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Wapiti
05-20-2009, 02:39 PM
Selfinflicted like to was the steps at the old folks home for fun.
loosefanbelt
05-20-2009, 02:43 PM
The day when SelfInflected joined the forum people began to complain about " a smell "... coming from their computers... ?
Wapiti is a little high right now from some chinese food msg.
Synchronicity
05-20-2009, 03:08 PM
loose carries with her a spork for self-defense.
llBradll
05-20-2009, 03:55 PM
Synchro carries a bottle of tobasco sauce with him as his method of self-defense.
ClydeB
05-20-2009, 03:57 PM
Brad carries a bottle of soapy bubbles with him as his method of self defense. Surprisingly enough people are too busy laughing to do much to him.
llBradll
05-20-2009, 04:09 PM
Clyde carries banana peels around with him just in case somebody tries to chase him down.
SelfInflected
05-20-2009, 04:34 PM
llBradll steals half of ClydeB's banana peels so that he can smoke them.
Synchronicity
05-20-2009, 04:34 PM
Inflected carries bananas just in case he has a sudden lack of potassium.
SelfInflected
05-20-2009, 04:37 PM
Synchronicity thinks that banana splits are a thing that cheerleaders do.
runoverazebra
05-20-2009, 06:58 PM
SelfInflected is a cheerleader.
DanteFalling
05-20-2009, 07:49 PM
runoverazebra used to beat up cheerleaders in the school parking lot for disrespecting her when she was in her mascot uniform
loosefanbelt
05-20-2009, 10:14 PM
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Synchronicity
05-20-2009, 10:17 PM
loose buys Neapolitan ice cream just so she can eat the chocolate and leave the rest.
Stratego
05-20-2009, 10:18 PM
Synchronicity can't tell time, nor does he own a watch...
loosefanbelt
05-20-2009, 10:19 PM
Synchronicity likes fudge... well... oh nevermind.
Get your minds out of the gutter, I did not say he was gay or anything of the sort!!!
Strat is too fast and stealth - able to run in and out based on all the skipping school talents aquired...
runoverazebra
05-21-2009, 08:39 AM
Loose bribes her supervisor to let her bring her pet tarantulas to work.
ptrout
05-21-2009, 09:06 AM
Zeb like to build lego cities, only so she can pretend to be Godzilla and rampage through it.
Synchronicity
05-21-2009, 09:07 AM
ptrout rubs balloons in his hair to make it stick up. It's true and you know it!
SelfInflected
05-21-2009, 09:12 AM
Synchronicity has a kiddie pool in his living room, and it's filled with bottle caps.
Reganon
05-21-2009, 07:11 PM
SelfInflected has a kiddy pool in his living room and it's filled with spoiled absinthe.
runoverazebra
05-21-2009, 07:12 PM
Reganon makes airplane noises all the time because she thinks it makes her cool.
GrnEyz
05-21-2009, 07:19 PM
Zebra make giraffe noises because she thinks it makes her look tall and thin...
llBradll
05-21-2009, 07:29 PM
GrnEyz makes sex noises so people will think that hes experienced.
ssrprotege
05-21-2009, 07:51 PM
Brad has been telling people that he had the Last Supper with Jesus Christ. As a result, no one believes in anything that has come out of Brad's mouth.
SelfInflected
05-21-2009, 08:37 PM
ssrprotege has a cuckoo clock collection, and if they don't all cuckoo at once, it's Hammertime.
Synchronicity
05-21-2009, 08:54 PM
Inflected bought himself a loofah to use in the shower, but just can't bring himself to take it out of the package.
The Maelstrom
05-21-2009, 09:05 PM
sync is actually the one who once said "sometimes a pipe is just a pipe...really...STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT :o"
ClydeB
05-22-2009, 06:21 AM
I hear 'The Maelstrom' got that handle from his hairstyle.
loosefanbelt
05-22-2009, 07:55 AM
ClydeB is a fart whisperer.
SelfInflected
05-22-2009, 12:24 PM
loosefanbelt sings opera in the shower-- 5 minutes before the water gets turned on.
GrnEyz
05-22-2009, 02:30 PM
Inflected has no avatar because...
1) He can't figure it out...
2) He's afraid someone will make a joke about it....
and
3) He has an ancient UNIX box that only displays text...
runoverazebra
05-22-2009, 02:31 PM
GrnEyz only drinks things that are green.
ptrout
05-22-2009, 04:13 PM
Zeb been watching too much Hulu, though to everyone surprise, it seems like she was already an alien. (You avatar eyes are bugging me out )
ssrprotege
05-22-2009, 05:20 PM
Hentai is ptrout's favourite Japanese word.
loosefanbelt
05-22-2009, 06:10 PM
Have a heart... ssrprotege needs huggles every 5 minutes, folks!
Charly
05-23-2009, 05:41 AM
LFB cries every time she sees a Chanel Perfume advertisement on the television.
Especially that one with Audrey Tautou.
ssrprotege
05-23-2009, 09:20 AM
Charly needs brownies every 10 minutes, or he goes through withdrawal symptoms.
llBradll
05-23-2009, 11:46 AM
SSR spends more on scented candles than on food.
The Maelstrom
05-23-2009, 11:49 AM
Brad wears colorful polka dot socks...
llBradll
05-23-2009, 11:55 AM
If every day was Valentines day, then Malestrom would be set clothing-wise for the first month.
The Maelstrom
05-23-2009, 12:09 PM
If every day was Valentines day, then Malestrom would be set clothing-wise for the first month.
are you referring to all my non-existent pink clothes...?
Speaking of Valentine's, Brad once waxed EVERYTHING and joined the Blue Man Group Nudist Division to impress a girl
llBradll
05-23-2009, 12:14 PM
TM only knows that because he tried to win her away from me with his freestyling skills.
The Maelstrom
05-23-2009, 12:21 PM
and succeeded, lol!
llBradll
05-23-2009, 12:28 PM
Unfortunately for TM his freestyle skills have not worked yet in job interviews.
The Maelstrom
05-23-2009, 12:34 PM
hey who told you that!?
Brad offered me a job leveling up all his video-game characters. I was interested... but the pay was too low and the work monotonous.
llBradll
05-23-2009, 12:49 PM
What sucks is that I offered the job to TM because he was bragging about how he gets his WoW characters from a level 1-70 in two days.
The Maelstrom
05-23-2009, 12:54 PM
ahhh... left myself open to that one I guess. That game scares me though in all honesty... I've never played it cause just reading about it was getting me hooked... on just the reading!
Brad never did turn back completely to his normal flesh tone colors after the Blue Man incident...
llBradll
05-23-2009, 01:00 PM
TM uses crest white strips, but only on his top teeth.
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Synchronicity
05-23-2009, 01:10 PM
Brad has muttonchops.
llBradll
05-23-2009, 01:14 PM
Synchro has a mullet that he put into dreads. He calls it "the Dreadlet".
The Maelstrom
05-23-2009, 01:37 PM
Brad, the inventor of the Dreadlet, only later to be coined by sync
ClydeB
05-23-2009, 09:31 PM
I hear the Maelstrom's intellect is only surpassed by his shoe size. 11½
gestalt
05-23-2009, 10:13 PM
Last night, ClydeB passed gas and promptly joined the OLYMPIQ Society (That's the 99.99997th IQ percentile).
SelfInflected
05-23-2009, 10:34 PM
gestalt plays "air banjo" every time he sees a woman in Daisy Dukes.
GrnEyz
05-23-2009, 11:10 PM
Inflected smoked some heroin based ganga and was last seen flying over Bancock on his magic carpet.
gestalt
05-23-2009, 11:10 PM
GE plays still plays with tiddly winks and tumtootaralls.
GrnEyz
05-23-2009, 11:13 PM
Gestalt's trident was removed from Clydeb's posterior along with his head.
gestalt
05-23-2009, 11:14 PM
GE confessed to envisioning gigolos in hot orange briefs every time he slips a piece of chewing gum (Guess what kind?) in between his lips and biting down sloowly.
Reganon
05-23-2009, 11:16 PM
gestalt sells Hemorrhoid cream to children at exorbitant prices
gestalt
05-23-2009, 11:17 PM
Reaganon smeared bear grease all over and ran through her backyard shouting war-whoops.
ssrprotege
05-23-2009, 11:25 PM
gestalt scratches his back with his trident. As a result, he has lots of scars in his back (and he somehow enjoys the pain).
gestalt
05-23-2009, 11:31 PM
SSRProtege has a very poorly done pair of buttcheek implants.
The Maelstrom
05-24-2009, 12:43 AM
his shoe size. 11½
stalker...
Gestalt has big floppy ears, a cold nose and sweats through his mouth
llBradll
05-24-2009, 06:20 AM
TM only has one ear, which explains the angle of his avatar.
Synchronicity
05-24-2009, 07:35 AM
Brad doesn't shave himself in the morning, he "pretties" himself.
GrnEyz
05-24-2009, 07:45 AM
Synchro enjoys a variety of used pipes... especially the ones from Wild Willy's "Smoke 'em Again" head shoppe..
The Maelstrom
05-24-2009, 10:21 AM
Eyes was part of the Green Lantern Corps. ... up until yesterday when he knocked over the lantern in a game of "Kick the Can" gone horribly wrong
llBradll
05-24-2009, 11:07 AM
TM only likes to skip down the street on days that end with a "y".
runoverazebra
05-24-2009, 12:59 PM
There's nothing that Brad wouldn't do for a klondike bar.
The Maelstrom
05-24-2009, 01:24 PM
ooo yay, get to pick on zebra again!
Zebra knows just how far Brad will go from experience... resulted in some unfortunate physiological and psychological trauma for poor Brad in the end. Zebra's still that crazy though...
JTG1984
05-24-2009, 01:32 PM
The Maelstrom's twin brother is the Encino Man
runoverazebra
05-24-2009, 02:42 PM
JTG spends most of his weekend watching America's Next Top Model reruns.
ptrout
05-24-2009, 03:34 PM
Zebra mixes her own air, because she like a little extra kick of nitrogen.
runoverazebra
05-24-2009, 07:10 PM
ptrout is in the process of trying to perfect his macarena.
Synchronicity
05-24-2009, 07:44 PM
zebra has a forked tongue.
Reganon
05-24-2009, 09:31 PM
Synchronicity's life ambition is to find buried treasure under his living room carpet.
llBradll
05-25-2009, 04:24 AM
Reganons life ambition is to work as a rain dancer.
GrnEyz
05-25-2009, 07:04 AM
If Clyde pulls his head out of his posterior on Memorial Day... we'll have 3 more days of rain.
Brad was splattered on the windshield of a Karmen Ghia after a wind gust pushed him onto the interstate.
runoverazebra
05-25-2009, 09:19 AM
GrnEyz wears green tinted contact lenses.
GrnEyz
05-25-2009, 10:36 AM
Zebra's eyz became rings of blue after she consumed mass quantities of mind altering illegal substances.
Synchronicity
05-25-2009, 03:16 PM
GrnEyz had a beard transplant 2 years ago.
GrnEyz
05-25-2009, 03:31 PM
Synch cleans his teeth with Brillo Pads.
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Synchronicity
05-25-2009, 07:21 PM
Grn refuses to bathe, saying it is just a ploy by the water companies to make them more money.
Charly
05-25-2009, 10:00 PM
Syn loves the Dolmio grin.
ssrprotege
05-25-2009, 10:03 PM
Charly can't go to bed without his polar bear doll.
JTG1984
05-25-2009, 10:04 PM
ssrprotege favorite cartoon is Sailor Moon
The Maelstrom
05-25-2009, 10:05 PM
JTG's favorite is pokemon
Charly
05-25-2009, 10:09 PM
The Maelstrom was throwing change at the obese beggar lady with the triangle who wouldn't stop hitting that freakin thing on Sunday, from the second floor balcony of a coffee shop. Only he kept missing. Which infuriated him even more.
ptrout
05-25-2009, 10:27 PM
Charley, stop letting the dogs out, don't blame it on the low sugar either.
Dolores
05-26-2009, 01:00 PM
ptrout was imprisoned twice and went underground once for six months.
ptrout
05-26-2009, 01:17 PM
Dolores drink bloods, not cause shes a goth, nor for the taste, nor for the warmth, but simply because it cheap and readily available.
Dolores
05-26-2009, 01:29 PM
ptrout asked me to taste his blood.
The Maelstrom
05-26-2009, 01:33 PM
after she put a knife to his throat, cut him and said "beg me to drink your blood before I cut something else off..."
runoverazebra
05-26-2009, 02:50 PM
Maelstrom reads chick lit.
llBradll
05-26-2009, 02:51 PM
ROZ reads Oprah magazine.
The Maelstrom
05-26-2009, 02:56 PM
Maelstrom reads chick lit.
are you honestly surprised?
Brad attends the shows and waits outback in the freezing cold every few weeks for a chance at an autograph. Unfortunately for Brad her security team has dubbed him as "that crazy f*cker's back again".
llBradll
05-26-2009, 02:58 PM
TM is on Jerry Springer every other week trying to get his beads.
ptrout
05-26-2009, 03:17 PM
Brad drives fast, for his fast car, and and faster woman, and the fastest bladder.
runoverazebra
05-26-2009, 03:20 PM
ptrout has a Barbie collection.
ptrout
05-26-2009, 03:26 PM
Zeb has a Ken collection, and she mad that I won't let the Barbies hangout with her Kens
llBradll
05-26-2009, 04:15 PM
Ptrout always reenacted a scenario with all his GIJoes kidnapping barbie.
loosefanbelt
05-26-2009, 06:47 PM
llBradll is really F. And he has an autograph book for all his mates to sign.
Synchronicity
05-26-2009, 09:46 PM
loose is not a person, but a small shell script created by another forumgoer.
Dolores
05-26-2009, 11:57 PM
Synchronicity is a member of Gamblers Anonymous.
ptrout
05-27-2009, 12:06 AM
Dolores had a brief fling with the cookie monster in her early teen years.
Dolores
05-27-2009, 11:00 AM
ptrout knows all my secrets. Honestly, he's a secret agent.
ssrprotege
05-27-2009, 11:06 AM
Dolores has been pleading ptrout to huggle her for years.
ssprotege has never been huggled.
ptrout
05-27-2009, 01:05 PM
I give general huggles to everyone
wolf been known to frequent local kennel to hopeing to find his long lost pack.
Synchronicity
05-27-2009, 02:54 PM
ptrout's glasses are actually made of ice. He needs to replace them every 15 minutes.
llBradll
05-27-2009, 04:09 PM
Synchro often refers to his picture as "smokin" but things seem to simmer after.
roger helghan
05-27-2009, 04:49 PM
llBrandll is the secret love child of Rush Limbaugh and Bill OReilly
runoverazebra
05-27-2009, 06:46 PM
Roger believes that the Loch Ness Monster is real and can teleport to any location where there is water.
GrnEyz
05-27-2009, 07:09 PM
Zebra secretly harbors her telekenetic abilities...
Synchronicity
05-27-2009, 07:11 PM
GrnEyz wears a utilikilt.
GrnEyz
05-27-2009, 07:19 PM
Synch smacks kids with his cane when he thinks they're out of line...
SelfInflected
05-27-2009, 09:33 PM
GrnEyz stamps his brand on the fish before he tosses them back in.
Reganon
05-27-2009, 09:37 PM
SelfInflected likes to go fishing in the inflatable kiddy pool in his backyard.
ptrout
05-27-2009, 10:05 PM
Reganon is really made of goo and sticks.
Reganon
05-27-2009, 10:17 PM
ptrout isn't really made of trout at all. Instead he's made of sea kittens.
ptrout
05-27-2009, 10:25 PM
Every other thursday Reganon hold court over her kingdom of stuffed animals, and only-visible-to-her friends.
SelfInflected
05-27-2009, 10:26 PM
Reganon has two Polaroid cameras, and she only takes pictures of those two cameras.
ptrout posts so quickly due to the quadrouple espresso marathon he's experiencing.
Reganon
05-27-2009, 10:28 PM
ptrout is just a lowly jester in his imaginary kingdom of invisible friends
Self inflected was stood up yesterday by his invisible friend, Jay.
SelfInflected
05-27-2009, 10:29 PM
Reganon posts so slowly... because... Star Trek... is... on... again.
JTG1984
05-27-2009, 10:39 PM
SelfInflected got a bad case of the swine flu
SelfInflected
05-27-2009, 10:43 PM
JTG1984 used to be JTGDiverDown, but decided that Van Halen album sucked.
ptrout
05-28-2009, 09:01 AM
SelfInflected is known for his famous apology pancakes in the morning, girls stay the night for em.
Dolores
05-28-2009, 09:11 AM
ptrout will present a list of the girls names tomorrow evening.
GrnEyz
05-28-2009, 09:35 AM
Delores makes omeletes when a new guy stays over... she made 4 omeletes last week. :shocked:
Dolores
05-28-2009, 10:12 AM
I only recently found out that GrnEyz likes blueberry omelets.
GrnEyz
05-28-2009, 10:15 AM
Mighty tasty I must admit... er.. I mean... oops. :scared:
llBradll
05-28-2009, 01:14 PM
^ GE took two hours to bring that fish in.
loosefanbelt
05-28-2009, 03:14 PM
llBradll is a unique snowflake.
ptrout
05-28-2009, 06:55 PM
Loose one days hopes to finish her book "the complete snowflake catalog". Le sigh
Seriously
05-28-2009, 06:58 PM
ptrout is a destroyer of avatars or at least a mustache drawer oner
DanteFalling
05-28-2009, 06:59 PM
Seriously isn't. She runs around with lollipops and hangs out with INFPs all day, sceaming OMG!
GrnEyz
05-28-2009, 07:08 PM
Seriously writes her email address on the bathroom walls of Waffle House.
Dante rides the bus on Saturdays to observe the local lower class.
Aronnax
05-28-2009, 07:16 PM
GE walks on water and can feed 5000 people with that fish.
GrnEyz
05-28-2009, 07:27 PM
Aronnax can see Russia from his back porch with his Acme teleglasses
loosefanbelt
05-28-2009, 07:29 PM
GrnEyz is cruising the forum for hook ups.
Wapiti
05-28-2009, 07:31 PM
So is loosefanbelt!
loosefanbelt
05-28-2009, 07:37 PM
So is Wapiti!
DanteFalling
05-28-2009, 07:38 PM
loosefanbelt tragically had her nose glued to a man's forehead
eternaltriangle
05-28-2009, 07:42 PM
DanteFalling invented old people as a way to sell life insurance.
Synchronicity
05-28-2009, 07:54 PM
eternal has no reflection. Suspicious...
GrnEyz
05-28-2009, 08:06 PM
Synch could sell twice the product for half the price.
runoverazebra
05-28-2009, 08:09 PM
GrnEyz steals people's furniture.
GrnEyz
05-28-2009, 08:13 PM
Zebra enjoys repainting stolen furniture under close supervision.
runoverazebra
05-28-2009, 08:46 PM
GrnEyz hired me to repaint his stolen furniture purple.
ptrout
05-28-2009, 08:46 PM
GE like to shoot the birds, and riding the lift, fish and chips, nudge nudge wink wink....tallyho governor. But mostly shooting the birds.
Zebra does put together a killer cheese and wine platter
ptrout will present a list of the girls names tomorrow evening.
* Alejandra
* Alessia
* Alexane
* Amaia
* Amélie
* Anika
* Anja
* Anoush
* Antonella
* Aziza
* Beatriz
* Benicia
* Calandra
* Calla
* Carmen
* Chiara
* Clea
* Clemence
* Cosima
* Dagny
* Damiana
* Danica
* Delphine
* Ebba
* Edwige
* Elettra
* Eliana
* Elodie
* Estrella
* Eugenie
* Fabienne
* Federica
* Feodora
* Fernanda
* Fia
* Finula
* Fiorella
* Fleur
* Francesca
* Fyodora
* Gemma
* Gianna
* Gioia
* Guadalupe
* Iman
* Inez
* Ingrid
* Irina
* Izara
* Jamila
* Janica
* Jocasta
* Kalila
* Kalindi
* Katya
* Laila
* Larisa
* Laurenza
* Lia
* Lilou
* Livia
* Luciana
* Lucienne
* Luiza
* Luz
* Malia
* Manon
* Marine
* Marisol
* Marit
* Melantha
* Mercedes
* Mignon
* Nadya
* Natalya
* Niamh
* Noemi
* Océane
* Odile
* Ondine
* Oriana
* Ottaline
* Ottavia
* Paloma
* Paolina
* Paz
* Pia
* Pilar
* Quintana
* Raffaela
* Raquel
* Sandrine
* Sanne
* Sarita
* Saskia
* Savita
* Severine
* Sidonie
* Signy
* Simone
* Solange
* Soledad
* Sylvie
* Tamar
* Tatiana
* Toril
* Valentina
* Venezia
* Violetta
* Viveca
* Xanthe
* Zuzanna
GrnEyz
05-28-2009, 08:52 PM
Zebra paints stolen furniture for $2.75 per hour plus breakfast.
GrnEyz added to this post, 0 minutes and 54 seconds later...
ptrout keeps a list of girls that just said "no trout tonite."
ptrout
05-28-2009, 09:00 PM
GE exhaust pipes aren't sized for flow or back pressure, the are sized for comfort and fit.:p
Aronnax
05-28-2009, 09:03 PM
ptrout buys purple furniture in bulk to furnish his secret volcano lair.
runoverazebra
05-28-2009, 09:06 PM
Aronnax has a secret volcano lair for sale.
DanteFalling
05-28-2009, 09:07 PM
runoverzerbra likes to substitute lotion in her friends' sunscreen bottles and then slap them on the back the next day
SelfInflected
05-28-2009, 09:11 PM
DanteFalling was confused when she took a baby seal out to a club in Canada.
ptrout
05-29-2009, 07:36 AM
SelfInflected likes to go camping with his buddies hoping for decline into something like lord of the flies
here piggy piggy.
Synchronicity
05-29-2009, 08:10 AM
ptrout eats only dry cereal for breakfast.
ClydeB
05-29-2009, 12:39 PM
"O my god". I hear Synchronicity likes to go "Walking in Your Footsteps" when he doesn't have "Someone to Talk to". Except when your "Mother" has you "Wrapped Around Your Finger" and starts calling you her little "King of Pain"
Might also be a Police fan.
Yes, I would have said something about "Every Breath You Take" but not with my current avatar. Much too easy comeback ;)
loosefanbelt
05-29-2009, 12:57 PM
ClydeB has Cheeto breath.
GrnEyz
05-29-2009, 01:20 PM
LFB enjoys taking a trip without leaving the house.
loosefanbelt
05-29-2009, 01:21 PM
GrnEyz has to leave the house to use the outhouse - it is a southern thing...
ptrout
05-29-2009, 01:24 PM
Yay loose is back, and she brought along all her bugs and crawly things.
GrnEyz
05-29-2009, 01:28 PM
LFB's bugs crawl into ptrout's trousers.
gestalt
05-29-2009, 01:29 PM
ptrout says 'Yay!' a lot.
GE has a vivid imagination.
GrnEyz
05-29-2009, 01:43 PM
Gestalt loves his trident
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Synchronicity
05-29-2009, 01:47 PM
GrnEyz spells "hot" with two t's.
GrnEyz
05-29-2009, 01:54 PM
Synch got a new pipe for his birthday...
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I hear GrnEyz sleeps with the fishes. In the sexual sense.
loosefanbelt
05-29-2009, 02:02 PM
There is a reason to think that the concept of the 9 Circles of Hell were loosely based on GrnEyz's life...
Roo is a sneaker... slippery guy, that.
loosefanbelt's newest avatar is clearly based on her binge use of psychedelic drugs.
loosefanbelt
05-29-2009, 02:09 PM
loosefanbelt's newest avatar is clearly based on her binge use of psychedelic drugs.
And Roo's on his binge of arrogance.
GrnEyz
05-29-2009, 02:10 PM
One of LFB's circus bugs got loose and terrorized the neighborhood...
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ptrout
05-29-2009, 02:12 PM
We secretly switched his Mph for Kph, and GE is happier than ever
loosefanbelt
05-29-2009, 02:13 PM
One of LFB's circus bugs got loose and terrorized the neighborhood...
As did GrnEyz STD...
ptrout is one to slap you with a fish... so GE should watch out.
Synchronicity
05-29-2009, 02:16 PM
loose got a bottle of whiskey for her birthday that is actually just apple juice. She somehow gets drunk anyway.
Synchronicity's pipe blows bubbles.
GrnEyz
05-29-2009, 02:21 PM
Rudy ran out of "Just for Men" and has to use shoe polish.
loosefanbelt
05-29-2009, 03:08 PM
GrnEyz smells like carp... or is that catfish???
ClydeB
05-29-2009, 03:39 PM
I hear loosefanbelt added the wrong shrooms to her garden salad.
loosefanbelt
05-29-2009, 03:45 PM
ClydeB is looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow...
ClydeB
05-29-2009, 04:08 PM
ClydeB is looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow...
Wouldn't that be a nice thing to find.
I hear loosefanbelt wrote a new children's book called. "Yes. It is all your fault"
azelismia
05-29-2009, 06:51 PM
Clyde has a thing for eating pooh
Synchronicity
05-29-2009, 06:55 PM
azelismia secretly hordes all INTJf avatars on a flash drive she keeps in her pants.
ClydeB
05-29-2009, 07:27 PM
I hear Synchronicity pipestem is actually 7 inches longer than what is showing in the picture.
Synchronicity
05-29-2009, 07:38 PM
I've heard the same about Clyde's head.
ptrout
05-29-2009, 07:49 PM
Sync sleep on a bed of golf tees
GrnEyz
05-30-2009, 11:36 AM
Ptrout's head is always looking down cause he's playing with himself.
loosefanbelt
05-30-2009, 12:30 PM
GrnEyz is well known for his rash.
ssrprotege
05-30-2009, 12:41 PM
while LFB is known for still believing in the existence of Santa Claus.
loosefanbelt
05-30-2009, 01:40 PM
As a spiritual practice, ssrprotege meditates on the rumors thread to cull it's deepest truths.
Synchronicity
05-30-2009, 03:04 PM
I hear loose reads books upside down. (That is, the books are upside down. Though I suppose the books might be right side up and the rest of the world is upside down.)
llBradll
05-30-2009, 03:37 PM
Synchro can only read aloud.
runoverazebra
05-30-2009, 04:04 PM
Brad can only read with lots of encouragement, and even then, he can only read small words.
llBradll
05-30-2009, 04:09 PM
ROZ is one of the people who pretends to encourage me. She makes a sound like sss..ssss..sss..s.sss and it really trips me up. I'll get her back though when she plans on learning shapes and colors though.
Aronnax
05-30-2009, 04:27 PM
Brad sold one of his kidneys on the black market.
Synchronicity
05-30-2009, 04:29 PM
Aronnax sold two...
runoverazebra
05-30-2009, 04:32 PM
Synch routinely buys kidneys on the black market.
llBradll
05-30-2009, 04:34 PM
ROZ usually buys lunch on the black market.
ptrout
05-30-2009, 04:43 PM
Brad serves Zeb lunch at at the black market
Dolores
05-31-2009, 02:44 AM
Ptrout has a god complex.
loosefanbelt
05-31-2009, 03:36 AM
Dolores got involved with a calligrapher with permanent ink- henceforth we see her inky avatar.
Reganon
05-31-2009, 12:28 PM
Loosefanbelt got involved with a lion, a scarecrow, and a tin man (not pictured in avatar)
loosefanbelt
05-31-2009, 01:02 PM
Reganon got involved with a saber tooth - and it's lack of oral hygene has left her smelling punk.
ptrout
05-31-2009, 01:48 PM
Loose is on the run from the Mary Kay cosmetics commandos.
runoverazebra
05-31-2009, 03:58 PM
ptrout kills bald eagles.
Synchronicity
05-31-2009, 03:59 PM
zebra buys them for eatin'
Aronnax
05-31-2009, 05:33 PM
Synchronicity launders money for a Canadian coconut smuggling cartel.
loosefanbelt
05-31-2009, 05:37 PM
Aronnax's father was a eye surgeon.... a not so good one...
Lokih
05-31-2009, 06:39 PM
loosefanbelt dresses up stray cats to look like Joan Crawford and Betty Davis, and then makes them fight to the death.
loosefanbelt
05-31-2009, 06:41 PM
Lokih1128 always cried at summer camp.
runoverazebra
05-31-2009, 06:56 PM
LFB practices playing the tambourine and the didgeridoo in hopes that she can join the Backstreet Boys if they ever reunite and need a tambourine/didgeridoo player.
ptrout
05-31-2009, 07:19 PM
Zeb knows all the words to Spice Girls first album, and all the choreography to0.
llBradll
05-31-2009, 07:55 PM
Ptrout is a believer of Raptor Jesus. He gave up FSM for him.
Deliberator
05-31-2009, 08:00 PM
Brad, following the tradition of all closet Danielle Steele fans, recently had an affair with a french pro-wrestler named Pierre D'Penois. Rumor has it that this meeting involved some highly erotic wrestling moves including the complicated "choking sparrow" technique.
Synchronicity
05-31-2009, 08:01 PM
Deliberator has a pet trouser snake.
Lokih
05-31-2009, 08:03 PM
When no one is looking, Synchronicity pretends to be Hannah Montana and dances a hillbilly jig.
Synchronicity
05-31-2009, 08:16 PM
Lokih decorates his abode with antique sex toys.
Seriously
05-31-2009, 08:17 PM
Synchronicity thinks sex toys are naked Barbie and Ken dolls.
ptrout
05-31-2009, 08:17 PM
And Seriously appraises them first hand, after a through exam and a test run.
Deliberator
05-31-2009, 08:24 PM
I heard that ptrout left his girlfriend because the vet bills were too high.
GrnEyz
05-31-2009, 08:30 PM
Delib's x-ray vision allows her to see through hair follicles.
Aronnax
06-01-2009, 10:38 AM
GE is a retired bear wrestler, his signature move was a flying omoplata.
The Maelstrom
06-01-2009, 02:23 PM
Arronax shoots lasers out of his eyes to disintegrate anything and everything that tries to make sense but continuously proves that it does not... his backyard is riddled with black burn marks. The perfect assassin.
Synchronicity
06-01-2009, 02:55 PM
The Maelstrom isn't actually The Maelstrom. He's just a Maelstrom.
jca23
06-01-2009, 02:57 PM
Synchronicity has an extensive Pimp hat collection...
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llBradll
06-01-2009, 03:02 PM
Jca has an extensive ninja weapon collection that he keeps at home. He learned the hard way that throwing stars can't be kept in pockets.
GrnEyz
06-01-2009, 05:08 PM
Brad's perfect mate is just starting to emerge...
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ClydeB
06-01-2009, 05:38 PM
I hear GrnEyz never got paid for this picture.
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GrnEyz
06-01-2009, 06:01 PM
Yeah.... that was a few years ago... before the beard...
runoverazebra
06-01-2009, 07:06 PM
GrnEyz steals toys belonging to little kids.
JTG1984
06-01-2009, 07:08 PM
she thought she runoverazebra but really it was a skunk
ptrout
06-01-2009, 07:16 PM
JTG isn't a real doctor but so far non of his patients have complained
loosefanbelt
06-01-2009, 08:10 PM
ptrout's Messiah complex has gotten completely out of hand...
JTG1984
06-01-2009, 08:12 PM
loosefanbelt got lost trying to find the yellow brick road.
loosefanbelt
06-01-2009, 08:17 PM
Why is JTG1984 melting? Is it because JTG1984 is an ISFJ among INTJs??? Or was it the cocaine?
Synchronicity
06-01-2009, 08:27 PM
loose knows the expiration date of every item in her refrigerator by heart.
loosefanbelt
06-01-2009, 08:28 PM
Synchronicity is out of sync but faking it, did he fool you?
Aronnax
06-01-2009, 10:17 PM
Loosefanbelt has been embezzling stimulus money meant for paving projects.
azelismia
06-01-2009, 10:30 PM
Arronax stole his eye apparatus from a blind woman Who was living on the street.
The Maelstrom
06-01-2009, 11:12 PM
azel mugged her shortly after relieving her of her booze tin
GrnEyz
06-02-2009, 04:18 AM
TM gets his T shirts from the trash bin behind the Goodwill Store.
loosefanbelt
06-02-2009, 05:32 AM
No need for concern, that pesky communicable disease that GrnEyz had has cleared right up, pronto.
GrnEyz
06-02-2009, 05:58 AM
LFB apparently has a disease between her ears.
GrnEyz wants ta play 'doctor'.
ptrout
06-02-2009, 06:20 AM
Reb plays the patient
Hatsumomo1
06-02-2009, 08:32 AM
ptrout doesn't really believe in velosiraptors.
llBradll
06-02-2009, 02:32 PM
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Dolores
06-02-2009, 02:37 PM
It's Brad's new video. Shameless self-promotion!
loosefanbelt
06-02-2009, 03:03 PM
Dolores is offline. Really.
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