Let's Spread Rumors

[GenessorDios]

^ can't stand the animal I have become.

[Bobsama]

Thinks extremely highly of himself.

[GenessorDios]

^ tried to get the pilot for Show-sama with Bobsama and Davidsama greenlit but was turned down due to ridiculous copyright issues.

[Minerva]

GD using Bender is a copyright issue. :p

[Bobsama]

Doesn't get much sleep. ;)

[GenessorDios]

^ thinks that keeping one eye open and one eye closed counts as being half-asleep.

[Minerva]

Bender never sleeps. He doesn't have eyelids!

[GenessorDios]

^ uses binoculars to try and observe molecules.

[Minerva]

Has a molecular sized brain.

[GenessorDios]

^ keeps pestering me for Bobsama's phone number and address but I told you, I DON'T KNOW! IF YOU LIKE HIM SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HIM?!

[Bobsama]

IS a creep: he secretly lusts after me but I want nothing to do with him.

[WoodsWoman]

Cannot communicate except by typing.

[MassHysteria]

^Speaks Wookie.

[WoodsWoman]

Only pretends to be tongue tied - when twitterpated MH speaks fluent Welsh.

[MassHysteria]

^Has such a strong F, she works as a translator between two twitterpated INTJs.

[WoodsWoman]

^thinks that is a rumor! Oh, my!

[reiven]

^has a degree in twitterpathology

[WoodsWoman]

^was the best teacher in that program.

[Bobsama]

Surpassed her professors.

[MassHysteria]

^Was kinda turned on by the Incredible Mr. Limpet.

[Cooper]

^collects toe jam

[Valhalla]

Emulates Sandokan and auditioned for Siegfried and Roy's show in Vegas as Coop, shoots a tiger through a hoop. Still doesn't understand why he was never hired. The mc hammer trousers he'd made out of his own curtains really brought out the colour of his eyes.

[Minerva]

Val does not wear pants, or skirts or any bottoms for that matter.

[Valhalla]

Minerva would like to wear a skirt but has no bottom, unfortunately.

[Cooper]

^is afraid of water slides

[Minerva]

Cooper is hydrophobic.

[Cooper]

^Minerva, according to the grapevine, snorts powered sugar

[Minerva]

Cooper just wants to know what makes me so damn sweet!

[Bobsama]

Has already sent me a taste. :p

[Minerva]

Bob is addicted to sweet things. You're gonna get diabetes!

[Bobsama]

Is going to make sure I get diabetes one way or another.

[Minerva]

Can't control his own appetites!

[Bobsama]

Is a wonderful chef.

[Minerva]

Is going to get really fat...

[Bobsama]

Is planning to kill me with high blood pressure.

[Minerva]

Is worth lots of money... He was enamored enough with me to leave me 12 million USD in his will.

[Eye on Earth]

Swallowed his Ipod while walking down the street.

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Bought a new bed and can't do a thing with it!

[Minerva]

Tried to extract said iPod to sell on the streets!

[Bobsama]

Stole the music on said iPod.

[Minerva]

Gave me the music willingly!

[Eye on Earth]

Covered her ears because the music sucked!

[Bobsama]

Doesn't know the first thing about good music.

[Minerva]

Knows lots of good first things...

[Bobsama]

Wants to be have more on her hand than in her purse.

[Minerva]

Wants to get into my purse.

[Bobsama]

^^wants me to get into her panties.

[Minerva]

Wants me to not wear panties when I visit him.

[Bobsama]

Wants to sexercise.

[Minerva]

Wants to try out the theory that sex with me is a cure all!

[Bobsama]

Want's to create a new generation.

[Minerva]

Wishes desperately that I choose him to help me with that.

[Bobsama]

is aroused by the thought.

[Minerva]

Is really hard on himself...

[Bobsama]

Is wetter than leaving the shower.

[Minerva]

Wants to dry me off, but not with a towel...

[Bobsama]

Wants me to enjoy being cleaned.

[Minerva]

Badly wants me to do as he is fantasizing.

[Bobsama]

Wants to be all tied up.

[Minerva]

Wants me to submit. I NEVER will!

[Bobsama]

REALLY wants to submit.

[Minerva]

Keeps saying that to reassure himself. He knows that in the end he will be dominated!

[Caedus]

used to make voodoo dolls when she was a child

[tzeqin]

^ is voodoo shaman for his day job; but moonlights as a drummer in an emo/indie band at night

[reiven]

^ started juggling three beanie babies when she was 8.
by 10 she could keep two apples, an orange and a pear in the air.
these days, if it's not burning, she doesn't bother trying to juggle it.

[Minerva]

Enjoys burning other people's houses down.

[WoodsWoman]

^is not a real person - exists only on INTJforum.

[Minerva]

^also a figment of INTJf's larger than life imagination.

[Bobsama]

Yesterday, had a bad day on the farm

[Minerva]

Wished he was there with me so he could help me get through this bad time.

[Bobsama]

Wishes I was, so I could have helped clean a lot.

[Minerva]

Bob's idea of cleaning involves being with me in my shower.

[Bobsama]

Invited me in.

[Minerva]

Threatened to take me my life if I didn't.

[Bobsama]

Exaggerates.

[Minerva]

He does the same thing when it comes to his size and how talented he is! :p

[Bobsama]

Doesn't know that feeling seeing is believing.

[Minerva]

:charming: Always uses a pump!

[Bobsama]

On you. :p

[Minerva]

Bob is getting ahead of himself. I never even consented to be his consort and he wants to use a milk pump on me... Wait aren't DD breasts big enough? :p

[Bobsama]

:p Wants to be getting tongue

[Minerva]

Ummm... that is what you want.

[Distance]

Minerva still sleeps with her blankie! :p

[Bobsama]

Sleeps with a cat.

[Minerva]

Wants to sleep with besides Minerva.

[Fyrnae]

^ wants to get a room

[Minerva]

^doesn't need a room. Out in the woods is good enough!

*Good evening Lady Leaf, how are you?*

[Bobsama]

Wants to a good tongue lashing nap.

[Minerva]

Wants to tire me out in the hope that we could take a nap together.

[Bobsama]

Wants to tire herself with my notable assistance.

[Minerva]

Notable? Wishes he could accomplish such a thing. He just wants to get me unconscious so that he could have his way with me!

[reiven]

^ has over 20 kids

[Minerva]

^has fertility drugs to sell. Wants me to submit a testimonial about how great the drugs work.

[reiven]

^ set up 18,250 pinwheels as a mini-windfarm experiment but had no way to capture the energy.
she left them up because they were pretty.

[Minerva]

^his idea of generating renewable energy is having thousands of hamster running on wheels.

[reiven]

every saturday, minerva goes to Payless Shoe Source, tries on about 60 pair of shoes, and purposely mixes the sizes when she puts them back in the boxes. she usually buys one pair to ease her guilt.

[Minerva]

Every Sunday morning reiven puts on his Gollum body so that people would feel sorry for him. Then as he slowly walks down the street faking the fact that he is weak and feeble, he keeps his eye out for well endowed ladies. When he approaches them he fakes a collapse and grabs on to certain assets. This is how he can feel women up without being accused of being a pervert.

[reiven]

minerva is a 45 year old Scandinavian architect and male stripper .

[Minerva]

reiven is jealous of my gorgeous stripper body. He paid top dollar to see my dance too!

[reiven]

minerva dresses up like a dallas cowboy cheerleader and goes to the mall on saturdays for attention

[Minerva]

reiven is always in the mall on Saturdays with a portable fan. He loves it when the wind picks my short skirt up.

[reiven]

^ sang happy birthday mr president to me, but it wasn't my birthday :(

[Minerva]

Was disappointed when I did not jump out of a cake in lingerie at the beginning of that little number.

[reiven]

it wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't at the church picnic

[Minerva]

^thinks the the entire congregation is going to heaven.

[reiven]

^eats cardboard

[Minerva]

^has lice and crabs (not the kind you eat).

[reiven]

^ wraps her feet each night to keep them tiny

[Minerva]

rieven thinks that foot binding is hot!

[reiven]

^ puts chili on her waffles

[Minerva]

^doesn't know that chilli is not hot enough for me. He puts ice cream on his.

[reiven]

^ wants to add a fire hydrant to the monopoly game tokens

[Cooper]

^follows the wrong state's laws and only bathes once a year

[reiven]

cooper wears dark glasses and walks with a cane when he has jack in a harness

[Cooper]

^ Skinman eats toe jam, so I hear....

[reiven]

cooper wants to be a naval reservist

[Cooper]

skinman does the unthinkable with what he finds in his nose.....I've seen the film footage

[WayWatcher]

^ Filmed the footage and is now wanting to market the "Alien Nasal Autopsy" DVD

[reiven]

WayWatcher is what Fyrnae calls herself when she wears jack boots and a mark hammil wig. she thought she could get away with posting under that name, but we're onto you.

[Bobsama]

Cnat' speill.

[Minerva]

Has only two words in his vocabulary... One is Minerva and the other is lust.

[Bobsama]

Wants nothing more than to jump my bones

[Minerva]

Wants to bone me into oblivion.

[Bobsama]

Likes my knob the best.

[Minerva]

Thinks I want a knob when I need a sword.

[Bobsama]

Wants a big blunt sword.

[Minerva]

Hopes I accept his. But shouldn't swords be sharp?

[Bobsama]

Would you really want a sharpened sword?

[Minerva]

Doesn't know that I need a sharp mind.

[Bobsama]

Knows that you have (and need) that and more.

[Minerva]

Wishes he could read my mind.

[Bobsama]

Wants to write my mind.

[Minerva]

Wants me to get into his mind and get frisky in there.

[Bobsama]

Is quite frisky herself.

[Minerva]

Is known as Captain Obvious to all his friends. ;)

[Bobsama]

Wants more.

[Minerva]

Needs more.

[Bobsama]

Doesn't have as much stamina.

[Minerva]

Does't have any at all! ;)

[Bobsama]

Is overloaded by me.

[Minerva]

Wants to load me up.

[Bobsama]

Wants to watch "Dr. Strangelove."

[Minerva]

Wants to give me a bombing good time.

[MassHysteria]

^Has never seen ''Dr. Strangelove.''

[EmmaKynikos]

while walking through the cafeteria, slipped on a banana peel that one of the cheerleaders through on the floor. the good news is, that while sliding across the cafeteria to shrieks of laughter from the gathered crowd, was able to sing 'happy birthday' to the school's principal.

[Cooper]

sings 'When the Saints Come Marching In" while, well....you know.

[EmmaKynikos]

thinks the moon landing is a conspiracy and didn't actually happen

[Cooper]

Believes that reindeer really can fly

[EmmaKynikos]

serves alpo for sunday dinner

[Cooper]

Always asks for seconds

[WoodsWoman]

^shot JFK.

[Cooper]

^steals car tags to send to collecters

[WoodsWoman]

^paid me handsomely to do it.

[Cooper]

^can't keep a secret

[WoodsWoman]

^raises cats to feed his dogs.

[Cooper]

^feeds dogs to raise her cats

[Synapse]

^Feeds pet barracuda from the dogs that he raises.

[Valhalla]

Doesn't drink alcohol.

[Cooper]

Drinks nothing but...

[Synapse]

^Drinks ferret urine because he believes it will increase his virility.

[Cooper]

drinks his own...self contained

[Valhalla]

Is a fan of Michael Moore.

[Synapse]

^Is a fan of L. Ron Hubbard.

[Cooper]

^is a fan of Rush Limbaugh

[Fyrnae]

Is a fan. At least he serves a purpose by helping me to keep my cool.

[ptrout]

^secretly likes being in the kitchen making sammichs.

[Valhalla]

Emulates Johnny Depp in "Sweeney Todd", but confused Sweeney with the other cutter and accidentally glued secateurs to his fingers.

[reiven]

^ has 26 now 29 cats, none of which are spayed.

[Cooper]

^is spayed

[Fyrnae]

^ would know

[Thirdie]

^ would want to know

[Cooper]

^ want more video cameras

[Thirdie]

^ is featured in the next tabloid of my making

[Cooper]

^will pay me hansomely....

[Thirdie]

^ is trying to rob me of my pennies but I filmed him killing yet another person.

[Cooper]

^has not read my blog....I have never been caught.

[ptrout]

^is using his blog as a pyramid scheme.

[EmmaKynikos]

was a contestant and lost on 'wheel of fortune'

[Thirdie]

^ ^ is pyramidhead. ( D: )
^ has been seen dancing for Cooper behind Fyr's back.

[Fyrnae]

^ still likes to watch

[Cooper]

^smokes her leaf

[Thirdie]

^ ^ agrees to EmmaKynikos dancing for Cooper.
^ says Fyr smokes weed.

[Cooper]

^that is a fake green contact....so I hear

[MassHysteria]

^Jack the Ripper's lesser-known cousin, Pete the Thumper.

[Thirdie]

^ knows Pete since childhood and is fond of his company.

[Fyrnae]

^ will not show left eye because it isn't there, and this is a glass one.

[Cooper]

^wants to be attacked....hang on, I'll go get my weed eater...

[Thirdie]

^ will couplate with the weed provider to get weed for free.

[Fyrnae]

^mugs him on the way home

[Thirdie]

^ doesn't know that I am putting some weed in Coop's and her house as home deodorant.

[Cooper]

^is a weed dealer.....has nice selection of dandylions, horses tail, crabgrass

[Fyrnae]

^wants to whack them with the weed-whacker

[Thirdie]

^ has whipped Coop using my weeds. Now I know where they went D:

[Fyrnae]

^ filmed it for posterity.

[Thirdie]

^ liked the exposure out of it.

[Cooper]

^whats to whip someone with weeds

[Thirdie]

^ is getting it wrong: I make whips because Fyr demands it, because you demand it.

[reiven]

thirdie is actually alfonse gertaux, a collector and distributor of classical works of art.
his studio is on the left bank of the seine

[Fyrnae]

^ is carrying a deadly plague

[Thirdie]

^ is affected by said plague.

[WayWatcher]

Invented said plauge in a secret lab in order to take over the world.

[Thirdie]

^ has exposed me, though (s)he was working with me on it so... (s)he merely exposed (him/her)self as well.

[Cooper]

^sexually confused and confusing

[jonnyb]

Smokes pine needles when he runs out of cigarettes.

[Cooper]

needs a larger coffin due to beer intake

[MassHysteria]

^Was bitten by a werewolf.

[jonnyb]

^Bitter from overburdening school crosswalk ociffers.

[Cooper]

^has a dream to sell coffins to vampires

[ptrout]

Coop is a vegan

[reiven]

^ still thinks that :p is an invitation to cunnilingus

[Cooper]

^just found out it is

[MassHysteria]

^Imagines a 1960s sitcom laugh track playing over every joke he makes.

[Cooper]

^ mass brain damage from thinking

[MassHysteria]

^Giggles incessantly at his computer until well into the night.

[Cooper]

^somehow forgot this is the 'rumors' thread

[jonnyb]

^Use to drill holes through the walls in all the adjacent apartments he lived in to pump stink bomb gas in to drive the residents away. He just doesn't care much for neighbors.

[Cooper]

^moved out of the cemetary for the same reason

[jonnyb]

^ Offers his expert services to mummify small animals to the public.

[Cooper]

^roasts hotdogs with a unsound machine

[reiven]

^walks around singing
life is just a fantasy
can you live this fantasy life?
in Swahili (had to make it a rumor) :laugh:

[GenessorDios]

^ tried to get NIST to accept 'tonth' as a unit equivalent to a tenth of a ton.

[boldbidder]

^ believes the Superman crest he wears under his clothes on his V-neck makes him super strong.

[MassHysteria]

Chief of Police in Bizarro World^

[boldbidder]

^ Has wanted to blow up the Golden Gate Bridge since s/he was a little girl.

[GenessorDios]

^ got revenge on a mean high school bully by pouring melted wax all over and in between her hair while she was asleep in class. It took five months for hair to start regrowing.

[MassHysteria]

^Sits around the house all day and thinks of new ways to be awful.

[Cooper]

^is obsessed with Monte Python

[GenessorDios]

^^ is always engaged in something awful (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[Cooper]

^thinks that FOX info is exciting......poor, poor boy

[Fyrnae]

^ thinks he'll get away with it. It rebounds, ya know.

[Cooper]

^loves it

[Fyrnae]

^hates making me blush

[Cooper]

^hates that I make her blush

[Fyrnae]

^is not in for it tomorrow

[Cooper]

^is a major hard ass....major

[Fyrnae]

^ isn't

[jonnyb]

^Is hoping some overzealous lumberjacks don't cut her in two to count the rings and determine her true age. Happy birthday, it must be great to be thirty-five.

[reiven]

it must be great to be thirty-five.
again and again and again and again :p

johnnyb used a ratchet-strap to tie his foot behind his leg so he could strap on a prosthetic and race against the amputees. he came in 7th in a field of nine.
that means he cheated two deserving people. :(

[Fyrnae]

^ supplied the prosthetic & bet his life savings on jb.

[jonnyb]

^Continues to claim that if my prosthetic was made from ash, I would have won.

[reiven]

^^ drank way too much at england's version of the bearded clam last night. she actually brought a lampshade from home for her hey y'all, watch this dance

[Fyrnae]

^was there in secret & came home with the barmaid's knickers on his head.

[jonnyb]

^The barmaids madame and made a few pounds off of Reiven last night.

[reiven]

FyrNaE once chained herself to a telephone pole to keep it from being cut down. it made the local papers.

[Fyrnae]

^ wielded the chainsaw. It was a photo shoot for the cover of 'Anarchists Unite' magazine.

[jonnyb]

^^Reiven thinks newspapers are made from telephone poles.

^Fyrnae bookmarked the online story as a protest move to convince people to go all digital.

[reiven]

silly man. everyone knows newspapers are made from recycled puppies.

johnnyb was featured on the cover of remodel magazine. that same issue carried his article on how to maintain your new staple gun

[Cooper]

^was first 'streaker'

[reiven]

^yelled "don' look ethel !", but it was too late.

[Cooper]

^pines for Amy

[reiven]

has a tree in his yard with a knothole @ 30 inches off the ground...named amy