Let's Spread Rumors

[Cooper]

^ refuses to give up his sleeping coffin And his stuffed Count Dracula

[hutbug]

^hasn't been able to stand fully erect since 1987.

[Cooper]

^ stole the bear from jonnyb

[GrnEyz]

^places his victim's shrunken head on the top of his cane.

[jonnyb]

^Recalled in the last string of malfunctions Subaru had.

[Cooper]

^ scans co-workers in his spare time

[Fyrnae]

Scans his victim's brain samples in his spare time

[jonnyb]

^Spent years marketing home lobotomy kits for the do it yourselfers. All she wanted for payment was the refuse bits of brain. She claimed, and still to this day, that ingestion of brain bits will keep her forever intelligent.

[Cooper]

^ is playing "When the Saint Come Marching In" on that beer bottle in his av

[jonnyb]

In the key of C# nonetheless

^Cooper asks me to record my jamb sessions and send him the CD.

[Fyrnae]

^Thinks he looks sexy in those leather trousers.

[jonnyb]

^thinks I look sexy in my leather trousers.

[Fyrnae]

^is a wishful thinker

[Cooper]

^ hangs out with enchanted goats

[Fyrnae]

^is one of the goats I enchanted

[Cooper]

^ baaaa baaa ba ba baaaaa

[Fyrnae]

(shades of 'Circe,' anyone?)

^got changed back by me for being a little bleater

[Cooper]

^ messes with the minds of innocent goats

[Fyrnae]

^secretly enjoys it

[Cooper]

^ does not realize she is messing with fainting goats

[Fyrnae]

^wants to be one of the goats

[Cooper]

^ makes goats faint, then laughs uncontrolablly

[eyeonyou]

needs his horns filed....

[Fyrnae]

^doesn't want Coop horny

[Cooper]

WHAT!!

[jonnyb]

^Wears used hearing aids that don't work too well. Plugged with someone else's earwax.

[Cooper]

^ can't find his teeth

[reiven]

^believes he is channeling Caligula

[jonnyb]

^Has an odd ability to watch all his sattelite channels at the same time

[Cooper]

^ has scanned himself one too many times

[reiven]

^ has a woman in every port
every time he drinks wine, he imagines he has had sex

[jonnyb]

^shares Cooper's wine too much

[eyeonyou]

..has a toe-jam collection

[reiven]

^ believes the rapture has already happened

[Cooper]

^ made the wine

[jonnyb]

^ believes he is the cause of the rapture

[eyeonyou]

....thinks he got left

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper once blew up a gas station after a fight with the station attendant over a broken pump.

[jonnyb]

Thinks she is right

[eyeonyou]

....wishes he was me

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb wears spandex pants with underwear over them to work.

[jonnyb]

^Made spandex the in style in 1980s

[eyeonyou]

..doesn't remember the 80's

[jonnyb]

^neither can she

[reiven]

^ hasn't slept since meth was introduced

[jonnyb]

^too much meth use. Just look at that physique and the scabs....

[eyeonyou]

says "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy"

[jonnyb]

^Washes her car in the rain

[reiven]

^ locked the keys in his convertable in the rain. everything inside got soaked.

[eyeonyou]

Drives a gremlin

[jonnyb]

^has naked lady mudflaps on her truck

[eyeonyou]

covets my naked lady mudflaps....and my monster truck

[Cooper]

^posed for naked lady mudflaps

[reiven]

^ still has the chrome roller skates that slide over his tennis shoes

[jonnyb]

^Did original drawings

[reiven]

^ does etch-a-sketch art for cash on street corners

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven lieks Mudkipz.

[eyeonyou]

..can write with his toes

[reiven]

has not missed her morning bowl of Quisp cereal in 36 years.

[jonnyb]

^Always misses the neighbor's cat in the morning. Has to starve untill lunch.

[reiven]

doesn't even lift the lid anymore, just pees on the clothes hamper

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb drinks Chihuahua spit.

[eyeonyou]

scooped reivens lunch...wears cattail earrings

[reiven]

AnnoyingPonyConfession: carpet doesn't match the drapes

[eyeonyou]

missed the fact that AP is wearing the drapes

[Cooper]

^ eats gators for lunch

[reiven]

^ must be a 'bama fan.

[GrnEyz]

^caught putting baby ruth bars in the hot tub.

[jonnyb]

GrnEyz got pissed when he found out the Baby Ruth bars weren't snickers....that's what I heard.

[GrnEyz]

Failure to acknowledge Snickers satisfies... Banned!

[jonnyb]

^Is dellusional and easily confused with minor details. Always had problems at pinata parties. Must have been the blindfold and spinning that permanently did him in early on.

[Cooper]

^ invites creatures of the night to is coffin

[jonnyb]

^traps creatures of the night in his alley.

[reiven]

^ agrees with Freud that everything has a sexual implication

[Fyrnae]

^Is not a doctor in real life, but plays one on tv

[reiven]

is quoted as saying
"help i've fallen and i can't get up"

[Cooper]

^ was the reason for that commerical

[eyeonyou]

is auditioning to steal rivens job

[reiven]

eyeonewe is so compulsive about school projects that her kids often hide that homework from her. One time when her son had to do a report on Lee's surrender to Grant, she 'helped him' construct Appomattox Courthouse out of toothpicks. it was a 29" tall perfect scale model, down to the portraits on the walls (also made from toothpicks). it is now on display at the county board of education..

[eyeonyou]

reiven is CIA undercover and he's got camera's in my house

[reiven]

^chose her avi for the neck iron.

[eyeonyou]

....is jealous of my bling..

[Cooper]

^ likes to tease small children

[eyeonyou]

likes to eat small children

[jonnyb]

^deep fries newborns' fingers for a snack

[eyeonyou]

..wants an invitation to dinner..

[jonnyb]

I was thinking more of brunch but who's keeping track.

^Gargles with battery acid before going to bed

[eyeonyou]

..wears womens underwear...

[jonnyb]

^wears womens underwear

[eyeonyou]

lol..you ass..wears his mothers underwear

[jonnyb]

^wears her mothers underwear. Hand me downs I suppose.

[eyeonyou]

..commonly mistakes trash cans for urinals..

[Cooper]

^commonly hides behind those trash cans

[jonnyb]

^keeps putting more trash cans in his alley each time I go through it.

[Cooper]

^ keeps need more trash cans to piss on

[eyeonyou]

...Heard Coops feeling better..too bad his typing hasn't improved :rolleyes:

[Cooper]

has a thing for Jarheads

[jonnyb]

^Has a jar under his top hat.

[eyeonyou]

has a jar of ears in his fridge

[Cooper]

Insists on bbq sauce with her ears

[eyeonyou]

Hot Pete....
..Cant figure out how to get his head out of that jar..

[jonnyb]

^took all my ears out of my fridge

[Cooper]

^ had them roasted with garlic

[eyeonyou]

...has been seen lurking around jonnys house around dinner time..

[Cooper]

^ was also there, drooling

[jonnyb]

^
^Both of yous, I'm cookin Sat if you want an invite. no need to wander around my residence like starving zombies.

[Cooper]

^ doesn't like zombies

[eyeonyou]

..should never pass up a home-cooked meal

[jonnyb]

Has halucinations about peeing in garbage cans. Wouldn't know how you could come up with that.

[eyeonyou]

confesses to aberrant behavior and forgets about it

[Cooper]

^ confesses to everything....with a smile, an evil smile

[eyeonyou]

...apparently knows a sociopath when he sees one..

[jonnyb]

^The sky is a magenta like color in her own little world.

[Cooper]

^paid me to say that

[jonnyb]

^asked me to pay him

[eyeonyou]

lies like a rug

[Cooper]

^curls up on the rug

[jonnyb]

Can't abide a fire, he will vaporize.

[Cooper]

^ already vaporized and came back with some of the pieces in the wrong places

[eyeonyou]

..collects bones..

[Cooper]

scares clowns

[eyeonyou]

scares me!

[Cooper]

likes it

[eyeonyou]

braids his nose-hair

[Cooper]

doesn't braid hers

[eyeonyou]

carves his roast with a chain-saw

[Cooper]

(yep, into cool shapes)

^ is a full time snail racer

[eyeonyou]

picks his teeth with broken glass

[Cooper]

hunts roadkill

[GrnEyz]

^enjoys being restrained in unique positions.

[eyeonyou]

has read "How to Win Friends and Influence People" fifty times.

[Cooper]

^ is in love with Will Robinson

[GrnEyz]

^hides dead rodents under his hat.

[eyeonyou]

...has an inflatable girlfriend..

[GrnEyz]

^keeps extra batteries next to the bed.

[reiven]

^says "herbal" instead of "erbal"

[Cooper]

^ hangs upside down from feet to sleep

[catzmeow]

^loves to snuggle with plushy stuffed animals.

[GrnEyz]

^hates the missionary position

[Cooper]

^ has a pet vulture and feeds it baby bunnies

[GrnEyz]

^maintains a shrunken head lab in his basement.

[Cooper]

^ is an escapee from said lab

[GrnEyz]

Helmets are a good thing. ^slurps instead of sips.

[Cooper]

^ only eats food that starts with the letter "G"

[GrnEyz]

^enjoys chasing farm animals at night

[jonnyb]

Pretends to be a sheep often on random farms waiting to get chased.

[Fyrnae]

^Chases those sheep on weekends

[Cooper]

^ never sleeps....ever

[reiven]

coop got a gerbil a few years ago and has spent over $280 on cages and those twisty connector tunnels.

[Cooper]

^ reiven gives 'em Birthday and Christmas present every year, wrapped and all, with bows....and bells.

[Seriously]

^let Richard Gere "borrow" his.

[Cooper]

^ is seriously serious about insults

[eyeonyou]

keeps a mini-me under his hat

[Seriously]

^got a makeover from Tammy Faye Baker

[hutbug]

^finger has been superglued to front teeth since Christmas.

[Seriously]

^pulls stuffing out of teddy bears and laughs evilly.

[hutbug]

^real hair color is battleship grey.

[Seriously]

^wears granny panties

[hutbug]

^volunteers at an old folk's home so she can switch up everyone's dentures for laughs.

[eyeonyou]

pulls the wings off of flies and watches them spin around for entertainment

[Cooper]

^pickles pigs feet

[jonnyb]

^Likes to dig up dead people and wear their clothes.

[reiven]

^ has vest made of truck-sign magnets that he wears into the computer room of any business he visits

[Cooper]

^wears a speedo to the local pool

[reiven]

^ modelling career was exclusive to banana hammock promotions

[jonnyb]

^High end modeler of hats and footwear.

[schizophrenia]

^wears snakeskin undergarments.

[Cooper]

^doesn't take the pills everyday

[jonnyb]

Hands have icey grip that will chill a person to the bone.

[Thakur]

^wonders why no one else wears leather pants.

[reiven]

^ can't tell leather from aluminium siding vinyl

[Thakur]

Haha, ^ banned for still not calling the bank. (Wrong thread)
^ Eats egg shells in the morning. No one quite understands why.

[reiven]

it makes me feel pretty, oh so pretty.

^ will argue both sides of disagreement and then get pissed at himself

[Cooper]

^ pawned his gold bobbles for pez candy

[Thakur]

^ can't sleep unless his fuzzy kitty named fuzzels is laying on his feet.

[reiven]

^ has a collection of train whistles

[Cooper]

^ his mother warned him about holding his head like that, but he didn't listen

[reiven]

coop has a 2' bright yellow smiley face on his 1965 FJ40 Land Cruiser

[Thakur]

^ is jealous.

[reiven]

^ is gelatinous

[Cooper]

^ ties string to bees and flies them in circles

[Thakur]

^ got stung by that bee.

[ArtistTyrant]

^ smokes bacon in a tobacco pipe on rainy Thursdays

[reiven]

^ confuses bacon with smoked sausage

[Cooper]

^ keeps a dried up dog poop collection

[Fyrnae]

His FBs contribute to the collection.

[Cooper]

^ has wood elves

[Fyrnae]

^cannot see the wood elves for the trees

[Cooper]

^ needs to thin out the trees...

[Fyrnae]

^needs to get his eyes adjusted

[Cooper]

Nedds to not camofluge the trees

[Fyrnae]

^needs to put away that axe

[Cooper]

^ needs to learn the difference between an axe and a stick....a big stick

[Fyrnae]

Needs to speak more softly if he's going to carry around a big stick

[jonnyb]

Malfunctioning hearing aids. Volume gets stuck on loudest setting.

[Fyrnae]

^Eavesdrops with his listening equipment.

[Cooper]

^ needs to type faster

[jonnyb]

^Wails like a cat in heat in the midle of the night to disturb his neighbors

[Cooper]

(if you only knew!)

^is up all night wishing he was that cat

[jonnyb]

^continues his search for a duet partner in vain.

[reiven]

^ flat-rock skipped a turtle across a pond once

[Cooper]

^was that turtle

[jonnyb]

I thought that was you reiven. I must not be paying attention like I should.

[Fyrnae]

^thinks I am slower than a turtle

[reiven]

^decorates her yard for three four different holidays

[jonnyb]

^Has a double jointed middle finger.

[Fyrnae]

^has an open door policy. let's crash jonnyb's party (the one in his mind)

[jonnyb]

^Thinks she can crash my party. Haha...

[reiven]

^ has taken telegraph lessons

[Cooper]

^ invented the telegraph

[Fyrnae]

^invented the graph

[Cooper]

^ I hear she chases 'wild things' through the woods

[jonnyb]

^Mother lays out cooper's black clad apparel each morning for hiim to wear.

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb's mom is so stupid, she went to Singapore to get a TIE Fighter.

[jonnyb]

^Wears mommy's bathrobe and bunny slippers

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb also wears bunny slippers, except he skins his bunnies alive to make them. Then he rubs salt in their wounds and feeds the remains to his laser sharks.

[Cooper]

^ has a very sick and twisted mind......I like that in a person

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper likes to make love to trees, producing half-human, half-fruit abominations.

[reiven]

ap has promised one new piercing each week for three months

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven was born with a powerful magnet in his forehead. When he walks by construction sites, giant steel beams fly at him. Also, when he stands near electronic devices they explode, and when he stands near another magnet he either gets pushed into a wall or accidentally headbutts the other magnet. It's painful.

[reiven]

ap can balance an un-sharpened #2 pencil on the tip of her nose

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven invented pencils. He also invented the art of pencil-chewing.

[jonnyb]

^Eats crayons.

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb eats Play-Doh.

P.S. - Crayons taste amazing. Anyone who doesn't think so wouldn't know proper cuisine if it hit them in the face.

[jonnyb]

Uses rubber cement to glue her own eylids together.

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb has a collection of eyeballs from many different species all over the planet.

[jonnyb]

Oh, don't go there. Last time I got involved with my eyeball collection, my avatar got a stake through the heart.

^AnnoyingPony kicks people when their down and throws salt in thier wounds.

[reiven]

jb can forecast at least one response in every sitcom he watches. when watching the show with friends, he can often say the line at the same time the tv character does; to wit his guest will allways ask "have you seen this one already?

[jonnyb]

^Reivenous lives his life through the exploits of others. Turned himself in once cause he really thought he littered on the side of the road in the middle of Nevada.

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb made his own wings and tried to jump off the top of his house because he thought he would float to safety. Instead, the machine malfunctioned and exploded a school bus full of kids.

[reiven]

AnnoyingPony ™ is the baritone coach for the oakridge boys

[jonnyb]

Is a personal friend of kasey kason

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb is a closet Hannah Montana lover and stalks her.

[reiven]

AnnoyingPony ™ arranges her stuffed animals in color groups, largest to smallest, based on the date she first put them on her bed.

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven stuffs all his pets when they die.

[jonnyb]

^bursting at the seams with cotton

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb has a secret slave force of orphaned children which he works to the brink of death to collect cotton.

[reiven]

^ drinks strawberry kool aid when cotton-mouth sets in

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven likes strawberry Kool-Aid and also has a pet cottonmouth.

[reiven]

*had pet snake. it has been missing for three weeks*

AnnoyingPony ™ hates Lynyrd Skynyrd and wants all 70's rock music destroyed.

[jonnyb]

^knobby knuckles

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven's snake just couldn't put up with him and his music choices anymore, so it came to live with me and together we'll wipe all 70's rock music from the face of the earth.

On a side note, did you know your snake is an INTP?

[reiven]

that snake was boundlessly creative, so yes, she is INTP.

AnnoyingPony ™ keeps a spare house key under the mat at her front door. she has a sign on the door saying "the key is not under the mat" to confuse burglars.

[jonnyb]

^Has no doors on his car. Wrinkles his suit.

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven has a sign that reads, "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." He also means it.

[reiven]

jb has plans to dominate the teacup chihuahua market

[jonnyb]

^
^Is Al Gore's friend and thinks she co-owns the internet

^Reiven has a chihuahua fetish and obviously can't stop talking about them.

[reiven]

*uses lower range of voice*

jb asked if the dealer could put training wheels on his yamaha

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven thinks that country music is actually fun to listen to.

[reiven]

AnnoyingPony ™ is quoted as saying "i would rather listen to a hog scratch his ass on a nail than listen to country music"

she and i agree completely.