Let's Spread Rumors

[Cooper]

^makes a killer wabbit cake

[reiven]

val stole fingernail polish from a department store on a bet. to win the bet, she had to leave the store with at least 20 bottles; she got 32.

[Cooper]

^skinman sweet talked her out of his favorite colors, and she will paint his nails for him

[Valhalla]

^makes a killer wabbit cake

Is really a blond haired, blue eyed boy from Orange County, whose nickname is Carrot:dyed his hair green.

Reiven stole the dye from the department store.

[reiven]

cooper was walking barefoot through his house and caught a toenail on the door jamb, pulling the nail loose. he reattached it with superglue, but it didn't take.

[Valhalla]

^skinman sweet talked her out of his favorite colors, and she will paint his nails for him

After he has painted Cooper's nails as next step towards a cooler image with more depth to it. Next step, registering on the internet as an exotic, dark......oops.

[Cooper]

(nails work better on 'door' jambs then superglue, however, I have no clue what a 'rood' jamb is)

^ Skinman wishes he had toe nail instead of claws, then he could wear socks

[Valhalla]

Wears a sock over his head every time he visits the bank.

[Cooper]

^it not allowed to use the drive thru at fast food places because she always tells them its a 'to go' order

[Valhalla]

Has pectoral implants.

[Cooper]

^has butt implants

[Minerva]

^plants weed in his back yard.

[Valhalla]

Has a necklace made of kidney stones and lipstick made from a whale's placenta.

[Cooper]

^is working to improve her aim by shooting at rubber duckies in her neighbors tub.

[Minerva]

Valhalla was playing the telephone game... The necklace of is made from the frozen tears of angels and the lipstick is made from the blood of a demon.

Val desperately wishes she had friends in such high and low places as I do.

[Valhalla]

^is working to improve her aim by shooting at rubber duckies in her neighbors tub.

Sitting in his tub when all of a sudden his ducks deflate. Feels very aggravated over this for now he has to pretend his electric toothbrush is a duckie.

---------- Post added 05-29-2010 at 03:47 PM ----------

Valhalla was playing the telephone game... The necklace of is made from the frozen tears of angels and the lipstick is made from the blood of a demon.

Val desperately wishes she had friends in such high and low places as I do.

The gypsy also told her it had magical powers and only rich guys would ask her out from now.

[reiven]

when she was 12, val built a tree house

[Minerva]

Val, you just made me smile! Quite a few rich men have asked me out.

Val desperately wants to know my secrets because she secretly wants to become a trophy wife!

[reiven]

minerva had to sleep on a cot last night because her folks rented out her old room to an architecture engineering firm based in chicago.

[Minerva]

Although reiven heard some details, his hearing is abysmally bad.

I shared my room with the CEO of an architecture engineering firm. He was like what he controlled... firm in an architecturally and engineeringly way!

*LOL! LOL*

[Fyrnae]

^ humble & meek

[MassHysteria]

^Doesn't know what ''humble'' and ''meek'' mean.

[Fyrnae]

^ is going to climb that bridge and jump

[MassHysteria]

^Promised to catch me.

[Fyrnae]

^ believes everything she's told. Thinks all faeries are nice, for example

[WayWatcher]

^ Has listening devices hidden in the tips of each antler in order to listen in on wrongdoers and foil their sneaky plans in even sneaker ways

[Fyrnae]

^ constantly blows my cover

*shh!*

[GenessorDios]

Like a deer version of Pinocchio, ^'s antlers grow when she's been fibbing. Here we see her after she's spoken to a hallful of children about Santa, the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy.

[Dimitri]

GenessorDios poaches half women half deer. Look out!

[GenessorDios]

^ is hard at work trying to genetically create the perfect typist. He hasn't yet decided if it should have 19 fingers each on 2 hands or 7 fingers each on 6.

[jonnyb]

^Gets so excited, he short circuits at the sight of a toaster.

[Cooper]

^needs that helmet 'cuz of what he's smokin'

[jonnyb]

^Replaced his drain with a garbage disposal in his shower for some odd reason.

[Cooper]

^collects butterflies, to stuff

[jonnyb]

^Is going to post 'dug lint out of my navel' next in the Pass me by thread.

[Cooper]

^most likely has done that already, just didn't post it

[jonnyb]

^ Only wears his underwear once and then donates them to the homless shelter.

[Cooper]

^waits for me to bring them in so he can make sure he is the one that gets them

[Minerva]

Likes to point fingers at puddings.

[Fyrnae]

^^ makes them extra nasty just for jonnyb.

Is soon to have her snakiness removed

[Valhalla]

Is a member of a polka band.

[Minerva]

wears polka dots regularly

[Cooper]

^has polka dots tatooed on her butt

[Minerva]

^is an arse man.

[Cooper]

^thinks thats a rumor...

[Minerva]

^is also a breast man!

[Valhalla]

Likes to breastfeed breast men.

[Cooper]

^oh boy.....

[reiven]

^^ believes she has recreated the gordian knot

^ says "hey yall, watch this" a lot

[Minerva]

Val is unhappy that I am getting some and she isn't.

[reiven]

minerva thinks gettin some is a euphemism for traffic violations

[GenessorDios]

^ robs the same bank he has an account in, on the 12th of every month like clockwork. He doesn't even wear a disguise other than the cap. The police and bank manager find him so adorable that they close the bank for that day and keep only his money within reach, so he robs the same amount of cash that he deposits. It's been six years and he still hasn't figured out why he can't make millions after so many successful jobs.

[Minerva]

Has an imagination that rivals that of the INTP!

[Valhalla]

^ robs the same bank he has an account in, on the 12th of every month like clockwork. He doesn't even wear a disguise other than the cap. The police and bank manager find him so adorable that they close the bank for that day and keep only his money within reach, so he robs the same amount of cash that he deposits. It's been six years and he still hasn't figured out why he can't make millions after so many successful jobs.



Visits the knitting club and doing so does wear a sock over his head.

[GenessorDios]

^'s gun has a little flag that says "Will work for bunny food" that pops out when she pulls the trigger.

[Valhalla]

Press the button on top of GD's head.

[GenessorDios]

I'm a little bend-bot,
short and stout.
I'm completely clueless
what life is about

^ bought the existential version of GD.

[WayWatcher]

^Is now classed as a UFO and buzzed by jet fighters whenever he flies round in his Superbot shiny suit.

[Minerva]

Broke a certain Jedi Law and was stripped of all powers.

[AnnoyingPony]

Minerva is actually a Vulcan.

[Cooper]

^hang out at fish bars

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper follows me to the fish bars. Creep.

[MassHysteria]

^Knows the way to the next whiskey bar. Don't ask why.

[AnnoyingPony]

MassHysteria once drugged me and took me to every whiskey bar in the world, ever. And THAT'S why I know the location of every single one.

[Minerva]

^is a drunk sailor.

[Fyrnae]

^greets drunk sailors at the docks

*hi!*

[Minerva]

Helps me keep them at bay while I telephone the police

*hello*

[Fyrnae]

^ overestimtes my ability to fend off the ravenous hordes

[WayWatcher]

Underestimates the power of her 'deathstare'

[Minerva]

Way likes her death stare since she protects him from all his enemies. Poor guy, he can't fend for himself!

Lady Spring acts like a damsel in distress but can kick anyone's butt. Her Marine bf taught her how!

[Valhalla]

Luke Banwatcher uses the f-word a awful lot.

Minerva is a snake.

[Minerva]

Doesn't know that the f-word is flawless which describes me pretty well!

[Valhalla]

Feeling isn't flawless, obviously wants to impose her warped worldview on others, along with her rapid change of avatars.

[Fyrnae]

^ is emo in her spare time

[Minerva]

^has a great sense of people!

[Fyrnae]

^ is buying the stairway to heaven & needs your donations

[Minerva]

^just needs donations.

[Valhalla]

Finds out the stairway to heaven and Jacob's ladder aren't really the same thing. Oh that sensing function......

[Fyrnae]

^ will soon need an organ donation

[Valhalla]

Wants to sell an organ for not being able to play it.

[Bobsama]

^^Is actually a pacifist.

[Minerva]

Sells organs on the black market.

[Bobsama]

Is Bobsama's organ dealer of choice.

[Minerva]

^is only interested in my body... What a jerk!

[MassHysteria]

^Takes everything REALLY personally. Sooooo...... SF of you.

[Minerva]

Wishes that she was a SF!

[MassHysteria]

^Just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Bobsama]

^Has sexy shoulders...

[Minerva]

Likes his women older and more experienced than he is. As much as 4 times his age.

[MassHysteria]

^What she lacks in age, she makes up for in experience. What she lacks in talent, she makes up for in luck.

[Bobsama]

Likes his women older and more experienced than he is. As much as 4 times his age.

You truly are cruel. :p My age max is actually 30 for casual. :p


@Mass:
^What she lacks in age, she makes up in talent. What she lacks in talent, she makes up in determination. What she lacks in determination, he makes up in liquor.

[Minerva]

Fantasizes regularly about being beaten to a bloody pulp by a strong SJ woman! :p

[Bobsama]

Fantasizes regularly about an INTJ fanatsizing about being beaten to a bloody pulp by a strong SJ woman, forgetting that a strong INTJ man would only allow said strong SJ woman to beat him if he trusted her.

[Minerva]

Doesn't know that I fantasize about INTJ men doing other things. :mellow:

Hahahahaha!

[Bobsama]

Wants to find out more about one INTJ man in particular.

:p

[Minerva]

Does not know that I am an INTJ magnet. Why settle for one? ;)

[Bobsama]

Thinks she's hot enough to get multiple men.

[Minerva]

Bob obviously does not know me... I am hot enough to get multiple men... Ask some of the guys here on INTJf! :mellow:

[Bobsama]

Wants me to join her harem.

[Minerva]

Is currently fighting to become the next king of my harem.

[Bobsama]

Is getting worked up at the thought of a harem.

[Minerva]

^doesn't know that I can't get worked up over something that has been in existence for many months

[Synapse]

^Wants to join my female-only fight league.

[Minerva]

^wants me to be his Queen!

[Synapse]

^Secretly a dominatrix.

[Minerva]

^isn't aware that ^ that is no secret!

Likes... loves dominatrix.

[jonnyb]

^Now I know who mailed me those handcuffs.

[Cooper]

^so loves those hand cuffs

[Minerva]

^likes his handcuffs covered in velvet.

[jonnyb]

^forgot to mail the keys. I still get strange looks when I go out of my home.

[Minerva]

Said he did not want the keys

[Bobsama]

Likes seeing men (and women?) in humiliating situations.

[Minerva]

I can't deny that^!

You're next on the list, Bob-chan... :evil:

[jonnyb]

^Keeps hit lists and holds grudges.

[Cooper]

^suddenly grew snakes and tits

[Minerva]

I am going to leave that one alone... Sounds like a hermaphrodite to me!

[jonnyb]

^at least we all know Min cleans house at least once in a while.

[Minerva]

^was cleaned out by his last girlfriend.

[jonnyb]

If you can't beat them, grow tits and snake hair and join them.

^Has to be the madame of the x-girlfriend cleaner outers....I know it.

[Minerva]

^is a regular at the x-girlfriend cleaner outers brothel. It is the only way he can get some.

[jonnyb]

^Really knows how to work an iron on the ironning board.

[Minerva]

^thinks I should know what that means... I don't think I want to know what that means.

[GenessorDios]

^ is actually screaming in her avatar as she's falling face forward but the Botox makes it look like she's happy. She now surfs INTJf from a hospital bed, blowing into a mouthpiece to make words appear on her computer. I bet she'll think twice now before running around her photo studio naked.

[jonnyb]

^really should be recharging his batteries.

[GenessorDios]

^ is having a Gorgontuan hair day.

[jonnyb]

^Damn, I need to clue GD in on the rules....You s'ppose to turn to stone when you read my posts, not steel.

[Valhalla]

His face is the only thing that turns stony, ever.

[jonnyb]

^Too stoned to pull the trigger.

[Valhalla]

Washed his hair with tar shampoo because he'd read somewhere about tar and feathers.

[jonnyb]

Doesn't know which way to shoot as her eyes got poked out by the coil spring inside her rabbit. Val's parents neglected to buy her safe toys.

[Valhalla]

Got lured into a false sense of security by mistaking the bunny for a toy.

[GenessorDios]

^ prepared that hole in her hair for the doctor (at whom she's pointing her weapon) to trepan. She also wishes him to videotape the whole ordeal for her future satisfaction. She's one weird kid, this Valhalla.

[Fyrnae]

Regularly mythes the point.

[Valhalla]

Regularly bites the joint.

[Fyrnae]

regularly bites other people's joints.

[GenessorDios]

Someone stuck two deer antlers in ^'s bald head and now she's bleeding hair.

[Fyrnae]

The manufacturers told GD what his 'antenna' was actually for, but he didn't believe them.

[Valhalla]

Is very coquettish.

[jonnyb]

^Was rejected from appearing in the movie Pulp Fiction years ago. Valhalla is still wrealing to and fro over her dismissal.

[Valhalla]

Banned for being rejected for an RPG game.

[Fyrnae]

^^ avatar regularly visits him in his dreams

[jonnyb]

^knocks over a lot of merchandise when she goes into the china shop.

[GenessorDios]

^ is trying to invent a new move, the 'Jazz Snakes' to go along with his Jazz Hands.

[Valhalla]

Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper.

[GenessorDios]

^ cruises the streets at night looking for a bunny hooker to satisfy her captive but has had no such luck thus far.

[Valhalla]

Knows this since he has been looking for the same bunny hooker to make him a carrot cake.

[GenessorDios]

^ complains in her blog about Odin all the time. She's safe for now though, he hasn't figured out the internet yet.

[Bobsama]

Hasn't yet realized that Bender is evil.

[Valhalla]

GD, due to his substance, is not *shakes his fists vehemently against the sky while exclaiming 'damn you Odin!damn you' right after lightning strikes him.....again*

[Fyrnae]

^ can't wait for misdirected Vikings slain in battle to turn up at her door and show her a good time.

[GenessorDios]

A priest, a rabbi and ^ walked into a bar.

They got drunk.

[Fyrnae]

^served the drinks

[Valhalla]

Desperately wants to be an Anglo-Saxon, but is really Inga from what is now Sweden.

[GenessorDios]

^ thinks Anglo-Saxons are nerds who think angles are sexy.

Which they are, obviously.

[Valhalla]

Pretends to have a clue on angles while he's programmed in circular code.

[Bobsama]

Doesn't know a think about world history or political science.

[Minerva]

^has breathlessly been awaiting my return.

[Bobsama]

Is ready for more.

[Minerva]

^just gave me some coffee.

[Bobsama]

The coffee is just the start.

[Minerva]

^likes keeping people in suspense...

[Bobsama]

Isn't really leaving Bobsama in suspense

[Minerva]

^slipped a rooffie into my coffee.

[Bobsama]

Made me share her coffee.

[Minerva]

Doesn't know that I threw away the coffee he made and replaced it with some freshly seeped sweet tea.

[Bobsama]

Is making Bobsama kick himself for forgetting that Minerva likes tea.

[Minerva]

^likes following my commands!

[Bobsama]

likes to be a "switch"

[Minerva]

^is desperately trying to find out what turns me on...

[Bobsama]

Doesn't yet know what turns her on. ;)

[Minerva]

^wants me to reveal all my secrets... I will lose my mystery and all that makes me so interesting to you.

[Bobsama]

Thinks Bobsama is too difficult.

[Minerva]

^thinks Minerva is a puzzle.

[Bobsama]

Hasn't figured out Bob's real name(s).

[Minerva]

Doesn't have real names... Is a figment of the imagination of INTJf. No wonder you have survived so many battles with me for so long! You must have a lot of stamina!

[Bobsama]

Wants someone with a lot of stamina.

[Minerva]

^knows me very well despite the short time he has known me... :mellow:

[MassHysteria]

^Just doesn't ''get'' Shakespeare

(Hi Min! How are you?)

[Minerva]

Likes to shake spears at people. Seriously Mass, throw them, don't shake them!

[Bobsama]

Wants to be speared.

[Minerva]

Wants to be the perpetrator!

I have to leave for a bit. Hope to see you later.

[Bobsama]

Wants Bobsama to be the perpetrator.

[Minerva]

Bob is too hard on himself.

[EmmaKynikos]

is too easy

[Minerva]

^is not easy to live with. She has had innumerable breakups!

[EmmaKynikos]

longs to be an INTJ

[Minerva]

Pffffffft! Emma is a hilarious woman... Just look at that ^ sarcasm!

[Valhalla]

Deep down, finds it really tiresome to be an F-something type.

[Bobsama]

Finds herself oddly attached to the bullet in her gun. That's why she hasn't yet pulled the trigger.

[Valhalla]

Being an NT, we respond predominantly cognitively and are naturally skilled in detachment......as Bob was about to find out.

[Minerva]

^is to chicken to pull the trigger.

[Bobsama]

Is bold enough to provoke a gun-wielding foe.

[Valhalla]

Minerva tastes Valhalla's stew.

[Bobsama]

Valhalla can't cook.

[Minerva]

Val is trying to kill me with her poor skills

Bob has something on the back burner.

[Bobsama]

Is concerned about being on the back-burner for even a moment.

[Minerva]

Is so into me that he can't have me on the back burner.

[Valhalla]

Minerva and Bob both have a dating profile on philanderingphilatelists.com.

[Bobsama]

Min: Is trying to fill Bobsama inbox with 1000 PM's. :p
Val: Still sleeps with stuffed animals.

[Minerva]

Really, really wants to fill my box.

[Valhalla]

Bob's profile says: feel very lonely since my plushie ran away. Need someone to show my stamp collection to.

[Bobsama]

Wouldn't mind watching.

[Minerva]

^wants to do more than just watch!

[Bobsama]

Wants Bobsama to do much more than watch.

[Minerva]

Yes, I want Bob to clean his room. It is filthy!

[Bobsama]

Wants selection over Bob's clothes and prime seating.

[Minerva]

Thinks that is would be best if I made him my chair.

[Bobsama]

Would find my lap to be more comfortable than my back.

[EmmaKynikos]

confuses fantasy with reality

[Minerva]

Bob thinks that he is a better chair that a horse.

[Bobsama]

Hopes for a chance to use Bob as a chair.

[Minerva]

Doesn't know that I have always loved horses....

[Bobsama]

Assumes that horses are better than dogs.

[Minerva]

Don't know that I love dogs even more.

[Bobsama]

Doesn't know that Bob has a family dog.

[Minerva]

Wants to be my personal dog. :p

[Bobsama]

Has a huge ego. :p

[Minerva]

Likes my ego, id and superego.

[Bobsama]

Stated the three "levels" of personality & consciousness in the in the wrong order.

[Minerva]

^is trying to make me look uneducated id ego superego :annoyed:

[Bobsama]

Ought to have spelled it "super-ego".

[Valhalla]

Minerva wears extensions.

[tzeqin]

^ isn't wearing anything underneath the dress . .. AND the bunny

[Bobsama]

Has a different name than "Tzeqin".

[Minerva]

Val this has been done already! Mass and I ran through this a long time ago. We both concluded that our hair was long enough that neither of us needed extensions, weaves or wigs.

:nono: Val doesn't know that emulation is a compliment.

[Bobsama]

Would be most pleasing without that purse... :p

[Minerva]

Really wants to rub me off that purse!

[Bobsama]

Really wants to rub off on user #6700.

[Minerva]

^thinks I am a cat, or wants me to be one!

[Bobsama]

Would like very cute as a catgirl.

[Minerva]

^is into neko cosplay.

[Bobsama]

is a wanna-be furry. :suspicious:

[Minerva]

Isn't aware of my first avatar... It was an Arctic fox!

[Bobsama]

Isn't aware that my usual avatar is about to become my avatar here.
EDIT: It is now. It's Blair's Mega Death sauce; a very hot sauce.

[Minerva]

^didn't read avatar rules. No text!!!

[Bobsama]

Caught me not reading every rule.

[MassHysteria]

^Should have known an SJ would notice every detail :P

[Bobsama]

Would love to be noticed breaking rules.

[Minerva]

^just wanted to get my attention!

[MassHysteria]

^Is drawn to rule breakers and trouble-makers. That's why she loves INTJf.

[Minerva]

^admits that she should be incarcerated.

[Bobsama]

Wants to incarcerate Mass.

[MassHysteria]

^Wants to incarcerate Energy.

[Bobsama]

Is perhaps mistaken.

[MassHysteria]

^Is kind of taking a silly little joke a tad too seriously.

[buttbuttmcgutt]

^is purposely trying to be just above me in every thread i visit.

[Bobsama]

Is stalking MassEffect.

[buttbuttmcgutt]

actually hates pink floyd and regularly bumps nickelback in his car/truck.

[Bobsama]

Is severely mistaken and obviously hasn't heard me regularly breaking in my new audio equipment with Pink Floyd.

[Minerva]

Bob is missing me already