to look up his skirt

[jonnyb]

Wears her underwear on the outside of her skirt, intriguingly hot for some wedgied reason.

[EmmaKynikos]

wishes he could have been the bully giving wedgies as opposed to the one receiving them

[MortalWombat]

^ got her hair style from daily swirlies.

[GrnEyz]

^fantisizes about doing the wild thing in hideaway cove.

[EmmaKynikos]

fantasizes about getting busy at the jersey shore

[GrnEyz]

fantasizes about that trip to the mountains and doing the zipline naked.

[EmmaKynikos]

drinks his tea pinky up

[GrnEyz]

^her top is actually just a fancy paint job.

[EmmaKynikos]

missed his opportunity to watch mw paint it on

[GrnEyz]

fails to invite anyone when mw does her thing

[EmmaKynikos]

can't afford to buy the video

[GrnEyz]

produced the vid on CD for future mass marketing.

[EmmaKynikos]

failed to secure the distribution deal

[MortalWombat]

^ didn't share the profits :(

[Anubis]

^profits from radiation by creating mutants that do all the work

[INTroJect]

^hallucinates

[Anubis]

^gives me drugs for free

[reiven]

anubis was the middle child of welsh immigrants

[MortalWombat]

reiven never uses his hands to eat. he just kinda goes at it like an animal

[INTroJect]

I heard that mortalwombat makes sure to use all of the proper cutlery in the correct order. Someone saw her in a subway restaurant eating a footlong meatball marinara with the full table setting that she brought with her. They had to ask her to leave when she lit candles because it might cause a firehazard.

[Sazeriel]

I caught Introjerk gossiping about other forumers behind the dumpster this morning...

[datagirl]

and Sazer was taking notes

[silvercrystal07]

i heard datagirl puts hotsauce on her popcorn.

[GrnEyz]

^carries a meth lab in his backpack.

[Sazeriel]

Grneyz likes to go skinny dipping.

[MortalWombat]

Saz only likes to watch.

[reiven]

^ heard iron maiden and said that will never catch on

[MortalWombat]

^ only listens to ghetto rap

[reiven]

^ got her stunner shades on

[MassHysteria]

^Could almost fly away with those spinners

[reiven]

^cruises down the road in a V8 ford... with her gold tooth on display

[MortalWombat]

^ recently bought a tricked out black escalade

[MassHysteria]

^Suffers from a major Virgin-Whore Complex.

[MortalWombat]

^ walks the corners at night in a half shirt and miniskirt w/stilettos, gets confused when men ask to take her home

[MassHysteria]

^Is hatin' on my gams 'cause she can't walk in stilettos to save her soul.

[reiven]

^^ started a petition to get the stripper pole back into her local waffle house
^ is actually a vice officer

[MortalWombat]

^ was my main client at Wombat's Waffles o'Love

[reiven]

^ only accepts euros in the g string

[MortalWombat]

^ tried to take my singles back out to break his twenty

[silvercrystal07]

^planted popcorn seeds in the backyard thinking they would grow into popcorn.

[Sazeriel]

Thinks money grows on trees.

[reiven]

^ won a pat benetar sound-alike contest

[Sazeriel]

^ Was caught sneaking into a Pat Benetar concert.

[reiven]

^ has 10 toes; six on one foot and four on the other.
if she doesn`t pay attention, she walks in an arc.

[MortalWombat]

^ had 3 thumbs

[reiven]

^ snuck the thumbless cadavers back into the morgue for me

[MortalWombat]

^ used the cadaver to get into the carpool lane

[reiven]

^ drives a moped wearing a pink helmet

[MortalWombat]

^ sold it to me, with a matching jacket for the helmet

[Anubis]

^puts on a pink jacket then gives the cadaver the pink helmet and uses the cadaver to get into the carpool lane with her moped.

[reiven]

^ chose avatar pic because he thought the blue swirly thing was 'neat-o'

[MortalWombat]

^ chose his, because he thought it would intimidate people

[reiven]

^chose hers because she is photosensitive and requires a parasol everywhere she goes.

[MortalWombat]

^ came out of the womb with that hat

[reiven]

^ doesn't know that the burberry is more recognizable than smeagol, sometimes.

[MortalWombat]

^ sometimes dresses in a complete burberry suit, with matching shoes

[reiven]

^ insisted on matching outfits for each of her dolls, stuffed bears and the unicorn.

[MortalWombat]

^ usually discriminates against unicorns

[reiven]

^usually disseminate to her unicorn. he still thinks we are at war with the vietcong.

[MortalWombat]

^ is charlie

[reiven]

^ once commented on the inhumanity of the german goulash.

[MortalWombat]

^ is on a strict chili diet

[reiven]

morty went to barbados in 2004 ostensibly looking for real estate, but in fact she was fomenting revolution.

[MortalWombat]

^ runs around screaming "Viva La Revolucion!"

[reiven]

^ thought robespierre was an extrovert.

[MortalWombat]

^ made emily dickenson a hermit

[reiven]

^ thought thucydides was 'entertaining and light'

[MortalWombat]

^ can personally empathize with odysius

[reiven]

^ found herself captivated by her own image in the water

[MortalWombat]

^ drowned trying to save his reflection

[reiven]

^ sang for ulysses

[MortalWombat]

^ rooted for the south to win

[reiven]

^ thinks that war is over

[MortalWombat]

^ has a git r done hat

[GenessorDios]

^ has a deep-seated, inexplicable hatred towards people who ski during a nuclear winter.

[reiven]

^ sold her the skiis
:laugh:

[GenessorDios]

^ solder test keys.

Oh wait, you're American.

^ souled hurt desk ease.

[MassHysteria]

^This guy has no idea how Americans talk. :suspicious:

[reiven]

^ sold him the book on how to talk american

[GenessorDios]

^ wrote the book How to Walk American. It had only one page with a picture of a motorized wheelchair.

[Cooper]

has a dented can

[tzeqin]

is a dented man, but would just rather enjoy the rumour of being demented, as much as he can

[Cooper]

is looking for a new rock to live under

[reiven]

tzequin's parents met when each worked for the circus. mom was a midway barker and dad cleaned up after the elephants.

[tzeqin]

rumour has it that reiven only has pictures of himself from the waist up because
he never learnt to clean up after himself
and Burberry-checkered diapers never made into the fashion must-haves in the hood
[For the longest time, reiven was a walking dart-target practice]

[reiven]

tzeky was the fourth runner up in a hog calling contest from an elementary school 4H event.
still has the ribbon in the fridge.

[tzeqin]

no it was lost some two years ago. Grapevine has it that reiven had never won a single ribbon, but his fridge door is all rainbows and curls with ribbons of many colors.

[reiven]

tzeky has a thing about people touching her elbows.

[tzeqin]

reiven has a thing for people who touches her shadows - they are out to eat reiven! Run!

[reiven]

^ thinks i look like helen

[MortalWombat]

^ pretends he's blind so he can accidentally fondle people

[reiven]

morty once owned a bait shop. well actually it started as an home aquarium / fish store. the store was just a liiiitle too close to the the cove, and she decided to go for minnows over tiger barbs.

[MortalWombat]

^ constantly ate all my fishies

[reiven]

^ asked me to sing to them

[MortalWombat]

^ created the fillet o fish song

[reiven]

morty once channelled theodora the great.
true story

[MortalWombat]

thinks theodora the great is teddy roosevelt in drag

[reiven]

^ thinks eleanor roosevelt was sexy

[MortalWombat]

^ thinks the clintons are sexy

[reiven]

morty was involved in a neighborhood watch program. during the three months she was interim president, she required anyone walking in the neighborhood to wear blaze orange hunting vests. accidental shootings went down considerably.

[MortalWombat]

^ shot anyone not wearing the vest

[reiven]

morty is afraid of the color green

[MortalWombat]

^ the hulk

[reiven]

^ polly purebread

[MortalWombat]

^ tried to shave his dog to look like a poodle

[MassHysteria]

^Built a fort out of cheese cubes.

[MortalWombat]

^ ate her way through and lived with me for 4 months, joining me in a constant battle with mice

[reiven]

sometimes morty draws mouse whiskers on herself, just to enjoy the reactions she gets

[MortalWombat]

^ often wears a tail in public

[reiven]

the only part of ^'s wardrobe that isn't black are her purple converse

[MortalWombat]

^ likes dressing in rainbow

[reiven]

^ gets her face painted at every carnival, fair and festival

[Cooper]

works for Hodaka

[MassHysteria]

^Smokes a hookah

[MortalWombat]

^ knows how to make balloon animals

[reiven]

^ intends to run for office

[MortalWombat]

^ intends to walk for office

[MassHysteria]

^Runs around his office like a maniac when he breaks into the sucker jar.

[Cooper]

Mass's face is stuck like that

[MortalWombat]

^ his is, too

[reiven]

^likes turtle based products

[Cooper]

^is a turtle based product

[reiven]

^ put turtlewax on his mustache

[MortalWombat]

^ puts earwax on his

[reiven]

ahh, i almost forgot that one... morty's left ear sits a full inch higher than the right one.

[MortalWombat]

^ has 3 nostrils

[MassHysteria]

^Has three... um... well, did you ever see ''Total Recall?''

[reiven]

^ has but one. a unibrow sort of arrangement

[MortalWombat]

^ has 3 unibrows, stacked

[MassHysteria]

^Reads TFLN (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) updates every night, crying quietly because you will never have a night that wild or friends that awesome.

[reiven]

^ has fleas

[MortalWombat]

^ eats fleas

[reiven]

^ asked santa for a dogs playing poker with elvis stuffed oil painting.

[MortalWombat]

^ thinks elvis is alive

[reiven]

^ thinks he isn't

[MortalWombat]

^ thinks aliens took him

[reiven]

morty was the only kid in her 4th grade class to bring a live animal for show and tell. it was a llama

[MortalWombat]

^ wrong

it was an alpaca

[reiven]

^ makes llama jerky. tried a ranch flavor, but the marketing campaign sucked.

[MortalWombat]

^ thought 'zesty llamas' was a good slogan

[reiven]

^ went with if you appreciate alpacas, you'll llove our llamas

[MortalWombat]

^ liked my llama beans

[reiven]

^ made a llama bean paste and deep fried hotdogs in it.

[MortalWombat]

^ too scared to try livermush

[GrnEyz]

Grneyz likes to go skinny dipping.

Saz wears pasties while skinny dipping.

[MortalWombat]

^ wears the Borat bathing suit

[GrnEyz]

^wears nothing when she thinks nobody is looking.

[MortalWombat]

^ is always looking

[GrnEyz]

^desires for me to look.

[reiven]

^^thinks her fig leaf two piece will start a new trend

^ same

[MortalWombat]

^ wears a trashbag bathing suit

[reiven]

the look ma, yellow and blue make green commercial always makes ^ think of the tidy bowl man.

[MortalWombat]

^ mr clean. had the earring and everything

[reiven]

morty memorized the actuarial tables to increase her small-talk quotient

[MortalWombat]

rei's life goal is to own a black escalade

[GrnEyz]

^put some donkey dung in a newspaper, set it on fire on the neighbors porch, rang the doorbell and ran.

[MortalWombat]

^ put donkey dung in a newspaper
and kept it

[reiven]

grn still wears his cap'n crunch decoder ring

[GrnEyz]

^maintains constant contact with a broken compass to guide him thru the chaos.

[MortalWombat]

^ is still convinced that his x-ray glasses he bought from the ad in the comics actually work

[GrnEyz]

^would really like to know how I see her.

[reiven]

morty thought a mini-tramp was a small skank

[MortalWombat]

^ has a tramp stamp