Let's Spread Rumors

[jonnyb]

^Nikita can often be found in salons braiding her chest hair into corn rows.

[Nikita]

jonnyb's body can't grow hair...he has too much estrogen, which, however, is great for breast tissue development. He's a 38JJ.

[Fyrnae]

Nikita is envious of jonnyb's man-boobs.

[jonnyb]

Hey, I have more than some of the gals I work with.

^Whilts in the hot sun.

[Fyrnae]

^ thinks this is the 'truth' thread.

[Nikita]

Fyrnae wishes this was the truth thread, because she's always had a fantasy about nursing on man boobs.

[jonnyb]

Nikita likes to slide down her own special railing that is made out of sharpened chainsaw blades.

[Nikita]

jonnyb's special "railing" was removed by court order.

[Fyrnae]

jb sharpens them for her on a weekly basis

[Nikita]

Fyrnae bribed the judge to give her jonnyb's special "railing" post-op.

[jonnyb]

^Wanted to do clown tricks and stuffed 500 feet of red scarf into her colon to pull out for the kiddies.

[Nikita]

jonnyb has a special talent that enables him to disembowel himself at freak shows and stuff it all back in before he loses consciousness.

[jonnyb]

...I see vivid mental pictures of me lassoing people with my ileum.

^Nikita suffers from a rare condition where she must regurgitate her meals.

[MortalWombat]

^Saves the regurgitation for midnight snacks.

[Fyrnae]

Reheats it for him by warming it in her mouth first

[jonnyb]

^Sneaks around waiting for the right moment to pilfer a taste.

[MortalWombat]

^ has his camcorder ready, to capture the moment so he can re-watch it over and over.

[Fyrnae]

^borrows the video to watch at every opportunity

[MassHysteria]

^Is wasting away again in Margaritaville.

[jonnyb]

^Sloggered in Everclear acres.

[Cooper]

is training for a career in port-a-potty cleaning

[jonnyb]

^Is longing for a pink flamingo toilet brush.

[Cooper]

met his last girlfriend at their family reunion

[jonnyb]

^Has to be strip searched and probed before being able to attend his family's reunion.

[Cooper]

wears pink flamingo unddies

[jonnyb]

^Cooper is known far and wide for turning out his lights, pulling the shutters and going down into his basement to light all his candles which happen to be arranged in the outline of a pink flamingo. Cooper believes that no one is privy to his pink flagingo shrine, but we all know....we all know.

[Cooper]

jonnyb is the founder of The Pink Flamingo Ranch for Gentleman, he doesn't have any customers, just himself.

[jonnyb]

^often forgets to count himself, especially when setting the table.

[Cooper]

has propossed marriage to his favorite pink lady

[jonnyb]

^Ditto

[Fyrnae]

^ is about to die for calling me a pink lady

[MortalWombat]

^ will enjoy killing jonnyb

[MassHysteria]

^ Will enjoy watching.

[Fyrnae]

^ will resurrect him when I'm done so I can do it again.

[MortalWombat]

^ knows my secret.

[MassHysteria]

^Doesn't have any secrets.

[Fyrnae]

^ knows where jonnyb went. Funny him disappearing like that.

[MassHysteria]

^Ate jonnyb.

[Fyrnae]

^ picked at the carcass

[MassHysteria]

^Made a necklace from the shiniest bones.

[Fyrnae]

^ wants to wear it to Minerva's next party.

[MassHysteria]

^Is really disappointed that nobody brought a Twister game to Minerva's beach party.

[Fyrnae]

^ doesn't know how true that is. Hypermobility = I win.

[MassHysteria]

^Thinks she would have beaten a 22-year old yoga enthusiast at Twister. Psh, Fyrn please! ;)

[Fyrnae]

^wants to watch me subluxate my shoulder so my arm extends that extra inch.

[MassHysteria]

^Wants to watch me stand in a side-to-side split six inches above the ground with my hands clasped behind my back

[Cooper]

Kills threads

[MassHysteria]

*wallows around in pain of direct hit*

^Only 139 of all his 11,000+ posts are worth reading.

[Cooper]

paid me to follow her and take photos

[MassHysteria]

^Kept half of them.

[Cooper]

collects toe jam

[MassHysteria]

^Custom-built a corner bookshelf out of Popsicle sticks and hot glue.

[Cooper]

drives a Yougo

[MassHysteria]

^Wears a helmet to mow the lawn.

[Cooper]

thinks Monoply money is real

[MassHysteria]

^Is usually that guy who makes eye contact in line at the coffee shop and says ''So... hot enough for ya?''

[Cooper]

flunked out of stewardess school

[MassHysteria]

^Most people have bodies made of 70% water... Cooper's is 70% mucus.

[SuperSmart101]

^has defecaleosiophobia

[Minerva]

Super had lots of milk this morning in the attempt to appease his defecaloesiophobia.

[MortalWombat]

^ wants to watch him "appease" his defecaloesiophobia.

[Cooper]

collects poop from zoo animals

[Fyrnae]

Collects the zoo animals themselves and takes them home for experiments.

[Cooper]

gave me the idea

[Fyrnae]

^blames me for everything

[Cooper]

Is parinoid

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is paranoid

[EmmaKynikos]

loves to misspell

[MortalWombat]

^ likes watching him misspell so she can feel better about her own intellect.

[EmmaKynikos]

had a frontal lobotomy

[MortalWombat]

^ Wishes she had one done, too.

[EmmaKynikos]

thinks astro-turf makes for lovely wall to wall carpeting

[MortalWombat]

Thinks carpet makes lovely wallpaper.

[EmmaKynikos]

thinks the south won the war

[Cooper]

doesn't know what war

[MortalWombat]

Is one of them thar yankee fellers.

[Cooper]

Voted for George Bush

[EmmaKynikos]

voted for ralph nader

[Cooper]

Cried when Sarah Palin lost

[EmmaKynikos]

thinks air conditioning is satan's invention

[Cooper]

What?! Its not!?

Tells lies to innocent dead guys

[jonnyb]

Has the greed and pestilence children under his robe.

[EmmaKynikos]

robs graves in order to steal the silk lining to make his own underwear

[Cooper]

helps

[EmmaKynikos]

wishes he found a good luck penny

[Cooper]

wishes she found my good luck 100 dollar bill

[EmmaKynikos]

wants to buy my silence with lucky $100 bill

[jonnyb]

Wears a t-shirt with the sleeves cut off that says 'Git er Done'

[Cooper]

wears furry animals on his head

[jonnyb]

^Had a coffin cradle that his mother rocked him in when an infant.

[Cooper]

is jealous

[EmmaKynikos]

when not smoking pot, sucks his thumb

[Cooper]

always sucks her thumb

[EmmaKynikos]

wears a toupee

[jonnyb]

Has an artificial beaver.

[Cooper]

is an artifical beaver

[MassHysteria]

^Is resentful of my dune-buggy.

[Cooper]

must be a vampire...

[MassHysteria]

^Is the vamp that bit me.

[Cooper]

has me confused with Bill Compton

[MassHysteria]

:loveeyes: Apparently reads girlie books and silly TV shows.

(Great, now I can add thoughts of Bill Compton to the whirlwind that is my brain tonight)

[Cooper]

is a Twilight fan

[MassHysteria]

^HAS A DEATH WISH

[Cooper]

twilight fan club president

[MassHysteria]

Oh my god. ^Is not even worth talking to.

[Cooper]

protests way too much...

[MassHysteria]

^Has big hairy Wookie legs.

[Cooper]

is still stinging from the Twilight outing

[MassHysteria]

^Covered his old Farrah Fawcett poster with the new Taylor Lautner poster.

[Cooper]

Who? Must know all the Twilight stars....

[MassHysteria]

:irked: ^Is in rare form tonight.

[jonnyb]

^Likes teenage Vampires.

[Fyrnae]

^ has been one since he was a teenager

[MortalWombat]

^ stalked him, so she would know.

[Cooper]

dances with elves, naked

[MortalWombat]

^ Dances with Fyrn, naked?

[Cooper]

< wishes (not a rumor)

[Fyrnae]

< I'll second that. (also not a rumour)

[Cooper]

Waits in line for Twilight movies

[Fyrnae]

Now two of us have you on our hit lists.

[EmmaKynikos]

thinks tricks are for kids

[MortalWombat]

is after my lucky charms.

[EmmaKynikos]

attempted to become a snake charmer, but lacked any real charm

[MortalWombat]

^Scared the snakes away.
<guilty, I have no charm.

[EmmaKynikos]

once,when auditioning for a play, threw up on own shoes

[Cooper]

terrifies small children

[jonnyb]

Still uses the electric company's song to count to twelve: 1 2 3 4 5,6 7 8 9 10,11,12. Gets lost in his number anything beyond that.

[Cooper]

Likes to play in the doctors lounge

[MassHysteria]

^Runs a halfway house for BBWs.

[jonnyb]

^Licks other people's wounds for cash.

[MassHysteria]

^Wears a coat of naked mole rats

[Cooper]

is looking for Dave

[MassHysteria]

^Is hiding Dave from me.

[Cooper]

^loves Dave

[MassHysteria]

^Is cruel for keeping my beloved Dave from me. *sniff*

[Cooper]

^wants Dave

[MassHysteria]

^Is jealous of Dave

[Cooper]

needs Dave

[MassHysteria]

^Has chosen to get me all worked up over a fictional guy named Dave, for some reason.

[Fyrnae]

Dave wants you to know that he's sorry, but he can't do that.

[Cooper]

Dave

[jonnyb]

^Hit his head quite hard and has classic 'broken record' syndrome.

[Cooper]

Daves not here, man

[jonnyb]

^ Has a little Dave in his pocket and ain't afraid to use it.

[Fyrnae]

^ wants him to use it

[jonnyb]

^makes her shoes from leftover oak toothpicks.

[MortalWombat]

^Wants Dave to just let him in, man

[Fyrnae]

^ wants Dave to stay out.

[MortalWombat]

^ Called the cops on Dave.

[Fyrnae]

^ is the actual grass.

[MortalWombat]

^ Wants to smoke me.

[Fyrnae]

Wants to be smoked

[Cooper]

rumor monger

[Fyrnae]

Look who's talking lol.

[MassHysteria]

^Preferred the sequel, ''Look Who's Talking, Too.''

[Cooper]

lives for the Twilight series

[MassHysteria]

^Is seriously about to get into a lot of trouble. :whip:

[Cooper]

^real name is Bella

[MassHysteria]

^Dead man walking

[Cooper]

will be in line for the opening on Friday...

[MassHysteria]

^Has already made custom t-shirts for both of us to wear to the cinema.

[Cooper]

Mine reads "I'm NOT with her" and hers reads "I would die if not for Twilight"

[MassHysteria]

^Is lying. His shirt reads ''Mrs. Cullen.''

[Cooper]

^must have forgot to take her meds today...

[MassHysteria]

^OoooOOOOooooOOOOoo NOW who's on the run, Mrs. Cooper Cullen?

[Cooper]

^she knows better than to skip her meds because it only makes the Twilght denial worse and it makes her point fingers at others...

[MassHysteria]

^Hid my meds because he thinks it's hilarious when I get like this.

[Cooper]

< such a rotten bastard

[MassHysteria]

^Yes indeed!

<Running for some Fourthmeal, brb

[Cooper]

^will be the last run you make if you keep eating that crap

[MassHysteria]

^Has forgotten that I never eat this stuff, but I'm having the strangest cravings today for some reason.

[Cooper]

< oops.

[MassHysteria]

*lol*

^Is wearing his underpants backwards.

[EmmaKynikos]

errs on the side of risk

[MassHysteria]

^Thinks she doesn't err at all.

[EmmaKynikos]

at graduation, tripped over her own feet, ripped her gown, revealing nothing underneath, in front of a crowd of 800.

[MortalWombat]

^ Was ready, with the camera.

[EmmaKynikos]

planned to make new friends, but joined intj-f instead

[Cooper]

does strange things to insects

[MassHysteria]

^Leaves in the first quarter to beat post-game traffic.

[Fyrnae]

^ never sleeps

[jonnyb]

^Puts square salt circles around the area she occupies.

[Fyrnae]

^ likes to confuse me with geometric impossibilities.

[jonnyb]

^Brings out the worse in a Venus flytrap.

[Fyrnae]

Mistakes Triffids for Venus flytraps. Look out behind you!

[jonnyb]

^Thinks Triffids can grow out of the cinder blocks behind me.

[Fyrnae]

^ thinks

[jonnyb]

^Puts hash marks in her desk top every time she uses 'thinks' in the rumors thread. Her goal is to make it near impossible for anyone to write atop her desk.

[Fyrnae]

jonnyb has plans for that desk. I could tell you what they were, but he'd kill me.

[jonnyb]

^Rolls sticks of butter in a bowl of sugar and then eats them.

[Winklepicker]

^Shaves his face in the morning so that the shaved letters 'j' and 'b' appear on both sides of his mandible.

[Cooper]

^is very fishy, and I don't mean strange fishy

[EmmaKynikos]

in spare time, makes beer barrels

[Winklepicker]

^Reacts to triangular, inanimate objects by throwing hatchets at them.

[MortalWombat]

^Drinks beer, by the barrel.

[Winklepicker]

^Thinks that carabiners can be cheaply replaced with velcro while rock-climbing.

[EmmaKynikos]

slow dances to 'the acid queen' while wearing a tiara

[Winklepicker]

^Collects used corn cobs after eating them and gives them to poor people.

[EmmaKynikos]

doesn't know a good idea when slapped in the face with a corn cob

[Winklepicker]

^Thinks getting children to sell their body parts is a good idea.

[MortalWombat]

thinks it would be sexy to be slapped in the face with a corncob.

[Winklepicker]

^Snuck into my room last night and read my diary.

[EmmaKynikos]

left open diary on desk with want list highlighted in yellow

[MortalWombat]

^ took notes for later

[EmmaKynikos]

acted on notes and posted event on youtube under two girls and a cup

[MortalWombat]

^ Subscribed

[EmmaKynikos]

is behind the times

[Winklepicker]

^Spends her holidays searching for a doctor who will implant a pen into her index finger.

[EmmaKynikos]

recommended a really good specialist in hong kong

[Winklepicker]

^Thinks the world thinks that the world is still flat, so is setting sail to prove otherwise this Saturday.

[EmmaKynikos]

prefers the taste of urine soak sushi

[Winklepicker]

^Invented a duvet cover made of sandpaper. No sales yet.

[EmmaKynikos]

wishes for rainbow colored wigs to come back in style

[Winklepicker]

^Is a closet tap-dancer for the times when she's sad.

[EmmaKynikos]

dropped his pants in front of the short yellow bus passing his house.

[Winklepicker]

^Erroneously associates fish folded into a jar of oil with the male gender.

[EmmaKynikos]

is a hermaphadite

[Winklepicker]

^Creates world-winning ice sculptures with only her nose.

[EmmaKynikos]

car antennae has a dead chicken head on it, which doesn't do anything for reception

[Cooper]

wears chicken bones for earrings

[MortalWombat]

Has a pointy bone through his nasal septum

[Fyrnae]

Is made entirely of snot.

[MortalWombat]

^ thinks it's sexy

[Fyrnae]

^wants me to think it's sexy

[Cooper]

^likes boxes

[Fyrnae]

Likes to put me in a box

[gestalt]

Fyrnae would like to experiment sexually. Can't make it past the getting to know you part however.

[Fyrnae]

^ has fantasies about being experimented upon

[Cooper]

Likes experiments

[Fyrnae]

Likes to experiment on me

[Cooper]

well.....yeah.

^lets me

[Fyrnae]

^ wants me

[Cooper]

^likes to talk like that hoping to embaress me

[gestalt]

Cooper doesn't know Fyrnae is a man.

[Cooper]

chases parked cars

[MortalWombat]

got run over by a parked car.

[Fyrnae]

^ was behind the wheel of aforementioned parked car

[MortalWombat]

^ talked me into doing it

[Fyrnae]

^ is easily led

[MortalWombat]

^ is very persuasive

[AnnoyingPony]

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[Cooper]

is about to get a visitor message from Mort

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper and Mort are actually multiple personalities sharing one body.

[Cooper]

has a super conductor laptop that makes snaking a breeze

[Fyrnae]

likes being snaked

[Cooper]

ditto

[GenessorDios]

^ always brags that he's the best salesman in the world because he sold an Eskimo a refrigerator, but then neglects to mention that he had to include six snowmobiles as a free gift to close the deal.

[Cooper]

has tin toes

[MortalWombat]

Has twelve ^

[AnnoyingPony]

^ has none

[MortalWombat]

^ took them