Let's Spread Rumors

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven is a misogynist who likes to molest kids.

[jonnyb]

AnnoyingPony is really a televangelist. Reads scripture and pleads for money on behalf of his church (bank account) and promises to save (all your money) you from all unholiness.

[ArtistTyrant]

jonnyb has a secret passion for cooking kittens in stew, he picked up the passion in China when he went there to find the perfect recipe for errant Mormons

[reiven]

AT was born a poor black child

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven thinks that Waterworld was a good movie.

[jonnyb]

^takes his mask off to scare others....put it back on man....put it back on!

[reiven]

JB has submitted four times to Readers Digest, and has each rejection notice framed above his mantle

[jonnyb]

^finds amusement in flatening tires in parking lots. What's that in your hand there reiven?

[reiven]

What's that in your hand there reiven?

when i joined this forum, JB sent me a med-alert emergency responder (help, i've stumbled in a drunken stupor and i can't get up).

his question above was to take credit for seeing i would probably need it

[jonnyb]

^stops at all roadkill to collect the hides for his coat of many critters.

[reiven]

^ was thrown into a well by older brothers, and eventually sold into the egyptian sex-slave trade.

[jonnyb]

^built a big tower trying to get to the sun but stopped after the 3rd level cuase he got a sunburn.

[reiven]

^has salty ex-girlfriend

[jonnyb]

We're still hanging together though.

^Got thrown into a lions den once and passed out for reasons of swooning. Too much heavy hitting pussys in there.

[reiven]

^ once drank so heavily, he heard a donkey suggest a detour

[jonnyb]

^Rides talking donkeys, or errrm...... To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

[Liason]

^Threw up in his friends dog's bowl after sleeping over, and said the dog did it.

[GrnEyz]

Put a baby ruth in the hot tub and claimed JB did it.

[jonnyb]

^ate the baby ruth in the hot tub after a few circulations softened it up.

[eyeonyou]

yall are nasty!

Jonnyb talks to himself in the mirror

[jonnyb]

All of Eyeonyou's walls are made of mirrors. She is her own best company.

[reiven]

^has closed circuit cameras in all of iou's rooms

[jonnyb]

^Hacks into my CCTV and disrupts my feed. FYI- I know when you are doing it Reiv.

[GrnEyz]

Got busted by the secret service for unauthorized digital video recording of monkey spanking.

[reiven]

has complete set of Wacky Packages with gum
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[AnnoyingPony]

reiven likes to put glass into orphans' food.

[reiven]

AnointingPony walked from her neighborhood to the biggest nearby city and stood amazed at the buildings, and she thought of going up on one of the balconies to drop a paper towel and watch it float down.

her mom was frantic and somehow found her; unbelieving that she navigated the divided highway at 5 years old.

she got in trouble....

[Liason]

^Steals candy from babies. Regularly.

[Thakur]

Liason is upset because he keeps losing his candy.

[AnnoyingPony]

Thakur's so stupid he studied (and failed) a drug test.

[ya lyublyu tebya]

^had to do 5 months of community service harvesting horse manure for a fertilizer company, after arrested for attempted robbery of a donut shop full of plain-clothes police officers.

[jonnyb]

^scrounges in hospital dumpsters to find used bandaids for her collection.

[reiven]

^ has never missed an episode of the soap General Hospital

[jonnyb]

^pissed on an electric fence once.....poor fellow, has never been able to pee since. Also explains the lack of body hair.

[reiven]

^ is swarmed by gnats every time he goes outside.

[jonnyb]

^Lord of the gnats. Keeps sending them my way. I never had a problem before Reiven showed up.

[Thakur]

Jonnyb once played find the tea cup under the bedsheets with grandma, he hasn't been the same sense.

[reiven]

ThatKur is staring at the glow in the dark stars on the ceiling

[GrnEyz]

Thakur tried out for the 'A Team' and was dismissed because they already had a reject.

Raven has trouble keeping up with thread titles.

JB keeps a bag of dog dicks in his pocket to attract gnats.

[ArtistTyrant]

GrnEyz shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

[jonnyb]

^Has hyper eye. What's on the cieling your looking at?

[reiven]

GrienAyes borrowed his yankee neighbors snow blower, and it kinda got away from him. his av is taken from the channel 5 news-crew b roll.

[Thakur]

Reiven just wishes he had a snowblower.

[jonnyb]

^Wants to sit on a snowblower

[Thakur]

^Wants to watch.

[GrnEyz]

Thunker caught a fastball in the temple and can't straighten his neck.

[jonnyb]

^Wants to watch.........
To see if snow comes out your mouth. Who wouldn't want to see that?!

^Had his picture taken sideways to make his fall not look like a fall.

[Thakur]

^ Sleeps on a bed of dead rodents.

[jonnyb]

^sleeps in a refridgerator box.

[reiven]

^
picks over leftovers

[Thakur]

^Wants the left overs.

[jonnyb]

^ Eats what I don't.

[reiven]

jb is afraid to eat sushi

[Thakur]

^ is too.

[AnnoyingPony]

Thakur is a militant and preachy vegan.

[GrnEyz]

AP enjoys wearing a mask when doing the wild thing.

[Thakur]

^ fell in love with a toaster.

[GrnEyz]

dropped a toaster on his head, resulting in neck disorder.

[Thakur]

^claims it was a toaster when it was really a rock.

[AnnoyingPony]

Thakur intimidated his friends using brute force and blackmail to bully them into voting for McCain.

[jonnyb]

^Political Hero is Bush

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[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb's political hero is Stalin.

[reiven]

anoyingpony took third place in a spelling bee. now every morning when she wakes up, she spells the two words that beat her before she gets out of bed

[jonnyb]

^Can drink via his ear.

[AnnoyingPony]

jonnyb is obsessed with Twilight.

[reiven]

AnnoyingPony is right; i heard that too

[Reganon]

I heard reiven got a speeding ticket for going 37 in a 35 after having a one night stand with the chief of police.

[jonnyb]

^cheif of police

[Cooper]

^ wants to be lady gaga's back up singer...so I heard

[jonnyb]

^Wants the Back Street Boys to go sing in his alley as the Alley Scats

[Cooper]

^ was the original jonny b good

[jonnyb]

^Ancestors made wine barrels. Cooper accidentally fell into one as it was getting filled up. Almost drown but made an amazing metamorphis, as the wine intermingled into his DNA, into the shadow street super hero Wine-O.

[Cooper]

^ The scuttlebutt is "jonnyb" can from when he passed out in a port-a-potty, after drinking Boones Farm all night long...

[jonnyb]

^carries cans of 'kiss ass' with him everywhere he goes so he can throw them at his superiors. Hits them in the head and knocks them out and takes their wallet/purse.

[Cooper]

Dude, this is a RUMOR thread, stop tellin' folks the truth will ya?

^Posed nude in Fish & Game monthly

[jonnyb]

Posed for the RM calendar

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Look, there he is.

[Cooper]

^ votes republican

[jonnyb]

That's low, really low.

^Hunts with Cheny and now can't make it through the airports without setting off metal detectors.

[Cooper]

^ moonlights as a stand-up comic!

[jonnyb]

^comes to all my shows....sits in the back row with all his cats.

[Cooper]

^ pays me and my cats to show up to his shows

[jonnyb]

^Spend all the money on catnip.

[Cooper]

^ is a catnip dealer

[Wapiti]

Cooper can't wait for irritible bowel syndrome to become the new fad.

[releviau04]

Wapiti thinks he is part superhero, part jedi, part alien and part cowboy trying to use the force on his horse named Silver.

[Wapiti]

releviau04 used 04 too many vowels in her username.

[Liason]

^attracted children in such an outfit

[Fyrnae]

^can't decide which fetish scene to try next

[reiven]

^wears same green eyeshadow irl

[GrnEyz]

^dreams about semi-nude female gymnists snowboarding in the appalachian mtns.

[Wapiti]

^ Hopes to be like David Hasselhoff when he grows up.

[GrnEyz]

^Fantasizes that he might grow up some day.

[Liason]

^father was unknown, until he found his mother was a tranny and is his father

[reiven]

went on holiday to ireland and stayed in the hotel watching cable news channels the whole time.

[Liason]

true, but /he/ did it with his dog and was dressing him up in frilly pet dresses

[reiven]

^ designs frilly dog wear

[Cooper]

^ is a model for frilly dog wear

[Liason]

^has modeled with reiven in frilly dogwear

[reiven]

^ is the tallest of nine children at 4' 3 1/2"

[Liason]

^is the shortest of my siblings at 2'1

[reiven]

our mom made a sign that she taped to liason's door
"Pig Sty"

[Cooper]

^ ETs grandpa

[jonnyb]

^Jack the ripper in North America.

[Fyrnae]

^afraid if he moves from that position the building will collapse

[jonnyb]

I hear Fyrnae bleeds green.

[Fyrnae]

I hear jonnyb's blood doesn't flow. This is because he is a zombie.

[jonnyb]

^Dances with make believe friends.

[Fyrnae]

^has no friends, make believe or otherwise

[jonnyb]

^Once saw a guy throw a cigaret but on the ground.....No one ever heard from that poor fellow again.

[Cooper]

^ feet are two sizes different

[Fyrnae]

^stalks me to get this insider info

[Cooper]

^ promised not to tell

[Fyrnae]

^made me promise at knife-point

[Cooper]

^ wants my hat, says it goes with her eyes

[Fyrnae]

^solicits those in the alley

[Cooper]

^ steals cub scout badges

[Fyrnae]

^steals cub scouts from their Den Mothers

[Cooper]

What is it with you? Ya keep tellin' stuff ya promised not to....geeez

^ Drives car in reverse only

[Fyrnae]

^drives me insane

[Cooper]

^ excellent sence of humor

[Fyrnae]

^is so cool, he makes my cat jealous

[Cooper]

^ Favorite song is "Stray Cat Strut"

[reiven]

^ brian setzer IRL

[ArtistTyrant]

^ does meth, and uses the energy to take apart toasters

[reiven]

^ makes bathtub meth from high energy snack foods and Dristan

[GrnEyz]

^makes middle tenn moonshine from elderberries and blackberries, fermented in an old radiator and strained with dirty socks.

[ArtistTyrant]

^ once ate a tapeworm, just to see if it could help him lose weight

[jonnyb]

^face really froze that way.

[Liason]

^eats kittens and cough hairballs when no one is looking.

[Fyrnae]

^no need to consume kittens to have this effect

[GrnEyz]

^snorts drano and chases with reiven's moonshine.

[Fyrnae]

^tries to chase the moon after drinking Drano

[Cooper]

^ is really a woodland elf

[ArtistTyrant]

^ likes buying yellow caution tape and then cordoning off random sections of sidewalk in cities

[reiven]

^ draws chalk outline death positions of cartoon characters inside the caution tape areas

[Fyrnae]

^lays down within their boundaries to see what it feels like

[Cooper]

^ flies kites of naked puppies off the cliffs of Dover

[reiven]

^ tags "kilroy was here" on the cliffs of Dover

[jonnyb]

^goes out on full moon night wearing nothing but a used police baton.

[Cooper]

^ is practicing to be Popular Mechanics centerfold

[Liason]

^supporting himself by posing for playgirl magazine in uni

[Cooper]

^ has a tattoo 'you know where'

[jonnyb]

^greatest hero is Biff in the 2nd Back to the Future.....all because of the knuckle cane he raps people on the head with.

[reiven]

^paid big money for av photography; windblown hair and vest pix to come.

[jonnyb]

^Did the same but cheaped out on the wardrobe....all he got was the hat.

[reiven]

^ sells partylite candles and hosts scrap-booking parties to meet women.

[jonnyb]

^Sits at home in the dark with blinds closed making macaroni jewelry....check out that necklace made with elbow noodles!

[reiven]

deepest darkest secret; ^ was once a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman.

[Cooper]

^ dresses as cupid on valentines day

[reiven]

^ has actual silver bullet in case of lichen activity

[ArtistTyrant]

^ confuses "proactive" and "reactive"

[reiven]

^thinks 're-po' means 'broke again'

[Cooper]

^ has pornographic stick people tattoos under his arms

[reiven]

^ has pornographic stick people tattoos under his arms

*flexes arm to animate stick figures*

Cooper reads Dr Seuss to himself and giggles at the alliterations

[Cooper]

^ threatened bodily harm if I didn't return his Dr. Seuss books ASAP

[reiven]

cooper had a 1977 Pontiac Trans Am Firebird painted to match the car from smokey and the bandit.
he traded it for two dressed elk hides, a carrot of tobacco, one pint of vermilion and a lead canister of gunpowder.

[Cooper]

I was raised on the res, you know.

^ came over on the Mayflower

[Seriously]

^thinks the Mayflower was the boat Columbus sailed on.

[Cooper]

^ Knows personally where Jimmy Hoffa is

[AnnoyingPony]

Cooper collects jars of spit.

[reiven]

The AssociatedPony believes ' good things come to those who waif '

[Liason]

^ate spiders as a child

[jonnyb]

^Drank out of the dog's dish when young. It was just so convieniently accessible.

[Liason]

^filled the water bowl and secret watched each time, you sick sick kid

[jonnyb]

^self inflicts bamboo under toenails every time someone spells something wrong.

[Liason]

^provides the bamboo, and again, takes pictures (stop doing that)

[jonnyb]

*hands Liason a handful of bamboo splinters* Have at it kid *advances roll of film to next frame*

^Likes to pull cheesy poses while bleeding from toenails.

[Liason]

^is younger than me :0

[jonnyb]

^has a thing about being called kid.

[Liason]

^has a thing with kids

[reiven]

^ collects chinese wall art

[Thakur]

^ Tried out for america's next top model.

[AnnoyingPony]

^ Once auditioned for an ugly contest, and they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

[reiven]

^ has different sized eyeballs

[Liason]

^burnt off his eyebrow trying to light a friends fart on fire

[reiven]

^2nd degree burns on her rear end.

so you're calling us friends, now?

[Synapse]

^Reiven has one friend: himself. The above was an example of his innumerable failed efforts at facilitating friendship.

[Thakur]

^ has 24 cats, all named steve.

[Cooper]

^ has 25 hamsters, all names Stewie

[jonnyb]

^has 1 duck-billed-platypus named Herbert.

[Thakur]

^ takes unpleasant photos on baby kittens.

[reiven]

^ has multiple recipe's for same

[Cooper]

^ stole the hat from Elmar Fudd and the gold chain from Elvis

[jonnyb]

^leader of the national necrovestite association.

[Cooper]

^ second in command of said organization

[jonnyb]

*drags RT leg, slurps up a drool string* Yes master.....

^Has a special set of pentagram shaped pupil contacts that he wears every Sunday.

[Liason]

^is the supplier

[Cooper]

^ had an affair with..........Barney!

[reiven]

^ made a hollow snowman and hid inside to scare away the neighbors

[Synapse]

^Never has seen snow before in real-life, only in movies and other media.

[Cooper]

^ Doesn't fire in a straight line

[reiven]

^ 'staff' is filled with D batteries

[jonnyb]

^prowls around in the middle of the day...hides behind sign poles.

[Thakur]

^believe the Cap'n Crunch guy is out to get him.

[Cooper]

^ Moonlights as Captain Crunch

[reiven]

^ can not count the times he's heard the phrase "me love you long time"

[jonnyb]

^farts smell like cheese burgers

[GrnEyz]

^fart smeller... er.. smart feller

[jonnyb]

^smart ass....err...Smart Ass

[AnnoyingPony]

^ Believes he is a dragon Otherkin.

[jonnyb]

I am a Dragon!

^excited to get the new part for the inflatable doll's head.

[Thakur]

^ thinks camelot tis a silly place.

[Fyrnae]

^thinks Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a documentary

[reiven]

^ does not understand airspeed velocity, nor the migration patterns of the swallow.

[jonnyb]

^is always on the receiving end of the swallow.

[reiven]

^was mortified to show up at a party wearing the same dress as the host

[Thakur]

^ was glad he showed up to the party in his birthday suit, three of the same dresses would have been a disaster.

[reiven]

breeds lizzards as a hobby; they all have red hair

[Thakur]

Haha, lost a pet snake in the house. No people that's not a rumor, that's the truth.

[reiven]

^holds world record for most un-chewed gum from trading card packages.

[Fyrnae]

^was the ghost writer for the book How to make friends and influence people

[reiven]

Fyrnae is Zig Ziglars love child

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven once asked if dollar bills are green for the same reason old pennies and the Statue of Liberty are.

[reiven]

MyLittlePony stuck an almond up her nose and had to have it removed in the emergency room

[AnnoyingPony]

reiven still plays with My Little Pony dolls.

[Thakur]

Thinks Keanu Reeves is a good actor.

[Cooper]

^ Fan of the Care Bears

[jonnyb]

^Has a care bear costume.

[Fyrnae]

^asks to borrow it to play bedroom games with his girlfriend

[Cooper]

^ is jonnyb's girlfriend

[Synapse]

^Is 62 and doesn't have a girlfriend.

[Cooper]

^ is misfiring on all the odd cylinders

[eyeonyou]

rumor has it,..Coop chases his tail and barks at the moon

[Charly]

^ likes to rub double Gloucester through his hair.

[eyeonyou]

needs more than a hug...

[Charly]

needs more than the drugs...

[newday]

^exposing too much depression.

[jonnyb]

^gets his toes caught in Chinese finger traps.

[newday]

^eats trapped bear feet.

[jonnyb]

^When Newday is not working or at his computer, he passes his time setting bear traps in the forrest.

[BinaryMe]

^ is actually an ESFP

[newday]

^jonnyb likes to watch bears caught by traps.

[jonnyb]

that's because dinner is on its way.

^Dances with brooms

[newday]

jonnyb used straw to sip beer.

[jonnyb]

Newday hides all his beer in odd places so I can't find it.

[newday]

jonnyb even bought x-ray glasses for his beer pursuit.

[jonnyb]

Newday even has the little girl who paints his toenails hide his beer too so he can have deniability.

[newday]

jonnyb will definitely sneak in my house later when I'm not around.

[jonnyb]

^paranoid

[reiven]

The three levels of management directly above JB are all female and he has slept with each one; now he wonders why work is such a hassle.

[Synapse]

^Reiven doesn't need to work. Belonging to the upper class, he sees no point in work when he can just play croquet with his friends rather than dirty his hands with boring labor.

[GrnEyz]

^Enjoys thinking about work and gets great pleasure watching others do it.

[AnnoyingPony]

^Enjoys thinking about dying and gets great pleasure from watching others do it.

[MassHysteria]

^ Is not a natural blue.

[reiven]

^animals were harmed blacking those eyes

[newday]

reiven thinks it is cool to paint nails to distinguish social status.

[eyeonyou]

the crow is wearing a mike

[Wapiti]

^eats tacos with prep H.

[eyeonyou]

barks at the moon

[newday]

scratches their sofa.