Let's Spread Rumors

[Minerva]

^drives but is blind?

How does that work?

[INTroJect]

^just loves buffing the paint job!

[jonnyb]

Min: doesn't know how to drive. Lets a blind guy show her up.

Lone: ^ owns a carwash and employes kitties to lick cars clean.

[Minerva]

^loves rubbing up on cars.

[INTroJect]

^was the VERY first to click on the thread titled 'Pets and Sex'

[Minerva]

^Likes to watch pets having intercourse.

[INTroJect]

^sleeps better with the Spice channel on.

[Minerva]

^is addicted to the Spice channel, but never gets the chance to act out what he sees. :(

[INTroJect]

^If you want to know her real name...look on the credits at the end :)

[Minerva]

^wishes he could meet me in person.

[Wry Satyr]

^wishes she could travel through time and space.

[Minerva]

^actually wishes that he could!

[INTroJect]

^hasnt yet travelled outside of Taloga, Oklahoma.

[Minerva]

^Is using Spell Check on every word that is longer than 3 letters.

[INTroJect]

^horribly terrified of parakeets

[Minerva]

^taught his parrot all the curse words you can think of.

[INTroJect]

^is secretly proud of the achievement

[Minerva]

^has no achievements, really.

[cannotseethe]

^ has only one eye

[INTroJect]

^has only one tooth, hence the covered mouth.

[Minerva]

^has no face and that is why he has no avatar.

[cannotseethe]

^ is only 1 cm tall and is standing on someone's watch

[Minerva]

^is only 1cm long.

[cannotseethe]

^ is afraid of inchworms

[Minerva]

^likes them!

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[cannotseethe]

^ eats them anyway

[Wry Satyr]

^eats something undescribable.

[cannotseethe]

^ is actually a Smurf

[Minerva]

^is hoping because he is Gargamel!

[Wry Satyr]

^What the hell is Garamel?

^^owns the entire Smurf collection on Blue Ray.

[cannotseethe]

^ hates caramel

[INTroJect]

^the avatar hand is really stuck to the avatar face because of caramel

[cannotseethe]

^ is not alone :ninja:

[Minerva]

^wants to be a ninja when he grows up!

[cannotseethe]

^ secretly believes ninjas don't have real ultimate power

[Minerva]

^is a fan of Naruto.

[cannotseethe]

^ starred in M&Ms commercials as a child

[Minerva]

^was having an audition but was rejected in favour of me!

[cannotseethe]

^ apparently looks like a boy

[Minerva]

^is a boy, never hit puberty!

[cannotseethe]

^ likes to put mayonnaise on pizza

[Minerva]

^likes to put mayonnaise in his all his hair (not just head)

[INTroJect]

^...

Last seen in public...

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(she was going to a job interview)

[cannotseethe]

^ thinks ear hair is hot

[INTroJect]

^has lots of it... sexy!

[Minerva]

^has no creativity! Just look at that awful avatar! LOL!

[cannotseethe]

^ thinks LOL means "like! oh! like!"

[reiven]

minerva stuck a pea in her nose when she was four.
the doctor still says it will work it's self out.

[Minerva]

^sent an iron bar up his nose, and that is why he is brain dead!

[cannotseethe]

^ sings Iron Butterfly in the shower

[INTroJect]

^sings Rıght Said Fred in the shower

[Minerva]

^Thinks about Fred in the shower.

[INTroJect]

^has a 'problem' wıth my avatar

[cannotseethe]

^ thinks about Fred in the shower

[reiven]

^ can't seem to get that third plate spinning on top of a stick

[cannotseethe]

^ licks tires

[INTroJect]

^has really bad EMO style

[Minerva]

Was so greatly saddened that no one complimented his avatar, he took it away and cried about it.

[cannotseethe]

^ licks toads for the buzz

[Minerva]

^licks poisonous toads because he is suicidal

[cannotseethe]

^ thinks the moon is actually made of green cheese

[Minerva]

^thinks the moon is made out of cheese and wants to eat it.

[INTroJect]

^doesnt realıze that the moon really ıs made out of cheese and ıs goıng to mıss out some day

[Minerva]

^is still looking tirelessly for an avatar!

[cannotseethe]

^ ate an earthworm one time.

[Minerva]

^eats maggots for dinner.

[cannotseethe]

^ has 14 different recipes calling for maggots

[plotthickens]

^ Has maggot souffle every Sunday

[Minerva]

^^purchased said recipes from me at a very, very high price!

^Its her favourite dessert

[cannotseethe]

^ huffs Krazy Glue

[Minerva]

^Used crazy glue to stick hand to mouth because he has no filter.

[cannotseethe]

^ thinks the Joy of Cooking is about how to be a clown

[Minerva]

^killed 20 men with his cooking.

[cannotseethe]

^ killed 20 men with a toothpick

[Minerva]

^is jealous of my kunoichi skills!

[reiven]

^ post op trannie peeing on a clock face

[Cooper]

^likes muck boots

[Minerva]

^likes licking boots

[reiven]

^ preparing for mammogram

[Minerva]

^has prostate cancer

[reiven]

minerva's real name is betty, and she works at an animal shelter where she has adopted 42 43 44 cats to keep them from being put down.

[Minerva]

^real name is John and likes hitting does with his car.

[reiven]

betty doesn't read, but she enjoys books with pretty colors

[Minerva]

^John is a vegetable... Pay him to mind.

[Cooper]

I heard skinman likes pain and candle wax

[Minerva]

^has excellent hearing...

[INTroJect]

^john cant wait for the next motor ralley!

[Minerva]

^lost his rent money at the races.

[INTroJect]

^can only stand to drink water with Crystal Light. Carries those little convenıent packets EVERYWHERE.

[Minerva]

^jealous because he is overweight!

[Fyrnae]

^ lost her knickers....somewhere...

[Minerva]

^lost them because she stole them... they were just too cute!

[INTroJect]

^^really lost hers but tryıng to blame someone else for the mysterıous, now found, paır of knıckers

[reiven]

^ wears granny panties

[Minerva]

^likes to see Lone wearing them!

[INTroJect]

^wıshes he fit as well in them

[reiven]

betty has used appliances in her front yard

[INTroJect]

^no longer allowed ın the local publıc lıbrary because of excessıve tıme spent shoppıng at mantıes.com

[Minerva]

^does not know the meaning of modern convenience.

[Fyrnae]

Minnow thinks 'cute' is an appropriate word to use in reference to anything an INTJ would want

[Minerva]

Pfffffft! Is now following reiven... how pitiful!

[INTroJect]

^still cant thınk of a good response to 'post op tranny peeıng on a clockface'.

[Minerva]

^likes living in the past.

[INTroJect]

^knows what ıt ıs lıke to have killed a thread...

[Minerva]

^has an inflatable friend because that is all he can get.

[reiven]

^ leaves dirty dishes all over the house

[INTroJect]

^whatever ımage she has of the ınflatable frıend, ıts probably wrong.

[Minerva]

^is right because I don't have an inflatable friend, but a real man!

[reiven]

counts first cousins as her real men

[Minerva]

^cannot separate the imaginary from reality.

[Cooper]

drinks whiskey with his morning milk

[Minerva]

^likes some vodka in a coffee cup every morning!

[INTroJect]

^pıcked hıs username from a tıre company

[Minerva]

Can't distinguish between right and wrong.

[INTroJect]

^ouch

[Minerva]

^thinks Minerva is the ultimate sex kitten!

[INTroJect]

^dıdnt fall for the emotıonal trap

[Minerva]

^is living in denial.

[INTroJect]

^the ınterventıon ıs scheduled for tomorrow

[Minerva]

^waiting for divine intervention... Good luck with that!

[INTroJect]

^has ESP?

[Minerva]

^knows me well, I see.

[INTroJect]

^keeps an emergency supply of squeezable jelly ın the pantry

[Minerva]

^has been to my pantry and borrowed said jelly.

[INTroJect]

^perhaps some should wonder...is she sensing somethıng?

[Minerva]

^Would really love to find out!

[INTroJect]

^uses only catch and release mouse traps. However, releases the mıce ın her neıghbors garage.

[Minerva]

^gave me this idea.

[WoodsWoman]

^can't come up with such ideas herself.

[Minerva]

^is evil enough to come up with such ideas herself.

[WoodsWoman]

^seems to have forgotten that this is the rumors thread - not the fact statement thread.

[Minerva]

^has no problem revealing her secrets.

[WoodsWoman]

^tats lace for the Queen mum.

[Minerva]

^forgot to say that only the most beautiful lace is used by the Queen's mother.

[WoodsWoman]

^refuses to claim that beautiful work as her own.

[Minerva]

^secretly hoards lace.

[WoodsWoman]

^gives me all of her seconds.

[eyeonyou]

...has an evil twin

[Minerva]

^is the evil twin.

[INTroJect]

^ıs the evıl twın

[WoodsWoman]

^thinks I'm triplets.

[INTroJect]

mınerva got that one by .00001 seconds.

[eyeonyou]

...has a score pad attached to keypad

[INTroJect]

^refılls Evıan bottles wıth TAP WATER. Walks around wıth ıt, of course.

[eyeonyou]

....has random attacks of ostentatiousness....(or Tourettes syndrome)

[jonnyb]

Spreads rumors about her tourettes so she can freely curse up a storm with out having to explain herself.

[Cooper]

^eye...was lost at sea but has now returned

[jonnyb]

steals cans of food from hospital donation barrels for his meals.

[Minerva]

Cooper is a gentleman farmer.

[eyeonyou]

...apparently has "Coop" confused with some mid-west chicken farmer

[Minerva]

LOL!

Does not know what gentleman farmer means. Don't you read?

[Cooper]

eye likes to devour small innocents

[Minerva]

^made a deal with the devil.

[Cooper]

^forgot I am the Devil

[Minerva]

^offers me a contract

[eyeonyou]

...doesn't know the difference between the devil and a dirt farmer

[Minerva]

^still doesn't know the meaning of a gentleman farmer!

[eyeonyou]

...doesn't know the word "Gentleman" can't be used to describe an INTJ male

[Minerva]

^is a hater.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

[eyeonyou]

...is too young or too naive to know a complement when she hears one :stare:

[Minerva]

is too old to be giving compliments

[Rudy]

I hear Minerva ghost writes as Laurell K. Hamilton...

[Minerva]

I hear that you wish your name was RUBY

[Rudy]

I heard Minerva likes to name everyone she meets after gemstones... says they're less boring that way.

[Minerva]

^is secretly proud that I bestowed that name on him

[eyeonyou]

...is going to buy the bridge I have for sale...

[Rudy]

I hear eyeonyou thinks the moon landing was faked, and that Australia doesn't really exist.

[eyeonyou]

right on the first count...and you only mentioned it because you don't believe it either!

[reiven]

IOU is a completely ephemeral apparition, and only posts when her fingers congeal

[WoodsWoman]

^created from dust - but more directly than most, his momma was a dust kitty.

[reiven]

WW believes there is civil war gold buried on her property.
the county has sent her a notice precluding any further digging.

[Minerva]

^spread the rumour about the gold being in her property.

[GenessorDios]

^ carries a bar of soap everywhere; undresses instantly when it rains (even if she's indoors).

[Minerva]

^does not like to bathe. He rusts... but that does not stop him from stinking.

[Rudy]

I hear Minerva is a rust junky, actually, which explains their twisted relationship.

[GenessorDios]

^ only has three white and three black piano keys left to his name after his girlfriend kicked him out, ironically for spending too much time on his piano.

[Rudy]

I hear GenessorDios is one of many who does not know the meaning of ironic...

[Minerva]

Dios got the rest of the keys from the ex-gf... you can infer the rest.

[Rudy]

It's true; Minerva left me for him. She just prefers robot sex. *shrug*

[Minerva]

^wasn't hard enough and lacked the stamina

[GenessorDios]

^ didn't know how to use a passport until the age of 27 when she wrote "I'm going to Tijuana for spring break yay! =)" in it before going to the airport.

[Minerva]

^is so unappreciative of compliments! :sigh:

[GenessorDios]

^ pretends to fall down stairs just to get some, any attention. She's not fussy about species either.

[Minerva]

^is going to sleep on the couch indefinitely for that!

[GenessorDios]

^ can't bear the thought that somewhere out there, people are getting drunk without any douchey friends around to take pictures and preserve their embarrassment.

[Rudy]

^ Is one of those douchey friends.

[Minerva]

Dios is also one of the people getting drunk while hanging out with a bunch of bros and hoes.

[cannotseethe]

^ enjoys the company of garden tools

[reiven]

CsT is wanted in Florida for defacing a rosemary bush.

[Minerva]

^ enjoys the company of garden tools

^is true because I once had to use a hay fork to impale him for having no respect.

[cannotseethe]

^ is actually a cyclops

[Minerva]

^is in love with the Jonas Brothers

[cannotseethe]

^ eats paper

[Minerva]

^eats razors.

[cannotseethe]

^ razes crops

[Minerva]

^crops up behind his victims when they least expect it and bludgeons them to death.

[cannotseethe]

^ likes to ride on the back of garbage trucks for fun

[Minerva]

^smells like a garbage truck. Wants to puke from his own stench and hence the hand over the mouth avatar.

[cannotseethe]

^ secretly likes that

[Minerva]

^secretly wishes that because he is madly and fiercely in love with me.

NO THANKS!

[cannotseethe]

^ thinks the sun goes around the Earth

[Minerva]

^brings this up because in his world the sun rises and sets with me

[cannotseethe]

^ thinks stars are tiny pinholes in the canopy of space

[Minerva]

^tries to capture the stars for me every night in the attempt to impress me.

[cannotseethe]

^ is prone to confusing dreams with actual events

[Cooper]

^bludgened the easter bunny

[cannotseethe]

^ still believes in Santa Claus

[Cooper]

Is trying to say there isn't a Santa....

[cannotseethe]

^ owns three Santa suits

[Cooper]

^thinks they are the run of the mill, normal red ones....*evil grin*

[cannotseethe]

^ turned down the role of Willie in Bad Santa

[Cooper]

*VERY Evil Laugh*

^has no clue....

[cannotseethe]

^ dropped a clue in the garbage disposal and never fished it out

[Cooper]

wants to be a birthday clown

[cannotseethe]

^ has an encyclopedic knowledge of the history of balloon animals

[Fyrnae]

^ once misplaced one of those balloon animals...someplace...and has been unable to retrieve it.

[reiven]

CsT has a collection of vintage baseball caps

[cannotseethe]

^ once made a life-sized model of Barry Manilow out of balloons

[reiven]

^ was a waiter at the copa cabanna

[cannotseethe]

^ found his lost shaker of salt

[Minerva]

^lost his shaker of pepper, and now leads a spiceless life!

[cannotseethe]

^ still puts black olives on her fingers and pretends they're eyes.

[Minerva]

^afraid of those eyes. I once showed them to him and he fled the room screaming for his mommy.

[Cooper]

wants to be a cheesebuger in paradise

[Minerva]

^in cheeseburger hell

[cannotseethe]

^ talks to cheeseburgers

[Fyrnae]

< in Game thread hell

[Minerva]

^is with Cooper there!

[cannotseethe]

^ has a gold tooth

[Minerva]

^wishes his computer was 10x faster so he could post faster than me.

[cannotseethe]

^ has a chinchilla fetish

[Minerva]

^doesn't know how cute chinchillas are... Has no concept of cute.

[cannotseethe]

^ eats chinchillas

[Minerva]

^gets fetish confused with food

[cannotseethe]

^ gets fetish confused with food.

[Minerva]

^loves flattering me... Imitation is...

[Fyrnae]

^ & ^^ obsessed with fetishes

[cannotseethe]

^ is obsessed with Jessica Simpson

[Fyrnae]

Thinks I become obsessed with people of whom I have never heard.

[Minerva]

^^owns all Jessica Simpson's albums
^Lives in the woods and so don't know who she is obsessed with.

[cannotseethe]

^ only listens to Jessica Simpson

[Fyrnae]

^gave the albums to her

[Minerva]

^^thinks I am deaf, because only a deaf person such as himself would do that.

^Listens to Lenny Kravitz.

[cannotseethe]

^ what?

[Minerva]

^agrees with me to get into my good graces.

[cannotseethe]

^ thinks eating peas with her fingers is the acme of grace

[reiven]

minerva thinks it's only good graces he wants in on

[WoodsWoman]

rides his bicycle in rush hour traffic for the thrill.

[cannotseethe]

^ uses a hatchet to butter toast

[Cooper]

WW trains coon to do her dirty work