Let's Spread Rumors

[jonnyb]

^would like me to believe that. I know that your still the werewolf of Oregon.

[Cooper]

^ likes to crush the dreams of werewolves across the globe

[jonnyb]

^Has difficulties reverting back to human form after the full moon. Spends most of his disposable cash on body wax job kits.

[Cooper]

^ wants the hair for a 'real hair' wig so no one knows he is bald

[GenessorDios]

^ Couldn't tell time until he was 14.

[Cooper]

^ still can't tell time, or remember the abc's

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper is an illiterate, bald lycanthrope who is living on public property like a hobo. There. I said it.

[GenessorDios]

^ Literate, hairy, property-owning lycanthrophile who can barely hide her desire for a certain illiterate, bald, homeless lycanthrope. I guess it's true that opposites attract.

[reiven]

^ has no elbows

[WoodsWoman]

^has two sets of shark-like teeth.

[reiven]

^ lost one ear in a bizarre gardening accident while listening to a song from the album 'smell the glove'

[eyeonyou]

eats young children for breakfast

[Fyrnae]

^is a secret softy

[math]

Fyrnae invented a machine for kicking her own ass.To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

[Fyrnae]

Yeah, it was otherwise known as 'turning into a basket case in the name of love on the INTJf.' lol

^was a consult for the machine's design. Field tester too.

[math]

Fyrnae cried for weeks after our marketing campaign for "the ass-kicker" targeting state universities was a miserable failure. Don't beat yourself up Fyrnae. We should have gone straight to the fraternity/sorority houses with it.

[WoodsWoman]

math dislikes numbers and won't do any computations without a calculator.

[jonnyb]

^restlessly dreams of letters and sentence structures at night.

[Cooper]

^wishes he had a pair of hot pink leather shorts.

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper wants to see jonnyb in hot pink leather shorts.

[Cooper]

^ loves to annoy ponies

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper is a pony. To be more specific, he's a "My Little Pony" pony.

[Cooper]

^ forgot to ask Fyrnae about that....

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper communicates with evil spirits through cereal bowls.

[Cooper]

^ only because AnnoyingPony asks me to so she can talk to Secrateriate, or whatever that dead horses name is..

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper likes to beat dead horses.

[Cooper]

^ AnnoyingPony chases chickens....naked

[vern]

^Cooper chases naked chickens and please, whatever you do, don't ask him about what the stick is for...

[Cooper]

^ Vern!!!! Has film at 11:00

[vern]

Disrobes...oh sorry you said film... never mind!

^Cooper wears a corset. (or at least I imagine he does)

[Cooper]

^ vern hangs with alley cats and stray dogs

[reiven]

^ looks for meaning in the words spelled out in his morning bowl of cheerios

[vern]

^Coop stands alone and longingly in his door way and watches as I hang with alley cats and stray dogs...

^reiven finds meaning in his coffee grounds...and loves rainbows...

[reiven]

vern sings 'Have you ever been experienced...wellllll, i have" and doesn't know why

[vern]

Do so...

^reiven embroiders flowers on his undergarments...

[reiven]

^ still bound by such conventional undergarments

[vern]

What undergarments...

^reiven collects greeting cards, with sunrises and ponies and sweet sentiments...

[ssrprotege]

At one point, vern spent 24 hours (yes, without sleeping) talking about how he feels about things.

[vern]

Yes I was drunk...

^ssrprotege is often found batting at the little red things on that attractive hat and usually misses...

[reiven]

^ hates Purity milk products

[vern]

What of it?

^reiven believes passing stools means meandering past chairs with no backs...

[reiven]

Vern once worked for a chair manufacturer and was responsible for the company slogan:

"Chairs- Mans greatest AssSet"

after that fiasco, Vern was demoted to collecting the demos for the trade shows;
executive highback samples, guest chair samples, and of course, the stool samples.

[vern]

You should have seen the logo...

^reiven has hair sprouting from his belly button, and he keeps it in the cupboard under the stairs.

[Cooper]

^ eats children, roasted

[jonnyb]

^eats navel lint, steamed.

[reiven]

cooper had both feet removed and fused to the end of his leg bones to eliminate those unsightly ankle bumps

[Cooper]

^reiven was on the grassy knowl, taking a leak, so he missed it all

[vern]

^reiven made soup out of Coopers ankle bumps.

^Jonnyb is planning a career in interior design focussing primarily on toilet seats...

[jonnyb]

Cooper: Insists the windows of heaven poured out on him and woke him from a nap at the foot of a grassy knowl

^Is offering to test my new seat designs

[reiven]

jonnyb wishes more family would move near him

[vern]

^reiven hosts Tupperware parties...kinky ones.

[Cooper]

^ all of the above are co-conspirtors in the Lincohon assisanation

(someone teach me to spell!!!)

[reiven]

vern was really surprised at what was sold at surprise parties

[newday]

^thinks Seriously very seriously.

[jonnyb]

Reiven: claims tuperware will soon outperform latex.

Newday: Returned from the twilight zone with gift bags from Reiven's party.

[Cooper]

^burps beer and cookies

[jonnyb]

^like to sniff the by product

[Cooper]

^scans brain to see if it came back yet

[jonnyb]

^keeps brain in an odd place.

[Cooper]

^ wants me to tell him where I keep his brain

[jonnyb]

^Gets his brain confused with other people's brains.

[vern]

^prefers snickerdoodles with his brains.

[Cooper]

^ makes "special" snickerdoodles

[jonnyb]

*Coifs pinky finger in air*

Yes, the gelatenous brain gooo spread thinly upon the snickerdoodle gives the most robust of acquired taste.

@ Vern: makes the secret goo that I import.

@ Cooper^ wants to try some.

[reiven]

^ want's to buy a 'short' bus

[jonnyb]

^Talked me into it after I got a ride on his

[Cooper]

^lives under the short bus

[reiven]

from the expected revenues off their coffin business, cooper and jonnyb intend to open a theme park called Beer Alley

[jonnyb]

^Is going to man the beer booth

[Cooper]

^is going to test the beer

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper is going to spike the beer with date rape drugs.

[reiven]

^ is going to sell swim suits for the beer slide

[Cooper]

AnnoyingPony does not know the power of my eyes...... :devilish:

[reiven]

^ does not know the power of his halitosis

[Cooper]

^ does not know the power of his body oder

[reiven]

^ doesn't believe that Ode D'reiven goes for $120 a bottle

[Cooper]

^ doesn't know that what is really in that bottle was once beer from jonnyb

[WoodsWoman]

^Sells jonnyb beer.

[Cooper]

^ sells snow to tourists, right before she shoots 'em

[WoodsWoman]

^is the source of all my nefarious ideas.

[Cooper]

^has them kinda thoughts

[WoodsWoman]

^thinks because I'm an F I'd deny them.

[reiven]

^ wants to build a rollercoaster named Nefarious at the new theme park

[newday]

^wants to change his peewee birdie diaper.

[WoodsWoman]

^wants to fund said rollercoaster.

[reiven]

newday sill has imelda marcos' shoe collection

[Cooper]

^ eats live worms

[newday]

^are fond of having those shoe collection.

[WoodsWoman]

^forgot yesterday

[reiven]

newday photoshopped-out the stars from the background of his avi

[newday]

^banned because I edit it myself.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for doing like I do...

[newday]

^banned for having submeters in avi background.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for putting a hat on that poor bird.

[newday]

^banned for emphasizing poverty

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for being in the same boat...

[newday]

^likes to ban in the wrong thread

[WoodsWoman]

^enjoys confusing me

[Cooper]

^ bird has a mouse brain

[newday]

^the man in the alley eats bird brain.

[reiven]

^ sells sharkfin soup

[newday]

^ eats shoelace pasta

[reiven]

newday likes to snorkel Manila bay

[newday]

swims the junk yard of Payatas.

[WoodsWoman]

reiven picks up other peoples luggage when leaving an airport.

newday flies near erupting volcanoes.

[newday]

has a built in clock within her glasses

[WoodsWoman]

^has extra brain space in that blue hat.

[hutbug]

newday's 'hat' is really a blue-footed booby.
ww is hiding bodies all over the yacht.

[newday]

hutbug's head is fishy

[Cooper]

^ bird has feather mites

[WoodsWoman]

Alley man has cold feet.

[reiven]

cooper is a baft dastard

[Cooper]

^reiven things that will work just as well as "daft bastard"

[WoodsWoman]

^is a balmy bloke.

[Cooper]

^ goes to bed

[hutbug]

^NEVER sleeps. EVER.

[jonnyb]

^is the result of Jesus's loaves and fishes trick.

[GenessorDios]

^ After a flash of brilliance at age two, understood quantum physics completely and publshed 3 papers under the pseudonym Stephen Hawking. Unfortunately reverted to being a dunce three months later.

[jonnyb]

^His mechanic claims GD is full of bolts but has no nuts.

[GenessorDios]

^Crazier about nuts than a squirrel hopped up on PCP.

[hutbug]

G's teeth are superglued shut.

[jonnyb]

^ Is expert at blank, cold gazing.

[WoodsWoman]

^is posing for a coffin advertisement.

[reiven]

^ played a maple tree in a fourth grade play

[WoodsWoman]

^is made from rotted leaf debris from the forest floor.

[Fyrnae]

^cannot tell the difference between reiven & myself

[WoodsWoman]

^thinks she's made of rotted leaves when she's made of green ones.

[AnnoyingPony]

WoodsWoman has an obsession with leaves.

[eyeonyou]

...Pony is Annoying

[AnnoyingPony]

eyeonyou is actually Captain Obvious.

[reiven]

AnnoyingPony® uses her feathered masquerade mask-on-a-stick when she goes to the store

[eyeonyou]

AnnoyingPony is actually Steve Urkel

[reiven]

IOU is missing for weeks at a time because she is active in the national guard

[eyeonyou]

Reiven is actually Danny DiVito in a troll suit

[reiven]

eyeonyou is a ghost writer for all of the See Dick and Jane books

[Cooper]

reiven has naked lizard tats on his back

[eyeonyou]

Coop has naked marine posters in his bathroom

[Cooper]

^ got them autographed for me

(there are women Marines you know)

[eyeonyou]

They're just men in disguise...Coop has autographed posters of He-males in his bathroom

[Cooper]

^ wishes she was one of them.......Have you SEEN any of them? OH MY GOD!!

[eyeonyou]

..Has secret patent on X-Ray glasses...(perv)

[Cooper]

^DAMN YOU! How did you know?!

[reiven]

cooper cant bring himself to throw away empty papertowel tubes. there are over 20,000 of them in his spare bedroom.

[Liason]

^sneaks into cooper's house and swipes some every now and then to use for his weird fetishes

[GenessorDios]

^ Applied to NASA, initially accepted due to perfectly helmet-shaped head, later rejected due to vacuum-filled brain.

[reiven]

GD had head trauma two weeks ago allowing for perfect, though temporary, wit.

[eyeonyou]

All Reivens grandchildren stutter because his favorite past-time is scaring the hell out of them

[GenessorDios]

^ Happy to be chained up, scratched and bleeding but constant Botox treatments prevent her from smiling.

[reiven]

^ belly is a minifridge

[GenessorDios]

^ Strong aversion to cats when his feet are tickled.

[reiven]

(strong aversion to cats that are breathing)

^ wants to find that yellow brick road with all his heart

[GenessorDios]

^ Fired from town planning committee after building only 1 road in a huge town without any pedestrian crossings or traffic lights. Also for not making the road from tar.

[reiven]

ran for city counsel, school board and zoning commission in the same election cycle.
his slogan?
"Surely you can use me somewhere!"

he lost in three simultanious landslides

[GenessorDios]

^ Caused more than 15 avalanches in his lifetime; reports indicate that snow molecules can't stand the pretentiousness of his rap career.

[reiven]

^ compulsively buys bleach by the gallon

[GenessorDios]

Single-strandedly contributed to global sales of Rogaine.

[Liason]

Is covered head to toe with hair as a side effect of using rogaine

[Fyrnae]

^is a smelly dog in real life

[vern]

^does not exist in real life

[Fyrnae]

^neither does he, anymore

[vern]

^is gender confused...

[Cooper]

^banned for sneaking in, again

[vern]

^is thread confused...

[Cooper]

< so whats new....

[vern]

^has a date

[Cooper]

^ sneaks up on dead fish

[vern]

^keeps pickled vegetables in his socks, not sure why but the odour is interesting

[Cooper]

Hides toothpicks in her hair...

[vern]

^hides hair in his toothpicks...

[Fyrnae]

^ & ^^ hide toothpicks from each other

[vern]

^covets coop's toothpick

[Cooper]

^makes toothpick towns

[Fyrnae]

makes out with his toothpick

[vern]

^is painting a portrait of the toothpick and Cooper to hang in her brothel

[Cooper]

< ITS A STICK!!

[eyeonyou]

...takes his dogs to the beach..they throw, he fetches

[vern]

ToothStick then...

^was a ToothStick last Halloween...

[Cooper]

^ was a candy corn last Halloween

[vern]

^still has candy corn in his teeth from the Halloween of 1984

[Fyrnae]

< misses candy corn

[Cooper]

@ vern ^ pokes dead guys with toothpicks and puts candy corn in her noistrels, then does a naked fire dance on popcorn, with butter

[vern]

^plans to appropriate Cooper's Candy Corn...

^Cooper has never been naked, born clothed he was, on a stormy night, the wind blew, the moon was out, (nice description huh) and it was creepy...oooo

[Fyrnae]

^gave me the idea

[vern]

^owes me royalties for that gem of an idea...

[AnnoyingPony]

vern uses a brain-drain device to steal other people's ideas so that he can take credit for them.

[vern]

Its a living

^AnnoyingPony runs a holiday camp for transgendered bovine...

[Cooper]

^shoplifts toothpicks

[vern]

^is toothpick obsessed, however is unaware as to their function, thus the Candy Corn smile...

[WoodsWoman]

Steals candy from children.

[Cooper]

^ is vern's lookout

[WoodsWoman]

^is our fence.

[Cooper]

^stays up late thinking of things to do to sappy trees

[Fyrnae]

^ignores all else whilst thinking of sappy things to do.

[Cooper]

^does sappy things

[Fyrnae]

^hates them with a passionate loathing

[hutbug]

^likes sappy things.

[Fyrnae]

^is a sappy thing

[Cooper]

^dripping in sap

[Fyrnae]

^is in trouble

[Cooper]

< daft bastard

[Fyrnae]

^prat

[hutbug]

^kills trees and sucks their sap for breakfast.

[Cooper]

^as fish extentions

[hutbug]

^thinks hair extensions are abominations, against the will of God.

[Cooper]

^thinks fish are a fashion statement

[Cooper]

^thinks fish are a fashion statement

[hutbug]

^Thinks top hats are sooooo right now.

[Cooper]

^doesn't realize they are

[hutbug]

^has a rabbit scratching at his scalp trying to get out..

[reiven]

^uses herring to improve cellphone reception

[Fyrnae]

^uses cellphone to improve hearing

[GenessorDios]

^ Times her showers to coincide with lightning storms, hasn't showered in 3 weeks.

[Fyrnae]

^Got hit by lightning once, has never fully recovered full brain function.

[GenessorDios]

^ Composed a song that sounded suspiciously similar to 'Happy Birthday', was involved in litigation for 3 years.

[WoodsWoman]

^can squeak the Star Spangled Banner when he forgets to oil his joints.

[GenessorDios]

^ Never been offered a lift to the candy store.

[Fyrnae]

^^likes to embarrass me

[Cooper]

^easily embarassed

[Fyrnae]

^loves it

[jonnyb]

^frequents cross pollination bars.

[GenessorDios]

^ Pollinates himself nightly.

[Fyrnae]

^frequents gay vampire bars

[jonnyb]

^Refuses to mix her pollen with spores

[Cooper]

^mixes his pollen with anything

[jonnyb]

^Has a thing for zip ties and duct tape.

[GenessorDios]

^ Has a fetish for making up weird fetishes for other people.

[AnnoyingPony]

GenessorDios has a weird fetish for watching people make up fetishes about other people.

[GenessorDios]

^ Once stood in line for concert tickets, only to find out the line was for a suicide booth, felt bad that she didn't have any nickels.

[WoodsWoman]

^Keeps sheep for the lanolin - but the application process is kinky.

[Fyrnae]

WW uses lanolin in order to keep herself supple for her encounters with said sheep. Ooh er, missus!

[Liason]

^Still attends weekly girl scout meetings

[Fyrnae]

^is stalking me

[jonnyb]

^holds up a bundle of cornstalks as she makes stalking claim.

[Fyrnae]

^likes what I can do with them

[jonnyb]

^Is good at making Halloween decorations with cornstalks.

[Fyrnae]

^thinks Samhain & Lughnassadh are the same festival

[vern]

^thinks Samhain is a resident of middle earth.

[Fyrnae]

^once accompanied an entire town of Norse warriors to Valhalla

[vern]

Damn straight...

^slew Baldr with a holly dart, was it holly, mistletoe, can't remember...the point is she killed our favourite god, is that bad?

[Fyrnae]

Mistletoe.

^wonders why Druids & Asatru sometimes get on and sometimes don't.

[vern]

Thank you.

^ate the salmon of knowledge for dinner last night, the leftovers are in her fridge, check it out.

[Fyrnae]

And it was tasty too. *hands you some hazelnuts*

^contributed to this thing called the 'coelbren,' which is far more Runic than Ogham.

[vern]

Thank you for the nuts. *starts lobbing them at passers-by*

^has yet to experience a really good Ogham.

[Fyrnae]

Au Contraire! Ended up doing my own interpretations after much research.
>-!!!!-||-.-O-||||-/////-||||->

^ easily confuses an ancient Celtic alphabet with sexual pleasure

[vern]

It is actually not that easy to be as confused as I am.

^Keeps Hagen of Troneck's eye in her naval.

[Fyrnae]

^keeps all of her Aesir and Vanir buddies in stitches for hours.

[vern]

I'm a fine seamstress...

^wrapped the left over Salmon of Knowledge in the Prose Edda.

[Cooper]

^lives to mess with yer brain

[reiven]

^ speaks fluent celtic

[Cooper]

^uses bag balm as deoderant