Let's Spread Rumors

[Bobsama]

Is missing Bob severely.

[Minerva]

^expects me to confess that which is not true!

[Bobsama]

Is lying through her... fingertips.

[Minerva]

^badly wants my fingertips against his lips.

[Bobsama]

Badly wants her fingertips against other bits.

[Minerva]

Wants his fingertips on my... You figure out the last word to that line. ;)

[Bobsama]

Wants everyone to take a guess as to the meaning of that line.

[Minerva]

Already knows the ending and it is rated R. *lol*

[Bobsama]

Is mistaken; the rating is NOT "R"--it's NC17.

[Minerva]

Is so very bad... which is so very good! :p

[Bobsama]

Has been making Bob smile for the past few hours, and mistook this for the Banned thread.

[Minerva]

^thinks that I am smoking hot!

[Bobsama]

Is flattered.

[Minerva]

^thinks very highly of himself. Self praise is no praise!

[Bobsama]

Praises Bob often.

[Minerva]

Bob has such vivid fantasy about me that he can't tell fantasy from reality.

[Bobsama]

Bob's fantasies about Minerva pale in comparison to the reverse.

[Minerva]

^lacks experience.

[Bobsama]

is very creative

[Minerva]

^loves my brand of creativity.

[Bobsama]

Is infatuated with showing how creative she is. :p

[Minerva]

^is infatuated with me.

[Bobsama]

Has been asking for the attention.

[Minerva]

^is begging for my immediate attention.

[Bobsama]

Won't let Bob ignore her. :p

[Minerva]

^is a begging puppy! How could I ignore that?

[Bobsama]

Wants to be dominated by me.

[Minerva]

Dominated by a puppy? Is trying his best to make me laugh.

[Bobsama]

Is more like a kitten than a lioness.

[Minerva]

Has never seen me angry...

[Bobsama]

Forgets that dynamite comes in small packages.

[Minerva]

Is constantly thinking about my package.

[Bobsama]

Wants to see my package for herself.

[Minerva]

Wishes I was in his room with him.

*maybe I do, maybe I don't..*

[jonnyb]

^Transfers her wishes onto others.

[Bobsama]

Min: Wishes I was in her bed with her.
Jon: Ninja's for fun and profit

[Minerva]

Bob has a really wild imagination.

[Bobsama]

Minerva makes Bob's imagination a reality.

[Minerva]

Bob likes making me smile... among other things...

[Bobsama]

Doesn't want other people to know what those "other" responses are.

[Cooper]

^Bob was once known as 'Skip'

[Minerva]

Bob thinks this is a private space.

COOPER WUZ UP?

[Bobsama]

Minerva is secretly an exhibitionist.

[Minerva]

Bob is a nudist.

[Bobsama]

Is also a voyeur.

[jonnyb]

^ & ^^ Would make wonderful babies together.

[Bobsama]

Was ninja'd.

[Minerva]

Is a fan of Naruto

[Bobsama]

Is a fan of Dragon Ball Z.

[Minerva]

Secretly reads romance novels.

[Bobsama]

Isn't married yet has a secret stash of "housewife porn".

[Minerva]

Bob wants to be the delivery man who helps me put porn ideas into action.

[Bobsama]

Has a muse.

[Minerva]

^wants to be my pool boy

[Bobsama]

Would be impressed by me in a speedo.

[Minerva]

^wants me in a bikini when he is in a speedo.

[Bobsama]

would be REALLY impressed by me in a speedo.

[Minerva]

^wants me topless.

[Bobsama]

Wants to be topless.

[Minerva]

^ is hoping that is true.

*only for you ;)*

[Bobsama]

wants to play strip-poker with Bob.

[Minerva]

Bob wants to lose so I can see this package he's been talking about.

[Bobsama]

Minerva wants to win for bragging rights and to see Bob bear all.

[Minerva]

Bob must be the son of a very influential man and so is my next blackmail victim.

[Bobsama]

Has an message in her inbox about how great Bob is at Poker. ;D

[Minerva]

Is overconfident... I am good at Poker as well. I have the stoic ISFJ poker face. You, Bob will never know what I have or what I am thinking.

[Bobsama]

Is overestimating her poker skills. :p We'll have to play, sometime.

[Fyrnae]

^changed his avatar because the old one wasn't an iceberg or a glacier but was actually a frozen block of effluence dropped out of an aeroplane.

[Valhalla]

Wanted to be a folk singer but found out it took more than not washing your hair for a week and wearing woolen socks in sandals.

[Fyrnae]

Thinks I did not succeed in my folk-singing aspirations.

[jonnyb]

^Although she always claimed that she was a folk singer when folk singing wasn't cool, she gave up precisely one month prior to when folk singing became cool. She could have been somebody. Also too bad that she got back into the biz one month after folk singing became un-cool.

[Fyrnae]

Doesn't actually know why I never went professional. Is highly disappointed because he not only wanted to collect all my albums, he wanted to be my groupie as well.

My 89% 'I' could be a clue there.

[GenessorDios]

^ keeps wondering why people who want shorter hair don't just pull the hair in from the inside of their skulls, then pull it back out when they want long hair.

Incidentally, she was laughed out when she applied for medical school.

[Valhalla]

Wanted to do the robotic version of manliness: sledgehammer at a junk yard. However, since being this little bend bot who could only sing songs, became a coffee machine for the owner.

[GenessorDios]

^'s left arm is slowly being chewed off by Mr Bun in an attempt to escape but her resilience has kept her holding on for nearly seven years now.

[Valhalla]

Thinks the bunny's name is Mr Bun because that was his nickname in elementary school.

[GenessorDios]

^ is a form of punctuation.

Valhalla is pissed at the world for not figuring out that she can't lower her gun or the dog collar around her neck will tighten. That damn Jigsaw....

[Fyrnae]

^ set up the scenario and blamed it on the Jigsaw.

[Valhalla]

Thinks Jigsaw actually exists......muahahahahaha!

[Fyrnae]

Thinks Santa actually exists and wishes with all her heart that he brings her some bullets for her gun this Christmas.

[Minerva]

{{{Lady Spring}}}

Thinks everyone with a gun is Nikita.

[Fyrnae]

{{{Min}}}

Thinks the goddess of wisdom would really run around with a hot iron in one hand and clutching her clothes to herself with the other one.

[Minerva]

Thinks that Aphrodite didn't teach me some tricks!

It is all a ploy to make the men do all the work. I tell them that if they do all the chores, I will flash them! *lol*

[Bobsama]

Imagined meeting Aphrodite.

[Fyrnae]

^ would rather meet Persephone

[Bobsama]

Is more like Demeter.

[Fyrnae]

^ pretends to be Hades in his spare time

[Bobsama]

Can't decide if she prefers to be Minthe or Leuce.

[Minerva]

^wants to be the first man to capture's Minerva's fancy!

[Bobsama]

Wants Bob to be Hephaestus.

[Fyrnae]

never speaks of himself in the third person

[Bobsama]

Has a secret desire to refer to herself in the Third Person.

Fyrnae says, "Fyrnae is lookin' good today!"

[Minerva]

^is hilarious this morning!

[Bobsama]

Is hilarious more than just in the morning.

[Fyrnae]

Everything's hilarious to Bob since he downed that bottle of pure LSD.

[Bobsama]

's avatar makes someone tripping sick.

[Fyrnae]

^ is rude to goddesses.

[Bobsama]

scared a mere mortal into a bad trip

[Fyrnae]

^ wouldn't be the first

[Bobsama]

is planning on doing it again.

[Fyrnae]

^ wants to be on the receiving end again

[Bobsama]

has bought another phial of LSD and plans to drug all the poor bastard's food.

[Fyrnae]

Plans on swapping plates with me when my back is turned. One of my faerie minions told me so.

[Bobsama]

Has enslaved the Fay.

[Fyrnae]

^doesn't know they are my willing companions. What's that behind you with a nasty-looking piece of flint?

[Bobsama]

Is using mind-control on the Fay.

Oh, you mean that ninja?

[GenessorDios]

^ eats lollipop and paprika sandwiches because he wants to turn into a girl. He still hasn't found the 'everything nice' ingredient yet though, so all that's happened is his hair growing abnormally long.

[Fyrnae]

*lols at mind image: faerie ninjas*

^^ thinks people can mind-control the faeries when it's the other way around.

[GenessorDios]

^ is sizing up the forest she is standing in to decide whether or not she should raze it to the ground. The flora has been pretty arrogant as of late and need to be shown who's boss.

[Fyrnae]

Wants to start the fire

[Bobsama]

Fails to alert Smokey Bear to the potential forest fire.

[GenessorDios]

^ has been lurking in INTJf for more than a year to find a potential stalkee. Now he's throwing a bash to celebrate his success!

[Bobsama]

is late to the party.

[Fyrnae]

said he sent out the invites but only sent out one to the stalkee.

[GenessorDios]

^ is sailing away after setting an open course for the virgin sea.

[Bobsama]

fyr: direly hopes she's kidnapped for the party. :p
gd: can't swim.

That reminds me of a friend's party a few years back. It was his grad party. We grabbed a roll of duct tape and a car and drove to a friend's house. Knocking politely, we asked his mother for the friend to come to the door. When he arrived, we stuck a piece of duct tape over his mouth and carried him out, in full view of his mother.

[GenessorDios]

^'s strategy during Nascar races is to fill the entire track with thick, black smoke so no one can see what's going on, then just wait at the finish line and claim victory after an hour. No one can understand why he has such a crappy car even with all his millions.

[Nikita]

GD's flatulence produces black smoke sufficient to block the view of a security camera for up to 20 minutes a fart. He's a favorite of many a jewel thief.

[Fyrnae]

^collects samples and sends them off for development as biological weapons

[Bobsama]

^starts a chain reaction that leaves millions with liquefied lungs.

[Minerva]

^gave her the keys to the Nuclear reactor and instructions on how to cause a meltdown.

[Bobsama]

Doesn't stop me.

[Minerva]

Doesn't want me to stop him... He wants to go all the way.

[Bobsama]

Goes all the way.

[Minerva]

^wants a piece of the Promise Land.

[Bobsama]

Gives the entire promise land.

[Minerva]

Doesn't know that the Promise Land comes at an extremely high price.

[Bobsama]

Freedom is that price. :p

[Fyrnae]

^thinks he is William Wallace

[Minerva]

^had a crush on Mel Gibson as a teenager.

[Bobsama]

Banned for not realizing I'm a Swiss mercenary, not a Scottish knight.

Min: Realizes I'm Swiss and thus awesome. :p

[Minerva]

Banned for not telling me this sooner!

*You just got 10 hot points*

[Bobsama]

;) In fact, gave a lot more than 10 "hot points".

[Minerva]

Banned for having a smoking hot mind!

[Bobsama]

Banned for falling over yourself at my attractiveness.

[Nikita]

Minerva and Bobsama are so wrapped up in their INTJf cybersex that they've been banning each other in the Let's Spread Rumors thread.

[Bobsama]

Nikita doesn't recognize rumors of punishment.

[Minerva]

Nikita is jealous and has no sense of humour.

[Nikita]

Minerva and Bobsama are trying, ineffectively, to be crafty in their defensive maneuvers.

[Minerva]

Nikita does not realize that both Bob and I don't need to be defensive.

[Nikita]

Minerva is a lady who doth protest too much.

[Minerva]

Nikita protests everything and so will die an old maid!

J/K

[Nikita]

Minerva is the future cat lady of Amsterdam.

[Bobsama]

has mistaken the identity of the future cat lady of amsterdam

[Nikita]

Bobsama is right...he's the future cat lady of Amsterdam, which, of course, makes him a future candidate for sex change surgery.

[Minerva]

Nikita already had her surgery... those breasts are fake.

[Nikita]

Minerva just wants an excuse to touch them.

[Minerva]

Nikita doesn't know that my breasts are real and larger than her fake ones... The men love them!

[Nikita]

*adjusts the binoculars* What Minerva doesn't know won't hurt her.

[Minerva]

Enjoys spying on women... Is really a man masquerading as a woman on INTJf.

[Nikita]

Minerva has plans to test that theory.

[Bobsama]

Is a dedicated stalker.

[Minerva]

Bob has been stalking me since he joined INTJf.

[Nikita]

Minerva is the creator of the "I Want a Stalker!" Fan Club.

[Bobsama]

is a card-carrying member of the "I Want a Stalker!" fan club.

[Nikita]

Bobsama keeps leaving his cards under my windowsill.

[Minerva]

Nikita once stood on a windowsill and shouted: "I'm gonna jump! I swear it!" Too bad it the windowsill was on the first floor.

[Valhalla]

Minerva wanted to drown herself in the bathtub over unrequited love. She started by eating herself into a sugarcoma since she wasn't very good with alcohol, but forgot to let the water run. When she woke up she had gained a stone and got stuck in the tub. All of this happened in the third grade, talk about creating drama.

[ptrout]

Valhalla is really the bunny in the pic above, as for the girl, if things get too hot, she'll take the heat.

[Minerva]

Valhalla doesn't know her MBTI descriptions very well. She thinks an ISFJ is the same as an ESFJ or an ESFP...

*The day I create drama would be the day I die when other people would be creating drama over my death*

[Bobsama]

It would be really sad if Minerva died. :(

[Minerva]

Bob doesn't know that I won't die without meeting him at least once for a romantic weekend in Paris.

[Fyrnae]

Bob pretends to have emotions.

Min never snakes me.

Both of them hate each other.

[TypeINTJ]

Valhalla is really the bunny in the pic above

maybe the bunny is the last mimzy ! and Valhalla doesn't want to leave it to go to the future dooming all humanity and creating a rupture in space time fabric and ... Yeah, I really don't know how to do this, will go back to the more serious threads :p

[Minerva]

TYPE!!!! HOW ARE YOU?

Type must be an angel, I don't have any dirt on him! :p

[Bobsama]

Is fantastic at... stuff.

[ptrout]

Type doesn't have any dirt on him, cause Minerva hasn't had her way with him, yet...yet

[TypeINTJ]

An angel :blush:, I shower everyday thats why there is no dirt on me ! :p

[Minerva]

Ptrout wishes he was next in line.

@Type: Pffffffft! Type does not believe in getting dirty. Has a OCD about keeping things clean!

[TypeINTJ]

Type doesn't have any dirt on him, cause Minerva hasn't had her way with him, yet...yet

Because ISFJ's don't do it like that :p

@Type: Pffffffft! Type does not believe in getting dirty. Has a OCD about keeping things clean!

I blame humanity's low standards :laugh:

[Valhalla]

Type implies others on this thread *do* know how to play the rumours game. Type has a very positive outlook, I doubt he's the type he says he is.

[TypeINTJ]

Valhalla has killed mimzy and now feels guilty about it, hence projecting said guilt on me by questioning my psychological type validity when she should be questioning her own humanity, why, why, why did you kill it, we are doomed :cry:

[Valhalla]

Type ate too much Chinese food and now mistakes indigestion for compassion. Ah those fortune cookies.....

[Bobsama]

Can't wait until Mimzy dies.

[Fyrnae]

Val is desperate to come folk-singing with me.

[plotthickens]

Val has HORRIBLE burps. Really stinky. Holy great googly moogly. Something is wrong with those tubes!!!

Fyrn, on the other hand, is absolutely drooling to come shovel manure with me. Can't wait. Shivering with excitement even.

[TypeINTJ]

Type ate too much Chinese food and now mistakes indigestion for compassion. Ah those fortune cookies.....

Valhalla is jealous I cook my own food and never eat out, and is a robot who wants to end humanity :borg:

Can't wait until Mimzy dies.

Bobsama is really an alien from another planet in our galaxy wanting to end humans because we have the potential to rule the universe ( if we survive this century ! ) :alien:

Valhalla & Bobsama formed an alliance to end humanity, but one of them will kill the other at the end :popcorn:

[Valhalla]

Type doesn't know he is a robot descendant himself, his chip makes him believe he actually has an anatomy other than titanium. He was sent to Earth in his cute little blue/red/lilac space shuttle as a sleeper.

Plot suffers from delusions, mistaking her toothbrush for a toilet brush.

Fyr wants me to become her sidekick in folk singing and now projects her wishes onto me.

[Fyrnae]

Some carry tunes in buckets, but Val carries hers on a stretcher. I've had to turn her down twice.

[Valhalla]

Fyr is really infamous since she wanted authenticity in her performances, hence the deer skin and blue dye on her face. Eventually, her shows made the conquest of Britain look like a Morris dance.

[TypeINTJ]

Valhalla doesn't know that she is an outdated versions of the robots they sent, she's infected with all sorts of viruses, her software has actually gone schizophrenic and doesn't process anything properly, she is also abandoned because they discovered that humans were a hopeless case not worth the work ( they were short sighted, humans will get back at them later ), & that my cuteness is overpowering her A.I. :p

[Valhalla]

Type suffers from the mumps, which he never had as a child. Side effect is a possible delirium to be inferred from rather peculiar choice of words.

[Fyrnae]

Val keeps shooting at me, as in her own delirium she thinks it's hunting season.

[plotthickens]

Val looks HORRIBLE in ruby, sapphire, emerald, etc. Can't wear jewel tones at all. Hideous. *sad face for Val's disability*

Fyrn, on the other hand, is desperate for a tripod but can't figure out how to work one. ;)

[TypeINTJ]

Valhalla is jealous of my vocabulary & peculiar choice of words :p

[Valhalla]

Fyr knows not I only rumour the ones I like.

Plot doesn't know I needn't wear the colouring to have the jewelry.

Type conspires with Plot to post one after another to blind me with their colouring. Ouch!

[Fyrnae]

Val's aim is permanently off ever since being blinded here.

[TypeINTJ]

Valhalla told me there was a cake at the end of our play date, but, the cake is a lie ! :p

[Valhalla]

Followed the crumbs to get to the cake, only to find Type mumbling with his mouth full. His aim definitely wasn't off.

[TypeINTJ]

Valhalla was seen once at forum addicts anonymous meeting once, said she wish she could quit INTJforum and have her life under control, then opened her laptop and posted about it here !

[Minerva]

Type is my type. ;)

[Bobsama]

Is a flirt.

[Valhalla]

Type was too honest in his MBTI analysis. Had to go into hiding eventually, donning a fake beard to avoid being recognized. Got mistaken for a ZZ top member and now he cannot shake the bikers off who are giving him bear hugs and offer him beer.Lukewarm beer, that is.

*going to sleep now. g'night*

---------- Post added 06-02-2010 at 04:11 PM ----------

Bobsama, that's not a rumour.


*g'night Bob and Min*

[Bobsama]

<_< You're correct.



Wants to climb into bed with Min.

[TypeINTJ]

Bobsama is jealous of me & Minerva, eats his heart out :p

[Minerva]

Bob doesn't know that I have someone else for that position.

Type can't keep a secret!

[Bobsama]

Can't tell a lie. :p

[Minerva]

Likes me and my body to be honest.

[TypeINTJ]

Minerva stole gum from the store the other day because she didn't have change before her date with me :p

[Bobsama]

Is a bit creepy.

[Minerva]

Type forgot to say that he stole my purse to go through it to know me better.

Bob is well informed! :p

[TypeINTJ]

Bobsama thinks he's a building full of people, just weird !

[Bobsama]

Min: Wants me to beat Type up for stealing her purse.

Type: Stole Minerva's purse!:irked:

[TypeINTJ]

" he stole my purse to go through it to know me better " I couldn't help it, I love bags, Minerva watches cartoons before going to sleep so the closet monster would go away after being bored out of his head !

[Minerva]

Bob thinks violence is the only way. :nono: It isn't!

Type is afraid of the Boogeyman and has weird fetishes!

[TypeINTJ]

Bobsama is very possessive, needs therapy :p

[Minerva]

Type is blind... Can't you see why he is so possessive over me?

[Bobsama]

Needs me to be possessive over her.

[TypeINTJ]

Minerva keeps having more plastic surgery everyday that she needs to change her avatars just to keep up with her looks, maybe she's hiding an evil twisted past !

[Minerva]

Bob needs me!

Type has my mind confused with his!

[TypeINTJ]

Bobsama is delusional and in serious need of help :p

[ptrout]

@nerva Walks around town with 2 pence hat gesturing at lil boys, "would you like to see what I got underneath me......"

@TYPE, walk around the north pole lost, with a working compass

[Bobsama]

Is very insightful.

[Minerva]

ptrout has been caught in a dry spell for years now. No woman wants him. No woman can stand him!

[TypeINTJ]

Bobsama can't handle my cute avatar stare and is falling for me :p

[ptrout]

nerva write that everynight in her journal as she cries herself to sleep.

[Bobsama]

Has a girly avatar.

[TypeINTJ]

Bobsama is suppressing his true emotions :p
ptrout fantasies about Minerva crying ;D

[Minerva]

ptrout goes to bed and wakes up to cry because only in his dreams can he get a woman.

[ptrout]

TYPE makes fantasies come true for 2.99 a minute, and the first minute is free

[Bobsama]

Min: Is once again very insightful. Wants to submit to me again.
Ptrout: A frequent caller.

[Minerva]

Bob wants to have me in his dungeon again... but I have better plans for the bedroom! ;)

[TypeINTJ]

Bobsama changed his last statement because it made him truly uncomfortable about his true emotions towards my avatar ;D
ptrout is speaking the truth, he called me :p

[ptrout]

Bob has type phone tapped so he can have it for free. Stalker!!!

[TypeINTJ]

Bob wants to have me in his dungeon again... but I have better plans for the bedroom! ;)

Is inviting me instead of you because I am Bi therefore not boring :p

[Bobsama]

Min: Wants to have her cake and eat it too.
Type: Is lying to cover ptrout's bluff.

[Minerva]

Bob wants to have my cake, especially the white icing!

[TypeINTJ]

Bobsama is insecure, again I repeat, needs therapy, or to call me, I offer help too :p

[Bobsama]

Min: Gives me her delicious....
Type: Is about to get dropped (off) at a drag queen contest.

[ptrout]

Bosama is admiral Ackbar... he smells a trap.

[TypeINTJ]

Type: Is about to get dropped (off) at a drag queen contest.

:laugh:, Nice !

Bobsama can't really handle Bi people, barely handles real women like Minerva

[Minerva]

Bob is going crazy with lust right now.

[Bobsama]

Knows said lust is focused on herself.

[ptrout]

Nerva's plan A was to the last woman on earth.....

now on plan B, she plans to be the wearer of the last watch, either way center of attention here we come

@BOB, lives in the 3 windows from the left 2nd floor, his avatar is deceiving

[TypeINTJ]

Bobsama can't handle a threesome, I am not leaving your room !

[Minerva]

Ptrout wants me so bad it hurts!

[Bobsama]

Wants ptrout to be hurt. :stunned: Minerva is advocating violence!

[ptrout]

Nerva cant' get what she wants, but certainly gets what she needs.

[Minerva]

Bob wants me so bad the pain is excruciating.

[ptrout]

Nerva is Bobsama..dun dun dun

[TypeINTJ]

Minerva isn't really a geologist, because they aren't as exciting

[Bobsama]

Min: Thinks it hurts so good!

[TypeINTJ]

Bobsama, Minerva, & ptrout need release, I am leaving, watching sex & the city until you're done !

[Fyrnae]

Bob thinks Bi = transvestite.

[Minerva]

Type is unaware that Bob's and my game is better than Sex and the City.

[Bobsama]

Already wants to write a book about said game.

[Cooper]

^has multible pairs of hearing aides

[Bobsama]

mistakes $759 (MSRP) in hi-fi headphones for hearing aides.

[Cooper]

^is putty in Lady M's hands

[Fyrnae]

^ thinks this is the truth thread