Let's Spread Rumors

[loosefanbelt]

Nemesis did not take his meds today...

[runoverazebra]

LFB knows curse words in 60 different languages.

[Synchronicity]

zebra exfoliates with sandpaper.

[ptrout]

Sync has a hippie fetish, his secret stash contains, tie-dyed shirts, hacky-sacks, dread lock juice, and hemp boxers

[paleoeco]

Trout is really a carp.

[loosefanbelt]

paleoeco is an archeological dig waiting to happen...

[Synchronicity]

loose communicates through scent.

[loosefanbelt]

Synchronicity makes a whole lotta scent...

[dogwoodlover]

loosefanbelt entirely lacks has no cents.

[loosefanbelt]

loosefanbelt entirely lacks has no cents.

I needn't say a thing... you did it all for me... this is too easy...

[Wapiti]

LFB and DWL are the same person.

[DanteFalling]

Wapiti eats MCAT prep books to annoy the premeds.

[Wapiti]

DanteFalling carries a cellphone around just to look cool, it doens't actually work.

[ptrout]

Wapiti rides the tree not the motorcycle.

[Wapiti]

ptrout chopped off the end of his tongue trying to lick some jelly he spilled onto a fan, while it was on.

[loosefanbelt]

Wa-Man cries because of the chafing... oh, the chafing...

[Wapiti]

LFB burned her tongue while licking the stove clean.

[loosefanbelt]

Wa-Man likes when he there are crumbs in his bed and they scratch...

[Wapiti]

LFB puts peanut butter between her toes at bed time in order to feed what she calls her "pet ants."

[llBradll]

Wapiti often gets to it first though.

[Hatsumomo1]

IIBradII was named after Brad Pitt.

[loosefanbelt]

Hatsumomo1 is hard to bash, being a gentile courtesan... but see the person in the back to the right? THAT IS REALLY Hatsumomo1... and very easy to hang crap on for hiding behind the coat tails of the gentile one..

[tp6626]

loosefanbelt make car break...

[Charly]

TP Really wants to shake your tree, although he has no idea what that means.

[ClydeB]

I hear Charly is trying to go on a tuna free diet. Sorry Charly

[Charly]

ClydeB only eats foods that are white. If the food is not white he tells his mother that he's not eating that crap and makes her take it back to the kitchen. I hope you got her something nice on Sunday Clyde.

[GrnEyz]

LFB enjoys having that long red hair separated into two ponytails and secured to king size bedposts....

[runoverazebra]

GrnEyz enters Chuck Norris look alike contests. He never wins.

[Charly]

Runoverazebra only cuts the eyes out of the pictures of the girls that she thinks are prettier than her in each months cosmopolitan magazine. With scissors. She sometimes has Fraiser dvd's dunning in the background while she does this, because she says it makes her feel like there's someone there with her.

And I am ok with this.

[dogwoodlover]

I needn't say a thing... you did it all for me... this is too easy...

Damn!!! My edit job on that post was an epic fail.

Charly eats polar bear hearts for breakfast.

[loosefanbelt]

dogwoodlover has memorized all the dialogue from every Frasier episode...(don't ask him though, it does not take much to get him started and the female parts are creepy...)

[gestalt]

loo prefers shaved, not shorn.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt wished he knew what loosefanbelt prefers...

[Synchronicity]

loose eats all of her meals with the same spork.

[loosefanbelt]

Synchronicity likes to flirt in the chimp and baboon sections of the zoo - and not with other humans...

[Hatsumomo1]

loosefanbelt uses newspaper as wallpaper.

[loosefanbelt]

Hatsumomo1 gets her kimono in a bunch whenever there is a lack of cheese on the appiteizer tray.

[runoverazebra]

Loose never washes her dishes. She just tosses them out after one use and the buys new ones.

[altoid]

runoverazebra likes to rummage through LFB's trash, despite numerous complaints and yet another restraining order.

[loosefanbelt]

altoid thinks nothing tastes better on a Ritz.

[llBradll]

LFB drops off maxim magazines in church libraries.

[DanteFalling]

IIBradII likes to eat maxim magazines left in church libraries.

[llBradll]

Dante specially orders holy water off the internet. Its the only thing she drinks.

[runoverazebra]

Brad has a pet iguana and always refers to it as his "thingy dingy."

[Synchronicity]

zebra only makes eye contact with people to freak them out.

[ClydeB]

I hear Synchronicity has an extensive chia pet collection.

Cha cha cha chia!

[loosefanbelt]

ClydeB gets all excited and orders anything that has free shipping.

[ClydeB]

I hear loosefanbelt is starting yoga so she can train all those inner muscles.

[loosefanbelt]

I understand from his parole officer that ClydeB would like to know about my inner muscles, so now I am reaching for the phone to call the police...

[Synchronicity]

I hear loose only comes to this forum to partake of the underdeveloped sexual tension between the senior members.

[loosefanbelt]

Synchronicity, the same, but with the nubile young forum members... again I reach for the phone to call the police. You all are keeping me busy tonight...

[Synchronicity]

I hear the police have loose on their call block list.

[loosefanbelt]

Synchronicity is on the list for gender reassignment! Yay!

[Nemesis]

LFB is down with OPP!

[loosefanbelt]

LFB is not OPP, but Nemesis is naughty by nature.

[Thirdie]

LFB and Nemesis are both OPP. *runs*

[loosefanbelt]

i heard that Thirdie is the kind of forum member that hides behind their mother's computer.

[Nemesis]

I was told that LFB makes dirty movies!!

[Thirdie]

Nemesis has stolen the British Crown's (or whatever crown Queen Elizabeth is wearing - not sure about the spelling) diamond and is parading with it as of late. So I've heard...

[loosefanbelt]

Thirdie gets all hot and sexy whenever there is a cyclops in the room...

[ptrout]

Loose like her steak well done

[loosefanbelt]

ptrout gets nervous around raisins.

[ptrout]

Due to a mis-wired neuron, when ever Loose farts, she serves cheese and crackers.

[loosefanbelt]

ptrout apparently has an elaborate fantasy life about cheese and crackers - his favorites include cheeze whiz.

[ptrout]

Loose has an endless supply of cheese whiz, when ever asked about it she gets paranoid and calls her guards.
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[loosefanbelt]

ptrout, once a lost and homeless orphan, is now a successful cheeze whiz operator at the local grocery store sample table.

[llBradll]

LFB's favorite accomplishment is being the employee of the month at taco bell, for the last four months.

[ptrout]

Loose was a Hanson's groupie.............MMMMbop

After the success of the pet rock, Brad tried his luck at fortune with the pet brick.

[Synchronicity]

ptrout was born in a Buddhist temple in Nepal.

[runoverazebra]

Synch wears sunscreen when it's raining because he thinks it makes him look cool.

[GrnEyz]

Zebra is Tester 137 at the Trojan factory

[llBradll]

GrnEyz swallowed rocks as a child, hoping to get their minerals.

[GrnEyz]

llBradll suffered humiliating acne as a child and has to shave his butt and walk backwards.

[runoverazebra]

GrnEyz never eats anything but oatmeal.

[llBradll]

ROZ pretends to be somebody's secret admirer, but then sends them a second message saying "Never gonna happen"

[loosefanbelt]

llBradll is going for that "I am masculine enough to need a shave every 5 hours" look...

[llBradll]

LFB totally digs it too....

[loosefanbelt]

llBradll's criteria for doing everything? "Because chicks dig it".

[Synchronicity]

loose cried herself to sleep the night Ronald Regan died.

[runoverazebra]

Synch has an ant problem in his home, so he keeps two anteaters in his house.

[Synchronicity]

zebra communicates through scowling.

[GrnEyz]

LFB rents a concrete vibrator on rainy days....

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[ptrout]

GrnEyz has recovered nicely from that glass bottle incident.

[runoverazebra]

ptrout only acknowledges the existence of even numbers.

[llBradll]

ROZ uses an abacus for math.

[Synchronicity]

Broad eats his meat raw because it is "manly".

[llBradll]

Synchro often thinks of himself as the largest land predator.

[GrnEyz]

Synch smokes only the finest cow dung money can buy.





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Zebra plays with exotic weapons every other weekend....

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[loosefanbelt]

GrnEyz's best friends are manga characters.

[Synchronicity]

loosebeltfan judges people entirely by what shoes they wear.

[GrnEyz]

Synch buys his suits at JC Penny half off sales.

[paleoeco]

Synch doesn't just have a pipe in his mouth.


GrnEyz touched up his picture. His eyes are really brown.

[GrnEyz]

paleo starves himself when things don't go his way.

[loosefanbelt]

GrnEyz is really looking for someone to play Mario Cart with... takers?

[GrnEyz]

LFB has an underage male fetish and started a day care center.

[Ender]

I hear GrnEyz is trying to lure people into a false sense of security with tea! :suspicious:

[GrnEyz]

Ender is afraid she will lose her inhibitions...

[Ender]

GrnEyz is mixing up genders....

I'm a guy, sorry to disappoint you. :cheesy:

[loosefanbelt]

Ender has head lice...

[GrnEyz]

Zebra enjoys dissecting reptiles after a couple of White Zinfandels.

[loosefanbelt]

GrnEyz is ?

That is all, just ?

Late for supper, I guess...

[llBradll]

Thats an example of LFB trying to make a rumor without any external assistance.

[SelfInflected]

It needn't be said that llBradll is pointing out the flaws in others due to his unresolved issues surrounding his childhood trauma. Not everyone gets dared to dress up as a Stormtrooper to run into the girls' bathroom and yell: "Klingons!!!".

Someone should have told him that Klingons were from Star Trek.

[ptrout]

SelfInflicted walks into doorknobs and falls down stairs, just so other will think he got an abusive SO.............well at least they'll think he has an SO.

[SelfInflected]

Everyone knew how to spell the word "losers" on the Internet up until the point where ptrout was the first one to get it wrong, therefore dooming the entire Internet population who now has to witness "loosers" over and over again.

Thanks a lot, ptrout

[Hatsumomo1]

SelfInflected was attacked by a squirrel yesterday.

[loosefanbelt]

Hatsumomo1 is a matcha tea junky.

[runoverazebra]

Loose steals candy from children.

[llBradll]

ROZ steals canes from the elderly.

[NoStoneUnturned]

brad is bad

[llBradll]

NSU can count how many showers he's had in the past year on his fingers and toes.

[ClydeB]

I hear brad can count all his fingers and toes. But keeps coming up with different amounts.
1, Ψ, 3, 2, red, Ω, 3

[Synchronicity]

Guess what? Clyde uses a dvorak keyboard - but he doesn't know where any of the letters are.

[GrnEyz]

Synch found his glasses in the men's room trash bin at Toyz R Us...

[llBradll]

GrnEyz steals coupons out of neighbours mailboxes.

[Synchronicity]

Brad's shoes are actually plastic bags from Safeway.

[SelfInflected]

Synchronicity carries three marbles in his right front pocket, but only on Tuesdays.

[ptrout]

SelfInflected is a 7 year old girl trolling for sex on the internet predending to be a 42 year old male FBI agent.

[Synchronicity]

ptrout knows this from personal experience...

[runoverazebra]

Synch trips old women when they cross the street.

[Double Victory]

runoverazebra has hit a parked car more than once and drove off without leaving a note.

[Synchronicity]

double victory goes to midnight premieres of movies specifically so she can shout advice at the characters. Her record time before being kicked out is 68 minutes.

[SelfInflected]

Synchronicity doesn't ever make it to the number 69 because s/he's always complaining that it's a mouthful to say.

[runoverazebra]

Selfinflected is afraid of refrigerators.

[Charly]

ROZ owns a thai sneaker sweatshop, with a boxing ring on the factory floor. When the workers lag behind, they have to fight it out for 30 seconds in the ring with the guest celebrity of the day. She has also been smoking cigars in her office again.

[SelfInflected]

Charly is now able to type again after that horrible fan accident. A fan of bondage tied him up for three days and wouldn't let him go until he uttered the words: "I feel".

[Synchronicity]

Inflicted wears solar panels on his head to power his iPod.

[Charly]

Syn gets nude on the twister mat and rubs his body with the three day old leftover lamb korma meat whist screaming I am the super jet dinosaur curry spaz fun monkeys. Over and over and over.

It is both disturbing and erotic to watch.

[Synchronicity]

(Bow chika bow-wow)

Charly gets an erection every time he hears the theme song from "Rocky".

[SelfInflected]

Synchronicity filed for a patent that allows for a pull cord to be attached to a ballerina so that she spins quicker.

[Charly]

Selfinflicted put the fish heads behind your hubcaps.

[altoid]

Charly, being fiercely jealous of "Mr. Ed", desperately wants to star in his own 60s talking animal show.

[Charly]

Altoid used to stuff his jocks using mincemeat.

[SelfInflected]

Charly is still trying to convince the contractors to drill his "Hell Well".

[ssrprotege]

SelfInflected has been convincing himself that he has sufficiently self-inflicted.

[llBradll]

SSR's head actually fits perfectly into the cone on his hat.

[paleoeco]

IIBradII is feeling particuarly emotional at "this time of the month", hence the new avatar.

[Hatsumomo1]

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paleoeco in his Sunday morning stroll outfit.

[loosefanbelt]

Hatsumomo1 has a thing for millipedes...

[ptrout]

Loose feeds on the rumors on this thread much like Krank feeds on children dreams.
<Rumors in rumors thread are rumors even if later proven to be facutal.>
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[paleoeco]

ptrout (using a pseudonym) posts "truths" about himself so on rumor threads just so he can tell the world how deviant he is, but not have to be honest about it really.

[Synchronicity]

paleoeco makes small children cry just by looking at them.

[loosefanbelt]

Many small children call Synchronicity daddy...

[ssrprotege]

I heard loosefanbelt was a girl that appeared in this music video (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)...

[loosefanbelt]

AND, exciting news - ssrprotege was a star in this vid!!!:

[Synchronicity]

loose enjoys intentionally breaking image links to annoy people.

[ssrprotege]

Synchronicity enjoys deleting his posts after noticing that his posts have been quoted by someone else.





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AND, exciting news - ssrprotege was a star in this vid!!!:
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I can't see anything after the colon :huh:

Anyway, congrats for being a core member.

[loosefanbelt]

ssrprotege, admit that you tried to hide it:

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[Reganon]

I heard loosefanbelt is psychologically incapable of using adverbs.

(I've been reading too much Hemingway)

[Synchronicity]

I hear Reganon only knows how to tie one shoelace. For some reason the other always escapes him.

[llBradll]

Synchro wears socks and sandals.

[Double Victory]

llBradll will have a panic attack if he doesn't step backwards through doorways.

[llBradll]

DV is afraid of escalators.

[ssrprotege]

Brad is arachibutyrophobic.

[loosefanbelt]

You can catch ssrprotege at your local karaoke bar - and he will always do a rendition of the Teletubbies theme song for anyone who pays.

[GrnEyz]

ssr played a dead bank customer in the bonnie and clyde remake...

[BlackOp]

GE really drives a Pacer

[Synchronicity]

Black has never seen the light of the sun.

[SelfInflected]

Synchronicity spends 3 hours each day playing with his calculator watch.

[BlackOp]

Sync likes putting large things in his mouth in public.

[ssrprotege]

BlackOp has been eating Pringles as his breakfast, lunch and dinner since last week.

[Synchronicity]

protege puts coats on the wrong way then walks around backwards.

[pocohauntus]

Synchronicity like to load his pipe with bb's and shoot them out with every exhale.

[SelfInflected]

Pocohauntus will be your Freakazoid for 5 dollars.

[ssrprotege]

SelfInflected has secretly wished to be an android and secretly admired Lore.

[SelfInflected]

Ssprotoge sits with the children in the kiddy pool only long enough to pee.

[loosefanbelt]

SelfInflected will only use the kiddie pool, will not go into the big person pool. And the ocean? Forget about it.

[ssrprotege]

Ssprotoge sits with the children in the kiddy pool only long enough to pee.

You meant ssrprotege, right? ;D





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Loosefanbelt is known for climbing up a tree and howl like a wolf whenever full moon is there.

[loosefanbelt]

When it is time for a bubble bath, ssrprotege is insistent on an accompanying loofah.

[Synchronicity]

loose needs only seconds to finish off an entire roast turkey.

[llBradll]

Synchro went to study sloths, but sadly all of his subjects moved to fast for him to track.

[Synchronicity]

Brad's only vacation to another country ended with him swimming home with an angry, torch-lit mob shouting obscenities behind him.

[llBradll]

Synchro tried out for survivor, but got voted off before it even started.

[GrnEyz]

Brad entered a hot dog eating contest, and although he didn't win, was given an award for the best technique..

[llBradll]

GrnEyz would have won the sausage eating competition, had the buns been eaten.

[runoverazebra]

Brad is still learning to tie his shoes.

[llBradll]

ROZ is still using training wheels but on her tricycle.

[GrnEyz]

Brad ran out of Dependz and had to run to the store with a towel between his legs.

[llBradll]

Grn met me there and reassured me saying "This happens to me all the time".

[Stratego]

llBradll is secretly raising a fleet of killer butterflies, which will fight in the glorious revolution.


All Hail our Lepidopteran Overlords!

[GrnEyz]

Zebra entered a wet t shirt contest and won the "best hard body" award.

[Synchronicity]

Eyz entered a felony contest and won the "most heinous" award.

[llBradll]

Stratego entered a staring contest had a draw.

[Stratego]

---Synchronicity is a closet ABBA fan

--llBradll has been known to float like a butterfly and sting like a...butterfly

[GrnEyz]

Brad entered a whining contest and won first place..!!!

[Stratego]

GrnEyz glows in the dark

[GrnEyz]

Makes it easier for the Elf to find me...!

[loosefanbelt]

GrnEyz fails at rumors thread, film at 11.

[runoverazebra]

Loose likes the tv show The Bachelor.

[Synchronicity]

zebra's favorite food is uncooked spaghetti.

[loosefanbelt]

Yes, it is because my beloved runoverazebra will be appearing on this show - stay tuned!

[ssrprotege]

loosefanbelt was one of the three witches to appear in Macbeth.

[GrnEyz]

SSR was abducted by aliens and subjected to a sex change...

[ssrprotege]

GrnEyz was ostracized from society after the investigation proved that he tried to frame me...

[GrnEyz]

SSR was arrested after propositioning an undercover police officer at a gay bar.

[ssrprotege]

GrnEyz was the first member to go to the hotel where all people are required to be naked (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. el).

[runoverazebra]

SSR hasn't changed his socks in 3 years.

[GrnEyz]

It's been a long day... went to the office... mowed the lawn... now I'm gonna krash and zebra's goin w me...

[runoverazebra]

GrnEyz thinks he found Zebra, but really it's her brother.

[ptrout]

Zebra is not only has striped fur, but striped skin.

[SelfInflected]

ptrout has invented 10 things important to Human survival, but he won't put out 'till he's traded at least five life-size stuffed animals.

[runoverazebra]

Selfinflected enjoys candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach.

[Synchronicity]

(Is she telling the truth, inflected? That's disgusting... and an INTJ no less)

Every few weeks zebra must resist the urge to hop on a plane to Nepal and live in a monastery the rest of her life.

[runoverazebra]

Synch also enjoys candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach.

[SelfInflected]

(Is she telling the truth, inflected? That's disgusting... and an INTJ no less)


No (sniffle)

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runoverazebra enjoys candlelit barn fires and long walks around the penitentiary perimeter.

[runoverazebra]

SelfInflected likes to run with the bulls.

[Nemesis]

Runoverazebra is hungry like the wolf.

[llBradll]

Nemesis drove his mother nuts by complaining about the porridge being to hot/cold when he was a kid.

[loosefanbelt]

llBradll's birthday is.... TODAY!

And he wants corny jokes for his birthday from his forum friends - real groaners...

[llBradll]

wait what?

I love corny jokes though, so I guess I'll go with it.

LFB gets a racecar cake for her birthday every year.

[loosefanbelt]

LFB: Knock, knock!

llBradll:Who's there?

LFB: George Washington!

llBradll: George Washington who?

LFB: George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

llBradll did not go to a "regular" school... his was "special"...

[ptrout]

LFB got into gardening not for the plants but for all the gnomes.
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[runoverazebra]

Ptrout is coming up with a master plan to steal all of LFB's gnomes.

[The Maelstrom]

runoverazebra has actually run over a zebra: repeatedly. She does it for fun when life is getting her down.

[SelfInflected]

The Maelstrom uses the adjective "smurfy" at least five times a day.

[Synchronicity]

Inflected reads books upside down.

[GrnEyz]

Maelstrom is in a nasty lawsuit with his hair stylist...

[runoverazebra]

GrnEyz is actively trying to find a pet dinosaur.

[GrnEyz]

Zebra has fantasies about older men on special occaisions... like weekdays and weekends...

[runoverazebra]

GrnEyz wishes he was one of the older men that I fantasized about.

[GrnEyz]

Zebra wishes she was going to SC to be our beer babe on the boat.

[Synchronicity]

Eyz wishes he had a beer babe for his boat.

[GrnEyz]

Synch wishes he could be our beer babe on the boat.

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[The Maelstrom]

Maelstrom is in a nasty lawsuit with his hair stylist...

wow. you have no clue how close you were to a potential truth

Eyes and Zebra are secretly romantically involved and the whole flirting/bashing is just a cover....

[GrnEyz]

Maelstrom wishes he was secretly romantically involved with the whole flirting/bashing cover....

[Wapiti]

GrnEyz wishes his eyes were blue!

[ssrprotege]

As much as Wapiti wishes he were blond.

[The Maelstrom]

as much as protege wishes he (she?) wasn't!

[Wapiti]

as much as maelstrom wishes that was really him in his avatar!

[runoverazebra]

Wapiti wants to go on an Australian walk-about tour.

[Wapiti]

That's no rumor, that's a fact!

Runoversomething hopes to one day have her makeup tattooed on perment like.

[Synchronicity]

Wapiti's only real goal in life is to own the world's largest collection of toothbrushes.

[ssrprotege]

Synchronicity is the man who appears in Wapiti's avatar.

[The Maelstrom]

as much as maelstrom wishes that was really him in his avatar!
ah so what you're saying is you find me attractive.

Protege actually drives a souped-up Civic

[ssrprotege]

Protege actually drives a souped-up Civic

:laugh: I don't have a driver's licence yet.

I heard the Maelstrom was the reincarnation of Judge Daniel Schreber (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[JTG1984]

The Maelstrom uses a stencil when he shaves.

[The Maelstrom]

:laugh: I don't have a driver's licence yet.

I heard the Maelstrom was the reincarnation of Judge Daniel Schreber (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

Neither do I and a good thing mental illness doesn't follow you through reincarnation *sigh of relief*

The Maelstrom uses a stencil when he shaves.

HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT OUT!? I used to, a practice I must resume. It helps, really.

uh JTG wears makeup? or photoshop. I don't know... your face got shiny somehow!

[ssrprotege]

Neither do I and a good thing mental illness doesn't follow you through reincarnation *sigh of relief*

Touché :knife: :faint:

The Maelstrom has stayed in a man-less island even since he was born.

[runoverazebra]

Protege dresses as a ballerina every year for Halloween.

[The Maelstrom]

The Maelstrom has stayed in a man-less island even since he was born.

Wow, no men? Was I born in heaven? I knew it!

Protege...stayed on the island with nothing but men...and jail cells... aTo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. lol

[ssrprotege]

Runoverzebra is known to display tamper tantrums when "trick or treat" doesn't go too well.





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Wow, no men? Was I born in heaven? I knew it!

Bah! Dammit!

Um..Um..I meant,

He was LEFT in a man-less island after he was born in the US. ;)

[JTG1984]

ssrprotege prays The Maelstrom is in his jail cell.

[ssrprotege]

and JTG1984 is praying that the Maelstrom was indeed left by his parents in a man-less island after he was born! :nice:

[runoverazebra]

Protege tries to get into the polar bear cage at the zoo, but can never pull it off.

[SelfInflected]

When runoverazebra uses the phrase "bear with me", she starts making bear sounds and walks around like a bear.

[Wapiti]

ah so what you're saying is you find me attractive.


Wow, no men? Was I born in heaven? I knew it!

Protege...stayed on the island with nothing but men...and jail cells... aTo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. lol

Maelstrom - from the looks of things sure wishes he spelled his name "MaleStorm" - Just sayin'

When runoverazebra uses the phrase "bear with me", she starts making bear sounds and walks around like a bear.
Selfinflicted is hoping to one day use the phrase "bear it all" with a zebra.

[ssrprotege]

I heard Wapiti has been secretly planning to kill this thread but has never been successful.

[llBradll]

SSR runs in circles around elderly homes yelling "look what I can do!".

[loosefanbelt]

If you are looking for llBradll, try the hemorrhoid creme isle...

[SelfInflected]

loosefanbelt claims that the kitten kicking days are over, but there's no evidence of that.