Let's Spread Rumors

[Seriously]

loosefanbelt played cousin It on the Adams Family.

[NoStoneUnturned]

seriously is not serious at all. It's really quite disappointing.

[phej]

NoStoneUnturned doesn't have the coolest avatar ever.

[Seriously]

NoStoneUnturned has no opposable thumbs and therefore cannot even pick a stone up much less turn it.

[gestalt]

Seriously has a huge, stinking stash of dollar bills in a sock somewhere.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt, on the other hand, has holes in his socks.

[MikeAZ]

Fanbelt is a bison rancher

[Caedus]

MikeAZ wears a hat to hide his eyes, disfigured from a faulty surgery.

[gestalt]

Caedus dresses up like Emperor Palpatine - wizened, water-wrinkled face and all - and yells at random passerby. HARR! HARR!

[themuzicman]

loosefanbelt is really 12 years old

[llBradll]

TMM's avatar represents his life's earnings flying away.

[Seriously]

Brad lost his two front teeth in a freak cow tipping accident last year. Hence the closed lip avatar smile...

[llBradll]

Seriously has a closed lip smile to signify how lippy she is.

[Seriously]

Brad wishes he was a Texan. But then most people do.

[llBradll]

Seriously is afraid of the barbecue.

[Seriously]

Brad can't light the grill himself. He has to get his mom to do it for him.

[llBradll]

Seriously buys her steak at restaurants because she always overcooks it.

[Seriously]

Brad has to have his steaks cut up for him because he isn't allowed sharp objects.

[llBradll]

Seriously needs her steak pre-chewed.

[Seriously]

Brad chews it for me and spits it in my mouth like a mother bird. I really do appreciate it.

[llBradll]

Seriously loses half of her money at the Bingo Hall.

[Seriously]

Brad mugs little old ladies for beer money. He mugged me coming out of the Bingo Hall. :(

[paleoeco]

Brad told me that the bars at either end of his name is a reference to his desire to be kept in a puppy cage by Seriously and runoversezbra.

[Seriously]

paleoeco is secretly in love with me.

[llBradll]

Seriously is secretly in love with everyone here. She struggles not to add huggles into every post.

[Seriously]

Brad has a pink shirt he likes to wear when he is sipping his pina colada and dreaming of living la vida loca while listening to the Back Street Boys.

[llBradll]

Seriously saves so much money on gum, now that she's begun scouting it out.

[Seriously]

Brad isn't really Brad's real name. It's Percival.

[loosefanbelt]

Seriously was never taken so seriously as a child. She then attended Clown College, and thus became the INTJ that we know and love today.

[Rudy]

loosefanbelt turned the color in her avatar when she figured out how to turn the "tint" knob of real life.

[llBradll]

Rudy is Seriously's clown coach.

[themuzicman]

Brad is in charge of his neighborhood's knitting club, and has at least 12 attenders every week.

[loosefanbelt]

There's a class distinction between those upstairs and downstairs, and then we have the themuzicman who is the outhouse variety.

[Seriously]

loose thought her family was uptown because they had a two hole outhouse.

[phej]

Seriously just sounds like a Texan...

[loosefanbelt]

phej has an eye bugger.

[phej]

loosefanbelt is *really* loose. (I think that I also woke up w/ eyeboogers this morning)

[Seriously]

phej is a rhinestone cowboy.

[themuzicman]

Seriously is an Amish porn star

[loosefanbelt]

themuzicman tries to sell porn to the Amish - it is not getting him rich anytime soon.

[Frosted]

Bill Gates uses Linux on his home computers.

[Wapiti]

Frosted uses butter on his copmuters.

[phej]

Wapiti really owns his avatar.

[Rudy]

phej's avatar is a picture of his positronic brain.

[phej]

When Rudy's having a bad hair day he looks like this: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

[MikeAZ]

phej tells his customers at the bar that he goes to school during the day

[Wapiti]

MikeAZ tells the bartenders at the bar to say that they are his professors if anyone calls.

[loosefanbelt]

Wapiti's hair is not naturally that color...

[llBradll]

LFB pays somebody to make rumors for her.

[Seriously]

Brad can't afford to pay anyone to make up rumors for him. Shame.

[Wapiti]

Seriously wishes she had come up with such a good rumor as Brad did.

[loosefanbelt]

Wapiti has a sunburn - and it is in an interesting place...

[Seriously]

Loose thinks the tops of people's heads are interesting places.

[loosefanbelt]

Seriously just made the top of her head more interesting to try and get me to have a crush on her....

[themuzicman]

loosefanbelt would have grey hair, if they had any...

[loosefanbelt]

themuzicman is looking for grey matter...

[themuzicman]

loosefanbelt thinks that Mickey Rooney was sexy, and still is.

[phej]

the lfb is painting with blood.

[loosefanbelt]

themuzicman and phej both have multiple personalities and are bickering with each other over Pop Tarts.

[themuzicman]

phej jumped that fence after the picture

loosefanbelt actually has a texas sized cowboy belt buckle

[loosefanbelt]

The song "Wild Thing" was not written about themuzicman, even if he asserts this claim.

[themuzicman]

(Was too!)

However, Karma Chameleon WAS written about loosefanbelt

[The Maelstrom]

This one time at band camp.... :p

[phej]

^^ eTo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I don't want to know what the Maelstrom did to the flute...

[loosefanbelt]

or phej, the tuba...

[themuzicman]

This one time at cheerleading camp loosefanbelt was in charge of making sure the spirit stick didn't touch the ground.....

[Caedus]

Apparently themusicman enjoyed being in the bottom of the pyramid...

[MikeAZ]

Caedus wants to take over this Forum

[Wapiti]

In his avi, MikeAZ is sitting on his newly installed toilet on his front patio.

[Caedus]

Wapiti's avi used to be a Marilyn Manson groupie.

[loosefanbelt]

Ah, Caedus, the performer of a thousand farts.

[Caedus]

My contemporary loosefanbelt, enjoys spreading the magical odor around the room with many fans. Her job isn't complete unless someone is vomiting...

[loosefanbelt]

I believe that if you look at just the right angle, you might mistake Caedus for a TeleTubby.

[MikeAZ]

loosefanbelt skipped university and started waiting tables because she hates astronomy.

[loosefanbelt]

The background in MikeAZ's avi is a storage shed in Tuba City, AZ.

[themuzicman]

loosefanbelt has a toenail fetish

[callmemigs]

I have an incredible rumour you won't miss: I had sex with Megan Fox last night!! Freakin' hot BABY....LOL

and the muzicman? Nah, he doesn't deserve rumours

[themuzicman]

Actually, it was a shemale made up to look like megan fox, but you don't know that yet

[callmemigs]

But I recall it's not a penis I saw. She had a dildo to fuck my ass though.

Rumour:themuzicman killed the thread.

[themuzicman]

callmemigs often mistakes dildos for the real thing.

[Seriously]

TMM thought dildo was an extinct animal until callmemigs showed him differently.

[themuzicman]

Seriously is a dildo aficionado.

[Seriously]

TMM thought aficionado was an Italian dish until I told him differently.

[themuzicman]

Seriously is a fish addict

[Wapiti]

TMM has no hair on his knees.

[Seriously]

Wapiti thought it would be cool to have Wolverine sideburns. He didn't realize that only works if you are Hugh Jackman.

[Wapiti]

Seriously thought the same, that's how I found out it was a bad idea. They did look better on me than you...

[themuzicman]

TMM has no hair on his knees.

(Knee surgery will do that..)


Wapiti encourages young children to experiment with razor blades and matches

[Wapiti]

TMM teaches kazoo lessons.

[themuzicman]

Wapiti is actually a practicing Amish

[Wapiti]

TMM eats Quaker oats so he can say he's a quaker.

[SelfMadeBum]

Wapiti is very, very pathetically old.

[Wapiti]

SMB once lost a debate with a pickle jar.

[themuzicman]

Wapiti loses debates to SMB

[SelfMadeBum]

TMM always makes SMB smile.

[Seriously]

SMB is really Brad indulging his feminine side.

[SelfMadeBum]

Seriously is a natural red head.

[themuzicman]

SelfMadeBum is Charles Schultz's daughter, upon whom the character Lucy was created

[loosefanbelt]

themuzicman comes to this thread to get smacked. >!SMACK!<

[Wapiti]

LFB comes to this thread to smack off.

[loosefanbelt]

And Wapiti comes to this thread to find his fairy godmother.

[Wapiti]

Found her, LFB is my fairy godmother. Do I get to make a wish or something?

[phej]

Wapiti joins in the smacking.

[SelfMadeBum]

phej is somewhere in his avi.

[callmemigs]

SelfMadeBum is a self made bum.

[loosefanbelt]

callmemigs begs to be smacked.

[Charly]

LFB keeps pretending that she's forgotten the safe word.

[loosefanbelt]

Charly asks to be spanked.

[Charly]

LFB loves the feel of wet tongue in her ear.

[loosefanbelt]

^ Ooooo, I kinda do, but Charly's breath smells of sardines, so...

[Charly]

LFB, it wouldn't smell of fish if I hadn't just... You're so selfish sometimes.

[loosefanbelt]

CHARLY!

You have been humping the neighbor's leg again. Bad Boy!

[Charly]

sometimes LFB's legs stop working until she comes up with a comprehensive plan of what to do with the entire rest of the day. Plus several contingencies for every possible deviation from the plan.

[MikeAZ]

Charly trains sheep to backup

[themuzicman]

Mike is actually Charley from "Candy Mountain" (see youtube)

[SelfMadeBum]

TMM eats chocolate covered flies.

[themuzicman]

SMB eats chocolate covered Madagascar beetles

[SelfMadeBum]

Hey, I go where the yum is...

TMM digs holes and sits in them when he feels blue.

[themuzicman]

(Yeah.. and? lol)

SMB is really a hobo, not a bum

[Seriously]

TMM is tone deaf.

[themuzicman]

Seriously is really Madonna

[callmemigs]

themuzicman contracted a swine flu due to the symbolic meanings of his lovely avatar. i doubt he'll recover.

[themuzicman]

callmemigs intended to have a handle of "callLemings", but messed up

[loosefanbelt]

themuzicman just plays a kazoo.

[MikeAZ]

LFB regrets bring her brother as her prom date

[loosefanbelt]

MikeAZ's avatar depicts him trying to run over his granny...

[MikeAZ]

LFB is brunet without her granny Ms. Clairol

[loosefanbelt]

If we could establish MikeAZ's paternity, we might prove that he truly is an heir to the Barnham and Bailey Circus...

[Nikita]

loosefanbelt has a soft spot in her heart for circus boys...she used to be one.

[loosefanbelt]

Nikita!!!! I get so excited to see her - and then I catch the smell... that "I have not had a bath in a week" smell. ;)

[themuzicman]

loosedfanbelt is 10 years older than they apepar

[Stratego]

muzicman and I are actually the same person, playing y'all for fools...

[themuzicman]

Stratego and I actually twins, but stratego THINKs we're the same person

[Stratego]

À la Mothra Twins: Stratego and I are actually twins, but stratego THINKs we're the same person

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[Reganon]

Stratego likes to reenact Civil War battles using Star Wars action figures.

[MikeAZ]

Reganon is the only female beat box star on her small island

[SelfMadeBum]

MikeAZ never learned how to ride a bike.

[Seriously]

SMB is a pretty pretty princess.

[SelfMadeBum]

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Seriously has 900 cats.

[Seriously]

SMB is my kitty "pooper scooper" It's a dirty job..but she has to do it.

[Reganon]

SelfMadeBum has attended over 900 performances of the Broadway Musical- Cats.

The last 890 were a one woman show performed by Seriously in her living room.

[SelfMadeBum]

Seriously is a hag to a 20-year old flamboyant homosexual.





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And Reganon is her long lost twin.

[themuzicman]

SMB has had two sex change operations

[MikeAZ]

^ they used music man’s parts both times

[Hamburglar]

^loves Brett Micheals and wants to be his rock of love.

[MikeAZ]

^ is holding his sex toy in his avatar

[Hamburglar]

^is riding his penile enhancer

[MikeAZ]

^ wears a big hat to compensate for being small in other areas.

[themuzicman]

^^ Wears a helmet so that one head will be big...

[MikeAZ]

^^ hides from his wife

[Seriously]

^^Fell off the motorcycle as soon as that shot was taken.

[MikeAZ]

^^ girls fell out right after photo was taken

[larkin]

^^ not Mike at all, but a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers screenshot. Which he still watches.

[MartinH]

^^ talks into a dainty silver "handbag sized" vibrator at raves, high on pills

[Seriously]

^^carries a purse but calls it his "man bag" and tells everyone how trendy he is.

[JTG1984]

^^ rides a horse to work

[MartinH]

^^ does the dusting with his hair

[JTG1984]

^^ still thinks pinstripe button up shirts are in style. ;)

[larkin]

^^ spends most of his disposable income on hair product

[JTG1984]

^^ Couldnt afford hair dye, used kool aid instead.

[Seriously]

^^gets lips injected with collagen to look "pouty"

[jonnyb]

^^Has recurrrent Torticollis.

[23colts]

^^ Fixed the 1919 world series like in The Great Gatsby. (secretly he's wolfsheim)

[MartinH]

^^ Has an army of squirrel fans arranged in rows, just out of shot. Toy ones.

[23colts]

^^ Secretly wishes that James Bond would Die.

[jonnyb]

Burries people in his back yard then plays them a good celtic departure song.

[MikeAZ]

^^ thinks leather pants make him look cool

[jonnyb]

^^Has thin, transparent skin and must wear full protective gear to contain organs.

[ptrout]

jonnyb is really bonnyj, currently living a life of secrecy in the federal witness protection program.

[jonnyb]

^^Pees on his trout while cooking it for that 'just right' taste.

[Hamburglar]

^^Enjoys that "just right" taste

[jonnyb]

Had too much of the 'just right' taste....

[larkin]

^^no, seriously, thinks leather pants make him look cool. I just wanted to reiterate that one.

[llBradll]

^^ thinks her hair will help her fit in in the future

[Seriously]

^^Is waiting to be blown away....

[Nemesis]

^^ Blows everyone... away.

[llBradll]

^^ Blows everyone right away

[Nemesis]

^^ Blows everyone in alleys.

[llBradll]

^^ Finds leftover food in the alleys

[23colts]

^^The flower which contains many secrets secretly wishes to be blown away so he can spread his lies to the mass media.

[Seriously]

^^secretly wishes he had learned violin instead...

[23colts]

^^Self Conscious about showing her clevage to people over the internet

[llBradll]

^^ self conscious whenever the colts lose a game

[Seriously]

^^has delusions of grander. ;D

[23colts]

^^ self conscious whenever the colts lose a game

nope not into football school mascot anyway.

^^ wears blue daily but favorite color is really black the color of her heart.

[Seriously]

^^had a heart but sold it for a song.

[llBradll]

^^gets that smile from crushing dreams

[jonnyb]

^^A mind full of fluff.

[coffeeholic]

JB sleeps in a coffin

[llBradll]

^^Drinks coffee because her friends do.

[Seriously]

^^auditioned for the part of "hear no evil" monkey but was considered to attractive.

[jonnyb]

^^Amputated at the waist.

[MikeAZ]

^^^ still stuck on island because he sang his message into the bottle

[jonnyb]

Rides playground 'motor bikes' that bounce up and down while making vrooom sounds.

[Hamburglar]

^^has every season of "Party of Five" on VHS

[Seriously]

^^had an intense but brief affair with Ronald McDonald.

[jonnyb]

Turns out all the lights, closes the blinds then goes into the basement to have tea parties with stuffed animals.

[Nemesis]

Jonnyb owns and operates a fetish website dedicated to tea parties with stuffed animals.

[jonnyb]

Nemesis came to the loyal customers of the stufed animal tea party website meet and great last month. I told you man, I wouldn't tell if you didn't.

[larkin]

Jonny died one night, died in his bed. Bottle of whiskey, sleeping tablets by his head. (But I've been told if you listen to the wind you can still hear him play.)

[Seriously]

larkin channels Jonny's spirit when the nights are cold and the wind is high...

[jonnyb]

Secretly wishes to be a smurf.

[Seriously]

jonnyb has a rubber ducky he plays with at bath time called "Mr. Tubbs"

[jonnyb]

Likes to have a bath in other peoples dirty bath water.....and play with their rubber ducky too. I lifted the prints off Mr Tubbs last time.

[Seriously]

johnnyb invites people over to play with his rubber ducky and then turns on them randomly.

[jonnyb]

Turned down last invite to play w/ rubber ducky to attend seminar on human to smurf body transformation put on by Michael Jackson's former private plastic surgeon.

[larkin]

^^ Michael Jackson's former private plastic surgeon surgically applied pants. (And yeah, for me: didn't just attend seminar. Graduated, got a gold star, now buy the book on tape for the bargain basement price of $19.95 plus tax.)

[jonnyb]

Same plastic sugeon replaced rt ear with phone as a special bonus offer.

[themuzicman]

^^ bit a man's ear off during a fight

[larkin]

^^not actually capable of flying the pig, no matter what the pilot's license says (skimped on the hours of practice time, too)

[themuzicman]

^^ actually only owns a play cell phone, but uses it to fit in

[Wapiti]

TMM has to call the operator to get the number or 911.

[themuzicman]

(silly, I ask my kids...)

^^ Wishes she were ESFP

[jonnyb]

Be careful if you sleep with him, he's got a bad case of trichinosis.

[themuzicman]

^^ was patterned after, and name used, in "Gone in 60 Seconds"

[jonnyb]

Has turf wars with the Big Bad Wolf over housing rights.

[JTG1984]

^^ Borrowed his pants from Adam Lambert

[larkin]

Borrowed his hair from Eraserhead

[jonnyb]

Wishes her hair was like jtg's.

[themuzicman]

^^ Wears rubber pants

[larkin]

Truly, I never get tired of that one either. That's some pig.

Oh, I'm getting distracted. Muzicman is actually a card-carrying member of PETA.

[themuzicman]

(Yeah, People Eating Tasty Animals... :yummy:)

^^ that is her natural hair color. She is an alien

[jonnyb]

Sneaks up on people and shows them his sausage.

[Seriously]

^^Eats sausage. And likes it.

[Wapiti]

^^^Doesn't know what sausage is.

[Seriously]

^^always bragging about antler size.

[Wapiti]

^^^^wishes she had a rack as big as mine.

[Seriously]

^^wishes his rack was real, like mine.

[Wapiti]

^^^^pads her rack.

[jonnyb]

Will be meat in my freezer this fall.


Hey, no fair to change avatar in the middle of making rumors! Haha

[larkin]

^^has a very rare allergy that only allows his skin to come in contact with leather. That's not even a rumor, actually. It's just sad. Seeing him in his little leather pod with his little leather writing instruments, struggling...

[Wapiti]

^^Doesn't realize her hair is blue.

[jonnyb]

Plays 'hide the cookie' in blubber rolls with significant other.

[themuzicman]

^^ Thinks sausage is a play toy

[Seriously]

^^can't grasp the concept of "no means no"

[jonnyb]

Keeps saying 'yes' but claims it means 'no'.

[MartinH]

^^ Sleeps with a sock on his nose.

[Hamburglar]

^^holds the world hostage for $1,000,000.00

[jonnyb]

Bathes in battery acid.

[themuzicman]

^^ his whole house has wood paneling

[jonnyb]

Whole house has velcro walls, ceilings and floors with special jumpsuites for guests.

[JTG1984]

^^ Blacksout after drinking one beer.

[Seriously]

^^refuses to drink anything that doesn't come with one of those cute little umbrellas.

[jonnyb]

Likes cheap dates who pass out after drinking one beer.

[themuzicman]

Whole house has velcro walls, ceilings and floors with special jumpsuites for guests.

(That's the dream house!!!)

^^ thinks power outages are the best time to get laid.

[Seriously]

^^took his mom to the prom and made her wear a wig and say she was a distant cousin. Cause yea, that's lots better...

[jonnyb]

Wore the wig

[themuzicman]

^^ Took his sister to homecoming and kissed her.

[Seriously]

^^thinks you can get pregnant from French kissing.

[themuzicman]

^^ got pregnant from french kissing.. at least that's what he said it was..