Let's Spread Rumors

[reiven]

AnnoyingPony has been deconstructing toy robots in anticipation of meeting the real GenessorDios

[Fyrnae]

reiven skips over me in the game threads out of fear.

[Cooper]

He knows I'm lurking in the shadows....

[jonnyb]

^Thinks the shadows are camoflauge but we can see his floating pale head in the dark night atop his black garb.

[reiven]

jonnyb was voted most likely to sleep under a bridge by his graduating class

[jonnyb]

^Fulfills my prediction every day.

[reiven]

^ has a distinct aversion to the spic cumin. when dining in a restaurant, jonnyb can even tell if the chef recently used cumin in a different dish, when his own food arrives

[jonnyb]

^Reiven has been seen packing wasabi underneath his bottom eyelids and claimed that it helps prevent styes.

[Cooper]

jonnyb caught on film out looking for new digs......


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[reiven]

Cooper said "I was truly amazed" after touring a factory that makes stretch wrap.

[Calica]

reiven is hiding a collection of all the information he could get about several intjf members under his bed, and is planning to sell it one the black forum market.

[reiven]

calica is studying marine biology, and intends to be the first woman to free-swim with great white sharks.

[GrnEyz]

Rayver is studying two slugs bonking on his back steps.

[Calica]

Rayver is studying two slugs bonking on his back steps.

GrnEyz wishes reiven had a camera with him.

[reiven]

when GrnHair heard a school-friend talk about putting salt on a slug, he spoke too quickly;
"salt would probably help, those things taste nasty"

[GrnEyz]

Cal fed the neighbors pet hamster to her boa constrictor.

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rayban routinely enjoys slug bonk soup.

[Calica]

GrnEyz, is still processing the traumatizing end of his favourite hamster. *there,there*

reiven is enjoying the little breeze that lifts up his skirt from time to time.

[reiven]

happy birthday Mr. President...

calica was arrested for indecency and lascivious conduct with an apostrophe.

[jonnyb]

^Occassionally can be found in his basement socializing with his cardboard cutouts of the Happy Days cast. Reiven even has a jukebox he rigged to turn on/off when he thumps it.

[reiven]

^ does only one voice impersonation; jimmy stewart saying "well, i would...ya know"
it's not bad, actually.

[jonnyb]

^still has a crush on the little mermaid. Wishes Ariel was at least 18, even after all these years, she hasn't aged and Reiven still feels compelled to discuss this attraction with his therapist.

[Cooper]

^prefers the top model in the new digs photo...sets off his eyes more.

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper makes love to cardboard cut-outs of Elvis.

[reiven]

The AnnoyingPony forces kittens and puppies to watch as she practices appendectomies on inebriated street rabble

[GenessorDios]

^ is very old-fashioned, believes that the way to a man's heart will always be through food. Specifically food laced with xenomorph eggs which burst out and grant easy access for cannibals/transplant surgeons.

[reiven]

^ compulsively buys screw-on attachments to accent his digits. he has a set of six screw-on magic markers, multi chopstick attachement, salt/pepper/garlic/onion powder/paprika/poppy seed spice-fingers, and he is anxiously watching the mail for the screw-on monoply token digits.

[GrnEyz]

^frequently sleeps under a bridge... has no quarter (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[hutbug]

^pays to watch fat women eat junk food.

[jonnyb]

^speaks in eighth notes.

[hutbug]

^won a medal for his sideburns.

[jonnyb]

^Hutbug is well kown for her ability to get her beak in really tight places.

[hutbug]

^has unlimited, unmonitored internet access at work - and abuses it.

[GenessorDios]

^ single strand of hair is actually an antenna broadcasting military secrets to Mother Russia, however the only information she knows is whatever's on Discovery Channel, so she's not very well-respected in the KGB. They like to gather around the vodka cooler and gossip about how she can't handle a measly 20 shots and joke that they should put a hit out on her. Unfortunately, one eager little intern with a poor understanding of the humorous arts misinterpreted this idle chatter and input an assassination contract into their system. As usual, the chief was drunk off his ass when the approval came to him so he just signed it blindly and long story short (yeah right!), there's a polonium-laced mini muffin gift basket en route to her hideout right now.

[hutbug]

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[AnnoyingPony]

hutbug planted the bomb.

[hutbug]

^pays to watch fat men eat junk food online.

[AnnoyingPony]

hutbug not only supplies the video, he is the fat man who gets paid to eat junk food online...

[GenessorDios]

hutbug set up us the bomb.

[hutbug]

AP still thinks I'm a guy, and GD's fingers are growing numb.

[GenessorDios]

AnnoyingPony wouldn't have been wrong 3 years ago.

[hutbug]

GD understands the trials and tribulations of a single antenna atop one's head...

[AnnoyingPony]

hutbug has tried to audition for American Idol every year, always unsuccessfully. Then he started auditioning just to piss off the judges. Now it's at the point that he's banned from every singing competition ever. EVAR.

[GenessorDios]

^ loved to eat candy bars so much that she would lick the wrapper after eating the bar. She found that she enjoyed that more so now she throws all the candy bars away and only licks the wrapper. She also has an inexplicably constant train of hobos trailing her whenever she's outdoors.

[AnnoyingPony]

GenessorDios is the Antichrist of hobos, while I am their prophet and leader.

[GenessorDios]

^ is waging war against gullible Satanists by launching her new laundry detergent, Christ-B-Gone, with promises of wiping clean any trace of airborne bible molecules. The ad showing little devil heads attacking the fabric plays 666 times a month.

[reiven]

The AnnoyingPony has been working out in his basement gym, and liking the results.

GenessorDios has an obsession with Testors Paint, claiming nearly 2200 of those tiny bottles arrayed on shelves in his room. duplicates are grouped with the oldest in the front, because those suckers dry out so fast.

[jonnyb]

^Reiven used an extra space on his Census form to document the growth on his backside.

[vern]

^Jonnyb equips himself with those dark glasses and a white cane before heading to the shopping mall and groping his way through the throngs of female shoppers non of which are me or the issue!

[Cooper]

^joins him in the fun

[Fyrnae]

^watches

[Cooper]

^films

[Fyrnae]

^supplies the kit

[Cooper]

^directs it

[Fyrnae]

^Produces it in his home studio

[Cooper]

^disributes on the net

[Fyrnae]

^reaps the profits

[GenessorDios]

^ is unable to blink both eyes at once, blinks them consecutively at a delay of 34 ms. She has a preference for left eye first, but sometimes does the right one first for kicks.

[Calica]

^ can`t blink at all.

[hutbug]

^was scooting around on a chair with coasters, fell forward and landed on her chin.

[Fyrnae]

^chirped her entire way through 'Moonlight Sonata' once in a game of 'Truth or Dare'

[reiven]

^ insists she originated the idea of diced vegetables

[Cooper]

^like to roller blade in a dinner jacket and nothing else...

[Fyrnae]

^Likes to frighten the neighbours

[Cooper]

^tells me how to do it

[Fyrnae]

^never listens, don't know why he asks

[GrnEyz]

^indirectly responsible for wholesale thread modification.

[Cooper]

^is stuck in that position

[GrnEyz]

^enjoys the thrill of a recurring loop.

[Cooper]

^ loves to watch the fleas fly off his body from the centrifical force of the loop

[GrnEyz]

^levitates using hidden magnets.

[plotthickens]

likes to make yellow snow

[Fyrnae]

Likes to make rainbow snow

[WoodsWoman]

Knows how that's done.

[AnnoyingPony]

WoodsWoman likes to kill the dreams of little children for fun.

[jonnyb]

^ Is highly jealous of the capabilities of people like WoodsWoman.

[Reganon]

johnnyb wishes he had the skills to steal candy from babies

[Cooper]

^ was the back-up star on the last Jungle Book movie

[Fyrnae]

^wanted to make it into an adult feature

[Cooper]

^doesn't realize it is....

[Fyrnae]

Doesn't know I don't care.

[Cooper]

^is a true gemini

[Fyrnae]

^isn't, cause this is rumours.

[Cooper]

^oh, pffft

[GenessorDios]

^ stuck a tin can on a vinyl record and spray painted it black because he couldn't afford a real top hat thanks that expensive cane.

[Cooper]

^gave me his body part to use for that

[GenessorDios]

^ believes a silver spray painted tail came from my ass.

[Cooper]

^ thought I said something else when I said "cheesehead"

[GenessorDios]

^ collects stereotypes from various stand up comedy shows and enters it into a database in order to generate various permutations of the same old jokes.

[Cooper]

^knows that is not true and wishes he was as funny as I am

[GenessorDios]

^ thinks chocolate milk comes from cows with indigestion.

[jonnyb]

^Scares girls away with the size of his antennae.

[Fyrnae]

^scares girls, full stop.

[jonnyb]

I know, habit that I find difficult (unwilling) to break.

^genetically breads Venus flytraps with crocodiles and keeps the end product under her front poarch. She also has a undocumented aversion to doorbells and installed a trap door in her front porch for whomever poor sap rings her doorbell instead of knocking.

[Fyrnae]

^ regularly comes round to test the equipment he installed. takes some of the 'creatures' home and gives them away to neighbourhood children as pets...

[jonnyb]

Again, praises and thanks for the good idea. My neighborhood is much quieter lately without all the ragamuffins loitering about.

^Hypothesizing how to crossbreed Momba snakes and grape vines to plant as a headge around her property.

[Fyrnae]

^is bringing me some lab equipment to replace what got broken with the last batch of muntant creatures. We want to develop a whole range and market it for the latest in INTJ Home Accessories. Watch this space.

[jonnyb]

^Continues to encourage me to smuggle, I mean, bring technologically advanced recombinant genetic lab equipment anytime I stop by for tea and crumpets.

[Fyrnae]

^told me he needed the cash-in-hand job to finance his other operations.

[Wry Satyr]

^loves playing mad scientist and often creates herbal concoctions that bring about hallucinations, dimentia, and a blissful state of euphoria, then gives the antidote which leaves one feeling hung over for weeks.

[Fyrnae]

Supplied me with some of the plants for the concoctions. He reckoned there would be a big market in the Big Apple for the stuff.

[Wry Satyr]

^told me he needed the cash-in-hand job to finance his other operations.

^advocates for legalization of hand jobs.

[Fyrnae]

^Isn't feeling the coming of Spring like the other lads. Oh no, not him. Cold as ice. Yeah.

[jonnyb]

^Would be awsome to begin global black marketing of our experimantal byproducts but trying to get Fynae away from INTJf long enough to make this a reality is nigh impossible. She is literally sinking roots.

[Fyrnae]

^thinks this is just tragic, along with the other game thread regulars. They really want me to go.

[Wry Satyr]

^Isn't feeling the coming of Spring like the other lads. Oh no, not him. Cold as ice. Yeah.

^aloof - yes. Cold hands - yes. Smoldering beneathe the surface - undoubtedly!

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^thinks this is just tragic, along with the other game thread regulars. They really want me to go.

^...to NY where she would turn the concrete jungle into an oasis of life.

[GenessorDios]

^ wears clip-on horns.

[Fyrnae]

^ ^forgets that this is the rumours thread. Now look what you've done, exposing our plans to turn the place back into a green belt. *sigh*

[jonnyb]

^goes door to door trying to convince others that the time is soon nigh that the god and goddess of the planting will soon return to Earth and morph all mortals with foliage derived souls back into their respective leafy species.

[Wry Satyr]

^ ^forgets that this is the rumours thread. Now look what you've done, exposing our plans to turn the place back into a green belt. *sigh*

apologizes profusely to Fyrnae for allowing my enthusiasm to get the better of me.

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^ wears clip-on horns.

^wears a clip on antenna.

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^goes door to door trying to convince others that the time is soon nigh that the god and goddess of the planting will soon return to Earth and morph all mortals with foliage derived souls back into their respective leafy species.

^is not so secretly an Elvis impersonator who periodically experiences delusions that he really is Elvis.

[Fyrnae]

His OCD causes him to mix his metaphors in his eagerness to spread multiple gossip at once.

[Cooper]

^ loves hair of the dog

[Wapiti]

^paints his toenails with tiger stripes.

[WoodsWoman]

^^ Coop provides the best hair - according to Fyrn.

^Wap provides Fred goo for painting those stripes.

[Cooper]

^ sells racoons as Maine Coons

[WoodsWoman]

Indeed - born and bread right here in Maine.

^wants credit for the idea.

[Cooper]

^ says the 'mask' on her Coons are a freak painting accident and 'should' wear off....

[WoodsWoman]

^seems to think I'm selling cats instead of 'coons - real Maine 'coons.

[Fyrnae]

^is catty

[WoodsWoman]

^is a mole for InterPol.

[Fyrnae]

Wrote a poll for InterMole

[Cooper]

^messin' with a sonva bitch

[Fyrnae]

Hates being messed with

[Cooper]

^but does it anyway

[Fyrnae]

^at his request

[Cooper]

^is a master at speading rumors, of which that is one....

[Fyrnae]

^Can't stand anything about me. Definitely dpoesn't want me to be in the same state, let alone the same country. Would really appreciate it if I would leave him entirely alone.

[reiven]

fyrn's interest in cooper has waned; it was a flash in the proverbial panflute.

[Fyrnae]

^hopes to join the queue

[reiven]

^ thinks i'm queue't

[Fyrnae]

^thinks

[reiven]

^ sends me post comments praising my pun-proficiency

[Fyrnae]

^promised he wouldn't expose my love of puns.

[Rudy]

I hear Fyrnae puns with the best, and sleeps with the rest. :)

[GenessorDios]

^ appends the phrase "in my pants" at the end of every (in)appropriate sentence, much to the embarrassment of his friends & family.

[reiven]

^ made one continuous line of salt granules (single grains, end to end) around the perimeter of each room in his home to mitigate the anxiety caused by the time INTJf went down for maintenance

[Fyrnae]

^has made a pact with HappyToBeMe to change their listed MBTI types and throw the rest of the forum into a state of confusion for personal amusement purposes.

[reiven]

^ signed a letter of intent to focus every fiber of her being to fulfil my want for amusement, promising to learn to juggle and to make an origami tiger.

[Fyrnae]

Does not know I already have a black belt in origami

[Rudy]

Actually, I hear Fyrnae supports herself by selling origami on the roadside; sad, sad, state of affairs.

[Fyrnae]

I hear that Rudy disguises himself when he visits my roadside table, embarrassed about his origami addiction.

[Cooper]

^stays up late at night making world domination plans with her little plastic Army men

[Fyrnae]

^is one of those army men

[Cooper]

^she likes my green plastic smile

[Fyrnae]

^has an impressive array of plastic weaponry

[Cooper]

^keeps trying to steal my tan colored little plastic army men

[Fyrnae]

^does not realise I need them to complete my nefarious plans. One can never have enough cannon fodder in these situations.

[GenessorDios]

^ is banned for being banned in the rumors thread.

[Wry Satyr]

^is in a modified, but still ancient diving suit, looking for Atlantis and suffering from the bends.

[Fyrnae]

^volunteers for gargoyle duty on the side of the local cathedral in his spare time.

[reiven]

^ thinks androgynous means becoming like an android

[Wry Satyr]

^volunteers for gargoyle duty on the side of the local cathedral in his spare time.

yes, I admit it, but only b/c I like to reek mayhem with the Christian right-wing and their over-zealous attitudes. Nothing quite like spouting on a bishop or cardinal or a priest and relieving myself on behalf of the countless thousands who were betrayed by people they trusted.

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^ thinks androgynous means becoming like an android

^thinks catching fish in a stream with his bare teeth and eating it raw and rigglin' is the original sushi bar.

[Cooper]

^likes his own voice too much

[Fyrnae]

^Hates my voice.

[Cooper]

^does not want me to call her EVER again

[Fyrnae]

^Can't stand it when I ask him to ring

[Cooper]

^wants to change her phone number

[Fyrnae]

^wants to set up surveillance around my flat.

[Cooper]

^stalker

[Fyrnae]

^his own next victim

[Cooper]

^eats, shoots, and leaves

[Fyrnae]

^misses when he shoots

[Cooper]

^just sayin' that to throw ya'll off, knows I am a sharpshooter

[Fyrnae]

^will be the death of me

[Cooper]

^likes the idea

[Fyrnae]

^promised he wouldn't tell

[Cooper]

^hates my music....esp. "Sweet Home Alabama"

[Fyrnae]

loves my folk music

[Cooper]

^dances neckid in da wooods

[Fyrnae]

^would never dream of spying on me whilst I was doing it

[Cooper]

^so she thinks....*evil laugh*

[Fyrnae]

^ wants to take over all the game threads in his bid for virtual world domination

[Cooper]

^stole my plastic army men

[Fyrnae]

^he hid them in a very strange place. I was searching for hours.

[Cooper]

^did very bad things to them

[Fyrnae]

^ is setting up the surveillance in order to gain info that leads to their successful extraction

[Cooper]

^which she knows about, so she does even worse things to their little plastic asses

[Fyrnae]

^accuses me of this in a sad attempt to pin the half-melted state they were in when I acquired them on me.

[Cooper]

Lies! Filthy Lies! Bad, nasty lies!

[Fyrnae]

Er... this is the Rumours thread....

^always lies

[Cooper]

<forgot....

[Fyrnae]

*hands you part of her 't' to tide you over for when yours returns from holiday*

^ not a daft bastard

[Cooper]

^just crushed me

[Fyrnae]

^ thinks this is love when it's really just a silly crush

[Cooper]

^ has know idea how sensitive I am....

[Fyrnae]

^has no idea how horrid I am...

[Cooper]

^smashes men like bugs

[GenessorDios]

^ & ^^ have no idea how many food particles have been expelled from stomachs due to this thread....

[Cooper]

^doesn't know that was the point

[Fyrnae]

Quite.

^ is considering a 24-hour station dedicated to the cause of making INTJs everywhere hurl

[Cooper]

^will be in charge of food supply to help with hurlling

[GenessorDios]

Fyrcoop believes that when two INTJs come together, they combine their forces and their MBTI implodes, turning them into Captain ESFP!

*whoosh* S/He flies around hugging all the kids in the world and snuggles with bunny rabbits on the way!

*whoosh* S/He talks to everyone about feelings and empathizes completely with strangers!

*whoosh* S/He dances around under moonlight on a crowded pier, uncaring of what others think!

[Cooper]

^is Hurling King...hands down

[WoodsWoman]

^ ^^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^ - etc.

...such a sad state of affairs...

Lol!!

[Cooper]

^thinks I started it, but it wasn't me, is was.....her

[WoodsWoman]

thinks he can pass the buck.

[GenessorDios]

^ can juggle exactly 15 eggs with no problems, but any more or less and they all fall down.

[Fyrnae]

^deliberately throws extra eggs into the mix to ensure that they do.

[Cooper]

^ hopes she still has enough eggs for breakfast

[GenessorDios]

^ could never quite get the hang of putting on underwear before pants.

[reiven]

Coopernae is an island off the coast of Oregon where lost and wayward INTJ seamen stay until their plans for domination are complete. once they have been dominated they are ready for re-assimilation.

[GenessorDios]

^ doesn't want people to find out that he actually does a really bad Gollum impression.

<faux British accent>
"Good sir, I do believe that trinket is of mine possession, it is a remarkably valuable item to me."
</accent>

Really, really bad. I don't think he's even watched the movies or read the books. Probably got all his information from the trailers.

[Fyrnae]

^ definitely doesn't want people to find out that when he's in his room on his own, he takes out from his wardrobe his own custom-made Bender suit, then sits at his computer watching robo-porn. Even his mum doesn't know.

[Wry Satyr]

Coopernae is an island off the coast of Oregon where lost and wayward INTJ seamen stay until their plans for domination are complete. once they have been dominated they are ready for re-assimilation.

^is organizing the next Survivor series to take place on Coopernae, where the theme will be B&D and S&M with riding crops and restraints made from palm fronds and carved wooden Tiki masks (but he's sad he couldn't work any zippers into the masks).

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^Fyrnae watches porn set in nature and fantisizes about being ravished by Ents.

[reiven]

has recurring threesome fantasy, with john keating watching.

[Wry Satyr]

has recurring threesome fantasy, with john keating watching.

(It's hard to let go once you've lived the dream, but I digress.)

^^enjoys being a voyeur and exclaims, "My Precious!!!" when he ejaculates.

[reiven]

rye saturn is about as bland as milk toast, and has no sex drive whatsoever.

[Wry Satyr]

^sops milk toast in fish oil to improve brain activity, but forgets to eat it.

[Fyrnae]

^ wishes he were an Ent.

[Wry Satyr]

^If my face weren't made of stone, I'd cry about it every night since meeting you. (Thanks for picking up on that.)

^didn't know that my face isn't the only thing that's made of stone.

[Fyrnae]

^ doesn't know this too shall pass -- Spring, eh?

[reiven]

banned for repeated Spring=sex drive references.
are you saying normal people slack off in july?

[jonnyb]

^reiaven slacks off in July and attempts many snow dances in the hopes of tricking nature into thinking it is really spring so he can get his potency back. According to Southern Hemisphere lore, Reiven is the sole reason is snows there in July.

[reiven]

fyrn and cooper have a communicable disease the causes unsuspecting forumites to ban in the rumors thread

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jonnyb sniggled at the term 'slacking off'

[Fyrnae]

^thinks he's right

[GenessorDios]

^ has never signaled for right of way in her life, due to her inability to remember which way to push to get the desired direction and her embarrassment at being judged by other drivers.

[Wry Satyr]

^was once confused by the Borg as being a suppository.

[Fyrnae]

^is the other gargoyles' 'bitch'

[Wry Satyr]

^but only if the other gargoyles are of the female variety and praise me for being a good boy when they make me do naughty things.

[Fyrnae]

^thinks I am one of those gargoyles. May need to get his sight tested.

[Wry Satyr]

^assumes too much, but is willing to give anything a try a couple dozen times just be certain when making decisions.

[GenessorDios]

^^ freeze-dries her hair, breaks it off and uses it to clean her ears.

[Wry Satyr]

^feared for his life when Reagan introduced the Star Wars plan to defend against ballistic missiles.

[GenessorDios]

^ concocted a brew so toxic that even Coke wouldn't market it.

[Cooper]

^ was once a NASCAR....literalily

[Wry Satyr]

^fantasizes about driving the bat-mobile.

[Cooper]

^calls the Hunchback "Mom"

[Wry Satyr]

^lives in the bellfry.

[Cooper]

^doesn't know an Alley from a bellfry

[hutbug]

doesn't know a cat from a bat

[reiven]

^ doesn't know thing1 from thing2

[Fyrnae]

^doesn't know the ancient meaning of the word 'thing'

[reiven]

^ is referring to my p-ness
<yet again>

[Fyrnae]

^isn't

[reiven]

^ wants to see my animals

[Fyrnae]

^actually likes cats

[reiven]

^ wants some of my cat recipes

[Cooper]

^thinks his cat is a thing

[reiven]

^ is not enjoying the latest crop of game thread noobs

[Wry Satyr]

^enjoys going without threads, aka - nekid.

[jonnyb]

^Pops other people's zits to pass free time. For sure OCD, but boarderline cumpulsive behavior. It's all he can do to keep from squishing random strangers zits when walking by.

[Wry Satyr]

^compulsively picks at sideburns to ensure that each hair is the same length, much like a monkey picking at lice.

[plotthickens]

^Sniffs public bus seats for the thrill.

[Wry Satyr]

^collects pubic hair at the morgue for the thrill.

[Dan]

^ Has a severe bout of necrophilia, the colder the sexier I heard.

[Fyrnae]

^his shed is actually a Tardis

[Cooper]

^is STILL obsessed with that damn leaf...

[Dan]

^FY Can't let the summer of 86 out of her mind :p

[Fyrnae]

Cooper doesn't want to be the leaf.

[Dan]

^Cooper wants to tread on my testicles

[Fyrnae]

^wants him to