Let's Spread Rumors

[Cooper]

^drinks milkshakes with a straw.....in her nose

[Fyrnae]

Confuses me with those who use straws

[Cooper]

^strawman!!

[Fyrnae]

^ completely uninteresting

[Cooper]

^heart breaker, soul stealer, ego crusher, toe stomper, hand smacker, arm pincher, hair pucker, head flicker, chest thumper......and all the other ones I can't think of...er

[GenessorDios]

^ showers with bleach and gargles with softener. He's too lazy to buy separate washing liquids for his clothes and his body.

[jonnyb]

^sprays on Rhino Lining for sunscreen.

[GenessorDios]

^ spends three hours every morning getting the snakes into the right position with his StiffIt! gel.

[jonnyb]

^Spends same amount of time getting his antenna in place with spray on enzyte. Say hi to Bob next time you go to his pool party.

[GenessorDios]

^ crushes up DVDs and snorts it because he thinks it will let him see the movie quicker.

[Valhalla]

Crushes his dates and is very cheap because he thinks it will get him more quicker.

[GenessorDios]

^ systematically sends love letters addressed 'To Whom It May Concern' to houses in her state, hoping for a reply.

[Valhalla]

Is very sad because everybody gets a letter, but him.

[GenessorDios]

^ didn't realize that moving her watch's time forward didn't bring her into the future until her dad told her. She went for McDonald's after.

[Bobsama]

Continues changing the time on his watch in a vain attempt to time-travel.

[GenessorDios]

^ listens to music exclusively through a set of $15 earphones that he cranks up and hangs by his ears.

[Valhalla]

Listens to Yoko Ono's music. With really good speakers. Yah.

[GenessorDios]

^ is so concerned about the cleanliness of her shoes that such is her footwear configuration:

1. Socks
2. Shoes
3. Socks
4. Cling film
5. Ziploc bag
6. Aluminium foil
7. Shoes (three sizes bigger)
8. Wrapping paper

[Valhalla]

Obviously has not seen Valhalla's killer heels.

[ptrout]

Uses afro sheen to keep rust free

[GenessorDios]

^ has HIV. It stands for Happiness In Virginity though. The glaring oversight that led to such a naming convention requires at least seven years to get through the red tape. Meanwhile, all those business cards were already made and sent out....

[Valhalla]

Reads comic version of classical novels in order to bluff his way through at social gatherings.

[GenessorDios]

(Lies! Lies and slander! I don't attend social gatherings!)

^ waited until she thought no one was looking, then grabbed a kitten at the pet store and uttered the following filth:

"Aww, you're sho cuuute! I'm gonna hug you, and squeeze you, and love you, and feed you, and make you my very bestest friend in the who-o-o-ole world!"

[Valhalla]

(Lies! Lies and slander! I don't attend social gatherings!)

^ waited until she thought no one was looking, then grabbed a kitten at the pet store and uttered the following filth:

"Aww, you're sho cuuute! I'm gonna hug you, and squeeze you, and love you, and feed you, and make you my very bestest friend in the who-o-o-ole world!"

Ehm.....talking to your imaginary enemies counts.


Now, this is the bloody limit. I.Am.Not.A.Cat.Person. I always get mistaken for a cat person :irked:


Eats cats. And was Paris Hilton's chihuahua.

[GenessorDios]

(Tasty, but hairballs are a big issue.)

^'s innermost fantasy is to live like a housecat for a day, where she can sleep for 17 hours, drink milk out of a saucer and eat table scraps, after which she'd jump on her owner's lap to be petted and stroked for the remaining 5 hours. And you can bet she'd be purring the whole way.

[Valhalla]

GD wants to be the milk.

[GenessorDios]

^ rappelled down the White House with special forces, led them through the building all sneaky-like, clearing out terrorists flawlessly on the way, only to shriek at the sight of a spider and result in the head terrorist panicking and executing the president.

[Valhalla]

Became an alcoholic since he'd been reading too many magazines who recommended this for the modern metrosexual male. It shows they have depth, intensity, as well as high bills for monthly replacement of the furniture.

[GenessorDios]

^ is a rare breed of considerate prank callers. She sends people money after calling them.

[Valhalla]

Sends Valhalla heaps of money, but alas......Monopoly money doesn't impress her.

[Nikita]

Valhalla is very easily impressed by any legal currency.

[ptrout]

Nikita is even more impressed by illegal currency.

[Nikita]

ptrout likes to stare at burning garbage...it's a metaphor for his life.

[ptrout]

Nikita is still pondering her options; people as currency or currency as people.

[Nikita]

ptrout believes that people's only worth lies in their dollar value, and gives gifts accordingly.

[ptrout]

Nikita apparent sense of spontaneity, is due to her obsessive planning of the day, and running every possible scenarios through her head while she stays awake at night.

[Fyrnae]

^ regularly cuts himself. One day a few drops ended up in the glass of water next to him and that's how he got his avatar.

[Minerva]

Afraid of water.

[Bobsama]

Afraid of clothes

[Minerva]

Gave me that phobia for his own gain.

[Bobsama]

Regularly takes advantage of Bob

[Minerva]

Always makes advances towards me.

[Bobsama]

Leaves me no choice.

[Minerva]

Don't want or need choices or alternatives when I am around.

[Bobsama]

Doesn't need coherent thoughts when I'm around.

[Minerva]

Can't think straight when I am present.

[Bobsama]

Is a lot of fun to rile up.

[Minerva]

Is only fun when he has been enticed up.

[Bobsama]

Wants to be the only one to entice me.

[Minerva]

Has already been seduced.

[Bobsama]

In multiple ways, all by me.

[Minerva]

Wants me to do multiple favours for him.

[Bobsama]

Wants to do said favours for me, and knows I'll reciprocate.

[Minerva]

Bob wants to reciprocate me... He thinks he can be the dominant one.

[Bobsama]

Really, really wants to be dominated again.

[Minerva]

Really, really wants to get below me.

[Bobsama]

Really, really wants it.

[Minerva]

Really, really needs it!

[Bobsama]

really, really needs me to need it

[Minerva]

Desperately wants me to give in to his advances.

[Bobsama]

Can't stand to say "no" to me.

[Cooper]

^doesn't have room money

[Minerva]

^doesn't have any money!

[WoodsWoman]

^is going to debtor's prison.

[MassHysteria]

^Can't even afford to go to debter's prison alone. Had to find a roommate.

[Minerva]

^is playing the game threads from prison... Knows the warden.

[WoodsWoman]

^is the warden.

[Minerva]

^is the best behaved criminal that ever was.

[MassHysteria]

^Made good friends with the K-9 unit in the back seat on the way to jail.

[Minerva]

^wants to know my secret... It is called Scooby snacks.

[Bobsama]

Eats Scooby-snacks. :(

[Minerva]

Wants to be Scooby.

[Bobsama]

Wants to be Velma Dinkley.

[Minerva]

Wants me to be Velma. He thinks girls in glasses are HOT!

[MassHysteria]

Doesn't realize that girls in glasses ARE hot.

[Minerva]

Must wear glasses... What is wrong with contacts?

[Bobsama]

Thinks Velma is extremely hot.

[Minerva]

Doesn't seem to get that I am heterosexual... Hoping for a threesome?

[Bobsama]

Might kill me if I said it sounds like fun. I don't think it'll ever happen; do you?

[Minerva]

Is going to fantasize about threesomes tonight...

[Bobsama]

Is going to fantasize about activities in a barn loft tonight...

[Minerva]

How could I? Bob didn't do his job.

[Bobsama]

Forgets the events of just a few hours ago.

[Minerva]

^slept through the "events" and is remembering his dreams.

[Bobsama]

"slept" through the events, too, if you know what I mean.:wiseguy:

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[Minerva]

Wants to be Drew Carey when he grows up.

[Bobsama]

Finally knows what I mean, if you know what I mean.

[Minerva]

Doesn't know that I don't know what he means. I just smile and nod. :p

[Bobsama]

Hasn't watched Whose Line enough.

[Minerva]

Has a crush on Ryan who has big shoes...

[Bobsama]

In fact, found the entire clip hilarious and is just angry that she didn't know about it before. :p

[Cooper]

I heard Bob uses fish for deoderant

[Minerva]

Cooper thinks that Fish is the name of the new Ocean Scent inspired Axe.

[Bobsama]

Is obsessed with body-washing.

[buttbuttmcgutt]

also wonders why minerva always picks extremely seductive avatars.

[Bobsama]

Doesn't want to know the last two one has been for me. :p

[Minerva]

Bob really believes that^. How very sad.

[Bobsama]

Sent a lighter version to Bob's PM box. ;)

[GenessorDios]

^ & ^^ are hoaxes perpetrated upon the INTJf community. I have in my hand recently uncovered documents proving that the entities at both their IP addresses have failed the Turing Test. This is just a sick prank and when I find out who's behind it, boy are they in for some harsh words.

[Cooper]

I heard that GD pops his own top..a lot

[GenessorDios]

^ is dying to pull that lever to reveal....

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[Cooper]

^wrote that episode

[GenessorDios]

^ is a stick in the mud with a stick in the mud.

[Nikita]

GD wears a flamboyant Pucci scarf with every ensemble.

[Bobsama]

Is actually Lolita.

[Nikita]

Bobsama applies literary character descriptions to everyone he meets.

[ptrout]

Scouts third world countries for Brad and Angelina.

[Nikita]

ptrout wrote Brangelina a sob story letter begging them to adopt him.

[ptrout]

No ones has ever seen Nik in a dress, she only wears one during a kill mission, and when she in front of a mirror alone at home, locked in a secure bathroom at night with windows closed.

[Valhalla]

Gone fishing.

[Nikita]

Valhalla lacks the ability to form complete sentences...this is a result of the involuntary lobotomy.

[Valhalla]

Nikita was never taught to distinguish between a complete and incomplete sentence, which isn't strange when you grow up on the steppes as the last descendant of a tribe of trannies that gives guys' names to girls.

[WayWatcher]

^ Is an expert at strangling bunnies

[Cooper]

^I heard WayWatcher can't watch and weigh at the same time

(that was so very lame...just nevermind)

[Valhalla]

Cooper's mascara's running.

[Cooper]

^ From what I hear, Val likes to take her wabbit to fancy restaurants and sit in a romanticly dark corner..

[Valhalla]

After borrowing 'How to serve man' from Cooper.

[ptrout]

Eats hard cardies with traps

[Valhalla]

Offers hard candy to little bunnies in the field.

[Cooper]

^wrote the words to "Come on Barbie, lets go party"

[ptrout]

Cooper is a toy poodle when the moon is full.

[Bobsama]

Chases inanimate objects.

[Valhalla]

Smokes the grinded sole of a Doc Martens shoe believing it's first class weed.

[Bobsama]

Trips on sugar pills.

[ptrout]

Bobsama is always disappointed when his escort doesn't stick around to cuddle.

[Cooper]

^phish trout...

[Bobsama]

Is an axe-murderer.

[EmmaKynikos]

has a hearing problem

[GenessorDios]

When ^ was a gangstress back in the day, she was so poor that she had to perform walk-by shootings. Also she could only afford nerf guns and had to collect the rounds after firing them. She never told anyone that her near-100% kill rate was due to her stringent selection of hemophiliac, diabetic, cancer-ridden, wheelchair-bound supercentenarian women as her targets.

[EmmaKynikos]

is a robot of few words

[GenessorDios]

^ cuts through her enemies like melted butter; in other words, she is incapable of causing them any harm. Why she even bothers to carry that sword around is beyond me. Anyone who's met her for more than a minute knows she couldn't hurt a fly. I mean, who ever heard of a person who was so deathly afraid of just a damn fly, like seriously?

[Bobsama]

Is a robot of very few meaningful words.

[reiven]

^ stole a camera from his sister and now insists that it's his.
she offered to trade the camera for the far-left set of headphones, but bob insists he has need for all three pair.

[Cooper]

^I heard that reiven scratchs his butt, then smell his finger

[GenessorDios]

^ specializes in daylight robbery, mostly overcharging a couple of cents when cars fill up then taking the extra money. People like him are underappreciated in the organized crime community.

[Eye on Earth]

Keeps a vibrator hidden behind his left eye.

[GenessorDios]

^ has not yet achieved his lifelong dream of pogo stick jumping on the wing of an airplane throughout the entire journey. He claims it's due to all the red tape.

[Bobsama]

Had tried to take over the world. Unfortunately for him, he was caught and submitted to a complete reprogramming following shock therapy.

[GenessorDios]

^ lies to his friends about his age. Says he's 16 when a cross section of his arm clearly reveals 35 rings.

[perefalc]

^hates the Wizard of Oz due to being teased as a child and called "Tinman"

[Bobsama]

Wears Ultrashitty headphones.

Seriously: is what headphones if your avatar wearing, pere?

[GenessorDios]

When ^ was in school, he was the most popular guy within his clique of two. The other guy was a corpse who, through a data error, was still registered.

[reiven]

^'s father, ironically named geppettough, finally grew tired of benny's ceaseless whining about the frailty of his limbs and the weakness of his organs. geppettough was a special contractor for nasa, and used access to the nasa parts warehouse to rebuild young benny into the bender that we know today.

one unforeseen consequence of the operation; with each false statement, benders digital manhood grew smaller, such that he can no longer reproduce.

[GenessorDios]

^ swabbed for DNA samples on his cap for a paternity test. It turns out he's the father of a cow, some dust mites, a Burberry owl and strangely enough, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst.

[reiven]

^ coined the phrase
i enjoy solitary walks by the beach, good friends, and an ice cold diet coke

[GenessorDios]

^ hired an overweight lady for her musical services before officially retiring.

[jonnyb]

^Orgasms only when magnets get involved.

[reiven]

^ told the plastic surgeon
i'll keep the boobs, but these snakes are annoying as hell

[GenessorDios]

^ photoshopped his avatar picture. The clue is subtle but kick-yourself obvious once you figure it out. Gray skies in the back but sun on his arm. Dead giveaway.

[reiven]

^ has a consuming fear of the color green.
he doesn't go out much this time of year.

[Bobsama]

Plays in a men's rugby league.

[GenessorDios]

^ went to space camp and was devastated to find that it was not, in fact, an outdoors adventure on the moon.

[Bobsama]

Never breathes--he's a robot for Christ's sake! :p

[GenessorDios]

^ wanted to emulate a spa at home, couldn't find cucumbers so he put sliced onions over his eyes instead.

[zibber]

owns 10,000 Pikachu dolls

[jonnyb]

^Mother made him give away his 10000 Pikachu dolls to make room for the new toys.

[ptrout]

^Runs a tots for toys program.

[jonnyb]

^Always wondered why Captain Kirk didn't pull more practicle jokes using the transporter beam to transport a wad of molten lava onto the laps of his contemporaries.

[reiven]

^ owns a tick ranch

[jonnyb]

^Is my trick ranch's #1 contract worker.

[reiven]

^ continues to draw around the circumference of a circle in his desk with a #2 pencil to prove he can etch out hole. 54 months of (near) daily effort, still no success.

[jonnyb]

*Looks across school room at Reiven*

I knew it

*sees Reiven picking another crusty wad of chewed chewing gum from under his desk and popping it in his mouth.

[Cooper]

^I heard jonnyb picks his nose

[reiven]

^ took out 7" of wire from a spiral notebook and used it to saw across the edge of his desk until it was nearly red hot in the center. he then folded it it in half so the hot part was at the tip and touched it to jonnyb's ear, causing a blister.

[Cooper]

^looked on with delight

[jonnyb]

^Ended up eating the wire....won't say how though. Also twisted a rubber band really tight and let it go in Reiven's pubic hairs.

[MassHysteria]

^Doesn't trust the Gorton's Fisherman.

[jonnyb]

^Got tangled up in Gorton's nets back in her mermaid days. Scales got stipped clean off and had to walk ever since.

[MassHysteria]

^Made up that ridiculous story to disguise the fact that he stole my scales.

[jonnyb]

I am a Libra and need all the scales I can get.

^Constantly jumps off of the Golden Gat Bridge hoping her scales will come back so she can return to the aquatic lifestyle.

[EmmaKynikos]

wonders who's sorry now

[jonnyb]

^Kicks people with snake hair when their down.

[Valhalla]

Isn't really a Libra.

[reiven]

^ was a personal assistant to maurice day, until she no longer had the time

[EmmaKynikos]

on his way to church, reiven stepped on burning bush and put out the fire

[reiven]

emma brings her own cocktails for communion

[EmmaKynikos]

out of force of habit dresses like a nun on holy days

[Valhalla]

Is a country and western singer, but unable to get the Southern accent straight, gets booed by audiences for singing soppies with a Mid Atlantic accent.

[jonnyb]

^Listens to country/western

[Minerva]

jb listens to Sad Songs that can make him cry.

[Bobsama]

Is a little minx.

[Minerva]

Bob thinks that this is the Let's all be honest and tell the whole truth tread (after swearing on a Bible)

[Bobsama]

:p Abhors the thought of revealing all.

[Minerva]

Wants me to reveal all... the same thing everyday... *yawn*

[Bobsama]

May do so, but not in a public forum.

[Minerva]

Bob has a I want to do unspeakable things in public fetish.

[Bobsama]

Likes retreating to a private room.

[Minerva]

Is begging me to let him into my private room as well into other things.

[Bobsama]

Cries in joy at the thought.

[Minerva]

Cries in unhappiness and frustration because I told him NO!

[Bobsama]

;)

Wants to host a virtual party.

[Minerva]

Again... Bob thinks that this is the truth thread.

[Bobsama]

<_< Doesn't know that a rumor always starts with a seed of truth.

[Minerva]

Is unaware how big that particular seed was. It is written in my blog!

[Bobsama]

Has proven my statement; rumors start with a seed of truth. That one just happened to be the seed of a Coco de Mer.

[Minerva]

Likes trying on women's lingerie.

[Bobsama]

Lies every once in a while. ;)

[Minerva]

Always tells the truth :rolleyes:

[Bobsama]

Is as honest as President Bush Abe Lincoln.

[Minerva]

Wants to be the President of the US when he grows up, if he grows up.

[Bobsama]

Likes making sly threats. :p

[Minerva]

Is absolutely afraid of me!

[Bobsama]

Wants to slyly tell me why she would kill me.

[Minerva]

Yes, Bob is right... he lacks the finger length, the stamina and the technique! (for basketball *lol*)

[Bobsama]

Is too tall to play basketball... with toddlers.

[Minerva]

Doesn't know that I don't care for basketball.

[Bobsama]

Is 5'6" tall, +/- 12".

[Minerva]

Bob is only 2 inches long. Good luck finding a woman who will overlook that!

[Bobsama]

Often mistakes width for length.

[reiven]

failed to pull a vendor permit for his lemonade stand

[Bobsama]

Doesn't know that my stand was grandfathered in.

[Minerva]

Bob wishes he came from old money.

[Bobsama]

Prefers cats to dogs.

[Minerva]

Thinks everyone is him. Wakes up every morning and the first thing he says is "Come kitty!"

[reiven]

^ believes the way to a man's heart is through his sternum

[Minerva]

Reiven has never tasted my cooking!

[Bobsama]

Usually receives a standing ovation.

[Minerva]

^wants me to go into ovulation.

[Bobsama]

Wants a sprog.

[Minerva]

Wants me to birth his sprog!

[Bobsama]

Actually means "sprogs".

[Minerva]

Also wants to repopulate the entire world with his sprogs.

[GenessorDios]

^^ wipes his nose with 1 dollar bills, his forehead with 5s, his armpits with 50s and his kitchen sink with 100s.

^^ doesn't know why he's so deep in debt.

^^ is a fiscally irresponsible individual.

^^ really needs to take some lessons in personal finance.

^^ should seek psychological help before it's too late.

[Minerva]

GD is trying to get me to stop playing with Bob.

Bender, how much are you worth? ;)

[GenessorDios]

^ tried to inject six types of dye into her femoral artery to "have rainbow blood flowing through my body!".

[Bobsama]

Prefers designer motor-oils to generic brands, despite being broke.

[Minerva]

Doesn't realize that quality is better than quantity!

[Bobsama]

Definitely likes my quality.

[GenessorDios]

^ was hired by The Daily Show as a writer, then fired when he got lazy and wanted them to rename it The Fortnightly Show.

[Minerva]

Is going away for a fortnight.

[Bobsama]

Loves when I actively assist her study.

[Minerva]

Thinks that I can't get to new heights high grades without his help.

[Bobsama]

Likes using strikeout whenever possible.

[Minerva]

Will get really depressed if he strikes out with me.

[Bobsama]

knows I can hit anything within in the strikezone and some out of it.

[Minerva]

Is overconfident with his pitching aiming abilities.

[Bobsama]

Is pitching me a home run.

[Minerva]

Is pitching a tent for camping. :p

[Bobsama]

is VERY impressed by the tent.

[Minerva]

Is under the impression that I like camping! I need hot water baths everyday!!

[Bobsama]

would love If I gave her a sponge-bath.

[Minerva]

Wants me to join him in the shower.

[Bobsama]

Is very observational.

[Minerva]

Wants to observe everything about me.

[Bobsama]

Wants me to observe every bit of her.

[GenessorDios]

^ desperately wants to show off his punnilingus skills.

[Minerva]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Bender should be a stand up comedian!

[Bobsama]

Is in love with animals. :p

[Minerva]

Wants to be an animal.

[Bobsama]

Is an animal in the sack.