Let's Spread Rumors

[jonnyb]

^Reiven and AP, the one and same

[reiven]

reiven ™

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven is a kleptomaniac and has to resist the urge to steal people's jewelry every moment of his life.

[Cooper]

^ has dreedlocks, in her arm pits

[hutbug]

^once overdosed on tryptophan.

[jonnyb]

^has morning sickness.

[Fyrnae]

^has brain sickness

[jonnyb]

^has leaf aphids

[Cooper]

^ has coffin burns

[Fyrnae]

hasn't got a coffin anymore, I burned it

[Cooper]

You burned MY coffin???

^ burns a guys coffin without warning....or reason, for fucks sake

[jonnyb]

*Latches own coffin up*

^in search for a new casket

[hutbug]

^bought John Locke's coffin - on ebay. For $10,000. Sent it to Terry O'Quinn to autograph.

[jonnyb]

^substitutes a drawer for a coffin until she can afford the real deal.

[Cooper]

Dude, I loved that coffin......why did she burn my coffin?

^ still has his coffin...

[jonnyb]

*Hands Coop another coffin* Wow, that is heavy, be careful with your back and all...

^likes to set up fog machines in his room at night.

[Cooper]

Thanks, dude. I set up fog machine throughout the house...

^drinks beer in his sleep

[hutbug]

^is in the coffin business with jonny...using this thread as free advertising. Hey, Jezebel!!

[Cooper]

yup, we now offer coffins for two

^was centerfold for May issue of Fish and Game

[jonnyb]

Or coffins for three....Cater to all sorts you know.

^Wishes he could drink beer in his sleep. That would do away with the IV setup.

[Cooper]

^ does drink beer in his sleep, uses an IV and a cath

[jonnyb]

^Recieved a whiskey still as a transplant replacement for his bowels. Just feed Cooper grain and whalla......

[hutbug]

^spinal hookup causes permanent slump, but operates arms adequately.
*meant for coop but works well for jon too*

[jonnyb]

^ Thinks what is good for the goose is good for the duck.

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb dresses up as the Loch Ness Monster and swims around in lakes, hoping to meet the mythical beast.

[jonnyb]

And who wouldn't?

^Sits at home axiously awaiting any new footage of the Loche ness Monster

[Cooper]

^ sits at Loche Ness waiting to get footage of the monster

[Fyrnae]

^knows that the so-called monster is actually the photo of a sumerged circus elephant

[Cooper]

^ put said beast in said body of said water

[Fyrnae]

(Er, no, that was actually the circus. True story!)

^thinks I'm joking

[Cooper]

^ leaves leaves when she leaves

[Fyrnae]

leaves a trail of broken hearts behind him wherever he goes

[Cooper]

^ buries the hearts she has broken in the woods out back

[Fyrnae]

^digs them up and puts them in jars

[perefalc]

^has previously lived in a tree for 7 months

[Fyrnae]

(lol - true, during my protest days half my life ago)

^Chained to her MP3 player

[hutbug]

^sells telepathic services for $10/minute.

[jonnyb]

Gets a polka dot fetish now and then. Everything she comes across gets painted polka dots

[Fyrnae]

^owns an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini

[jonnyb]

^ calls often wanting me to borrow her my bikini

[hutbug]

^enjoys sadistically sticking old ridiculous songs into people's heads so they can't help but hear them over and over and over (and over) again.

[Fyrnae]

(me? never! *great green gobs of greasy grimy golpher guts....*)

^loves it really

[hutbug]

^other job is torturer with the Republican Guard in Iraq.

[Fyrnae]

^other job is torturer of cuddly toys

[WoodsWoman]

Main job is torture of stubborn people.

[reiven]

^ wrote an alternate ending to the story of Peter Pan

[WoodsWoman]

Successfully sold tuxedos to women.

[Fyrnae]

^bought one
(I want one too)

[Cooper]

^ hangs out in coffin workshops

[reiven]

^woke up in a tree once

[Cooper]

once?

^ lives in an underground den

[Fyrnae]

Lives in an alley waiting for victims

[AnnoyingPony]

Fyrnae rocks the casbah.

[Fyrnae]

^but she really don't like it

[reiven]

^ still has the vinyl album

[Cooper]

^ was an original Lawrance Welk dancer

[Fyrnae]

^was an original dirty dancer

[Cooper]

Who gave the that tape?

^ plays with forest creatures

[Fyrnae]

^plays with undead minions

[Cooper]

^ teases undead minions

[Fyrnae]

^tortures forest creatures

[Cooper]

Only if I can catch them...

^ Posed naked in Squirrel Monthly

[Fyrnae]

^wanted to take the photos for that spread

[Cooper]

^ wanted me to

[Fyrnae]

^begged me to let him. Too bad, eh?

[Cooper]

^ banned for baiting with that one

[Fyrnae]

^thinks this is the 'banned' thread.

[Cooper]

< has a serious mental condition right now

[Fyrnae]

^would know better than I would
(*raises eyebrow* Is your head hurting?)

[Cooper]

^ runs like a deer

[Fyrnae]

^hunts like a wolf

[Cooper]

^ hide her treasures in trees and pisses the squirrls off

[GenessorDios]

^ Pisses on squirrels and their treasures.

[Fyrnae]

Pisses off squirrels until they come and gnaw on him. Claims to like it.

[Cooper]

^ tells the squirrels to do it

[jonnyb]

^Eats the squirrel's plague infested bodies

[Fyrnae]

^makes the scanty remnants into pie.

[jonnyb]

^Waste's and wants....when it comes to gourmet squirell

[Fyrnae]

When he can't get squirrell, jonnyb enjoys the 'rats of the sky' roasted with a side dish of crow.

[GenessorDios]

^ Failed in her experiments to create rats of the sky, still has unpaid bills for lab rats & eagle feathers.

[jonnyb]

^exotic dealer of vermin

[Cooper]

^ can't afford a mug shot

[GenessorDios]

^ A Babe magnet. Struggles to peel the DVDs off himself everyday.

[Cooper]

^ another one that can't afford a mug shot

[reiven]

^when watching the clip where rambo sews himself up, coop laughed and said "stallone is such a pussy"

[Cooper]

HOORAH! YOU MAGGOTS!

^ wishes he was so bad ass

[reiven]

^laughs at reiven who has to go now and listen to today's customer bitch about how expensive their new windows are. get some rest, cooper.

[Cooper]

^ wants to tell customers they are damn lucky he does go break a few more for 'em

[GrnEyz]

^makes obscene gestures while on the phone listening to customers complain.

[Cooper]

^ this photo was taken just before his 'Eddy the Eagle' Wide World of Sports footage

[GrnEyz]

^kewl looking cane is actually a pogo stick.

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[Cooper]

^ the other idiot in the clip is GrnEyz

(and now the world knows why I can't spawn)

[jonnyb]

^Eats zombies for breakfast.

[Fyrnae]

Joins him for lunch.

[jonnyb]

Saunters over frequently for desert

[Cooper]

^ really likes the dessert *evil laugh*

[jonnyb]

^Use to have a siamese twin but ate him in the womb

[hutbug]

^is posting from his bunk in Supermax.

[Cooper]

^ stuffed the bear

[reiven]

^ is aroused by bears inviting position

[Cooper]

^ showed me why I should be aroused

[GrnEyz]

^grips his stick too tight and follows it wherever it goes.

[Fyrnae]

^carries two thinner 'sticks'

[GenessorDios]

^ & ^^ Both share stick fetishes.

[GrnEyz]

^
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[Cooper]

^ has shock therapy hang over

[Rudy]

I hear that, in reality, Cooper has a serious phobia of alleyways...

[Fyrnae]

^is really a INTP in disguise

[Rudy]

I hear Fyrnae has a brown thumb, really; can't keep a plant alive.

[Cooper]

^glow at 300 posts

< banned for speeding....not

[Fyrnae]

^still thinks this is the 'banned' thread

[Rudy]

I hear even Fyrnae can't pronounce her username...

[reiven]

rudy uses a Wheel-O-Forum to choose which area of INTJF to spend his evenings.

[jonnyb]

^has a magic truncheon that turns little kids into chicken mcnuggets.

[eyeonyou]

..has a pair of black vinyl pants for every day of the week

[Cooper]

^ broke out of a federal prison to be here

[reiven]

^ every room in his house has a Rigid Tool pin-up calendar.

[Cooper]

^ because reiven stole my Snap-on Tool calendars

[GenessorDios]

^ Walks on walls when nobody's looking.

[jonnyb]

^Eats off walls while all are looking

[GenessorDios]

^ Chronic defenestrator

[jonnyb]

Banned for acute defication.

[Fyrnae]

^ wants me to go back to my nurse's aide's job -- where did I put those latex gloves again? Don't worry, jonnyb, this won't hurt a bit...

[jonnyb]

^Long time looking for a reason to dan the latex gloves again.

[Rudy]

I hear jonnyb never takes them off, myself.

[eyeonyou]

..rudy is a closet republican

[Rudy]

I heard eyeonyou likes to take Republicans in the closet.

[eyeonyou]

...has poster of george bush is his bedroom

[jonnyb]

^Has a picture of Al Gore in her bedroom, on pulleys hanging from ceiling.

[Rudy]

I hear jonnyb was bffs with both Gore and Bush... made things awkward for a while.

[jonnyb]

^Told me all would be fine as long as I steared clear of his bff Barbara Bush.

[eyeonyou]

Rudy wants in on that threesome

(jonnyb) not speaking to you

[jonnyb]

Thinks dinner at Hard Rock Cafe means going to a gravel pit.

[GenessorDios]

^ Wants to make it a foursome.

[Rudy]

I hear eyeonyou's username is quite literal, in that she only has the one...

[jonnyb]

^Doesn't know not to mess with Eye's eyes.

[Rudy]

I hear that jonnyb waiting in line for 3 days to see a Hannah Montana concert...

[jonnyb]

It was 4 1/2 days.

^sat in the seat in front of me in a pink leotard

[eyeonyou]

Rudy has entire tour tickets..

[Rudy]

eyeonyou is Hannah Montana's other, other secret identity. So I hear.

[eyeonyou]

has more shoes than Imelda Marcos

[Rudy]

eyeonyou owns no shoes... sad story. :(

[jonnyb]

^Eye wears shoes on her ears.

[eyeonyou]

jonny wears his shoes on the wrong feet

[jonnyb]

^lost her feet in Nam

[GenessorDios]

^ Thinks Nam means Namibia.

[eyeonyou]

has god complex

[Rudy]

I hear eyeonyou lost her ability to punctuate; another sad story. :(

[eyeonyou]

..has no imagination..

[jonnyb]

^Buys milk cartons to see her own picture.

[eyeonyou]

decorates his front yard with tombstones

[Rudy]

I hear jonnyb amputated his arm to hear the sound of one hand clapping. I told him it wasn't really necessary, but...

[GenessorDios]

^ Tried to install 3rd arm onto chest but with gruesome results....

[jonnyb]

^Has 3 armed men fetish

[Rudy]

Jonnyb prefers his women heavily armed, and his men barefoot and in the kitchen.

[eyeonyou]

runs rabbits and barks at the moon

[GenessorDios]

^ A practitioner of tree bark as toilet paper.

[jonnyb]

^doesn't wipe.

[Rudy]

jonnyb hides from balloon animals.

[GenessorDios]

^
^ Wipes for me.

[jonnyb]

^In your dreams

[eyeonyou]

^
^likes it

[GenessorDios]

^ Sprays graffiti on cows and tips over abandoned warehouses.

[eyeonyou]

wants a date with Kid Rock

[jonnyb]

^Has a date with lots a rock

[eyeonyou]

has a date with a two foot wooden stake if he's not good

[GenessorDios]

^ Prank calls FBI from ex-boyfriend's house.

[jonnyb]

^Has FBI extension #s

[GenessorDios]

^ Thinks FBI stands for Frighteningly Belligerent Intellectuals.

[eyeonyou]

knows too much...has been bugging jonnyb's house

[Cooper]

^ paid for bugging equiptment

[eyeonyou]

..installed it..

[GenessorDios]

^ Bugs bugs to find out their plans to turn all humans into insectoid slaves.

[eyeonyou]

watches entirely too much sci-fi

[GenessorDios]

Gives folded up dollar bills with chewing gum inside to homeless people.

[eyeonyou]

wears knee-high socks with burmuda shorts

[GenessorDios]

Confuses panda bears with penguins.

[reiven]

^ aspires to be comandante of a carribian island people

[hutbug]

^dumpster dives for profit.

[Fyrnae]

^dumpster dives, but derives no profit. Is jealous.

[hutbug]

^knows Reiv from their shared abode - a Walmart parking lot.

[Fyrnae]

^thinks we have Wal-Marts in England

[hutbug]

^takes montly trips to America to shop at Walmart. Penny wise and pound foolish.

[jonnyb]

^doesn't know yet that England is inside a large Wal-Mart.

[Fyrnae]

^Sent Wal-Mart CEO to England to buy the supermarket chain Asda as part of a dastardly plot to reduce the variety and quality of shopping there forevermore. Also stole the 'George' clothing range from Asda and installed it in Wal-Marts in America. Bastard.

[ArtistTyrant]

^wishes that snozberries didn't taste like snozberries

[Fyrnae]

^wishes they did

[Cooper]

^ is a crazy non-English English woman

[GrnEyz]

^loses his mind when hat is removed.

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[Cooper]

^ is sick, twisted, and just plan wrong!

(which has me rolling on the floor unable to breathe fro laughing so hard....)

[Fyrnae]

*loses it, spraying tea everywhere*

^destroyer of my sanity

[Cooper]

^ never really had sanity, just needs to blame someone for spilling her tea

[Fyrnae]

^is about to discover what it's like to be a woman

[GrnEyz]

^lives in a blow-up castle outside the 'boro...

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[Cooper]

< is jealous of castle
< is scared for life and parts, wnats to know crazy non-english english woman means

[hutbug]

^is about to discover what it's like to be a woman

*hey! women are not nutless men! this message brought to you by a strident feminist*

[Fyrnae]

^questioned my sanity and can't work it out

[Cooper]

^ lives in woods, hides things in trees, play with squirrels, poses nude in Squirrel Monthly, is not English but lives in England.....adds up to Crazy Non-English English woman to me.

[GrnEyz]

^is a charter subscriber to Squirrel Monthly.

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[Fyrnae]

^collates each issue

[WoodsWoman]

Has exported squirrels from England to spy on the rest of us.

[Fyrnae]

^doesn't realise am just trying to send the little grey bullies back as they are forcing out thenative reds

[GrnEyz]

^fantasizes about Mr. October...

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[Cooper]

^ has attack squirrels gaurding home

[WoodsWoman]

Has a pot of Brunswick stew in the pantry... made from said squirrels.

[Cooper]

^ has lobstas in her bath tub

[hutbug]

^bathes with lobstas. Waitaminute -- never mind, doesn't bathe.

[Cooper]

^ has intimate relationship with floppy disk port

[ArtistTyrant]

^ doesn't know how to hit backspace after writing something they decide doesn't work as well as something else

[Cooper]

^ is really a bridge troll

[WoodsWoman]

Commands a regiment of bridge trolls - we call 'em policemen.

[Cooper]

^ is chief cook and bottlewasher at Ton Tavren

[WoodsWoman]

Is the evil owner of said Tavern

[Fyrnae]

^commands army of serving wenches at said tavern

[WoodsWoman]

^Is one of those serving wenches.

[Cooper]

^ doesn't know the importance of said Tavern

[WoodsWoman]

^is FBI mole.

[hutbug]

^is FBI director, Eastern Regional division.

[Cooper]

^USMCIA bear

[GenessorDios]

^ Was a werebear for 3 years, now has a strong affinity to bears and bear-scented candles.

[hutbug]

^sole owner of Build-a-bear conglomerate, and determined to produce the ugliest teddys on the planet.

[GenessorDios]

^ Posed nude for Playbear magazine early in her career.

[hutbug]

^bought 1000 copies for every bathroom in every one of his houses.

[GenessorDios]

(I don't mind rumors of me being perverted if I'm also rumored to be that wealthy....)

^ Was tried in The Hague for war crimes against salmon.

[hutbug]

^is rumored to be healthy, wealthy and wise - but can't find his avatar.

[AnnoyingPony]

hutbug is actually the Devil in disguise. Don't let that teddy-bear mask fool you!

[GrnEyz]

^changes mask to suit mood...

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[Synapse]

^Has a surgical mask fetish.

[GenessorDios]

^ Encephalophile.

[Rudy]

I hear GenessorDios looks up random big words to use in order to make himself feel smarter.

[GrnEyz]

^keeps INTJf screen in separate tab to readily hide.

[GenessorDios]

Snow goggles cover the fact that his eyes are actually yellow.

[GrnEyz]

^no avatar because he's a troll living under a bridge...

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[GenessorDios]

^ Likes taking voyeuristic pictures of trolls under bridge while they're trying to have 'me' time.

[Fyrnae]

^Fake avatar. GrnEyz actually a woman.

[GrnEyz]

^consumes mind altering substances before quitting time.

[GenessorDios]

^ Cannot handle half pipe, still stuck on quarter pipe after 27 years of skiing.

[GrnEyz]

^stuck on hash pipe after entire life.

[GenessorDios]

Handed hash pipe with crazy glue around mouthpiece to baby 25 years ago.

[GrnEyz]

^wants to be adopted.

[GenessorDios]

^ Believes snow is God's dandruff.

[Synapse]

^Secretly insults religious people.

[hutbug]

^invented the etch-a-sketch

[GenessorDios]

^ Drew the first nude etch-a-sketch pictures.

[hutbug]

^opened his first nudist colony in 1999; is struggling to make ends meet. Or keep them apart...

[GenessorDios]

^ Nose is actually big smiley mouth, mouth is actually chin scar.

[hutbug]

^sleeps with Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.

[GenessorDios]

^ Broke Paddington Bear's heart after a whirlwind romance.

[AnnoyingPony]

GenessorDios breaks children's toys for fun.

[Cooper]

^ wantes to marry long time love, Am Afraid of, so her new name will be AmAfraidofAnnoyingPony