Let's Spread Rumors

[Cooper]

^ held me down and forced it out of me

[WoodsWoman]

^enjoyed it.

[Cooper]

^may not be wrong

[WoodsWoman]

^hates to admit to being wrong.

[reiven]

^ was wrong once. i think it involved paprika

[Fyrnae]

^has a hoard of Brownies (not the Girlscout type) who help her out around the place. They are a bit slack though.

[WoodsWoman]

^planned synchronized posting.

[reiven]

FrynPan was a masseuse on a cruise ship in the late '80s

[WoodsWoman]

^another synchronizer.

[Fyrnae]

^loves the synchronicities

[reiven]

^ has Ted Nugent intensities in ten cities. on vinyl

[Fyrnae]

^nicked it from my shelf, but it was ok, I didn't want it

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven is just begging to have his larynx crushed.

[reiven]

AnnoyingPony is unaware of any valuable music before the year 2000

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven thinks Hannah Montana is a good artist. Also, he's about to get his larynx crushed.

[Cooper]

< wants to watch this

[reiven]

*fears not for the safety of my singing voice*
AnnoyingPony once said " i would rather listen to a hog scratch his ass on a nail than listen to anything recorded in the '80s"

i was there. i heard it.

[Cooper]

< hands reiven his stick

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven's favorite movie is the Star Wars Christmas Special.

[WoodsWoman]

Cooper -poisoned that stick.

AP is biased against 78s.

[reiven]

AnnoyingPony loves the musical Oklahoma
and sings the songs with her friends, skipping through mall

[Fyrnae]

^biased against MP3s. All the good stuff from all eras, digital.

[reiven]

Fryneigha is biased against french fries. she calls them California Highway Patrolmen

[WoodsWoman]

reiven lives on french fries.

[Fyrnae]

^lives on French bread

[reiven]

LimbLady tied a red and white piece of yarn around a piece of gravel and gave it to a Romanian toddler

[WoodsWoman]

Entertains children by removing his false teeth.

[reiven]

^shares one set of teeth with her cousins

[Fyrnae]

Plays Hide & seek with chipmunks

[reiven]

^spent three days in her princess tree house when wind knocked the ladder down

[Cooper]

^ is really Puskatony Phil

[reiven]

^was bill murry's military liaison for the movie Stripes

[Fyrnae]

^likes to explode Groundhogs

[reiven]

^ started playing golf after she saw Caddyshack

[Fyrnae]

^gave me the clubs

[reiven]

wants to go clubbing
baby seals

[Cooper]

^ sick and twisted and just plain wrong

[reiven]

i agree. she needs counselling

[Cooper]

reiven is sick and twisted and just plain wrong

[WoodsWoman]

^it takes one to know one.

[Fyrnae]

Coop is just twisted

[WoodsWoman]

Fyrnae is braided rather than twisted.

[reiven]

cooper is wrong with caveats
frytag is wrong in a much different time zone
WW gets a pass

[Fyrnae]

^likes to upbraid me

[WoodsWoman]

reiven has an affinity for huggles.

but then so does Fyrnae.

[Fyrnae]

WW promised not to reveal my softy side

[WoodsWoman]

Has six ant farms.

[Cooper]

^ buries them with wet snow

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper owns a giant hive of savage man-eating bees, and he is their most venerated leader.

[reiven]

AnnoyingPony still hasn't finished her homework

[Cooper]

^ creeps around the game threads late at night

[Fyrnae]

Creeps around the Alley regularly, just to see if I've been messing with his things

[reiven]

^ creeps around second-hand clothes stores and changes the price tags...but buys nothing

[Fyrnae]

^creeps me out

[reiven]

^ travels about her flat on all fours

[GrnEyz]

^lounges about the shanty and gets a good buzz on.

[Cooper]

^?

[reiven]

^ :suspicious:

[Cooper]

<:devilish:

[jonnyb]

^Impells others with his firey horns

[Fyrnae]

<:loveeyes:

[Cooper]

^ :p

[Fyrnae]

:rolleyes:

[jonnyb]

< *hands over eyes*

[reiven]

:sombrero:

[Cooper]

:vampire:

[reiven]

^saw the move Dracula AD, 1972 six times in a row, and made his own version of the ashes & ring prop

[Cooper]

^ stars in Creature From The Black Lagoon

[GenessorDios]

^ Outfit made from skin of creature from The Black Lagoon.

[AnnoyingPony]

GenessorDios is a robot supremacist.

[Cooper]

^wants to own a worm ranch

[WoodsWoman]

^has a cloak of invisibility.

[Cooper]

^ is obsessed with snow removal methods

[Fyrnae]

^thinks he can fix everything

[Cooper]

^ thinks I think that

[Liason]

^knows he is not pulling jack the ripper look off well, but refuses to acknowledge what he already knows

[Cooper]

^ thinks I think I am Jack the Ripper.....

[GrnEyz]

^thinks I think fish don't fornicate in the river fork

[Liason]

^ has blue eyes

[reiven]

^ has altered canine teeth to resemble some pop movie fad

[Cooper]

^ has eyes

[reiven]

^ has nays

[Liason]

^has fake ears

[Cooper]

^ has tatooed eye brows

[Liason]

^Has no eyebrows

[reiven]

^ has an emotional connection with the ladies on The View

[Liason]

^Had a fling with one of the ladies on The View

[reiven]

*flung her in a pit of acid*

Liason wants to return to competitive cheerleading

[Cooper]

^ does the "Icky Shuffle" when he is done in the bathroom

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper once got electrocuted when he tried to sing karaoke in the shower.

[Cooper]

^sells tickets to see the movie

[reiven]

Cooper has all of his socks embroidered with *L's* and *R's* so that he doesn't accidentally cross breed his toe fungus from foot to foot.

[Cooper]

^reiv only thinks that....:evil:

[jonnyb]

^has a soft spot...

[hutbug]

^has some squishy spots.

[AnnoyingPony]

hutbug's genetic code was damaged in a freak lab accident. He is actually half jellyfish.

[hutbug]

the truth is out; AP doesn't read our profiles!

[AnnoyingPony]

hutbug was raised by llamas.

[hutbug]

AP cleaned the stalls on my llama farm.

[jonnyb]

^can hit a spitoon from 35 yards.

[GrnEyz]

^ thought he was caught sleeping on the job but when fully awake remembered he is unemployed.

[Fyrnae]

^secretly plays with Barbie dolls in his spare time

[GrnEyz]

^is head of the Mexican cartel responsible for planting millions of pot plants beneath the canopy of the national forest.

[reiven]

^ still has a pack of strawberry 1.5 rolling papers

[Fyrnae]

^still has that hat. *twitch*

[reiven]

^ has fantasies of cavorting about the shire in my burberry

[GrnEyz]

^ still has a pack of strawberry 1.5 rolling papers

Ridiculous... I always favored apricot.

Strawberry fantasies... Banned..!

[GenessorDios]

^ Claims to have seen the Loch Ness monster sticking its head out of a pile of snow, insists it wasn't a yeti.

[reiven]

^ has learned to watch for industrial magnets

[GrnEyz]

^ wears his 'BigFoot' coveralls on xtra chilly days

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[reiven]

GrnEyz is an amature sculptor. the picture above is a sample of his work.
he has a discernible breast fetish, even in imaginary creatures

[GrnEyz]

Hmmm... is it that obvious..?

^ Apparently goes bananas over blondes with beer...

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[Fyrnae]

^IS bananas

[GrnEyz]

^ has an 18th century cold stone castle floor fetish

[WoodsWoman]

^projects his own fetishes on others.

[Wapiti]

Is quickly photoshopping her avy next to GrnEyz' avy.

[WoodsWoman]

^poses as a home restorer to hide that he's really filthy rich.

[Wapiti]

^The Wood in WoodsWoman is a sexual reference.

[WoodsWoman]

^prefers avatars with lots of hair to disguise the fact he hasn't any.

[Liason]

^prefers avatars with short hair to hide the fact she now has a fro

[hutbug]

^sells pore-minimizing cream at the swap meet.

[Wapiti]

^Thinks you can smell farts over the internet.

[WoodsWoman]

^spoofs his mac address on a regular basis due to paranoia.

[reiven]

^ was a non-com in the navy

[Wapiti]

^Want to be like Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley when he grows up.

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven likes to stalk birds.

[reiven]

wapity (pronounced (WHOP itty) renounced his liturgical training to become a certified insulation inspector

[Wapiti]

Reiven keeps wondering why he gets wet when he pees into the wind.

[AnnoyingPony]

Wapiti loves sharks a little too much.

[Cooper]

^ hangs out at the pony rides

[Fyrnae]

^is really a daft bastard

[math]

Fyrnae was out jogging late one night when she slipped into a waking dream. When she came to she was in the park at daybreak with a dead squirrel tied around her chin, dried blood smeared on her face, and her grade school principal on the cell phone - talking dirty.

[Fyrnae]

^filmed it for fun and profit

[Cooper]

^ runs with a wolf and steals the neighbors chickens

[Fyrnae]

runs around chasing his own tail

[Cooper]

^eats shoots and leaves

[Fyrnae]

^shoots unsuspecting deer in the heart

[GenessorDios]

^ Using hair extensions made from shed lion fur & iguana saliva.

[math]

GD has a third nipple.

[GenessorDios]

^ Only looks good because picture was taken in a photo studio and then airbrushed.

[schwartzie]

^ has some little electrical "appliances" in there you don't want your children to ever see.

[reiven]

schwartzie is the only surviving member of tsar Nicholas' blood line. the actual relationship may never be disclosed, but there will never be a need for income.

[ArtistTyrant]

reiven has a habit of spitting at cows that look at him the "wrong way"

[Fyrnae]

ArtistTyrant lives in the ocean when not online -- he is secretly a merman.

[ArtistTyrant]

why can't i be a mermaid? Q_Q

Fyrnae is actually a KGB spy in exile

[Cooper]

^ is really a mermaid posing as a merman posing as a human

[Fyrnae]

^is really a pain in the ass

[Cooper]

^likes it........:devilish:

[jonnyb]

^Smokes alfalfa after breakfast.

[Cooper]

^last piss test was 99.99% beer

[jonnyb]

^wishes his piss test was as such *pick up newly found beer* Glug, glug.

[Cooper]

^ Doesn't realize the supernatural powers of my piss

[jonnyb]

^Tries to market his piss as the elixer of sensuality.

[Cooper]

^ wishes he could do something like that instead of pissing beer down the head

[Fyrnae]

^is an annoying, daft bastard

[Cooper]

^ knows I like that

[Fyrnae]

^knows I know it

[reiven]

frydFood knows the flight schedule of every trans-pacific air carrier.

[Fyrnae]

^reiven thinks England is on the other side of the Pacific

[Cooper]

reiven can't tell the difference between Pacific and Atlantic oceans

[reiven]

cooper and frynae think portland oregon is on the atlantic seaboard...

[Fyrnae]

^cannot spell my name right

[Cooper]

reiven has brain installed bassakwards

[reiven]

Fiernuh was cut in the final round of tryouts for the band Bananarama

[Cooper]

^ actually liked getting smashed by that hammer

[Fyrnae]

< wants to get smashed

[reiven]

^ has 26,844 paper drink-umbrella's

[Fyrnae]

^stole them to make a tutu for himself

[Cooper]

^ loves a Jack the Ripper look-a-like

[Fyrnae]

^won't admit for himself, but accuses others

[Cooper]

< has it bad for Fyrnae

[Fyrnae]

^
< are in love. Deal with it, INTJf.

[WoodsWoman]

Now, now - its RUMORS we need here... not facts...

So...

^Is hugely pissed at Coops forwardness...

(Lol!!)

[jonnyb]

< Is in love too V
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[Cooper]

must be something in the water...

[Liason]

^Acts out Sherlock Holmes fantasies when alone

[jonnyb]

^eats barbed wire and poops out nails.

[reiven]

^ has two songs recorded by country music artists, and one on the pop charts

[Liason]

^is his biggest fan

[ArtistTyrant]

^wishes for an autograph from Pipi Longstocking

[Liason]

^possesses an autograph from Pipi Longstocking and refuses to sell it to me.

[jonnyb]

^owns one of Pipi's pigtails. AT has the other.

[Liason]

^ cut off her head and gave them to each of us

[jonnyb]

Shhhhh! I told yuo never to mention..

^can't keep secrets

[Liason]

^has killed more

[jonnyb]

^really can't keep secrets and pays top dollar for the prime cuts of meat.

[Liason]

^takes requests

[ArtistTyrant]

^ still doesn't know how to play Dueling Banjos though, no matter how many times it is requested

[Liason]

^Expects everyone to know what that is

[ArtistTyrant]

^ is a total noob at music

[Liason]

^stalks people to find out if they are total newbs at music

[jonnyb]

^self inflicts cigarette burns on forehead.

[Liason]

^ Self inflicts cigarette burns on butt

[ArtistTyrant]

^does interrogation scenes with cigars, because burning someone until they scream is music

[Liason]

^watches and records

[ArtistTyrant]

^has real snuff films as fantasy fuel

[Liason]

^cannot help but be both sickened and intrigued by my fetishes

[ArtistTyrant]

^doesn't actually have any fetishes i'd be sickened by, other than the thing with matches and rubber chickens

[Liason]

^shares all my fetishes, secretly

[AnnoyingPony]

Liason's secret fetish buddy is ArtistTyrant.

[Liason]

^records us every night

[Fyrnae]

^watches it afterwards with popcorn

[WoodsWoman]

Also banned for being too far away for me to congratulate you properly.

{{{Fyrn}}}

<<<has a mental condition that deletes any though of thread location.

[Cooper]

^heard a rumor was banned for currupt a wish

[Fyrnae]

< *gobsmacked*

[reiven]

^ buys specialty lumber from a place called Warped Boards "Я" US

[Cooper]

^cuts boards for that place

[NYK]

^sells those boards

[Fyrnae]

^thinks that is my back garden
it's a style of fencing panel here, reiven

[eyeonyou]

...lives in Chernobyl

[reiven]

Fyrnus' uncle is quoted as saying "Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all."

[jonnyb]

^recites too many quotes.

[Cooper]

^doesn't know any quotes, except 'Its the Water" and 'Less filling, Better Taste"

[reiven]

^ once said before a suicide attempt, "don't try to stop me, or you're next"

[jonnyb]

^wrote my favorite book. 101 ways to make little kids cry.

[Cooper]

^cried all the way through it

[reiven]

^ can't count past digits, so chapters 21-101 are a mystery.

[jonnyb]

^grows replacement transplant ears on his back for extra cash

[Cooper]

@ reiven forgot about my stick

[jonnyb]

^uses a can opener to take his hat off at the end of the day.

[Cooper]

^wants my hat

[reiven]

@ reiven forgot about my stick
i thought it was a cell phone?

Cooper thinks he can hitch hike to London

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper has a severe hoarding issue. He steals people's hats and stores them in his Alley.

Let's just ignore the fact that "his Alley" is public property for a moment.

[reiven]

AnnoyingPony has severe rheumatoid arthritis in both hands, especially the left

[Cooper]

^ comes by the Alley to shop for hats and masks

[jonnyb]

^ has knobby elbows and constantly stretches his wenis.
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[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper buys underwear from Victoria's Secret, then wears it and returns it to the store.

[jonnyb]

^buys the used underwear

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb buys the used underwear from me for ridiculously high prices. What does he use the underwear for? You don't want to know, trust me...

[jonnyb]

^spies on people wearing twice used underwear for her excitement.

[reiven]

jonnyb uses turtle wax products on his pants

[jonnyb]

^likes to tan his own hide.

[reiven]

^ chews on roadkill carcasses to create 'genuine naugahyde'

[jonnyb]

^eats all sorts of fringe off of passerby's leather jackets after hearing about it in a Mountain Man history lecture.

[reiven]

believed Euell Gibbons, who said "80% of the encyclopedia britannica is edible"

[Cooper]

^ shares is sick eating habits with reiven

[jonnyb]

Stuffs carrots in his ears as food for thought.

[reiven]

jb uses two carrots when making a snowman

[jonnyb]

^Reiven can single fingerdly perform his own prostate exam.

[plotthickens]

Does odd things with urethras and bicycle spokes.

*shudder*

[jonnyb]

^taught me all I know

[reiven]

^ has one weird hand-washing ritual

[Cooper]

< brain dead tonigjht.....< see?

[reiven]

cooper is tired enough to send anyone on the forum a lovenote-pm

[jonnyb]

@ cooper: gets brain workng by hooking jumper cables to his ears and cranks the car engine.

[Cooper]

^ has an Bagdad battery in his bed

[Fyrnae]

^has one in his lair

[Cooper]

^ want to meet the werewolf of London

[jonnyb]

^Wants to be a werewolf in London

[Cooper]

^ knows I AM the werewolf of London