Let's Spread Rumors

[MassHysteria]

^^Has the nerve to call RDJ small.

[GrnEyz]

^believes that RDJ and I aren't really brothers.

[MortalWombat]

^ Uses his glasses to see into the future.

[GenessorDios]

One Kleenex was never enough for ^, whose force from one sneeze could level small townhouses and bicycle stands.

[HereticForLife]

^ Has an avatar centered on an obese man in order to hide her femininity.

Edit: That was for MW. God, my internet is too slow for this thread.

[MassHysteria]

^Is jealous of Bender because he's the only REAL robot here.

[HereticForLife]

GD's oil spills in the most embarrassing places.

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^^ Does not understand the difference between cyborgs and robots.

[GenessorDios]

^ only chose that username because HereticForAsLongAsIDon'tGetBored was too long to fit.

Also he couldn't spell it.

[MassHysteria]

^Is very cranky today.

[GrnEyz]

^super-glued her hat to her hair for this hurricane wind avatar.

[HereticForLife]

^^ Wants everyone in the world to be happy forever.

^ Wishes his suit of armor was pink.

[GenessorDios]

^^^'s avatar picture was taken seconds before her dress tried to strangle her. Some say it was trying to escape, but the classified coroner's report concluded it was due to shame at being worn by such an individual. Thankfully, her mind lives on as AI in these forums.

[MassHysteria]

^GD's radar never picks up on the femmebots, ifyaknowwhatimsayin.

[GrnEyz]

^^just ordered some real damn cheap (RDC) anime contacts to hide his beady eyes.

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[MortalWombat]

^ has an Asian fetish.

[GenessorDios]

^ had a crush on Alf as a kid.

[MassHysteria]

^Hasn't seen a single one of the new Futurama episodes.

[GrnEyz]

^^got a new gf 2 hours after inserting anime contacts...

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[GenessorDios]

^ surprise plugs headphone jacks into people's ears in an effort to hear their thoughts.

[MassHysteria]

^Funny, GrnEyz didn't hear a thing when he plugged them into your ears, GD.

[HereticForLife]

^ Would rather watch Futurama than focus on school/work.

[MassHysteria]

^Thinks there's anything wrong with that? :suspicious:

[HereticForLife]

^ Is in denial of her Futurama obsession

[GenessorDios]

^^ believes that all human emotions are capable of being expressed through a maximum of fifteen emoticons.

^ is in denial of obsession over a *ahem* certain Futurama character.

;)

Zoidberg, of course.

[MassHysteria]

^Seems to think there's something wrong with being obsessed with Futurama. Get with it, dude! :p

[GenessorDios]

^ is considering renaming herself to SnakedHysteria.

[HereticForLife]

GD, does not keep up with my obsessions

MH, believes everyone shares her obsession of Futurama

[GenessorDios]

^ types with knuckles.

[MassHysteria]

^Types with boxing gloves.

[GenessorDios]

^ donates toenail clippings to Oxfam in the mistaken belief that they can be sent to Africa and used to build mud huts and spice up their curries.

The FBI is still running DNA tests to determine where the constant source of keratin is coming from.

[MassHysteria]

^Thinks too much.

[GenessorDios]

^ begged me to stay on INTJf for fear that no one else would talk to her. Also, she wanted some of this awesomesauce to rub off on her. Sorry girl, I gotta sleep sometime.

[MassHysteria]

^Doesn't seem to realize that I do just fine without him. And if you ever try to rub your awesomesauce on me, I'll go after your whole family.

[Cooper]

favorite dance is a hybred of Thiller and the Macoraina

[jonnyb]

^Thought for the longest time it was the macaroni

[reiven]

JB's mom still has the macaroni owl he made on her fridge

[Cooper]

reiven ate his

[reiven]

cooper planted a coculbur thinking it was a porcupine seed.

[MortalWombat]

^ always wanted a pet porcupine.

[EmmaKynikos]

likes little pricks

[reiven]

i'm 5'7 3/4, thank you.

emma thought molded bread would help the pigeon's immune system

[MortalWombat]

^ Ate the pigeon.

[Minerva]

Enjoys plucking things...

[reiven]

one leg is hers, one is borrowed

[Minerva]

Desperately wants these legs wrapped around his... windpipe!

[MortalWombat]

^ Gets off on that kinda thing.

[reiven]

^^ is an endless supply of phallic euphemisms
^is so small, she has to look up to see down

[Minerva]

Reiven still hasn't denied anything. :mellow:

[jonnyb]

^Stunt double for the lamp in 'the X-mas Story'.

[MortalWombat]

^ Stunt double for the little boy in the movie.

[jonnyb]

That's why I have my goggles. I don;t want to shoot my eye out. Tongue is still kinda raw though.

^Has the original pink bunny jamies and wears them to all the slumber parties she goes to.

[MortalWombat]

That's not a rumor. ;)

Thinks the leg lamp was totally hot.

[jonnyb]

^Put a 150 watt bulb in said lamp that burned me when I was rubbing up against it.

[reiven]

^ orders fish with the bone in hoping to choke and sue the restaurant

[GenessorDios]

Everything's coming up roses for ^, it's just too bad his allergies give him anaphylactic shock.

[MortalWombat]

^ doesn't know what that means.

[GenessorDios]

<defensive>
Yes I do! I studied it and I know it better than you!

If you had half a brain, you'd know that anaphylaxis occurs when....

Ohhhh I see what you're trying to do.

^ gets people to spill secrets by claiming they don't know about certain subjects so they'll reveal everything out of indignation, but that doesn't work on me!

[MortalWombat]

^ cleverly discovered my trap. Oh no!

[reiven]

^carries three pair of replacement wings for just this sort of awkward situation

[GenessorDios]

^ has many fantasies involving bear traps and...let's just say it doesn't end well for the other participant.

[MortalWombat]

^ Carries various disguises in his car, just in case.

[reiven]

^ scattered, smothered and covered; heels optional

[MortalWombat]

^ heels are never optional for reiven.

[reiven]

^ sold fiberglass insulation as cotton candy

[MortalWombat]

^ loved the 'crunch'

[reiven]

^ has an OCD tendency to climb to the top of the high dive, chicken out, and climb all the way back down through the people on the steps
*excuse me, excuse me, sorry..., excuse me*

[GenessorDios]

Is it time for lunch yet? Just give a listen to ^'s tummy, which rumbles at exactly 1300 daily. It even autocorrects for daylight savings and time zone changes. Amazing!

[MortalWombat]

Better watch out reiven, he^ might steal your stomach out of your tummy.

[reiven]

^ likes blueberry burgers

[MortalWombat]

^ likes mud pies.

[reiven]

^ bathes in 10W40

[MortalWombat]

^ Doesn't bathe.

[reiven]

^ thinks flies alleviate the need for hygiene

[MortalWombat]

^ uses mud for soap.

[reiven]

^keeps every soap sliver and puts them in a nylon to make a compilation bar.

[MortalWombat]

^ still plays in the tub with the yellow duck.

[reiven]

^small enough to do laps in the tub

[MortalWombat]

^ small enough to do laps in the dog's water bowl :)

[reiven]

so small that you can....whoa, your feet are huge!

[GenessorDios]

Was so worried about an inability to cry that ^ signed up for tear gas experimentation.

They only got two tears from their strongest compound.

[MortalWombat]

^^ confused his feet with mine.
^is heartless, and incapable of human feelings.

[GenessorDios]

Whenever doctors need a urine sample, they just ask a nurse to squeeze ^'s bedsheets over a cup.

[reiven]

behind that vapid grimace lurks a warm, sensitive, free spirit

[MortalWombat]

and that free spirit is reiven.

[GenessorDios]

Astronauts the world over come to ^ to learn the patented method of urine recycling.

[MortalWombat]

^ is wayy to obsessed with urine.

[reiven]

^ is putting sheets in the washing machine as we speak

[MortalWombat]

^ still has last night's diaper on.

[GenessorDios]

^ is impatient because reiven's procrastination means no fresh pillow for the coming night.

[reiven]

^ has a retractable rocker for those really, really nervous moments

[GenessorDios]

^ thinks a video game is a bunch of kids kicking around VHS tapes.

[reiven]

thinks contemplation is a religious sanctuary for inmates

[MortalWombat]

^ is currently an inmate, posting through mind powers.

[GenessorDios]

^ was disappointed when a trip to the speaker store revealed that they did not have mouths, let alone larynxes.

[GouldFan]

^ Prefers to use voice pack, 'Heather, American Female Voice, ver. 02' when he verbally communicates with other people.

[reiven]

^ knows sign language in four dialects

[Nikita]

reiven invented the flavored butt plug.

[reiven]

^ wanted three weeks of trials to choose the winning flavor

[Nikita]

reiven volunteered for an experimental Rogaine study.

[reiven]

^had a most unfortunate nipple pierce-chain-nipple pierce accident.

[Nikita]

reiven had the same, but with a piercing in his nether regions....

[reiven]

^wants people to think our chains got caught on each other.

[Nikita]

reiven requires chains to retain company.

[Fyrnae]

Nikita puts them on him so he can't get away from the hordes

[MortalWombat]

^ wants nikita to put chains on her, too.

[reiven]

thought unchained melody was sad for all the wrong reasons :laugh:

[MortalWombat]

;D

^ still watches barney.

[reiven]

^ watches lifetime and oxygen all day
which roughly equates to i hate all men

[Cooper]

knows this from watching

[MassHysteria]

^Has never missed a single episode of "Passions."

[Cooper]

^is stalking 'Twilight' stars for locks of their hair

[jonnyb]

^Is content in just having the same Twilight stars's toenails.

[Cooper]

^lives to make people hurl

[jonnyb]

^Lives to hurl people.

[GenessorDios]

Imagine how many stars there are in the universe, that's roughly how many pimples are on ^'s ass.

[Cooper]

shakes, rattles, and rolls......and squeeks, and pings, and....

[jonnyb]

^Has a thing for Sweet Poly Purebreed and premeditates how to off Underdog.

[Cooper]

^ has it bad for Natasha....or was that Boris?

[jonnyb]

Natasha....the dark black hair gets me time and again.

^Always wanted to get his jaw wired shut so he can put all his food in a blender.

[reiven]

^actual GlamourShots Mall photo

[jonnyb]

^Ditto, except in mall parking lot.

[reiven]

^ sent home the wearing a vest with fist-under-chin shot for mom's fridge

[Minerva]

Both reiven and jonnyb stole my silk lingerie and are wearing them under their manly lumberjack clothing, masculine scowl and stubble.

[reiven]

^ thrills at my lingerie shows :p

[jonnyb]

^Can't figure out what that 'special sauce' is in the panties he is wearing.

[reiven]

^ feigned surprise when his 'friend' demonstrated the real used for the trapeze in his living room.

[MortalWombat]

^ uses 'friends' in quotations because he doesn't know what they are.

[reiven]

^ has curious, nosey neighbors

[MortalWombat]

^ Hangs out around my doorstep, suspiciously

[reiven]

^came home dressed as a man

[MortalWombat]

^didn't realize I did that so he would think he was at the wrong house

[reiven]

^ keeps me around just to boost her post count

[MortalWombat]

^ thinks I care about my post count

[reiven]

^ juggles kittens, poorly

[MortalWombat]

^ juggles flaming puppies..well

[reiven]

^ thinks flaming puppies is a drink made from vermouth

[jonnyb]

^takes every conversation to a flamming level. *takes drag, puts out lighter*

[MortalWombat]

^ is a flaming...well, nevermind

[jonnyb]

^Put her nose to the grind stone a number of times when younger trying to become a sharper tool in the shed. Highly coincidental that she has the same nose plastic surgeon as M. Jackson.

[Wry Satyr]

Wants to be like M. Jackson and add the Elephant Man's bones to his collection.

[jonnyb]

^Eats blackheads and drinks zit juice.

[Valhalla]

Had a near life experience.

[reiven]

^ thought it was a taser, convicted of manslaughter

[MortalWombat]

^assaulted the Chuck E. Cheese's mascot

[reiven]

^washes fruit down to the pit, and then complains about losing weight.

[MortalWombat]

^ eats the pits.

[reiven]

^sniffs her pits, and then says to a bystander eTo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. smell this

[MortalWombat]

^ is a professional pitsniffer for the deodorant companies

[reiven]

when wombie was working for the DMV, she had a strict No Talking policy for people in line

[MortalWombat]

^ Sat on a stool beside me, shooting any rule violators with rubber bands

[reiven]

^ has one mnemonic devise that enables her to remember anything.
she forgot the mnemonic

[MortalWombat]

^ Can't remember his own name

[reiven]

^ work up murmuring my name

[MortalWombat]

^ has spycams in my bedroom

[reiven]

^ has a wicked sashay
or is it a saunter?

[MortalWombat]

^ Can't walk at all ;D

[GenessorDios]

A genius is what I am! thought ^ until the realization set in that a duct taped phone to the face probably wouldn't be seen by the rest of the world as such a great invention.

[reiven]

^^ thinks she's cuter in pigtails
^ thinks he's cuter in pigtails

[MortalWombat]

^ is the cutest in pigtails

[reiven]

thought tiny tim was cute.
not dickens,
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[MortalWombat]

D:
^tells lies

[reiven]

^ does yoga in front of her living room window

[MortalWombat]

^ watches in the bushes, across the street

[reiven]

^leaves envelopes in all the bushes around her house with a key inside and a note that says "use the door inside the garage"

[MortalWombat]

^ forgot about my rodent friends who are allowed entry to my home

[reiven]

if it weren't for rodents, she'd have no friends at all

[GenessorDios]

No one has the heart to tell ^ that it's not ok to bring live birds to work for lunch. I don't care if that's how you eat at home, it's just weird!

[reiven]

^ this digital Pinocchio cries himself to sleep and night saying
" daddy could make me a real boy, i know he could"

[GenessorDios]

The more I lie, the happier the fembots become :laugh:

Too bad they start off suicidal. :(

^ wears shirts as pants so he can shit through the neckhole.

[Cooper]

is the 'cup' that runneth over

[GenessorDios]

The only cups ^ has that runneth over are in his manbra.

[MortalWombat]

^ Has a thing against bras.

[cheerbear]

^uses her bras as a waterballon slingshot

[MortalWombat]

*not a rumor* ;)
haha.

^streaks in the nudie down the streets ;D

[SuperSmart101]

^Fantasizes about naked fairies

[EmmaKynikos]

thinks bras are the same as jock straps

[MortalWombat]

^ Wears a jock strap

[EmmaKynikos]

for double protection, wears a condom and a jock strap

[cheerbear]

MW uses jock straps as waterballoon slingshots as well! :laugh:

[SuperSmart101]

^Secretly believes jock straps are made for people with "physical problems."(aka herself)

[Cooper]

works at Walmart as a greeter

[MortalWombat]

got fired from said job^

[reiven]

^ believes smoking a pipe makes her look debonair.

[MortalWombat]

^ goes around, mugging hobos

[Fyrnae]

^ is one of the mugged hobos

[Cooper]

teaches mugging classes

[GouldFan]

^^Looks out for intruders when reiven mugs hobos.
^Wrote the textbook for the mugging class

[Fyrnae]

^ took the class.

[WayWatcher]

Got an A in the class.

[EmmaKynikos]

has no class

[reiven]

^does a mean rodney dangerfield, or is it roddy mcdowall ?

[EmmaKynikos]

thinks downhill tube racing is an olympic sport

[reiven]

^ is in trouble with the federal reserve for literally stretching a dollar.
those guys have no sense of humor
they also have no necks.

[EmmaKynikos]

shrieked with delight when he met hulk hogan at hulk's book signing

[MassHysteria]

^Was deeply disappointed when the Hulkster didn't like her impression of him, after she'd worked so hard on it.

[MortalWombat]

^ wanted to be the hulk when she grew up

[reiven]

^wears a sombrero to kroger

[MortalWombat]

^ dresses up like freddy kreuger on a daily basis.

[reiven]

dresses up like Dorothy, but without the red shoes.
i smiled just to make her feel better

[MortalWombat]

bought a killer pair of red heels yesterday ^

[reiven]

^ wants to play dressup with me

[MortalWombat]

^is tired of playing dress up by himself

[reiven]

^ got mad because i wouldn't share my new turquoise sequined addition

[MortalWombat]

this isn't the truth thread, reiven. ;D

^likes frolicking around in a golden curly wig.

[reiven]

^ once wrote a paper titled everything i need to know i learned from purex

[MortalWombat]

^ drinks germex for the tiny alcohol percentage

[reiven]

^ drinks maalox for the queasy feelings

[MortalWombat]

drinks xlax by the gallon

[reiven]

^deathly afraid of heights

[MortalWombat]

^ deathly afraid of mirrors

[reiven]

^ Hematophobial

[MortalWombat]

^ tries to use 'big words' to impress people

[reiven]

thinks 'contemplate' is a big word

[MortalWombat]

had to google "big words" to make that rumor

[reiven]

^ sufferes from PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

[MortalWombat]

^ thinks it's "suffering" ;)

[reiven]

^ brownshirt

[MortalWombat]

^ no shirt

[reiven]

^ no shoes

[MortalWombat]

^ no service

[reiven]

^ hasn't read about me on the bathroom stalls
WOMENS BATHROOMS !

[HereticForLife]

^ hasn't read about himself on the MEN's bathroom stalls!

[Minerva]

Heretic goes to Mass every Sunday.

[MortalWombat]

Minerva is an undercover priest.

[jonnyb]

^Hides under rocks to avoid the heat of the sun.

[reiven]

^ actual self-photo from a parade in california

[jonnyb]

^Same parade in the organizing parking lot. Bloodied his ear from a scuffle with the dairy princess.

[Fyrnae]

jonnyb swapped bodies with his dream girl in a horrific laboratory accident.

[GenessorDios]

^ is very confused about European history and fiction. She told me the other day that the Sherlock of Nottingham stole from the rich and let them eat cake.

[Fyrnae]

^ wants his relays swapping around. He appears to be malfunctioning.

[WoodsWoman]

^runs an active catering business for the local motorcycle gang. Some of her recipes have unusual ingredients.

[HereticForLife]

^ Lives in a tree, and isn't completely certain how her computer even functions.

[WoodsWoman]

^Keeps telling me I need to water my laptop... goofball.

[jonnyb]

^tried it....at least once.

[Troll]

^Gets the questions under the Snapple caps wrong all the time.

[EmmaKynikos]

washes his hands by spitting into them

[WoodsWoman]

^licks them dry for him.

[GenessorDios]

^ believe that when a picture is taken, time stops for the photographer, an artist rushes to the scene to draw the intended picture whereupon he passes it to a Photoshop expert who then renders it incredibly realistic-looking, before passing it to a computer expert who will upload the final picture into the camera. Finally, time resumes and the photographer sees the end product in the camera.

Because of this system, ^ believes taking plenty of photographs will improve the unemployment situation and keep her youthful.

[jonnyb]

^spews himself with blinker fluid when he gets excited.

[MortalWombat]

^ does the same thing

[jonnyb]

^ does the same thing ,

Too

[GenessorDios]

^ killed jonnya to get to where he is. Ironically, doesn't know that jonnyc isn't far behind.

[Fyrnae]

^ has been training jonnyc for his assassination mission. Watch this space.

[WayWatcher]

^Has been giving intel on target

[WoodsWoman]

^is the target.

[Valhalla]

Is really a ninja.

[MortalWombat]

^ is really a pirate. Yarrr.

[Cooper]

is really a gnat

[MortalWombat]

^ has fleas.

[reiven]

^ was disappointed when she went to her first flea market; she bought shoes instead