Let's Spread Rumors

[Nemesis]

Az is now a lord of the forum! Congrats! NIGHT!

[loosefanbelt]

Nemesis is the reason Jesus asked, "Cannot you stay awake one hour with me?"

[Bobert]

Loose spits in public.

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert mistakenly thinks that ^ because I do spit when he approaches.

[TravelnTrain]

The rules are simple. Post a rumor about the person above you.
What if I reversed the sort order of the posts???? But I digress...

Rudyloosefanbelt is the love child of a very famous liberal politician!

[loosefanbelt]

Yes... I am... a whole lotta love BTW...

TravelnTrain fondly remembers his days as a hobo before he checked into rehab.

[TravelnTrain]

God love her, loosefanbelt. The juvenile record was expunged, after all, and I hear she really did change.

[loosefanbelt]

TravelnTrain is still in the clinker... so sad! But he can do the forum from his jail cell. Itty.bitty.yay!

[gestalt]

loo can put swords down her throat and do double backflips from a standing position.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt keeps climbing in to the wardrobe hoping to get to Narnia.

[ptrout]

all the while Gestalt's in red Fez, and red vest, clapping away on the cymbals

Loose awaits on the other end with tray of Turkish delights

[azelismia]

Ptrout is a jevhovah's witness

[Geodess]

Azelismia is banned from all G8 countries because of her role in a gnome smuggling ring

[loosefanbelt]

People keep asking how Geodess taxidermies those cockroaches.

[zief]

loosefanbelt is the leader of a cottage cheese fan club

[TravelnTrain]

zief is an accomplished hacker employed by the CIA to stop foreign companies disguised as domestic corporations from stealing secrets

[gestalt]

TravelInTrain once tried breaking into Level3's core data center and had his eyebrows shaved as punishment by Mossad.

[TravelnTrain]

*wincing over the false-repressed memory of the shaved eyebrows*

gestalt had two tattoos naming former lovers removed

[gestalt]

TIT shaves his hairy man-nipples.

[loosefanbelt]

TIT does it for gestalt, because he asks sweetly.

[gestalt]

loo once made a 16-inch turd all by herself. Afterwards, she named it, and I quote, "DA WOOKIE".

[ptrout]

Gestalt gets in his inflatable dingy every morning, with his 2 cats, and 2 turtles, waiting for the flood to come.

[gestalt]

Ptrout is deathly afraid of doorknobs.

[zief]

gestalt is an ewok, who eats children.

[gestalt]

Zief has a truly outstanding nose. He's been described as having an acquiline appearance by various acquaintances.

[Princess Leia]

gestalt took the other sock and framed the dryer.

[gestalt]

Leia has a recurring fantasy about becoming the mother of the most powerful Jedi in the known universe.

[Nemesis]

Gestalt once bit the head off of a live bat during one of his live performances

[zief]

nemesis is a russian taxi driver named Yuri Davydov

[Princess Leia]

Zief auditioned to be a Spice Girl but was never called back.

[TravelnTrain]

leia wears hair extensions

[gestalt]

TravelInTrain has a cyanide tooth and transplanted armpit hair on his head.

[ptrout]

gestalt attaches his legs and arms, before he put on his pants and shirt.

[Princess Leia]

gestalt simply had to look in the mirror to come up with that "rumour" about TravelnTrain.

ptrout is apparently faster than the speed of light.

[gestalt]

Leia is secretly jealous of all the apparent freedom that Balaenoptera Musculus has.

[TravelnTrain]

gestalt just finished taping the next season of the biggest loser

[Nemesis]

TravelInTrain enjoys punching holes in random condoms at the store. He is responsible for over 400 births per year, none of which are his own.

[gestalt]

Nemesis is a gainer and TravelInTrain, his feeder.

[TravelnTrain]

gestalt's pyramid scheme was recently busted by the feds, so he now posts from outside the US to avoid prosecution

[gestalt]

TravelInTrain runs his operations through WoW virtual gold and Girl Scout fronts.

[Princess Leia]

gestalt massacred an entire village in Africa for a Klondike bar.

[gestalt]

Leia went to Klondike Days and while throwing knives and handaxes, accidentally grazed the ear of a small child.

[zief]

gestalt sells kidneys and livers on the black market

[gestalt]

Zief has contracted the first case of Mad Deer Disease.

[TravelnTrain]

leia gestalt sold zief purchased sold the answers to a recent exam and framed gestalt

[Princess Leia]

gestalt released a vial of smallpox in a public bus.

...because TravlnTrain ordered him.

[gestalt]

Leia had to have surgery because a spider crawled onto her pillow and laid it's eggs in her face.

[ptrout]

Princess is clumsy and falls down stairs, and walks into doorknobs all the time, but she blames it on her SO.

Gestalt drinks cold hot dog water for fun and profit

[gestalt]

Ptrout breaks wind in the library.

[TravelnTrain]

gestalt's life is nothing more than chasing windmills

*says the guy with the full head of hair*

[gestalt]

TravelInTrain knows all about quixotic panopticisms: he wears horned-rim bifocals when indulging in his deepest pleasure, reading erotica from a woman's point of view. Silly rabbit!

[ptrout]

Gestalt comes here for his admonishment when his dominatrix wont pick up his calls.

[azelismia]

ptrout lives under a bridge

[Nemesis]

Az steals rumors from Nemesis

[loosefanbelt]

Nemesis has a jock strap with the verse Little Boy Blue printed on it.

[Nemesis]

Loosefanbelt knows such things for reasons better left unsaid

[TravelnTrain]

Nemesis has a thriving business selling china dolls on eBay. But there's that one special doll he has to keep for himself.

[reb]

TravelinTrain runs eBay; he has the special doll, and, for the right price, would sell it.

[loosefanbelt]

reb is trying to "break into" Hollywood, but he misunderstands the idea and keeps getting caught.

[rahdam]

Loosefanbelt keeps foiling Reb's attempts at stardom.

[loosefanbelt]

rahdam works full-time at Honeybaked Ham.

[rahdam]

Loosefanbelt likes to ham it up; she puts pieces of ham all over her attire.

[Rudy]

Rahdam is part parakeet, on his grandfather's side.

[rahdam]

Rudy is wrong; Rahdam is part rooster (;)), on his grandfather's side.

[Rudy]

It's true that Rahdam does like to cock-a-doodle-do. If you know what I mean.

[rahdam]

Rudy's rooster fails to get him up in the morning.

[loosefanbelt]

rahdam gets all mixed up during Ramaḍān.

[rahdam]

Loosefanbelt is rockin' out like it's 1588.

[Princess Leia]

Rahdam patented the idea of a two-way petting zoo.

[loosefanbelt]

Yes, and it is damn fine! Sir Francis Drake is HAWT!

rahdam is really a chimp typing the great novel.

Princess Lea was stripped of the crown for posing for Mad Magazine.

[rahdam]

Loosefanbelt was too slow!

[Rudy]

Rahdam plays fast and loose... fanbelt.

[rahdam]

Rudy is a card-carrying member of the paparazzi.
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[ptrout]

rahdam is always looking his soul-mate, a round role for his square peg.

[rahdam]

Ptrout has discovered his SECOND thread on INTJf =)

[TravelnTrain]

rahdam's Hillary obsession extends well beyond his name...wall-to-wall posters, fan site...the list goes on

[rahdam]

My Hillary fan club has become so popular that I had to hire TravelnTrain as the janitor. He's hoping to be promoted soon.

[TravelnTrain]

rahdam's posting from prison after TnT's testimony at trial as an undercover CIA operative exposed how the fan club was front for underground activity so heinous that the trial transcript was classified....

[rahdam]

TravelnTrain has delusions of grandeur. He's part of the SOG (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) alright...the Secretarial Operations Group, that is.

[loosefanbelt]

rahdam's girlfriend in his avatar is secretly trying to communicate through clenched teeth >get me the hell out, I beg you<

[TravelnTrain]

loosefanbelt speaks from experience, but she's still irresistibly drawn to Mr. R.

[azelismia]

Train is on the run from mafia hitmen.

[TravelnTrain]

Ms. A has made a fortune over the centuries using those well-hidden fangs to exact others' revenge...

[azelismia]

Where Train should have a brain, instead houses a alien creature who uses him as a marionette.

[ptrout]

TIT spent his youth in a bitter street war to take over Mr.Rogers territory.

Az couldn't answer any of my questions to get past the bridge

[rahdam]

TravelnTrain has a toupe!

[zief]

rahdam has an addiction to mustard.

[rahdam]

Only the seed form. The paste base doesn't cut it.

Zief has a Death Note avatar!

[Rudy]

Rahdam's avatar notes death.

[rahdam]

Rudy had the good sense to crop his avatar. He was wearing assless chaps at the time.

[gestalt]

rahdam has been whipped with a cat o'nine tails.

[rahdam]

rahdam has whipped gestalt with a cat o'nine tails.
Fixed that for you.

[gestalt]

rahdam steals from the bank when playing Monopoly. He thinks he's being sneaky but everyone else is too good of sports to let on that they know he knows on some unspoken level he's just another dirty cheat. Tremble thou wretch, that hast within thee crimes indivulged crimes unwhipped of justice!

[rahdam]

Gestalt once traded Boardwalk for Baltic. I was there.

[gestalt]

RahRah did a "sexy dance" the last time he put four hotels on Baltic.

[rahdam]

RahRah did a "sexy dance" the last time he put four hotels on Baltic.

Gestalt should know that Monopoly rule state that only ONE HOTEL may be placed on any property. Prior to the hotel, FOUR HOUSES must be purchased....with money stolen from the bank.

[gestalt]

Rahdam lives by the motto "Only when you know the rules can you break them."

[Nikita]

Gestalt tried to break the rules and failed.

[loosefanbelt]

nikita's







been stolen by gypsies - shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....:shhh:

[Nemesis]

LFB is actually BTK!!!!

[gestalt]

Nemesis is too sexy for his shirt.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt = kettle o'fish.

[gestalt]

loo jaywalked all over London.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt = smelly cheese

[gestalt]

loo drinks from goat teats.

[ptrout]

gestalt think of goats while yodeling from the Alps

[gestalt]

ptrout counts coup on his coworker Elizabeth.

[Wapiti]

The first word gestalt looked up in the dictionary was "dictionary."

[gestalt]

Wapiti has french tendencies.

[Wapiti]

gestalt buys Zig Zag papers for his friends but he's not quite sure what they're for.

[Synchronicity]

Wapiti dots his i's with little hearts.

[Bobert]

Synch cannot smile.

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert's butt cheeks smile...

[Bobert]

(well I try)

Loose likes grabbing my firm ass. But her fingernails are a bit sharp.

[loosefanbelt]

Boberts fantasies far surpass his realities as evidenced by the above comment.

[Bobert]

Hey anyone else see Loose on Britain's got talent under the name Susan Boyle

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert = piles of bile.

[Bobert]

(My friends call me Phlegm.)

Loose uses vaseline to get into her pvc outfits.

[loosefanbelt]

BOBERT
Belligerent, Obtuse Bastard, Enigma of Rudeness and Tipsiness

[Bobert]

Loose names her body parts.

[ClydeB]

Bobert names his body parts collection in the freezer.

[Bobert]

(I... well I do actually.)

Clyde tried waxing himself once. Once.

[loosefanbelt]

I wish I had a lower I.Q., so that I could enjoy Bobert's company.

[ClydeB]

I hear loosefanbelt gives herself electroshock so she can "fit in" better.

[gestalt]

Clyde wears an electric vest in his attempts to lose weight.

[Wapiti]

gestalt wishes that CB had a tv show of his life so he could watch the re-runs forever. Oh wait, he does.
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gestalts favorite show ever.

[gestalt]

Wapiti watches his wife on a secret shower camera.

[Wapiti]

gestalt prefers baths over showers beause then he can spend more quality time with his rubber ducky.

[gestalt]

Wapiti can't wash his own back.

[Wapiti]

gestalt bathes under the direct supervision of a professional.

[gestalt]

Wapiti suffered a nervous breakdown at one point.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt = Gibbering, Elementary Stooge, Tiptoeing in Apathy and Licentious Tipsiness

[Bobert]

Loose has regressed to childish name calling.

[ptrout]

LFB frequents truckers stop along I95 leaving potpourri on men room stalls.

[gestalt]

When ptrout was born he didn't have a bunghole. You heard it here first folks.

[loosefanbelt]

Bobert is a bonobos with a royal lineage.

How did that happen???? Okay - whoever is next is an asshole. ;)

[Wapiti]

Loose has an ankle bracelot, state issued.

[gestalt]

Wapiti headbutts people when he gets rowdy.

[loosefanbelt]

gestalt

That is all anyone needs to say.

[TravelnTrain]

loosefanbelt has started a gestalt fan site

[Nemesis]

Train has started a Nemesis fan site

[runoverazebra]

Nemesis wears pink everyday.

[loosefanbelt]

RUNOVER= Repugnant, Upsettable Nutball, Oblivious to Vagrancy and Egregious Rubbish
ZEBRA = Zombie-like, Elementary Bastard, Resource for Apathy

[Nemesis]

Loosefanbelt once killed 40 viet cong using only dental floss and a babyruth wrapper.

[runoverazebra]

Nemesis stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

[loosefanbelt]

runoverazebra founded the Society for the Protection of Addlepates.

[Bobert]

Loose keeps experimental mice.

[llBradll]

Bobert keeps experimental kittens--and I thought I was cold.

[Bobert]

Brad got stuck on the town's watertower.

[runoverazebra]

Bobert watched Star Wars Episode One 13 times in a row and liked it!

[Bobert]

Runover. watches primetime hospital shows for homework.

[runoverazebra]

Bobert never wears pants while playing chess.

[Bobert]

runover does not shave her armpits.

[llBradll]

Bobert constantly wonders how much wood a woodchuck could chuck

[Bobert]

Brad can't figure out how I know there's a seafoam green watertower in his town.

[llBradll]

Boberts motto is "Shake it till you make it"

[Bobert]

Brad thinks stomping on sidewalk ants is good therapy.

[Synchronicity]

Bobert dances naked for nickles down at Pier 1.

[Bobert]

(I've upped my fee.)

Synch.'s pipe indicates that he's compensating for something.

[gestalt]

Bobert struts his goods on the catwalk at The Shelter.

[Synchronicity]

gestalt once had an illicit love affair with George H W Bush.

[gestalt]

Sync once tried waxing his behind.

[Synchronicity]

gestalt is afraid to have just one oreo because he knows he'll eat the whole box.

[gestalt]

Sync mean-mugged a small Mexican child who accidentally tripped on his foot at the library.

[Bobert]

Gestalt is stoned and forgot who he's talking about.

[Synchronicity]

Bobert's keyboard is caked with powdered cheese from years of eating cheetos.

[gestalt]

Sync tweaks out on catnip.

[Synchronicity]

(Too slow, 'stalt)

99% of gestalt's post count is from this thread alone.

[gestalt]

Sync gets sweaty fingers every time he logs into INTJf.

[Synchronicity]

gestalt's television receives only static, but he watches it anyway.

[Bobert]

gest gets sweaaty hands everytime he sees one of the girls' avatars.

[gestalt]

Bobert eats sushi off his wife's taut naked body with chopsticks and creamy-melt JIF.

[Synchronicity]

gestalt puts ice cubes down his trousers on hot days.

[Bobert]

I'll stop that rumor right now. I don't like sushi.

Gest once ordered out Chinese and got the special: Cream of sumyungguy

(I can see that I'm too slow tonight. Must sleep.)

[gestalt]

Bobert puts ice cubes in flaming shots of grain alcohol.

[runoverazebra]

Gestalt has to have help changing a light bulb.

[gestalt]

RUZ fakes being witty.

[runoverazebra]

Gestalt has a soft spot for little fluffy bunnies.

[gestalt]

'Widdle' is part of runoverazebra's vocabulary.

[runoverazebra]

Gestalt wears peach scented perfume.

[gestalt]

runoverazebra eats pomegranates, seeds and all.

[runoverazebra]

Gestalt's hero is Paris Hilton.

[loosefanbelt]

ROAZ thinks she hears the soundtrack to the movie Gandhi as the backdrop of her life.

[Rudy]

Loosefanbelt is a natural blond; she dyes.

[Bobert]

Rudy has no life outside the forum.

[loosefanbelt]

Roo has used that rumor before, methinks...

Bobert thinks the Frito Bandito is in his pants.

[ClydeB]

I hear loosefanbelt is more of a loose screw than belt.

[loosefanbelt]

ClydeB chases butterflies to try and absorb their superpowers.

[Nemesis]

LFB only has one butt-cheek

[Synchronicity]

Nemesis is racist towards flowers.

[Bobert]

Synch has fleas.

[runoverazebra]

Bobert chases geese every Tuesday at midnight.

[llBradll]

Lice checks really paid off for ROZ

[Synchronicity]

Brad lets his friends braid his hair.

[llBradll]

Synchro goes to the beach in a slingshot.

[Charly]

llbradll loves to ask the bartender "is it would you like now for the sexy time?" whenever he is out.

[llBradll]

Charly actually makes pamphlets for his frequent pants parties.

[runoverazebra]

Brad tries to attend Charly's frequent pants parties but is always turned away.

[llBradll]

Wet Willies get ROZ in the mood.

[Bobert]

Brad chills his underwear.

[llBradll]

Brad chills his underwear.

You're the third person to say that to me lol.

Bobert has a motto for underwear. "If they're yellow or brown, then flippem around!"

[TravelnTrain]

Brad doesn't wear underwear in public.

[Bobert]

(Neither do I)

Travelintrain has a fear of buses.

[Shorgenfunkel]

Bobert has a compound eye on the side of his head, just under his right ear. It's blind.

[Bobert]

Shorg once got his hair caught in a some guys zipper.

[gestalt]

Bobert considers himself a Being-Supreme-In-Wickedness.

[Bobert]

gestalt poked himself in the eye with his trident.

[gestalt]

Bobert has anal fissures, but he's okay.

[Bobert]

That was you back there?

[gestalt]

Bobert is at a loss for words. :))

[Nikita]

Gestalt and Bobert like to play "hide the sausage" together.

[gestalt]

Nikita smuckered a goat muddy.

[Rudy]

gestalt is half man, half grapefruit.

[azelismia]

Rudy is dating 7 girls at once and as such has a policy of silence so he can never be caught out.

[Rudy]

And yet, azelismia somehow managed to find out about my other sweethearts. Damn.

[Nemesis]

Rudy has 7 more girls for his harem.

[Synchronicity]

Nemesis would destroy the world given half a chance.

[NoStoneUnturned]

Synchronicity thinks his cigar is just a cigar. Sigh.....

[loosefanbelt]

How many people can claim, like NoStoneUnturned can, that they were the star of a theatrical production that also mirrored their personal life?

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yay.applause.clap

[gestalt]

loosefanbelt is feeling guilty about abusing work-owned clipart collections in her avatar-making process for INTJf.

[loosefanbelt]

No. Not feeling guilty.

gestalt forgot that it was Sexy Wednesday. Again.

[ptrout]

LFB tails Jehovah's Witnesses, offering Sexy Wednesday as an alternative to eternal salvation.

[Wapiti]

ptrout drinks out of the toilet.

[gestalt]

es[oyo is Wapiti's secret alter-ego superhero name.

[Nemesis]

Gestalt secretly enjoys playing with G.I Joes in the bathtub.

[NoStoneUnturned]

Nem wears a mask just to keep curiosity up

[Nemesis]

NoStone has a jelly purse that he keeps his hello kitty stuff in.

[loosefanbelt]

Nemesis needs cheese to start his day, or he gets off on the wrong foot.

[Nemesis]

Lfb shot Kennedy.

[gestalt]

loose flashed Brett Favre in Lambeau, front-row tickets.

[llBradll]

Back before the diet, gestalt was inspiration for Hungry Hungry Hippos.

[gestalt]

Brad still downloads Raffi tunes.

[Nemesis]

Gestalt listens to banana phone over and over to set the mood on dates

[llBradll]

What gestalt Nemesis downloads is illegal in 28 states.

[gestalt]

Brad was told his face should be illegal by his last girlfriend.

[llBradll]

Gestalts last girlfriend introduced gestalt to mouth wash.

[Nemesis]

Brad's ex-girlfriend introduced Gestalt to mouthwash... from Brad's bathroom drawer.

[llBradll]

Nemesis breaks into peoples houses to spit in their mouthwash.

[gestalt]

Brad keeps compressed cocaine powder under the toilet tank lid.

[llBradll]

Gestalt has a large jar of what he calls parsley on his kitchen table which he supposedly uses for cooking. Nobody buys it though.

[gestalt]

Brad once defecated out the window of a moving limousine.

[Synchronicity]

gestalt goes condom fishing at the river near his home.

[gestalt]

Sync died from a speedball and was resurrected in a van down by the river.

[llBradll]

Gestalts mom pays the ice-cream truck driver to never let him near.

[loosefanbelt]

llBradll wants you to think that he is a big macho guy, but at summer camp it was ovserved that he was a big Pop Tart fan...

[gestalt]

Loo sits on a heated seat cushion when using the computer, keeps her buns nice and toasty.

[Wapiti]

gestalt has chicken legs.

[llBradll]

Wapiti has giraffe legs.

[gestalt]

Brad owns a pair of 20ft stilts.

[llBradll]

Gestalt only knows because he uses them to joust with his friends.