Let's Spread Rumors

[GenessorDios]

^ buys Slipknot albums to piss off his neighbors; unbeknownst to him, the octogenarians next door are big metalheads.

[Fyrnae]

^pisses off his neighbours. Needs to do nothing to achieve this effect..

[GrnEyz]

^pisses off the back deck... neighbors are amused.

[Fyrnae]

Pisses sitting down. His neighbours are even more amused than mine are.

[Cooper]

^enjoys pissing contests

[GrnEyz]

^pissed off the pope and quit church for 5 years.

[Fyrnae]

GrnEyz eats yellow snow when he thinks he's not being observed

[Cooper]

I heard that Fyrnae likes to run naked in the snow....brrrr

[GrnEyz]

^built a snowman by a lightpole and went on a drinking binge after the snowplow took it out.

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[Cooper]

^drove the snowplow...bastard.

[Fyrnae]

^drives me insane

[WoodsWoman]

^was surprised how short the trip was.

[Cooper]

^likes to sit back and laugh...

[Fyrnae]

^hates every second of it.

[Cooper]

^incurages WW to sit back and laugh

[GenessorDios]

^ is addicted to NOx.

[WoodsWoman]

^is addicted to NoDoze because he can't drink coffee.

[reiven]

^ once went after menacing dog with a stick because she said 'that one needs killin'

[WoodsWoman]

^mistook my shotgun for a stick. You don't mess around with rabid animals.

[reiven]

^ wrote (total of) 278 letters to her various elected officials, state and municipal, to force the cable company to extend DSL to her property...she was successful.

[WoodsWoman]

(Thank any and all powers that be!! - And that it wasn't nearly that difficult in reality.)

^misses the Lawrence Welk Show.

[reiven]

^ no mr. bubble here.
she bought a commercial bubble machine that produces 120,000 BPH, and has had warranty work done on it recently.

[WoodsWoman]

^knows - and uses - the formula for making lead based paint.

[Cooper]

^ pres of Lawrance Welk fan club

[reiven]

Cooper deep-fries Twinkies.

[GenessorDios]

^ freeze-dries pinkies.

[AnnoyingPony]

GenessorDios eats freeze-dried pinkies.

[Cooper]

^AP supplies them

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper smuggles them over the border.

[Cooper]

^AP rides the white pony

[reiven]

The Amazing AnnoyingPony works for Circuit City @ cellphone counter

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven is my manager at Circuit City.

[Cooper]

^AP has never heard a dial tone

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper prank-calls the mental health hotline.

[Cooper]

^AP...you promised to never tell

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper also does drive-by shootings of orphanages.

[GenessorDios]

^ loots them afterwards.

[AnnoyingPony]

GenessorDios kills the kids' parents so that he can send them to a Catholic orphanage and molest them.

[reiven]

GenDio has a complete matched chess set based on dime-store candies.
the rooks are always his first target, because he loves tootsie rolls.

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven was the mastermind behind this unholy, terrifying show: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

[GenessorDios]

^ seriously injured herself after she watched the Matrix by self trepanation to insert a USB cable into her head.

[hutbug]

^was Robbie the Robot's stunt double for The Forbidden Planet.

[Cooper]

^sings in the shower, the car, the bathroom at work....

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper records hutbug's songs and then learns to lip-sync to them so that he can enter America's Got Talent and WIN

[jonnyb]

^Secretly watches that America's Got Talent in her hall closet. Also has a mini freezer in said closet that is packed with ice cream.

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb forced me to hide in my closet... it seems I'll need to move... again...

[Fyrnae]

^is coming out of the closet

[GrnEyz]

^hides in the closet after being spotted peeing off the back deck by amused neighbors.

[Fyrnae]

Only has an outdoor water closet

[reiven]

^ spent almost three thousand dollars promoting an office stress-reduction game that she called Stapler Wars, (paintball rules played with office desk staplers).

despite early enthusiasm, several unfortunate eye injuries caused her to pull the idea.

[Calica]

^took advantage of the opportunity to be free to throw stuff at coworkers he finds annoying, and was responsible for some of the "accidental" eye injuries.

[reiven]

Calica was this close *holds index finger one centimeter from thumb* to being an Olympic volleyball competitor. she declined because the outfit colors didn't suit her.

[Calica]

^would not mind wearing pink shorts and a bra while being seen on TV worldwide jumping around after a ball.

[reiven]

^ has been reading the volleyball chapters from my journal

[Fyrnae]

reiven published his own diary on the internet under a pseudonym for the sake off the attention, also so he could feign outrage later.

[reiven]

Feignae still holds the record for most boxes of thin mints sold in one day.

[GenessorDios]

^ has a lifelong dream of going down in history as the world's greatest arsonist, but is unable to do so because he never learned how to strike a match or operate a lighter. Now just douses buildings in gasoline and leaves pissed off when lightning doesn't strike.

[jonnyb]

^
^Reiven had a cranial augmentation go bad....that's wy he wears that plaid hat in every thread he posts in.

^GD *shakes head* I am speechless.

[GenessorDios]

^ theorized the occurrence of spontaneous decombustion, the phenomenon of astronauts self-igniting when they remove their spacesuits in space.

[jonnyb]

^waits behind the nearest moon to eat decombusting astronauts.

[reiven]

^ wrote doctoral thesis on Who's Face Can Be Discerned In The Moon

[Cooper]

^wears potato skins for special occassions

[reiven]

^can knock a fly off a beer bottle at 30' with a slingshot

[Cooper]

^can smell BBQ from 10 miles, and tell you what it is

[Fyrnae]

^secretly dances around in the woods when he thinks no one is looking.

[AnnoyingPony]

Fyrnae likes to join him.

[reiven]

AnnoyingPony slips into the house while they're out. she tries each bowl of porridge, each chair and finally curls up in the little bed with the FB's

[Fyrnae]

^reiven has the place decked out with secret cameras. I found the one in the bedroom, reiven. Shame on you.

[reiven]

what can i say, AnnoyingPony is cutie, all curled up with the FB's.

cooper knew about the cameras :scared:

[Fyrnae]

^doesn't know I found and disconnected them all.

[WoodsWoman]

^doesn't know she missed a couple.

[Fyrnae]

^ doesn't know I found the ones she tried to hide as well.

[Cooper]

^has plans for those cameras

[reiven]

cooper requires instruction on how to use any sort of photographic equipment

[Fyrnae]

^wishes to instruct Cooper in the ways of the Force

[reiven]

Fyrnae staged that picture with all the trash to raise awareness

[Fyrnae]

reiven helped me haul it in

[reiven]

due to chronically sore feets, Fyrnae has decided to become Moped-ist between the worlds.

[Cooper]

^skinman wants new skin....

[Fyrnae]

^Cooper wants to remove reiven's old skin first.

[GenessorDios]

^^ is wearing short short shorts beneath the cape, has caused a few eyes to bleed, not all of them human. Not all of them alive either.

[reiven]

fyrnae runs a pumice stone recovery site. all collected stones are returned to their natural habitat.

[Cooper]

^skinman stole WW bottle, is now on most wanted list

[Fyrnae]

^moonlights at a Victorian theme park, playing 'Jack'

[WoodsWoman]

^^thinks the bottle was important - not the formaldehyde that was in it.

^Knows why it's so important.

[Cooper]

^is going to seriously scold skinman for taking her bottle

^^ talked me into it

[Fyrnae]

^^ knows I know. *Raises glass at WW* Slainte.

^promised he wouldn't tell

[Cooper]

^keeps secrets.....

[Fyrnae]

^was actually undercover for a tabloid newspaper all those years

[Cooper]

^figured out my deep dark secret

[Fyrnae]

^ is daft and thinks he can ban me to bed

[Cooper]

^to bed, woman! Banned !

[GenessorDios]

^ once replaced all the stethoscopes in a hospital with realistic-looking fakes at night. There was a 700% spike in emergency heart surgeries the next day.

[AnnoyingPony]

^ GenessorDios is a believer in homeopathy.

[jonnyb]

^ Practitioner of sociopathy.

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb isn't smarter than a 5th grader.

[jonnyb]

That's right but I can run circles around a first grader.

^teaches the 5th grade because she is bigger than all the other kids there.

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb is still in 5th grade because was held back for years. As a result, he hasn't graduated elementary school. Oh, and I'm his teacher.

[jonnyb]

^keeps making me stay after school to write 'I will do what teacher says' over and over again on the dry erase board.

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb is a naughty, naughty child.

[jonnyb]

Just because I bring my beer to class...I'm old enough!

^Likes to sit under the bleachers with me and drink beer during recess.

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb drinks during recess so that he has an excuse to go home early.

[jonnyb]

^scavenges under all the classroom desks when no one is looking to find prechewed gum to chomp on.

[reiven]

Jonnyb would remove about 8" of wire from a spiral notebook, turn up about one inch on each side to hold on to, and 'saw' the wire back and forth across his desk until the wire got hot. he would then bow the two ends together and touch the heated part to the ear of the kid sitting in the desk in front of him.

[GrnEyz]

^threw a spitball at the cutest girl in class when the teacher turned her back, missed, and hit the team's linebacker in the side of the face. (didn't turn out too well)

[reiven]

GrnEyz worked for a framing crew about 20 years ago, and took a pot shot at another worker with a 12d nail gun, who returned fire. alliances were formed across the crew, and in total 25,000 nails were fired. it was all fun and games until (you guessed it) someone put a nail through a pedestrians pomeranian.

[GrnEyz]

^sentenced to Banned thread Moderator by INTJf admin for spreading a false rumor about the forums newest Core Member.

[reiven]

*standing in deference to the newest member of the Tennessee Core Militia*

now, where was i? oh yeah,
every year, GrnEyz buys a full compliment of ski apparel, and pays a resort guests with the same build as himself to don said apparel. this way, GrnEyz will have pictures to "prove" he can ski.

sorry, dude, we've known all along.

[GrnEyz]

^took his hat off at the worlds fair Egyptian display and was mistaken for King Tut's mummy.

[jonnyb]

^For years GE has been waxing the tops of his his skis. He prided himself as having the shiniest sticks on the slopes.

[Wapiti]

^Thinks the people on the tv can see him.

[Cooper]

^elk in bird costume

[GenessorDios]

^ deathstaring at someone who broke the five second rule by invoking the ten second rule.

[Cooper]

^ I heard he has broken gears...

[GenessorDios]

^ pulls the wings off flies and makes them race on his desk.

[Fyrnae]

^sticks his antenna into places it probably doesn't belong.

[WoodsWoman]

^ cheers him on.

[Fyrnae]

^films it

[WoodsWoman]

^markets those films.

[Fyrnae]

^likes the back room of my shop.

[WoodsWoman]

^keeps a well stoked liquor cabinet in that back room...

[Cooper]

^sneaks in and steals the booze then replaces it with water....

[Fyrnae]

^Cooper drinks the water

[Cooper]

^thinks is funny...snickers a lot

[Fyrnae]

^hates making me laugh

[Cooper]

^hates to laugh, she's a big grump...

[Fyrnae]

^is especially grumpy, even after his daily caffiene overdose.

[Cooper]

^meanest damn woman to walk the face of the earth.....

[Fyrnae]

^Cruellest man I have ever met

[WoodsWoman]

^
^^
Cutest couple I've ever had the pleasure to observe! oops - that's not a rumor... uh....

Are actually partners currently heading up the IRA.

[Cooper]

^owns the IRA

[WoodsWoman]

^thinks that's a rumor...

[Cooper]

^knows its true

[Fyrnae]

^knows better

[WoodsWoman]

^believes six impossible things before breakfast.

[GrnEyz]

^managing director of the NRA

[hutbug]

^head custodian of an Aspen ski resort.

[GenessorDios]

^ claims she's singing in C but she knows it's a lie, it's been in C# all along. Admit your shame!

[Fyrnae]

^always has perfect pitch.....on the baseball field.

[Cooper]

^likes to see me wired up

[Fyrnae]

^underestimates the sheer awesome power of bio-electricity and basic quantum mechanics combined with will.

[Cooper]

^ plays with electricity

[Fyrnae]

^Hates getting 'pinged' by me

[Cooper]

^likes to 'ping' me...

[reiven]

it was revealed by a local TV news crew yesterday that cooper has been running an FB attack-camp. there is damning film of Spyder, one of his cats, flattened a neighbors tire.

[Fyrnae]

^reiven installed the secret cameras to get the footage for the local TV crew.

[GenessorDios]

A little birdie told me Fyrnae once sprung a border collie from doggy prison while it was awaiting trial for 274 counts of bone theft. The sentence would only have been ten minutes of berating by its master but she did it anyway after being egged on by one top hat-wearing dog aficionado. That same, chatty birdie also informed me about her existing trial for canine jailbreak, which could land her up to 7 years prison time in a federal penitentiary.

Corollary rumor: I know of a bird that can not only speak, but recount accurately details of legal proceedings & the strategies pursued by each side, yet is unable to control its poop reflex when perched on my shoulder.

[reiven]

^ buried a school bus in his back yard as a contingency bunker

[jonnyb]

^Easily sympathizes with snakes sheding their skin as this is the time of year to re-tan his hide.

[GenessorDios]

^ cited somnambulism as the sole defense in all 62 of his public indecency trials. Surprisingly, the jury believed him. Little did the judge know, however, that he had earlier hacked into the court's and the local hospital's mainframe, placing somnambulism-sufferers on jury duty for all of his trials. Their experience with the condition and subsequent empathy saved his ass, in more ways than one. Maybe there is a use for those Feelers after all.

[reiven]

jonnyb has three 17 year old 'nieces'

[jonnyb]

^Keeps pestering me to 'hook him up'.

[GenessorDios]

^ thinks hooking up is an extreme sexual fetish involving sharp instruments.

[jonnyb]

^Always offers to bring the sharp metal object to the parties.

[Wry Satyr]

^world out of focus except for 1.5"x 2" area directly infront of eyes wherein sees electrons revolving around nucleii, like planets revolving around stars.

[reiven]

jonnyb has had up to three people in that carpeted, climate controlled, hinge topped box

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Wry Satyr thinks 'putting my head on paper' means sleeping on his notebook

[jonnyb]

^Reiven has had up to thirty 18 wheelers, 27 RVs, 53 passenger cars, 17 heavy trucks, 49 motorcycles, 4 mountain bikes and 1 razor scooter (his own personal) in his parking lot at the same time.

[reiven]

jonnyb's 'magic sleeping box' as he calls it is rated to withstand fire, explosion, and is waterproof to a depth of 225 feet.

[jonnyb]

Don't forget, it doesn't stain with spilt beer. That's the most important feature.

^Wants to market my magic sleeping box to redneck doomsdayists across the globe.

[reiven]

^ has never run a washing machine

[WoodsWoman]

^has never required the services of a washing machine and poo-poos the need for them.

[Wry Satyr]

^uses a litter boxes when she sneezes.

[Wapiti]

^Washes his/her clothes by spreading peanut butter on them and letting the dog lick them clean.

[WoodsWoman]

^has a fetish for plaster dust and insulation itchiness.

[Fyrnae]

^hates hugs. {{{WW}}}

[Cooper]

^can't help nameing off every plant, flower or tree she walks past

[Fyrnae]

^can't help stopping to smell them

[reiven]

^ keeps her extensive collection of books with the splines against the wall, to discourage visitors from browsing them.

[Wry Satyr]

^thinks plaid is a way of life.

[reiven]

^experimented with beer made from marigolds

[GenessorDios]

^ spent 3 years constructing a fully working miniature guillotine with the intention of having trials for the insects and rodents brazen enough to enter his room (and inevitably sentencing them all to death by decapitation). Surprisingly, none of them have responded to his multiple subpoenas.

[reiven]

^ unfulfilled goal for 2008, learn to mimic Marie Antoinette's handwriting.

[Cooper]

^is a Republican

[GenessorDios]

^ swam across an ocean to try to get to England, but was utterly confused when he reached land and a Russian news crew rushed to interview him for being the first person to cross the Pacific without a mode of transportation.

[reiven]

^has removed and replaced the colored squares on his rubik's cube so many times, they don't stick anymore.

he said it got wet after he solved it last time. pfft.

[GenessorDios]

^ thinks he's schizophrenic but really just has too many mirrors.

[Cooper]

^likes to set off M-80s inside that door of his

[Fyrnae]

^provides the explosives in question

[Synapse]

^Has a Play-Doh fetish and thus enjoys the liberal application of C4 on the body

[reiven]

synapse read about a man who cooked a steak on the manifold of his buick. not to be out done, synapse did too, and became violently ill afterwords. wrapping the steak in aluminum foil made an amazing difference for the guy in the buick.

[GenessorDios]

^ application to join Iron Chef was turned down due to his all too literal ferrum-based main course suggestion.

[jonnyb]

Wears horseshoes on his feet to match the outfit.

[reiven]

jonnyb has a special chair in his living room. the front legs are 1 1/4 inches shorter than the rear legs. whenever he has uninvited/unwanted guests, he invites them sit in this chair. the leaning forward sensation causes the guest to feel awkward and stand in just a very few minutes, and then be on their way.

[jonnyb]

^Reiven is able to put the hair on the fronts of his knees into a pony tail.

[reiven]

^case study of OCD. he loves peanut M&M's, but before he can eat them, he separates them into a single line, smallest to largest, then grouped by color if any are the same size, eating any with an imperfect logo first.

[jonnyb]

Don't forget my ability to suck the peanut through the chocolate beforehand. That is what made me so popular with the girls when I was in high school.

^Commented once that he didn't like the flavor of Asian pink antifreeze.

[reiven]

^ still to this day has trepidation eating sprinkles on ice cream because a childhood friend told him they were candy covered ants.

[Fyrnae]

^ leaves piles of sprinkles lying around in jonnyb's path, knowing that jb & his OCD will be unable to carry on without stopping to sort them by colour.

[GrnEyz]

^pretends to like Cooper but actually has a reiven fetish.

[Fyrnae]

^pretends to fancy me when it's actually Cooper he's after. GrnEyz, you naughty boy...

[reiven]

^ does not have pythonesque disdain for the number three...

[GrnEyz]

^thinks a Ménage à trois is a redneck poker game.

[reiven]

^ wants to see my Ménage à trois poker game tapestry

[GrnEyz]

^his Ménage à trois poker game consists of himself, an oragutan, and a baboon.

[Fyrnae]

^wants to join in and make it a foursome.

[GrnEyz]

^played strip poker with a couple of gypsys...

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[Fyrnae]

*rolls eyes to the heavens and whistles nonchalantly* They weren't that good looking though.

^ above pic proves that he filmed it.

[GrnEyz]

Banned for denying the obvious.

Oops... I mean "^often downplays the obvious."

[Synapse]

Banned for secret desire to join them.

[GrnEyz]

^is easily misled to post 'banned' in the rumor thread.

^enjoys stating the obvious.

[Cooper]

^does not have green eyes

[GenessorDios]

Reliable sources have informed me that Cooper was dropped at birth on his head. Fortunately he landed on a bed and wasn't physically harmed, but has had a phobia of jumping ever since.

[Wry Satyr]

^enjoys zero gravity as a way of easing stress on rusting joints and ball bearings.

[reiven]

Wry Satyr moonlights as a dell computer marketing guru

[WoodsWoman]

^writes software glitches for M$ to include in their latest software releases.

[Fyrnae]

^was paid not to divulge that info

[GrnEyz]

^Entertains upper echelon programmers during periods of mental blockage.

[Cooper]

^likes Boy George

[GrnEyz]

^Is consumed with the idea of 'precious'

[Cooper]

^pres of Wham! fan club

[reiven]

^ known for 'wide stance' in public restrooms

[GrnEyz]

^keeps 'precious' in a dirty sock until playtime.

[Cooper]

^ has 11x14 signed photo of Larry Craig in his bedroom, on the ceiling, over the bed

[Fyrnae]

Grn Eyz can't wait until playtime

[GrnEyz]

^pays to observe.

[Fyrnae]

pays to keep the films off the internet.

[GrnEyz]

^does not accept American Express.

[Cooper]

^ does not have cash 'cuz he spent it on....things, yeah, thats it.....things

[Fyrnae]

^lent me the filming equipment

[Cooper]

^begged me for it

[Fyrnae]

haggled over the price, in the end he admitted he'd accept an exchange

[Cooper]

^ she gave me a new shovel

[Fyrnae]

^dug his own grave with his new shovel

[jonnyb]

Younger sibling is a venus flytrap.

[Fyrnae]

^catches flies to feed her

[jonnyb]

^tried to catch a fly once and the ball knocked her out. She came to rambling equations and something about worm holes and the space/time/mass effect and then returned back to normal. She later tried to recall what she said but could only draw pictures of animals with crayons.

[GenessorDios]

^ tried to patent his nick to retroactively claim royalties from all instances of it being mentioned in INTJf. His dastardly plan would have succeeded to if not for the patent office clerk who went postal and burned up the building, taking his application with it.

[AnnoyingPony]

GenessorDios was the office clerk who "went postal." He killed ten adorable baby seals and set fire to five churches and orphanages.

[reiven]

AnnoyingPony has a recurring dream of watching a man, a woman, two little girls and a toddler boy getting shot to pieces in a basement. she wakes each time when someone mistakenly calls her Anastasia.

[GenessorDios]

^ always forgives and forgets, but never forgoes forging foreign foreground foraging forklifts.

[jonnyb]

^Mother is a Hyster forklift that runs off of propane.

[vern]

^Wishes to date above mentioned Mother.
Hi Jon!

[AnnoyingPony]

vern wears a long Santa hat, except it has a spiked ball (like a morningstar) on the end of it so that he can whack little kids with it during the holiday season.

[Mikk]

<- needs more beer today

[reiven]

^ no longer requires 90 seconds to adjust his eyes when coming in from full snowcover

[jonnyb]

^Mikk says the only time his eyes have to readjust is when seeing Reiven after he washes all the dirt off of his person in the shower and then resumes his streak campaign.

[eyeonyou]

..wants to be naked and famous

[Fyrnae]

It isn't that she's too busy in reality to stay in touch on the forum, it's that IOU just doesn't care.

Hey there!

[eyeonyou]

...needs a license to practice that double-back psychology

[GenessorDios]

^ used to wet the bed up to age 25. Managed to stop doing so after seeing a psychiatrist, now falls asleep while on the toilet instead.

[reiven]

^ forbidden to use the lawnmower at his grandparents house because he 'accidentally' pops a wheelie each time he starts forward.

[Cooper]

^gets drunk and does not save his friend from certain death so he can steal his buddys girl after he is dead.....

[GenessorDios]

^ washes his feet with concentrated sulfuric acid to kill the fungus growing there, only managed to stunt their growth a little.

[eyeonyou]

wants "HIT ME" tattooed across his forehead.

[reiven]

^ never been kissed

[Wry Satyr]

^breakfast in bed - how delightful!

[GenessorDios]

^ had tongue lengthening surgery 5 years ago, you can totally tell by the scar down the middle. Unfortunately, with the aesthetic improvements come a decline in taste bud performance. Now he can only recognize extremely spicy foods or a hint of cinnamon, everything else just tastes papery.

[Thirdie]

^ was seen dancing to the tune of Jingle Bells while drinking booze, then raw lemon juice (from lemon and such, no sugar or anything). He drank too much lemon and that called for a general surgery, thus why he's a mini-robot.

[AnnoyingPony]

Thirdie used mind-control to "convince" GenessorDios to do such a thing.

[Fyrnae]

AnnoyingPony taught her the techniques.